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Talkpage rape

--Mnb'z 00:27, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Inventive. /two thumbs up ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 00:32 26 May 2009

I don't have time to waste of talkpage rape comments. --Mnb'z 01:10, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

You won't even make teh time for me? /cries ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 01:11 26 May 2009

Its not you, its me. --Mnb'z 01:17, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

correction. It'n not me it's you! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 01:20 26 May 2009

I would add to this rape spree but somehow it just feels wrong. --^Dame 01:58, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

No it doesn't. RAPE RAPE PREGGOFUCKING RAPE!!!!! Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:59,26May,2009

No girls! And by extention, no pregnancy! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 02:07 26 May 2009

GAY!!!

You're gay. Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:23,26May,2009

Oh you think I'm gonna respond to this? Well you're wrong! :P ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 01:47 26 May 2009

How come nobody ever comes to my userpage to obviously point out my sexual preferences? --Mnb'z 01:51, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Cause pregnant chicks are hot. Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:53,26May,2009

Because you're illegal! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 02:06 26 May 2009

What? --Mnb'z 02:07, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

You. Are. Illegal! And sick! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 02:09 26 May 2009

You're a narrow minded bigot. --Mnb'z 02:16, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

True. But preggos are hot nonetheless. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:38,26May,2009

Get off my page! /pulls out my auto-abort gear. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 02:39 26 May 2009

COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM! HALP! HALP! I'M BEING REPRESSED! --Mnb'z 02:45, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

boobs. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:54,26May,2009

So, to continue our long-dead conversation from like a week ago...

...what sort of literature do you like? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:21, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

(recovered from archive) As for what I like to read (off site) it tends to be what I like to write (off site). Horror in short, with sprinklings of sci-fi. I don't think I actually have a very wide literary knowledge though, tend to stick to well known authors like Steven King. Although I have foudn a slightly less well known author Richard Laymon (mentioned him above), some of my favourite novels ever were written by him (see One Rainy Night and Night in Lonesome October). What about you? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 02:37 26 May 2009

I'm all over the place. Lately it's been graphic novels--Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Maus, etc.--though I very much like Postmodern-type stuff. Thomas Pynchon is my favorite author, though I also like Don DeLillo, Cormac McCarthy and Jose Saramago. I'm a Tolkien fan, and also enjoy Terry Goodkind's fantasy novels as well. Oh, also, Woman in the Dunes by Kobo Abe was a really interesting one-off read. I'm looking to find more stuff by him, although he's Japanese so his work's kinda hard to come by stateside aside from on the internet. Finally, I very much enjoy H.P. Lovecraft's short stories, which I'd imagine you'd be a fan of given your literary tastes. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:30, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh, now that I've mentioned Pynchon, I'm obligated to whore just a little bit. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:32, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

I must confess to never having heard of any of those people. I tend to follow a few athors until I've read everything they've writen and tehn move on. Which is terrible for variety but, yeah.

As I've said I've never heard of Thomas Pynchon and I tried reading your article but I think I just missed the joke. Couldn't in all honesty vote for but I won't vote against either because it's probably me and not you. Also sorry for being so slow to reply. I'm just rubbish. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 15:15 28 May 2009

Portals thingy gaining speed

User:Silly Angel is on team. Here's where I thought discussion should be discussed so nobody duplicates things by accident - or horrible malicious intent, the way clones are always made. -- Style  Guide 05:48, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Yeah I started one, after the Computers and Technology category that's linked at the top of the mainpage. Was gonna make it so it's main focus was technology though, becuase computers come under tech not the other way around, IMO. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 05:56 26 May 2009

That's why I said Computers and Technology would be a joke on its own. But still, the techmologically traditional way is easier. Got another idea on that: some future scientificalist group arguing which was first, contputers or techmology. Joke would be that Aldiss invented Contputers before Sasha Baron Cohen invented Techmology. -- Style  Guide 06:10, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey

I did another review here. Do you think it is any good? I tried to go in-depth with it. Staircase CUN^t 17:17, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

NOTM

Can I count on your vote? My article is up so I met all the requirements when I made Antigua-Barbuda - - - Silly Angel Speak Contribs 20:27, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Help

Do you know how to make award templates. I seen people do them but never knew how to do it--Iwillkillyou333 23:57, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

I certainly do. Firstly create the page User:Iwillkillyou333/award then steal the code from the award template you like the look of (here is the one I used yesterday), then obviously change the words and colours to make it look original. Then when you're done use the code, {{User:Iwillkillyou333/award}} on someones talk page to award them your template. Also we have ninjastars just follow the instructions on the page. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 05:03 28 May 2009

Thanks. Appreciate it.--Iwillkillyou333 01:21, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Tanks Tanks Tanks Tanks Tanx

Thanks for voting for my article, Dear Diary. And do rest assured that I am not a violent or vindictive person, and that voting no would have in no way resulted in me abusing my administrative powers to crush you like a grape. ~ Todd Lyons

...actually, I'd be happy to ban you anyway, if you'd like. :) --T. (talk) 11:33, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Yes but aren't there policies about vanity pictures, Mr Loins? /me giggles and runs away ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 15:11 28 May 2009

Indeed they are, Mr. O'Ryan.  :) Try this one for sighs:

So, uhm, thanks for votin' for my article, "I Like Cats (The Other White Meat)", eh? Like, maybe if you're not busy later you could come by, and I'll fry up some back bacon on the Coleman, and we can have a beer and talk. Unless you don't drink, eh? Cuz like I don't want to push you off the wagon or nothin'. I got some Tim Horton's coffee too, eh? Beauty. ~ Todd Lyons

Peace, love, and underwear --T. (talk) 19:37, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Yay personalised thankplates! Nobody but me really seems to do these anymore. they just keep using the same one. I mean that's on but I like handing out a template that gives something of the article too. It shows effort... /continues to mumble about kids these days Also you're in the paper! I've been in the paper, lets be snooty celebrities together. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:49 28 May 2009

I'm famous-ish! Crashing Uu's page has really paid off. So I'm in with your plan. What do snooty celebrities do to be show-offy? --T. (talk) 21:11, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Ignore farmers. Bassically. And don't acknoledge the checkout girl either,she may get delusions of grandure. BURN THE PROLES!!! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:41 28 May 2009

Hey

I've been doing some reviews lately. I have them alll labled on my userpage. Could you read the ones that aren't labled lame and tell me if you think they are good? Staircase CUN^t 15:24, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

I shall. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 15:25 28 May 2009

Thanks dude! I've got a lot of good feed back from my reviewees. Staircase CUN^t 15:28, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Wow those are looking alot better. Thanks for putting in that extra effort. Some people when told they aren't doing so well with the reviews tend to stop doing them. Only minor complaint I have now is that spooling and GRAmAR'S may need tightening up, doesn't have to be perfect or anything but I run my through word and that tends to get most of them. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 15:40 28 May 2009

Yes, I know. I always make a ton of erros. I can spell really well but not when blazing with a key board, ya know? I'll just mkae sure to read through the next couple of reviews I do. Thanks for your help! Staircase CUN^t 15:43, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Your welcome. And, I know this is gonna hurt, but I need some constructive criticism as I'm sure it has real potential. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 15:53 28 May 2009

Sure, mate. I might be able to hit your artcile up after I'm finished with the antbortion one I'm doing right now. Staircase CUN^t 15:54, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

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Hello

Hi, I have just done a little pee on your article. I'm afraid it's my first ever Pee (yeah, I really needed to go by my age), so it's not gonna be all that great. But, if you could give me some feedback that would be nice. Nameable ((talk?)) 10:35, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

For your first it was certainly very good. There was advice given, and you were nice about it. The only thing I'd suggest is be more specific. "More jokes" is too vague and there for unhelpful, all though you did give me a good suggestion in the concept bit. I tend to leave it a few days before going back to an article anyway, just so you know I'm not ignoring you, it helps me look at it with fresher eyes. So yeah thank you! And I hope you keep peeing. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 12:40 29 May 2009

Cool, yes, I should have thought that "more jokes" was a little bit of a stupid thing to say. Anyway, I just randomly found your "UnTweets" article, I think it's great. I don't know what you think, but I think it's a really cool idea, and there could be more UnTweets to come...I have an idea about a paramedic, thought that could work out quite well. Let me know what you think...Nameable ((talk?)) 12:20, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

No worries, like I said for your first review it was verry good. Just takes a bit of practice. And, more UnTweets, that'll be cool, I was hoping the idea would take off and get at least a little attention. Go for it let me know when your done. :D ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:14 30 May 2009

No

No, I'm not 11, I'm actually 15, that is an excuse so if the article is bad, they'll think it was because I was 11 (haha.) Also, the only place I put that was a review. WHY DIDN'T YOU REVIEW THE ARTICLE?!!!!!

I agree, you really have been a terrible adopter. Before I go on, I wanna say that I'm sorry for not voting on your "Nursery" article- I slept on it a couple days and one day I was sitting home, with nothing to do, and I remembered, "Oh! Go vote for Orian57's article!" and I went online and it was on the front page. I made up for it, though- I voted for you in WotM.

What? Oh, oh, adopting. I am working on this article, put the construction tag on it, need some help and pointers before it gets deleted. Thanks. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.

And my article, UnNews: Koreans plan to take over Earth, is on pee review, seeing how you adopted me, it would be the perfect way to give me some help. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.

I didn't review it because I'm a lazy twat.

It doesn't matter about not voting, it got featured anyway, so no harm done. And thanks for the support on WotM! I actually deserve it after this month.

I shall have a look at it. But one thing I always recomend is strating your article in Userspace. so User:LongLiverh3/Why?:Not? would be the page title. that way you can work on it for as long as you like without fear of deleation (seriously, this spent ages in userspace but look where it is now). Just a warning though I am kinda bussy so I might not get back to you right away. And I'm a lazy twat.

I'll do you a review as soon as I can. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:46 30 May 2009

Wanna

have sex work on my UnBooks article? I'm doing some additions now. Staircase CUN^t 02:00, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

I would appreciate it if you helped me out on it, Orian, since you seem to be good at first person style writing. Staircase CUN^t 08:11, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Im sorry

I didnt mean to offend you, orian, and sorry if I did. It was just a bad joke.. So here, I -formally, officially and exclusively- apologise to you. Hope you forgive and forget Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 04:25 June 1 '09

That's ok. I'm not crying-offended and I'm sort of flattered you'd waste your time like that but yeah, best not to do stuff like that. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:59 1 June 2009

sorry.. man, i thought you'd like it and laugh or something. anyway, as a token of forgiveness, please vote for my article on vfh, its gonna be my first feature, so i want your name to be on the list of people i'll send the thanks template to :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:42 June 1 '09

What's this all about? It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.

Nothing important. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 03:58 3 June 2009

What are you all about? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:00, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm all about the dick, man. Don't really mind about your face and if you have a flabby ass that's fine but if you don't know how to use your dick then we can't be friends. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 04:02 3 June 2009

I'm all about Dick myself. And, if you don't mind flabby asses and ugly faces, you can be all about Dick too. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:05, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

LOLPUN! Actually if I'm being honest, face is kinda the deal breaker. Though I've never even come close to dating but yeah... ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 04:07 3 June 2009

Yes, I've heard that. Tis ok my friend. The face is the deal breaker of many would be homosexual partners for Richard Nixon. Nothing to be ashamed of. Also, keep your head up. I'm sure you'll meet a nice guy soon enough. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:11, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Did your fire just get bigger? am I making you hot? And yeah I'm sure he will. If I just sit on my ass and wank it'll all fall into place. It always does. sorry I'm being all depressing now... My head hurts. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 04:14 3 June 2009

See, there's your problem. Don't wank standing up! If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, wank upside down, tied to your ceiling. That's how I got all the guys girls. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:21, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

0_o Freek. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 04:26 3 June 2009

....... :) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:27, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, you're cool. Oh also I bought Left 4 Dead the other day, the good things I head were true, I highly recommend it. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 04:29 3 June 2009

Well, if Oblivion ever stops eating my face, I might actually get that one. However, as of right now, Oblivion is eating my face. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:32, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Don't think I've heard about that one. Not as plugged into the gaming sphere as I used to be. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 04:34 3 June 2009

I don't blame you. The gaming sphere is now cramped and unlivable. I do like to party at the Playable Game Disk Cube every now and then though. Also, I'm going to bed. Work in the morning. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:36, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Nighty, night, then Wood-Wood. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 05:01 3 June 2009

May Set smite thee not Ma'et Moo'sha thanketh thee for thou hath shown him support at the Holy Of The Holies. "lo! Set hacketh the phallus of he who showeth not support. Verily, for a sinner he is and in Hell shalt he be lashed to the slave stick" --Book Of The Dead, Chapter IX, 19:11

Thanks for voting, orian. You'll get another template when the script is featured :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 07:01 June 3 '09

Hurrah! Templates. Definitly think you should talk to someone about an audio though, it can wait till after teh feature but yeah. would probably make it great. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 07:08 3 June 2009

Mordillo said he's gonna do it :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 07:12 June 3 '09

Cool! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 07:13 3 June 2009

Thanks!

LOL UR GAY. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:20, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Pee Review request

Mind doing a pee review on HowTo:Kill A Berserker if you have the time – Preceding unsigned comment added by Iwillkillyou333 (talk • contribs)

I'll see what I can do, just not tonight. Far to tierd. Also, friendly reminder, try to remember to sign. :) ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:09 3 June 2009

I thought i signed, oops. Anyway good night--Iwillkillyou333 22:17, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

You awake?--Iwillkillyou333 16:51, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes but I gotta go soon. don't have enough time for a review but maybe later ok? if it's gonna happen I'll put my template up, ok? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:54 4 June 2009

Ok sounds good--Iwillkillyou333 17:07, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks onion69

Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo want to say sank you, ya otta!

You gived your voice to make za interfiew on za front page. So I want to say sank you... Want to see my brobelor? I also take you to za byramids and show you good time, and for you only 10 American dollars. No, wait! Come back! I want money! What do I tell to little Ahmad when he says ya baba, get food?...

Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 22:01 June 3 '09

What's this all about?

I saw this from Saberwolf's page and there was some big controversy and you were involved, what is that? It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.

I dunno, that's just some banned users talk page. He started being a dick to Opty And so he was banned. If theres any other controversy then I was unaware. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 10:41 4 June 2009

Hey, orian..

Wanna fuck?... I mean - wanna do a collab with me? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 14:07 June 4 '09

depends on what teh idea is and if I can get my creativity back. We had a row and he left. I though he'd just go to the pub and cool off but he didn't come home last night. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:14 4 June 2009

aye sir, the idea is Big balls. You know the ACDC song of the same title? Read its lyrics at least if you've never heard it.. Anyway, I want to do the same innuedic style, between dance balls and testes.. You get at it?.. Oh, and dont worry about your creativity, he probably got wasted at the pub or mugged in an alley or something. But he's still in Scotland, Im sure. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 22:14 June 4 '09

yes or no? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 07:36 June 5 '09

Umm, I'm not sure. Sounds interesting, but perhaps expand beyond just dance balls. I'll have a proper think later. been up all night and now can't think good. Also muses. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 07:38 5 June 2009

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Delievered by Saberwolf116 02:03, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Hey!

Since you're belting out reviews and everything, would you mind doing one of my UnNewses? I have two of them on their now. You don't need to them now, but I would like them to get some time. You don't have to if you don't want to, though. Staircase CUN^t 07:30, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

I shall see what I can do. Oh and I am still interested in helping you out with that article you were doing. Drop me a link here so I can read it over properly and maybe help out later. Also poetry, I mean it's shit obviously, but it's new shit and that makes it ok. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 07:34 5 June 2009

Sweet, sweet! It's here. Staircase CUN^t 07:37, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Like I just said to mamoosh above though things might have to wait till later as I'm really tierd. And is that sweet to the poem, no? I presume no but thought I'd ask. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 07:41 5 June 2009

It definitely wasn't toward the poetry, I don't know why you even borught that up. Are you working on that? Staircase CUN^t 07:44, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

<starts crying>That was the finished thing!<will never stop crying> No but yeah, I just came up with it in a poetry class and thought it was vaguely amusing. Obviously it's not. Anyhoo I am going to go to bed now, for a bit. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 07:47 5 June 2009

Actually, I didn't even read it, so I'll do that now. Staircase CUN^t 17:54, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Don't. It'll only dissapoint you. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:55 5 June 2009

You're right. Staircase CUN^t 17:57, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh that's it just agree with me, I don't have feelings obviously. <cries and cries until I drown> ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:00 5 June 2009

Oh Orian, Mr. Orian, would like a life vest to go with you're crying? Staircase CUN^t 18:01, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Picture

Its the Baby from the tv show Dinosaurs.--Iwillkillyou333 17:16, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh ok, cool. thanks. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:52 5 June 2009

ever seen that show – Preceding unsigned comment added by Iwillkillyou333 (talk • contribs)

I'm trying to think, I must have because that picture looks so familiar and something called Dinosaurs sounds like exactly the sort of thing I'd have watched as a kid but I still can't place it properly. Anyway thanks. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:43 6 June 2009

Did you see...

that your favorite adoptee is 1 in-depth review away from joining PEEING? I think I'm going to succeed on this website! It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.

Not if you talk about yourself in third person. nobody likes that. And yeah, good work! keep at it, it's good to get new PEEING members because us older ones are never as active. And I think currently you're my only active adoptee. I mean I'm not doing you down I'm just saying in this instance favourit and only are synonymous. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:19 7 June 2009

What do you think...

Of this? UnTweets:George Peterson. I hope you like it. It needs more pictures, I know, but what do you think of the concept? Nameable • ((mumble?)) • 10:03, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

I will look at this. But first you need to sort your sig out. Have you clicked custom signature box? And does your template look like this: {{subst:nosubst|User:Orian57/sig7}} You need that subst:nosubst thing. :) ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 03:10 10 June 2009

I think it is sorted now. Woody gave me lots of helpful help, and it seems okay. I think. Nameable • mumble? 21:11, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

A random series of sexual events on your talkpage.

Aaaaand... begin. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (23:37 06-9-2009)

No you begin. Can't jsut give a header like that and not at least finger me. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 03:08 10 June 2009

Okay! Classic Time! *stroke*stroke*stroke*stroke* Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (17:12 06-10-2009)

Hey, babee, you're so well hung, let me take care of that. *stroke*stroke*stroke*stroke* ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:18 10 June 2009

I just found the UnProvision thing for the first time

So how do I become an UnProviser? I added to one of them, the Battle of Famous People or something like that. I don't understand stuff with features or starting articles or competetions. And I read the about HowTo thing so please don't just give me a link to that. Can you help me get into this? Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:51,10June,2009

oh god. UnProvise. Those were the days. Back when me and Yettie were the stars fo this site. And To be really honest I hardly know. It's only in my userspace because I wanted the attention, but Yettie did really everything. And there hasn't been activity for the best part of a year so don't expect people to be interested, I'm not really interested. I mean if you want to take it over that's fine by me but don't expect people to be interested, they weren't before. :/ ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 03:07 10 June 2009

Really? I missed the whole UnProvise era? Those are funny. Don Puttano cHeDDs 14:47,10June,2009

Could you at least put my name down on the list, with a contribution, and maybe a merit for editing exactly 7 months after the 2nd most recent one? Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:49,10June,2009

What list. Why do you deserve a merit for one edit? Especially so long after the last, I mean you're bassically poking a corpse with a stick. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:58 10 June 2009

Don't I get a prize for poking the corpse? And there's a list on the main page for all contributors. Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:00,10June,2009

NOCORPSEPOKING! And you can add to it if you want but like I said before I've no real intentions of trying to revive UnProvise. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:10 10 June 2009

I know. I just wanna be a part of whatever I can. And I don't know how to add it to the list. Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:30,10June,2009

available 4 adoption!!!!

im just a n00b that needs some real assistance like editing a friggin page. hook me up, man!!!!! U are a total CRAPHOLE. 11:46, 10 June 2009 (UTC) – Preceding unsigned comment added by DBZWii09 (talk • contribs)

Umm, what? I'm happy to help you out but first look at the links Sycamore left on your talk page, they should help you get started. Also try not be all ironically insulting right from the start, that right has to be earned. Also use four tidles instead of five. Glad to meet you. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 15:24 10 June 2009

HAW HAW

HAW. Saberwolf116 17:58, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Haw. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:23 10 June 2009

...Haw? Saberwolf116 20:47, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:11 10 June 2009

Actually, probably not. --UU - natter 14:05, Jun 11

Yeah... Seemed funny at the time though. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 15:58 11 June 2009

Happy UnBirthday!

Happy UnBirthday!

You have now officially been an Uncyclopedia

member for one full year. Must suck to be you!

---

(Note: May be late. Alternately, early.) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:12, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Aw cool! That's awsome. I feel well liked now! :D ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 15:59 11 June 2009

Oh, then I've failed. My mission was the opposite of that. I'm not very good at this "evil" thing. Pity. I just bought a wardrobe's worth of nehru jackets. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:56, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

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I think I'm going crazy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:01, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh don't go crazy, Socky. If you do who will deliver the paper? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 14:41 12 June 2009

No one. MUAHAHAHA! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:42, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh god! He's gone mad! SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM -- WE CAN ALWAYS WAIT FOR ROBOTS TO BE INVENTED! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 15:21 12 June 2009

Adoption needed

I need adopting bad, it took me seriously like 8 minutes to figure out how to comment of your talk page. Will you adopt me? Are you still unemployed and unrelationshiped like it said on the adopter page?? – Preceding unsigned comment added by TheGreenLing (talk • contribs)

Why? Do you want solve either or both of those problems?

Also I shall be happy to adopt you! First have you read the links Todd gave you on your talk page? If not do so. They're the essentials really. Also put this:

{{Adoptee|Orian57}}

on your userpage (click your name above, add it then save (you can put whetever you want here really, look at my userpage or other peopels for ideas)) to let people know I'm looking after you. Another thing, Always sign your posts with 4 tidles ~~~~, this adds your name and a timestamp to the end of your post (if you wanta fancy sig like mine then I'll explain that later). Lastly when reply to this post (and posts in general) use one more colon (:) than the person you are replying to used. Those are my basics really, for helping you communicate with everyone around here. More lastly, when people say stuff 90% of the time they're joking (just read my talk page for a start), if they are being serious they'll usually say or you can usually tell. They're harmless really. :)

I also have another adoptee (well I have seven others but he's the only one currently active) who you can go talk to, sort of help you get to know people. So basically you can just come to me when you need stuff,and welcome to Uncyclopedia! :D ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 04:16 14 June 2009

Sorry! And, yes, your vote meant nothing to me

NOTHING I SAY! Not really, I just completely forgot. Anyway, here you have a SPECIAL, personal template (I changed the words and everything!) to say thanks!

CHEERS!

 Why, thank you for voting for my fairly recently, but not that recently, featured article. Sorry I forgot to give you this. It's not that I don't care, it's just that I got halfway through sending these and then had to leave, and completely forgot the rest.

Oh, and the fact that I don't actually care.

And while I'm here...wanna read some crap? I linked to Joshy, hope you don't mind. Nameable • mumble? 09:41, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Uh dude, read the talk page. Then go here    Orian57    Talk   11:33 14 June 2009

Yay! You liked it! Plus, you have a new sig. Very nice, I must say. Nameable • mumble? 13:31, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

You have gone here, right?    Orian57    Talk   13:45 14 June 2009

Er, yeah, I have now. It's amazing now, there's TWO whole articles in the UnTweets collection. Nameable • mumble? 18:11, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Both features (hopefully!), no other category can boast that it's full of features! Except for the featured category.    Orian57    Talk   18:14 14 June 2009

SysRq

Do you know his whereabouts or anything? He said he'd be returning in early June or anus Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 11:38 June 14 '09

Not really actually. I've been following his twitter and I think he's moving house. Other than that I've not seen him.    Orian57    Talk   13:08 14 June 2009

New sig?

It looks more British and less queerish. Why's that? Saberwolf116 13:28, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Why not? Besides it's both. Not that I'd expect an American to understand but that's the pink Union Jack, celebrating both homosexuality and the United Kingdom at the same time.    Orian57    Talk   13:40 14 June 2009

From a distance, it looks a little less pink. Why don't you have that gay sign in your sig anymore, though? Saberwolf116 13:46, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Because this is a different sig and I was going for minimalism.    Orian57    Talk   13:48 14 June 2009

I see. People are always changing their sigs this way and that- gool ol' default. =) Saberwolf116 13:50, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Good god! I had that other one for six whole months! It was time for a change. And default makes you look like a noob. I shall spend time feeling superior to you now.    Orian57    Talk   13:53 14 June 2009

Go ahead and do that while I feel superior to you on PR. Saberwolf116 13:54, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

I've been there longer. I'm still better.    Orian57    Talk   13:56 14 June 2009

Give me until next January and i'll have 200. Saberwolf116 13:57, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

(Joking) Saberwolf116 13:59, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

That's what you think. It'll get tiresom eeventually. then you'll be down to a nice sensible 0 - 2 a month.    Orian57    Talk   14:00 14 June 2009

(Oh really? I would never have geussed!)    Orian57    Talk   14:00 14 June 2009

Don't count on it. When I get obsessed with something, I never stop. Like, ever. Saberwolf116 14:02, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh well. It's good that you've kept going after winning RotM people almost always have a massive reduction in activity. It's the curse.    Orian57    Talk   14:06 14 June 2009

I think that has to do with the fact that a lot of users have some sort of sexual fetish towards winning awards and becoming admins. Dunno why. Saberwolf116 14:08, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

There may be a grain of truth there. I doubt it has much to do with adminship though. I suspect they aim for the award win it and then have nothing to aim for.    Orian57    Talk   14:10 14 June 2009

Well, for some reason, i've found my passion in reviewing. I can't see myself winning other awards, seeing as how I don't really know how to write and I don't much else other than reviewing. Anyways, I better get back to my review for today. Saberwolf116 14:13, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, like I've said elsewhere (perhaps even to you) reviwing tends to help you become a better writer, give you ideas and such. If you don't want to though that's fine. You're still being usefull reviewing when no one else will.    Orian57    Talk   14:15 14 June 2009

Stalking 101

Congrats on your 9001^st edit! XD --^Dame 17:30, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Yup. Congratulations, mate. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:32, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Yay! I'm being congratulated for never using the preview button! :D    Orian57    Talk   17:33 14 June 2009

And you're only at 9000? For shame! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:37, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, like 45% of my edits are in "user talk" aswell.    Orian57    Talk   17:41 14 June 2009

9000+

This user has over 9000 edits.

9000+

Don't forget to add this to your userboxes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:44, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Ohmigod- USERBOX!    Orian57    Talk   17:47 14 June 2009

Reviewing the reviewer

Fair calls, and to be honest I came across the list as a stub (20 or so items in there) and thought that it could be improved by being completed and by having some funnier lines in there, so about 70% of the written content was mine, the rest - well, I'm too polite to axe someone else's work (but don't worry, I'm learning to be rude.)

As for the images - not my forte, and not likely to be. This is significant length contribution #1, and I wanted a PEEReview more for the purposes of knowing I was on the right track. Shock porn is fairly low in regards to the humour stakes, but is easy enough to write that I could complete the list. Having said that, and having had a look at the past articles you've reviewed and given a score below 20 to, I'm looking forward to being huffed.

I'm partway through Lateral thinking puzzle (which will be renamed just to lateral thinking eventually. Any feedback on this I'd appreciate. Don't be afraid to rip it to shreds. Whatever doesn't kill me only makes me cry. Pup 21:24, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, relating back to Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Worst_100_Ways_To_Be_Castrated Pup

I think you must be the first person I've scored under twenty who hasn't come back with the words "fuck you homerless faggit!" (or some variation therapon) -- which is a great thing! being able to take criticism means your actually trying to write something decent. Also the fact you've looked through my review history shows something. probably. Anyway, don't worry if it is deleted most people's first trys are (mine included) sometimes it's best to just move on (if you want to insure it is deleted put it on QVFD with a note saying author request). I shall try and remember to have a look at your thing but I was hoping to do some of my own writing for a bit. Anyway, glad to see your sticking around and feel free to come see me if you need help with anything! :)    Orian57    Talk   22:01 14 June 2009

Just so I can live up to your expectations, "Fork you, you variation thereupon a homeless faggot."Pup

Homeless? That's a new one :D    Orian57    Talk   14:32 15 June 2009

Now that I'm in PEEING...

Do you think you could help me make a review template? Thanks. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 21:49, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Not if you edit conflict me like that. To be honest it's kinda simmilar to doing a sig. here is a link to my one. To add a picture and the article name you do something like this:

{{User:Orian57/PeetemplateX|[[File:Snow white2.jpg|150px]]|[[Snow White]]}}

So the {{{1}}} become the first thing you put after the first pipe/line thing and so on. You get it? Alternativley you could just steal the code from one of my thanksplates and change the words/image to have a more permanent one. so then just tag it with something that looks like this:

{{User:Orian57/VFH thanks 6}}

Does that make sense?    Orian57    Talk   22:01 14 June 2009

Flag thingy

In case you wanted to use this in your sig or something, I made an icon version of the LGBT flag:

Cheers. Saberwolf116 13:30, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, cool. I had a similar one in my fourth sig. If I ever go back to it I might swap. thanks though.    Orian57    Talk   14:30 15 June 2009

Yes, speaking of which, you look a lot less gay, and a lot more aesthetically pleasing with this new sig here. You aren't going straight on us now, are you? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:45, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Next person to ask me that get's beatings. This is the pink Union Jack. For gay brits. FFS. Although yeah I think it looks a whole lot better! :D    Orian57    Talk   15:49 15 June 2009

What kind of beating are we talking about here? No, but seriously, it looks pretty darn good. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:02, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

A good one... And still nobody's told me off for stealing Tagstit's code.    Orian57    Talk   16:07 15 June 2009

/me tells onion69 off for stealing titstits code Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 16:11 June 15 '09

By the way, orian, I don't feel like making a new header, so I thought id' let you know that i've got my review in for today, and i'm hoping you'll check it soon. Cheers! Saberwolf116 16:14, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Done. ages ago and badly, but done nonetheless.    Orian57    Talk   22:19 15 June 2009

Can you pee on this for me?

It would be dearly appreciated if you'd find the time for it. Little Pink Sock 16:32, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do, was actually planning to finish off a piece of writing tonight but If it's still there later I'd be happy to!    Orian57    Talk   22:21 15 June 2009

I see someone already crushed my article, crawling with "i think..." and prompting me to change it quite a bit. I know it can be a matter of personal taste... And they were bashing me for grammar UU incists is the correct form... *sulks* Could you perhaps give me an independent review of the article on my talk page? I'm not in a hurry, but I'd like to see a coherent review, and don't understand that fuss about features. I write first and foremost for myself, so leave out the "this can never be a feature" talk, it doesn't have to be one. -- Little Pink Sock 23:14, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

When I get time I'll have a look, but if I'm honest a lot of reviews simply have to be opinion because, as UU never tires of saying, humour is sunjective. If you are only writing for yourself then just ask yourself "do I find this funny?", true when writing for others that's a good place to start and the only way to enjoy it but yeah. I'll do my best.    Orian57    Talk   23:20 15 June 2009

I think I'll rephrase that just a smidge. I write what I perceive as funny, and though I am willing to flex my writing to target a broader audience, I abhor slapstick, and random humour. -- Little Pink Sock 00:15, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Well yeah, that makes a lot more sense! Pee reviews tend to be just trying to say what the (generaly accepted) standard is. Features, I suppose, are the above average standard. Most people try and aim for that because it gets their article read (this site gets quite a lot of traffic). Yeah, like I said I'll try and get a look tommorow-ish. :)    Orian57    Talk   00:21 16 June 2009

I would have considered 'sometime later this week' to be just fine and dandy. So if you can pull it off sooner, it will be nothing but a pleasant surprise. -- Little Pink Sock 00:43, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah OK, it will be fairly soon if not tommorrow. And I'm going to archive my page now because it's starting to do my head in!    Orian57    Talk   00:50 16 June 2009