User talk:TimmyTom

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Your happy monkey topic

Your topic my dear TimmyTom is: UnBooks:Still beefy: The autobiography of Beefy McManstick.

1. Write the article (on the topic above) on your namespace
2. I'll be judging the articles based on creativity, originality and cleverness.
3. Good luck, you have until tomorrow night (23.59 UTC, 6:59PM ET) to finish.

(happy monkey just realised that we are fourth cousins eight times removed!! GET OUT OF HERE!!)

--ShabiDOO 11:53, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

Moving

Sorry if I confused you there. The article needs to be in userspace at the moment until judging is done. It just saves you from having a random come along and edit it and disqualify you from competition. I've also asked Shabidoo to give you a hand with formatting. Beyond that I can't really give you a hand at the moment without potentially messing up both of our entries. Good luck with your fine-tuning though. If you do have any questions relating to how to format an article, make sure you ask someone. Pup 11:54 12 Feb '12

Happy Monkey!!

Eh, thanks for participating in the competition, I just read (and judged!) your article and like it a lot. I hope you plan on sticking around. You have been nominated for Noob of the Month by the Supreme Council! Congrats. :) Mattsnow 17:23, February 14, 2012 (UTC)

Huh?

Whats going on man? You debuted at this site with a great happy monkey entry, and you've taken a long vacation. Are you going to polish and shine that article? Are you going to write more debuts? Is it me? Do you not like my tender love? Come back. --ShabiDOO 23:34, March 9, 2012 (UTC)