User talk:PF4Eva/Archive 2

Old shit

• Archive 1 (Wikia era 2006-2013)
• Archive 2 (2013-2018)
• Archive 3 (2019-2021)
• Archive 4 (January 6 - June 30, 2022)
• Archive 5 (July 12 - December 23, 2022)

Stroem

I'm afraid to use the actual name of the... phenomenon for fear of getting bant. With that aside, the song list was one of the funniest things for some time. Could you switch the colours, though? It's bit hard to read. I think I'll nominate the piece once it has gone a bit older. -- Style  Guide 05:55, 22 May 2013 (UTC)

Disney Princesses

Love the new UnNews article.... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

You are always a nOOb until you participate in a writing competition

Kevin Spacey and Brad Pit in the same movie lol

Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! ShabiDOO 14:06, 15 May 2016 (UTC)

Nick

Since you created the Nickelodeon article, do you think you'd like to help me bring it up to FA status?--Abacab (talk) 00:35, 22 May 2016 (UTC)

Confirm the worm

After a lovely wait of 22 weeks...we finally have our seventh contestant for the Forum:Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! competition. That being said...we need all seven contestants so please confirm you'll participate. I'm thinking we can start next Monday. Just confirm here and then I'll tell you the real story about me and your dead brothers and sisters you never knew about. ShabiDOO 12:23, 9 November 2016 (UTC)

Justice Department names Bob Mueller to special counsel in Russiagate

I huffed UnNews:Justice Department names Bob Mueller to special counsel in Russiagate because it was just copyasted info from a bunch of news articles. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 05:17, 21 June 2017 (UTC)

Russian interference in the 2016 United States elections

I put the {{ICU}} tag on your article, I should've done that for your UnNews thing, which is my bad. Please see my comment on the talk page. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 15:36, 23 June 2017 (UTC)

Apparently it's Michael9422's article. Oops. Also I took the ICU tag out. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 21:21, 23 June 2017 (UTC)

Nickelodeon

If you're interested, I tidied up this article (which you created) quite a bit back in 2016. I removed the crufty lists, rewrote some awkward stuff, and changed Nicks death date from 2001 to 2005 (though you may disagree with that). What do you think of these edits? Anything you'd change yourself?

Dear PF4Eva

You have been warned about this before. Everything you have written the past year has either been copypasted news snorefests or shitty aggressively unfunny blog posts about your garbage ass opinions. Stop writing this shit, seriously. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 10:23, 6 December 2017 (UTC)

I've also been watching this and yeah, you gotta reach inside and pull out some jokes, dude. I'm not sure why all your recent articles have been dry op-eds that don't fit UnNews at all but I'd like to see some effort to write some actual satire rather than whatever's going on currently. -RAHB 10:28, 6 December 2017 (UTC)

Sorry if it's coming off that way. :( I've been trying to write satire (UnNews:Dinosaurs no longer extinct), but things like Trump and now the sexual harassment epidemic have been dominating the news. Not to mention celebrity deaths. Hard to makes jokes about that kind of stuff. Hell, if you look at SNL, they almost don't need to come up with any jokes -- real life is the joke. These are serious times and I feel serious times and serious issues need serious articles. I wish we could go back to when UnNews could be funny. But that all ended when I woke up November 9, 2016. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 10:58, 6 December 2017 (UTC)

I think most people would agree that articles about the President of the United States being turned into a walrus is inherently funnier than serious opinion pieces with no jokes. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 17:23, Dec. 8, 2017

See, this is exactly what I talked about on that forum. Real life is now a satire of itself. But yes I agree, the walrus article was funny. LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 22:14, 8 December 2017 (UTC)

L7 is on VFH for you'all!

Hi PF4Eva, I wanted to whore for my VFH article L7 which is currently on VFH. Please read it and maybe vote for it. It is my comeback article and I love it very much. Thanks a lot! ~ Kakun · talk 09:13, 16 December 2017 (UTC)

Muchos grasias. ~ Kakun · talk 02:05, 20 December 2017 (UTC)

Hey

You can look at deleted revisions now. At least, I think you can. It's the biggest promotion (uh that's the word) I can give. That way you can find stuff that got deleted and maybe edit it so it won't get deleted again. Thanks for the effort you put into the site, even though I yelled at you like a week ago. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 05:11, 5 February 2018 (UTC)

Also you are admin now. There was a vote. Thank you for your contributions to the site. If you wish to not be admin, please contact an administrator right away. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 07:09, 9 April 2018 (UTC)

Congrats and good luck! I hope you accept this honor because we need more active admins. ~ Kakun · talk 18:01, 9 April 2018 (UTC)

Just Wanted to Say Thanks

Yo PF4Eva, you are kind of amazing. I recently started on Uncyclopedia and simply wanted to make a funny article. I feel that I successfully did just that, but you made it better. I really just wanted to say thank you and that I appreciate all the time and effort that you spent on my article. --Jaxpool (talk) 18:18, 1 May 2018 (UTC)

Space Force

Thanks for adding the links and categories to UnNews:Donald Trump declares Space Force. I did take the liberty of changing "president" with quotation marks or * back to president without any marks, because I intended it to sound like a real news article (actually, about half of it is real news). Also I moved the pic you added to the right; on some screens (i.e. one of my screens) one on the left and one on the right kind of overlapped and scrunched the text. Hope that's OK with you. See you in space!  Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  22:58, 18 June 2018 (UTC)

Euan Metz Article

Dear PF4EVA,

I recently tried to vote to delete a page named "Euan Metz" and was banned from this site by you. I would like to have this page taken down as I have unique name and when you search for "Euan Metz" the page comes up as second on Google. The page is a nuisance for me as people may search for me in a professional capacity and this page will come up. Would it be possible to delete the page?

All the best,

Euan – Preceding unsigned comment added by BoggyB12 (talk • contribs)

After reading the article in question, I find nothing wrong with it. It seems to be referring to some dude born in 1885 and died in 1962. No reasonable person could possibly think this article is about you. I can find no valid reason to delete this article. I erred on the side of caution and assumed you were trolling. Sorry for any inconvenience. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 21:22, 26 June 2018 (UTC)

Hi PF4EVA,

There is nothing wrong with the article in and of itself. It's just a joke. However, my name is unique (at least on Google) which means that if you type "Euan Metz" into Google this article will show up on the first page. What I'm concerned about is that when an employer is conducting a job search and is interested in me (I work in academia) they will inevitably search for me on Google. They will then be directed to my professional pages etc, but this article will also come up, and it looks silly/unprofessional to have a page written about "me" (there is no other person with my name). Since this is just a joke page but one that could materially affect me, can I please ask you to take this page down? If you like, you could keep the article exactly the same, but change the name to something other than "Euan Metz".

all the best,

Euan– Preceding unsigned comment added by 92.232.211.237 (talk • contribs)

I think that's the best compromise we can come up with. I'll move it to Niels Bohr with a redirect. It's the best of both worlds. Thanks for your suggestion. P.S. In the future, please stick to one account. Sock puppets are generally forbidden. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 21:52, 28 June 2018 (UTC)

Plos into bannings me. You had a boring workday with redirects and u need a stupid vandal to kick

Yes, plos, into bannings me. U need relax after a day of:

1. fucking mass-spammers
2. double redirects of Kippy
3. lack of admins with Wageslav kicking himself
4. fucking mass-spammers

Now that's me. Your stupid comfort vandal u can quickly kick to relax yourself. The Wolvervandal Gentletroll Co.Ltd. (WOGECOLT) service offers:

1. A blatant vandal without any possibility of boring investigations, talk, moral doubts or regrets (should we give him 2nd possibility? No, he's dumb! death sentence!): only a relaxing 'n mercyless kick and no regrets!
2. A blatant sockpuppet of the Wolvervandal (the one who enjoys diarrhea): no need boring investigations, doubts, 2nd chances waiting until the end of the times: only a relaxing 'n mercyless kick and no regrets!
3. Another vandal to be kicked, another idiot you'll kick. Your career will increase to the star with a simple 'n relaxing kick: only a relaxing 'n mercyless kick and no regrets!
4. A clear, blatant and declared vandalism you can discover and erase in 2 seconds. Yes, 2 seconds! Forget the super boring investigations among my contribs to discover the vandalism! Forget the boring investigations into page histories to detect super secret vandalisms that nobody can find! WOGECOLT takes care of admins and patrollers, WOGECOLT is human and spits on sadistic vandalz. Only blatant vandalisms you can delete without doubts, talks and mercy: only a relaxing 'n mercyless huff and no regrets!
5. And now, the super special one. WOGECOLT offers to you the possibility to find my vandalism in a sole second. Just 1. My vandalism will be the page Hey Wageslav WTF! You ban yourself without a word and leave me alone to do the comfort vandal. Plos come back and kick me!. No regrets, no search, no nothing: only a relaxing 'n mercyless huff and no regrets!
6. And now, the maximus! I'll add the template {{Indefinitely blocked user}} onto my user page. Wow!
7. And now, the super maximus! If I find vandalisms, I'll revert 'em all! Super Wow!

Remember, Wolvervandal Gentletroll Co.Ltd. aka WOGECOLT, your personal comfort vandal service. Because WOGECOLT loves u. And now, kick me and say "Yeeee hawww!!!". Luv xxx --Kickable Wolvervandal to Relax PF4Eva (talk) 02:19, 5 July 2018 (UTC)

What the fuck did I just read? PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:16, 5 July 2018 (UTC)

An idea to combat spammers

Hi, I'm here to tell you that I have created a forum page to combat spammers and made a proposal there. I'm here because it seems to me that you're the most active admin recently, and I wanted to notify it to an admin. Thanks for reading.--The Pioneer (Saloon/Shootouts) 05:38, 5 July 2018 (UTC)

block request for sockmaster and sockpuppet

There is a couple of vandals, a master and ipsock, vandalizing from at leas a month:

• 104.139.108.163 (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · filter log · WHOIS · RDNS · RBLs · http · block user · block log)

A series of stupid vandalisms as did here, here or here (and always using false messages into history... fix what?). Vandalisms continue here or here. Anyway, the fields are the same of Senor Snuffalupago:

• Senor Snuffalupago (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · filter log · WHOIS · Snuffalupago.html RBLs · block user · block log)

Sockmaster: strangely, the anonymous 104 vandalized the user page of 172.73.149.44, the one who warned Senor Snuff for his "out of bed vandalisms" and reverted em all (just an example. Anyway, apart the silly messages, an example in june, another in may), vandalisms on the sandbox and other edits in Berks Area Regional Transportation Authority (exactly the same field of 104), we have this out of bed message (from 104 to Senor Snuff). Anyway, following this report in which was noticed that 104 is a sock of Snuff, messages and contribs of them changed: this edit by Snuff was reverted by 104. This comedy continued in the sandbox (just an example). Seeing Sandbox's history, you can notice that Snuff and 104 had no problem of rollbacks. No problems among them before it was noticed that they are master and sock. After it, 104 started the comedy of rollbacking Snuffalupago. And his history of recent contribs is full of false messages in the summary.

That's the situation. Yesterday I left hoping he learned something. The only effect was "new vandalisms" and so, enough is enough. Please, consider the unblock of 172.73.149.44, that was the only one who stopped Snuffalupago's massive vandalisms onto talks and sandbox. I don't know if there are other reasons for your block, but if they are related to Snuff&104, you blocked the wrong one. Unfortunately, I can't show you diffs because a bot consider them as external links. It allows only permalinks. Greets. --79.35.152.231 (talk) 16:19, 5 July 2018 (UTC)

Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I've blocked them for three months, just on the chance that you're right. I'll just wait and see how it goes. As for 172.73.149.44, Roza (before leaving) deleted several of his articles for being copypasted from Wikipedia, and I blocked him because his edits simply weren't funny. If it were for mere vandalism or spam, I would have said so. That didn't even factor into my decision. He remains blocked for that reason alone. Thanks. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 21:56, 5 July 2018 (UTC)

Your edits on Great Toy Soldier War of '03

Hey, I just wanted to say thanks for your edits on the page, images and all, but in particular, the Key Fighters section. I never could have read through that mess and gotten all the names, so thank you very much. Hopefully we've "saved" that article from deletion. Look forward to working with you on it in the future. Cottonfarmer (talk) 05:47, 22 July 2018 (UTC)

Hi

Any idea what happened to Roza? Are they gone forever? What will become of us without them? I never talked about a person in plural before, it's fun. ~ Kakun · talk 14:29, 26 July 2018 (UTC)

You tell me. There's no clue as to what happened, other than Roza banning themselves with the reason "(gone)". It appears they've tried logging in since but have been autoblocked. I've thought about unblocking them when I see it. Maybe the spam got to them? Maybe they just need a break? Or maybe they signed a lucrative movie deal and decided "So long, suckers!" The possibilities are endless. I hope they do decide to return. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 21:33, 26 July 2018 (UTC)

Me too. They are cute. ~ Kakun · talk 22:39, 26 July 2018 (UTC)

Reported spammers

I report this couple of spammers that need to be removed from premises:

• DennisLocklear7 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser)
• 190.248.136.154 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser)

Their creations are this (original) by the anon; this (original) and this (original) by Dennis. Greets :-))) --Spam Removal Unit 21:52, 27 July 2018 (UTC)

Hello

I'm trying to re-feature Armenian Genocide but I can't see it on the front page. Is there some cache to clear that I don't know about? Please help. Thanks! ~ Kakun · talk 13:15, 4 August 2018 (UTC)

Nevermind, I get it, the next available feature slot is tomorrow. ~ Kakun · talk 13:45, 4 August 2018 (UTC)

Same thing happened to me when I featured UnNews:Fishermen reel in MK15 Nuclear Bomb, plan to hang it on wall. All I had to do was clear the cache. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 20:45, 4 August 2018 (UTC)

I did that. Also I've changed the revision thing for the fifth time but still nothing. Please help? ~ Kakun · talk 01:28, 5 August 2018 (UTC)

Done. I used the feature-button in the VFH vote page. ~ Kakun · talk 02:38, 5 August 2018 (UTC)

Q

Hi dude, do you currently see both "Feature" and "Fail" buttons in this page? Do they start appearing only after a specific amount of days? How does it work? Thanks. ~ Kakun · talk 03:08, 9 August 2018 (UTC)

No clue what you're talking about unless you mean the "recently featured" and "recently failed" buttons at the top of the page. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 10:42, 9 August 2018 (UTC)

I'm talking about buttons to automatically feature or fail an article. I have no idea how to fail an article on VFH. And I can't feature anything without adding it manually to the queue. And I think there should be buttons for that which are visible only to the admins. Roza, can you help? ~ Kakun · talk 12:21, 9 August 2018 (UTC)

Troll detected

I found this idiot, Anti-angys: he's heavily vandalizing Uncy to troll a Wikipedian. He's using his UP too. To remove from premises as soon as possible. --Spam Removal Unit 01:11, 14 August 2018 (UTC)

Block evasion notice: 77.111.245.14 is Anty-angys, vandalizing again Malaysia with the same crap. I suggest to full protect Malaysia for a while and, after, to semi-protect for a very long time. Greets. --Spam Removal Unit 15:08, 14 August 2018 (UTC)

I take it

You're somewhat of a fan of the Halloween franchise? -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 05:00, Aug. 17, 2018

Thanks

Thanks for all. He was hasty, I became a dick... Of course, I'll continue with my silent work as I did until now. Huh, just to close this incident, as I requested, could you delete this pointless mess? I won't to feed flame, trolling or similar gibberish. For me, war is over :-) ... And, it's time to remove some spam from premises. Thanks again. Greets. --Spam Removal Unit 00:22, 21 August 2018 (UTC)

I think you Spam Removal Unit, were Spam Removal Unit. Am I Right? -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 00:58, 21 August 2018 (UTC)

Reported vandals

SRU is back in action. I report this user pages:

• User:DorrisJwy760159, 19 August, only 1 edit into his UP. Very similar to...
• User:AraChiu8735, 20 August. Only 1 edit into his UP.

I dunno about this pair of users but... I have some suspects.

• User:HuFf SLUSh7264 is a vandalism-only account. I reverted his blankings and tagged his UP for QuickVFD as a blatant vandalism. All this users have some digits, some mixed capital-lowercase letters, and a single edit into their user page. Uhm...

PS: Huff Slush, clearly, must me removed from premises. His vandalisms are clear. Regards. --Spam Removal Unit 00:32, 21 August 2018 (UTC)

Took care of Huff Slash. As for the other two, I'm gonna wait and see before I pull the trigger. Thanks for your help. It was a circus without you. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 02:26, 21 August 2018 (UTC)

On blocking User:ウソつき

Hi. I'd like to talk about the block on ウソつき, because it seems to me the action you made on him is too harsh. Though I'm not sure enough what he has done (created a filthy template?), I probably know him on Usopedia, and blocking as long as half a year seems to be too long (a month would be enough IMO), at least by guessing from his activities on Usopedia; I don't think he had the intention to vandalize the wiki.

I should also tell you that it seems to me he was trying to make an apology for his actions (though his translation from Japanese is at a poor level, again, I do think it was a good faith edit) on his talk page, and preventing him from editing it doesn't seem to be appropriate. You're not the guy who choke a person to accept apologies, right?--The Pioneer 17:34, 26 August 2018 (UTC)

Confirmed your unblocking. Thanks for understanding.--The Pioneer 09:23, 27 August 2018 (UTC)

Spam Removal Unit

I think you should auto patrol User:Spam Removal Unit. I hate patrolling all of his edits. I don't even know if i'm using the correct word. You know what I mean... -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 23:55, 31 August 2018 (UTC)

Done and done. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:51, 1 September 2018 (UTC)

Thanks

Hi, tanks for all and for the autopatrolled rights (to you and MagicBus). I'm moved (as wroten on my UP). Btw, I report to you this (sort of) special case: a long term vandal/troll, maybe static IP, still active (and rollbacked) in june. He need a kick to infinity and beyond. --Spam Removal Unit 02:03, 5 September 2018 (UTC)

Hi-tech move request

Hi, could you move User:Nikau/New Zealand to New Zealand? Thanks. Currently, NZ is a redirect to Australia and that user sandbox is IMHO ready (was created 4 years ago). I think it should be moved. --Spam Removal Unit 10:30, 24 September 2018 (UTC)

Report

Hi, I report to you too this vandal (may be static) that is filling the site with humorless Wikipedian stubs (Disney-related), pointless redirects and other vandalisms. IMHO, a so Disney maniac, needs a ban to infinity and beyond :-) . Greets. --Spam Removal Unit 04:25, 1 October 2018 (UTC)

Thanx. Yes, as that redirect, it could be better. Just a question: the vandal created The Grudge as a redir to Horror film. Should it be valid? I've not tagged it with QVFD. May stay IMHO... Thanks again :) --Spam Removal Unit 15:37, 1 October 2018 (UTC)

PS: It is a long list of user subpages tagged for deletion per user request, added by a user. --Spam Removal Unit 15:40, 1 October 2018 (UTC)

Whoops! Sorry, I saw you started mass deletion. --Spam Removal Unit 15:41, 1 October 2018 (UTC)

Request

Hi. Could you block this page to autoconfirmed (or sysops) only. As you can see, it is vandalized. And now we have a new IPsock of the other vandals. Greets. --Spam Removal Unit 10:14, 14 October 2018 (UTC)

Stop me if you've heard this one

Michael Myers is a cyborg. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 00:36, Oct. 21, 2018

Bans

Hey man I hope you're doing well. We recently received a complaint about some of your bans, on discord. You infinitely banned these 3 IPs for what amounts to very very minor infractions. I don't believe infinitely banning IPs is really very productive (public WiFi and dynamic IPs etc.), but regardless these particular contributors hardly deserved to be banned in the first place. I think it would be better if we could try to educate these neophytes and turn them into helpful contributors instead of kicking them to the curb because their very first attempt at an edit wasn't good. I'd like to hear what you think about this, either here or on discord! -- The Zombiebaron 03:12, 23 October 2018 (UTC)

Maybe I was a bit hasty, lol, but I have zero tolerance for all this SJW crap. I personally wouldn't call them minor infractions, except maybe the JFK guy. But all the Weinstein/etc./political/social justice nonsense has gone too far. Maybe after the election, I can go softer on these guys. Thanks for bringing this to my attention. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 08:54, 23 October 2018 (UTC)

— SG1|Hereish ^{[citation needed]} 15:56, 23 October 2018 (UTC)

@PF4Eva: That is irrelevant. Being a "dirty SJW" is not a bannable offense. We appreciate all the help with stopping spam, but you seriously have to tone down your bans by like, 90%. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 17:04, 23 October 2018 (UTC)

change my name

to ☭ Qwvwe (talk) 20:53, 30 October 2018 (UTC)

Only beauocrats can do that, one rank above me. Maybe ask Roza or another beaurocrat to help you out. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 22:03, 30 October 2018 (UTC)

Vandalisms detected

Hi and nice day. Sometimes I'm away but, more or less, I'm still here watching for spam to remove from premises :-)

Well, you still blocked this user. Btw, I discovered that, among his few contribs, he created 3 perfect copy-paste from Wikipedia: just take a look to my report at UN:QVFD). IMHO it sound like a vandalism-only account behavior, despite some (sort of) valid edits. Best of regards. --Spam Removal Unit 07:40, 7 December 2018 (UTC)

Kongrats

Because you are so great, I've made you your very own HoS entry. ~ Kakun · talk 00:42, 19 December 2018 (UTC)