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RAPE!

Officially Raped! - [07:39 8 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Sloppy? Yes. sticky? Yes. Satisfying? Immensley. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 07:41 8 July 2008

Oh yays you're sort of whoring something of mine to myself. I feel immensely satisfied. Also do you see that little request on that article's VFH? It's at the bottom in bold... Do you think you could do that, if it does get featured and I'm away? - [07:46 8 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh and I've got to go soon...but there's something that's been bugging me, do you mind if I quickly clear up your sig? - [07:47 8 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I'll tell everyone just how great you were... Also sure, I'll sort out your awards. Can't promise you I wont steal any though. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 07:50 8 July 2008

Keep your hands off 'em! Erm... *cough* That was not innuendo. - [07:52 8 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Them!? You've got two!? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 07:54 8 July 2008

I certainly do have two! - [07:58 8 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Aww, I'm jealous. One of my testicles was crushed in a boating accident. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 08:00 8 July 2008

I express my sincerest and humblest sympathy to the boat and any other non-Orian bits that may have been involved. For now I must say "adios!" as I'm off to..... Newcastle! - [08:06 8 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

HaHa! I'll miss you! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 08:08 8 July 2008

sup?

Hey Whats up. Anything new? Founding Member Baseball16 00:50, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Can't say that much is new. Other than this header I created for a different topic. Although I did change my sig. Thought it was time for something simpler, you like? your's is, er, interesting. you do know that you can just create another sub page when you want to change you sig (something like "User:baseball16/sig2"). If you don't, and you didn't, it changes your sig in every past place you put it too. Oh and my talk page and userpage are both quite new aswell. Also, that shape I gave you may not have 16 sides at all I was told that my one, which I thought was 57 sided, is only 32 sided (12 pentagonal, 20 hexagonal) with 90 edges and 60 vertices, so nothing even remotely 57 related. And now I'm placing it in my head I think yours is only 10 or maybe even 8. Meh, doesn't matter really. But yeah, that's me what's new in Baseball land? I've tried to keep an eye out and that but you seem to be doing your own thing. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 07:33 10 July 2008

I have joined the Uncyclopedian Anarchist Party. Click on the Great Head in my sig to see and join(if you want) also I have a question? Is there a place that I can request to get my User Page designed? Founding Member Baseball16 18:28, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

I shall have a look in a bit. And not really, it's sorta something you just do yourself. Steal code from other users pages and build it up like that. That's what I did anyway. For example these back grounds I stole from Yettie and and the Talk page rules box I stole from Hv. I'll try and help you if you give me an idea of what you want but I can't make any promises. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:36 10 July 2008

I CAN HAZ HELP POPULAR AMERICAN SPORT? I'm happy to help you with a userpage. *splurt* - [18:39 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

SPLURT!!! On my talk page! Clean that up now or it'll stain! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:41 10 July 2008

It already has! - [18:42 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

What the fuck, Yettie? What is this? Don't make me make another Talk Page Rule! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:45 10 July 2008

Yeah Yettie don't mess with Orian or he will (feel you up) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. Founding Member Baseball16 19:20, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Been there. Done that. Had better. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:21 10 July 2008

Can you tell Yettie that my anwser is yes. Founding Member Baseball16 20:08, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

You just did, He reads my talk page like a zealot reads the bible. I think. He must have gone somewhere actually, would have replied by now if he was here. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:14 10 July 2008

He does????? Founding Member Baseball16 20:37, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

*Shrugs* I dunno. I read a chapter of his archives every night before I go to bed, I'm just supposing he does the same. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:39 10 July 2008

Jeesus Christ In High Heaven, you do? I better clear that place up then...oh wait, it's for you...maybe not. Also, Baseball, so you vanna me to help you with your userpage? Okay but I'm going away on Saturday and tomorrow is a full day of real life, peeing and admiring myself in mirrors. I'll see if I can lend you a hand tomorrow. Actually, I better write a to-do list. - [21:04 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Ok hope that works out. Founding Member Baseball16 21:21, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks and all!

Yeh...hi Orian57. Sorry, I've been really lazy and can't be bothered with the whole template thing. Well actually, this is a template...I'm just substing it in. It's just as generic and unpersonalised as a template, so don't worry about that! Anyway thanks and all for voting for this. Erm, yeh...it's on the frontpage! Woo! Also I created a tribute to it after some talks with Hypeybole. Anyway, thanks again, Orian57! - [08:44 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yeah I know all about the tribute. I 'came across' it in recent changes... You dirty people. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:57 10 July 2008

JESUS CHRIST, IN YOUR INFINITE WISDOM AND SEXUAL ACCOMPLISHMENT ON HIGH IN HEAVEN NEXT TO GOD: OH LORDY! The title... - [18:04 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Lol, wut? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:06 10 July 2008

OH JESUS ON HIGH, THE PAGE TITLE! JESUS ON HIGH! I need to start writing my article "Smoking Weed With Jesus". - [18:08 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

What about the title? You not like? I thought it was a good way of whoreing everything. whithout my sig being gigantic or useing that sig-expand thing I've grown to dislike. Are you serious about that article title? It sounds intriguing if a little cleche. Congratulations on your second feature by the way. I'm working on something that I hope will wow people, need loads of work though I've bassically got the bones right now. Also yays your back! Yays! Also you read my new blog through yet??? Like to know what you think. Also do you know of any good hair gels? I can't find any good ones and can't afford to keep looking! Ok done my ramble. you may speak. SPEAK NOW CHILD! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:18 10 July 2008

- [18:19 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

SPEAK YOU WRETCHED LITTLE FUCKER!!! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:20 10 July 2008

~ - [18:28 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Sowee... Please speak to me... I didn't mean to shout. You know mummy loves you. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:29 10 July 2008

No, the title's fine, it was just very....dramatic. Yes I'm slightly serious about that title, one of the many ideas floating around my floating-space-idea-carboard-box. And I've seen that thing you're writing; it is starting to look very good. I have read your blod, I think, but I don't really have many opinions! Sorry, I'm not being that helpful! It was good, though. - [07:47 11 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

this one just make sure. I've put this title in all my sub pages as well. I don't think it's that dramatic. This new article sounds interesting like I said, look forward to reading it. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:06 11 July 2008

You wanna....

....stand for the sixth seat for the CMC party? I asked Jocke to retsart this, if anyone's interested...and he kindly did so...so, blah? - [21:23 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Sure! Are you gonna reply to the above message, I didn't write that ramble for nothing you know. And seriously what you think of my title header thing? And my new story blog? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:24 10 July 2008

Hmm...okay I'll reply, but I've decided to only edit this section so I'll go back and reply to that. Also you're now standing for a position in the senate. - [07:45 11 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

That sounds political. What exactly do I have to do? Stand and wave, make mawkishly sentimental speaches about the importance of family and then sleep with underage rent boys? Cos I should warn you I'm not much of a public speaker. And cameras set of my epilepsy. And I'm not married so no one'll care about the rent boy thing... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:10 11 July 2008

Jeese a conversation in two places! I can't deal with this! I'm just going to talk here, see how you like that! Christians will care about the rent boy thing, surely you don't live in sin by having intercourse out of wedlock? You just need to get people to vote for you: althought no one's allowed t ovote until there's enough candidates. I have read that story blog...The one with the action sutff...and the rape and stuff? Now for a word: Poopy. - [12:38 11 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Eww, poop. And he never got raped. What did you think of it though? You seem a little reserved, if it was bad just say sorry to nag but I like getting feedback. And no sin for me, we just lie in bed and talk... Ok we're naked -- but motel rooms can get pretty stuffy. We just talk. No sin at all. Nope. None for me. talking of sin... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:48 11 July 2008

I'm not being reserved! I'm never reserved. Look how unreserved I am! It's good! I haven't got many specific views - I'm feeling a tiny bit viewless at the moment. Also, maybe I should nom you for sysop-ness... Er :-) - [12:53 11 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

AGH! Ok no need to shout! Thanks for offering but I really don't think I'd be any good ad being a sysop: still don't quite have a handle on somethings and would rather not be commited like that. Maybe in a few months. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:06 11 July 2008

Ok, sure. - [13:19 11 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I turned your offer down! That's the exact opposite of prostitution! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:24 11 July 2008

Oh, sure. - [13:26 11 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

That's more like it. Good. Are you OK, by the way? you seem kinda... UnOK? what with the typos and viewlessness. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:30 11 July 2008

Typos? I made typos? That's pretty bad, but nah I'm fine...good, actually! Very good, I'm struggling with my attempt at an UnTunes a bit...Ermmm... *cough* - [13:38 11 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Tupos areeen't BaDD! It's just you don't normally make them. But if your fine that's good to hear! And an UnTunes? sounds interesting, you gonna sing it too? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:43 11 July 2008

Please...sing it! Pah, I'm awful at musically things (apart from writing the song, I hope...). I'm just listening to a few various songs, and then I'm gonna basically just rewrite the lyrics. I started an original song, but it got a bit complicated, especially if I wanted someone else to sing it. I was actually rather hoping Hypeybole would do the audio, if he had time, I heard two of his and they were great. - [13:49 11 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

It's much harder to parody lyrics than you might think at first, cos it has to stick to the same beat as the song, even if you use different rymes. It's bassically poetry and it's hard to write. What songs are you thinking of parodying? and what are you planning to make them about? Remember I tried to do a song once. Abandoned it pretty quickly. Though I did finish 1984 one of my favorit books! Oh and yeah, Hypes audios are amazing! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:56 11 July 2008

Well I wanted to write something from experience - so I was gonna right a song about stalking. It's a bit old, but I quite like the topic - at the moment. Also somewhere on my ideas list was to write a song related to one of my articles/to whore something of mine. For the momment I'm playing with big songs - like Rockstar, some of Mr. Blunt's terribly annoying songs, even Abba songs and Queen songs. Just sort playing around - seeing what works. - [14:07 11 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Queen, James Blunt, ABBA -- Yettie your music collection is gayer than mine. Stalking I can do. The same deluded fantasy about the same guy for a year, finding out where he lives and arranging accidental meetings in the local shop when he buys his morning paper on his way to work. Just ask if you need ideas. Though I do agree it may be a little tierd, Weird Al does stalking songs at least once on each of his albums. For Rockstar what would be your wanna-be-occupation? Clean-er? Or no! Porn-star! taht way you can introdsuce ides like the dark side of porn, STD's, utter lonlieness and eventally being snuffed sorry I watched a documentary... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:54 11 July 2008

Ahem, that's not my music collection! I generally don't pick good songs to attempt to rewrite. Also they're generally upbeat those songs, which I thought would be interesting with a song about stalking. A while ago I had the thought to rewrite Rockstar to be for an illegal immigrant or illegal worker. However I stopped when things started to seem like they were getting a little not-PC. I didn't want to be hunted down and shot, again. - [15:00 11 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Not PC is good. Usually. Fine line between racist and not PC but if you can pull stuff like that off it can be really funny. Upbeat and about stalking may clash. Another idea is putting the plot to a movie or book to music. But making the plot seem simple and thin or using it to parody the original song. Like having a really gentle sickly type of song talking about the Hostel movie(s). Or a simple repetitive song talking about something complicated like The Beach (I love that movie, Decaprio is topless for 90% of it and it's got a brilliant story) or Donnie Darko. cos there contrast will work really well. Or another idea I just came up with, have you ever heard the song "American Jesus" by Bad Religion? Well you could flip that to be something like the "British Dawkins". Maybe not. Just tossing ideas around carelesly again. Oh shit sorry one knocked your Jesus ornament off the mantel again. Sorry, Sorry! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:22 11 July 2008

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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:32, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeTo... wait, where am I?

Just sayin' ta for the review. I've already tried to implement some of the suggestions you said – it already seems better, but I'm glad you liked it, even if you did score insanely generously on images (I would have given myself a 3!). Congrats on 50 reviews as well. I noticed that I was sandwiched between two 38.25 features – that's slightly annoying. Thanks! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [12/07 10:54]

Oh, and "non-sequitur", since you asked UU. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [12/07 11:00]

Wasn't a problem! I would have got it done sooner it's just some evil alien shit was going down and I met this strange man, who calls himself The Doctor, and he saved everybody and took me traveling around time and space in his TARDIS. /end lazy excuse. As for my scoring... Like I said they were ok but not side-splitting. I guess if your being really harsh I coulda given images a 6 but it's the comments that matter. Also thanks for picking up my article! It's been there hours! And yay! Now I can spell sequitur! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:41 12 July 2008

Fair enough - I'm probably just a harsh scorer myself. I'm probably going to get a second review, since, well, I like getting two reviews on all my articles, but only after I've finished the modifications, which I like the look of. I've never actually been all that good at images really, but meh. Although I'm tempted to do what you did, your review should be done later tonight, and if not, tomorrow. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [12/07 12:46]

Yeah I like second reviews, gives a better idea of how it's actually going. And take as long as you need! Well actually don't, I was just being polite. I'll sit chewing my nails down to the bone untill I have someones opinion. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:59 12 July 2008

Yeah, 'cause with a second review the guy might love it and VFH it, or hate it and put on VFD, it's just a barometer of whether its improved. Also, if you ever want to relive Melty Blood (that link is great whoring), I have just the article coming up! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [12/07 17:59]

Why?:Would I ever put myself through anything like that again? I might though, if it's for you. at least you'll listen. I mean I may aswell have presented my review to a stone gerbil, in fact it may have done more to save the article. though I'm still kinda proud of that review (it could have been better I just got fed up with repeating myself) It's kinda part of uncyc culture now. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:13 12 July 2008

That's not a bad article idea actually... /me steals it. Well, PEEING culture at least. It won't be done for ages though, so you don't have to worry! I'm still kinda concentrating on M.J, and of the lot I have at my itinerary page it'll hopefully be the last one I write. I'm done with your improvements on it now, so thanks. As for your review, I've done images and concept so far, it'll be done for about 10pm. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [12/07 18:17]

But it's my idea! Well I just put it on my list, there's other stuff I have a better idea of what to do with though, so you can have it. Possibly we could collab on it sometime? and coolies. I may stay up for that. Oh and Mr Judge is looking good now! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:31 12 July 2008

Yeah, a collab sounds good - later though, I too have some other ideas. And thanks! Though I'm going for the second review before doing anything else. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [12/07 18:34]

Yeah, good luck with it! And yes later for a collab as I need to finish stuff. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:48 12 July 2008

Sure, just ping me whenever (and dear God don't let Yettie find it). ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [12/07 19:50]

I think I might do a different collab with him anyway. if you look in the above conversation he's thinking of an UnTune. But you're right we can't let him steal our glory. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:58 12 July 2008

Quick ta

Yuh, thanks for the review. I'll return with proper thanks and a template and stuff during the week when I have time, this is a very quick visit and I think I'm already later for something! Looks like you're due more than one template too - all will be sorted when I have time. But for now, I must away! Adios and have a blinding rest of the weekend. /me vaults over the wall, lands on handy horse, expertly makes it rear majestically for a second, then disappears in a cloud of dust, swearing and hat-falling-off. --UU - natter 08:23, Jul 13

Who was that masked user? MrN 08:25, Jul 13

I dunno but he was handsome! *swoons* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:09 13 July 2008

Ninjastar!

For 50 reviews. Keep it up! (Dammit, you'll be second before you know it). ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [13/07 09:26]

Yay! Another SFP Ninjastar! I must actually be a sucker for punishment! *Goes away to re-fashion life as such* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:18 13 July 2008

And while I'm dishing these out...

Platinum Pisser

Rejoice! Your colossal achievement of completing over 50 in-depth pee reviews has been recognised with the provision of this luxury micturitional accessory. You will be the envy of your friends. Or you would be, if you hadn't ignored them for ages while you were reviewing.

---

Feel proud. I never actually got one of these, so you're in elite company with UU and Sissy. 'Grats! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [13/07 19:28]

How come you never got one? You've got 50 In-depth and the rules clearly say you deserve one. I'd give you it but I'm not sure I'm qualified. Also Yay! Yay! Yay! I've never been so exited in my life! Just need to do 3 more to be ahead of you and then I'm second! then I need to beet U.U.! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:33 13 July 2008

MDL checked my fiftieth, and I'm not sure if he was aware of the things...meh. You'll probably pass me and Sissy, but UU is a huge challenge methinks. Just try as hard as you can before the RotM curse kicks in! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [13/07 19:36]

Christ my internet is running slow! You replied before my page had refreshed! What curse? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:39 13 July 2008

Everyone who's won RotM has had something happen to them the month after:

• OEJ: Went AWOL for several months.
• Cajek: Went AWOL for even longer.
• MrN9000: Has done like 2 or 3 reviews a month since.
• UU: Did like 1 review the month after winning.
• SisReck: Slowed down tremendously since winning.
• Me: See Sissy.
• MDL: Has done like 3 since.
• YTTE: Three wikibreaks already this month.

So yeah, there's definitely a curse. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [13/07 19:45]

Right, I'm starting a Vote Java campaign [sp?]! Though it won't make any difference to me, I have nothing better to do in life. Although I should get a job... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:50 13 July 2008

Hmm, it seems that Hv's given you two of the templates I was planning to arrive with today. However, you still deserve this last one for a top-notch review. Oh, and if you overtake my actual total (and not just the ones I've done since Cajek started the list), I'll prepare and present you a special template all of your very own. Just 70-odd to go (and I may find the time to do one or two more myself!) --UU - natter 10:03, Jul 14

Could I ask a favor?

Hey,

I put my article The Fat Girl up for a pee review. User:Syndrome reviewed it, and the review didn't go well for me. Not that I'm looking for rose petals at my feet, but the review, aside from a few handy suggestions, came off in a backhanded way. Well, at least I took it that way - Syndrome said that it was meant to be self depricating, and I have to take their word for that. Since you seem to be Pee Reviewer Extraordinarie of the moment, could you take a look at the Pee Review and tell me if you think I'm nuts? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:04, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Yeah Actually I noticed this review and his talk page. I actually read the review the was Sydrome said he intended it, he was possibly being a little facietious sometimes and maybe a little vague [sp?] but from what I could tell he did do it in good faith. If you'd like I'd happily pee the article myself (just start a new request), I've read it and I think I understood it better (although I don't have a fat girl =[ ). Oh and congrats on the feature! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:54 13 July 2008

Thanks for the offer. But I think I need to make some changes before I put it back up. Is it perfect? No. At the same time, I know better than to Pee Review an article on gaming when I know nothing about gaming, you know what I mean? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:40, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Yeah I get what your saying. Also sure make some changes! And thanks for the vote! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:53 14 July 2008

Its back up and changed. I moved the first pee review to the article's talk page. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:15, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Coolies, I'll get right on it! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:19 14 July 2008

I had to root about and fix my removal of the first pee review, so now its on as a resubmit. What does that mean? Well I put your template on it, so you'll have to go a hunting. Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP•

Now he's really confused I'm sure... We did however know that already... MrN 18:50, Jul 14

Yes I am. Why are there breasts on my talk page! I'd prefer if you put them away in future. Also yes I think I know what's happenening and it's cool, I'll get the review done as soon as I can, Pretty, might be tomorrow though. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:05 14 July 2008

What breasts? There are no breasts here. Are you are seeing breasts all over the place Orian? Maybe that's telling you something eh? MrN 19:17, Jul 14

/questions sexuality... yeah your right. I was wrong: Heterosexuality is the way forward after all! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:25 14 July 2008

Now you are just being an ass. If you're not careful, I will put you over my knee and spank you. Oh. Dam. MrN 19:28, Jul 14

/Questions sexuality again... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:30 14 July 2008

Thanks for the review

Thanks for taking the time to review my article in depth, I'm going to let it die like you suggested and try something else, Cheers, --CrabPope 20:27, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

You're very welcome, Sorry to have been so negative but I'm glad your gonna stick around! Like I said you ever need help just come ask me. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:06 13 July 2008

Some post-review stuff

Yeah, a quick response to a few of your comments.

The bit about there being no pay-off to the build-up about the guy getting up to some bad shit in his room. For me, the joke was the level of spying the narrator is indulging in is far worse than anything he's actually seen the guy doing, so I thought that was a subtle pay-off. I have, however, pumped that up a little more, hoping that the narrator going to further extremes will add the funny.

To answer your question, jaywalking is crossing the road outside of designated areas (such as traffic lights). In some jurisdictions of the US, this is a criminal offense, and can lead to up to a week in jail. Hardcore criminal activity, therefore! (And that explains my use of "more extreme" sins - as against most extreme - "more extreme" being a perfectly acceptable phrase, so I won't be changing that, thanks all the same!)

Also, the quote was there before I got there, and I suspect it is actually a direct quote from somewhere. Also, I think that being warm for the rest of his life is good (it implies the rest of his life will be quite short) as opposed to "all eternity", as that kind of implies he's going to hell, I suspect, which may not be the case (being set on fire not being a sin as far as I've heard).

"Repent of your sins" is a good, old-fashioned English phrase, and is actually more correct than "repent your sins".

The repetition - guilty as charged, thanks for pointing it out!

The other points - thanks, but I'll keep them as they are (either they're correct in the context intended, or I prefer them that way).

So yeah, thanks for the review, I've made appropriate tweaks and changes, can you have another glance and see if you think it's improved? If you think it's ready for VFH, well, that's your call - I've never been comfortable nomming my own stuff. --UU - natter 10:44, Jul 14

There are places where it's illegal to cross a road? That's insane! As for teh rest *Shrugs* Well you know "my opinion" and all that, maybe I'm just too young to remember this archaic language and it just didn't sound right. As for VFH I think I will. Also cool Ninjastar! Yay! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:18 14 July 2008

Actually, in Britain, it's technically illegal to cross a motorway. But I don't know what the punishment for it is - possibly a policeman comes and looks at you really sternly. --UU - natter 15:39, Jul 14

Oh well I figured playing chicken on a motorway was pretty dangerous but I actually didn't know it was illegal. Learn something new everyday I guess... / me goes to play chicken on a motor way SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:53 14 July 2008

Hea there young man

I noticed that you have just put you PEE stamp on Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/The Fat Girl. I had a word with Prettiestpretty about this review, and we agreed to revert her revert back to Syndrome's review to keep the review on the current page. I did not want to do that myself as I suspect that you are reviewing it yourself now. Would ya do me a favour please and either copy Syndrome's review onto the current page (above the one you did) or maybe create a new review for Prettiestpretty with the (Resubmit) convention which we normally use and put your new review there? Like yourself, I'm sure Syndrome wants to keep his reviews current... Enjoy. Oh, looks like you are doing really well in reviewer of the month... ;-) MrN 18:43, Jul 14 Forget all that stuff then... MrN 19:18, Jul 14

Whoring

You neede to get better at it. What's the point of having adoptess if you don't get them to vote for you at every possible opportunity in return? Politics, dear boy, policits... Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 19:35, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

I got baseball and Nacky to. But then I thought was bad parenting: I want you to have your own minds and all that pretentious stuff. In all honesty I just forgot to mention it. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:38 15 July 2008

Note to self as well, spelling, dear boy, spelling! Anyway, have voted RoTM. Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 19:40, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

It's more typos than spelling. But if you want you can proof read my talk page. And the archives. Incidentally I notice that Capital "T"... Anyways have fun, and be sure to call round if you need help. Don't talk to strangers! Unless they're cute strangers, in which case knock yourself out! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:44 15 July 2008

YOU LIAR

owwwwwwww you said you didn't bite now I need to go to the emergency room for my goddamn finger – Preceding unsigned comment added by Bonne Nuit Bijou (talk • contribs)

Yeah sorry about that, it's my canabilism (I'm working on it! C(anibals)A(nnonymous) and all that), make sure to get a tetnus shot and anti-biotics. Also tidles! (~~~~) Put four after your message! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 01:39 19 July 2008

/me eats Orian. Woops, now that could cum out the wrong way... MrN 01:50, Jul 19

/me tells my mommy there's a man saying strange things to me on the internet SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 01:54 19 July 2008

Jolly Good Sir!

Do I sound British? I really hope I do! Ummm, RAHB got finished with the audio on Awkward Conversation. You had said earlier that you would VFH it when it was done, and I think I'm done with it. If you want to, that would be cool. If not, no worries. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 06:16, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

No you sound 19th centuary English and there's a subtle difference. And yup. Though if I was being really picky I'd say get an elevator pic. But I'm not being really -- or even slightly -- picky at the minute. Give me a sec and I'll sort out the nom. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:16 19 July 2008

The Fat Girl Pee Review

I can work with this.

I do like the Fat Girl Super hero, but you prove a point that she doesn't seem intergrated into the text, so I think that she will have to get a section, or a bullet in the list that you seem to like textually, but dislike because its a list. The Queen Mum image is O-U-T, there seems to be an agreement that it just doesn't work, at all and I am part of that agreement.

As for the words that you learned, well there you go! I've learned a lot from borther and his "mens". My kids have a vocabulary that is unbeliveable. Our eldest daughter was playing dress-up and "modeling" last month and when her father asked what she was doing she replied "I am FIERCE!" and then she tried to snap her fingers. She's been spending way too much time Skyping with her uncle - thank God he hasn't taught her the words to "CUNTY". He made me watch the video on You Tube and I couldn't get it out of my head for months. I also have learned from my nephew - he's a member of the club, too.

Again thanks for the time. It does mean something when your work is looked over by someone who has a clue. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:01, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, wow, glad to see people taking my advice (more often than not it gets ignored and then the article gets huffed) yeah lists I think just dont look erm... fierce (?) enough, Prose always looks less... Cunty (?) (and generally keeps a tone better). And yeah like I said it was mostly just the images that were off. When they're sorted it's likly go to VFH. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 06:23 20 July 2008

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