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Yird

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  Le Cejak • <17:36, 20 Jul 2008>

What the fuck!? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:07 20 July 2008

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or I could just go "rape rape rape" all over your talk page   Le Cejak • <18:11, 20 Jul 2008>

Heh

Orian? Doing maintenance? Next thing you know, you'll be up for VFS! ;) Seriusly though, keep up the good work (and damn Cajek for beating me, I would have been a lot more subtle). ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [20/07 20:07]

Yeah I do prefer some subtlety. Actually Yettie offered to nom me for sysop but like U.U I just can't be bothered (You totaly deserve it, tank man). Maybe in a few months as I just don't do Qvfd and such very often. To be honest I only did that one cos I thought you'd see it and get the joke (I mean for 42 he's not looking too bad). Anways we'll see. Want to prove this mstical RotM curse wrong first anyway. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:12 20 July 2008

I just can't be bothered? Dude, you have me so wrong there! The next 2 months will see my edit count dwindle as I have a shitload to do, and then I have almost a month break lined up. So it's a really bad time to nom me. I'll be back with a vengeance after my break, and then... whatever happens, happens! In the meantime, all of the guys who made it through to the final round would be highly deserving in my opinion, and I'll be happy whichever of them emerges with a banstick from the whole process. --UU - natter 11:06, Jul 22

Oh I didn't mean it literally! Sorry! No it's just I Don't have a good excuse so making some one else out to be as lazy as me was best I could do. Sorry! I really didn't mean anything by it. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:43 22 July 2008

HELP ?

i recently had one of my articles deleted because i left a work in progress tag in it and i couldnt edit it because my internet connection was down.

do you know how i can restore this article ? thanks ! – Preceding unsigned comment added by P.A.V-e (talk • contribs)

Ask an Admin to restore the article to your userspace. Better yet if you go to the page that was deleted you should be able to find the exact admin that deleated it. Also don't forget to sign your posts with four tidles (~~~~). SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:44 23 July 2008

HELP ?

your gaY. Also I liked our little exchange before and would like to make further opportunities for inane innuendos in the future, Good day! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:47, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Can't you read my rules? I mean you're not even asking me for help you just came to insult me. Though I geuss I made that one for Yettie mostly. And yes I too thought our banter was rather fun. Untill now. Gay with a capital "Y". You've just gone too far *shakes head in disgust*. Good day to you sir! /replaces monicle and leaves SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:04 23 July 2008

Since when do I insult ya, stupid fucking posh bitch with a monocle! Fucking fucker. I can haz sweet irony? OMG, you've got a swimming pool - *jumps in* - [08:21 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh you replied here too? And I never said you did insult me. True your ugliness offends me, but you don't directly insult me. No, I was talking about the "No two headers be the same" rule. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:25 29 July 2008

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Count to a million By Gerrycheevers This week Uncyclopedians continued on their quixotic attempt to "count to a million." Started by Uncyclopedia Wiki-master and Chamber of Commerce Secretary Spang in early March of this year, the project seeks to eventually reach the number one million (1,000,000) through the ancient art of counting. Any person who is capable of taking a number, adding one to it, and expressing the result has been invited to join the massive undertaking, which has seen dozens of contributors come and go. As is always the case here at Uncyc, the project has spawned controversy, criticism, and a spin-off starring Tony Shalhoub as Olipro. The forum is an unprecedented pool of knowledge. As each number is reached, it is discussed in-depth by several Uncyclopedians. Insights such as "114 That's my age + 100 lololol" and "616 fucks fucking fucker's shitty crap" are a testament to the intellecually stimulating conversation that occurs each day. Oftentimes, relevant images are posted; the variety of these pictures can be seen by looking here, here, here, and here. However, not everyone is so optimistic about the project. Some have expressed concern that the entire thing has some kind of sinister purpose. When asked for a comment on the harmless-appearing but diabolically-undertoned project, TheLedBalloon said, "although the project appears harmless, there are definitely diabolical undertones." Another anonymous user stated, "that forum is most surely not pants." Spang himself has expressed his desire to leave behind a legacy, but he has also left open the possibility that "the entire thing is just an urban myth, and doesn't really exist." Regardless of its true meaning or intentions, Uncyclopedians continue to trudge on in their epic quest, reaching 0.075% of their goal this Monday. Editors come and go, the pace quickens and slackens, but someone is always there to figure out the next number in the sequence. At its current rate, the project will reach one million on August 19th, 2526. Until that glorious day, Uncyclopedians can only dream... Cheevers Fires Back! By An unbiased journalist After some light-hearted slights in last week's issue, Gerry Cheevers - Uncyclopedia's resident headcase and #2 hockey authority - has taken exception with the editors of this fine periodical. An ugly scene erupted in the USP press room after Gerry barged in, demanding some sort of justice. Luckily, some quick thinking by our tea-boy and current stand-in editor caused Mr. Cheevers to be distracted by a shiny object long enough to avoid any damage to our delicate newspapering equipment. After it was pointed out that he had in fact come and gone from Uncyclopedia like some sort of cow that grazes on witty satire and coherent parody, Gerry calmed down enough give a brief interview and let some of our junior reporters scratch him behind the ears. When asked about the reasons for his return, Gerry cited many things. Prominent among them were a desire to have humor play a larger role in his life once again, the thrill of writing articles, the subsequent crushing defeat after said articles have been hacked to pieces mercilessly, and his heterosexual man-crush on Mhaille. The one-time WotM nominee fell on hard times in mid-March, and went on sabbatical when his computer decided that it was not long for this world and took its own life. After that, Gerry resorted to breaking into libraries after-hours to cast VFH votes on city-owned, porn-riddled, abysmally slow dial-up computers. Luckily he landed a job in late May and has spent a majority of his time at said job slacking off and editing Uncyclopedia. Mr. Cheevers looks forward to getting back to what he is known for: mediocre writing, scathing Pee Reviews, and keeping Manforman locked up in the Uncyc dungeons. Several prominent Uncyclopedians share his optimism for a permanent return, including noted reviewing robot MrN9000, who stated that he was "willing to bet everything Cajek owns to that effect," and heavy zeppelin Don Leddy, who expressed his delight at seeing Gerry, exclaiming "gimme back my twenty dollars!"

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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:43, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Dude

Please stop making a mess of that forum. We got your opinion the first time you said it, there was no need to say the same thing 3 or 4 more times. Actually what you are doing over there is making it less likely that we will get a good debate going. I'm sure you don't want that. Looks like you are just about the only person who thinks it's a bad idea, and I can only suggest that you read the debate through again. To me what you have written ignores the point completely. IT'S AN OPTION!!! If people want to use it they can. If they do, they will get their review done more quickly. If they want a longer review they can have that instead. :-) I'm almost inclined to ask you to clean some of your repeated comments out of the forum, but I guess it's not really a problem. Dude... I understand that you disagree, but let's not have a private debate in-front of the whole VD... MrN 11:15, Jul 25

Sorry. I know it's an option I just think it's an unnescessary one and potentially confusing for new users (they end up getting mixed messages about how PEEING is ment to work) as they rarely know what they're doing anyway. was just responding to the example as that was something new, I do want a discussion over there as I wanna know if I'm wrong. Well whatever I'll shut up abaout it and go to bed. And I dunno who Inebriated is, aparently a sock of someone. Night night. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:28 25 July 2008

You are going to bed? I got it into my head that you were in the UK! Here's a thought though... You know all those guys we get giving out short reviews now right? The ones we tell to go read UN:PRG who then bugger off, and we never hear from them again? Well now, we can point them in the direction of "quick pees", and tell them not to do "full pees" until they are ready to take it more seriously... Would you not like that? MrN 11:51, Jul 25

I was up all night. And yeah I guess. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM

Question

Since my account was huffed, does that make me eligible for the 'Eaten By Grue' award? Here is the page I found it on- Uncyclopedia:Awards. Sean the wiry, bony, and thin 18:45, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

(just added the link to the page for conveniance, best to that if your wanting to show poeple stuff. Saves the hassel of typing it into the search box) Doubt it. Doesn't look like that has anything to do with huffed pages and I haven't really seen those awards given out recently anyway. Also what is this buisness with Mordillo? Did he huff your userpage? Accounts aren't deleated (to the best of my knowledge) just banned. If that's what it was it was almost certainly just an honest mistake. Anyway, feel free to come ask me stuff. If you want I could adopt you. (notice the link there?). SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:22 26 July 2008

Sounds great. I'll add the template to my page ASAP. Also, do you think you'd be able to help me with an article I'm trying to do? It's Here.

I shall indeed, but tomorrow as I need to go to bed and get my beautey (that's spelt wrong I'm sure) sleep. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:27 26 July 2008

Duuuuuude...

...hello. And how are you? What's going on in these parts? Two weeks is a long time, it's about 2000 emails of time. - [09:21 27 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Who are you? Why didn't you capitalised your "H"? And "e-mails" has a hyphon. Seriously though: yays!!! You're back! You've missed loads! Look in the unsignposts for some of the main stuff -- I got one of my sub pages in there -- and there's the talk of this "short pee" thing going on and and Hv got sunburnt the other day and the Poo Lit Surprise, you have a matter of hours to do something for it Here's my entry which isn't quite finished yet but It's almost done not that it's any good. And I've updated my story blog a few times and would really like to know what you think (is it too boring?) and and and I got a platinum pisser and it looks like I'm pretty much gauranteed RotM this month and and and and I'm adopting new people as I say this and I added my flag to my sig and and and theres a sock of someone whose called Inebriated MrN thinks its thinker but I haven't asked yet also I haven't used a full stop in a while and how was your holiday? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:49 27 July 2008

And...breathe! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [27/07 15:50]

Bah! Why waste time with that nonsense? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:53 27 July 2008

That's the attitude, Orian. A bit more of that sort of thinking could really benefit the world :-) . It seems a lots been going on! ...and I happen to be one of the judges for Best Alt. Article in Poo Lit (bribes accepted - cash only)! - [16:59 27 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh yeah, and:

You've Been Awarded The Order Of The Flying Communist Turd, 2nd Class.
You Must Have Done Something Really Special For Me! Woo! Lucky You!
From Comrade YesTimeToEdit

Humple dumples. - [17:06 27 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

You cheeky fucker. Is this because I'm gay!? Coolies! And you're a judge really wow. More importantly (cos I really doubt I even stand a chance) what do you think to my story? leave comments when you read it. Also yay you're back! *hugs* :-D

I know you're only hugging me, 'cause you're trying to spread that deadly disease you have before you finally kick the bucket. Bastard. :-) I'll read it...maybe, if I can find my eyes. - [17:25 27 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

No I'm hugging you to catch said virus, it's a subtle form of suicide. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:27 27 July 2008

Bastard! Get away from my germs! We've gone through this, in court! You get to take the germs out every other week. Get away from me, spedo! - [17:29 27 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yeah you had them for two weeks -- giving them to god knows how many of your slags and concubines -- it's clearly my turn!!! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:33 27 July 2008

Fine! Fine! *hands over a lunch box* - [17:35 27 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Thank you. You have been incubating tehm properly haven't you? You know it's not fair making the germs suffer because of our differences. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:39 27 July 2008

Well I actually bought a state of the art germ-incuber...thing thing for the things to live in or something. It works, great, the thing, apparently. Also, say hello to Rita and Skiita...these are my barely legal Sweedish "girlfriends"! - [17:42 27 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Huh, I didn't think you went for older women... And if I find out they've interfeared with our children then I'll fight for more custody. You know I will. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:46 27 July 2008

Bastard. Just take the germs, I don't care! Fuck me, you can have the whole fucking virus if you want. By the way, when are you going to ask Mr. L Crump (I beleive that's his name) out? Also I have an idea, but it's super secret: Because Uncyclopedia doesn't have enough words (yes that cliched (yes there should be an accent in there somewhere (fuck that!)) Uncyclopedian phrase pops up again!): How about a Poo Lit style competition thing but for users? Like an Oscars? Just a thought, I'm sure many Uncyclopedian users will reject it, but blah! - [17:50 27 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I'm not. He's old, straight and only in my imagination. And as for your idea... Well we sort of have that kinda thing with NotM, Uotm, RotM, UGotM and such. Also I'm pretty sure I've seen an Uncyclopedian of the year award aswell. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:03 27 July 2008

Yes, but are they called "Oscars"? Fuck no! Maybe a petition to call them Oscar for Best Noob etc.? Also, I was thinking of something really like special - PLS is like the next ten steps up from feature, maybe this could be four and a half steps up from an otM and one from a otY? Pah? Bah? - [18:07 27 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Smells like too much hassle. And as there aren't 9 intermediate awards between FA and PLS, PLS is technically just the next step up, just a really big one. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:14 27 July 2008

Fuck, I hate big steps. I've got to go and take up-skirt shots of myself now, so yeah...not that I own any skirts (but that's not what matters - it's the thought that counts). - [18:21 27 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

You think of owning skirts? Yettie I don't like it when you make me feel this straight. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:23 27 July 2008

Honestly, darling, I'm as straight as fuck. If that works, which of course it doesn't, if the before-mentioned fuck is a gay fuck - however if the said fuck is a straight fuck then this simile does indeed correctly work. Oh, one second, hold my stilettos for me, could ya, just got to adjust my rainbow-flag badge. Also! I have another bright spark idea! Oh noes. Remember, that I never ever think out my ideas before voicing them, that's a rule. Okay, so let's work on the basis that Uncyclopedia does not have enough usergroups...Also everyone loves usergroups and wants more and will sign up to any shitty fraud these days. So! I propose we make a Mafia Usergroup. Think of the fun that could be had! We could hold regular multiplayer poker sessions...and the like. We could have a Russian, Italian and American-Italian branch! Oh noes, I'm getting carried away, but yeh. The CMC is cool and all...but I feel running one usergroup is not enough for me. Also this Mafia could have a serious purpose - it could act as a signatures, userpages and talkpages design service for teh noobs or teh lazies.

Beg ya pardon, mister, I've got carried away...but it's such an awesome idea! Awesomity! Damn. Yay I killed a mosquito. Also, yay, mafia usergroup! Also, this was all secret and for that purpose I will now put: . I hope that buggers up any formatting you may have. Ta (and I'm saying that in the ultra-modern, fashionable, TOTALLY STRAIGHT way - seriously, people are going to start thinking I wear perfume, which I do, actually that's not a gay thing...Meh, oh crap my masculinity is at threat etc.) *gets all worried about my masculinity being at threat - let alone being ordered at gunpoint to sign a combined internet-telephone contract with BT - and faints* - [20:35 28 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Jeese Orian, it's 11:24:58 (as of writing that time) at night! So where the hell are you? I need a responce...I'm getting jumpy...and I have caffeine pills...they fix the jumpiness...and I have a gun. Seriously if you don't reply I will rape your userpage. - [22:25 28 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Where the hell do you expect me to start with all that? I didn't reply cos I was babysitting, a horrible past time involving children and Monopoly and almost witnessing a eleven year old kill a seven year old over a yellow pund note. I also have had no sleep in about two days so it was extra fun watching it in slow motion as your brain tries to proscess the horror. 25 lousy quid for my efforts. Another usersgroup Yettie? Really? Sigs and userpages are already covered by AAN aren't they? If they want it. besides what would the mafia have to do with asthetics? If you were going to go ahead with this wouldn't something like a fashion police theme be more apropriate? Secondly I'd like to raise the point that you are gayer than me. Seriously, where did you get these stiletoes (by this time spelling has gone out of the window)? My girlfriend was looking for a pair like this. They wern't expensive though were they? I mean anything more than twenty quid I could hardly afford; what with a sprog on the way and all that. Anyway, what would make me really happy would be for you to read my story blog and leave some thoughtful comments as I really wanna know what people -- especially you -- think of it. I promise you I've got plans for it to pick up from here, I know it's maybe dragging a little but it's character development. Anything I forgot harras me about tomorrow. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:30 28 July 2008

I looked at the blog and left a comment. Also I quite liked "Classic Orian" - that page that I reverted too. I find the best thing you can do with baby-sitting is baby-sit for an old couple, get them to pay you a ridiculous amount of money before hand and then kill the kids, take there stuff, take everything you can from the house, bury the bodies and burn the whole lot down. Then you can move to Texas in preparation for a thrilling US TV drama series to be made about you - Heroes, for example. Also that sigs and userpages idea originates from an idea I had a while ago for making a special service to do it. But I reckoned not many people would use and so couldn't be bothered - however, like a young child with a new Bible, I'm completely infatuated with this idea of a Mafia usergroup. I was hoping someone sensible like yourself might be able to come up with a purpose. Meh, either away - go mafia! I was wondering if you had any time to help me out with it a little bit (yes another usergroup, deal with it), write some of the funny bits etc. Think of it - a mafia founded by a transvestite snow creature and a gay chocolate biscuit-like thing with an obsession for many sided shapes. Just think of it! Also, can you come up with any sensible uses for a mafia group? Rackets...yay it could run rackets and make everyone live in fear. And I can't be bothered with the whole making a new line thing, so yeh, sorry about that...You have a girlfriend? What the hell's going on? Are you sleeping with Rita and Skiita? Oh crap, we're not having a Swap Your Sexuality Day are we - one that no one told me about? - [08:18 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I'm flattered that you like it! By "over complicated" do you mean with my discriptions? Or the flashbacks? cos the flashbacks are going to stay, very central to the rest of the story, as will become clear. It's the way I'm introducing Shawn who -- as I've jusy hinted at -- is going to become extreamly integral to the plot as well as the Ryan Character. As for misleading the reader that's a skill I struggle with and I'm not sure it's fantastically nescessary to this story (maybe in another one), as it may over complicate things. As for the style of it be tinted with humour, that's something I always like to do anyway, and in general it's a good policy to have some, but, for example, on the pool table it was supposed to be charcterisation aswell. read some stuff by Richard Laymon (especially One Rainy Night! One of my favorite novels ever, I read all 400 pages in one night) to see possibly where some of my inspiration is comming from (not nescessarily plot but style). And there is of course going to be a twist. The whole story is a twist in a sense. Anyway your continued feedback would be highly apreciated.

As for this usergroup thing. I'm still not sure people will really use it. If you think it through the only people without custom sigs are either noobs or simply don't want one. noobs that are serious about this place (rather than the ones who sign up and forget moments later like retarded goldfish) often find AAN and their adopter will often go through sigs and things like that first. As well as just being there. I geuss if you really want, and I'll help out but just doesn't seem like the kind of thing that's needed. Maybe I'm wrong about this too, I dunno.

What gay chocolate biscuit-like thing? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:11 29 July 2008

Okay I'm glad you liked my comments on the blog. I don't think it's too "over complicated" at the moment, it's just important that you make sure it stays that way. This usergroup thing - as I've got far too carried away - I've started to create. I've scrapped that sigs idea - now it's really just for fun, I guess. There's poker! It can't be bad :-). When I've finished all the pages I'd love if you could help to polish it off and you're always welcome to join as a "Don". And did I say something about a gay chocolate biscuit-like thing? Really? I can't remember what I must have meant...hmmm... - [12:38 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh Oriaaaaaaaaaaaan! *whistles* I finished the Mafia user group thing. Should be fun-ish, if you wanna get involved...kinda will have an element of UnProvise in it. Oh wait, let me whore that to the world, quickly...UNPROVISE - UNCYCLOPEDIA'S VERSION OF THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITIES - HAVE FUN WITH ROLEPLAY - ANY SORT OF ROLEPLAY...so where was I? Oh yes...also this Mafia user group thing directly benefits Uncyclopedia and is not just another user group for the sake of user grouping. *cough cough* Also I spend far too much time not writing stuff (stuff: noun. 1- Esp. in Uncyclopedia: articles 2- Anything Yettie wishes to refer too)...Seriously...I do. - [13:51 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I shall in a while. Trying to write part six of said story but it keeps becomming currupt and deleting itself and things. Fucking hate computers. Luckily I've now got it all backed up on the blog. Well anyway. cool. Sorry I'm just a little pissed at my computer. Once I had a story that I'd rambled on for forty two pages that it descided to delete. Granted it may have been for the best but it's just crushingly irritating, like loosing a child I'd imagine. All that invested time wasted. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:59 29 July 2008

See, this is why I have a Mac. Whenever someone says this kinda thing to me I can act all smug and go "ahh, that never happens on a Mac"...Well it happens occasionally and damn it's annoying. Especially when I'd decided to leave an essay on Mussolini to the night before it was due in and my computer decided to blank it when I was trying to print... (in short: I have sympathy for you - but not for people whose children crash or get corrupted or deleted, see that's just bad technical skills) - [16:09 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I need a hug. And as for macs and PCs I never bothered learning the difference so I neither know nor care. I might go read. Need to finish one of those 10 books I've started (Well 7 in reality as three of them are anthologies of essays and short stories). Derren Brown is actually hillarious incidentally, finnaly got round to reading his book "Tricks of the Mind". And the Doctor Who books are just as awsome as the series (you see the end of series four yet?). Anyway, thus ends the escapade into my reading habbits. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:18 29 July 2008

You read books. Ha ha ha ha ha (Don't you wish you hung out with sophisticated people?). As for hugging, I will have to get my anti-Orian overalls first. *puts on big orange overalls* Okay... *huggies*...wait isn't that a kind of nappy? - [16:26 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I do hang around with sophisticated people, I have a life outside of you you know. MrN for example is clearly a man of a certain sofistication (He has breasts and everything!). And yes Huggies are nappies and I'd rather you stopped trying to dress me in them. I can put them on fine by myself. *sticks out toung* You poo brain. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:32 29 July 2008

I have a poo brain? Oh, I guess I must have missed a spot this morning. *takes the Huggies back and begins wiping my head with much vigour* MrN has breasts? I thought they were just...er...I guess I thought they were giant spots (See...I've never really seen said breasts before). - [16:35 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

But how can you miss them!? In the same way as with a train wreck you can't help but stop and stare. And hell Yettie I've seen more breats than you full stop. The scar my dreams. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:40 29 July 2008

I guess that makes you...AHHHH EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES...IT'S THE BREASTMAN!!!!!! - [16:44 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Well I do prefer the term "Plastic surgeon" but if you must I geuss I can live with "breast man". Though the term would be more suited to the man with breasts. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:59 29 July 2008

Whoa! Are you telling me everyone has breasts? First MrN, now Hv! Dude, stop it...you're slowly crushing my idealistic view of my role models! - [17:20 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Arg! Hats! Where'd tehy come from! AAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHGHGHGHGH! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:38 29 July 2008

Do these hats have breasts? - [17:56 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

No but I was trapped in a giant hat once! Never want to experiance that even again. Left scars. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:40 29 July 2008

Jeesus, it raped you? Man, that must be bad. Real bad. Also, shiny. - [18:45 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Jezus christ! They let that go on you-tube? That's X-tube material. Unless there was a joke that I didn't get from the fact I don't speek russian. And I will but I think I'm going to bed first. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:01 29 July 2008

You're going to bed? You pathetic lay about, it's barely 8 in the evening! Also: you don't speak Russian? All the stylish new superstars speak Russian. Also, do what...do ya mean signup...enrol...to...I mean in...the mafia? Cause just for you, I'll let you not go through the arduous process of signing your name. If you do wanna enrol just lemme know Russian or Italian here and I'll do the rest. - [19:07 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I geuss russians are sexier... What did you do to my sig? Why? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:16 29 July 2008

I molested it. And Russian branch it is! - [19:22 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

No seriously? cos I can't see anything different. And yay! Russians. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:15 30 July 2008

By the way your Mafioso name is "Mr. John "Fifty-Seven" Orian". - [09:43 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

John? That is actualy one of my middle names. Anyways coolies and keep your hands of my sig. You breeder. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:50 30 July 2008

Soooorrrrry, but it's just so damn young and hot, what could I do? Also, have you seen this? Crazy fuck, whoever made that. - [09:54 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Hey, Bastard? - [16:36 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

ORIAN, QUICKLY, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO - WE DON'T HAVE LONG! - [16:45 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Cyberbully! *cries* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:43 31 July 2008

And done. By the way this section alone makes up about a quarter of my talk page. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:43 31 July 2008

I'm trying, with a little bit of help from you, to make this the longest bouncing conversation on Uncyc. Also I was testing to see if you responded to "bastard", bastard. - [17:48 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yeah I figured that out but now you've said that I'm afraid I can take no part in this hoax. And yes bastard is fine but I do prefer the insult "Bugger" as it's closer to teh truth. My teribly old fashioned parents were indeed married before I was born (or even concieved!). SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:51 31 July 2008

You want to be called Bugger57Bastards? Sure, whatever you want man. Also check this enthusiastic noob's ideas out - to do with the Mafia (here). I don't like thinking, so I was just wondering what you thought of them? Mainly his suggestion for a sort of "In" and "Out" tray page thing. Since you're in the Mafia, you've got to put some effort into the accent as well. - [18:00 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Stop trying to get me to talk! It's not gonna work! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:54 31 July 2008

Come on - I need your opinions there. I don't have my own opinions. I literally don't. Don't make me embarrass myself - and you. - [18:59 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I'M BACK!

I'm back from vacation. So whats up? Founding Member Baseball16 14:57, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

You whent away? And Yetties back! Look! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:49 27 July 2008

Well...I think I'll contest that in court. - [16:59 27 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Orian whats court? Is it a toy? Founding Member Baseball16 13:08, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

It's more of a game really, you see it gets held in theis large room and two sides argue over who is guilty of benifit fraud, assault, manslaughter, adultary and other crimes. Who ever wins goes free but if you loose you go to jail. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:25 28 July 2008

...and don't pass go. Bad times, bad times. - [19:09 28 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

COOL I WANNA PLAY COURT I WANNA PLAY COURT I WANNA PLAY COURT TAKE ME TO COURT.... >:( TAKE ME NOW. Founding Member Baseball16 12:42, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

Just checking in 'n' all that

Now then, how goes?

If you get the chance, can you read and possible vote for HowTo:Get a Life. That's not to say you're in need of one or anything, though if you do find it useful and it my royalty cut is 40%.

When's A-Level results day (or are you doing Highers?)? And which establishment gets the fortune of your patronage? Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 21:51, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Oh it's that article again, that I almost wrote and may have been stolen off me, but probably wasn't! - [21:53 28 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Tierd. Reply properly tomorrow. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:30 28 July 2008

I dunno - I peed on it, then rewrote most of the sections along similar lines to the original, but tried to do so in prose which was witty and incisive, rather than train of thought. Not personally sure it's ready, but since I can claim at least some of the credit I'm not going to complain too much. Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 07:50, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

Right, yeah I shall look over that momentarily and vote as apropriate. and as for my Highers results should be comming on the 8th. Though I just know I failed. And failure means I Don't get to do the stuff That I planned to do at Colledge. Though maybe I didn't. I dunno. Thanks for asking though. Hows stuff whith you? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:17 29 July 2008

OK, well, bit pessimistic but I remember what it was like waiting for mine! I'm studiously failing to write any of my dissertation, hand in date for which is approximately one month away. Not good... Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 06:29, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

The pessimism is justified I assure you. and Pah! Pah I say to deadlines. I've never kept a single one. And "dissertation"; I'm still a little sketchy on what that even means. Is it a like an essay but "more insightful"? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:15 30 July 2008

Dissertation - it's like one big essay (15,000 or so words), but rather than just regurgitating what others have previously said I'm actually trying to provide some new insight! I basically need to write 500 words per day through August. However, on a positive note I'll get two weeks off to do it, as I've got 11 days annual leave to use up before I start my new job.

Anyway, on the off-chance that your pessimism doesn't actually come true, where are you planning to holiday study afterwards? Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 11:55, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Thought it was something like that, sounds fun whatever. And if I do pass my exams (I won't) I get to go to the colledge just up the road from my old school to do a few more highers. Regardless I'm gona do a weekly night class on creative writing as I'm kinda hoping that's what I'll be doing for a living. What about you? What's this Dissertation on? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:21 30 July 2008

It's on, uhh travel plans 'n' ting. (I'm investigating a logical fallacy - there's evidence that something can work, so we assume that it will work - but there's a bit of a disconnect. And it's a great excuse to use the term fallacy, which has to rank as one of my favourite words, and not just because it's a legitimate way of saying "phallus". That and flange, which of course is an entirely unvulgar term in engineering...).

Anyway - creative writing - sounds good! I'm full of (grudging) admiration for people who can write - I'm not bad once I have the ideas, but I'm not good at coming up with the concepts in the first place. What highers have you done? I'm guessing they don't do them in writing humourous prose on tinterweb. Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 08:42, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

Well last year I failed a higher in computing (It was hard and the teacher was honestly shit) and this year I sat biology and RMPS and results are pending. Not many I know and English is nowhere to be seen in part because I'm pretty sure I failed Intermediate 2 (scottish gradeing system now, takes to long to explain, trust me I'm retarded) this year. Have you read any of my blog incidentally? Or this one is semi-serious fiction. leave comments! I like comments! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:06 31 July 2008

Sweet holy moly

...sorry I shouldn't vandalise, but sometimes the urge overcomes me. I repent! Also, I was just looking through some archives and stuff...they are so totally cool. AND I NEVER KNEW HV - oh sorry talking in caps again - And I never knew Hv mentioned to you I've had three wikibreaks - wow, the things you learn. Just starting a parallel conversation here, by the way... - [08:32 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yeah archives are quite interesting. That's all I have to say on the matter. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:19 29 July 2008

Welcoming Vandals

Please don't do it: User:Ruba B Is Wat I Be!!! Haha Get It??? XXxXX - There was another two days ago to which you did the same thing, but the name has slipped my mind- check contibutions beforehand--Sycamore (Talk) 11:54, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

I don't look at what they've done. I've welcomed banned people before. I just notice that they don't have a talk page and then welcome. I don't really see what harm it does to be honest. Welcoming them may make them stop as it's possible they're just getting the wrong idea. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:58 29 July 2008

RC stalker powers ACTIVATE! Welcome anyone that isn't permabanned. If you happen to notice that it's a vandal, drop an {{Oh dear}} on their page, but don't worry about background checks or anything. I HAVE SPOKEN. Well, not spoken, really, so much as typed and hit save page. I HAVE TYPED AND HIT SAVE PAGE. The proof is in the pudding! Or, in this case, on your talk page. Yeah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:46, Jul 29

RC stalking? In the past presume, my last comment is almost five hours old (although me and Yetti have been talking above here I suppose). And yeah I geuss I could take a closer look at what people have been doing before I welcome them. Just didn't think it was terribly important before. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:53 29 July 2008

Adding Stuff

Thanks for that. I've been meaning to get around to sorting that out for a couple of days, but work is redefining hectic at the moment (try working in a team of 2, waiting until the other guy leaves, then getting several urgent as fuck jobs in that all have to go out yesterday and should take about 4 days each!)

I therefore propose the following: you are the RotM-elect. I can't see you getting overtaken. I personally back your judgement regarding reviews. And updating the list a day or two early isn't going to cause the universe to collapse or anything. So if you have spare time and feel like it, do you want to check some or all of those reviews (your own excepted, naturellement) and update the list accordingly? If anyone objects, point at this, blame me, and I'll have a friendly word. And if there are any you're not sure of, give me a shout. I'll be around, just in and out frantically as I drink shitloads of tea and try to do the work of 5 people! --UU - natter 08:42, Jul 30

Does not sound like much of a "team" you have got going there UU! MrN 08:47, Jul 30

It's a small company, y'know? The only big companies here in Norfolk are Norwich Union and Colman's Mustard. ;-) --UU - natter 08:51, Jul 30

I always assumed you were a test driver for Lotus. /me wipes his muddy feet on Orien's carpet, and walks back outside... MrN 08:56, Jul 30

I'll update them all I have nowt else to do. Ta, and I'll come and find you if I cant decide on one. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:02 30 July 2008

And damn you both! EC-ing me on my own talk page! Gah! Stop it! MrN what have I told you about brining breasts in the house? I don't want people getting the wrong idea, they'll talk and I'll be bum-rushed out of town by the angry mob of village people. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:02 30 July 2008

"Your own excepted, naturellement" - as I said up there. I don't check my own any more (Hv normally does that for me). Probably not a great idea to start checking your own ;-) Oh, and pop in the edit summary who you're checking and which review (linked) - it really helps. Tip #1! --UU - natter 09:38, Jul 30

Oh right right well I thought you meant it was ok (is it?). And I'm geussing I should just give MrN's short one? Als Yettie vandalised my sig if your wondering. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:40 30 July 2008

That would have been "your own included"... I'll get yours - on the remote chance anyone is bothered about it, it looks better if you don't check your own. You saw the hoo-ha about judges entering the PLS in other categories? This could look like judging your own category, y'know? As to the short one - per my comment on the PEEING talk page, if it was short but helpful, and short was what was required, then sure, give it. I'd note it on the maintenance bit, to be sure. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm up to my elbows in work...! --UU - natter 09:48, Jul 30

Blog

Here. (How about that for style, huh?) - [21:24 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

ABBA Yettie??? And what's all this "I want you", "I need you" buisness? Sounds kinda gay to me. Seriously though: wow! Awsome stuff there, very tense. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:11 31 July 2008

It's set in the seventies, I'm just dropping in various references. Also, here's a spoiler, but...Before that scene the man had raped his hostage person. That's why he wanted and needed him. Also new post! - [16:32 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Is this second one the same story? Tis good though! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:59 31 July 2008

Yup, all will be explained, if I finish it. - [17:47 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

HEY!

So about the cool signature thing... – Preceding unsigned comment added by Sean the wiry, bony, and thin (talk • contribs)

Well first you need to remember to sign all your talk posts. Just makes things easier. But I was talking about custom ones with pretty colours, pictures (usually a flag of some description) and things every where. Bassically I was gonna create a subpage User:Sean the wiry, bony, and thin/sig And throw something together there, see if you like it. Is there anything you had in mind? Favourite colour for example? Or are there colours you have a particular aversion to? Things like that. Anyway I'll get started pretty soon think I have to go cut grass though. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:24 31 July 2008

Right here's what I came up with. With absoloutly no code stolen from my own sig:

Cmc MgrMr. Isaak - "Wiry" - Sean

Which reminds me, If there is a style of sig you quite like, I can nick code and adapt it as apropriate. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:28 31 July 2008

'Sup homo?

I figured that you, a homosexual Brit, might enjoy my homophobic American article. No pictures yet, but it's the first thing I've written in a while. A loooooong while. Consider it my comeback. Go. sirsysrq @ 17:52 Jul 31

YOU BASTARD YOU'RE AROUND PLACES! - [17:56 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Hey don't call him abastard you bastard. and Looks funny I'll read it and get back to you in a while. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:46 31 July 2008

@ Yettie: Yeah, I didn't know that you were around. Orian told me you were in Ireland or Italy or Don Imus or some other I word. And it's not like I've been back full time or anything. I've just been popping in and out. sirsysrq @ 18:18 Jul 31

BASTARD! I was Barcelona, then Newcastle (in Britain, stupido) and then Spain again. Now I'm back. - [18:28 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

You were Barcelona? I should have known. I thought I was Barcelona for a while, though. sirsysrq @ 18:34 Jul 31

Being Barcelona got boring after two days, though, so I stopped. It is kinda fun... - [18:38 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I'm pretty sure I said "Spain like every other brit right now" actually but *shrug*. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:41 31 July 2008

I was in northern fucking spain, I'll have you know. The posh bit! - [18:43 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh so not the package holliday part then? The Suns givaway holiday too go for you, huh? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:47 31 July 2008

Far too much "go" in it, for my liking... - [18:50 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

??? I don't get it. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:56 31 July 2008

Read what you wrote...slowly. You can read, right? - [18:57 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I meant "good" and you know it. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:17 31 July 2008

SysRq started it! - [19:20 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I'm American, remember? All of Europe looks exactly the same to me. And Christmas is a holiday, a vacation is not. sirsysrq @ 20:36 Jul 31

Yeah we'll we're british remember? To us America looks like a retarded troll with nuclear weapons. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:43 31 July 2008

That's just a negative stereotype. We're actually a big retarded illiterate giant 4 year old with nuclear weapons. You Brits are pussies for not having guns. sirsysrq @ 20:48 Jul 31

We just feel that knives are a more intimate alternative. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 01:58 1 August 2008

You're connected?

Shit, man. AND you're gay? You're bold...really bold. So am I, apparently.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 21:23, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

Hey Lj. Not seen you around here since you accused me of trolling, way way back in my first archive. Also what the fuck are you talking about? Connected to what? The internet? Just barely. Yes I'm aware of what my sexuality is but you said "AND gay" implying I am also something else... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:32 31 July 2008

About Fucking Time!

That RotM is most fucking deserved, my friend. Very glad to see it finally happen! --UU - natter 08:29, Aug 1

Yay! Me too! There's a Thanks-plate on it's way as soon as I find it (though I think you already have it *shrugs*). SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:33 1 August 2008

One thing - there's a membership request on the PEEING page that's not been acknowledged - would you mind popping on there and responding to it? You've seen more of the recent stuff than me, so you should be well placed to let him know what's what, what? Ta. --UU - natter 08:37, Aug 1

I shall indeed. Just gimmie a bit to find this template. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:40 1 August 2008

JUST?!?!??!

EXPLAIN YOURSELF, mister! - [08:42 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

What I meant was: Epic Fail! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:44 1 August 2008

PAH! I have the second highest 100% In-Depths to non In-Depths rating! So there! - [08:46 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Doesn't seem esspecially relevant. It was Hv's time of teh month when he looked over the two that I failed. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:51 1 August 2008

Pah. You're such a loooooooooooser. - [08:57 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Hey, you're gey...

...that's so not cool! Fix it. Please start here as soon as possible so that this problem can be rectified quickly. HEY! You're not allowed onto the gay section, that's cheating!! - [21:46 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yawn. Actually been here before believe it or not. Few weeks back me and a frined spent all night discussing if porn could really be considered an art form. It can't. And what you starting this for now? I thought you were ok with it. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 04:29 2 August 2008

User Sigs

Yo, i heard of you through a friend of mine.That you know quite a lot (chuckles in bemusement) about uncyclopedia. Could you show me a template for those custom signatures i've seen on a lot of talk pages? Either on your talk page or on mine.--Altair 19:40, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Orian here is a lazy layabout who doesn't care about YOU. I however, am a man of real CHANGE and shit. I am here to help and stuff. Sigs are usually made as a subpage within one's userpage, like here for example: User:Altair/sig. Do you want someone to actually make the sig for you or to show how to make it and use it? Also, yes, I'm Orian's PA. - [21:49 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I see you are the man in charge here (looks in awe). I wanted someone to show me how to make it and use it. Please post your response to my talkpage. Thans a lot for helping out someone who didn't even know you. You Should be nominated for an award or something. Thanks for the help.--Altair 00:08, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

I was asleeep. Forgive me. Also Altair, try and get in the habit of indenting properly. User one more colon than the person who your replying to used (uless it's getting rediculous (see above) then start using one less). SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 04:38 2 August 2008

Then you get an awesome pattern. - [08:05 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oi! Boyo! Want some help

So... I'm trying to put together a generic insult generator. So that basically, when someone comes along and creates a vanity page saying somthing along the lines of:

Mr Davidson of XYZ Random Hihg Skool is a gayer and fiddles with kittehs - Free Kevin.

The page will get huffed, but rather than allowing it to be recreated over and over again, they can just get redirected to an insult generator where they can vandalise away to their hearts content. Or sommat.

Anyways, have a look (if you would be so good) and tell me what you think of the idea. Cheers! Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 15:59, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

p.s. Incidentally, that quote above is true - I went to that school (they didn't want to it to be identifiable, it was that shit), and you kept finding dead abused kittehs round the back of the art block. Oh, and Mrs Hunter can now be seen table dancing at the over 40s strip club, the Murray-Mint Rhino. She's got great knockers, though that might not be right up your street... Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 15:59, 2 August 2008 (UTC) (Again)

Arg! Wales! /recovers composure This is brilliant actually, if we could get a way of getting the IP's and Vandals seeing this first it would save alot of hassel. The problem would be them seeing it, possibly ask an admin or something if they could insert this in the bit that comes up when you create a new page or teh vanity policies or something. I think it's a good idea anyway! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:10 2 August 2008

Cool! It's my intention to have individual buttons for each insult, and have a long list in a category. So you'll get "<insert name here> is a wanker, as currently, but also a long list of others. Anyway, shall probably work it up gradually, and see how it develops. Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 16:57, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Yeah it sounds good. I'll kep my eye on it. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:59 2 August 2008

Template:Expletive? It's a nice idea, but I would use it more when you want to through a generic insult at an idiot. Say someone comes and vandalises your userpage you could leave a polite message on their talkpage:

==Thank You For You Interest In My Talkpage==

{{GenericInsult}} ~~~

Awesome. - [17:07 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

It's more intended for those who want to come on and write insulting articles about their schoolfriends, teachers, that sort of thing. And it would give a nice big collection of all their idiocy - who knows when a particular comment might be interesting down the line? Anyways. Oh, and has anyone seen my latest Pee Review? Can you tell I got a bit bored writing it? Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 17:21, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Yeah I update teh list now, and although I said it was indepth and agree with you, you probably should try and be a bit more constructive and less of a porn baron. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:25 2 August 2008

I also update the list and looked at it - came to update the list and Orian had done it. Bastard. I think you should be less constructive and more of a porn baron. Just my opinion. Also, it's going to use the choose and option tags, right? If you want to catalogue all their stupidity wouldn't a page like "Stupid Insults" be better for that in your userspace or in the Uncyclopedia namespace? I quite like the idea of a template that generates a generic insult - like, "you're fat" but more comical. - [17:28 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yadda yadda. How constructive can you be about two paragraphs of train of thought about a two-bit town in Northamptonshire? The porn was a good idea I thought - it'd make a good article. Write generic bollocks, but then bulk it out with lots of gratuitous pictures of breasts - that's actually funny! I might have to do it - maybe I'll rewrite Harrogate or something like that. Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 19:55, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

With particularly shit articles like that I tend to try and give advice "for future reference". But yeah. Whatever. Fancy doing a review? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:55 2 August 2008

Damnit Orian, sign your posts. It's done. Anyway, briefly - B for effort - done in a bit of a hurry; B- for presentation for the same reason. Tidy it up, get the concept properly estabilshed, and it'll be a funny parody of what is a ridiculous story in the first place. Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 21:51, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Who actually is the noob here? First you come and check on me, then you come to whore, then you tell me off for not signing. Stop being so good, and could you occasionally forget to sign? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:55 2 August 2008

Talkie?

Hey buddy, I'm currently playing around with the idea of an Uncyclopedia talkiecast. (not an official one, just my own show that is about Uncyclopedia) Said talkiecast would revolve around celebrity guests such as yourself, juicy gossip, juicier dancing, and the joys of silverware. Perhaps you would be interested in that first part? I'd love to interview you on one of the episodes via Skype if you have the means and the will to do so. Drop me a line; have your people call my people. sirsysrq @ 22:23 Aug 2

Sounds interesting. Except - now call me retarded - I have no idea what a Skype is or where I'd get one. Similar issues with talkicast. Also sheep, what do you think. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:33 2 August 2008

Skype = internet phone. You don't need one, it would just make things cheaper for me. I could just call you on your regular phone, but it would be nice if you downloaded Skype and just used a microphone. It's radio, so it would be a talking type interview. sirsysrq @ 22:51 Aug 2

Sorry I don't have a microphone (though I am going away for most of next week (family orientated holidy, christ I'm not even leaving Scotland) so I may be able to get one then) sounds like it could be fun! Anyway I really need to go to bed and count suicidal sheep and why are you still single? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:59 2 August 2008

Surprisingly, I've already read all of those articles and enjoyed them immensely. And no worries, I can call your regular phone if you don't feel like getting a mic. Just let me know if your interested, this probably won't happen for a couple of weeks so don't worry about logistics yet. I just want to know if you're interested. sirsysrq @ 23:06 Aug 2

Imensley enough to VFH? though if you did you'd need to mainspace the why... only if you want to, no pressure. And maybe wait till I get the review. Anyway I am interested. Have fun! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:23 2 August 2008

All will come in time, my fine feathered friend. Until then, enjoy this digital dong. 8====D sirsysrq @ 17:33 Aug 3

Oh don't rub it in. Digital dick is the only dick I'm likly to be getting in the foreseeable future. Also I'm starting to look foreward to this. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:38 3 August 2008

Many Thanks

Orian dude, I just want to make sure you know how much I appreciate you picking up and running with the list checking recently. As I observed to MrN, the timing is great - things are getting busy at work, wedding pressures are getting hectic, and I need to spend a lot less time on here for a while, so knowing you're there to do the work is a big help. I've actually asked Mordillo to ban me to make sure I keep away from the site at least this week (I seriously need to concentrate on my job or shit could hit the fan) so please keep stuff going, and here's a ninjastar for doing good stuffs! --UU - natter 12:24, Aug 3

/me stares in anger of Ninjastar. /me intends to type everything like this. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:29, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

Coolies! It's not gonna be the same without you being around as much, :( and ta for noticing. And hey Dex, don't see you around here much, why you angry? Jeleous of my shear brilliance? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:51 3 August 2008