User talk:Shabidoo/archive7

about excessively long talk pages.

I saw your complaint about it. It's been an idea sitting on my back-burner for ages, that I've started to kick in, on an "abbreviated" talk page idea. Rather than displaying the whole page, what we usually want is in the last 2 or 3 sections. If I could create something that allows me to vies those last few sections it's be fantastic. So I started working on a concept. Getting the last section transcluded is a doddle. Getting the last few is much more code intensive, and if the page is overly large) say exceeding 100 sections) it adds even more issues. I've experimented at the mirror with a few ideas, but have hit server limitation issues. The server there is not as robust as it is here, but even so, server load is server load, and I'd need to minimise it. Once you've viewed a section, then being able to edit it is a slightly different beast as well. Then there is the problem of having a page to store things. I could have one page that accessed x amount of users talk pages one at a time, but it would have limitations (ie, having to code in which user you were looking at and how to select who was who.) and then there are users who have "unconventional" talk pages. The main point though is that a "solution" to the issue of loading large talk pages on a smart phone is potentially do-able. It's a bit of work involved though. There is an alternate way to do this using JS, but that'd be more a Bizzeebeever solution, as my JS sucks. What are your thoughts? --Nominally Humane! 01:21 06 Jul 13:21, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

And I bet you're glad you cleaned up this page now. --Nominally Humane! 01:21 06 Jul 13:21, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Hey puppy, glad youve been trying to fix broken things in the meantime. Well...summer it be in the northern hemipshere, meaning laziness and whateverness. Glad someone will be working on things!!! --ShabiDOO 14:20, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Started a new section so you'll know I'm alive as a rock can be and that I've started my office chat-test thing but it's just started and not ready yet and I love you

What the title said. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 15:43, 10 July, 2012 (UTC)

Okay, it's (quite) ready now for reviewing! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 10:09, 15 July, 2012 (UTC)

Have you started yours? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 16:56, 16 July, 2012 (UTC)

? SORRY but I just saw you from recent changes... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:50, 16 July, 2012 (UTC)

Hey...no I havent unfortunately. I have little online time here...and I've dedicated it to the retro thing that I've been organising...and voting on VFH, which I dont like to miss. I read your scenario, I liked it...though we may want to reconsider the "its your daughter" line. Can we keep the line equally shoking but without going down the road of incest? --ShabiDOO 19:47, July 16, 2012 (UTC)

Ah, you're one of those busy businessmen! I understand. Removed the incest-part, it was quite too shocking. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 07:53, 18 July, 2012 (UTC)

Why did you remove the nice poem??

I liked it :P Mattsnow 03:27, July 14, 2012 (UTC)

Hahahaha...they are the lyrics from Justin Biebers song. Its very profound stuff!!! --ShabiDOO 03:33, July 14, 2012 (UTC)

You listen to Justin Bieber? This may damage our friendship. Nominally Humane! 12:14 17 Jul

Andorra

Thanks for your help with my article. I've never actually been to Andorra. All I know is that it is the only country on Earth to have two cows on its flag (fact used courtesy of Sheldon Cooper) and that it's really small and it, along with Luxembourg, Malta, Vatican City, San Marino and Liechtenstein, can fit inside the state of Rhode Island.

So thanks once more with my Andorra article. If you have any more ideas you can submit them to the article or you can over them with me on my talk page and ask for my approval or whatnot. Have a good day! Or night... or whatever. User:Matthlock/sig2 17:32, July 18, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks

For making a noob feel welcome. Ratfactor (talk) 18:11, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

Knock-knock! You home?!

Hi! I seem to remember some impudent chap importuning me for a share button. Was that you?!?! Was that you!?!? YES IT WAS! WHO'S AN IMPATIENT LITTLE SHABIDOO? WHO? YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE! GOOGA-GOOGA-GOOGA! Peek-a-boo! (tickles Shabidoo's feet)

Anywho, I have just the thing, and it's going to be added site-wide at some point. However: I need a couple of people to test it for me, first, and since you ...y'know... asked me for it on my talk page ...twice... I naturally thought of you. Here's all you need to do:

1. Cut and paste the following code into your monobook or uncyclopedia javascript file (depending on which theme you use):

importScript( "User:Bizzeebeever/scripts/sharing.js" );
importStylesheet( "User:Bizzeebeever/styles/sharing.css" );

2. Clear your cache using the instructions on that page

Any ideas for improvement would be appreciated (although I'll probably just ignore them and then pelt you with rotten peaches and dried-out pickles). Thanks! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jul 26 '12 21:15 (UTC)

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Awsome...I just did that java thing on my java page (which I did not even know existed). It works aboslutely perfectly. The only suggestion I would give...is so either make the share button bigger or put it at the top as, I didnt even realise it was there until I scrolled down and was searching for it. But it looks really really really COOL!!! I here-by award you 100 Uncyclopedia-Bucks. Spend them however you like :) :) :) --ShabiDOO 22:01, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

Cool. I can certainly make it taller, and put it near the top of the page, but if I make it wider, it may cover up some elements (like the edit-section link) which would piss some folks off. (I think it may do that anyway in monobook.) I was hoping that its blue color would make it stand out from the rest of the page. Keep testing it, and let me know of any bugs you run across. Oh, and P.S.: Java is not the same thing as JavaScript. :)  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jul 26 '12 22:11 (UTC)

Indeed. You are wise BB. But poop...is not the same as poop! We must always remember to discern the subtle shades of meanings. The thing about having the tab in blue...is that...at least on my chrome...the lower bar is blue...and the scroll bars are also blue...and so maybe the share doesnt stand out because of that. Maybe. Could be. Perhaps. Depending on the weather. And such. And so on. --ShabiDOO 22:39, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

Ah, I see! Could you show me a screenshot? Because I don't have Windows 7 (that's what you're using, right?). If this tab really blends into the background, I may try and come up with a different color or shape or something. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jul 27 '12 0:52 (UTC)

Here is a screen shot. Though...maybe its really just my browser with the operating system I'm using. Blue is a nice colour afterall. --ShabiDOO 02:01, July 27, 2012 (UTC)

Wow, XP just like me. Lol. I definitely see what you're saying, about it not being prominent against that color scheme. Vista and 7 are a little less blue, and Mac OS X is mostly silver, but from what I've seen of Windows 8, blue is pretty standard. I'll see what I can do. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jul 27 '12 5:56 (UTC)

Hey Shabi

Your uncle scooby called. He says he wants his little suffix thing back. Ha, I bet you even talk like him too, what with the excessive amount of R's and stuff. --Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 04:18, August 2, 2012 (UTC)

Did you...

Miss this message? User:Matthlock/sig2 19:51, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

Hey. No I didnt. Id like to work on it...but I'm pretty busy this summer and I am working with Cathtecolourful on an article now (so slowly I think its driving him crazy). So if you are patient, then yeah, we could colab in September or so. --ShabiDOO 20:40, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

You almost spelled my name right! : ) Nah, just kidding. The slowness doesn't mind me, I can wait! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:15, 5 August, 2012 (UTC)

Hey there

How are you? —  (talk) (contributions) 04:21, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

Also this is new username Yrtneg (talk) 05:01, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

iBauer

Thank you very much for your vote. I always used to thank people (until someone acted like a bent prick). It is a nice gesture and I want to continue it. Much appreciated! Cheers!--Funnybony    10:53, Aug 15

My pleasure funnybony. Dont worry about the nillion article, I could do an economic one in a similar vein. Cheers

BWAHAHA you forgot to sign you post thaz the funniest shit EVAR lololol! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 09:39, 19 August, 2012 (UTC)

Shabidoo & U

Shabi, mate, Nillion is a take on the concept of infinity being economics (if there was no debt ceiling that would solve everything). And it's a poke at a piece of history you might not know about, e.g., The Uncounted Enemy lie scandal where Westy caused an extra 30,000 American teenagers to be killed in Vietnam (and a million more Vietnamese) by his dog-faced lying about real enemy troop strength. A lie which prolonged the war a number of unnecessary and bloody years. I give the Wikipedia link to the scandal in case you like a good story. Anyway, we are collaba-taters on this, and I think it's ready for VFH. But will you vote for it? Cheers!--Funnybony    19:33, Aug 26

You...

You have the best. User. Page. Ever. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 07:20, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

My god...you speak the truth! --ShabiDOO 15:00, October 8, 2012 (UTC)

...light up my life

Hello, and thanks for the kind words about Peacock. I haven't been back since, and am glad you liked it. I've been out of the loop here for a few months, so am unaware of anything going on, just like in real life. But I will return with a vengence some day (not a literal vengence, but writing a lot) and will look forward to working with you again. Ghosts and goblins!!! Al 16:14 October 4

yay you're alive

<3 ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:46, October 13, 2012 (UTC)

Hola, ¿cómo ha estado?

I made this UnNews. Have fun reading about America's favorite creeper! -- the dorky contralto 21:32, October 24, 2012 (UTC)

Jajaja. ¿Por dios que es esta pagina? Es una mezcla de cursi, paranoia y risas. Hoy he comido cuatro enchiladas del horno caseras. ¡Que ricas! ¡Viva la comida mejicana!

I look forward to seeing your article when it's finished :) --ShabiDOO 03:13, October 25, 2012 (UTC)

My article is finished. Y también he completado otro articulo. -- the dorky contralto 17:04, October 27, 2012 (UTC)

Ya lo leo. ¿Tambien, hablas portuguese? Supongo que ademas hables ruso y mongoliano jajajaja. I will read the articles immediately. --ShabiDOO 11:27, October 29, 2012 (UTC)

ja ja, ya quisiera hablar ruso y mongólico...ja ja -- the dorky contralto 22:07, October 29, 2012 (UTC)

Beep!

Sleep is nothing. Come back to Magic man's horny battlefield and discuss our options! --POP!GoesTheWeasel 10:55, October 29, 2012 (UTC)

I can't replicate that bug

I updated Chrome, and the share-tab works fine for me, so I'm going to assume it is some issue with your version of Chrome--one of your extensions, perhaps? Let me know if the issue has gone away. Thanks. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Nov 4 '12 11:33 (UTC)

Who starts the article?

Now that we've reached some form of conclusion, Magic man is suggesting someone starts an article. Problem is, no one has. Or has someone already started an article. Forgive my ignorance, it is contributed from my inactivity because I recently moved into a new home and as you know, in the first few days, my Internet gets real horny and stuff. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 04:08, November 8, 2012 (UTC)

Ola

I didn't mean to piss you off by reverting all your edits to 1947 Horse-Throwing Competition. It's just that that's one of my favorite articles, and I spoke to one of the guys who was a part of TOAST, and he wasn't too impressed with the changes, either, so I figured I could change it back, and you would understand. The thing is, it may have issues, but it is also written from a lunatic's perspective, so it's hard to improve, you know?  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Nov 10 '12 6:06 (UTC)

I'm not pissed off. How did you get in touch with TOAST?

By the way, turns out it was some kind of blocker I was using that didnt let the like button work. Having said that, don't you think its time to make it go global? --ShabiDOO 15:12, November 10, 2012 (UTC)

I'm glad you understand; I just happened to talk to Mr. TOAST Dude #3 because he and I are both on IRC a lot.

As for the Sharing tab, yeah, I would've liked to have it site-wide two three months ago. Problem is, I need an admin to fiddle the MediaWiki:Gadgets page (and a couple others), and unfortunately, none of our (two) active admins seem to know anything about that sort of thing. It'll get done ...eventually. I guess. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Nov 10 '12 17:04 (UTC)

I never said hi

Hi. →L A B O R A T O R I E S_{22:45 18 November 2012}

Also, I agree with you: A double-intensity FF month is a great idea. We can trim all that sucks and than grab everything else and go. Now we need the admins to agree. →L A B O R A T O R I E S_{15:37 19 November 2012}

I have a couple blow torches and napalm :) --ShabiDOO 16:20, November 19, 2012 (UTC)

LET'S GET THIS SHIT ON THE ROAD *whips out MG42* →L A B O R A T O R I E S_{15:10 20 November 2012}

Nillion

Hi Shabi. After I fixed it up pretty tight I never got around to renoming it because I got into a losing streak and didn't want to waste it. But it's our collab, and I'm happy with the infinity angle - which is kinda like the QE concept actually has become. You're welcome to give it a try. I hope you're well. Cheers!--Funnybony    17:43, Nov 20

Koch Brothers on VFH

There's more to it now. Please reread and see if you want to flip your vote. Spıke ¬ 18:16 20-Nov-12

Hi SPIKE. I re-read the article. I think I don't quite get it for a few reasons. First...I actually have no idea who those people are (as I follow little American news, which only gives me an outline of whats goign on). In fact, I get most of my (un)information about the US by reading unnews articles (which I feel...surprisingly...educates me more than real news). My only comment, is that perhaps in some spots, perhaps it would be useful to directly hit the joke on the spot in place of some padding and so many metaphores. But thats my point of view, and I wouldn't even know how to do that myself. I hope what I said was at all useful. --ShabiDOO 02:12, November 22, 2012 (UTC)

Very well--You might never be enthusiastic about this one as a feature, as it is definitely for the crazed fan of US politics. Trying to spell it out for the non-US reader (any more than pointing to the Wikipedia article) might be tiresome for the target audience--for whom I do feel that I hit most jokes on the spot. The metaphors are late additions to try to provide a little something for everyone. However, thanks for your insight. Spıke ¬ 02:40 22-Nov-12

You basically said it all. My pleasure SPIKE. --ShabiDOO 02:49, November 22, 2012 (UTC)

Forum:Shabidoo = SPIKE

What are you doing raising the accusation that we are the same user with different sockpuppets? To quote Pogo Possum: I'd punch you in the face, if I were a bit surer it isn't true. Spıke ¬ 15:02 22-Nov-12

SPIKE. Try to not make such a big deal out of this. Just because we are the same person using two different accounts, doesn't mean we have to fight publically. We can fight each other tonight after drinking a big bottle of whisky. Okay. Just simmer down a little and this will all pass over. --ShabiDOO 16:35, November 22, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry, I never drink alone Spıke ¬ 17:58 22-Nov-12

Hello

This is PopGoesTheWeasel, currently on vacation in China(no, this is not a joke. I am seriously there now. In Wuhan, to be specific) and I managed to bail out with my laptop and some internet so ... yeah.

There has been little progress on the colab thingy with Magic man. I think he really wants one of us to start the article instead of him. What do you say? --POP!GoesTheWeasel 04:08, November 25, 2012 (UTC)

Your comment was fantastic.

If it was funny, you should probs vote for or against. What do you say?--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 01:53, November 28, 2012 (UTC)

I changed the vote count...when I voted. You dig? --ShabiDOO 03:15, November 28, 2012 (UTC)

I don't see how though? Comments count as votes? --SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 21:30, November 28, 2012 (UTC)

Listen NOOB, Im going to beat your face into a hamburger and steal your lunch money for the rest of the semester...okay?! If it was a comment instead of a vote, I would have put 'comment' or abstain or non-vote in front of it, and not changed the score +1. There's no rule saying you have to put for or sure or hell yeah or fucking eh or this confirms that I am voting in favour of this. Also, I'm not sure anyone has ever voted against a user in noobofthemoment as that would almost always be dickish, and also, comments are allowed: if someone doesn't want to vote but leave a comment...it's fair game, and also it's nice to see you taking it all so seriously. If you put that enthusiasm into your articles, I'm sure youll be spitting out one heck of a lot of good things you know. If you like, feel free to add a 'for' infront of my entry on the noobofthemoment page, you have my permission, and in case you still find this all confusing then I will proclaim it here and now: I officially vote in favour of Kamek98 being considered an official noobofthemoment. Okay? All right? You have three seconds to take off before I get the meat grinder out...ya see? --ShabiDOO 21:49, November 28, 2012 (UTC)

p.s. Also, feel free to stop by this page if you have any article content related questions per your articles or per mine, which is stuff I delight in seeing on this page. --ShabiDOO 21:49, November 28, 2012 (UTC)

That was moving.*sniffles*--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 00:43, November 29, 2012 (UTC)

The Burgers

The burgers aren't doing well but I have an insatiable appetite. Are you going to pick them up for me or something? --POP!GoesTheWeasel 10:56, December 2, 2012 (UTC)

Office Chit and yes it seems that I just wrote it wrong. I apologize.

Hey, I noticed that you had done some edits actually! But... I believe either you or me got something wrong. You see, as I remember it, the idea was that I do 2 scenes of OC, and you do your own 2 scenes of OC. What I'm seeing, is that you fixed some mistakes in my scenes, made it a bit funnier, and added some new material (which works, altough still needs some editing as you left some of my parts completely like that they were in the beginning, making the discussion sound a bit stupid. But that can be fixed, so no worries). But I don't care, as long as something is happening. And as I believe something is happening, can we, like continue? If you're still interested on writing it/not too busy/high enough, that is. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 19:11, 7 December, 2012 (UTC)

Hey Cat. Of course I want to work on it. What I thought is that we would write each section and then edit it. I think we both need to pass through it with an editorial eye. That being said, my last edit should NOT be taken as authoritative. If you don't like some changed, or if you even don't like it at all, UNDO it, you SHOULD unto it if you think things should stay or if we should edit it (or not edit it at all) in a different way. Of course I wanna work on this with you...you big soupy sugary syrrupy marshmellowy ninja. --ShabiDOO 19:24, December 7, 2012 (UTC)

Aww cute! I'll invent somethingsomething and come back here after few days with somethingsomething, which is, hopefully, new material. It's wonderful that we can continue! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 19:37, 7 December, 2012 (UTC)

Bitcoin on VFH

Thanks for your HO (as in IMHO). I minced a few words in Section 5 to address part of your criticism. I suspect another part of your criticism is that this section is not original absurdity but commentary about how the concept was absurd to begin with. Yup, that's true. Spıke ¬ 23:16 7-Dec-12

One of the biggest problems with lists, is that, at least for me, each entry is much like an individual paragraph in narrative form, and it's much harder to be funny in one sentence than in a paragraph. Whenever I include a list, I try to make every entry in the list honestly funny, and at least one of them should be LOL. I think that any list with more than say, 8 entries, is quite unlikely to pull it off, at least I've never read a list longer than that which worked. But that's just me :) --ShabiDOO 00:34, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

Kangaroo Hopskotch

Thanks for your vote at Kangaroo Hopscotch, wait, I mean at HowTo:Beet off, more warmer thanks for the kind words you wrote there. I saw your note on the red-link user page of the guy who voted (he probably thought he just had to change the number). That's the first time I've seen that, and I guess him and another user voted on the page direct from the begging-votes note on the display when you come to the site. That's pretty cool, and shows that "the general public" will probably like the page if it makes it. I am humbled and ashamed. Not for the article, but for beeting off in public today in front of those high school girls. I don't know why they laughed, I really don't. I thought I was doing it right. Wasn't I? Aleister 3:30 17decemb12 (I almost wrote "beeting off in public today at the vigil in Sandy Hook" but figured that would be too much. It was too much. Wasn't it?} (I just about ended that last sentence with the words "Remember the Maine" but that would have been wrong. Wouldn't it?)

p.s. Damn. I just google/binged "Kangaroo hopscotch" and people have actually used the term before.

Idiot savant

...is what you are, sir, and I thank you for it. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Dec 25 '12 8:25 (UTC)

Even though I am mentally retarded, they say I can do numbers good. --ShabiDOO 01:30, December 26, 2012 (UTC)

holy shit you typed all that beautiful man --POP!GoesTheWeasel 08:08, December 26, 2012 (UTC)

Aww thanks Shabidoo... I'm a 'ranchy guy' or however you spelled it... I'll come at new year's eve there to pay a visit in your head and steal all the catnip and grass you have there... (You have all the things cats dream of inside your head.) That's a promise! Also, about Office Chat, I don't know if you've noticed but I did few small changes there as I didn't want to undo you. Now some parts of the dialogue look quite... ummm... howdayaspellit... 'sane'? I also added some extra dialogue as 'funny fillings'. But I think I have to still work on it. I'm just informing here that I've risen from my grave and ready to some crazy crazy crazy (AAARGH NO ONE DIRECTION!!!) editwar with you! I'll be waiting when you stop you're partying and once you've recovered in the hospital, just tell me and I'll continue. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 09:25, 26 December, 2012 (UTC)

Should I? Could I? WILL I?

I'm thinking about nominating Willy Wonka, but I want an opinion.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 17:45, December 26, 2012 (UTC)

It could use some polishing, the padding in the sentences could use some cuts. It could also use a unified concept, but it definately has GREAT potential! :) --ShabiDOO 17:53, December 26, 2012 (UTC)

Wanna collab on it? --SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 17:56, December 26, 2012 (UTC)

I would be delighted to. I hope you don't mind if its done at a snails pace, no pressure/stress :)

So uhh...any ideas per an overall concept? --ShabiDOO 18:31, December 26, 2012 (UTC)

I already put it on VFH, maybe grammar clean up could still be done. I reread it and decided that it covers basically everything that is needed. Instead, wanna collab on User:Kamek98/Qin Shi Huang? I'm sporking it.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 23:05, December 26, 2012 (UTC)

I don't think its ready and I'm not sure it will make it through VFH. If yes, great, if not, we can work on it. --ShabiDOO 00:03, December 27, 2012 (UTC)

You're gay.

Nominally Humane! 08:54 28 Dec

What makes you think that? Just because I love having salty pesises in my throat doesn't mean I'm gay. Just because my boyfriend works in the fashion industry and has impeccable finger nails does not automatically label me gay! Just because I find hot wet vaginas stomache churningly horrid, does not mean I'm gay. Why would you think that? --ShabiDOO 09:30, December 28, 2012 (UTC)

Hey Shab!

Wishing you a Happy New Year! I was pretty inactive for a while. What happened with our article about User:Mattsnow/Krypton (planet)? I think there is a load of good ideas in there. Mattsnow 23:55, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Well if you want to take a dig go ahead! I may not be active too much for a while. Mattsnow 23:50, January 2, 2013 (UTC)

Hey Matt...how are you? Happy New Years to you as well. I'm still thinking about the article and I want to do a few little edits. I'm sure it will work out in the long run. I also won't have much time to edit as of next week, but I'll still work on a few articles and such. HAPPY 2013 MO FO!!!!!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 02:23, January 3, 2013 (UTC)

Much appreciated

Wow! Shabi - Thank you so much for the kind vote and words - which mean more to me than even possibly getting any award. Very much appreciated. And congrats on the New Years news - you took a little seed and made a big funny tree - bravo!!! Cheers!--Funnybony    12:51, Jan 1

I undid your revert

The table idea was passed by Frosty on IRC and without the table, some articles are misplaced. Just give it a chance, K?--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 14:55, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

Two things: we don't need to pass things like this by admins, formatting such as this, as far as I know is based on community consensus, especially if a user created it and it's never been edited since. Even more especially when only two users care about it (you and me). Second: I have no problem with tables, but it looks really terrible in that format if the tables don't align. I'm all for having tables, but please code it so the tables are all the same size and don't look clunky.

Third thing: You are my long lost brother and I love you very much. --ShabiDOO 15:01, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

1) Alright 2) I have no idea how to code the tables to align, for the last I know it was based on the length of the name of the article that made a table bigger and what not. Maybe we could find a code soon? 3) I know! <3 --  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 15:05, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

I have around 10 minutes a day to do uncyclopedia stuff this week. Would you mind asking frosty on IRC? That would be cool! --ShabiDOO 21:12, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

I will when he's on.--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:14, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

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Re: {{Logo}}

This also would've worked: {{Logo|image=notFeatured.png|width=225px|left=-20px|top=-80px|visible=true}}. The proper keyword is the "visible=true"; that keeps the potato. /me punches self ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Feb 1 '13 3:13 (UTC)

Thanks BB! Helpful code if I want to change it around in the future!

Now onto a more important question. Chicken, Beef, Kosher or Tofu? --ShabiDOO 05:39, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

Will you please

Re-elephant me? —  (talk) (contributions) Feb 1 2013 23:26.

Yeah. Okay. But the initiation hazing will be brutal and arduous! Are you ready? --ShabiDOO 02:20, 3 February 2013 (UTC)

Maybe. Ok. ~Y KUN — 09 February MMXIII 22-24-18 ☯

Hello mr. Shabbbbbbbbbbbbsomething

I was just wondering about that, umm, happy monkey (?) competition there has been few times. Now, I don't remember when it is usually held for I have the memory of a braindead fish, so I have some questions; is it held this year? When it is held? Also, is it held on both Uncyclopedias? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 10:54, 21 February, 2013 (UTC)

Hey Cat...I'm thinking about March 20th. The competition will be the same, 36 hours to write an article on an assigned topic. I'm doing it here on this wiki as SPIKE and Chief have never written an article for the competition anyways and Ali is a fence sitter :) --ShabiDOO 10:59, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

March 20th... Four days before my birthday yay! That suits atleast for me pretty well! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:35, 22 February, 2013 (UTC)

Yeah...wait...someone has just announced the PLS. --ShabiDOO 13:16, 22 February 2013 (UTC)

Daamn... Does it mean that HMC is moved to a later date? Well then... erm... Well, contact me when you have information or a new date ok? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:19, 24 February, 2013 (UTC)

Articles

I'm glad that you liked my articles. It's always nice to know that people like my work. --ProfessorScience (talk) 02:39, 23 February 2013 (UTC)

He likes them because he has a dragon in his anus. No, I don't believe in Blue Beam or whatever it is either. And are you holding a Happy Monkey on March 20th??? Rumors abound. I count the days (23 or 24 more to go). Aleister 23:30 24-2-'13

Aleister it... I... emm... I'm not sure, but it seems Happy M is held later. Atleast what I understood what Shabby said... Can't say sure but... ... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 13:14, 25 February, 2013 (UTC)

I just left a message on Hotadmin's page that I'll do it on the 20th of March. Now the fun stuff begins like branding this years poster and getting people to participate without spamming too many talk pages ;) I'm glad to see you guys are already enthusiastic! --ShabiDOO 15:15, 25 February 2013 (UTC)

Sign me up before it starts, said the maid to the gardener. Aleister 00:39 27-2-'13

OMG so it's held at 20th anyways? WOOHOO! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 08:49, 27 February, 2013 (UTC)

Oh it's on! --ShabiDOO 09:28, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

Dear long-lost brethren

Dear long-lost brethren, I would like it SOOOO much if you were to writith about thy HMC 2013 in thy USP press room, by turnover time for the 7th. Which means as soon as possible.

Peace out, brethren.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 22:28 3.05.13

ergergoijvnnnnnnndf

Will you please do a Pee Review on Oreo shake? The real thing is kind of dead. Thank you in advance. —  (talk) (contributions) 23:17, 5 March 2013 (UTC)

Oh, and by "the real thing", I mean the forum. —  (talk) (contributions) 23:18, 5 March 2013 (UTC)

I will with pleasure. --ShabiDOO 01:03, 9 March 2013 (UTC)

Shabidoo, my long lost brethren

You should go over dos and don'ts with Y. He left an against vote on WOTM, AKA a dick move. Not rebelling, in case you thought I was, since I'm the nom he left the against vote on, but he'd benefit from it. ps i am pissed  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:31 3.08.13

Agreed. I can understand his intentions, but in any case, against votes are touchy re:positive awards. --ShabiDOO 01:02, 9 March 2013 (UTC)

Get on teh IRC more

<3  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 01:50 3.16.13

:what he said: —  (talk) (contributions) 05:44:05 2013/03/16 UTC

Yo

I think you voted on da wrong page. Uncyclopedia:VFH/Nillion (2nd nomination) is what you want rather than Uncyclopedia:VFH/Nillion which you just edited. MrN 19:59. Mar 17. 2013

hey...yes youre right. By the way...you should participate in..i.or judge happymonkey. --ShabiDOO 21:22, 17 March 2013 (UTC)

I be judge...

...if you don't find anyone else. My sense of humour certainly is "different". Style  Guide 20:52, 18 March 2013 (UTC)

yeah um

You'll have to guide me through how to judge the competition. (System, what to look for etc) if that's alright with you. I've never judged a competition before --—  (talk) (contributions) 05:29:32 2013/03/19 UTC

Hi Shab...

Can you start HMC 20 minutes earlier because I can't hold on my pants anymore? :D Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 14:38, 20 March, 2013 (UTC)

Hahahaha. Ill post your topic first in a moment. --ShabiDOO 14:39, 20 March 2013 (UTC)

My questions one. What time is the contest over tomorrow? UTC time and all. Thanks. Al today

Hey doesn't it say so on your post? You have 36 hours...so...you have until 9am on Friday. --ShabiDOO 20:35, 20 March 2013 (UTC)

What time in UTC time? And 9 a.m. on Friday seems to be 48 hours, not 36. You're confusing me, man, I need six drinks /drinks six drinks Ah, now I'm fine, everything is in the pink, please, kind sure, what day and time would that be in UTC time? Very appreciative, Aleister 13:34 21-3-'13

You are correct. 9pm today or 3.00 itch Friday. My appologies. Goes and has 24 beers. --ShabiDOO 15:10, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

Question

Am I allowed to use a smosh (YouTube comedy channel) video with a cop shooting someone as a gif for my entry? They do use that as one of there jokes but it's the only way I can find a cop shooting a teenager. And the video is some guy shooting a J-walker but my use of it won't be because the guy is J-walking.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 23:51 3.20.13

you can use it butthats not the most original thing. Consider different ways to illustrate the article. Perhaps less literal images. I always enjoy browsing nice images and finding novel ways to incorporate them into articles. Have fun. --ShabiDOO 00:20, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

I think it'll get by, barely.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 00:25 3.21.13

Butthats

Style  Guide 06:05, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

done.

Sorry, but I won't have time tomorrow to edit. This is all I got :/  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 00:41 3.21.13

Whooa whoa whoa

OK So I just told Matthlock something about that collabs are against the rules, but I just started thinking... is it? Is collabs against the rules? Have I just fed Matthock with dirty, childish and venomous lies? AM I GOING TO HELL?!! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:20, 21 March, 2013 (UTC)

This is an individual contest. No Colabs . You aren't going to hell. --ShabiDOO 12:15, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

Uploading a pic

My computer isn't uploading a particular pic on this site, likely because of my problem with my machine not being able to fully load here, even with the cache cleaned out. Can someone please upload a picture for me which will be used in happy monkey? Thanks. Here is the pic loaded somewhere else. Aleister 20:11 21-3-'13

What time?

Thanks for the above. I saw you said the contest has two hours more to go, do you mean it? I thought it was over at the equivilant of 9 p.m. eastern U.S. time, which was 33 minutes ago. Can we keep going? Thanks. Aleister 1:34 22-3-'13

p.s. Zombiebaron stopped too, so as long as one person stopped at 9 p.m., me too.

Ummm...it will be 9pm in New York in 20 minutes. But if you need an extra hour...its honestly not a problem. I hereby extend the contest an extra hour. --ShabiDOO 01:41, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

I actually think the contest has been extended by one hour for every edition! --ShabiDOO 01:48, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

I think the confusion arises from the fact that nowhere in the world is currently using EST. Eastern North America is currently on EDT time. Daylight Savings Time. It is currently 10pm in New York. -- The Zombiebaron 01:59, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

Ahhhhhhh...I see what you mean. I suppose the clock hasn't been set back yet in New York or the clock has already been set forward in Western Europe. In any case...its only 02.00 UTC ... so there is still one hour to go. --ShabiDOO 02:03, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 02:08, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

What? Now you tell me (I had left the building after my last note above and didn't see this). My fault for not hanging around. Good show guys! Aleister 18:32 22-3-'13

Judging rules not that clear

10 points per category to deal out between all articles, or 10 possible in each category for each article? I counted around 90 points even without mine, so I might have done fucked it up even more. -- Style  Guide 08:28, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

Um...it seems like you did it all fine. Thanks a lot for the good reviewing and stuff! Very nice judging mo fo. --ShabiDOO 14:32, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

¿Tú

hablas español? —  (talk) (contributions) 20:13:58 2013/03/23 UTC

Happy Monkey Competition

I have done the Crimean War, my UnReviews:The Crimean War. Sorry for the delay, I had the flu for a day or so. --IFYMB! (talk) 23:32, 23 March 2013 (UTC)

If you PROMISE and swear to god on the holy book of Harry Potter that you spent no more than 36 hours on it...I'll allow it :) --ShabiDOO 19:07, 24 March 2013 (UTC)

Just wanted to say thanks for 3rd place and your comments. Well done for being able to run the contest so efficiently. --IFYMB! (talk) 21:31, 26 March 2013 (UTC)

My pleasure duder! --ShabiDOO 04:09, 27 March 2013 (UTC)

Thanks a lot from... everything

Yeah, thanks from the manyworded review of the article. Y gave me the best scores but... it was sort of short of (ahahahaha) words... Yeah, as you may know, 36 hours is a short especially when all contestants don't have the whole 36 hours time to to write. I wrote mine on a night of beautiful fullmoon, listening japanese pop and typing all to my phone. Ah, those memories... What?

But yeah, I didn't have much time so I uncreatifully put cursewords when I couldn't think of anything else. Those ideas about softening the words with ridiculous ways was awesome! All the other ideas were awesome as well, I'll keep them in mind. And, unlike my last years Polytheism which is still badly unfinished, this something I'll work on. I will make it as a full, beautiful article with a beautiful 'featured' stamped on it. Or so I wish... But yeah, thanks from the awesome review man, I've started alerady counting days to next year's competition :3 Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 15:52, 25 March, 2013 (UTC)

Hey Cat. Was my pleasure. I never mind writing pee reviews if the constructive criticism is appreciated. I'm glad you participated and hope you enjoyed it. It is a pretty helarious competition when you think about it! Hows the weather in Finland? We are still having very cold days and its March. You must be all Frozen up there. --ShabiDOO 04:18, 26 March 2013 (UTC)

Well the wather is getting a bit better :D Most of the snow has already melted already, I'm having some really hopeful thoughts of getting a warm summer this year. :D So you haev cold too? Do youlive in Scandinavia too? Or some north-place anyways? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 05:59, 26 March, 2013 (UTC)

Check the scores

I came in 4th place dude  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 06:32 3.26.13

SO? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 06:34, 26 March, 2013 (UTC)

And a fine fourth place it was. It was a good piece, and hopefully you will polish it and add/subtract to it and give the "Happy Monkey Contest" another fine feature. Aleister later that month

:D lol Cat and I will Aleister!  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 23:08 3.26.13

Yes...your article was 4th and you should have been in the honourable mentions. Shame on me. Shame shame shame. --ShabiDOO 04:09, 27 March 2013 (UTC)

I'z a happy monkey

Thank you for lots of things: for running a great contest (and for having the drive to run it), for your very useful comments and the lengths of your pee reviews. You have given me a lot to work with, and I will act on your ideas to improve the page. And thanks for the creative award itself, I like the wavy monkey!

I do need help with two photos again if you'd be so kind. I've been editing and polishing the page on the other side of the island, and there are two photos which my machine won't allow to be transferred here. Here is the page, and I've put your pee review under the article to refer to it. I'd love to have your comments on the two new sections - the preface and the afterword. The two pics are of a dog howling at the moon near the start of the article, and the monkey in the spacesuit in the afterward. They just won't load here (thanks once again!!!!!).

Yeah, more frisbee is a good idea, and less pendulum experiment (although I'll keep it in to honor MrN, who came up with the pendulum experiment on Above Top Secret and pushed the idea through a discussion with some other users who didn't get what he was talking about. Sort of an inside joke, but MrN deserves the nod for inspiration. And if I may ask, who suggested the title?) Thanks again, and I've already gotten to work on your suggestions! Al 8:25 26-3-'13

Later. Much more work on your suggestions, and general polishing. I used a couple of your lines just as written! Thanks! It's almost ready to be moved here once the two pics are transferred over (I tried again, and nope. I got one pic of a dog and a moon just in case), so any help with that is worth its weight in electronic gold. I'll put the copy here up first on both sites, so there's a record of the page as it was judged in the contest. This one took some time, which is all the more reason to get it in as good a shape as I can. Aleister 16:31 26-3-'13

Thanks for your answer on my talk page, but I must come here to thank you for thinking of the title of the happy monkey entrant. It was a very good title, as is the gravity one (that must be written - and if not the contestant, who had his chance (I forget who had it) you may be the best one to do it! Yay! And thanks for the happy monkey pic, hm for short. The quinoa pic came well after the article (that's one of the pages I work on articles on, and Spike uploaded a quinoa pic of a package he had in his kitchen after I told him about "discovering" it as a very good food. I have it once or twice a week now. The dog howling at the moon pic is not the same one as on the polish page, I have to choose which one is better. Maybe the one here, with the dog on the cliff, conveys more feeling. I dunno. Well, I'll get everything uploaded now and transfer the page here. Thanks again for everything (contest, title, pics, judging, pee review, your ma and grandma, getting people into the game, and the great gravity article you will write). Al 10:40 27-3-'13

Rock and roll Ali. Ali ali ali. Just tell me the names of any pics from the wikia site or the links to an image via google search and I'll happily upload them. Okis? --ShabiDOO 23:37, 27 March 2013 (UTC)

Thanks, but it looks like they're all here. I've done a little more editing on the Debbie walking in New York chapter on the Moon page, it feels like an article I can keep polishing and loading with more information for awhile yet. MrN found some great vids about one of the topics discussed, and I put them on the talk page. I'm looking forward to watching them (or at least one and skim the other). I should put some vids there about Wilhelm Reich too, and a couple from the thread where MrN discusses the pendulum experiement. That's a page and talk page I can keep adding to for weeks. Aleister 00:51 28-3-'13

El artículo tiene que ser un FA. —  (talk) (contributions) 02:08:16 2013/04/06 UTC