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Fresh new talk page...as virginal as my innocent puppy eyes[edit source]

Beware of cougars. Anyway, just dropped by to say hi! -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:38, 14 August 2014 (UTC)

Better late than never[edit source]

I just realized that I've never thanked you for nominating me for admin. It was a kind move from your part and it was a very pleasant surprise for me, when I came back. So thank you very much! Anton (talk) 17:42, 24 August 2014 (UTC)

Hey no worries man. It's probably best in any case that you write. With so many admins this place will need solid writers. My resolve is to get an article featured every month starting in September! You should go for it too! --ShabiDOO 01:05, 25 August 2014 (UTC)
Nice resolve! I hope I will have time to adapt it as my own. Anton (talk) 01:10, 25 August 2014 (UTC)
==Snooping==

I just saw Anton posting a thing about his level of English, went snooping on his page for nationality clues, and saw you will be in Spain at the end of August. Madrid? Or elsewhere? Leverage (talk) 20:58, 25 August 2014 (UTC)

My country is the country of poetry, prose, winter, pride, forests, rivers, underdeveloped automobile industry, self-irony, dictatorship, heroism, apathy, money, no money, no roads. Guess what it is! Anton (talk) 21:05, 25 August 2014 (UTC)
Hey leverage...I'm in Madrid until the 9th of September and I may return at the beginning of October. Are you aruond? --ShabiDOO 21:18, 25 August 2014 (UTC)
( No I am up in the North East. I knew you were a Madrid man, I just asked on the off chance you were doing a little tour! Leverage (talk) 07:49, 26 August 2014 (UTC)

Hey![edit source]

OMG I can't freakin' decide...
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I need to paint another portrait of Jared Leto, and I just can't choose which hairstyle I like the most. He's so freakin' hot!!!
Thanks for voting to feature Jared Leto on the main page!

~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:34, 26 August 2014

Zana, you might like to know I posted your Mark Zuckerburg UnNews on our Facebook page, to make fun of with Facebook's new [satire] policy. Leverage (talk) 07:49, 26 August 2014 (UTC)

Mountain dew[edit source]

Remember this? Tell me what your opinion is on it. --Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 02:50, 12 September 2014 (UTC)

My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection[edit source]

You voted for My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection on VFH and it was featured so I guess I can give you one of my cards. Put it in a safe place. It's in mint condition.

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Thanks for your vote! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:24, 21 September 2014 (UTC)

Breakfast dew[edit source]

That was actually pretty great. --Nikau (talk) 15:18, 25 September 2014 (UTC)

Hey thanks. I'm slightly proud of it. I was really inspired by HowTo:Make_Breakfast_Goo_(For_Men) and wanted to writen a version for woemn. I'm often thinking about how to end it better :) --ShabiDOO 16:33, 25 September 2014 (UTC)

Hola mi buen amigo![edit source]

I have added my name to your celestial object competition! Best wishes! --Care for a rose? the dorky contralto Proudly Mexican Did I mention I'm like 1/8 or 1/16 Korean? It's a long story. Brazil is very fascinating... 01:30, 2 October 2014 (UTC)

the moral of the story[edit source]

Some people like green bananas. Some people don't. Leverage (talk) 09:53, 2 October 2014 (UTC) t0222.gif t0229.gif t0236.gif

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 18:34, 2 October 2014 (UTC)

I saw your latest message[edit source]

Thanks for letting me know about the extension. I do not plan on writing another article, though. :) --Care for a rose? the dorky contralto Proudly Mexican Did I mention I'm like 1/8 or 1/16 Korean? It's a long story. Brazil is very fascinating... 03:19, 9 October 2014 (UTC)

My succulent shabi[edit source]

I am writing a new article on bok globules inspired by your wonderful story telling style, but on paper first because the uncyclopedia servers are terrible and paper makes it easier to think up one liners on the fly. The other idea kind of failed. can't guarantee it will be finished before the deadline, but eh. --Nikau (talk) 05:56, 10 October 2014 (UTC)

Awesome. I'm sure it will be a spendiferiffic article. Keep in mind...during happy monkey competition...people spit out great stuff in less than two days :) :) :) --ShabiDOO 07:13, 10 October 2014 (UTC)
I'M NOT PEOPLE. --Nikau (talk) 08:29, 10 October 2014 (UTC)
Oh. Are you persons then? --ShabiDOO 09:36, 10 October 2014 (UTC)

Celestial competition[edit source]

How much more time do I have to finish my article? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:38, 12 October 2014 (UTC)

Ummm. How much more time do you need? --ShabiDOO 02:40, 12 October 2014 (UTC)
Like an hour or so. I already made the outline on a word document. I'm just putting it all together now. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:43, 12 October 2014 (UTC)
I'll extend it by three more hours. I'd like to polish my article a little as well and also maybe alltheotherusernamesweretaken might spruce his up :) --ShabiDOO 02:48, 12 October 2014 (UTC)
Sounds good. Thank you! :D --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:56, 12 October 2014 (UTC)


The second best non-loser[edit source]

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Pfff. You didn't even win the competition you told everyone you'd win. --ShabiDOO 15:46, 13 October 2014 (UTC)

My talk page[edit source]

Hey you sent me some message but it's not appearing on my talk page. I believe it had something to do with the informal writing comp.--EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(get dtf) 18:06, 14 October 2014 (UTC)

My Goodman[edit source]

See what I did there? Solar wind is doing ok on Vfh. I liked your constructive stuff, so if there is anything you want me to change let me know - you can even go into the article and do the <--- -->> thing if you like. Leverage (talk) 21:12, 16 October 2014 (UTC)

Hey...yeah I'll do that Leverage...if I only knew what the <--- -->> thing meant. ??? :S --ShabiDOO 18:09, 18 October 2014 (UTC)


If you edit Template:UnNews_Other_Headlines you will see this little bits of code. They prevent the comments from being displayed and so it works a little like editing on Word. Leverage (talk) 08:03, 19 October 2014 (UTC)

Pee review for me[edit source]

Can you do a Pee Review for me? I haven't had one in a while.--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 02:16, 22 October 2014 (UTC)

Tag! You're it![edit source]

No tag backs.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 22:44 10.29.14

You won some shit[edit source]

Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month October 2014

Isn't it beautiful? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:31, 1 November 2014 (UTC)

Congrats, your competition was a boon for the site. A big hairy smelly boon. --Nikau (talk) 17:02, 1 November 2014 (UTC)
Thanks. I will now dance the mashpotato all night long with salt, pepper and butter rubbed all over my body!--ShabiDOO 22:54, 1 November 2014 (UTC)

Tag[edit source]

Now you have AIDS, don't ask why :D Talk Mattsnow 19:41, 1 November 2014 (UTC)


You're it[edit source]

I tag you!--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 06:30, 2 November 2014 (UTC)

Is there anybody out there?[edit source]

--Nikau (talk) 13:52, 13 November 2014 (UTC)

I'm saving myself for the Turkey ball hehehe! --ShabiDOO 07:39, 16 November 2014 (UTC)
Fair enough. What you planning to enter? --Nikau (talk) 15:12, 16 November 2014 (UTC)
The bad taste and the aristocrats article. I try not to conceptualise it too much before the competition begins but my plan is to make them extremely bad taste. haha. are you going to participate? --ShabiDOO 10:54, 17 November 2014 (UTC)
I already spunked out my bad taste article in October unfortunately: Jizzlam. And I've committed to two collaborations and rewriting Thailand. --Nikau (talk) 05:36, 18 November 2014 (UTC)

Re-feature queue[edit source]

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:42, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

UnBooks:Sunday my Sunday[edit source]

Hi Shabidoo! I've recently had to study the Vietnam war and see that it can be treated from plenty of very interesting perspectives. Yours might be one of them. For instance, is the narrator really a dog or is everything you're telling just happening in his mind, affected by the war trauma (and possibly drugs)? Anton (talk) 18:00, 27 November 2014 (UTC)

Hey. First...thanks for your critiques on the VFH. I am very aware of the shortcomings of the article and indeed it mostly has to do with space restrictions. If I could I would ineed expand it a whole lot (and it has crossed my mind to turn it into a much larger work on my own). This article was written for a friendly competition. I think we only had a couple days to write it. The idea was to write a really original creative article. As it's an absurd story I'm trying to play with contradictions. On one hand the two characters in love are different species so there should be an atmosphere of tollerance and understanding and yet at the same time there are tons of innapropriate references about black people and asians. It is historically accurate in the sense that Americans were in Vietnam and some soldiers brought back home prostitutes as wives but it is also a total fantasy per the future as the Chinese won't be taking over the world and they certainly won't do so with robots (despite what even some rational people actually fear). And I wanted the cat to be the male as it is a bit of a gender reversal (we usually think of dogs in a masculine way or a mans animal and cats in a feminine way or a woman's animal). It's pretty impossible to rationalise absurd and surreal stories. Some of it has a message and is metaphorical (or with symbolism) and some of it is just weird random messed up stuff. The only common theme there is humanism (as with most of the stuff I write). Also the story starts out like the novel "lolita" a novel about inappropriate love and instead of the name of a very young girl it's the day of the week (and turns out of be an animal of a different species). I'd recommend the books by Kurt Vonnegut (one of my three literary heroes). Especially his book "Cat's cradle". And Saramago and his book "Cain" and any the short stories for adults by Roald Dahl. I'd love to be able to write in the spirit of their surreal humanist novels and one day put out a novel approaching their quality. On the other hand...I don't think I'll be changing the article much. Hopefully it will be featured. We shall see. As for the vietnam war "A Good Scent from a Strange Mountain" is a pullizer prize winning collection of short stories by a writer who was a US soldier in Vietnam. Very amazing vietnam fiction. As are the movies "appocolypse now" "full metal jacket" and "the thin red line". --ShabiDOO 22:27, 27 November 2014 (UTC)
Wow! Thanks for all those references! I'll surely add them to my ToDoSomethingAbout list. I understand what you are saying about your page and I won't blame you if you do nothing about it, because I know how annoying the whole editing process is. You want to do a minor change and it turns out you have to rethink the entire article, break it in pieces and assemble it again. Anyway, good luck with everything! I might be writing soon. Or not. I need some time... Anton (talk) 16:15, 28 November 2014 (UTC)
You aren't participating in the Turkey Ball??? It's my favourite competition (after happy monkey). --ShabiDOO 20:51, 28 November 2014 (UTC)
I am taking part in another writing competition outside of Uncyclopedia, called Exams. Anton (talk) 14:41, 29 November 2014 (UTC)
Do exams still happen? I thought that these days in school teachers evaluated you guys by watching you play educational video games or by sitting around in a circle and talking about your feelings. --ShabiDOO 21:33, 29 November 2014 (UTC)
I wish they'd do that at my school. Anton (talk) 13:08, 30 November 2014 (UTC)

Prodigy pee review[edit source]

If you have time can you do this? Thanks Shab Dab!--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 21:35, 28 November 2014 (UTC)

Top 10 of 2014[edit source]

Hi Shab! Thanks for your contributions, but I see that some of them were featured back in 2013. (I know: all this seems to have happened yesterday, right?) It would be great if you could take another look - 2014 also had some very decent features, if you search for them well! Anton (talk) 16:02, 1 January 2015 (UTC)

Believe it or not[edit source]

My missus just mentioned you in a call. Back in the day I told her about your collaboration project (the emailed one) and, cos I am all fed up and Januaryed, she asked me to prod you and poke you and see if there was anything groovy going on. You can email to lev.everage@gmail.com if so. Leverage (talk) 22:41, 1 January 2015 (UTC)

Best vital article[edit source]

Looks like it's just me and you. It's on, bitch. --EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 01:55, 11 January 2015 (UTC)

Bring it hoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ShabiDOO 04:12, 11 January 2015 (UTC)

TAW[edit source]

Thanks for taking part in the competition and congratulations on running-up! Your page is now in mainspace and Xam's and my comments here. Anton (talk) 21:16, 31 January 2015 (UTC)

A small request[edit source]

Hi Shabidoo. I'm trying to restart Uncyclopedia:Foreign Office and I thought it might be worth reaching out to Wikipedians involved in wp:Wikipedia:Translation or wp:Wikipedia:WikiProject Echo. Would you consider asking on my behalf? Thanks. MadMax (talk) 07:05, 15 February 2015 (UTC)

I haven't edited on the Spanish uncycloedia for over a year...but yeah...I'll contact them. I translated a couple articles both ways...and in neither case did anyone notice or care (in fact in one article a couple images were deleted).
Whats your vision for foreignoffice? ShabiDOO 13:56, 15 February 2015 (UTC)

Oh thanks! I left Ratachu a message there recently but I’m not sure if he (or the other Spanish ambassadors) are still active. And any articles you could translate would be much appreciated. If you’re interested, I know Everyotherusernamewastaken is looking for some help reading Rembrandt on the Spanish Uncyclopedia.

I have a few ideas for the Foreign Office but I was hoping to get some input from the other foreign Uncyclopedias. Personally, I’d use wp:Wikipedia:WikiProject Echo and wp:Wikipedia:WikiProject Intertranswiki as a model. I’d like to try asking for volunteers on translation websites as well as Wikipedia.

I created a list of translators for the English Uncyclopedia so the project could start small with individual volunteers translating requests. Monthly collaborations or an annual competition (i.e. images and meta humor) are a possibility too.

Ideally, all of the various Uncyclopedias would be trading articles with each other. This list, for example, was made so that each Uncyclopedia would have a high-quality article for each entry. MadMax (talk) 14:16, 16 February 2015 (UTC)


Well Shabby?[edit source]

Long time no chat, eh? Just wanted to say hello cause I have so little time now and I'm rarely ever on Uncyclopedia nowadays. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 18:48, 28 April 2015 (UTC)

Hey man. How the hell are ya? Both the fork and spoon have officially collapsed. It's time to reboot it somehow. I'm waiting until enough people are interested. ShabiDOO 13:16, 2 May 2015 (UTC)
Hi Shab! We've all been waiting for another HMC! Anton (talk) 16:40, 2 May 2015 (UTC)
It's not that bad is it? There seems to be plenty of activity on the Wikia Uncy (haven't been here for so long I forgot which one is fork and which one is spoon lol) TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 17:06, 3 May 2015 (UTC)
The fork is the one that leaves four holes every hit and the spoon just isn't real. Anton (talk) 17:31, 3 May 2015 (UTC)::
On the wikia there is only one edit to the main space per day that isn't large cuts and almost everything is done by admins and this Miley person. Both are utterly dead. It is time for some kind of reboot. I've been thinking about taking the best of uncyclopedia and letting go of the wikipedia parody part :) I've also talked with a few other users about having a version that only shows the best of the best of the best :)
What are you upto these days Anton and Wikiman? ShabiDOO 08:49, 6 May 2015 (UTC)
Frankly speaking, abandonning the Wikipedia parody format is probably the best option for enuncyco. Maybe, if we do it, then for once the two uncys will be able to coexist without competing for readers' attention. I've personally been up to many things. You really intrigued me with your ideas, Shab, so I'd be checking again soon, if I have time. I'd also be very interested in helping out, if you are going to reboot the website as you promised! Anton (talk) 19:28, 6 May 2015 (UTC)
Cool Anton. By the way...I'm probably going to Moscow this September!!! ShabiDOO 16:38, 12 May 2015 (UTC)
Wow, great! I'll be interested to hear your impressions! As for me, I've just come back from a four-day trip to Lisbon. Anton (talk) 17:00, 12 May 2015 (UTC)
Lisbon is awesome no? Did you try Pastel de Nata (Belem)? ShabiDOO 17:08, 12 May 2015 (UTC)


Rebootin'[edit source]

Just checked up because I haven't seen you around in a while and I was interested to read in your comments above. Leverage and I are trying to stir up activity by nominating stuff for feature, but a new big project sounds welcome at this time. In some ways I think it would be a shame to ditch the encyclopedic aspect of this site simply because our formatting is so much better than wikia's, but with SPIKE at the helm that site very much prioritises the encyclopedia aspect over the comedy-writing, which makes for a slew of shitty soulless pseudo-satire. I think we must take an experimental approach to comedy in order to keep ourselves interested, we should probably collaborate on a regular basis, we should get rid of stuff merely because it's not funny, and we should lose our prejudice against short articles. So what were your ideas for a reboot? ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 15:42, 2 June 2015 (UTC)

The idea is best of the best only...no injokes and nothing unecesarily obscene or offensive (obscene and offensive are great when done well but not when uncesesary). I think a small group of users is best working out content by consensus...not votes. New content is added through peer editing and consensus. ShabiDOO 06:55, 7 June 2015 (UTC)
Interesting... I am cautious about anyone who says "no injokes" because I don't know precisely what an injoke is. I've said a little about this before: I used to think an injoke was something you can only understand if you were there at the time, and that definition is likely to create animosity towards it because there it is an elitist concept, but at Uncyclopedia the definition seems to be anything avant-garde, basically. Not that I know what avant-garde means either. But A wizard did it, for instance, doesn't take long for new readers to understand. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 14:42, 7 June 2015 (UTC)
Kitten huffing for example is an injoke. A reader wouldn't understand what was so funny about it unless it was clearly explained. The same with "A Wizard Did it". Without the context...it looks like fluff. Any article or image that directly mentions a user name here is also very injokey. Articles that refer to or make fun of uncyclopedia itself can (though not always) be pretty injoey too. ShabiDOO 03:43, 16 June 2015 (UTC)
I disagree on the grounds that I personally laughed a fair bit from seeing A wizard did it, just because of Merlin's jaunty pose and the caption "Wow it's fucking magical or something!" The idea that the whole site has a recurring gag about kitten huffing also appeals to me, and This Guy seemed like a genius parody of Wikipedia biographies when I first read it. Now, a page about the fork and the spoon, or typography refresh, or SPIKE, is an injoke in my books because I would have no reason to laugh when I first came here. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 22:41, 17 June 2015 (UTC)
And Fisher Price. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 23:25, 17 June 2015 (UTC)

Happy Monkey 2015[edit source]

I've started a forum for another HMC and you Will become involved in its organising. Then you Will write a long article about a man's sexual activities with a handbag strap. Then you Will judge everyone else's and become the Runner Up due to RAHB writing something with better grammar. Because that's what I want. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 20:35, 9 July 2015 (UTC)

I'm now a judge, thanks to you. 17:22, 31 July 2015 (UTC)

Ih[edit source]

Ih, Shab! It seems that I left (for a long walk) back in May and haven't even answered your question about Pastel de Nata. What a shame. The answer is: "Obviously! And it's delicious!!!" Hope you're all well and looking forward to the HMC! Anton (talk) 17:41, 13 July 2015 (UTC)

I mean, "they're" delicious. The small pastry, right? Anton (talk) 18:38, 13 July 2015 (UTC)
Oh, and yes. Lisbon is amazing. So beautiful, and you never knew what to expect. You could loss yourself and suddenly encounter an astounding view... Anton (talk) 18:49, 13 July 2015 (UTC)
Indeed. But I am painfully counting down the days until Moscow. Arrrrrrrrrg. Why isn't it September yet??!?!?! ShabiDOO 19:24, 17 July 2015 (UTC)
Do you know which places you are going to visit? Anton (talk) 21:13, 22 July 2015 (UTC)
We have 10 days in Moscow of which we will go to Dmitrov for one day trip. We will see four operas (in Bolshoi, Novaya, Stanislavsky and the Childrens opera, one ballet in the Kremlin theatre, one concert in the Tchaikovsky music hall and one play in the Chekov theatre. We will visit the three alternative art galleries, the planetarium, the Kremlin museums, the museum of design and a few more. We plan on doing a tour of the metro stations one day and do the free boat tour (with a boat day pass) and take the monorail once. We will go by two different parks and a botanical garden, visit the bohemian neighbourhoods, go to a disco at least one of the evenings and eat in a variety of restaurants (i have a list of good but economical places). The rouble is going down again which is GOOD for us (bad for russians). The rate has already gone up 10% which is nice. Any other recomendations? ShabiDOO 17:34, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
Wow. That is the most amazing program I have ever seen. How did you even manage to plan out all this? I don't think I have anymore suggestions... Maybe try visiting the Gor'ky Park, if it's not on your list. But I think you've got more than all the essentials covered and despite the fact that I've probably been to at least half of these places, I am still very jealous. Really hope you enjoy Russia and I'll be waiting to hear your impressions! Anton (talk) 00:19, 3 August 2015 (UTC)

Happy Monkey[edit source]

Unfortunately, due to my lack of free time and the making of my next music video, I cannot make an article for the Happy Monkey. On the other hand, I would be interested in being a judge. What exactly would that entail? ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 17:42, 07/31/2015

Judging is an incredibly delicate and important responsibility. As a judge...you are representing both the integrity and the reputation of uncyclopedia. All judges are expected to do their best and to maintain the highest standards of professional integrity. If you are willing to meet these challenges...then the happymonkeycompetition committee will unanimously welcome you onto our judging team. Íf you have any further doubts or questions...please refer them to happymonkey who will probably sign on in 2016 and will respond to your inquiry ASAP ShabiDOO 18:56, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
I see. So basically, don't be a dick and give fair and honest criticisms. Okay, I think I can do it. What day will the judging take place, August 3? ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 01:17, 08/01/2015
Yeah, I think it begins right now. Anton (talk) 00:14, 3 August 2015 (UTC)
So where is the judging page, and the articles submitted? I'm still new to this y'know. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 03:23, 08/03/2015
See below for details on how to judge and the scoring page is at User:Shabidoo/Happy Monkey 2015 Scoring. Anton (talk) 08:25, 3 August 2015 (UTC)

HM Question[edit source]

Ok, so I can't figure this one out. Lets say the Topic I were assigned was Pooper Scooper. Am I allowed to change the title at all, into something like UnBooks:The Pooper Scooper? I haven't been able to find an answer to this. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif The vote was legitimate!  18:11, 31 July 2015 (UTC)

YES. Just don't overdo the modification. I think once someone went a little too creative as in "Submarine murder" into "UnBooks:A tragedy at sea". That's too much. Your example is quite okay. ShabiDOO 18:57, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
I emailed the topic. My topic for HM15 will be 'Furniture'. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 22:28, 31 July 2015 (UTC)

HM Scoring[edit source]

Looks like Grammar Fegelein only gets to vote out of 10 rather than out of 30, so your final 0/90 won't add up. ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

I've changed the scoring for ya, so I can vote out of 30. :) 16:05, 2 August 2015 (UTC)

Hopefully it won't be something I'll come to regret... ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
You won't regret this Mhaille! :) 16:17, 2 August 2015 (UTC)
If my buddy will decide to judge...he can do it out of 10 and we can round the number to 100. Usually if you judge out of 30 you have to write up at least a couple sentences summarising the article. I do a full out review...though if you are super lazy a couple sentences will suffice. if you mark out of 10...it's just the number. you don't have to run down the score or justify it. ShabiDOO 17:40, 2 August 2015 (UTC)

Hi Shab, judging by what MyOwnBadSelf wrote, I think he doesn't want his article to be judged. What do you think? Anton (talk) 00:13, 3 August 2015 (UTC)

Hey...all articles are judged. If it is just a stub...then just give a small review! ShabiDOO 02:03, 3 August 2015 (UTC)

Fourth Judge[edit source]

Hi HappySpaceMan and GrammarFegelein. We need one of you to do indepth judging and one of you to do light. Indepth means giving scores out of 30 with the scores out of 10 for humour, creativity and originality as well as at least a couple sentences of review per article (one sentence if it is a stub). Longer reviews are appreciated.

Light judging means a score from 1-10 representing your over all score for the article based on the happy monkey criteria. You don't have to give any review.

Can you guys work it out here who will do which? ShabiDOO 04:16, 3 August 2015 (UTC)

I'll do indepth judging. 04:45, 3 August 2015 (UTC)

Okay. Settled. Grammar does full out and Sapceman does lite. You have a few days to go over it. The scorring is here. ShabiDOO 05:04, 3 August 2015 (UTC)
Thanks people. I was worried back there, because my page wasn't finished. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 05:54, 3 August 2015 (UTC)

A lot of thanks[edit source]

First, thanks for supporting my campaign for becoming an admin with your original vote! Second, thanks for the compliments about my page, they mean a lot to me. When I started writing, I didn't know a thing about belly fluff and so had to research that, and I was really afraid the article would just be plain boring. I'll try to amend the moment which lost you, when the pages are unlocked. I mean, when I unlock the pages.

And finally, here is the information about the park I was talking about, in English. Gorky Park is to Moscow what Bois de Boulogne is to Paris and the Central Park to New York, pretty much. Anton (talk) 15:34, 3 August 2015 (UTC)

By the way, Shab, I had a question about one of the scores I received, but I don't know if you are allowed to ask the judge about it. He did his job and the review, and it feels like asking him for more details would look like I am begging to reconsider it or that I don't appreciate his review (which I really do). But I just have an impression like the comments do not really match with the note, if you know what I mean. Anton (talk) 17:35, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
Mmmm...in general it's a huge no-no to question the judges and their scoring unless there is something very clearly wrong. I'll ask all of the judges to double check their scores before it is over. Also...you should feel very free (once the competition is over) to ask the judges for some extra constructive criticism...but in the most politest and non-complaining manner possible :) ShabiDOO 20:39, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
Yeah, that was why I was asking. I don't think I will. It isn't as if it was something terribly important. That's right. I lost two days of my life writing about belly fluff for fun! Uncyclopedia can really get you nowhere sometimes. Anton (talk) 23:30, 5 August 2015 (UTC)