Nature (journal)
A monkey brain has been studied to better understand the addiction of caffeine. The monkey is dead but it has been proved that a monkey on coffee is three times as productive as a monkey on cocaine.
It has been speculated for years that a coconut on the head may cause commotion for the coconut that results in it being deformed and no longer drinkable. After hitting one's head with it, the coconut immediately loses its flavor and taste pretty much like expired milk.
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The new astonishing discovery in math led to paradoxes and riots in every field of science, but now it's confirmed that 100% does not exist in probability. To get to this conclusion, different experiments most likely to happen have been performed, like ice cream melting or a pornstar divorcing and it is clear that not all ice creams melt and some pornstars' marriages are still going well!
A new transplant of a monkey brain has been performed and this time the monkey seemed not to die prematurely. It asked for coffee first, then died miserably with muscle tremors and violent diarrhea all over the place. The rest of the monkey has been trashed in the recycle bin where some scientist could experiment with. |
News:June 2022: Outbreak of monkeypox in Africa: Scientist predicted the event but no one cared because you know, it's Africa. "You mean it's not the song? Nevermind." |
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