User talk:Orian57/Archive 13

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Ass grabbing

And you love it. You know you do. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:33, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh I do, You know I do. /Me takes things further. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 07:44 27 April 2009

Thing

Can you believe it? Next week the Signpost celebrates its first birthday! I'm trying to pull something together featuring comments from regular contributors and editors and the like. You knocked out a couple of issues, so you count - do you have any comments for me to misconstrue in an amusing manner in our bumper special edition? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:23, Apr 28

I count! Really, I count! *sniff* Thank you so much for making me feel so necessary. As for the USP, well I think it's a been a great help in bonding together this community. And it's made things more interesting, what with everyone trying to do news worthy things just to get their names in the paper. Or something, I can't manufacture funny under pressure and this is pressure because you're gonna put this in the paper just to humiliate me now, aren't you? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 14:26 28 April 2009
You have a week. That's enough time to come up with a witticism fine enough to make a statue guffaw. Although I might put that in anyway, we'll see if I get time and the whim takes me that way. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:29, Apr 28
So basically you're giving me homework but also still holding my initial thoughts incase you feel like making an arse out of me? /me cracks under UU's mind games. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 14:32 28 April 2009

UnSignpost! 1st Anniversary Special!!!

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{{USERNAME}} strikes again, I presume? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 23:52 30 April 2009

im a whore

vote for me please--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:35, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Which one is it? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 08:51 3 May 2009
HowTo:Get Over Jenny--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 14:36, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Are you gay or something?

You look pretty peppy, exultant and blithe. We don't like your sort round here. --CrabPope 12:59, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

And you are? sorry I can't tell are you being serious or not? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 08:50 3 May 2009
Nobody can tell.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 14:37, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Ah I was using the word 'gay' in the sense of 'happy' for comedic effect, so I was saying 'we don't want happy people around here'. I like your articles, and I thought I should leave something and well ... maybe I should let myself out. --CrabPope 23:10, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Fair doos, I see the light now. And question: if you like my stuff, and this is similar, why the against? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 02:31 4 May 2009
Because it was too similar, I'd seen it all before --CrabPope 14:13, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
I geuss. I thought it was quite alot different though. oh well whatever. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 14:58 4 May 2009

sandcastles

howdy orian, just put my reviewing gloves on and i saw i've been beaten to the punch. if you'd like another review i'd be happy to give you one, just say the word. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:10, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

oh yes please, I put it up again, with your name literally on it, thanks Gerry! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 14:40 4 May 2009

OMG

UR GAYZ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Just kidding, I have no problem with you gay people=P Word of advice, though:If you decide to visit the U.S., stay out of Texas O_O Saberwolf116 21:12, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Why would anyone go to the US? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 21:19 4 May 2009
Because we're the best ever. Duh? Saberwolf116 21:41, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
And delusional too it seems. But seriously are you guys only just starting to notice that I'm gay? Crabs was here just a few days ago with the news. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 21:44 4 May 2009
Orian, where r u if your not in US?--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 21:46, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
The best country in the world. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 21:48 4 May 2009
Yes, I knew you were gay, I just thought i'd insert a punchline about bigoted Texans in there. Saberwolf116 22:10, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh I see, I was meargly being used. that's no problem. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 22:11 4 May 2009
You're a Brit? Really? I always pictured you being form San Francisco--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:17, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Really, from San Francisco? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:20, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Wow dude this is all pretty low...you offended by any of this Orian? I know they are joking and all but still...~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 22:23, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Why would I be offended? You're just Americans, it's not like you have proper opinions or anything. And actually I'd quite like to visit SF sometime. But not spend any money for fear of helping your silly econemy. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 22:26 4 May 2009
Well the gay economy isn't the same economy as the straight economy, you silly goose. One time, though, I won $400 playing video poker at a gay bar and drove across town and spent it at a strip club. So there is the occasional spill-over. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:27, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Although I must ask, BBQ, why you thought I had the Union Jack in my sig if I wasn't Brittish. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 22:30 4 May 2009
I know you want me to ask why you were in a gay bar, but I'm not going to. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 22:30 4 May 2009
If you kept winning on that poker machine, you'd go back for more, too. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:33, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
...although I guess you'd also go for the gay people. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:33, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
I think gambling is immoral. Anytime I see gambling I just think of Las Vagas and all those murdered people! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 22:35 4 May 2009
It's definitely not good for you. After twelve consecutive hours of drinking, chain-smoking, and gambling last Saturday, I think I was seriously having some kind of small heart attack. Fortunately, I don't seem to be dead right now. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:12, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
See! You're just proof that gambling kills! Come with me, I need to start a movement around your imminent heart failure. Also while you're here what do you think to my sandcastle article? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 23:15 4 May 2009
I'm not American.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 00:14, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
Really? I just presumed you were because you thought the union jack was American Patriotism. You a UKer too or are you a foreigner? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 00:31 5 May 2009
I hadn't noticed the U.J. The bright pink/purple was a bit distracting. And I'm Italian.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods
Ah... I didn't know you could BBQ pizza. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 00:48 5 May 2009
Nations matter not. For one day soon, our glorious messiah and President shall annex the world. Long live the United Democratic Republic! Love live Obama! Saberwolf116 01:32, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
Yes you can Orian. I've had pizza with BBQ chicken on it and with CheddarBBQ doritos. Yum. Although, that's more Italian American than pure Italian.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 01:53, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
Ah I was trying to be nationalist but it appears you have missed that. And no, there is no such thing as America. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 01:56 5 May 2009
Wait, what? I'm confused.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:41, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
Yes, you are. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 02:42 5 May 2009
What is that, a racist comment? Ya fucking brit. Don't make me go Mafia on your ass, though you might like it. OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:59, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks but I don't want a fat, scarred man, that smokes cirgars and has a horrible accent, launching organised crime from my anus, thank you very much. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 05:02 5 May 2009
HEY!! I don't smoke cigars!!--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods19:07, 5 May 2009
But you are fat and scarred with a horrible accent? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 20:02 5 May 2009
I like my accent. ITS FUCKING ITALIAN! The best accent in the world. That's why people love The Godfather so much. Can you imagine an very old British guy saying, "I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse," while making a little motion with one hand, and looking like the biggest badass ever?
Italy: 9432
Britain: less than that
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What are those numbers? Times the respective country has been invaded? And for the record yes, I can. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 00:48 6 May 2009
Oh, so we're doing historical attacks now? Cause, you insulted America quite a few times, seeing as Britain, while the most powerful country in the world, fell to America, who had almost no power. And no matter how many times Italy is invaded, it survives, and, according to the "Catch-22" theory, it will stay that way. It's also one of the most beautiful places in the world. I admit, your StoneHenge is impressive, but we have pizza, which trumps all.--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg02:07,6May,2009
All Pizza shows is that you're poor engineers. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 05:59 6 May 2009
That doesn't even make. We're amazing engineers, just look at Pisa. Can any other country in the world make a building defy gravity? I don't think so. And how many things has Britain created that are loved by everyone in the world? Italy has pizza. America has the hotdog. China has... um... chinese food. Germany has bratwurst. Poland has sausage. Mexico has the taco. France has, well, France has nothing. Sorry Frenchies. What does Britain have?--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg19:09,6May,2009
Tea and english muffins. And Haggis. And Forign food, we invented that you know! And Pisa wan't built like that, it just hasn't finished falling over yet. And for teh record I don't like pizza. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 20:13 6 May 2009
I don't like tea or English muffins, and I don't even know what haggis is.--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg00:55,7May,2009

Planet Earth: Humans

Yo Orian, just wanted to know if you could help direct me in any way before I finish my latest article. There is still alot to be done. I just wanted to know if you think any specific aspects of humans should be included, or if I should change the tone a bit or something. Any ideas would be great. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 05:55, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Would you mind if I just stepped in and made some edits of my own? Just froma a quick skim I can tell this is suffereing some of the same ailments I brought up with Monkey Lover (Oh and I will help with that now that it's not on VFH). You're general tone seems to be quite good (esspecially if you have david attenbouragh in mind) but it's your expression again. I'll give it a proper read through first though. Oh and *cough* *cough* *gasp!* *KAHACK!* ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 06:25 5 May 2009
Ya that'd be great do whatever you'd like without ruining the tone. Also, do whatever you'd like about Monkey Lover, I think I should take out the rape bit and leave it at that. Anything you want to do to improve either just go ahead and do. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 14:06, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
*cough* *cough* *gasp!* *KAHACK!*, sorry got this horrible cough, don't know where it came from. Anyway I wouldn't dream of changing the tone -- that's its strongest feature! And yeah Monkey lover, I wouldn't remove the rape bit entirely But tone it down, use that intersting fact somebody (RAHB, I think it was) mentioned about the fact gorrillas only have two inch dicks. I recon that would make teh whole affair more interesting. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:20 5 May 2009
Alright work your magic! And you should get that cough checked out bud...I am worried for ya...thanks for your help! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 16:34, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Congrats!

I'm sorry I didn't vote for your article, but congrats on the feature! Tribbuca222 21:29, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey that's ok, lots of people never got the chance to vote on it! I'm glad you liked it. And good to see a new user (users?) sticking around for a change. Mostly they just leave. Anyway, have a fun and feel free to ask about stuff if you're ever stuck, I'll gladly defer you to UU. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 21:33 6 May 2009

Hey

It's that time again! YAY WHORING!!!--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg01:09,7May,2009

Hey!

We gonna start our collabs? They are awaiting your glorious touch. I realized I can do generally good starting ideas, but I can't write them out too well. You are much better at that than me because your good with detail, something I am not. I would say we'd make a good team! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 03:35, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

I would say so yes, although I'm not sure how great I am with detail (if you look you won't find it) and like I've said in my Pee reviews it's just your expression. What I mean by this is the way you phrase things, quite often you're slightly redundant, which causes the reader to trip over what you're saying. Often I know what your trying to say you just aren't saying it quickly enough. Advice that I got from one of my many books on writing is use less words. Right I think I'll go through Monkey lover now, and just rephrase things where I found them awkward. And then you can see what I've done (generally the only way to pick up on other people's styles is to read what tehy write.) After that we can maybe talk about adding in some other ideas, if you think their nescessary. And then we can get into your (maybe our, but you've already done most of the leg work) Planet Earth one. Sorry If I'm seeming a bit cunty or worse pretentious. :S ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 03:57 7 May 2009
Oh we can make it ours for sure. And you are really good with detail I have found. Everything you say in Sandcastles is somehow related to the grand theme. Even things as little as "his hands being all tied up is a lie" was very detailed I thought. Maybe that's the wrong word though. Depending on the amount of work you put into any of my articles they could be collabs for sure. I have no problems with that. And do whatever you need to do with any of my articles. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 04:04, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special


Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:01, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Nice!

I have been watching your edits all day. They are fantastic! Even the parts I made boring have been greatly improved. I will go through and add edits. Do you think it is set for VFH then? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 23:40, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh your doing that now! Okay please continue sorry ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 23:43, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
I was just gonna see if I could add some links, yeah. And I think it's certainly ready for another try at least. Maybe best to give it another Pee though. Also I'm kinda dissapointed you changed "nasty, raping gorrila". I thought that was quite good. (I know the whole gorrilla rape thing is what is was criticed for, but I think it was because it was too explicit.) but it's still your article, it's up to you. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 23:45 7 May 2009
I'm sorry! I just thought it would be better that he had a pain in his ass, but didn't know why. So some people will know but the character doesn't...sorta. And Pee is all backed up at the moment too. That might be a while. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 23:49, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Yeah I noticed earlier that it was kinda busy, almost motivated me into doing one. Anyway I'll just finish with teh links and then let you nom it again. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 23:53 7 May 2009
Alright, sweet, do you want to nom it? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 23:54, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Nah, I'll let you have teh honour. Unless you really want me to. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 23:55 7 May 2009
I guess, I would rather someone else do it but your vote after should be enough. (Assuming you vote for) Also is this a collab? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 23:58, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
I suppose so, I think I did add in a bit more funny content but again I'll let you descide. I already feel like I've just bulldozed in and took over. :S ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 23:59 7 May 2009
Alright perfect. And your bulldozing is much appreciated. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 00:03, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Don't wanna offend you

Just wanted you to see this--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg01:52,8May,2009

Gaybritish.jpeg
lol. That's chucklesome, :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 01:53 8 May 2009
Chucklesome? Yeah, you're definitely gay. And British.--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg01:59,8May,2009
Just wondering, where did you find this? Cuz it sounds a lot like a quote from a little-known-online-anime-spoof show I watch. JackOfSpades (talk) 19:01, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Google Images--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg19:05,10May,2009
If you're interested in where that quote's from I uploaded the video here. If you've ever seen yugioh I'd recommend watching the whole thing, but the quote itself is at 5:13 or so. Jackofspades.png (talk) 01:57, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
HAHAHA That's funny--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 02:57,11May,2009
Sorry, my online sarcasm detector is broken. I can't tell if 3 capital "Ha"s is sarcastic or not. Jackofspades.png (talk) 04:52, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Actually not sarcastic. I used to like Yu-Gi-Oh, so I know what it's talking about, and I lqtsed.--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 17:31,11May,2009

A message to the Queers of Uncyclopedia

Dear Sinners,

We at Westboro Baptist Church have noticed you are participating in unholy sexual activity. We do not wish for you to rot in hell alongside Hitler and Rush Limbaugh. Therefore, we have devised a plan to save your unholy souls.

You must cease all sexual activity, effective immeadeatly. This is includes kissing, buttsecks, as well as making out with each other, dripped in oil and talking dirty....

Is it just us, or has this room become hotter?

Sincerily,

The messengers of god, Westboro Baptist Church.

Call us, Kay?;)

There you have it, the closest I can get to being a bigot. Enjoy.

Saberwolf116 01:00, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Well fuuuuuuck you! Honestly you Americans are all the same! Twittering on and on about how gays are leading the moral decline while you blow up abortion clinics and ban evoloution because it scared your imaginary friend. Your pathetic. You're just useless and embarrasing to the rest of the civilised world. Maybe if you all died the world would be a better place, now if you'll excuse me I need to go detox after having shared the same air as you. Piss off! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:06 9 May 2009
Oh and get your Fucking air conditioning fixed you diseased cunt. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:16 9 May 2009

I love you too.=) Saberwolf116 18:36, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Fuck off ya faggot. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 19:25 9 May 2009

GOD HATES Evangelical nut-jobs who no one listens to FAGS!!!!!!!!!!! Saberwolf116 21:04, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

ORIAN DISLIKES PEOPLE WHO DON'T INDENT PROPERLY!!! That's you, to clarify. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 21:05 9 May 2009

Hello.

i am the most gigantic lying mouth of all time --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 01:03, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Lied about what? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 01:08 10 May 2009
lying about taxes. lying about laws. lying about people. lying about the planet. lying about the demons, the demons. lying about everything. but then i lie about myself. i'm not the most gigantic lying mouth of all time at all! i was lying about that. please envelope this. what if some things are to be sent. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:38, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
/me nods/ Oh yes, I agree compleatly. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 14:33 10 May 2009

Technically not whoring

If you would like, you can check out my Leprechaun article and vote for it if it pleases you. wE COULD REALLY USE THE support of the gay society.--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 17:30,11May,2009

WAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Your mean!!! 15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 17:55,12May,2009
Yeah sorry, it just didn't make me laugh. And I know you're not being seriosu now but I'd just like to say it's best not to bring it up with people if they vote against. What happens at VFH stays at VFH, it avoids unnescessary drama. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 19:31 12 May 2009
I know. This is the only time I've ever done that, and it was specifically as a joke cause I know you wouldn't overeact. However, if I had done that at UU or GC or TT's page, there would've been another dramathon, which would've sucked. Meany. 15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 21:39,12May,2009
Mmm. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 22:10 12 May 2009
Mmm? Is that like a gay thing? You're not saying "Mmm" about my sexy ass, are you? 15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 00:02,13May,2009

Planet Earth

Well, now that Monkey Lovers (which seems very VFH ready) needs to wait a while due to Mordillo, what do you say we get cracking on Planet Earth? We can really do good I think. Also, I had to take out lots of ideas because it would get to long, so maybe a series would be funny. For example, Planet Earth: Human Trends, Planet Earth: Human Systems, Planet Earth: Human Body, Planet Earth: Human Destruction of the Planet. You know, just to get all ideas out. We could then have one main page linking to all of those. Just an idea. It might kill the joke and might become overused though. Also, I think we should have pictures all over the place so that it looks neat, with a picture of at least every situation. Besides, as amazing as the British guy is, the gorgeous views on Planet Earth are what really make the show. Just some ideas! The page is waiting for you!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   05:48, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Woken up yet?

I'm sure I remember you promising to look at something as soon as you woke up... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:09, May 12

You know not linking to it is actually more inconvenient for me. and I shall no doubt be chuckling over it mere moments from now. Also can I whore to you on my talk page? It's just you mentioned you were looking forward to voting on something and I wouldn't want to delay that pleasure any longer than necessary. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 09:17 12 May 2009
Okie cookie. I liked, I liked a lot, certainly VFHable. just a few things I'd like to bullet point out first.
  • "playfully" (the word next to gambol) while it's a perfectly acceptable word, it really irked me. I'd like it gone, it kinda broke your flow. Not a huge thing I know, but it did.
  • images. They need to be bigger. Preferably have the second one left aligned too.
  • You didn't link to any of my articles!
Yeah so those first two things are the only things that immediately struck me as easy improvements. Other than that I did really like it. :D ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 09:53 12 May 2009
Thanks man, happy to have feedback. A couple of responses: I like "gambol playfully", and I think it is a more fitting description than just "gambol" on its own. I don't like left aligning images too much, so I made the images small enough to fit on the page without cramming up in different resolutions. I'll have a look at it with a change or two, but I'm not sure I'll make that change. I can't see how I could really link to any of your stuff in that - feel free to add a link if you spot an opportunity (I liked the links you put in your Tweet bit, I forgot to mention that). So if I don't make any of those changes, at least you know it's not just because I'm dismissing your opinion out of hand! I do appreciate it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:19, May 12
Oh I was joking about linking to my article although "kids' attention" is a possible place for HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle as that is what my howto was about, the capricious nature of children. And your looking alot better now, althought you've possibly gone too big. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 10:32 12 May 2009
Oh and about plafully, I just hate adverbs in general. they annoy me, and I think that gambol sort of implies carefree and playful anyway, but it's your descision in the end. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 10:37 12 May 2009

I'm bored

Say something. I need someone to argue with. Or insult. Or make jokes with. Do you know anyone I can do that to? 15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 02:01,14May,2009

Grammit

I've fixed my page, thanks anyway. The sig is meant to be some thing. y'know... User:Zheliel/sigz2 12:24, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh right, well see if you can get it to link to your page anyway as that's kinda the point of sigs. Still best to ask socky. And again thanks! :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 12:54 14 May 2009

UnSignpost May 14th

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Kudos

Hey, thanks! I like to think I'm being a responsible citizen of the internet. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 22:17 15 May 2009
Thanks for making me look like a pervert by deleting your porn first. Anyway, I reworked my one page a bit. I left the images alone for right now (they weren't as bad as yours, well, not as naked at least). Do you think it still "works". --Mnb'z 06:38, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for saving my userpage from oblivion. =) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:16, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh that was no problem, I like having excuses to use rollback. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 18:18 16 May 2009

Der Unwehr

Check this out, and join if you really want to: User:Guildensternenstein/Der UnwehrSir Guildensternenstein 21:39, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Might as well seen as how I'm on this slightly terrifying talent streek. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 22:14 18 May 2009

Thanks for support...

This was my most constructive idea so far so I would seriously hate it to get scrapped. I might even start living my life again, instead of hanging around here. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 05:44, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

I think it's a sound idea. Practical and helps us look a bit more Wikipedia-like. I'll keep an eye on the forums but let me know when I can start to help on one. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 05:46 19 May 2009
Erm. Any time by me - are you an admin? I fail to remember. If not, ask them if you can be in - I suppose you can. I just bred the idea, and nobody told me what happens next: if the Cabal is going to pick the people or what. I suppose they will, Mordillo hinted at it somewhere. Another thing - I have nothing to work with, no time to learn how to make what I need from scratch. In other words - I would need a template for Science portal: I think the front page format would look good. Two columns is better than one I think. Any ideas besides front page source (that seems a bit clumsy to start with)? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 10:46, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
And also, why the fuck haven't I asked you for co-operation earlier? Do you write alone or do you like cow-riting? I have umpteen ideas and half-ready articles, have made spectacular time with people like Mhaille and RabbiTechno in chat: best way to kickstart an article. So tell me if you like the idea. You might want to read my Total Trash to see what I like to write, and Klestosapharot to see what I do when I don't have an idea for satire. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 10:55, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
No, I'm not an admin. Also I tend to work by self on writing, but I geuss I could try doing a collab with you sometime. Also, who else is working on thsi portal sceme with you? I think it's proabably best to get someone more proficient in wiki-code to come up with the basic template and then I'll come in and work the categorising and stuff. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 14:30 19 May 2009
Yes, that's what we need. Mnbvcxz made a sample portal on Sonic - but it's not in two columns, and he said he doesn't know how to. Nobody's doing anything yet since I'm waiting for some admin to pick people for portal operators. I don't know who might want to make a sample portal, so if you know who can/would, please suggest. If the Cabal doesn't tell me anything in a few days or so, I'll ask Mordillo what I should do (if anything) - but I'll not bugger him yet since he already knows about all this. I basically only got the idea and developed it by the arguments of others. I don't know if I'll get a portal to run - it wasn't the main thing - but I'll do it if someone asks me to. I might push myself later if nothing happens. Also, just send me word when/if you feel like cowriting something. Also - if you know the Cabal better than I do, please go ahead and harass them about the business. I basically only know Mhaille - left a message on his talk page. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 15:29, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
I can't see any of the admins getting worked up if you just go ahead with your idea, aproach a few people you know are interested and get them to work on a portal page, (perhaps in userspace initially, if your worried). I actually quite like Mn's portal layout and think it might be better to go with that. At least initially, get the ball rolling while people are still interested. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:46 19 May 2009
All right, let's do that then. I'll ask the few I know who seem capable. You probably know more people here than I do, please spread the word. Let's see who we can round up. Then I'll try to work the science portal from Mnbvcxz's. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 16:43, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

5/19/09

how is it not funny? my friend came up with it.

That may be why. And my main problem with it is that it really has very little to do with twitter. Also in future please use headers properly and sign with 4 tildes (~), thank you. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 03:12 20 May 2009

UnSignpost

Do you have anything to put in the upcoming issue? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:38, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

no, but I'll see if I can find something. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:07 21 May 2009

Science...

Here's what I have so far. Copied Dawg's user page so it still has some of his stuff in it. Feel free to do whatever you like there. Mordillo and Spang thought it should look like Wikipedia's corresponding portals, that's the only somewhat limiting thing. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 15:13, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

This seems good, not entirely sure if the intro is nescessary (after having a look at some of Wikipedia's they don't seem to have them) but I geuss we should have our own spin on things. I liked Mnbvcxz's idea of having a list of articles that need improving and that's probably more important than linking to HTBFANJS and the like. But yeah it seems good so far. I was thinking I might start one for Sexuality, and tehn maintain it. It'll be a popular one anyway. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:58 21 May 2009
We are working on making the portals for the higher level categories (i.e. those on the top right of the mainpage) first, then creating "sub-portals." --Mnb'z 16:47, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh I see, but wouldn't sexuality be a pretty big one? Like a third of teh whole site? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:54 21 May 2009
Science does have its introduction in Wikipedia, I just copied and twisted what they had. So do Arts and maybe some others. Glad you like it. Sexuality...hm. How about making a "People" portal (seems to me the Cabal recommends sticking to existing categories, by their comments) and making "Sexuality" a subportal in it, but twice or three times over? Might be a joke to consider. Feel free to copy the Science one when it's ready - it will be as close to Wikipedia's as I can make it - unless someone more knowledgeable helps to make it more so. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 17:06, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
Okie-kokie. I'll have a word with mordillo though, see what he thinks about "Sexuality". If done right I think it could be very helpful for the site. But yeah I'll keep and eye on what you're doing and copy it later. :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 17:19 21 May 2009
Its not so much sticking to the "existing categories" as it is getting the base level portals done first. Also, what do you plan on using the sexuality portal for? --Mnb'z 18:27, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
Sex? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:34, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
Correct Mnbvcxz - or, to be precise, we're both right. Have a look at Spang's comment here. Says it all there. In fact I only read it properly now. So: a portal that matches a category -> category name will point to the portal soon. Enough good portals -> portals get their own spot on front page. Everyone should be OK with those two. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:41, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Portal Updated

User:Mnbvcxz/GamePortal I added a random featured image and did some box rearranging. But more importantly, the lists are now transcluded subpages. Hopefully, it will make editing the lists a bit less intimidating for new users. --Mnb'z 07:30, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

So I was bummin' about your userpage, and...

...I read that you're planning on/trying to write a novel. That's flippin' sweet. May I ask what it's about? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:42, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, it's a post-apocoliptic horror. The focus being, as with all stories like this, how the characters get on. My main focus being a boy and his uncle and how they both need to grow up, in slightly different ways. I'm about a third done. As soon as I'm published -- and I will be, damnit it's the only thing I want to do with my life! -- this whole sit will know about it. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:50 21 May 2009
That's amazing. I've made several semi-forays (to use that word again) into "serious" literature, which never really turn out well. Comedic/satire is apparently my strong point. In December, I wrote my friends a funny novella-length piece as a general Christmas present, and am currently in the process of writing a similar story in collaboroation with my friend from college. What other stuff have you done? If any's on the internet, send me a few links because I'd be interested in reading some of it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:58, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
I so rarely finish things. But I started this last year and have long since given up on it. Was trying to gat a sort of Richard Laymon, style about it. It's not finished but it's the only sort of 'serious' fiction I have on the net. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 17:14 21 May 2009
I'm just reading it back now and it's really bad. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 17:31 21 May 2009
No like, seriously, it's really, really awful -- what the hell was I thinking? I can do so much better than that now. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 17:37 21 May 2009
It's good, haha, don't be so hard on yourself. I'd like to see a copy of this novel your writing, when you're done, if it's apparently "much better" than what you've shown me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:30, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
Also, what sorts of literature to you like? I'm something of a bookworm myself, and an always willing to converse with a fellow book-lover. *adjusts glasses* —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:30, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
(I don't actually wear glasses, for the record) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:30, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
Firstly, sorry for the delayed reply. I got busy. As for what I like to read (off site) it tends to be what I like to write (off site). Horror in short, with sprinklings of sci-fi. I don't think I actually have a very wide literary knowledge though, tend to stick to well known authors like Steven King. Although I have foudn a slightly less well known author Richard Laymon (mentioned him above), some of my favourite novels ever were written by him (see One Rainy Night and Night in Lonesome October). What about you? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 18:21 23 May 2009

UnSignpost May 21st

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Hey

Just wondering if you could adopt me... I don't know if I am doing this right.. I'm kind of new to the whole adoption thing... yeah --LongLiverh3 00:04, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, you certainly recognize good writing based on what you've nommed on VFH. Of course, I may be totally biased seeing as one of those noms was for something I wrote. But anyway... Orian57's a hot talent on a hot streak. And if Mordillo is to be believed, he's got a hot ass too. All things considered: a good choice to be adopted by -- unless of course he's too busy, in which case I apologize profusely and make a shame-faced exit. --T. (talk) 17:32, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
Yes, Hot streak. Hot ass. Adoption sounds like a fine idea. Though I've yet to actually do it propely. Bassically stick
{{Adoptee|Orian57}}
on your userpage and then come and ask me for help with things you've written or need help with. I'll also do my best to look out for you and such. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 18:05 23 May 2009

Hey Faggot!

Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on IC. I also noticed that our latest project is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask Modus. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, <insert name here>! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:18, 23 May Dictated; not read.

Why haven't you enlisted in Her Majesty's colonization effort yet? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:17, 24 May

Because if I do then I'd get people comming to my talk page, berating and abusing me for not doing anything. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 05:42 25 May 2009

Sportals

Science portal is almost done. Which one would you like to run? I think you'll do best to pick some of the existing categories top right, front page, to get audience. Spang said he'd linkify our portals to those links when we're ready. I'll make Science and Art, unless you want either of those. Copy the text from User:Multiliteralist/Science_portal to kickstart. It has a couple of templates but I think you know better than I do how to handle those. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 17:25, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Looks good, I'll Probably be able to do something with Computers and Technology. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 05:49 25 May 2009
Techmology seems to be a subcategory of Science for some reason. Let's see. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 08:10, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
Yes - it's on the list of subcategories in the Science Portal. If you get Cabal to make Techmology a category of its own and add it on main page, it has a far wider audience. But Computers is there already... what if the category name was Computers and Technology? It would be a subtle joke all on its own. Then the Technology subcategories should go under that, and Technology removed from the subcat list of science. Just some ideas that ran through my ad/hd addled gotta go, bye. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 08:16, 25 May 2009 (UTC)