User talk:TheGreenLing

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Hey

Sorry, I forgot that you may not know about watching pages. Click the tab at the top of the page that says watch. That way it will show up on your watchlist when people have replied. Generally we like to keep one conversation on one page. So come back to my talk page to read my reply :) ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 04:41 14 June 2009

Hey!

Nice choice on your adopter, Orian is a great writer and great guy, excellent person to steer you on your way. Bye! ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 05:22, 18 June 2009 (UTC)