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Article: UnBooks:"Incoherent Overwritten Literary Trainwreck" by Thomas Pynchon	Score: 7 schlemihls
Nominated by:	—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:10, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
For: 11	Nom & Self-For. Got tired of waiting for a cover, and made one in MS paint in about 2 minutes. This was my long-discussed "foray" into UnLiterature mentioned on the awardpage. I hold this in very high regard, actually--it's my favorite article I've written. Pee review is here. Vote away. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:10, 21 May 2009 (UTC) I am the best for suggesting that you write this article. Unless I made that suggestion to Globaltourniquet. Either way, great work you (and me). IronLung 01:50, 21 May 2009 (UTC) For. Very good . I read it with great interest. Language is strong but appropriate to the writing style for this article. --Romartus 06:00, 21 May 2009 (UTC) Strong for Nice job, man. My PEE says it all. Saberwolf116 12:12, 21 May 2009 (UTC) Thomas Pynchon's Left Nut i.e. GlobalTourniquet. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:57, 21 May 2009 (UTC) For. per above, even though I don't know who Thomas Pynchon is. Mnb'z 05:06, 22 May 2009 (UTC) Awesome Per last time. Sorry I made you tired Guildy. --^Dame 12:21, 22 May 2009 (UTC) No problem, Sonje. If you're busy in that accursed "real life," then the last thing you should be doing is using your limited free time doing errands for me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:26, 23 May 2009 (UTC) Acceptable I've heard of Thomas Pynchon: I giggled. Le Cejak • <14:05 May 22, 2009> Go Guildy! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 17:02 May 24 '09 Oh. I forgot all about this after you forced to vote against it. Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:44,25May,2009 20:44, 25 May 2009 (UTC) For. Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 18:45, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Against: 4	Success. TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 03:49, 21 May 2009 (UTC) I Lol'd. Saberwolf116 12:11, 21 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Except for the singing bit at the beginning, I didn't laugh. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:15, May 22 Against. Flashfreez 07:23, 24 May 2009 (UTC) Against Same thing as Necropaxx. Staircase CUN^t 03:58, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I hope to God that most/some of you know who Thomas Pynchon is. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 07:32, 21 May 2009 (UTC) Obviously. We're not idiots. He played Balki Bartokomous on Perfect Strangers. Also, abstain, as I have no idea who he is. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:39, 21 May 2009 (UTC) In fact, I have heard of him. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:15, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Abstain. Per Modus. --UU - natter 13:05, May 22 NUUUUUUUUUUUU I dun git it. So I abstain. That cover is like knives dipped in acid stabbing out your eyes though. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:21, 22 May 2009 (UTC) For those of you who don't know who Thomas Pynchon is: link. Although it should just say "best author ever" and that's it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:01, 22 May 2009 (UTC) You're talking crazy. If he way the best author ever his name would've been Frank Herbert. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:31, 22 May 2009 (UTC) You're both mad. It's William Gibson. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:53, 24 May Comment. Sonje chopped a new, better cover for me. Just so you all know. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:20, 26 May 2009 (UTC) abstain. don't know pynchon, not sure if i want to...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:25, 3 June 2009 (UTC)