User talk:Shabidoo/archive6

Hello

Clean talk page? Fire in the hole!

When I looked for a picture to put here, this seemed funny in a weird sort of way (a counter weight to your "white as the ten months of snow in Siberia!"), and now I want to come back and say thank you. I'd never seen this pic before, and it was uncategorized so it was hidden away on some obscure article. This is really a find. I love it, an as far-out as you can take something kind of picture. I want to blow it up and put it on a whole page. And Maniac1075 will probably like it too! Thanks. Al 00:33 19-2-'12

p.s. Almost on a chance accident because of checking recent pages, I've used the pic on a quickie page called Stairway To Heaven. 2:01 19-2-'12

I have done what you have asked

I have given the respective scores for each article for the happy monkey competition, just like you asked. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 01:40, February 19, 2012 (UTC)

Pop...I could never thank you enoguh. You are light, you are brilliance...you are the shivering hush that plights the vagueries of all and nothing. My eternal ever so sincere thanks. A thanks that transcends gratitude. You are that very things...that which I cannot express. !!! @@@ ### !!! -ShabiDOO 04:03, February 19, 2012 (UTC)

Judge not...

Did you take my name of the judging list? It's no longer on there. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 13:52, Feb. 19, 2012

He found out I paid you in elf scalps, and took you off. It was quite a controversy for awhile. Just lay low and they're forget about it in a couple of days. Aleister 13:54 19-2-'12

Hey Kip. Im really sorry, but as I didn't have any word from you, I asked Chief to do it. Sorry...again, I was really hoping to wrap up the tournament today. I still have a couple reviews to do. If you like you can review them now and I'll create another column (so the score will be out of 110), but only if you can promise to review them all today before midnight UTC (i.e. don't bother if you can't review them all). If you don't care to review the articles, you can help me take care of a tie breaker if there is one. OKAY!

--ShabiDOO 17:24, February 19, 2012 (UTC)

...or ye shall not be judged. Thanks for the great pee review, with the scores I hope won't, if you planned on going as high as that, go over but rest exactly at 40.6. Your advice makes mucho sense, as did Chief's, and I already had plans for the page. Did you see BB's great chop for the final pic of Richard Simmons! Thanks. Aleister 00:32 20-2-'12

Hey Ali...I wasn't finished the pee review...theres more to see. Just make sure you read all the new stuff. Thanks again for all the enthusiasm and turning out a great article! --ShabiDOO 00:38, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

Saw it, will get to the new stuff, although you were too kind and maybe should trim 3.4 points off for overall or something. Eliza Doolittle 00:53 20-2-'12

you let another user chop an image for you? You are a disgrace. You are disqualified from the tournament and if I can find a way Ill have you banned for decades. I'm also deducting 3.6 points from your score. SHAME. SHAME ON YOU! --ShabiDOO 01:20, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

I know, I know. My shame is great. Maybe you can reconsider for .2 points, and just deduct 3.4 points from my score? But it's your choice, my leige. (just watched the Simpson's 500th episode)Aleister 1:50 20-2-'12

Minus one more point for watching the simpsons! Get to your editing and polishing! --ShabiDOO 02:12, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

Curious

How did you get the noobs to join the comp? They had great articles! Mattsnow 03:53, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

Raisins! Never underestimate the alure of raisins! They are sweet, full of vitamins and keep you regular. Yeah. Raisins !!! --ShabiDOO 03:57, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

I thought you attracted them with candy, as is your habit... Mattsnow 04:20, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

No. Just raisins. Yeah. Raisins!!! --ShabiDOO 04:23, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

Thank you

A formal thank you for all the advice, for the good score (although I thought you were serious about taking 3.4 off, too late now, sigh), and for the fun. If you weren't here to do it Happy Monkey would have eaten a poison banana (like the real Happy Monkey did) and faded away. Thanks for keeping it alive and chirping. And wow, 16 full pee reviews in a short amount of time, each one detailed and helpful - you are in a very real sense the true winner of the contest (then you lost all that goodwill and good deeds in heaven credit by thinking ICameHereInACloche was a noob). All in all, nice work. Aleister 11:39 20-2-'12

Thanks a lot buddy. There are at least 7 easily featurable articles and an extra 3 or 4 articles that are well on their way to developing and getting featured...and a giant amount of creativity and users thinking outside of the box, writing in ways they usually don't and making me laugh a lot! OLAY! YEAH! ROCK AND ROLL!!! --ShabiDOO 19:33, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

Thank you

Well done on the Happy Monkey. Brilliantly organised and good fun. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:05, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks a lot buddy. I hope you enjoyed it. It was nice to see your writing with an assigned topic, out of your comfort zone so to speak and you made me laugh laugh laugh! Cheeeeeeeeeeers Matt lobster. --ShabiDOO 19:34, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

For your review on Big Butte Creek

Rejoice, Shabidoo! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

---

Even though it wasn't a Pee review style review, you put a lot into your feedback on this one, and the same on a few others I saw. Reviewing 15 articles a month is a nightmare. What you did in a week - and to do them so well - deserves more than just this, so as an extra bonus.

PuppyOnTheRadio would like to bless
Shabidoo
for your efforts in improving our world by
hosting the Happy Monkey 2012..
May you treasure your Puppy blessing always

Pup 11:47 23 Feb '12

Thanks a lot puppy :) :) :) xxxoooxxx --ShabiDOO 20:53, February 27, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks

For your vote on Homophones, but much more for the guiding hand you gave it in the pee review and your encouragement. I'm glad you like the changes, and did you see BB's tatochop pic near the bottom? The homos would not have run free without you! Aleister 00:27 28-2-'12

Aleister...you are one of a flush! :) :) thanks --ShabiDOO 01:08, February 29, 2012 (UTC)

Your sig

Was broken. Tasmania fixed it. Might be nice to say thank you. Pup 12:59 29 Feb '12

Oh. How was it broken? Who is Tasmania? What is uncyclopedia? --ShabiDOO 01:09, February 29, 2012 (UTC)

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

	Magician of the month February 2012

Congratz, man. You deserve it. -- 03:55, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 11:06, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

Pee on your Goddess

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 03:31, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks.

Thanks for supporting me there. I mean, cyberbullying is a real no-no on Uncyc. I talk the talk, but Lyrithya took my ideas for the new logos and put it up just a while back (I know, I did it because Uncyc was stuck in the past back then, but it is now in the present). Recently, I learnt what humor really is, and I need some few tips on how to make a peer review. I mean, I made the first few attempts and I fear that I am too blunt to people. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 07:26, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

It all seems to have resolved amicably...and everyone is now gay friends holding hands over rainbows! Keep chasing the rainbow Joe! --ShabiDOO 01:09, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

Hey

I know you're not likely to be aware of Wikipedia's policies in depth, but Wikipedia:WP:DICK is also considered one of our many rules here, along with the other two. Part of that is to assume civility on the part of another user. You seem to have become a little quick to assume the worst intent of some users, most particularly Lyrithya and Dr. Skullthumper. A major point to consider is that these guys have become admins because they have repeatedly shown that they act in the best interests of the wiki. If you try and work with them, rather than jumping down their throats whenever the opportunity arises, you may find that they will be more inclined to listen to you and respect what you have to say. And I was just brusque with you on Lyrithya's page then. I won't apologise for it, as I honestly am getting a little tired of the drama, but I do hope you can also appreciate it was done for the same reason I mentioned above - that kind of drama does damage the wiki. Pup 06:46 07 Mar '12

Puppy...I didn't find your comment rude at all. I just admitted I went over the top yesterday, but I was equally tired, puppy, of the name calling and insinuations of stupidity on the other users and I won't apologise for those last two messages at all. Let's put it all in the past now shant we and turn out some features? --ShabiDOO 11:54, March 7, 2012 (UTC)

Cool. Done. Pup 11:59 07 Mar '12

You're both dicks among a legion of dicks. Can't see the forest for the dicks. Aleister 12:31 7-3-'12

Hall of Shame

You just come by the Hall of Shame, plop in your entry, and there are nine features on it! Like, hey guys, just dropping by, put my niner up there please. Nice nice work! Aleister 12:32 7-3-'12

I only looked at the hall of shame a couple times and I thought that it was a place that someone took care of (actually for some strange reason I thought that was your job and then somehow became Mattsnow's...don't ask me why), so I added myself in after seeing that you can add yourself. Now that I'm on there ... let's see if I can climb the ranks ... and reach your level after featuring 2,000 articles :) --ShabiDOO 23:34, March 7, 2012 (UTC)

Your entry was spectacular. I don't know anyone who had nine features and nobody called them on it and made them enter the hall (wait, maybe BlackFlamingo). Nice. Only 48 people in the whole wide world have gotten 10, and you seem inches away on that one. Now another omission - why aren't you credited with those 16 pee reviews during the Happy Monkey contest over on that pee review chart? Yuh? Wah? Jah? Aleister 00:29 8-3-'12

Hey Ali. I used to do a lot of pee reviews...but it started to affect my real life stuff in several ways, so I thought I'd just do a stack of pee reviews on happy monkey and then do a couple from time to time, especially if someone specifically requested it of me. So...I'm not really concerned about my total on the pee review list, as well, the pees that I did for HMC were different to the standard ones, and yeah...its not important. However, the nomination for the award is very apreciated Ali.

Did you see that Funnybony is getting close to 500 articles?!?!?!?!? --ShabiDOO 00:51, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

Funnybony is a writing God, at least here. Your pee reviews are the pee reviews of God. We'll have to start up Hubble soon. Did you see that Fermilab did a third confirmation of the semi-discovery of the Higgs Boson (two CERN results at 99% sure, Fermilab another 99% sure), pretty cool and very fun. I will look at Funnybony's user page now. Al 1:04 8-3-'12

My articles are articles from Joseph. Sometimes, Judas collabs and proofread, but it's mostly Joseph. Mattsnow 01:16, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

Nillion

Way to go, Shabi! Lets have a "Nillion Facts" section, like...

• If a nillion times you don't succeed then do not try again.
• There were a nillion sperms in in the cajones of Johnny Waad.
• Jack Bauer's goal was to kill a nillion terrorists, that's why there is no season nine.
• Lemmy has fucked a nillion groupies.
• A nillion kilotons is the biggest bomb never made.
• Moses had to reconsider after the Nillion Commandments were rejected outright.

Etc. Don't stop now... Cheers!--Funnybony    19:16, Mar 7

Hahahaha. Good idea ... though lets find a creative way to make a list ... something that hasn't been done before like ... a nillion times! --ShabiDOO 19:54, March 7, 2012 (UTC)

Damn

Nobody reviews our article, Krypton! I'm sure there's a gem lying there, it just needs to get dusted off! I remember how we came up with an amazing article with door handle. I just reread it and lolled! And also, I'm very much with you about people voting against a person. Voting against an article is alright, but voting against an person??? Me, you Al and Frosty may not be admins, but we contribute a lot, it's great we are standing up against this. I love this site, but the deleting of average article and now this... Wanna go on IRC? I have ample time tonight. Mattsnow 03:47, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

I'll get to it. I've been going through them all one at a time. Pup 04:26 08 Mar '12

Hey Matt. Sorry...I just saw your post now. Ultimately, I think everyone came down from the voting against frensy and ended up voting for Oliphaunte or stayed with Joe or got banned or cried or found Jesus in their hearts. And everyone seems to win in the end...and learn a valuable lesson in the lessons of valuability...as a new paradigm in lesson-ness. It was pleasantly a short and happy ending kind of rapid-drama...as they all should be. Its the new uncyclopedia...and I really like it this way. We can do IRC tomorrow night (though better with msn...as I prefer to avoid IRC). Goodnight negros! --ShabiDOO 05:52, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

I don't feel ignored at all. Pup 07:33 08 Mar '12 PS: Has anyone noticed how much tildes look like tear tracks on their side?

Puppy! You can fetch us the news paper and run around in circles while the adults chat. We'll throw a stick from time to time and give you a treat if you are extra good! --ShabiDOO 12:14, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry. In all the excitement with the stick I peed on your article. Pup 01:01 08 Mar '12

Shabidoo, you are a classy guy. Puppy, not so much (well, yeah, I guess he sure is). When they sling barbs and arrows, make them into plowshares and sell them to the rubes. Aleister 00:03 9-3-'12

Hahaha...you said it Aleister...(wonders what it means, if it was meant for me, and how I should react). I just read Puppy's pee...thanks a lot Puppy. You clearly put some real work into it, and even better...its not a traditional pee (in all the good ways) and you caught the inconsistancies well and pointed out a bunch of things I hadn't thought about. Mattsnow and I will get back to this without the dread that we felt a couple weeks ago!!! --ShabiDOO 00:11, March 9, 2012 (UTC)

Nevermind. You are too classy to even know what it means. It's a compliment by the way. Have you seen the TV show Oz? If so, a semi-treat awaits. Aleister 00:22 9-3-'12

Thanks Aleister. You are also a plowshare that sells stuff to rubes!!!! I limit myself to one American series per year. I will get around to Oz soon (though I did see a clip from it: some prisoner put ginded glass into another persons food and he started bleeding out of his whole face/body/eyes. Is that what you are talking about? --ShabiDOO 00:33, March 9, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, then don't read my article because it has dozens of spoilers in it. A friend of mine practically made me watch the series, and gave me a whole set of dvd's he burned (I'm lying, in case any copy-cops read this, just kidding bro, ha ha). It took me months to get started on it, and I like it. I forgot the ground glass bit, thanks, I'll pop that in the page somewhere. Aleister 00:46 9-3-'12

You're welcome. And is that show the spin off from Buffy with the werewolf who dated the lesbian who was still in the closet? Pup 04:23 09 Mar '12

Oh, it took me a minute to get that. I never liked that guy, serves him right (both of those things). The closeted lesbian was a witch, and went to band camp, so that makes it all good. Aleister 11:33 10-3-'12

Except that she tormented her kitten with a musical instrument. (I've never seen that movie, and still know that line.) Pup 11:36 10 Mar '12

Voting pages

Unless it's a page that has the for an against votes in separate sections (VFH, VFD, etc), please don't use # (numbered lists) for votes, let alone change them. It just confuses the thing since any for, against, and comments will be all mixed together in those votes and thus a tally of comments and votes isn't terribly useful. Thanks. 1234 ~ 02:15, 10 March 2012

Hi Lyrithya...how are you? That all sounds logical. Is there any reason why you're writing this on only my page? Is there a particular serious vote where I changed the * to #? As far as I can tell...the writer of the month page that you just changed...had # when I got there. --ShabiDOO 02:32, March 10, 2012 (UTC)

Illogical? If the votes are multidirectional, how is it logical to count all of them in one figure? My point is you changed all of them on one of them, though I don't recall on which; just please don't do that. And yes, sometimes people mistype; nothing terribly wrong with that. That's not what this is about. (And if folks do mistype that, it's usually fine to fix it if you understand why it's not right and can back it up in a court of chickens, though for now I'd seriously suggest you leave those things be as well given your previous history with messing with award pages. People might take it the wrong way.) 1234 ~ 18:51, 11 March 2012

Lyrithya, I miss the younger days of yore, when you would write such pages as only daydreams are made of (and then taken apart and sold piecemeal). When you would banter the night and day away, when articles with your signature would dazzle and ...whatever. My point is that lots of good writers became admins and many of them stopped writing, and those who continued, for the most part (TFK is an exception), did not come up to the call of the wild that they had exhibited before becoming an admin. Maybe all the admins should just write for two weeks, and let the queswtions and nitpicking go unheeded and the weeds would engulf the wiki, but at least we would have some of the old greatness of the articles back with us. Except for TFK, who could write with ne hand, admin with the other, and order out for pizza with his feet. Aleister 19:07 11-3-'12

Lyrithya ... if you re-read my response to you ... you'll see that I said "logical" and not "illogical". If you could let me know which forum I changed the + to # ... then it would help me graphically illustrate what happened, and then I would not only see what it is you're actually talking about ... but it would help me remember not to do that. I agree with Aleister, I remember a time when you wrote stuff, good stuff. Those were nice days. I much prefered reading your articles, rather than being stalked on my talk page. Ali...you are right...TKF has this scary ability to be able to admin, write, critique, nominate stuff and still probably have time for sleep, sex and a normal life. What is it do you think he's drinking? --ShabiDOO 20:10, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

Boone's Farm!!! Al 20:20 11-3-'12

The win blows ... silence ... the busy dust is blowing on blooming fields ... and imperfect roots ... silence ... the tormented storm grows weak ... now on nearby shores ... wreaking its worse ... though loosing its strength ... there will be no storm to speak of ... no remembered wind ... only silence ... and the wreckage. --ShabiDOO 02:57, March 16, 2012 (UTC)

Bones

Wha? Did you keep a copy of your 2010 Happy Monkey award winning article HowTo:Something bones death curse something (or maybe HowTo:Cast a voodoo death curse using bones from someone you killed). There is no way that should have been huffed. Is it back? (the Happy Monkey page still has it as a red link). Please get it back if you haven't, I remember liking it and it being huffed was probably just being accidently caught in the thresher. Thanks. Aleister 11:29 10-3-'12

Who the hell huffed that? I remember blanking it...and then MrtheJazz reverted that. Honetly....who would huff something like that? --ShabiDOO 15:15, March 10, 2012 (UTC)

This is all actually really really creepy. Because as well as losing the page now...most of the images except one (that you had used in one of our articles) have been huffed too. As well...theres no trace of it in my contributions log nor any reference to it in any log at all. It's as though someone wanted to absolutely wipe to totally and utterly off the wiki. Or am I going crazy? --ShabiDOO 15:41, March 10, 2012 (UTC)

If a page is huffed the logs relating to it are huffed as well. It's nothing personal, just an automated anti-trolling measure. Usually you'll find that it's still in your "raw" Watchlist, if you have the patience to dig through that to find what has been deleted. As to why it was deleted in the first place - I have absolute no idea. I was just passing and saw the above comments, but I wasn't really around for the before last Happy Monkey. Pup 10:26 10 Mar '12

Thanks puppy. It seems...as though...voodoo has taken its full course, and has destroyed the very thing that tried to bring it out in the open!!! --ShabiDOO 02:41, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

It probably just got caught up in one of the purges, likely unread and unlooked at aside from someone slapping a forest fire tag on it. Can't you just ask an admin for the page and pics back, and then just mainspace it. It was an award winner in the first official Hppy Monkey contest, so mainspacing shouldn't be a problem. Bones. Happy Monkey! Aleister 4:07 11-3-'12

p.s. I just created this Category:Happy Monkey Entry August 2010, which you can plant on your page when you get it back. Al 5:21 11-3-'12

According to Socky, it dissapeared without zero trace. I'll have to contact someone at wikia to see if they may have it, which is beginning to seem like more work than its worth! Good idea for the category though!!! --ShabiDOO 12:47, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

Gone? There is sadness upon the land of uncyclopedia today. I added mention of it in the category listed above. Gone but yes forgotten. Aleister 14:27 11-3-'12

I meant to mention - I've asked Sannse about it, as I was asking about something else at the same time. No response yet though. Pup 10:23 13 Mar '12

Thanks puppy for talking to Sannse about it. Its appreciated...though neither do you have to go to big trouble to get it :) --ShabiDOO 03:21, March 16, 2012 (UTC)

A Pee Review

We haz got one! I'll work on it a bit shortly! Mattsnow 04:23, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

Hey-ho, I made some changes, Puppy has some good advice! Mainly, I changed the ending and included another pic and some other small stuff. What do you think, Mr. Doo? Mattsnow 06:48, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah...I already read the pee review. It was really a good one. The most important thing is to edit out the inconsistancies, and then to make the place in general seem like a really kind and happy place and to get rid of the two pop music references and stick to just one of them. I'll take a look at the article tomorrow :) --ShabiDOO 12:49, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

Streets of Laredo was hilarious! I started reading it and suspected it was you! You are really getting better at grammar. Quick poll: have you read the book 1984 or watched the movie? I'm rewriting this article at present. Mattsnow 03:02, March 16, 2012 (UTC)

Hey Mattsnow....thanks. Nonamesleft started the article and with his blessing I expanded it. The guy is a total complete genius. As for 1984, I did read the book...which is one of the best appocalyptic/bleak futuristic books I have read (though I prefer the road). I didn't see the movie unfortunately. What a great book though. Good luck on the article...I wont read it until its finished...so let me know okay!? :) --ShabiDOO 03:21, March 16, 2012 (UTC)

I'm gonna work on it like a horse, then I'll focus on Krypton. BTW, if you want to see 1984, I rent it for 3.99$! Seriously, it's very rare, but the movie is just as good as the book. Everyone I talked to read the book, so I'll adapt my writing to that, but of course us Uncyclopedians are of a higher breed and culture than mere mortals lol, hence why everybody read it Mattsnow 03:43, March 16, 2012 (UTC)

Dude!

Homophones is being featured in a couple of hours, so thanks again for liking it and helping it along with valuable suggestions. Woo woo. Giant Novelty Hands is featured now, so two Happy Monkey winners are going back to back in the feature que. Happy Monkey!!! (and what pic did I use that was on your lost page? Crossing my fingers and other things that you get it back again) Aleister 22:12 13-3-'12

Yeah...Im really glad it got featured. Its a pretty awsome thing about the tournament, that, slowly throughout the proceeding weeks, articles get featured. And Im really glad Giant Novelty Foam Hands was featured....because it make me laugh super hard when I read it ;)

Uh....what was that...a hubble telescope? --ShabiDOO 18:33, March 14, 2012 (UTC)

Ah, the Hubble. One of us just needs to put up a page and start in on six concepts at once, and then we can tie them all together. Did you check out the Hubble and other pics I put on Frankly Disappointing Telescope? Just today I added another pic to it. The Happy Monkey stuff, maybe we can do a list in one place of all the pages over the years and mark which are featured, and urge users to polish their entires. A very successful contest, better than pulling taffy. Al 20:05 14-3-'12

St. Patty’s Day

Are you wearing green today? If not, don’t be surprised if I show up. Matthlock 22:56, March 17, 2012 (UTC)

The Pea Buddy Awards

We need you! Either prepare yourself mentally for the severity of the trials (don't sign up just yet, you cheat!) or commit your soul as a judge right now. May the Lord shine his blessings upon thee! Mattsnow 00:27, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

Oh yeah and.....

I got your message; and I'd just like to say that the word I believe you're looking for is actually "grandeur" and not "grandity", but anyway, I now know of the "grandity", or whatever you want to call it, of your signature. Matthlock 21:33, March 21, 2012 (UTC)

Your grantity is full of appreciatness from me! :) --ShabiDOO 23:42, March 21, 2012 (UTC)

Is your loquaciousity disbounded? Nominally Humane! 11:56 21 Mar

It is undoubtedistically waffeling! Wouldn't you be concurring? --ShabiDOO 01:17, March 22, 2012 (UTC)

Nondubitably. Nominally Humane! 04:20 22 Mar

Mathematics

Do you mind giving it a quick once over re proofing and any tweaks you think it needs? Nominally Humane! 11:26 27 Mar

Okay...for sure. I have really limited time this week ... but I can never say no to a super awsome uncyclopedian! --ShabiDOO 21:13, March 27, 2012 (UTC)

Nice work. Why did you undo it all? There were some really good changes in there. The basic notation list was brought over from one of the old articles, as was the intellectual hazard levels. I trimmed down the basic notation significantly, while keeping some of the better jokes in there, or re-writing the better jokes to become betterer. the only one in that list that I'd be inclined to remove is Duraflame which I left in as I like the joke, and Slash where I'm not a huge fan of the joke, but felt it should remain in here, but if there was a better joke I'd prefer it. The extension to the Augustine bit I really enjoyed. I'll have another look at them later, but many of them should be included. (The redlinks were removed after you edited, so we'd better be careful to leave those changes intact.) Nominally Humane! 11:11 27 Mar

Madagascar

Please mainspace your Madagascar UnNews which you wrote on the feature nom of a Canadian article which is about Canada and Canadian topics. Oh Canada, something something something something, Oh Canada! But the Madagascar page, I want to read more! Aleister (UTC)

Forum:Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum

We're holding a small competition there and you may be interested! It's the rewrite of both those articles, as of now there's only 2 places left for the Romney team of rewriters. The originality of this informal competition is that VFH will determine the winners. Feel free to sign in to help Aleister with the Romney article! Mattsnow 01:38, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

Why did you revert me on the forum? Mattsnow 07:09, April 4, 2012 (UTC)

Oh, I see, it was a team. My meds were confusing me I guess. Mattsnow 07:12, April 4, 2012 (UTC)

Hey glad you're here! If that's so, then you should change your password. Also, I don't know if you still wanted to participate in our little competition, but time is running short! BTW, I think I did something good here: Earth's Children Mattsnow 17:48, April 8, 2012 (UTC)

Streets of Laredo

Hello ShabiDOO: I just wanted to thank you for collaborating on the Streets of Laredo articlethat I initially drafted and posted - you embellished it and polished it and took it to the next level so that it became feature-worthy. It's great to see users work together this way, and I appreciate it. Thanks again! --Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 18:22, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

Evil cop

....Sir have you seen this boy?

User:Matthlock/sig 21:18, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

I haven't seen that boy since 1995! He must be a couple centimetres taller now. --ShabiDOO 17:14, April 8, 2012 (UTC)

Hi!

I got my bannin' dildo aaaaall warmed up! Lube up and bend over!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Apr 9 '12 19:48 (UTC)

Oh nice...I just LOVE being banned. Promise you'll swear and insult me and lecture me about something? What are you waiting for? --ShabiDOO 21:16, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, stop getting banned, the place gets too serious when you're not here! Congrats on Streets of Laredo! And I wrote the cycling UnNews in a maximum of 20 minutes right after the bloke won, after drinking a bunch of beers. :P That's why I wasn't sure if it would be good, but I read it this morning while sober and it's not too bad, surprisingly! XD Mattsnow 10:58, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

That's why you should always get semi-drumk before you write anything, no matter the cost. No matter what. You liver the damned :) !!!!! --ShabiDOO 11:18, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

You liver the damned? Nominally Humane! 11:51 10 Apr

I've never edited drunk, and should try that something. Other things, often. Drunk, never. Hmmmmm. My favorite time to drink is at a good Mex resturant with excellent margaritas. And if you get banned too often then you will have to open up an account of Illogicopedia just to have somewhere to play (Is Lyrithya on there more often after leaving here, I haven't checked). Your liver the damned. Aleister 12:04 10-4 good buddy

I get more talkative after drinking, but still make sense, so it's usually long ranty stuff (as anyone who reads Al's thred at ATS will now be aware). Unless I'm very drunk, and then I have to not edit, or I'll do the equivalent of IP vandalism. Nominally Humane! 01:05 10 Apr

Well, I wasn't really drunk, but it was the first time I wrote something in under 20 minutes! Mandatory whoring: UnNews:Tom Boonen wins Paris-Roubaix cycling race while smoking a cigar. Mattsnow 13:45, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

I dreamed about you last night

You're a much more tender lover in my dreams than in real life. Nominally Humane! 01:57 11 Apr

I've already said sorry twice for the scars I left on your back. Do I need to say it a third time? --ShabiDOO 10:53, April 11, 2012 (UTC)

When you say sorry and then whip me again it doesn't count. Nominally Humane! 12:14 11 Apr

I dreamed about you last night too...and in that dream...we sat together and watched the sun rise. And during that entire one hour...you didn't nag nor complain. It was heaven. --ShabiDOO 18:37, April 11, 2012 (UTC)

I wasn't nagging - it was the safety word. Nominally Humane! 11:38 11 Apr

Rick Santorum says, "Thanks for the vote."

-- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:22, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

I have returned through a long and vigorous journey back and forth between time

Ok, the journey wasn't that long, nor was it in any way difficult... and there may have been very little time travel involved, but I have a brief return for one reason. I have a proposition, for to my recollection I am quite confident is saying that you once brought life back to my once deceased event.

Lets do it again. Only this time, I wanna spice it up a bit. --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master

You in? --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha. That poster is awsome. I'm definately in. Though...are you thinking later this year...or for next year? --ShabiDOO 17:47, April 14, 2012 (UTC)

Read Aliesters talk page for all that has been discussed on the event. But. Early May... SPOILER ALERT... Oh are you supposed to say that before you actually mention the spoiler? Why did no one tell me this? --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master

If you want to do it in early may...I dont think I can help you as I'm traveling. If you do it in later may...for sure...Im in. --ShabiDOO 18:14, April 14, 2012 (UTC)

Cow tipping

Thank you for your kind vote, good sir... Would you care for some milk? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:18, April 15, 2012 (UTC)

Congradulations

You have been chosed for supreme judge in the upcoming HappyMonkey writing competition! This not-so-honerable honor is only presented to the biggest of dipsh*ts the most highly regarded beings. With your presence the whole world will thank your kind offerings and in return will give you 500 nude bellydancers to your door (can be male or monkeys on request). If the dates oblige do you accept? --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master

Hahahha...the honour is orgasmic! It seems like you have everything well under control. Just tell me what to do and I'll help. If you do plan on assigning the users certain topics at different levels, I should be able to help as I'll probably know the participants strengths and weaknesses, especially the new ones. If im judging, it doesn't matter when the competition is, as long as I have three days or so to judge them. Rock and roll HAPPY MONKEY!!! --ShabiDOO 00:15, April 17, 2012 (UTC)

Rock and roll indeed. And yes, I was woundering if you want to be supreme judge, as in the one that has to make all the pee reviews. It's a hefty task, you up for it? --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master

Yes...I'll be a supreme judge for sure (as long as have three days or so to judge). I am upto it. I am over it. I'm in the frickin sky. Im a god damn satelite orbiting it. I AM ZEUS IN THE CLOUDS FORNICATING WITH IT! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! --ShabiDOO 00:31, April 17, 2012 (UTC)

Sign your name here & the only prerequisite is memorizing pi to the 10000th decimal. --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master

Admin

If that can motivate them to be more active, I'm all for it. Admin of the month, maybe? And I'd be happy to practice spanish! I'll log in IRC. Mattsnow 19:47, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

See response on your talk page. Then reply here. Then reply on IRC. Then Ill contact you by telegram. --ShabiDOO 19:54, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, you're right, we'll go through all of them fast... Maybe sending them a message of appreciation would be simple and effective. Mattsnow 19:57, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

Okay you fornicating kissing cousin of a leperous creamatorium's assistant

"She slid southward and slipperly sidestradled me as slender sisters surely should until I said slower, slower," said sly sans-slacks Sarah shyly.

I did as you commanded like a concentration camp cook demanding "More livers!" and not only tweaked UnNews:Five million 1950s jokes leaked onto uncyclopedia but added on an additional pic and a whole new and polished-like-a-ruby Sarah Silverman paragraph. Aleister 00:30 21-4-'12

Im pretty sure I voted for it...didn't I? --ShabiDOO 21:22, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Oh, of course, and I thank you extremely. I came by to tweak the Silverman caption, and then I put the caption on the same pic on her page. Waste not want some more. Aleister 21:32 26-4-'12

You remind me a lot of some hippy who wandered around with his friends. He started getting on peoples nerves and so we torchered him and strung him up for a few days. I drove one of the nails into his hand. He was quite the cry baby. I would never do that to you...and actually, you aren't really irritating either. In fact...you probably have little in common, except smoking weed, and I'd imagine you have long hair. Yeah. --ShabiDOO 21:36, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

VFS

You were right - we should have gone for 5. Nominally Humane! 01:50 21 Apr

Day tripper dog walking

Your unsignpost horse race story is a work of art. Feature, or something. Aleister applause applause fap fap applause applause 00:57 26-4-'twelve

Here here! Nominally Humane! 01:24 26 Apr

Thanks guys. Now that I see the selection process as it happens, I'm glad we left it to the admins to make a decision for us. :)

WOTM

	Writer of the Month April 2012

--Chiefjustice3DS 12:33, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks

...for voting on Today's Feature! Oh, and <acronym title="If you're an admin">if usted es sysop</acronym> then you can join in the ban-unban-reban-unreban-rereban-unrerererereban-rererererererererererererererereban game I was telling Chief, Romartus and Xamralco about. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:57, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

Let's nominate C₂H₆O for Noob of the Month... wait, he's already nominated. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 01:44, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

Salvador Dalí

Hello. I appreciate the feedback that you have given on the Dalì article. There is a little Camembert in there, but I was hoping you'd be able to clear up what you meant by the cheese in it? The more specific the feedback the more likely I can either make amendments here, or avoid the same mistakes in the future. --C₂H₆O (hic) 00:52, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

Im impressed that your reaction to the critique is positive and constructive, most new users are total prima donnas. First...remember that THIS is all in my humble opinion. It seems a few other writers were impressed by the article, enthusiasticaly so. These are examples of lines I found a little cheesy. For me cheesy is almost the same thing as cliché/expected/end of the paragraph. I find the concept and narrative of the article is good, however I think you would benifit a lot from thinking how you build up the humour in each paragraph/section so that you can end it with the unexpected and or unique/creative. Even better, try to add some humour without it being a sort of punchline, like reocurring ideas in the middle of nowhere, inversion of ideas, repetition, writing in a completely different style (make the sentence look like its from a cereal commercial) and all the many other techniques of humour writing. Anyhoo...here you go:

Unlike "cry baby" Pablo Picasso. It seems a little childish to me. You could consider writing something like:

Unlike Picasso who broke every rule from day one. (the added bonus here is that this is mostly true in terms of his art)

"best oportunity to see naked women". Consider writing it in a less directly sexual way: Given the length of his name, Dalí was unable to find a career in the mundane. With no skills to help him make money, he decided to earn even less money by painting. His unique perspective made his entry into the art world a given while his motivations were as cliché as any other artist: Being a famous painter gets you free drinks and a lot more girls go home with you.

"messed up from the day he was born" consider

Dali didn't even have a chance at a normal childhood and the bullies sensed this with their sensitive fists.

"further showing that the family had some really kinky reactions to death". Try to avoid things like kinky and adjectives as such...try to take the idea further into a second idea with accompanied humour:

Moving on to the next family member was part of their genes, which is just one of many reasons Dali had his cherios with Vodka.

"as he had no ability for anything constructive."

Again, stretch the idea one step further: and started art college which at the time was considered subversive and shameful.

While at art college he befriended Federico García Lorca, who was both a poet and a homosexual. Lorca did try to make moves on Dalí, who later claims that nothing happened between them, while at the same time saying that he did not like anal sex because it hurt, which it seems unusual that he would have known this without some experience. He did however have a strong bond with Lorca - after all everyone likes a gay poet.

(especially with paragraphs like this, its very easy to get a little cheesy and or write the same thing as everyone else. Consider finding a way to make this very unique and extra funny): At art college he instantly bonded with F.G. Lorca a poet and therefore lover of men. Lorca tried many times to bed Dali but never succeeded. Dali did not enjoy sex that hurt physically (such as burning anal musccles) but prefered sex that hurt psychologically (like love making that left like deep burning shame). None the less, they were the best of friends until Lorca died of the clap. (though that last part is a little cheesy too)

a gigantic cock and balls on the walls of the ladies bathrooms.

(again, try to find a really creative replacement for this like: a maxipad melting on a table or pictures of naked bulls or something far more creative than my examples)

Picasso whining to him all the time about how he was doing it all wrong.

( you might be able to rewrite this in a way which makes Picaso seem like a total and utter asshole teacher)

Freud was not available for comment.

Only Freud and Yung had childhoods quite as colourful as Dali's.

That, and he was an egocentric prat.

(consider something more absurd or creative)

In 1938 Dalí was introduced to Sigmund Freud. Details of their discussions are unavailable due to doctor patient confidentiality, as well as the fact that they are both dead and not as chatty as they used to be. (this...at least to me has a fair bit of cheese) consider:

In the 30s Dali met Sigmund Freud. They had a lot in common and seemed to hit it off from the beginning. Then Dali tried to hypnotise Freud and Freud tried to sketch Dali which resulted in failure and ultimately self loathing. They didn't voluntarily meet each other again.

still available in paperback from Amazon books at $10.17 consider:

Still available in second hand shops and donation bins to africa (though thats kind of cheesy as well).

“I do not do drugs. I am drugs.” while his nose was covered in a suspicious white powder and he was giggling inanely. (Consider something less expected):

I do not do drugs. I am drugs. His friends tried to snort him later that night and while it didn't work, Dalí thoroughly enjoyed the experience and was sad when it was over.

Suggesting that Dalí may be inferring that insanity comes from the maternal.

This sentence isn't cheesy, its just a little akward. Try to re-write it and in the process, maybe you can think of a more creative/original way to say it.

I think these are enough examples. Note that almost all of them come at the end of the sentence or paragraph. That's probably not a coincidence. A lot of writers build their sections upto a final climax, which is fine, but if you are doing so, its usually important to take the narrative into a direction that no one would expect. Of course, these punchlines arent 100% predictable or pure copies word for word of what other writers have done before, but they have in a way been written many times on uncylcopedia and in other wikis and with the amount of creativity you have, you could come up with a better surprise or at least new way to say it all. Check out funnybony's guide to writing, he has a few great examples which better illustrate what I'm saying.

As for a completely different topic, TKF has a few good rules of thumb for commedy writing. If the sentence itself isn't funny and it isn't essential in the article (you do no harm by deleting it) then delete it. I find this very difficult to do, but my writing has benefited immensely because of this rule of thumb.

And finally, remember to brush your teath at least three times a day or you may resemble a Chinese peasant by the time you are 50. Write me if you find anything ive said confusing or absurd. I will call you immediately and calm you down. --ShabiDOO 02:23, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

I use much the same idea as TKF's, but it's the "Traffic light" approach. Go through a document, highlight the essential and best parts in green, the mediocre parts in yellow, and the bad parts in red. You've given me a lot of yellow and red to work with. Much appreciated. I'm surprised it has been nominated as I consider it a first draft, so I'm very ready to accept constructive criticism. Why would I object to making it better? --C₂H₆O (hic) 03:49, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

I thought it was very good, but if it was a first draft and not ready to be nommed yet, you should tell the nommer and withdraw it until you are satisfied it's ready. And you can work on the page while it's on VFH too. I don't know what all the small print above means, maybe someone selling insurance or something. Spammers should be dealt with accordingly. Aleister 3:55 2-5-'12

We discussed it quickly. I'm happy for it to stay there at the present, as the changes would be minor changes. --C₂H₆O (hic) 04:32, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

Okay - I haven't followed your advice to the letter. "Cheerios with vodka" sounded as cheesy from my perspective, but I've used the idea. Some of the changes are verbatim, and some are just following the basic thread of the advice - expanding from the base joke. I think the "cock and balls" joke works much more in line with a Daliesque concept with the addition. That originally was more as a reference to the fact that he was a rebellious student, so I made it more relative to a contemporary student. The "whining Picasso" part was a left over from the previous revision, and to be honest it had been bugging me as well, but this now seems to add a Picasso-esque element to this as well. What are your thoughts on the revisions? --C₂H₆O (hic) 05:35, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

Hahahahahaha. You sold me on this line "Being Dali, he of course had them walking around on stilts, with dog's mouths, and as he usually did, covered them in ants." I personally think you did a good job refining the article. Nice! Keep in mind if you ever want a comprehensive review of anything you write, there are always some users who are very happy to do a peereview. Or if you want any advice about particular things, me or any other regular user is almost always happy to help out if you ask nice enough and tickle their genitals a little. Im actually glad you didnt use the vodka cherios part cause I would like to use it myself in a future article. Rock and Roll Mr. C2H6O. I look forward to reading whatever you write next! --ShabiDOO 06:38, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

Hi. Just thought I'd drop you a quick line to say that I really appreciate the review above. It's one of the best pee reviews I have ever had, and added a significant amount to that article, even if I didn't follow every step you suggested. I read it over half a dozen times while trying to give that article the polish it needed. I believe by your comments that you were hurt by my acting the noob - I'd like to think you would have done the same for me if I asked as PuppyOnTheRadio as well. If you wouldn't have, then while I'm sorry you were upset by the deception, I'd like to think that any user, no matter how long they have been here, would have been treated with the same respect. Nominally Humane! 07:48, May 16, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks pup. I'm glad you appreciated it. As you could tell I was fairly vexed when I found out about the sockpuppet, but ultimately as Ali says, there is some humour to it, and we all get a little silly dont we (just think about my various melt downs with Lyrithya).

So yeah, zero hard feelings puppy. I'll support you with the others when you stage your comeback. Big suggestions here, when you do, I recommend you just say sorry and not include explanations as to who what when where what motivated what blah blah. Just my advice: A clear and sincere sorry takes care of 99% of but poop.

Rock and roll dude. --ShabiDOO 17:01, May 16, 2012 (UTC)

Creative people keep coming here

I've just been going through and looking at Uncyclopedia:Articles to fix. Some of these are in more of a state of disrepair than others. Some of them are worth saving. Salvador Dalí was obviously one of them as far as I'm concerned. Asian women is as well, but for a very different reason. The one that really concerns me however is World War II. I'm not sure if the concept that it currently works on is the correct one for the topic. I'd like to rewrite it, but it's a gigantic topic for just one person. How would we go about creating a group of users to work shop it together in order to get it to a state that we could be proud of it? --C₂H₆O (hic) 06:14, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

I think people have tried to tackle the war articles and it always petered out. There are a couple ways you could get a group of people going on an article. You could join one of the groups who do projects (unfortunately I cannot for the life of me remember their names) and manipulate them into taking on WWII. I think I heard about wanting to go over either WWI or WWII because the century aneversary of the end of one of them is coming soon.

You could also start a forum (on the village dump) and suggest a group effort to improve the article. I would suggest having some kind of plan which you can propose. If you get enough people interested, coordinate it on a page in your user space and you might get the thing done. If you want to selectively choose people, then skip the forum and ask people directly.

If I were to start up a colaboration, I would personally come up with an over all concept, think it through fairly well and then butcher the article a bit (don't be afraid to make lots of cuts as you can rest assured, without me even having read it Im sure more than half of it is garbage. Then I would ask some users I work well with if they would consider having a go at one or two sections and give them an idea what the concept I have in mind is. Its something I would expect would take at least a month. Aleisters walk into a bar colab has been going on for Months infact. Aleister and I have a non-existing colab going on for one year.

In the mean time, if you are looking for any other articles to clean up a bit or improve, feel VERY free to check out my workshop where the user paged articles are kind of sticking around stagnating. If you ever feel in the future like improving them or helping me make cuts or anything else, you'll be duly awarded.

If you are ever feeling sad or depressed, I recomend that you read The things your family doesn't know as it is a beautiful and uplifting story of a woman who teaches us about living every moment to the fullest and finding a balance between the need to share your life with others, but still meet your own needs on your own terms. --ShabiDOO 06:52, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

I feel very uplifted. Thank you. --C₂H₆O (hic) 06:57, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

I was doing a little spring cleaning

And found that: User:Mattsnow/Stephen Harper/shabidoo's edits. It seems good, the problem being that in the meantime, someone wrote an article about Stephen Harper! How did we manage to forget we started one is the question here... Anyway, do what you want with this :P Mattsnow 13:29, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

I think we could easily turn this into an article with a different title. I don't love the current Stephen Harper article, but it isn't huffable and the author reverted all my edits. We can call the article "Stephen Joseph Harper". It needs some cuts and polishing. What do you think? --ShabiDOO 15:10, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

It's all yours, go ahead! Mattsnow 15:23, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

Are you sure you don't want to at least go over it? If we both polish it and make cuts, it will become good very quickly and probably be featured as we are an awsome writing duet! --ShabiDOO 17:10, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

No thanks, I am collaborating for 2 different articles right now. Plus I have the scurvy. Mattsnow 00:08, May 5, 2012 (UTC)

Competition

Great, I'll add you as a judge, but I won't replace anybody, I'll just average all the scores. No need for a pee review as the other did though. As for the deadline, I just saw that a page says the 7th, while another says the 8th... :S Anyway, if you're done by the 8th or 9th, it's great! Is that OK with you? Mattsnow 18:48, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya Nominally Humane! 03:20 07 May

Pee Buddy contest!!

I'm kissing you with great passion to thank you for participating in the Pee Buddy contest and judging the great articles with meticulousness! The full results are here!

Mattsnow 01:32, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

The collab-thing

We did it! Primus is now on mainspace, and I'm now more readier (right word?) to other projects! So... The collab-thing? Any ideas? I don't have any at this point, I may come back with some if you want. Also, ChiefJusticeDS prevented me to use the cool-template in usertalkpages if I haven't asked a permission from the owner that usertalkpage, which, in this case, means YOU. You now have the power to decide if I'm allowed to use that template here. I completely understand whatever you decide. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 11:30 10 May 2012

Rock and roll Cat! I had a couple ideas. I think we ought to come up with a scenario and a couple characters, the whole point behind their conversation, what we are trying to say about it and then just start taking turns putting down a conversation by playing one of the characters each. Here are a few possibilities:

• The two characters are members of a band camp, one of the characters is really religeous and the other one is a total utter slut. The slut agrees with everything the religeous girl says and goes along with some plot to take down one of the counselors who hit on her (shes a girl, the counselor a 30 year old "dude"). The slut agrees to help her only on the condition that she can sleep with the guy while they take him down.
• A little less elaborate: Two highschool buddies send each other chat messages about their weekend. One of the guys has a serious problem (his parents are abusive OR he has a lump on is testicle OR his girlfriend is cheating on him, and they try to deal with the problem in the most masculine unasuming way possible, treating everything like a conversation about football. They find more and more creative ways to get around the emotional baggage of the problem while still trying to solve it with a lot of digressions to other topics (mostly girls, sports, who has the biggest dick, a hot teacher, south park). Eventualy the problem is solved, and to counteract the akward emotions involved, they plan to go do something they could not possibly do like go to las vegas or buy a hot rod just to find a comfortable way to end the converstion.
• Two co-workers are totally bored and are working on an important project with a tight deadline. They send each other messages documenting elaborate pranks they are pulling on other co-workers and trying to find a way to get out of having to finish their report. They end up sending several co-workers to the hospital and ultimately sabotaging their female boss by having her arrested (she is a bitch afterall) and thus them getting out of the really hard job. Its revealed that the really hard job was to photocopy a report and hole punch them and put them into binders.

Anyhoo...those are just three ideas I picked out of my bum. If you have any other ideas, or if you prefer to just improvise as we go...let me know :) --ShabiDOO 20:28, May 10, 2012 (UTC)

Hmm... The third (the final one, or "3rd") was my fauvorite. As I've always done various pranks throughout my tiny little kittenlife, I may have some veryveryvery interesting ideas. But... I haven't figured this yet out, but where this should be put? And what could be the name? And... UnCollabs does not have anything to do with these kinds of collabs right? OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 07:02 12 May 2012

For a colab...we can do whatever we like. I'll start up a page and we can talk about the article on the talk section. Just go here --ShabiDOO 19:09, May 13, 2012 (UTC)

MSN

I'll be on it in like an hour, since the Giro is on TV. :P Mattsnow 21:57, May 11, 2012 (UTC)

QuickVFD

Hi, I noticed that you listed one of your subpages at QVFD rather than deleting it yourself (if you're an admin). Why waste time QVFDing it when you can just huff it yourself (...wait, you're an admin?) or ask another admin to do it? -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:57, May 11, 2012 (UTC)

I'm actually the sock puppet of a well known admin. But I don't want anyone to realise that. So I use QVFD. Does that answer your question? --ShabiDOO 01:07, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

Well yeah. Hey, do you notice anything wrong with the Vector skin? -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 01:09, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

The vector skin was designed by a blood drinking panda bear with eyes made of titanium and bones made of giant wasps. There are bound to be problems from time to time. But don't tell anyone I said that. --ShabiDOO 01:14, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

Okay, then. It's just that the navbar on the left is way at the bottom. Maybe someone inserted <br clear="all"/> into the code? -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 01:17, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry Qzekrom, I don't think I can help you. It took me months to figure out how to code a symple article with all these - - ~ ~ ~ ~ just to sign something and the : and == and to make intentations, headers and italic. For me...that is utterly confusing and arbitry and illogical. Anything beyond that is scary and makes me feel stupid, therfore I avoid all questions about coding and I leave it to the experts. I believe that the experts are Lyrithya and Puppy who are both busy profusely appologising to each other right now. I think one of the other admins also codes things, but I'm not sure which one. You could always harass them until you get some help. I suggest leaving as many irritating messages as possible on their talk pages, leaving animated gifs and jokes that vaguely make fun of them until a) you get the answer you are looking for or b) you get banned for a day or two. Other than that, I'm really sorry, but I can't help you more. However, I can offer you a joke.

• Two lesbian vampires have a one night stand and fuck each other all night long.
• The next day one of the lesbian vampires says "I don't want to seem clingy, but I'd really like to see you again".
• The other lesbian vampire responds "Yeah, no problem, I'll see you in 28 days".

I hope you like the joke...some people get it right away, others take a while, everyone is totally grossed out in any case. Hugs and kisses. --ShabiDOO 01:26, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

Sure. I like it, but I don't quite get it. I'm pretty sure it's got something to do with Wikia's staff. I'll go and talk tosue them. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 01:31, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

I'm back

Legally, my good friend. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 21:05, May 16, 2012 (UTC)

Well would you look at that! --ShabiDOO 04:42, May 18, 2012 (UTC)

:D Good to see the Uncyc is still around. I can't wait for UFF 2012~ ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 19:28, May 18, 2012 (UTC)

Grue Summoning

Okay, so I read on the tile template (was not on my talk page I promise on the grounds that you can summon a grue to eat me if I turn out to be lying, I just was browsing around User:Sequence, can't remember exactly how I found the tilde template from there) that certain members of this wiki can summon grues. While I don't think i'm a noob anymore (one of my articles has survived almost 2 months, see Milwaukee!), I think this is awesome and would like to learn how to summon grues myself (please nobody tell me to press Alt +F4, that joke isn't even funny anymore). To anybody who could either teach me or even just tell me, I would be extremely grateful and may summon an Anti-Grue to bring you cookies :). Thanks. --BieberAxeKiller (talk) 12:54, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

Answer to your request

On the inciclopedia, my username is AbsurdaPorSiempre. -- the dorky contralto 11:25, May 22, 2012 (UTC)

Joder. Cuantos articulos escribiste por ahí en poco tiempo ¡Unos son super buenos! ;) --ShabiDOO 21:37, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Gracias. :) -- the dorky contralto 11:38, May 24, 2012 (UTC)

Talk:Office chat?

Do you read that page anymore? I'd like to get the answer before I start doing anything stupid! (I'll have more time later at this day btw, not now) OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 04:47 28 May 2012

Chocolate Cake

I like being random --POP!GoesTheWeasel 14:47, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

Oh and did I mention? I'm officially back! Now give me your pizza. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 14:49, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

I find your randomness intensely errotic and I will be unable to sleep tonight. You cannot have my pizza. --ShabiDOO 17:46, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

I would like your opinion on something

Please cast your vote and opinion on SUSP; the future of the UnSignpost is in your paws!

^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 01:06, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

UnNews:Montrealer fed up with strikers dismembers one

It's pretty sick is it? Well, I just had to write about it since it's all over the news, and as I was writing and the article was evolving, I realized that would probably give a pretty "very dark humor" result. I think I redeemed myself with the other UnNews about the death penalty debate. Anyway, now you'll think I'm some psycho! :S PS: Also, I think there are a lot of UnNews on VFH because nobody is writing much articles as of late. Mattsnow 02:03, June 6, 2012 (UTC)

Matt...I'm glad you can understand my point of view. I asked a couple friends to read it, just to make sure I wasn't over reacting or being prudish. One said it wasn't as over the top as I thought, but neither was it funny. The other (who loves my disgusting articles) said it was definatly crossing the line. I don't object to the article as much as I very very strongly feel it is not a good idea to feature it. Sorry.

You are right about un-news being featured a lot. Seems like there are fewer and fewer articles being written. Don't we have a colaboration to work on? ;) --ShabiDOO 10:43, June 6, 2012 (UTC)

I guess I'm going to let you finish User:Mattsnow/Krypton (planet), it's pretty much done except it needs fine-tuning, but pretty much all the jokes are there. When you are through, just tell me, I'll proofread it. And I wanted to know, what don't you get about UnNews:Debate over death penalty raging in Canada?? The topic is kind of obvious. I respect your opinion that there is not enough jokes, but IMO, it's just filled with it! Anyway, I'm happy you voiced your opinion, just wanted to know a bit more. Watch out behind you, the Big Bad Wolf!!!! Mattsnow 01:59, June 7, 2012 (UTC)

Last sentence of the Intro is baffling. Switch to the first person at the end of the article is unencyclopedic. Spıke ¬ 02:13 7-Jun-12

Which article are you talking about bro? Please tweak it if you want. I'll get some tweaks on to the Krypton article, Shab. Mattsnow 02:27, June 7, 2012 (UTC)

Nillion

Hi Shabi, thanks for the advice. It's impossible to satisfy all the different types of people here. Its just that previously you used to appreciate my style, and now you don't. And I didn't change my style of saying the absurd with a straight face. Anyway, what should we do with Nillion? If we have conflicting tastes then how can we finish the collab? Right now we can go either the economy route, or the BIG number route, or combine them both in a workable manner that we both like. For sure making the nillion = 1 with a nillion zeroes is better than the last time. And would it solve the economic problems if we set the debt ceiling at infinity? I've been working on it. Please take a look at what I've done and let me know how we can make it consistent. Cheers, Mate--Funnybony    11:42, Jun 6

Funnybony, its not a question of your style. I like your style. However, I read each article without seeing the history of it or who nominated it so I can be objective (not pick favourites or such) and I treat each one as an article based on what a visitor will see on the front page, and on how hard I think people will laugh at it. If I left comments, its because I think visitors might not get the article (purpose, structure etc... or perhaps not laugh as much as they would with a few changes). I would expect nothing but the same from everyone else. If they have reservations about my articles, I SUPER EXTRA MEGA appreciate their feedback.

As for Nillion, Ive always thought it needs an underlying concept (other than its a big article). I was thinking about corruption...but corruption of what? Work, polititcal, developing countries, free market, swiss banks? --ShabiDOO 17:04, June 6, 2012 (UTC)

I don't like to repeat myself

That's why I won't do that, I'll only let you know that I've invented a prank. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:45, 6 June, 2012 (UTC)

Hey man...sorry I didn't get back to it. I havent worked on anything since finger cancer etc...but I will get to it asap. I PROMISE! --ShabiDOO 16:05, June 6, 2012 (UTC)

I understand. I have seen that you have MANY articles under work, and that you've wrote many articles too... As I've read some of them I see you're really creative. And oh, btw, maybe you've noticed that I moved Orchids to mainspace. Remember that article? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 07:27, 7 June, 2012 (UTC)

What did you think of the prank? Also, Finger Cancer is pretty cool page! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 16:27, 8 June, 2012 (UTC)

Progress (I hope)

Hi Shabi! I've been working on Nillion - playing up the infinite solution to the economy that infinity could play. I shouldn't have limited the number last time. Could you please take a look and also make any edits you like. When you think it is ready then I'll Nom it again - and hopefully will have another featured collab. Cheers, mate!--Funnybony    07:22, Jun 12

The forum

Have you gotten any response from Wikia?  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jun 14 '12 9:38 (UTC)

Thanks For Voting!

I've been real busy lately, so sorry, I've got no time to make a template. But thanks for voting though! Appreciated and I'm also leaving a package of drugs in your house, because, well ... you know. Police. No Time. You. Me. Friends. Yeah. Have fun! --POP!GoesTheWeasel 15:11, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Unbooks

Didn't like the edits?? I'll sue you for that! Mattsnow 01:47, June 17, 2012 (UTC)

I did like the edits in fact, that is, the ideas behind them. Youll notice that I kept some of them such as the purchase of the airplanes, and the preselected questions from the media. I wanted to write an article that made fun of harper without "explicitly" saying what I don't like about him. Theres nothing that isn't funny about your edits, I just needed to tone down the ones that seeed a little too obvious to me. Thanks for the edits though Mr. Mattsnow! You're a real pal! --ShabiDOO 02:30, June 17, 2012 (UTC)

No prob! Mattsnow 05:09, June 17, 2012 (UTC)

Tetragrammaton on VFH

You had some nice praise at Uncyclopedia:VFH/Tetragrammaton. Only, it was not a vote! Spıke ¬ 00:29 26-Jun-12

Hey Spike...I thought it was a nice article in a cute way...but I personally wouldn't go as far as to vote for it to be feautred. I'm sure it will get enough votes sooner or later! --ShabiDOO 11:09, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

OLÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Up yours you dried cod eating green wine drinking mongoloid stooges...you aren't even a real country anyways! And double up yours Ronoldo you testicle gargling pube bucket. VIVA VIVA VIVA VIVA VIVA!!!!!!!!!!!

Casiiiiilas oh oh! Piiiiiiiique ... oh oh! Xaaaaaaaaaaaaavi oh oh! VIVA VIVA VIVA

--ShabiDOO 22:14, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

The Italy UnNews

Is hilarious bro, nice job! It really cracked me up, it has been a long time a vulgar yet funny UnNews came along. I wrote one too if you want to read it: UnNews:Benny Hinn strongly opposes Obamacare. Do you know Benny Hinn? Mattsnow 07:25, June 29, 2012 (UTC)

Im glad you like it. I dont know anything about Benny Hinn...but I will look into it now!. --ShabiDOO 01:09, July 4, 2012 (UTC)

I've seen you be funny before

Now be funny again. I'm officially asking if you want to co-write User:Aimsplode/2012 Invasion of Australia with me. I currently need help on that sidebar, I've run out of ideas. →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{15:58, 4 July 2012}

Hey Aimsplode, thanks for thinking of me on the colab front. I still have three colabs going on at the moment, one of which (see directly below) doesn't even have one line written. So sorry, but let me know how it progresses. --ShabiDOO 03:24, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

office chat

two words. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:03, 4 July, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah...I was still waiting for your response to my q.

Hey cat...you are right...no more excuses...except the following one. I'm moving tomorrow and will have lots of things going on for a week or so. I have an idea that could probably really get this moving.

Let's skip the introduction and ending for now and write that later. Let's write two scenes each, all of them involving a prank that gets out of control. We can then review each others when they are done or rewrite them and get a better understanding of how we see the characters and what we are going to do. How does that sound? --ShabiDOO 03:28, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Great! I'll start mine as soon as I can. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 15:19, 5 July, 2012 (UTC)

How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?

Forum:Are you a Matthlock? User:Matthlock/sig2 20:42, July 5, 2012 (UTC)