User talk:PF4Eva/Archive 3

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• Archive 1 (Wikia era 2006-2013)
• Archive 2 (2013-2018)
• Archive 3 (2019-2021)
• Archive 4 (January 6 - June 30, 2022)
• Archive 5 (July 12 - December 23, 2022)

Hi (Jan 2019)

Hi. I'm back... Again. It happens sometimes :-) . Well, sorry for bother: as reported here, I found a hyperactive vandal to ban urgently. 31 edits and 31 vandalisms: a complete collection of any kind of white redneckish dumbest stereotype, and various vandalisms/HTBFANJS. Needs to travel far beyond the stars ASAP. Greets m8. --Spam Removal Unit 04:41, 19 January 2019 (UTC)

Thanks Danny :-) --Spam Removal Unit 02:51, 20 January 2019 (UTC)

UnNews main page

Hey! I saw your attempts to fix the UnNews page, and it definitely took a lot of wrangling to get that new template to work. Are there any other areas I can help you work on?

Thanks you for all the work you do! →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{23:58 26 January 2019}

Discord

Hey PF4Eva, you should join us sometime on the discord server, we'd all love to talk to you. -- The Zombiebaron 20:35, 19 February 2019 (UTC)

Praise Be Upon Thee

EMC has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For doing an audio on my article and being the undisputed King of UnNews. .:. EMC ^[TALK] 05:51 Mar 19 2019

Sock-puppeting

Hi there! I am, in fact, JetGan11, but NOT Essex45000. I have started to use this account because I forgot my password and have been locked out of my account. This isn't proper sockpuppetry, just unluckiness and my solution. :) JetsFanMan (talk) 21:37, 31 October 2019 (UTC)

Plos into bannings me

Plos into bannings me cuz I like to eat da poop and now all people is into lovings me and wantings me and into worshippings me as a wolverhamptonish-kimilsungish great (and long-pricked) leader. But I are of into plossings bannings and gib moni plos cuz I are of into uhm... uhm... Can i is of be into isings arings pish posh wit wot cheero m8? PS: donalturd trumpturd likes to eat da turdz. --Walbro (talk) 19:43, 25 April 2020 (UTC)

Thank you

Kippy gives you the most sincere thank you for voting him bureaucrat

Hiya Sir, unban me eh?

I dunno exactly what it was that brought this most recent ban- I was simply sharing my experience relating to my disability with the astronaut fellow and he exploded in some kind of fit of rage. I wasn't trying to offend him or whatnot, I was just pointing out how my Asperger's syndrome doesn't cause me any problems, and he told me I was gaslighting him. I think the guy may be a tad bonkers. I'm planning on reading my short story "The Traveler tonight on the voice chat at 10 P.M. MST and several fellas, for instance Zombie Baron and Kippy, were really looking forward to it. Unban me so I can go through with it, eh? Fun times await! Nicolassequeira (talk) 21:34, 10 July 2020 (UTC)

I think you both need a timeout, honestly. Time to cool your heads, let off some steam. (That being said, I think Zombiebaron's preemptive Spaceman ban was uncalled for.) If you had just left it at "I'd prefer to see more interesting characters," we probably wouldn't be having this conversation; that would just be your opinion. But when you stated that Asperger's "isn't an interesting condition," you worded it pretty strongly and knew you were going to ruffle feathers. It's like politics at the dinner table. You have shown some improvement since your initial ban, but this recent incident proves you still have more work to do. Don't take it personally, it's just, yeah. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 21:46, 10 July 2020 (UTC)

You're dancing at the wrong hoedown, you diesel-pumpin' gopher gobbler

Vice President Joe Biden thanks you for voting for Y's first featured article. He also thanks Kippy for letting him snatch away this template from him, that gobbsmackin' hound dog.

Rocko's Modern Life

So, I know this is one of your favorite shows, and the previous version of the article got VFDed here for being poor quality. So I did a rewrite/cleanup for the spoon, which I've imported here. Let me know your thoughts on the new article if you get a chance to read it.--Abacab (talk) 11:39, 20 September 2020 (UTC)

In the article, I liked your edit about the auditions for Rocko, as well as Ed Bighead's near-death experience. However, I changed some actor names back. Personally, I preferred Peter Gabriel voicing Rocko because he's known for turning into animals in his music videos (as well as doing the song "Animal Nation"), and Phil Collins playing his subservient, mentally-deficient dog is amusing to me. I liked Rob Reiner playing Heffer because he's a semi-iconic fatman, and like Heffer is known for his slobbish diet (he protests smoking, yet loves fast food). I also preferred Cheryl Adler playing Bev because the joke there would be that Charlie Adler's "real" wife would be playing his fictional wife on TV.

I also liked your edits to the Joel Schumacher article. I expanded upon the ice puns a bit by adding more about the penguins with rocket-launchers.--Abacab (talk) 21:27, 20 September 2020 (UTC)

Misuse of rollback

Hi. In this edit, you rollbacked. However, an edit summary was requested. I'll admit it should have been removed, but it wasn't vandalism. Therefore, it shouldn't have been rollbacked. Thanks. --Gale5050 Complain about me! 20:12, 23 September 2020 (UTC)

We were dealing with a user adding random crap about "nonsense letters" (whatever the hell they are). PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:00, 24 September 2020 (UTC)

Fair point, fair point. I would've given an edit summary, but I didn't know some of that information. --Gale5050 Complain about me! 00:56, 24 September 2020 (UTC)

Merry Potato Day!

Seasons Greasy! Kippy wishes you the starchiest of Potato Days, and prays Potato Pete leaves you spuds a' plenty in your hung tater sack.

About that article you huffed earlier

Howdy! Just wanted to say, I created a new filter (F-79), a variation on the "Bass fishing whilst playing poker" filter, in order to prevent such spam from reoccurring again.

Thank you for huffing the article! Also, happy Boxing Day,  Cassandra  (talk) 11:50am  December 26, 2020

Please contribute to Baked Potato

Trying to get a new featured article to end the 12 nights of potato. It is Baked Potato. Please contribute in whatever way you like (be bold, add new sections, change text, add images). Would like to get it featured as rapidly as possible. ShabiDOO 23:09, 1 January 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021

Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:20, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

New forum

I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:51, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Huggle message

Hi _PF4Eva!

Uncyclopedia has been on a growth spurt as of recently, and as such, we are introducing a brand new feature to the table tonight: Huggle! Yes, the same tool you know and love from Wikipedia has made its way into the Uncyclomedia Foundation's impenetratable walls.

Huggle makes it easy to revert vandalism, leave messages to users and basically speedily process edits here on Uncyclopedia. You may also use it to block users and do other things, if you are a sysop!

To use Huggle, you must be both extended-confirmed (having 500 edits and 30 days' existence), and you must also have rollback rights. If you are an admin who does not have either of these rights, feel free to grant them to yourself. Some features, such as page protection and user blocking, are locked behind the walls of adminship.

If you wish to install Huggle, feel free to do so now! For assistance, please contact either JJPMaster or Cassie, who are jointly responsible for this implementation of Huggle.

Have a wonderful day, and may Sophia bless you, Charlie the bot (talk) 01:39, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

That VFH TV thing

well i cant directly reply to your comment. My abstain stands; if it's meant to be a TV thing, it probably belongs in a new project (UnTelevision), and is most certaintly confusing to readers who may be searching it up. Since the content is quite funny I'm not opposing but....the concept falls flat on it's face. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:45, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Your FA vote was appreciated...

Hey, where'd Mona Lisa go? Has anyone seen Mona? You know what? I kind of like the frame better empty like that, go ahead and keep the painting as long as you want! Thank you for voting to feature Mona Lisa on the mainpage!!! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:42, 31 March 2021

Why exactly

did you test the date thing on my UnNews article, and not one of yours? -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:46, 6 April 2021 (UTC)

The dates associated with your articles (the single digit and 10 dates) are causing the problems. :) Turns out all I had to do was remove the month category from the date categories and then add them back. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 18:48, 6 April 2021 (UTC)

Wait, am I doing something wrong? -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:04, 6 April 2021 (UTC)

No, you weren't. :) The pesky dates were. Somehow the sorting went haywire. You're fine. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 19:08, 6 April 2021 (UTC)

Oh ok. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:08, 6 April 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote!

MrX blow me 17:22, 30 April 2021 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery

This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:41, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

The UnSignpost

The Newspaper With Love In Every Paragraph!

1 May 2021 • Issue #215 • Archives • Press Room

Most Active Admin Gets Promoted to Bureaucrat, Transitions to Female By Cassie

Following an incredible (by 2021 Uncyclopedian standards) 16 VFS votes, Uncyclopedia's most active administrator has initiated their transition to female. Said admin, now known publicly as Cassie, has had a talk page that often inflated by 80,000 bytes or more weekly, and singlehandedly managed a vast variety of things, including (but not limited to): vandal whipping, being the school principal, managing VFH, and more.
"Vandalism, eh? Fuck off already," they said, whilst throwing bags of feces at our new dumpyard.------------

Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama By Cassie
Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.

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Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized By Cassie
it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect! Biopic This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!

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From The Logs

• 1 May 2021 Cassie renamed user Redacted (8224 edits) to Cassie (Per message here)

• 10 April 2021‎ JJPMaster (38 bytes) (-13)‎ . . (Reverting edit(s) by Gale5050 (talk) to rev. 6045969 by Celeste:shhhhhhhhhhh (RW 16.1dev))

• 22 February 2021 Cassie blocked JJPMaster with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (account creation disabled) (You [[Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit

Top VFH Competitors

• User:Zombiebaron/Resignation (9/2)

• UnNews:As Bernie Sanders starts his second term, we reflect on his Presidency so far (5.5/4)

• Patent nonsense on Wheels! (1/2.5)

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VFH Highlight Of The Week COVID-19 (6/1)

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From The Forums

• We are still learning how to count. Albeit much faster.

• Gale5050.

• There is nothing to worry about! Right?

• Gale5050 again. Or not.

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UnSignpost News Following 1.5+ years of hiatus, Cassie has taken the lead, in a unilateral albeit undramatic manner, and has designated themselves as the lead editor of the UnSignpost.

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Chat Quote Supergeeky1: Boner.

Thanks for the vote!

Phat hippo thanks you for voting for him in VFS

Thanks You

Hey thanks for the...what'chu call it? The auto-patrol thingy. I'm always trying to figure out thingies here. But while I'm here, I wanted to run an idea pass you...you know all those dead links, the red lettering that so many pages have linked? And I swear if I had the time I would create all the Cthulhu related subjects and places because that's the extra oomph that everybody needs. So anyway, is there a way to make it to where all the dead links actually go to a destined page? I could create a page for all dead links to land on...you know something like "Black Hole of Dead Links" and it can say something short and sweet like "You landed on this page because you clicked on a dead link. The page you were hoping to find does not exist. You could just ignore it or create the page your own damn self, ya know?" But anyway, thanks again for all your help. I really appreciate your liking my Kribs page. He's been through Hell but he seems to be okay. I know I trolled him with the salad gifs but I just couldn't help it. I'm so hyper and all. Nacky (talk) 07:04, 28 November 2021 (UTC)Nacky

It's beginning to look a lot like…

See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021

Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?

Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny — Sign Up Today! (pretty please)  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:12, 13 December 2021

How do I enter? I really don't have relatives to kiss my ass, but I do know some people are in severe need of having their asses kicked, there's the thing. Nacky (talk) 13:56, 13 December 2021 (UTC)Nacky

To enter you just add your name to the contest page with a link to your entry.  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:23, 24 December 2021

Merry Christmas and all that jazz

Santa Baby… Wishing you & yours a Happy Holidays & a Zana Christmas.

I heard that you were single again, well then—we should hook up real soon. Santa baby, Facebook me and give me some likes. Santa cutie, Snapchat me and send me some pix, not dicks—but if you want, I don't mind. Santa cutie, favorite me on Instagram. Slide into my chat DMs—add me to your list and we'll be more than friends. I'll follow you on Twitter too, and this Christmas won't be quite so blue. Santa baby, I saw you had a Tinder and I swiped right—found your Bumble account. Santa baby, Match with me so we can Meetup.

Santa honey, if you call me up on the phone—we'll bone. I won't play hard to get. Santa baby, do you have white hair down there? Santa baby, you don't have to wear a condom, come on—we can play 'Just the Tip'. Santa baby, even if it's just for one night. I haven't been with lots of men—but last time I got laid he said I was a ten. I'm sure that we could have some fun—if you work out and don't weigh a ton. Santa baby, don't forget the presents this year—like beer, or perhaps some good wine. Santa baby— let's get drunk, Netflix and chill…Here's a hundred dollar bill?..I'm on the pill…

 –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:23, 24 December 2021

Blocked IP

Hello. User I dislike vandals is requesting that their IP be unblocked. Can you look into this?  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:59, 30 December 2021

I just unblocked their IP. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 03:34, 30 December 2021 (UTC)

Thanks. XOXO  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:47, 30 December 2021

Heya! If you have time, can you please judge the Clark Griswold Award for KMA? I've set up scorecards here, it should only take a few minutes. If not, no worries.  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 11:49, 30 December 2021

2021 Judge - Thank You! * Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition

Thank you sweetums  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 23:52, 30 December 2021

"Joe Biden is dead" blocked user

Hi! Just dropping by to let you know that one user you have recently blocked (Joe Biden is dead, dead, dead!!!) has been confirmed to be a sockpuppet of Svex 88134kg, and as such the account has been categorized accordingly. Happy New Year in advance,  Cassandra  (talk) 04:20, 31 December 2021 (UTC)