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After all the drama we had in September about the re-skin of UnNews, the "Nav Bar"--now located beneath the featured articles and Recent News--is flesh-toned but a corpse.

  • The leftmost three boxes (UnNews Sections) refer to original content for which Zim ulator was solely responsible. And, to quote a notorious former Boston Celtics basketball coach, he "is not walking through that door." (In fact, he frequently has, but has not exercised editorial control over UnNews--nor, fortunately, checked in on his old office here--or its liquor cabinet.)
  • The rightmost four boxes (UnNews Specialty Indexes) were my doing. But they were never converted to use the new templates, the two users who talked about an automatic way of creating automatic ways of storing articles into sections such as Sports or Politics never made it work, and I have enough laying out the UnNews Front Page, not to want to also lay out Section Front Pages that no one in three months has missed.

The Nav Bar has lost its color and its life. It is now an array of links to nothing current. Let's finish the job.

Delete the Nav Bar from the UnNews Front Page

Score: 8. And... seafood.
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom and for. And I would do it myself and not waste your time but the predictable result would be more of the old charges of Thinking Myself Above the Community. Spıke ¬ 01:16 21-Dec-10
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I don't know what he wants to do, but I trust him to do it. Well, I kinda know, but it's too boring to talk about. Aleister Just Do It! Solstice MMX
    • It is that beige thing halfway down the page. Have you clicked on it at any time this Fall? Didn't think so! Spıke ¬ 14:26 21-Dec-10
      • I know I haven't. Then again, I make a practice of not clicking on anything newsy. Bad things happen when I do. Bad things! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 14:33, 21 December 2010
  • But I'll throw out my usual squid. No, wait... I'm feeling trout this time. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 14:33, 21 December 2010
  • Squid.gif Squid. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:51, 21 December 2010
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. HowTo:Herd Cats. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:59, December 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I vote for whatever Spike wants to do.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:14, Dec 21
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Since this vote means nothing, I'll vote for it again. Just take down the bar already, or at least throw some tinsel on it. Aleister 20:25 22 12
  • For I'm going to vote for it. In fact this is me voting for it...look.... OK, I'm done now. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:10, December 22, 2010 (UTC)
    You're not done until you fix the score. Oh--Al voted twice. Spıke ¬ 22:11 22-Dec-10

Leave it; it reminds me of the good old times

Score: +1
  1. I helped make it, ergo it should stay. --EMC [TALK] 01:54 Dec 23 2010

I didn't understand a word you said

Score: 3?

Done

Spıke ¬ 02:26 26-Dec-10