User talk:PF4Eva/Archive 1

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I think I've seen you before!

On a message board! Mrglugs sound familiar?

User:Mr. Briggs Inc. has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For giving me a case of the nostalgia.

UnNews:Bull of TV's "Night Court"

I've enjoyed these articles, and look forward to more... more articles, not necessarily articles with Bull in them. I'd have made an award for your use of the same image in three UnNews articles, thereby saving space on the server (big deal), but mostly for getting away with it. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:45, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

UnNews

Hey, thanks for quoting my article UnNews:Buyers line up for a Wii in your recent news article. Maybe you did it just because it was a random article posted on the 19th, or that you selected it because it was funny (lets pretend it was the last one). Thanks again. --—Braydie 15:39, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Merry Kaizum Me

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:19, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

The announcer guy

I might be able to do the "announcer guy" voice, or at least I can try. May I see what you've done so far, so I can, you know, turn down the lights and get in the mood... maybe put on some Barry White records for background... Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:03, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Wow, that's some heavy stuff man... <toke>... I like it! I'll fool with it soon and see what I can do with it... I don't know if I can do this idea justice, but it's worth an effort. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:30, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Great News story on the police

I thought that story you did about the Police was hilarious, good job lol - Uncle J

Movie Trailer Announcer Guy

I need you to teach me how to rip music from Youtube so I can make the file. I have most of the LaFontaine lines recorded, and I plan on doing some of the kids. I was going to get Insineratehymn to help me with the voices. Do you have a voice acting program? If so, you could help as well. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:01, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Movie Trailer Announcer Guy

So, how do you like the audio? ~ 10:33, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

MTAG

Happy Chairman Award

Bloody marvelous! Happiness abound in readings of you. Laughing Chairman Mao giving you award from Trar for special contribute of funny to Uncyclopedia!!

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--For the Movie Trailer Announcer Guy article. Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer)

Unused image.

Hi, I'm cleaning up unused images. this is one of yours... do you still want it? If so, please link it in an article or on one of the pages in your user space. Thanks -- sannse (talk) 19:26, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

GoogleSearch

Hey, er check that forum thread now. —Braydie 21:27, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

C is for...=

User:The Thinker has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For acknowledging the death of comedic legend and pioneering homo Charles Nelson Reilly. --THINKER 05:46, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Image tags

Hiya - just thought you should know we're debating scrapping the image tagging system over at the dump - I saw from the logs you'd been making use of it, so I thought I'd let you know so if you're particularly bothered about it getting turned off you can go over and make your case for it to stay. Better hurry though, there's a pretty strong feeling it should go at the moment. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 02:37, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Good catch!

Saw the edits that you performed in X is gay and I have to say Bravo for catching the things which I missed in a big way. Cheers! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:20, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!

	Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
	It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:34, Dec 21

Image

You have to wait for it. To be honest, it can take a lot of time. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:22, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

Your Image Request

Hi. I'm archiving Image Request and I wanted to know whether you are happy with the images you requested? I'm going to archive your request because it is a bit confusing so please post a new request if you still need images. --^Dame 02:29, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Breaking News

Would you mind not putting all of your articles as "breaking news"? I don't mind one every now and then, but putting all of them as such is a tad over doing it. Thanks. ~ 09:44, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

This user created Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

MadMax 17:28, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

update of Halloween 2009 or new unnews article?

Is it in the works ??

Thanks for the help.

Hey, thanks for peeing all over my 'Not Give a Shit' article. Now I'll have to mop it up and and make it better (thus continuing the 'pee' references). Yeah, my main issues with writing original articles is I'm terrible at custom images. Freddie fits well, but I agree there could be something better. But I am planning to put a link to a video I made showing me and a friend beating each other with banana peels, which is very 'not-give-a-shit'. Stay tuned.

THINKER

Thumbs up for your odd-yet-entertaining interest in Rob Zombie's Halloween and all of its subsidiaries over the years. Though the articles are sometimes a bit disjointed and scattered, the fact that you've kept reporting on the subject for so god damn long deserves a little praise. So, here is that praise. --THINKER 10:30, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

Shiny gold

Some idiot nominated you for the Unnews Pulitizer. He told me he was drunk at the time and can't remember doing it, but the administrators and the Legal Department say it can't be taken back. That's fucked up, but that's the way it went down, and I was told that what happened was a Festivus Miracle. Still fucked up. Aleister in Chains 20:29, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

Why don't you go and vote for yourself for December's Foolitzer Prize so you can break the tie. Now, go vote. Aleister in Chains Martin Luther King Jr. Boxing Day, MMX

In a gotta for Rita

Hi, I saw your wonderful article on In-A-Gadda-da-vida and worked on it, and I hope I made it more wonderful (reworked a concept or two, i.e. put the song in 1937, edits for space and clarity, and reworked some language), and if you approve I'd like to put it up for VFH. I've got an emotional connection to the song, it's "the" best rock song in history imnho, so please take a look and see if you like my changes, captions, etc. It would be fun to go forward with you on this. Thanks, Aleister in Chains Fillmore West, '67

Further explanation of changes. There seemed to be too much factual data compared to satiric language, so I reworked it enough so the satire accents and hopefully supports the actual information. It may now be a very funny page (judging by my lol's during editing), and your templates, words, and concepts all live as before with a tweek or ten added. Thanks again, Allah McChain One year later, MMX

Hi. DrStrange had a look at the page, and he suggested that the boxes with the duh duhs in them "be reworked with spacing that denotes time signature". I'm not exactly sure what that would entail, or if you even intended the boxes to be anything but a humorous one-sound-after-the-next type of satire. I like the boxes, and the comments in between. Alsta n Cins Larry Sanger lives! MMX

Update:More work on the page, and I've submitted it for Pee review in anticipation of putting it up for feature. Changed the names of the Ingle and Bushy characters back to their real ones, they may both love this page. Aleister in Chains 25 Jan. MMX

lol at your edits and new photos. At first I thought the dog was a pig and DeVito a chain saw she had in her mouth, so I enlarged it to bring out Devito, and lol some more. Aleister in Chains 12:18 26 Jan. MMX

(above note is today's too). Hi. In reading the wiki stuff about the group I noticed that there are bootlegs, and am wondering if you know if any of those contain the entire 45-minute live version. And this is so much fun, if you'd like to play with "Rock and Roll Hall of Fame" feel free to. I added the song and Doug Ingle into the text there. Fnord. Al later that day, MMX (p.s. read your Carson piece, very good. I hope Andy Richter ends up somewhere. Someone put my Favre UnNews up for VFH, that was a surprise, I just wanted to give Favre a punch or two.)

Hi. Skinfan did a pee review of the page, and had some good suggestions. He thought I did the article although it's mentioned at the top of the request it was created and spined by you. He didn't like the '30s theme,but lessened that objection on his talk page. Suggested if there was some way of putting psychodelic background in for the boxes, I'm not profecient enough in code to do that but it sounds good. I kind of agree on the crossouts and some other stuff. Did a dump of the last list but will put some back. Much more. Thanks again, Aleister in Chains 3:17 18 Feb. MMX

An Award for you

You need to get credit for this since you contributed so much to the article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:29, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

This user created UnNews:Gene Simmons dies; KISS seeking replacement, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Haig death

The Haig is dead news article is SO DAMN GOOD. Damn. ~   2:23 21 Feb. MMX

Agreed. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:55, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

this

I thought you like to know about this and this. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:54, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

And this

And In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida to VFH too. Funnybony gave some good advice and clean-up edits (see his talk page), and the new pic of Ingle (per pee review to change the Santa and crossed out names) is one I think you will approve of as it represents Ingle as he truly is now: A God among men. Thanks for allowing me to play so freely with this page. Aleister in Chains 2:40 19 3 mmx

It's already gotten 10 votes, and in the UnLikely chance it is featured Modillo says that it's ok to give everyone 1/2 credit (yourself, me, and Funnybony). Been a fun trip. Al de'chain 22:59 21 3 mmx

Featured! In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, starting tonight. Yay, and thanks for sharing your page and your interest in the song, and this will expose the song to a larger audience. Al en'chain 20:48 22 3 mmx

Pssst...

I really liked UnNews:Get these people to host SNL!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 May 2010 ~ 04:46 (UTC)

Good page on a bad movie

Saw your recent exchange with Ethaine. She might not realize that you are the creator and main writer of the page, so forgive her furry little head. As for multiple edits, different strokes (rip little guy) for different folks. A nice page for a very very bad movie. Al des chains 20:20 29 5 MMX

Hey! I don't have a furry head! But seriously, Aleister is right. I thought you were someone I recently welcomed, rather than the page creator. Sorry about that, man. Next time, punch me in the face and remind me it's actually your thing. Love,  

If he does punch you in the face, bring him up on charges, then ban him for an hour. And you may or may not have a furry little head, there is no proof either way, just your word. I personally like how you, Ethine, protect pages, that is really cool and a very important thing around here. I also think PF4Eva should get out more, talk to people here and on their talk pages, vote for things, etc. You are a very good writer, one of our good ones, but people don't know you outside of the UnNews staff who all love you. Come out come out wherever you're ain't. Al des chains 21:04 29 5 MMX

UnNews style

I've featured your story in the 1-spot on the Front Page on the strength of the illustration.

We no longer put names of people and institutions in boldface. (Voted in Forum:Amount of highlighting and linking in UnNews.) Putting quotes in italics is at your option.

Personally, I think this would read more like a real news article if you de-emphasized the role of the UnNews reporter (see UnNews:Style Section 3) and cut out the swears except when necessary to match the character of a person in the article. Spıke ¬ 13:56 21-Sep-10

PF4Eva/UnNews:Shit That Pisses Me Off - The Hatchet II incident

PF, I've given your story a "mercy move" to userspace, where you can finish it at the above address and resubmit it. You can't just stick an unfinished story on the Front Page with a {{WIP}} tag on it. Also, in my personal opinion, the swears aren't necessary to the humor (although it's kind of funny to imagine a potty-mouthed William Shatner) and detract from the resemblance to a news story. Spıke ¬ 00:03 7-Oct-10

Okay; improved. But you know what you should do next time? Copy the entire text from userspace, create a new UnNews story, and paste it in. Olipro's new system orders the Recent Stories by creation date, so because you simply renamed an "old" story, your "new" article appears in the list down at "06 Oct"--three days ago, when you originally filed it. Spıke ¬ 17:21 9-Oct-10

UnNews:"Ace of Bass" mistakenly invited to emcee charity gig

You have the 1-spot on the Front Page. But, again, moving an article to the UnNews: space does not put it at the top of Recent News, because that list is sorted by creation date. I've created a new article, with the shortened headline shown above, and put your text in it; and have listed the old container on QVFD. Spıke ¬ 23:34 21-Oct-10 post-edited

Forum:PF4Eva's "Shit That Pisses Me Off" namespace

Please come to the Forum to discuss. Spıke ¬ 00:51 29-Oct-10

UnNews:Ebert: Yogi Bear is shit in the woods

No, I am not squeamish--Funnybony's "Bear does not shit in the woods" is classic, and "shit" is central to the joke. However, it does not look like a real news source on first glance, and that is a high priority. Given that you have managed to tell the story without swears, can you see a way to name the page without swears? Spıke ¬ 01:36 18-Dec-10

Forum:Vote: Plow under the UnNews "Nav Bar"

I welcome your vote on this. Spıke ¬ 22:10 21-Dec-10

UnNews:Three-year-old steals, sells Biden screenplay

What a tenuous link to the news! but that's cool. However, I've made some cosmetic changes. Your link to Yahoo--as well as now subjecting the Uncyclopedia visitor to a 15-second commercial for laundry soap--was a link about a link. I found the actual news on a blog of ABC News (it also has a video). Sources should be where readers go to find out what really happened, to better understand the joke, not where you re-tell the joke.

I screen-captured a frame from the Yahoo video to replace the file-copy of Biden for the first photo and gave it the 1-Spot on the UnNews Front Page. And I rewrote the first paragraph to look like news--"Lead with the lead," they say; the fact that a toddler visited Washington is not the news; the theft and sale is, as you got right in the headline. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 17:34 9-Jan-11

UnNews:Beyonce to remake Eastwood classic

Forgive me for not watching Entertainment Tonight, but this goes right past me. As the goal of MiniTrue is to induce n00bs to write articles, please spell it out; otherwise, just do it, as I suspect you might do anyway. Spıke ¬ 00:17 23-Jan-11

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Pretty good. You got the 1-Spot. Only, I don't see why you listed the headline in MiniTrue, if you intended to write the story, and I'd argue that few others could write the story.

Anyway, keep those commas and periods inside the quotes--and inside the italics, otherwise they float away from the adjacent letter. Cheers. Spıke ¬ 01:35 24-Jan-11

UnNews:Lincoln blamed fart on dog, historians say

I just had no idea that UnNews had such a resource on celebrity wind-passing. But now I know whom to call on, should we need additional data. Quibbles: Should the last sentence of the big quote be inside the quote (Lincoln doesn't call himself "Honest Abe")? Demin -> Denim, probably; no double e in Febreze. The {{Old news}} doesn't seem related, except in terms of grossness. Spıke ¬ 01:26 8-Mar-11

Minitrue

I reverted your request for someone else to write an UnNews on 90s Nick. I can't see anyone other than you doing this one--can you? So get started! Spıke ¬ 23:55 13-Mar-11

PS--Knew you could do it--You have the 4-Spot on the Front Page. 02:35 14-Mar-11 But the Grenade Gnome is better for the Uncyclopedia main page, am reverting that. Spıke ¬ 02:39 14-Mar-11

Front page

Self promotion is currently depreciated for the front page. Please let a 3rd party gate keeper decide to put it on UnNews recent news. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:48, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Depreciated (n.) - Slang term for a dirty act for which a justifiable punishment includes the lopping off of fingers. ~  Talk 03:14, 6 June 2011 (UTC)

Just read your old UnNews article

I loved "Pushing Daisies" too. One of the best things ever on tv. Did you like "Wonderfalls" and/or "John From Cincinnati", two shows on maybe a similar wavelength? Aleister 3:44 7-6-'11

Bad Techer

I reverted your add to recent news. The story is already on the UnNews main page. If it is deemed topical, hilarious or of highest quality, it will be added by an impartial third party. I have not read the article, so I am impartially reverting. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:34, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

Best not do that again

Disobediance will get you in trouble, especially when it comes to admins. You look like a good user, but you have to watch you actions.--   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:05, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

Recent UnNews

Yeah, hum, I just saw this forum you started and I am supposed to be the UnNews editor. If you are quite sure your UnNews is good, go ahead by all means! I read all the UnNews and I remember yours was great! If there's a problem, I'll get back at you and you're going to have to eat my famous rock-hard muffin recipe as punishment! You can also just fire and forget: I read the UnNews almost daily and it would have to be bad for me not to put it on the front page. I also sometimes nom them for VFH. Bye! Mattsnow 18:07, December 5, 2011 (UTC)

Your article.

Hey, I personally think that your article is very good, although you may want to place a construction tag on it, not because it's not funny, it's just because that it's very short in terms of detail. -- UserTalkContributions 00:00, March 14, 2012 (UTC)

The Pea Buddy Awards

WOW! A brand new UnNews competition and we need you! Either prepare yourself mentally for the severity of the trials (don't sign up just yet, you cheat!) or commit your soul as a judge right now. May the Lord shine his blessings upon thee! Mattsnow 00:45, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

You should really participate! Also, I put your Springstein UnNews on VFH. I hope it makes people laugh as much as I did. Mattsnow 12:58, March 22, 2012 (UTC)

Lucille Ball and his orchestra

Damn, it's an epic classic. Thanks for writing such a good page. I know you don't answer anyone, you are like a spirit who moves amongst us. Thanks again! Aleister 00:11 24-3-'12

Forum:First Pee Buddy Awards!

Could we add your Tupac UnNews to the competition, as it is respecting the time rules? Please answer me on my talk page or add it yourself! You can still tweak it if you want, it's quite worth it considering the top prize is a fabulous err... We haven't decided the car's brand yet. Cheers! Mattsnow 21:38, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

Sadly, it is said in the rules that you can't get help to photoshop an image :S. Not from here anyway :P I'll put the article on the page, but that doesn't prevent you from tweaking it until the 30th deadline. Thanks for participating, I think a lot of entries will pour in the next few days! Mattsnow 22:28, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

Pee Buddy contest!!

We are now at the crucial stage of judging the magnificent UnNews article on THIS PAGE! Thanks for your participation. Expect at least a week for the judging to be completed. *Drumroll* I know it will be awfully hard to sleep until the week is completed, but that's what sleeping pills are for. Mattsnow 12:19, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

Pee Buddy contest!!

I'm kissing you with passion to thank you for participating in the Pee Buddy contest and writing such a great UnNews! The full results are here!

Mattsnow 01:28, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

Hello!

You know I basically like all your UnNews, so I feverishly read your last one, but surprisingly, I think it fell a little short. I just didn't get it, but it is very well written. Maybe some touch ups would be great? Also, is the list necessary? I moved it here: User:PF4Eva/UnNews:What to expect when Toonami returns 5.26.12. I hope you are not disappointed, I think it is a tough subject to make fun of, and you always write great ones. Tell me when you are through tweaking it, since only moving it back into mainspace will not make it reappear on the "recent UnNews" thingie. If you don't agree with me, you can come to my talk page and shoot me point blank with a shotgun. :P Mattsnow 05:19, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

Alright, good job! Sometimes very topical articles are hard for me to "judge" since well, I'm an old 20 something retard! :P Nice tweaks, I put it on the front page. Thanks for rising up to the challenge, some would have played the diva and not try to add anything, but you have a good attitude. Much respect! 02:01, May 30, 2012 (UTC)