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February 4, 2026 • Issue #{{{number}}} • Archives • Press Room

Uncyclopedia goes down!

By Fish on skates
At the end of January, the server of en.uncyclopedia.co went down. This led a bunch of people (Alula, me, Gergdown, Turb0-Sunrise, Soviet, RealDonaldTrump), to join the spoon and discover that Spike is a sockpuppet of OPOSSUM.

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