User talk:TheStraightMan

hi everyone!!! um i dont know what to really do here so guidance would be nesessary. – Preceding unsigned comment added by TheStraightMan (talk • contribs)

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Hopefully, this will help. Coffi (talk) 07:14, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

i aint reading allat ! ! hello??? – Preceding unsigned comment added by TheStraightMan (talk • contribs)

You can ping me by using "{{ping|INSERTUSERHERE}}". Just don't do it too much. Coffi (talk) 07:19, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: btw why is ur name coffi is it because of coffee or something else TheStraightMan (talk) 07:20, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

I just said, Don't do it too much. Also, it's a secret. Coffi (talk) 07:22, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

By the way, you can reply to a message using : that many times before the message. Coffi (talk) 07:23, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

ok @Coffi: TheStraightMan (talk) 07:23, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

Why'd you ping me just to say "ok"? Coffi (talk) 07:24, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

oh right sorry. are you a mod or smth or what? – Preceding unsigned comment added by TheStraightMan (talk • contribs)

I'm just a helpful user. Coffi (talk) 07:25, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

well thx anyway TheStraightMan (talk) 07:26, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

I keep getting edit conflicted!!!!!!!! *insanity rises*

Why did you ask for guidance, but not read it when given to you? That seems a little weird..

Also I ICU'd your article, it isn't really that funny, and is just nonsense. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:27, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: What's ICU?? AND ITS SO MUCH TO READD... TheStraightMan (talk) 07:28, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

UN:ICU, well, you better start reading, or you're gonna get very lost here. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:30, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

@TheStraightMan: THOU SHALL NOT WORRY, I, AN ICU DOCTOR, SHALL HELP THEEEE! Coffi (talk) 07:36, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

oh there's icu doctors? thank jeebus. i cand do it on my own – Preceding unsigned comment added by TheStraightMan (talk • contribs)

It's gone

He huffed it. Coffi (talk) 20:00, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, I did it. Sorry, TheStraightMan. Next time, you should try to make articles that people can understand without ingesting 100 kilos of cocaine. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:04, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO – Preceding unsigned comment added by TheStraightMan (talk • contribs)

yeah, sorry. If you don't mind, could you explain what you were trying to reference with that I I O I thing? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:13, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi:(defend me1( @DaniPine3: it was my first article! and its like the famoud meme like the cat. shouldnt someone inherently laugh?! TheStraightMan (talk) 22:17, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED... WHO HAS SUMMONED ME? Oh. Well, I tried to put a generation alpha spin on it, but I guess DaniPine3 just wasn't pleased with it. Have you read HTBFANJS yet? Coffi (talk) 22:19, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

why is everyone asking me to read htbfanks – Preceding unsigned comment added by TheStraightMan (talk • contribs)

Because it covers all the stuff needed to be funny. Also, it prevents(slightly) your articles from getting ICU'd. Coffi (talk) 22:21, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

TheStraightMan, I didn't even know about that meme before you told me about its existence, so that's already proof it wasn't as funny as you though. Pointing out a pop culture reference doesn't make it inherently funny if you don't add an actual punchline, and it doesn't help if it's not a very notable meme like Among Us or that guy sticking out of a toilet are. Also, it being your first article isn't a valid justification. I was going to suggest you to read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid to get better at the craft of comedy, but I've seen someone already did that. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:22, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

Moved from Talk:O I I A I I

how tf do i fix this it's my first day here @L10nM4st3r: bro please talk to me – Preceding unsigned comment added by TheStraightMan (talk • contribs)

Actually, I have no idea. It's your article. Turn it into something actually funy, not just repeated text repeated text repeated text. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:37, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

Wait a minute. But then, why does the party hard article exist??? Coffi (talk) 07:41, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

we have some weird pages, like AAAAAAAAAAAA, and BBBBBBBBB!, but these pages have been overdone. They were funny at the time, or the context they were created in. But this just has no context. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:43, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

I have an idea(hehehe) Coffi (talk) 07:46, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

Although we do have lots of repeated content, we also have actual articles, such as Minecraft and That time I accidentally beheaded a queen during my sojourn in France. No idea what that last page is about, just used autocompletion for the link... — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:47, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

Try reading Uncyclopedia:HTBFANJS, you may learn a thing or two. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:39, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

Is this page about that weird spinning cat thing I saw back in 2023?

The one that goes "OOH e-e-AH e-ah-oh-e-e-e-e-AH-ay"? What the hell is the point of it?

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:12, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: hehe Spanish text meme
honestly I don't think this "article" has anything to do with that meme (at least from what I can gather). it seems just random span. I'm sorry for TheStraigthMan, but I think this page should have been QVFD'd for how nonsensical it is. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:23, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

okay, I guess I was wrong, because I searched for "O I I A I I" and I got the same meme of that cat. so I'm guessing it was about that. which is weird this article doesn't mention anything about a cat. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:25, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

(Moved by — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:12, 3 May 2025 (UTC))