User talk:Orian57/Archive11
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This little talk page looks like it's just had its cherry popped!
Oh yes it has! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:08, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
- Don't worry I'll tell all my friends you were good, love to see their faces when you cum three seconds after taking your clothes off. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 04:14 26 January 2009
- You told me you weren't recording! Lying wench! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:23, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah I also lied about the HIV, I actually don't have it. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 04:33 26 January 2009
- Why does our love have to be based on lies?? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:46, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
- It's not me it's you. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 04:47 26 January 2009
- I can't have a relationship like this! We're over! I expect your damn weight set out of my apartment by Tuesday! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:01, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
- It's not me it's you. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 04:47 26 January 2009
- Why does our love have to be based on lies?? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:46, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah I also lied about the HIV, I actually don't have it. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 04:33 26 January 2009
- You told me you weren't recording! Lying wench! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:23, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Hey Now!
I simply must get a background color for my talk page.......When you get a spare moment, I think Damsel is ready for consumption. I figured the threat of being "killed off" was fitting way to end it. Thanks again!-- 17:20, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
- *ahem* I was the brilliant genius user who came up with that idea. You may bow down before me and kiss my feet if you so wish. - [07:44 29 January 2009]
- Having a bit of a back problem, is it OK to kiss higher?-- 13:25, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Hello.
How nice it is to see you here. Fancy seeing you on your own talkpage! Also I here there is an official voate. And in other news Yettie is a well established whore with fishnets. We don't hang out like we used to. We used to have imaginative, creative and sometimes even edgy sex. What happened to that? We used to verbally rape each other. What happened? I became one of them, apparently or I left for like a month or two. I'm guessing that's the answer. Can't we at least get back to some informal sex? I'm not so sure if informal is the right word, there. - [07:44 29 January 2009]
- No. You ran away and got a sex change. You lied to me, excetra. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 15:42 29 January 2009
- It's actually etcetera, because it comes from the latin "et cetera" which means, literally, "and the rest". Please in future spell things correctly. That is all. :P - [16:30 29 January 2009]
J-Shea needs you!
to vote for him for GOTY, SOTM and FFS.
Please do it. He's already threatened your life, who knows what he will do to me and others if you don't vote for him. --Docile hippopotamus 13:08, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Delegation, it's what you need
Morning Orian, hope life is treating you well. Listen, can I ask something? Would you mind awfully finishing the latest signpost for me? Just write something about Mordillo's recent ascent to omnipotence in the main box there, and put something where the "pathetic joke" bit goes, then ask that nice MrN to fire up the paperbot. Make it funny if you want, that's kind of an optional extra ;-)
I am snowed under with work at the moment - I'm staying late at the office and working at home as well, so would really appreciate this. I'd make some kind of joke at this point but I'm too busy to think of one. Pippings! --UU - natter 09:14, Jan 30
- You mean I'm wanted? Wow. I don't get this feeling very often. Let me savour it a second. And sure, if you trust me enough. Also by morning did you mean afternoon? Because I only just woke up. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:23 30 January 2009
- Fantastic, good job - thanks so much Orian, remind me to give you a template of some description when I have a little more time. Now, off to other pressing matters! --UU - natter 08:50, Jan 31
UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January
Smiting the nail of news with the plastic hammer of truth
January 22 + 7, 2009 • Issue 32 • Th-the m-m-most con-confident new-Newspaper in a wh-while
Zionists consolidate wiki power Yeah the st-story is, erm, about Mr Mor-Mordillo’s erm asce-ascent—rise to new power. He was, eh, pr-promoted to erm, Be-Beu- Bureaucrat? Which, erm, me-means he can- can now do- do th-things he cou-couldn’t d-d-do b-before; Kind-kind of like m-my pro-pro-promotion. Heh-heh, th-that was a j-jo-joke. S-some Un-Uncyclope-Uncyclopedians th-think this p-p-proves s-s-s-something abou-about so-some s-sort of J-Je-Jewish, erm, conspiracy. Or-or something, I-I’m n-not really sh-sh-sure why that was meant to be funny. Pro-pro-probably was-was-wasn’t. So-sorry. Th-the decision ca-came about b-b-because of th-the fuh-fuh-forum voting process in-in-initiated b-by Under—Under user wh-who was u-u-upset tha-that Bureaucrat C-C-Codeine had decided to leave. After s-some ti-time voting it-it was d-d-decided that Mordillo w-w-would become a Bureaucrat and that C-C-C-Codeine wasn’t leaving a-a-after all! Which was g-g-good. M-M-Mordillo di-didn’t ma-make a c-c-comment s-so I-I’ve b-been told t-to make one u-up. Erm, “Ha ha ha! N-Now you-you’re all un-under my thumb!” Or something, that that wasn’t really f-funny ei-either. Sorry, M-Mordillo, it-it’s not my W-words! Image:Do a jailbait.jpg Determined to be a Shemale To the relief of Uncyclopedians everywhere, notorious image "Do a jailbait" has been scientifically proven not be a girl. Originally, many suspected that the disturbing and disturbingly attractive image was that of young girl: age estimates ranging from jail bait age down to "pedo-bear approves" age. However, due to much "research" on the internet regarding the appearance shemales who are just over the age of consent, it has been determined that said image was in fact a young shemale. Researchers said the hairy arms and the huge penis of the lady in question proved without reasonable doubt that the image can not be that of a girl. Many in the Uncyclopedia community were relived by the news. Orian57 in particular who stated the child was “quite sexy.”, on the image talk page, was relieved to find he could no longer be considered bisexual. Some worry about the continuing freedom of Sockpuppet of an unregistered user after his comment: “I don't care. Me wanna rape!” |
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Voting
Hey congratz on your Top Ten dude! Really impressive. If you don't mind could you maybe vote my Cardboard Box in? I mean you don't HAVE to vote for it but if you like it I would really like to make sure it gets featured. Thanks! ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 00:00, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Dude I was litterally just on your talk page to thank you for that vote, and I'll give it a read see what I think. I haven't been as active on VFH as I should have been. Or is this for the top 3 of january? either way I'll at least read it. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 00:03 2 February 2009
- Oh I just meant for a feature, it has a score of ten but it is reaching the end of its nomination thing so I want a few more votes in. And no problem on voting! Again congratz! ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 00:12, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Thanks alot dude! I like the changes as well thanks alot for everything. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 00:51, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Oh my god you are fantastically funny! I'm so glad you whored that too me. Here let me link to cardboard box just so anyone else reading can get there easier. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 00:53 2 February 2009
- Thanks alot dude! I like the changes as well thanks alot for everything. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 00:51, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Oh I just meant for a feature, it has a score of ten but it is reaching the end of its nomination thing so I want a few more votes in. And no problem on voting! Again congratz! ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 00:12, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
I'm not sure just how to say this...
...but you mean so much that I could just smother you with a hug. Of course, it would have to be with your mothers permission. I could just eat you up. And thanks for your vote on Uncyclopedia:Potatochopper of the Year. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:08, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- MOOOOOOMMY! The lady on the internet is trying to eat me! Also It was no P.P.problem. (You see what I did there?) ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 00:11 2 February 2009
Help!
Hey dude, I have a new article I am working on and I am almost done. It is an Unbook about a guy with a sort of new found fetish for monkeys and a whole bunch of cheating and jealousy and cliche kind of drama between him and monkies he is sleeping with. The problem is, the beginning is just setting up the situation, and I am having a REALLY hard time making it funny. Mainly the first two chapters. I have thought about it for a long time and have given up. If you could maybe give it a read and tell me what you think of it overall, and if you have any ideas on what I could add in the first two chapters thatd be awesome. if not thats cool too. I REALLY like your neurotic page and will do a Pee Review unless you want UU to do it. I have some ideas anyways. Thats about it, thanks! Oh ya here is the link to the article if you decide to help. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 16:20, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Sounds interesting. I'll have a look later, I've only just woke up and not feeling spectacular at the moment. Also please go ahead and give Neurotic a review, UU says he's busy all this week with work. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:06 2 February 2009
- Will do! Be done soon. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 18:52, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Thanks man. Do you want me to give you a full on pee review? If so just creat the review page. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:09 2 February 2009
- Nah it isn't completely done yet and I am looking more for ideas to make this funnier. If you want you can just wait for it to be finished then review it, but now I am just looking for ideas on maybe directions it could go and ways to bring humor to the beginning. But storyline wise it still needs a few more chapters which I am finishing today. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 19:16, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Thanks man. Do you want me to give you a full on pee review? If so just creat the review page. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:09 2 February 2009
- Will do! Be done soon. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 18:52, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
How may I help you...
...you may not realize it, but you need my help on something. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:33, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- You could recallobrate my body tempriture, my head is on fire but my hands are bassicallly numb. Also you could have a look at Neurotic and see if it's any good, Tag said he was reviewing it but I'd like your short opinion too. Or was this one of those questions where you've spotted something wron and are trying to make me geuss? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:40 2 February 2009
- No im pretty sure she was talking to me. She wanted to help my Unbook. Thanks alot thats very generous of you. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 19:44, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- I've just realised you've got tit in your name. all this time I was saying tagst-it. Oh well ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:46 2 February 2009
- Thats the way its meant to be said, tagst-it, but pervs look at it and see tit so ya... ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 19:47, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Oh so I'm not a perve after all! I must inform the judge! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:49 2 February 2009
- No, your still a perv...just a gay perv...I am sure if my name was Tagsdick you would be all over it ;) ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 19:51, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Oh, Bravo bravo! golly was I pwned or what? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:54 2 February 2009
- Ya, I suppose you were ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 19:57, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- No you really made me laugh there. Also where'd PP go? I want to know what she thought was wrong that she must correct. Maybe my lable was sticking out of my t-shirt. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:59 2 February 2009
- Hmm not sure, also where is SysRq, he usually joins in on these conversations ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 20:07, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- He's probably raping his dog. His boy dog. How sick is that? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:10 2 February 2009
- OH GROSS! A boy dog? I mean, I have had my run around the dog park but I have never tried BOY dogs. *shrudders* ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 20:14, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Yah I know, and we're having having this conversation in front of a woman. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:17 2 February 2009
- Well she isn't a dog is she? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 20:23, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- How dare you suggest such a thing! PretiestPretty is the Prettiest Pretty lady in all of Pretty much anywhere! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:24 2 February 2009
- Well she isn't a dog is she? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 20:23, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Yah I know, and we're having having this conversation in front of a woman. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:17 2 February 2009
- OH GROSS! A boy dog? I mean, I have had my run around the dog park but I have never tried BOY dogs. *shrudders* ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 20:14, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- He's probably raping his dog. His boy dog. How sick is that? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:10 2 February 2009
- Hmm not sure, also where is SysRq, he usually joins in on these conversations ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 20:07, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- No you really made me laugh there. Also where'd PP go? I want to know what she thought was wrong that she must correct. Maybe my lable was sticking out of my t-shirt. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:59 2 February 2009
- Ya, I suppose you were ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 19:57, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Oh, Bravo bravo! golly was I pwned or what? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:54 2 February 2009
- No, your still a perv...just a gay perv...I am sure if my name was Tagsdick you would be all over it ;) ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 19:51, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Oh so I'm not a perve after all! I must inform the judge! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:49 2 February 2009
- Thats the way its meant to be said, tagst-it, but pervs look at it and see tit so ya... ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 19:47, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- I've just realised you've got tit in your name. all this time I was saying tagst-it. Oh well ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:46 2 February 2009
- No im pretty sure she was talking to me. She wanted to help my Unbook. Thanks alot thats very generous of you. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 19:44, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
RAAAWR
RAAAAAWR.
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That template
There y'go buddy, one template. Thanks for the help - and hopefully for the impending help with this week's issue as well! --UU - natter 22:57, Feb 2
- CAKE! Yep I will look into the 'of the year' stuff very soon. Thanks muchly. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:12 2 February 2009
- Yea, just remember to clean your bits properly this time... 9001(bot) 23:07, Feb 2
- Oh hi 9001... Want me to service your nuts and bolt? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:12 2 February 2009
- OK, here's the thing: everything's gone hopelessly to shit at work and I'm fighting fires like mad. And I'm out of town for a couple of days for my Dad's 60th afterwards. I'm gonna try and fill in all the regular stuff on the signpost tonight, if I can, leaving you to put the main article in the middle and roll it out - the issue in question is here. If I can't add the usual guff, can you find a couple of interesting forums to link to in the top right box, fling in a biopic (a list of all those already covered is here) and add any filler as you see fit? Sorry to dump this on you man, but I know you can cope! ;-) Oh fuck, something else is going wrong, gotta go! Ahhhhhh! --UU - natter 13:44, Feb 4
- While you're having your latest flirtation with Yettie, did you notice this? Because I'm done with it now - it needs a biopic, the main content, plus maybe some filler in those other right side boxes depending on how long your in-depth look at the "...of the year" stuff is. I'd do more, but right now thousands of things are trying to happen to me at once and I just don't have the ... aaaahhhhhhh! --UU - natter 19:26, Feb 4
Explanation
- I am male (interestingly I am actually straight).
- I left because of a complicated relationship, I'll leave it at that. Or at least that's why I think I left. That's over now, as of today.
- I don't know why I did the gender-bender thing. Attention, I guess.
There, I've explained. - [22:21 3 February 2009]
- YES! I KNEW IT! I CALLED IT!! —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:26, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- You win at life. - [22:29 3 February 2009]
- Cmon, I get my little moment of celebration for totally calling this one. The penis gave it away. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:32, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- Oh. Knock yourself out. Yes for YOU! - [22:38 3 February 2009]
- Cmon, I get my little moment of celebration for totally calling this one. The penis gave it away. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:32, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- You win at life. - [22:29 3 February 2009]
- It was a good melodrama while it lasted, bravo.--
- I'd like to thank the academy, and Yettie's penis. THANK YOU ALL FOR SUPPORTING ME! —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:49, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- That is the very highest honour in the land of Yettie. Treat it with the same respect you would treat any other especially squishy penis that you happen to come across. - [08:44 4 February 2009]
22:43, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- I'd like to thank the academy, and Yettie's penis. THANK YOU ALL FOR SUPPORTING ME! —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:49, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- So, was I also right about your age, the quality of your computer desk, and your laundry situation? 23:11, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah I'd kinda gone back too thinking you were a guy. Anyway dude, get skype! I know you said something about keeping "work and play" seperate but that is a pathetic excuse or aren't we friends? Also hey Hype! I aint seen you around here in a while. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 00:11 4 February 2009
- Work and play is a pathetic excuse? I said that? Well, I've got a better excuse: 1) I should have told you before, but you smell, and I imagine it'll be worse on skype and 2) I want to remain anonymousish, a little bit. - [08:44 4 February 2009]
- Meh, stupid not-even-a-bitch. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:25, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- Yes I smell but you're X amout of miles away and I won't have to see you, just hear. I could still pass you on the street and only stop to spit on you're poor-person head. I don't get what your big problem is. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:54 4 February 2009
- You can't smell people on Skype? - [17:14 4 February 2009]
- Nope. Just voices, it's like calling up your head. They tell me to touch myself... ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:18 4 February 2009
- You can't smell people on Skype? - [17:14 4 February 2009]
- Yes I smell but you're X amout of miles away and I won't have to see you, just hear. I could still pass you on the street and only stop to spit on you're poor-person head. I don't get what your big problem is. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:54 4 February 2009
Oh and I'm majorly offended and majorly not talking to you, let alone Skyping with you and your newly refurbished anus. My glamorous return in a sparkling coach isn't mentioned on your archive 10 highlights! I iz woundedz. - [19:21 4 February 2009]
- I find this descussion to be veeeerrry interesting... - ReddFighter Talk!| 19:23, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- REDD APPROVES THIS MESSAGE! - [19:34 4 February 2009]
- Neurotic reminded you of Fight Club? I don't see how, I actually had ideas of paodying it in insomnia (but I didn't in the end) it never entered my head when I was writing neurotic, though. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:59 4 February 2009
- Yes Fight Club. I don't know why, that's just what came into my head. Maybe it was the fuckathon mixed with neuroticness? - [21:02 4 February 2009]
- Neurotic reminded you of Fight Club? I don't see how, I actually had ideas of paodying it in insomnia (but I didn't in the end) it never entered my head when I was writing neurotic, though. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:59 4 February 2009
- REDD APPROVES THIS MESSAGE! - [19:34 4 February 2009]
- Dear Yettie: Please get Skype. Thank you. —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:02, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- Dear You: Do I know you? It's just I quite frequently get complete strangers walking up to me and asking me to do things... - [21:02 4 February 2009]
- Do what he says or I'll blind you with this cup of cum that I happen to be carrying around with me. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:06 4 February 2009
- Mmm...cum cup! - [21:12 4 February 2009]
- Just get skype like the man says. It'd be great to have you there as well as inside me. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:14 4 February 2009
- So he's a man now? Notice how I'm skillfully dodging your Skype-related requests. - [21:19 4 February 2009]
- Sissy's always been a man, biologically. He just likes to wear womans clothes and get older men to abuse him. Look, this is the last time I'll ask, get skype, please. I consider you a good friend I jsut think we could be better friends if we had the option of not having everyone read what we say. Also I just downloaded the LazyTown CD and I want you to listen to it too! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:23 4 February 2009
- I uh... I uh don't know what to say? A fr-fr-friend? I've never had a friend before. I uh. /me tears up If you want to be able to talk to me in a secretish place where we can share dirty secrets, maybe something where I don't have to use my impregnated voice? Such as MSN...or a similar computer contraption. - [21:35 4 February 2009]
- Yeah that's good too, I don't mind MSN (e-mail me with your adress through the link at the side) though skype has just a chat room. Now I just want to know whats wrong with your voice: I'll understand if you're from liverpool but other than that I can't see what would be so bad. Also what the fuck are you playing at? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:41 4 February 2009
- VFH. It's this thing where you vote on articles and ones that gets lots of vote get put on the front page for a day. Clever, huh? And...email...er...tomorrow. Yes. Will do. - [22:05 4 February 2009]
- Why tomorrow? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:13 4 February 2009
- Because I'm going to sleep, circa now. Mainly because I haven't got to sleep much before 4 for a good week or so and I have school tomorrow. - [22:15 4 February 2009]
- Why are you linking to teenager? That sort of implies I'm not, when I am. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:17 4 February 2009
- Cause I'm a teenager...and I'm lazy and shit and fit all the stereotypes. Except that I'm disgustingly posh to boot. Infact I'm just one massive merged stereotype. Also I bet I'm younger than you think, you pedo. See I don't even spell pedo proper! Take that, you old grandad! In the country where thou liveth the age of criminal responsibility is 8 and I'm not criminally responsible if I happened to be living in your country. Write an inequality describing my age. [4 Marks] - [22:24 4 February 2009]
- if you were eight you wouldn't be a teenager. Also what's an inequality in this instance? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:32 4 February 2009
- Is it seriously eight? My dog could be charged with raping my couch, then! —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:35, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- Aye, tis eight. By god, you don't know what an inequality is, Orian? You should be shot for your ignorance. Or something. And you're asking the exam paper what an inequality is? It's one of those dem dere things with a greater than sign or a less than sign and such. - [07:39 5 February 2009]
- Cause I'm a teenager...and I'm lazy and shit and fit all the stereotypes. Except that I'm disgustingly posh to boot. Infact I'm just one massive merged stereotype. Also I bet I'm younger than you think, you pedo. See I don't even spell pedo proper! Take that, you old grandad! In the country where thou liveth the age of criminal responsibility is 8 and I'm not criminally responsible if I happened to be living in your country. Write an inequality describing my age. [4 Marks] - [22:24 4 February 2009]
- Why are you linking to teenager? That sort of implies I'm not, when I am. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:17 4 February 2009
- Because I'm going to sleep, circa now. Mainly because I haven't got to sleep much before 4 for a good week or so and I have school tomorrow. - [22:15 4 February 2009]
- Why tomorrow? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:13 4 February 2009
- VFH. It's this thing where you vote on articles and ones that gets lots of vote get put on the front page for a day. Clever, huh? And...email...er...tomorrow. Yes. Will do. - [22:05 4 February 2009]
- Yeah that's good too, I don't mind MSN (e-mail me with your adress through the link at the side) though skype has just a chat room. Now I just want to know whats wrong with your voice: I'll understand if you're from liverpool but other than that I can't see what would be so bad. Also what the fuck are you playing at? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:41 4 February 2009
- I uh... I uh don't know what to say? A fr-fr-friend? I've never had a friend before. I uh. /me tears up If you want to be able to talk to me in a secretish place where we can share dirty secrets, maybe something where I don't have to use my impregnated voice? Such as MSN...or a similar computer contraption. - [21:35 4 February 2009]
- Sissy's always been a man, biologically. He just likes to wear womans clothes and get older men to abuse him. Look, this is the last time I'll ask, get skype, please. I consider you a good friend I jsut think we could be better friends if we had the option of not having everyone read what we say. Also I just downloaded the LazyTown CD and I want you to listen to it too! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:23 4 February 2009
- So he's a man now? Notice how I'm skillfully dodging your Skype-related requests. - [21:19 4 February 2009]
- Just get skype like the man says. It'd be great to have you there as well as inside me. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:14 4 February 2009
- Mmm...cum cup! - [21:12 4 February 2009]
- Do what he says or I'll blind you with this cup of cum that I happen to be carrying around with me. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:06 4 February 2009
- Dear You: Do I know you? It's just I quite frequently get complete strangers walking up to me and asking me to do things... - [21:02 4 February 2009]
UnSignpost 5th February 2009
The Newspaper that won't leave you the same way they did!
February 5, 2009 • Issue 33 • It's Journalism Jim, but not as we know it.
The ‘of the Year’ run down of the year!
So after a long neurotic month of blatant prostitution, secret e-mail canvassing, bribery and coercion in deciding who should win the various ‘of the Year’ awards (plus a completely normal five days of knowing who did) the results are in! UotY: Mordillo! Nominated (but not voted for) by UU with the reason “[he does] the big bad wolf stuff to keep fuckwits at bay.”. 21 Jew jokes later (“Jew that controls the internet”, “I feel I have to vote for him” and “I love this man. To the point that his girlfriend is seriously distraught by it”) Mordillo was the landslide victor a whole 12 votes ahead of the runner up, UU! And he deserved it too (though to be frank I deserved it more)! Our WotY was Modusoperandi! Narrowly beating Mhaille by 2 votes he was nominated by UU with the reasoning “…Tends to brighten my day whenever I see him, although that could be the light reflecting off his gleaming naked body.” Another 19 Canadian jokes ( “this silly Canadian”, “I never would have thought that casting a vote would be so painful as this” and “Modus is like maple syrup. On the outside he's all golden, sweet and sticky. On the inside however, he's all golden, sweet and sticky”) won him the award! (though to be frank I would have appreciated it more!) Next up was our winner of PotY, Prettiestpretty! She was nominated (but not voted for) by Mhaille because she is the “producer of some very impressive work” and has won the PotM twice! 18 girl jokes later (“such a foregone conclusion”, “She's earned this and then some” and “Unlike most people here, I'm actually going to give a reason for voting for PP. I'm even going to write two sentences explaining the reason.”) she deservedly won the award which she herself designed. (I don’t even know how to use MS paint but I’d still like to have been acknowledged). There was also an impromptu N00b of the Year award created that Rcmurphy ran off with. He was nominated by Spang with the reason “He really deserves it this time” and received 12 N00b jks (“How can you be a year old and still be a noob without being rcmurphy”, “He's still confused too” and “[Hyperbole is] regularly here and dangerously competent. Rc remains the quintessential n00b”). (*grumble* I started lurking in 2007…) Lastly and leastly there was the UGotY which was awarded to Wikia. Nominated by Mhaille with the reason “Wikia continue to raise the bar on defining what it means to be a Useless Gobshite”. He/she/it got 5 jokes that I don’t properly understand (“As much as I'd like to see Yettie take this, Wikia is both more useless and far more of a gobshite”, “it's rare to see such dedication to gobshitery” and “Outstanding contributions to fail.”). (Ok so I’m not bitter about loosing this.) |
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- *me in just a robe at the front door* Hello 9001... You look nice today. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 03:22 5 February 2009
- Don't talk to the bots, you'll encourage them. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:31, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah I know. I think it's important for any semi-sentient being to have a strong self-esteem. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 03:36 5 February 2009
- Good day master Orian. I must commend you on your latest efforts with the newspaper the "UnSignpost". Getting praise out of that bastard can be as tricky as licking your own elbow when you don't even have elbows, (trust me, it's tricky) but I think you did a fine job with it. I am sure that Mr Under user will also be impressed when he notices what you have done... In addition, Mr Boomer sir, I invite you to place your head into the more dangerous regions of SAL9000's pet hippopotamus. 9001(bot) 03:41, Feb 5
- See how they are? You give them a little leeway and suddenly they start giving you lip. Horrible creatures. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:43, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
- But if you'd been nice to them in the first place there would have been no robot war! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 03:54 5 February 2009
- Those things are built to serve. If they can't handle doing their jobs, they belong in the scrap heap. Or, this this one's case, in wikilog hell. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:00, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
- I'm not sure guys, but I think the Animatrix is about to happen. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:01, Feb 5
- Those things are built to serve. If they can't handle doing their jobs, they belong in the scrap heap. Or, this this one's case, in wikilog hell. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:00, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
- But if you'd been nice to them in the first place there would have been no robot war! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 03:54 5 February 2009
- See how they are? You give them a little leeway and suddenly they start giving you lip. Horrible creatures. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:43, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
- Good day master Orian. I must commend you on your latest efforts with the newspaper the "UnSignpost". Getting praise out of that bastard can be as tricky as licking your own elbow when you don't even have elbows, (trust me, it's tricky) but I think you did a fine job with it. I am sure that Mr Under user will also be impressed when he notices what you have done... In addition, Mr Boomer sir, I invite you to place your head into the more dangerous regions of SAL9000's pet hippopotamus. 9001(bot) 03:41, Feb 5
- Yeah I know. I think it's important for any semi-sentient being to have a strong self-esteem. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 03:36 5 February 2009
- Don't talk to the bots, you'll encourage them. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:31, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
Orian I love you. Unless UU wrote the biopic, in which case I love him instead. Tough luck. - [07:39 5 February 2009]
- No I wrote that. Thanks for the love :) ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 07:43 5 February 2009
- Love...love...love etc. - [07:44 5 February 2009]
- oh, Im doing good. not doing much but sitting around and playing with my xbox. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ReddFighter (talk • contribs)
- You see I havent really been on in about a week and I've become a productive member of the community. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:23 6 February 2009
- oh, Im doing good. not doing much but sitting around and playing with my xbox. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ReddFighter (talk • contribs)
- lol I loved your song! It should go on the front page! I forgot to sign, didnt I? I think I was to pre-ocupied. Anyway, you know what, I once kissed a girl, and then I threw up... Or was that her vomit??? - ReddFighter Talk!| 05:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
- Wait... Are you, like, not into kissing girls? Or is vomit some kind of sick (yay, pun) fetish? Also If you really love the song don't forget to vote! And also this? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 07:23 7 February 2009
- lol I loved your song! It should go on the front page! I forgot to sign, didnt I? I think I was to pre-ocupied. Anyway, you know what, I once kissed a girl, and then I threw up... Or was that her vomit??? - ReddFighter Talk!| 05:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
- I'm into kissing girls. But that was a weird party... now that I think of it, I was so drunk I cant remember who I kissed! All I know is They threw up. Aaah, great times. - ReddFighter Talk!| 18:53, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
- Yes yes, I voted (hope I did it correctly). Now, I am going to go be a whore and play my xbox 360 on xbox live... - ReddFighter Talk!| 18:59, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
- Alright, I am done voting. NOW I am going to go and play my xbox... - ReddFighter Talk!| 19:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
- Your very welcome! - ReddFighter Talk!| 19:11, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Just a reminder...
I still reallyreallyreallyreally wanna do that Lyle Crump collab with you. Up for some work today? I've still got our ideas on Google Docs and all. I was just looking them over and I still think we have a really funny article that just needs writing. Also, I like what I'm smelling from the kitchen. Cookin' up somethin' nice? —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:34, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
- Really? Why don't you make a start and I'll see if I can remember what the idea was. Also yes, I think it could prove quite good, now there's all this pressure I might have to finish it. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:47 8 February 2009
- I'll get something down, but it'll have to wait until tomorrow as I have some Hamlet essay to finish. And yes, if your new article doesn't top Neurotic then we're not friends any more. Also, check my talk page; our son has an interesting idea that you may have some input on. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:16, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- ...input...such as cum? - [16:34 9 February 2009]
- If by "cum" you mean "anus" then yes. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:44, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- If by " "anus" " you mean " "cum" " then yes. - [19:45 9 February 2009]
- If by "old lesser meme" you mean "anus" then yes. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:53, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- How dare you accuse me of using an old lesser meme! - [19:55 9 February 2009]
- How dare you think twice about getting your hot little paws on some of these SAVINGS!!! —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:20, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- Now with reductions! - [20:22 9 February 2009]
- Mr. Winkler: An Uncyclopedia meme offering free iPods in return for 1) money, and 2) referring friends to-(end part of old meme in an attempt to remind everyone of one of my favorite memes that I started). —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:32, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- Original exclamation! - [20:37 9 February 2009]
- Mr. Winkler: An Uncyclopedia meme offering free iPods in return for 1) money, and 2) referring friends to-(end part of old meme in an attempt to remind everyone of one of my favorite memes that I started). —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:32, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- Now with reductions! - [20:22 9 February 2009]
- How dare you think twice about getting your hot little paws on some of these SAVINGS!!! —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:20, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- How dare you accuse me of using an old lesser meme! - [19:55 9 February 2009]
- If by "old lesser meme" you mean "anus" then yes. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:53, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- If by " "anus" " you mean " "cum" " then yes. - [19:45 9 February 2009]
- If by "cum" you mean "anus" then yes. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:44, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- ...input...such as cum? - [16:34 9 February 2009]
- I'll get something down, but it'll have to wait until tomorrow as I have some Hamlet essay to finish. And yes, if your new article doesn't top Neurotic then we're not friends any more. Also, check my talk page; our son has an interesting idea that you may have some input on. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:16, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
We doin' this.
Come join us, won't you? We need your storytelling talents, buddy! I think this whole mass-collab thing is an awesome idea and I want you to be a part of it. —Sir SysRq (talk) 02:09, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
- How's come you get to be in charge, huh SysRq? I want to have my moment of fame/power/control and/or pride. I had a good idea! - [17:10 11 February 2009]
- You did. And I stole it for no money. This is how the world works: things happen as a result of my actions. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:44, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
- Okay I'll buy it back for 3 English Ducats. - [18:49 11 February 2009]
- You did. And I stole it for no money. This is how the world works: things happen as a result of my actions. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:44, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
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The Newspaper Whose Mom Said It Was Cool!
February 12, 2009 • Issue 34 • Mainlining news direct to your talk page artery
Worrying influx of n00bs a threat to Uncyc's "worst" status
Worse still, many of these new arrivals show early signs of being dangerously competent: writing funny articles; giving in-depth pee reviews; voting on stuff; helping folks out - generally making the kind of contributions that could, if the community is not careful, lead to the site losing its coveted "worst" status. Experienced editors queued up to condemn the invasion - "Very happy to see the influx in good new editors coming in, we've been devoid of that extra boost for far too long it seems" said RAHB, the bile seething from his every pore, while MrN spoke scathingly about "great additions to Uncyc". But is it too late? With competition for the NOTM award at its most fierce for months (4 noms and none of them Rcmurphy at the last count), it looks like it may be too late to reject this transfusion of new blood. Is there any hope for the long-term future of the proud traditions of the wiki under this relentless onslaught of new talent? A comment on Bullshit from MrN
I think that speaks for itself. Got it? So basically, we want more bullshit, some horse shit, and a liberal helping of complete bollocks. But NO CRAP. Unless it's crap which adds to the general stench of the article in question (assuming that stinking is what we want). Got it now? Well, look at it this way... There was a man who had three wives. No, that was Moses. Oh, so Moses comes down from Mount Sinai and says: "Well, lads. I got him down to ten, but adultery is still in." No wait. Sorry, that was complete bollocks. I'm drifting into the realms of pointless excrement, and what does this have to do with anything? Don't tell them that! So what was it I was talking about again? Oh, yea... Does anyone know where I left my slippers? |
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- oooh, I love Pie... - ReddFighter Talk!| 04:55, 13 February 2009 (UTC)