Forum:Happymonkey's 4th Writing Contest

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Here's the deal

That's right everyone. It's back, and more importantly I'm back for it. Back for what you say? Read the freaking title moron THE MOST BALL BUSTING GUT GUSHING HEART HUMPING RIP OUT YOUR SPINE AND USE IT FOR A BASS GUITAR EPIC PHENOMENA IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. Ready or not it's coming, and it's here to play hackysack with you nuts and screw your grandma. THATS RIGHT YOUR FREAKING GRANDMA. So prepare yourself, because this time the monkey is going to judge, and he isn't pretty. Actually hes a sexy beast, but thats besides the point. The point is we got NEW rules, NEW judges and a NEW scheduled. Lets get it started.

When? A date & time has not yet been decided, but it will be sometime in May.

Whats new?

Well here's how it's going to work this time:

Once everyone officially signs up a special someone will pre-assign a article title and when the contest begins everyone will be given that title right here one this page. These titles, topics, articles, whatever you want to call them, will be dispersed based on the individual user's experience with this site. So if an Admin signs up along with someone who joined the site 2 days ago, a difficult topic will be given to the admin while a simpler one goes to the noob. Each user gets 36 hours to complete the page, and at the end of the competition every page will be judged. There is one supreme judge followed by a minimum of 3 other judges. The supreme judge will do a in-depth pee review of each individual article and give a score out of 50 (not a simple task) while the other judges will give the page an overall score out of 10. On top of this there will also be a "Banana Bonus" given to articles that have something snazzy in them, this will only be distributed by Happymonkey, this bonus will be 1 point per every snazzy thing found in the article. The user with the most points in the end is the winner, and will be awarded a bunch of cookies.

Judges

The official judges this contest are the following:

Supreme Judge:

• Shabidoo I head that all the cool kids are doing this happy monkey thing I keep hearing about! --ShabiDOO 00:49, April 17, 2012 (UTC)

Not-Supreme but still pretty awesome Judges:

• User:Happymonkey39--Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 01:49, April 15, 2012 (UTC)

Sign up

If you wish to participate please sign below:

• Woohoo! New contest! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:24, April 15, 2012 (UTC)
• Yes!!! If I'm here (some traveling in May, don't know the dates yet). When the Happy Monkey calls from the canopy the troop howls and hoots and hits branches against logs and joins him. Aleister 3:44 16-4-'12
• Sure, why not? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:14, 16 April 2012

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