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February 4, 2026 • Issue #242 • You'd be crazy not to listen!

Uncyclopedia goes down!

A diagram of what happened

At the end of January, the server of en.uncyclopedia.co went down. This led a bunch of people (Alula, Fish on skates, Gergdown, Turb0-Sunrise, Soviet, and RealDonaldTrump), to join the spoon and discover that Spike is a sockpuppet of OPOSSUM. The spoon's LPTEW also received a spike in activity as everybody from the fork scrambled to figure out what the heck was going on. Fish tried reaching out to Alula through wplace about what would happen to the Top 10 voting, which was extended a day to account for the server outage. The construction tag deadlines on multiple articles were also extended by a few days too.

Top 10/XOTY ends

By Turb0-Sunrise

And I fuck everybody over. Let's hit it.

First off, the Top 10 ended up perfectly. Road Rage in first place. Pure greatness.

UOTM ended up great too. 12 for. None against.

And now for the big ~~papi~~ cheese of them all. WOTY.

Won.

BY ME.

MK's user page vandalized

By Fish on skates

It all started when our resident potatochopper and weeb MK hid the edit buttons on her userpage so no one could edit it. I, thinking I'm so clever, found an actual use for the visual editor and used it to prove I could still edit. This escalated into a vandalism contest much like the one OPOSSUM held, and even spread to pages like her editnotice and her signature. This is what the userpage looked like at the end of the silliness.

Biopic

This biopic is about the Top 10 Articles of 2025! In case you were living under a rock, here they are, in no particular order: Road Rage, Charlie Kirk, Video essay, Gouverneur Morris, Moccasins, 9-11, Antonio Brown, Uncyclopedia Gold, Analog horror, and An image built one pixel at a time.

Ask Turb0

Will Ask Deemox exist? — Deemox
my magic 8 ball is broken

On a scale of 1-10, how excited are you that the Pro Football Hall of Fame is moving in the right direction? — MrX
bullshit

are you the same person as DaniPine3, Alula, OPOSSUM, L10nM4st3r, and Spike — Fish on skates
maybe spike (he's from New Hampshire)

doo yue wawntt 2 hehllp kreeayt noo engilsh — Fish on skates
how abouht b'wost'n englesh

What do you think of saying "archibe" instead of "archive"? — Soviet
archibe

From The Logs

(spoon) 16:39, 31 January 2026 Spike blocked RealDonaldTrump with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (You can't do that)

00:28, 2 February 2026 RealDonaldTrump blocked SPIKE with an expiration time of 4 millennia, 9 centuries, 9 decades, 9 years, 364 days, 17 hours, 49 minutes and 12 seconds (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (You're not allowed to do that)

08:31, 2 February 2026 L10nM4st3r changed block settings for L10nM4st3r with an expiration time of 21:58, 1 February 9025 (account creation disabled) (Not banned enough yet)