User talk:PF4Eva/Archive 4

Old shit

• Archive 1 (Wikia era 2006-2013)
• Archive 2 (2013-2018)
• Archive 3 (2019-2021)
• Archive 4 (January 6 - June 30, 2022)
• Archive 5 (July 12 - December 23, 2022)

Hi

can  I be a ip block exemptionI dislike vandals (talk) 21:49, 6 January 2022 (UTC)

None of your IPs appear to be blocked, including your current one. You should be fine. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:04, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

okI dislike vandals (talk) 00:10, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

Oh, now I know what you're talking about! I didn't even know that was a thing. Yes, you're now exempt for the next three months. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 08:28, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

Questions

can I pls be able to make more accounts instead of being limited to one I dislike vandals (talk) 02:08, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

IDK but on wikipedia it would be dangerous for your reputation EpicDude 02:25, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

yeah but this isn't wikipedia

Eh, i think it has simaler policys (EpicDude 02:41, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

I just want to make new accountsI dislike vandals (talk) 03:03, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

We have a strict sockpuppet policy. Rule of thumb: Pick an account and stick with it exclusively. What Cassie said is absolutely correct. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 08:18, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

Brogo13

I appreciate his copyediting cleaning up the formatting but I feel like he changes things too much. On Dick Cheney he changed "Expert shotgunmanship" to "Expert marksmanship", marksmanship is indeed the more "professional" term, but shotgunmanship was deliberate for the comedy strategy emphasizing Cheney's use of a shotgun (instead of any nonspecific gun) on his "hunting accident". Others users have also complained he changes text too much.--Abacab (talk) 03:56, 15 January 2022 (UTC)

I just changed the heading back. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:18, 15 January 2022 (UTC)

Thou Art Funny: Sesame Street article.

Thou art funny!

You have received this badge because thou is great, thou art funny! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Smuggler (talk • contribs)

top 10 vote

Hi PF4Eva, in eurovision style voting, 9 points isn't allowed. Voting goes

• 12
• 10
• 8
• 7
• 6
• 5
• 4
• 3
• 2
• 1

So unfortunately you will have to shift your votes around somehow, for example make your 9 vote worth 10 and your 10 vote worth 12! :) ShabiDOO 17:27, 2 March 2022 (UTC)

So... does 1 get the most points, or 12? I wanna make sure I do this right. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 19:52, 2 March 2022 (UTC)

Done. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 20:05, 2 March 2022 (UTC)

congrats

On your unnews making top 10!!!!! 13:33, 5 March 2022 (UTC)~~

Uh.. about the Adopt a Noob thing...

Hello. I'm ARandomPage, and I have no idea what's with this site and where its editors are. I'm looking for help with whatever this is, and came here due to Adopt A Noob. ... help?

Adopt-A-Noob is a program in which established members, usually admins, mentor noobs nd shape them into better Uncyclopedians. If you want to sign up as an adopter, you can here. :) PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 02:36, 20 March 2022 (UTC)

AAN directed me to This Very Page, as I am trying to learn How To Uncyclopedia and thought AAN was a way to do that. How does a noob get adopted? ARandomPage (talk) 03:46, 20 March 2022 (UTC)

It's as simple as ask and receive. Ask an admin to adopt you, and if they accept you great. I'll happily adopt you. :) PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 07:09, 20 March 2022 (UTC)

Alright then. What does one do after being adopted? This community and site feels... empty, and the "forums" are outright locked. I think the thing I most need to improve at is how to make good nonsense that constitutes a funny Uncyclopedia article. Could I get help with that? ARandomPage (talk) 14:52, 20 March 2022 (UTC)

I'd start by reading Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid and Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide. Comedy that's close to the truth is usually funnier, but you can make nonsense work if you're skilled enough. Giving characters funny/punny names is a good start. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 23:12, 20 March 2022 (UTC)

Two more questions, if you don't mind. What happens if, say, a non-sequitur segment of nonsense (that probably deserves it's own section) is in the opening paragraph of a page? I just encountered This Very Issue and my response was to delete the segment without consulting the community, since said community is rather hard to find and I don't know how to integrate it into the rest of the page. The second question: Is there a way to continue this conversation without resorting to absurd levels of colons?ARandomPage (talk) 09:43, 21 March 2022 (UTC)

To answer your second question (and the second part of your first question), we do have a Discord if you want to join us. To answer your first question, this particular non-sequitur reads like spam nonsense, so it's best left in the trash bin of history. Hope this helps. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:04, 23 March 2022 (UTC)

Sorry, but I don't use Discord and don't plan to. Another question: How do I change my signature? When I try to mark it up, it displays the markup and everything, and automatically inserts a link to the talk page even when I already placed the link. ARandomPage (talk) 00:17, 24 March 2022 (UTC)

It's pretty easy. Just create User:ARandomPage/sig with whatever you want, then add it to your preferences. Just remember to avoid large images, and maybe ridiculously large text (think Weird Al editing Wikipedia with "YOU SUCK"). You should definitely read Uncyclopedia:Signatures. Good luck. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 01:03, 24 March 2022 (UTC)

OK. But how do I timestamp? Or avoid strange markup in my signature? I keep having to reset to default, and the talk link is still there. {{SUBST:User:ARandomPage/sig}} (talk) 02:05, 24 March 2022 (UTC) This is what happens when I try to change it from preferences.

In preferences, it should be {{SUBST:nosubst|User:ARandomPage/sig}}

PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 02:26, 24 March 2022 (UTC)

Oh, so I need to enable the "treat as wikitext" function. I forgot that existed. Thanks. Should the Signature page be updated to have technical help like what I needed here? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:33, 24 March 2022 (UTC)

I just checked the Signatures page and it's already there. :) PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 02:43, 24 March 2022 (UTC)

And I have more questions. First: How do I add the "contents" thing to pages? I really value not having to scroll everywhere. Second: I am still asking how to avert excess colons. Is there another way? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 06:07, 27 March 2022 (UTC)

First: I'm not sure what you mean. I just clicked on "Contents" in the sidebar and it took me to Portal:Portals. Second: Since you're not a Discord person, you can simply click on "Add topic" to start a new section for each question or two you have. That should help with the colons. That and some good fiber. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 06:15, 27 March 2022 (UTC)

It appears the contents section (the one at the top of the page which lets you fast-travel to different sections) automatically appears. I am no longer asking this. Also, how do I add topic? Is this explained? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 10:59, 27 March 2022 (UTC)

Right next to "Edit" is "Add topic." :) Hope this helps. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 11:37, 27 March 2022 (UTC)

Hey

Do you like what I just did to Template:RecentUnNews? Those stuff will hang there only if and when there are reasons for them to appear. ~ Kakun · talk 05:47, 25 March 2022 (UTC)

Chef kiss Thank you, Kakun. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 05:49, 25 March 2022 (UTC)

Cool. ~ Kakun · talk 05:50, 25 March 2022 (UTC)

More questions, because I am not going to be subject to colon cancer

I have 2 more questions, because I had many more, but forgot all of them. First, is it alright if I create subpages of my user page to mess around? Second, how do I add someone to ban patrol? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:29, 28 March 2022 (UTC)

First: Yes, that's perfectly fine. It's a great way to flesh out articles before they're ready for prime time. You also have a sandbox to test wiki formatting and coding. Second: Ban Patrol should be as simple as adding it, but make sure you read the rules first. Check if they're already listed/blocked. And don't bother with one-edit wonders. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 05:19, 28 March 2022 (UTC)

No, I meant adding joke subpages to mess around, like a vandalizable version of my user page. For the second answer, how exactly does one add people to Ban Patrol, and what about joke bans? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:59, 28 March 2022 (UTC)

First: Like I said before, that's perfectly fine. :) Second: add people here. I don't really get into joke bans, but I've been on the receiving end of them, including tonight. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 07:34, 28 March 2022 (UTC)

{{User|Whoever}} Vandal/Spammer/stole my bike/robbed a bank. ~~~~ - PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 07:42, 28 March 2022 (UTC)

I have made a page draft here. What do you think of it? I know about Pee Review, but that's horribly inactive and I'll need alternative methods. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:47, 30 March 2022 (UTC)

Blocked for ponicide

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 5 seconds for committing high treason via ponicide. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop committing high treason via ponicide. Thaaanks! --MrX blow me 06:38, 28 March 2022 (UTC)

Alright, how exactly did PF4 commit ponicide? As far as I know, he... adopted the noob that suggested ponicide. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:11, 29 March 2022 (UTC)

I don't have a problem with ponies. In fact, I don't even have a horse in this race, if you'll excuse the pun. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:34, 29 March 2022 (UTC)

How didn’t PF4Eva commit ponicide? MrX blow me 04:12, 29 March 2022 (UTC)

All he did was raise the plant who suggested ponicide. PF4Eva's innocent. It's like trying to kill my parents for raising an Uncyclopedian. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:11, 29 March 2022 (UTC)

Good idea. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 12:26, 29 March 2022 (UTC)

What's the good idea? Raising the Uncyclopedian who wants to commit ponicide, or murdering my parents for raising an Uncyclopedian? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:47, 30 March 2022 (UTC)

Leave those poor ponies alone! The fuck did they ever do to you? :D PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 01:49, 30 March 2022 (UTC)

They were badly written. The proper punishment for being badly written is a ban from Uncyclopedia for a period of AAAAAAAAA! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:27, 30 March 2022 (UTC)

About your... reelection? Deopping?

I'm once again asking a question. As seen in Uncyclopedia:VFS, ops (administrators) have to play Russian Roulette on the end of every month with 31 days to see who gets de-opped. March is a month with 31 days. From what I understand, you'll need to play to keep your admin powers, because there is no indication that it is an ignorable policy. If you have to do it, stay away from Cassie- playing that game with a bazooka will lead to collateral damage. What will you do, and what weapon are you using if you go through with it? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 09:35, 30 March 2022 (UTC)

Are you dead?

I am asking if you are dead. I still have many questions to ask about Uncyclopedia, and having my adopter literally die is quite the inconvenience in that scenario. Were you a sploded by Cassie's bazooka or something? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:39, 10 April 2022 (UTC)

I'm very much alive. I just get busy on Saturdays. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 08:13, 10 April 2022 (UTC)

Well, at the time of writing, I hadn't gotten a response from you in 1 and a half weeks. It appears that a large part of Uncyc went dormant during the time period around April Fools, as my two BHOP forum threads as well as the great Pony War of 2022 have died out, with one of the forum threads getting 0 responses. I don't think I can make such large changes to YHTC without some discussion first. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:11, 10 April 2022 (UTC)

The forums are a bit of a ghost town in general, and I sort of forget they exist. Like I've said, the easiest way to reach most of us is on Discord. Now to answer your questions, I'm not quite sure what you're asking and honestly don't know how to answer. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 13:37, 10 April 2022 (UTC)

Last question was about this page. I've decided to just place it in Pee Review once I make the image. Since I'm done with my previous questions, I'll ask some more. How do I replace the text that pops up when you hover your mouse over something? (An example would be the text that pops up with you hover over the "Random article" feature.) I want to do something like that for my sig. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:05, 21 April 2022 (UTC)

Are you talking about [[Richard Nixon|doing this]]? PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 10:03, 21 April 2022 (UTC)

No. I'm going to try and re-ask the question. If you see my sig over there, hovering over "ARandomPage" has some text pop up saying "User:ARandomPage". I want to know how to make it say something else. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 11:12, 21 April 2022 (UTC)

Oh, that's the complete opposite. I don't know if it can be done. Sorry. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 12:30, 21 April 2022 (UTC)

I do believe it is possible. Look at one of Lyrithya's sigs for an example. I think you're not the right person for this, but I don't know who is- the crats aren't exactly that active. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:50, 21 April 2022 (UTC)

This is the first I've seen this. For example: [[Kitten huffing|<span title="Insert random crap here." style="color:green">Richard Nixon</span>]] becomes Richard Nixon. Good luck with it. :) PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 14:11, 21 April 2022 (UTC)

Article Thievery

Is it OK if I steal a userspace article that hasn't been edited in years (for example, Rare orange man-eating construction barrel) and bring it to my own userspace for further development/releasing? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 13:17, 1 May 2022 (UTC)

Everything on here is (assumed to be) Creative Commons, so yes. If no one's actively editing it, then yes, it's fair game. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 18:10, 1 May 2022 (UTC)

This is what I did to Mudhoney and nobody complained. ~ Kakun · talk 07:23, 2 May 2022 (UTC)

What they said. (Caveat.) --Brogo13 (talk) 18:58, 2 May 2022 (UTC)

Template

Due to recent developments in the unnamed madness involving ponies, depth, and named space, I want to create templates for everyone involved. I want to know if this is allowed, and how to make templates. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:26, 11 May 2022 (UTC)

I'd say anything goes. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 03:03, 11 May 2022 (UTC)

Could you...

please help me with closing a VFH? It is on my talk page. Thannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnks! ShabiDOO 16:30, 11 May 2022 (UTC)

UnNews

I want to know how to make a good one. I've got an idea for an UnNews article based off of the parody's most recent Village Stocks. Do you have anything to say? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:13, 12 May 2022 (UTC)

I'm not familiar with that particular subject, but my advice would be to take a real or made-up news story and make it funny. Make it satirical. Give characters funny/punny names like Wilford Pissbritches or Marge Pantwedgie. You can combine miltiple news stories into one. You can blend fact and fiction (such as an actor and their characters). I recommend you read our UnNews style guide. Photos are optional, but a good idea. You can either find an existing photo here or create/photoshop/upload a new one. I also recommend creating your headline via the UnNews bar, as that will preload the official UnNews template. Custom logos are optional. Good luck. :) PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 03:23, 12 May 2022 (UTC)

Leave the ponies alone

and ban everyone involved, since the vote was a success. As a reminder, that's WohMi, ARandomPage, Rock-O-Jello, MrX, Kippy, and BraGreMat. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 09:14, 12 May 2022 (UTC)

Hey!

Congrats for the amazing work on UnNews in general and specifically the latest themed pages. Also, I'll leave it to you to summarize the Eurovision results, if you want. Thanks again, you are amazing, man. ~ Kakun · talk 04:47, 14 May 2022 (UTC)

I want to steal the UnSignpost

and know if I can, what qualifications are needed to do an UnSignpost, and how to make an UnSignpost. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:07, 14 May 2022 (UTC)

UnSignpost again

Yes. I want to steal it. (And know why you've been so busy.) ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:42, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

Yeah, Eurovision Song Contest made me super busy, on top of already being swamped by TV. (Congrats to Ukraine, though I was rooting for Norway and Serbia.) As for UnSignpost, I guess you could just copy the format of the latest issue and write whatever you want. Not sure why you want your own personal UnSignPost, but you do you. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 19:13, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

I want it so I can steal it (and bring a report on the dead crats), of course! Is there a way to mark the UnSignpost ready for... broadcasting? Sending? so that I can let people know that I've stolen it? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:16, 20 May 2022 (UTC)

That's way beyond my expertise. I sometimes forget it exists. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 05:34, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

So lonely…

Would you like to be my new sitter? I’ve lost the first one but sure you remember that… hoping for good news, sincerely yours --Executive (talk) 10:21, 14 June 2022 (UTC)

pls☹️--Executive (talk) 12:18, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

I'm not exactly sure what you're asking? Do you want me to Adopt-A-Noob? If so, I can gladly do that. :) PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:58, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

That is what they asked. While I'm here, I'd like to say that PF4 hasn't been responding to his talkpage messages recently. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 04:23, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

I barely get any anymore. :) We're pretty much all hanging out in Discord. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 05:02, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

Really? I've been here the whole time and have stopped asking you questions since you were unresponsive for a while. I wonder who here (aside from me) isn't mostly on Discord. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:09, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

Sometimes I'm so bewildered, I just don't know how to respond, such as the whole UnSignPost thing. Too weird for words. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 05:14, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

I ended up asking Cassie about it and wrote it after getting the go-ahead. As seen in the biopic, I decided to go for manual delivery to all (extended-confirmed) "active" users. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:31, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

Thanks ;)--Executive (talk) 08:35, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

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I'm mainly here but also on Discord, FYI. MrX blow me 19:08, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for June 20, 2022

The UnSignpost

All your readers are belong to us

June 20, 2022 • Issue #215 • Archives • Press Room

I HAVE STOLEN YOUR UNSIGNPOST! By ARandomPage

Hello, Uncyclopedians. It is with great UnPleasure that I say that I, ARandomPage, pictured to the left, have stolen your UnSignpost, and am now the lead writer, sandwich-thrower, picture-stealer, and UnSignpost-er! URA HA HA! But fear not. I am willing to give you back your UnSignpost... for a high price of winning a Sandwich of the Month. wait. What? Now I have to actually write UnSignposts regularly? What do you mean I'm not an admin and can't write this thing yet? What do you mean by "the role of sandwich-thrower is one you just made up?".. GOD.

DAMMIT.------------

Sandwich of the Month is finally up! By ARandomPage
Yes, you heard that right! After 12 years and 5 months, we FINALLY made a Sandwich of the Month award! No more broken Sandwich of the Month link that just goes to Vote for Sysop; there's actually a Sandwich of the Month award now! This new award is used as a glorified thanks system. Or exactly the opposite. Yeah, uh... That's it. I don't know how to explain further. Templates for it were made as well, I guess. The best part? It's not on the award template, because whoever made the award can't edit fully-protected pages and is too lazy to make an edit request! Wait a second. That's the best part? Who put THAT sentence in?..

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ARandomPage has gone crazy! By Unnamed Space
BREAKING NEWS! It has been discovered that ARandomPage, one of Uncyclopedia's newer editors, is apparently a madman with too much time on their hands. A full list of their crimes is here:

• Opening the floodgates stopping the fish migration
• Labelling everyone traitors who deserve "depth"
• Naming an entire war-conflict-fiasco without any consensus
• Not bothering to finish either of their articles
• Fixing errors... wait, no, that's a good thing
• Vandalizing the Hobo Queen 2's page
• Stealing the UnSignpost
• Rearranging the UnSignpost... wait, I think it works better this way
• Not even bothering to check if anyone else has plans to steal the UnSignpost

Biopic This edition's biopic is one on stealing the UnSignpost. Since for some reason, literally nobody bothers to check on the UnSignpost, people can easily steal the UnSignpost... up to the part where they have to message Cassie, a sporadically-active bureaucrat, about delivering it. That, or manually deliver their stolen work to every UnSignpost subscriber... or, since you're doing it manually, just every active user. Hey, that's not such a bad idea! I'LL DO IT!

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From The Logs

• May 29, 2022 JJPMaster protected User talk:MrX [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Persistent shoe puppetry)

• May 27, 2022 MrX changed block settings for Crocotta1 with an expiration time of 15:38, June 20, 2022 (account creation disabled, email disabled) (Continuous violation of her UN:OFFICE sanctions. See talkpage. Granting TPA, Cat, I hope you don't mind.)

• May 12, 2022 PF4Eva blocked ARandomPage with an expiration time of 12 hours (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Pony-hating nonsense)

Top VFH Competitors

• Norf-Zorg (opera) (4/0)

• Dear Dude (4/0)

• Uncyclopedia (5/1)

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VFH Highlight Of The Week HowTo:Get Expelled from School (6/0)

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From The Forums

• I made up rules for counting.

• Zombiebaron loves democracy.

• Zombiebaron still loves democracy even after democracy turns against him.

• A sysadmin came in to make a namespace alias.

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UnSignpost News ARandomPage steals the UnSignpost. Read the first section for more.

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Chat Quote ..... IRC is dead. And I can't grab a quote from Discord since I don't have Discord.

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:06, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Some questions

• Can I change the criteria in this article? Basically, I want to make it much less strict, to allow less notable users (not me, obviously) in.
• Can I edit User:Unnamed Space to reduce confusion and let people know that they're on the wrong site? As you probably know, that's the name of my Spoon account.
• Am I being too bold with my edits? Taking over the UnSignpost, making a whole award, naming a "war-conflict-fiasco", and letting in a lot of fishes and whales would probably get me blocked on the Spoon. I'm starting to feel like my major contributions are growing a little out-of-control, especially for someone who's still an adoptee and has been active for only three months.

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:07, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

1. No. Only the mightiest Uncyclopedians can get in. 2. Um, sure. I guess so. Be my guest. 3. Yes, I feel you're going too far for a noob, nevermind an adoptee. A lot of this shit would get you blocked here. But I guess the pony nonsense is funny enough. UnSignpost may have been the ultimate stepping over the line. I don't think anyone gives a shit if any rando creates a brand new meaningless award. Country music has at least three different award shows, and that genre of music sucks. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:17, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

To 1. Really? Under these rules (minus the Exception one, literally the only thing keeping most people in the list since many have no HoS or awards or whatever), even Cassie isn't eligible for the list. If only the mightiest Uncyclopedians can get in, then nobody here who didn't join before the split or whatever who isn't MrX or Cassie can be in the list. This place has fallen quite far from what it used to be, and that list, under these criteria, just looks like an archive of people who have gone away. I'm probably wrong here, but that page just seems broken. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:10, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

PF4 blanked out of confusion. Does this mean I win?.. Nah. It means I should bring this up to the others! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 13:25, 26 June 2022 (UTC)

Cassie is, to my knowledge, our first openly trans admin, so that makes her notable in my book. There's longevity and there's also how helpful you've been over the years, and Cassie checks both marks. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 01:59, 27 June 2022 (UTC)

I don't know how to tell you my point normally here without seeming rude, so I'll just place in a description of my comment. Ahem... [Response Saying That You Kinda Missed My Point Of The List Having Overly High Standards And Being Very Outdated To The Current State Of Uncyclopedia, So It Should Be Updated As Such, Also Mentioning That Many Users Don't Fit The Criteria And Thus The Criteria Seems Useless]. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 15:29, 29 June 2022 (UTC)

When you got time…

Can you check an article I am writing?--Executive (talk) 15:22, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Just from the introduction, it reads as half clever, half nonsense. I'm not really sure what to make of it. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:20, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Let me know if I can adjust somehow ;)--Executive (talk) 06:50, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

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What do you think of this? thx in advance ;)--Executive (talk) 13:41, 24 June 2022 (UTC)

You need to fix your grammar. It should be "a woman" not "a women." What in the hell is the 1gth century? I don't see a single Wikilink in the entire proper article. And the "Philosophical logic" link is red. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 07:52, 26 June 2022 (UTC)

Really thanks you ;) --Executive (talk) 11:47, 26 June 2022 (UTC)

What do You think of Nature (journal)? --Executive (talk) 13:25, 29 June 2022 (UTC)

I like the look, but as far as the actual content, it reads like English as a Second Language. Odd grammatical errors and broken sentences appear frequently. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 01:05, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

Thanks ,)--Executive (talk) 06:57, 30 June 2022 (UTC)