User talk:Senor Snuffalupago

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Multiple accounts[edit source]

It appears you have now registered three accounts. This is normally bad... We prefer if users stick to the one account please. Since you haven't really done much that would be considered "bad" with them, this is your chance to select an account and stick it. Please do not make any more, or you're going to be in trouble k? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:31, 2 March 2017 (UTC)

Okay, so the account that I'm using now will be my official user name. I'm a Snuffleupagus, and people think I'm an elephant. --Senor Snuffalupago (talk) 01:10, 3 March 2017 (UTC)
Your name is really strange...Userpage (172.73.149.44) 15:26, 22 May 2018 (UTC)
Stop saying out of bed. If you still say that, I will contact a administrator to block you. Userpage (172.73.149.44) 23:50, 29 May 2018 (UTC)
This is your last warning.
  • Please stop saying out of bed messages to anyone.
  • Please stop testing the 146-floor Twin Towers section.
I ignore all your out of bed messages and revert or strikethough them.Userpage (172.73.149.44) 16:32, 17 June 2018 (UTC)

Snuffle Snuffle Out Of Bed[edit source]

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Snuffle snuffle out of bed! That's right! Let's say "out of bed" messages! Get out of bed! --Senor Snuffalupago (talk) 01:43, 29 June 2018 (UTC)

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Jump out of bed!!!! 104.139.108.163 (talk) 13:56, 3 July 2018 (UTC)

Bill Nelson did songs about God. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done. Goodbye true blue. Rise like a fountain. And I like what I see. Senor Snuffalupago (talk) 16:29, 8 September 2019 (UTC)

Notice[edit source]

I have reverted your edit to Uncyclopedia:Sandbox. whytheonlyone (complain?) 17:25, 30 June 2020 (UTC)

Snuffleupagus will scare you out of bed, and then you will fly on a blue wing as Bill Nelson sings songs about God. Living for the spangled moment, I'm nailed to the cross of love because of you. Senor Snuffalupago (talk) 15:56, 28 July 2020 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery[edit source]

This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:41, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

The UnSignpost
The periodical without any junk in its trunk!

Poo Lit Surprise is back![edit source]

The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:

  • Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
  • Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
  • Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
  • Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
  • Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!

To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!

Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!

Good luck folks!  Cassandra  (talk02:32pm  May 31, 2021

Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up[edit source]

Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.

Good luck with your creations!  Cassandra  (talk) 23:32, 18 June 2021 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]

See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021

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Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny Sign Up Today! (pretty please)  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:47, 13 December 2021

I, as Snuffleupagus, pretended to be Santa Claus while Bird was trying to figure out how Santa gets down the skinny little chimney. Christmas Eve on Sesame Street --Senor Snuffalupago (talk) 20:33, 13 December 2021 (UTC)
If you don't want to enter, we need judges!  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:06, 16 December 2021

Snuffle out of bed snuffle snuffle out of bed get out of bed --Senor Snuffalupago (talk) 02:19, 18 December 2021 (UTC)

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because i'm bed, i'm bed, snuffle-snuffle-get-out-of-bad! you know i'm bed, i'm bed, snuffle-snuffle-get-out-of-bad![edit source]

because i'm bed, i'm bed, snuffle-snuffle-get-out-of-bad! you know i'm bed, i'm bed, snuffle-snuffle-get-out-of-bad! snuffle-snuffle snuffle-snuffle, snffle-snuffle snuffle-snoo! who's bed?

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We have the new cable. Uncle uncle uncle uncle Uncle Jim --Senor Snuffalupago (talk) 02:32, 21 December 2021 (UTC)

FLOOFFLE FLOOFFLE OUF OF BEF, SNUFFLE SNUFFLE OUT OF BED, FLUFFLE FLUFFLE OUT OF BED...[edit source]

FLUFFLE FLUFFLE SNUFFLE SNUFFLE, SNUFFLE SNUFFLE GET OUT OF BED... GET OUT OF BED...

Good morning! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 14:07, 21 December 2021 (UTC)

Merry Christmas and all that jazz[edit source]

Santa Baby…

I heard that you were single again, well then—we should hook up real soon. Santa baby, Facebook me and give me some likes.


Santa cutie, Snapchat me and send me some pix, not dicks—but if you want, I don't mind. Santa cutie, favorite me on Instagram.
Slide into my chat DMs—add me to your list and we'll be more than friends. I'll follow you on Twitter too, and this Christmas won't be quite so blue.
Santa baby, I saw you had a Tinder and I swiped right—found your Bumble account. Santa baby, Match with me so we can Meetup.

Santa honey, if you call me up on the phone—we'll bone. I won't play hard to get. Santa baby, do you have white hair down there?


Santa baby, you don't have to wear a condom, come on—we can play 'Just the Tip'. Santa baby, even if it's just for one night.
I haven't been with lots of men—but last time I got laid he said I was a ten. I'm sure that we could have some fun—if you work out and don't weigh a ton.
Santa baby, don't forget the presents this year—like beer, or perhaps some good wine. Santa baby— let's get drunk, Netflix and chill…Here's a hundred dollar bill?..I'm on the pill…

 – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:34, 24 December 2021

September 2022[edit source]

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Hello, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. I'm Microsoft for POTUS. I wanted to let you know that one or more of your recent contributions to Uncyclopedia:Sandbox have been undone because they appeared to be promotional. Please note, advertising and using Uncyclopedia as a "soapbox" or vanity are against Uncyclopedia policy and not permitted. THIS IS NOT A WARNING, THIS IS JUST AN EXPERIMENT WITH A SCRIPT I AM DEVELOPING. YOU ARE NOT IN TROUBLE, PLEASE DISREGARD THE WARNING. THANK YOU. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 23:21, 24 September 2022 (UTC) again, not in trouble, please ignore Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 23:55, 24 September 2022 (UTC)