User talk:Orian57/Archive 6

and the talkpage is...

De-flowered. Kiss that purity and innocence goodbye! Muahahaha! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 12:08, Aug 4

Yay! I wasn't raped by Yettie! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:09 4 August 2008

Damn I was sort of away! Damn it! Also your archives went pink!! Holy flying virgin shit! - [16:27 4 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Eww. virgin shit. gross. Take yourself and you'r imagary away from here. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:30 4 August 2008

This virgin shit is angelic virgin shit 'cause it's holy and can fly and crap. - [16:33 4 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Eww, stop being so scatalogical! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:34 4 August 2008

Just hope it doesn't fly into anyone, eh? Did I mention that it was a blind flying holy angelic virgin shit? - [16:36 4 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Go look here and tell me what you think of Joe's effort. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:39 4 August 2008

That's a hard one to call because Mr. Joe is clearly trying to put in some thought and effort - but I would say not in-depth. Partly because of the flagrant violations of the guidelines in the summary and other places. Just criticising a piece is not what Pee Review is there for. I would watch it though - if you update the list and don't give this as in-depth, you could get quite a bit of criticism...or it may go unnoticed...or no one may care. - [16:56 4 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I already said it wasn't in depth for your reasons, plus the fact it wasn't asked for. I was more wondering if you thought he was being personal. I kinda got that feeling cos he went out of his way to be nasty. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:01 4 August 2008

I really don't like the sentence in the Images box. Also, you can't judge something in-depth, just because it was asked for. Personally I'd go drop him a note on his talkpage, be really nice, just say you need to look at the guidelines and shouldn't be nasty to people in reviews etc. Give nice help in a friendly way and see what his reaction is. We can always call in an admin for support. At this sort of time there should be plenty around. - [17:04 4 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I'll just ignore it for now. If he does a third poor review (the one before this was bad too) then I'll go talk to him. Or you can now if you think it's nescessay. Thank's though. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:11 4 August 2008

I would go now. UU usually has a word with people after one bad review, so I think now's the time to move. I would do it, but I feel you have more er...legitimacy in saying it as you're currently doing most of the updating of the list (ha ha - good one Yettie - that's a great way to get out of a little bit of work). - [17:16 4 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I always thought he went after a few. And if you think it needs to be done now I'd rather you go as you're less involved. I'm asking MrN about it too as he has all the answers. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:19 4 August 2008

Okay, I left him a nice little message. - [17:31 4 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Observe and observe. - [23:16 4 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Have been, thanks. I really apreciate this. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:24 4 August 2008

And no I'm not drunk, just numerically illiterate. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:25 4 August 2008

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The biggest little whorehouse on the internet By Gerrycheevers Oftentimes, Uncyclopedians choose to create something on their userpages, safe from the prying eyes and hungry 'delete' buttons of admins. These entities can range from the ridiculously complex to the awesomely cartoonish. The newest user creation on this silly wiki is that of a charming gentle-bot by the name of MrN9000. At 'The Whorehouse', writers can bathe in the attention they so desperately seek. A sort of hands-on Pee Review, the Whorehouse encourages other users to edit, trim, improve, rub up against, and generally increase the quality of the articles of others. Authors suffering from mental blocks (or physical blocks) can turn to this dimly lit establishment for inspiration. While considered a 'smashing' idea by some, the brothel has drawn its share of criticism. It may have even caused a site-wide questioning of the rules of VFH, guidelines of Pee Review, and the vailidity of the Committee That Selects Zombiebaron's Daily Banstick. The main concern seems to be articles getting 'mucked up' by having too many contributors. Opponents to this opinion have pointed out that this is a wiki, and, in theory, an infinite number of contributors contributing to an infinite number of articles for an infinite amount of time were eventually destined to create the Whorehouse, anyway. Some users, such as Ljlego, have taken advantage of the open space to hold some sort of charity-scamming orgy. Whatever the destiny of the Whorehouse, it is sure to catch every Uncyclopedian's attention for at the least five minutes immediately following the reading of this article. Virus exposes user vulnerability to death By Regret Tenenbaum Yes, it's true. Death is inevitable for all users who have logged in recently. Apparently, a rouge admin created a computer virus so potent you actually contract testicular cancer. Real cancer. Like, In real life. Seriously. And how does one contract the virus? Users are warned that that the simple act of logging in to Uncyclopedia will cause one to contract the fatal disease. "Yes, I know cancer isn't a disease nor a virus" said one doctor "but still, it sucks. I mean - it's cancer - IN YOUR BALLS. Come on." So how exactly does on know when they have cancer? Symptoms may include one or more of the following: a lump in one testis or a hardening of one of the testicles The testicle should normally feel smooth to the touch. Ridges may be felt because of enlarged blood vessels or tumor growth. Additionally the entire testicle may feel hard and bumpy to the touch. Abnormal sensitivity (either numbness or pain) loss of sexual activity sexual withdrawal build-up of fluid in the scrotum a dull ache in the lower abdomen or groin an increase, or significant decrease, in the size of one testis blood in semen General weak and tired feeling The testicle with a tumor may be severely enlarged, as much as 3 times the original size. Simultaneously the other testicle may be shrunken in size, due to the tumor taking up the majority of the blood supply to the scrotum. Other nasty stuff. Make sure to constantly check your testicles by feeling them for irregularities with your fingers. ... That's right. ... Just feel 'em up ... nice ... Ahem! Uh... Simple vigilance is a big help. The best time to check is after a hot shower, when the scrotum is looser. And what of the female users? No, not even the three of them are safe. It has been proven that even female users can contract testicular cancer. How, you ask? Well, by a miracle of God, the female will grow testicles, that will then become "cancerfied" (or "cancer-ific", if you prefer.) The only users who are safe from this horrible plague are IP addresses, as they lack testes and the ability to grow any. Remember kids, no matter how much Dr. Health, Esq. tells you cancer is great, don't believe him. Oh? ... What's that? ... I said something about dying? ... Oh. ... Well, if one of your testicles was three times bigger than the other and your semen was filled with blood, would you not kill yourself? That's right...

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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 07:52, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

Ahem

Uhh, thanks for the sig, I really appreciate it. the only thing is, I'm now a Mud Grunt in the cmc, so I need that in there.::Cmc MgrMr. Isaak - "Wiry" - Sean

Oh er cool, no need to say it twice (in future if you forget to sign then just add it to the message, no one will mind.) and yeah, ask yettie about the link cos I'm not sure where he links to. or you can forgo the link and simply add the letters "Mgr" to your sig template (here). gtg now, have fun! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:14 7 August 2008

I would link it to User:YesTimeToEdit/cmc I can add it to your sig for you, if you want. - [09:35 7 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Picking Your Bwains

I'm working on this article and I'd like to know what twisted happy thoughts you (and others) have. Here's the article: Happy Thoughts, so you get the gist. Please help me add to the list of happy thoughts. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 09:40, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

Mr. Orian is away at the moment and will not be able to respond immediately. May I suggest putting it up for Pee Review? - [09:45 7 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Do whatever you want. It's not really finished yet. What would your happy thought be if someone was mocking you and wearing a clown suit? I gotta know these things! — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 10:04, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

No, no, I mean you submit it to Pee Review. - [10:13 7 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh great! You always throw a monkey wrench into the gears and sabotage the shoes like that. So what are your thoughts when some dark entity is scaring you from under the bed? — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 10:40, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

Eh? I'm suggesting that you submit it to Pee Review. - [10:43 7 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Okay, I submitted it and I don't know why I cannot understand the damned page I'm supposed to be editing. The page isn't showing up because it wants a template and I was just submitting an article, NOT a template so, can you tell me how to delete the entry since it doesn't lead to anywhere? — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 08:52, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Update. Yettie, I don't think I'll be able to put in a PR submission, after all. I submitted it but it wouldn't take, I did it wrong somehow and asked that the entry be deleted because I did it wrong (it said Template instead of linking to the article) and then some guy went in and made it link properly but by then some other guy was pissed off about my asking the question in the Village Dump (I didn't know where else to ask at this hour) and then they deleted the entry and they were short with me, so...we can forget the idea of submitting the article in PR. So...whatever. I tried. That's all I could do. Sorry I failed. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 09:46, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Oh crap I forgot to reply here! Sorry Nacky! I'll have a look over it in a while and If you still want a review I'll do that too. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:22 15 August 2008

It's okay sweet Orian, I'm still mystified because someone did get the thing to working but by then it was too late as it was deleted from PR. I think an admin did it so it's best to just leave it alone. No sense in us getting in trouble over it. I would appreciate a review, though. I know the article won't be featured anywhere now but hey, I gave it my best shot. :( — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 12:37, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Update Again. It's back up on PR but I'm just staying low. If it stays then good, if it doesn't then no big whoop. I think I baked a ham and waved it in front of a fat person and I have absolutely no clue on how a toasted bread crumb manifested itself into a baked ham. So I'm letting sleeping fat people snooze. Yeah, I'm just as confused as you are, folks. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 14:34, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Vote

Hey, what's up? I just thought that you might want to vote for an image i made for one of my articles, on Uncyclopedia:VFP. If you do its the indian ice cream cone.-- Altair-the Eagle (talk to me) 21:12, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

Untill I took a closer look I was about to correct your geography (I never noticed how similar India and Africa look) but regardless I'm still not sure how funny it is And not really being into pictures I'm not sure how it could be made funnier, might be better to have more than just the outline of a cone, at least do something with the space to the right you seem to have neglected (A flake maybe?). Sory but it just seems a bit bland as it is. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:27 11 August 2008

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Painstakingly hand-delivered by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:33, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Wow, and only five days late this week. Oh and I'm in it! Coolies! And kudos Gerry for handing these out by hand. I'd help but... you know, I'm gay they don't let me work. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:37 12 August 2008

Just that one step too far...

Did I go there then? I don't hate you, honest! Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 18:55, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

??? You mean on Yetties Talk page? I was talking to him, he seemed kinda silent and I thought maybe I had gone too far. Or is this cos I forgot to reply? I dunno. We're cool. Also I just started reading Cell by Stephen King: it's amazing! and astonishingly the first book of his I've read. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:10 12 August 2008

Never read any Stephen King, though I was having a similar conversation on another forum. I'm tempted to go back and reread a couple of things - a couple of Arthur Miller plays (particularly A View from the Bridge), and also "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" by Philip K Dick. (10 points if you can name the film which is based on the book without googling it). Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 20:33, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Blade Runner. And you hadn't gone to far. You can never go to far with me, Orian. *swoons* - [22:06 15 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Don't tease. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:29 15 August 2008

Hey

Remember me from Fag's page? I followed your advice and now I am a user. Thanks. (I am gay too, or bi, still not too sure.) Trrri333 22:50, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Oh right, yeah, I never noticed this header before replying to the one underneath. It's late. Anyway, what I say there still applies. Yay! The Queer invasion of ncyclopedia! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:06 12 August 2008

Oh noes! I hope I don't catch Gay off any of these deviants! ;-) --UU - natter 07:57, Aug 13

Fortunately, Gay is a hereditary disease, so you can't catch it through consorting with them... Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 09:08, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

No way man! I heard you can catch it from toilet seats and their rather limp handshakes and prolonged exposure to what's under Orian's Mattress. I'm scared! --UU - natter 09:12, Aug 13

Prolonged exposure to what's under Orian's mattress won't make you gay! It's deviant and unnatural, and will only confirm in you your moral rectitude and forthright straightness, confirming you as a fit person to work in a normal profession like manufacturing or waitressing. If you get affected by it its because you're a gayer already, and as such only fit for a deviant occupation, like being a judge or a politician. So what are you, huh? A man, or a deviant pervert? Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 09:46, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

Hey! I didn't say it had turned me, did I? I said I heard that's what it does. From other people. People who knew someone got gay or something. I'm going to go watch something strongly heterosexual now, like a lesbian pr0n film or something. That'll purge the evil from my clear, not confused, never confused mind. --UU - natter 09:54, Aug 13

Both I dare say. And thank you for your continued interest in me. Or something, I'm going back to bed. I feel sick and scared (seriously that book I've mentioned twice already, Brilliant stuff!). SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:57 13 August 2008

Under your matress

I saw the pics. HOT, SEXY. I wish those men were on my matress. Trrri333 22:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Don't we all? Also yay! Another gay (yes? you're not a girl are you?) seen-as-how Fag is rarely around I've been the only one really. Anyways hope you have fun, if you need any help getting to grips with this place just drop a note here and I'll see what I can do. Right now I'm going back to reading this fantastic book I picked up earlier. Cell by Stephen King. Best fucking thing I've read in ages! Anhoo, Tatty biaz for now. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:03 12 August 2008

Hey! what's up with the adopt a noob thing? What is it about? Can I get adopted, because I consider myself a noob? Please respond. Trrri333 16:59, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

Firstly this probably deserves a new header. Secondly It basically means that whoever adopts you (I will if you want) is who you go to if you need help, such as creating fancy sigs and article advice or whatever. And I nearly always respond, but we maybe living in different time zones so it may take a while. Also ta very much for voting! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:27 13 August 2008

Adopt me, noob

Can you adopt me? I mean you are the only user I sortta know. Please respond. Trrri333 18:49, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

Sure, to make it official add

{{Adoptee|Orian57}}

To your userpage. and like I said just come here if you need help or that. and you don't need to plead for a response it'll hapen eventually, if your lucky one of my many fans may get back to you before I do. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:48 13 August 2008

Cool, I already put it up, thanks. Trrri333 12:24, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

coolies, now First lesson: colons (:) are to be used on talk pages to indent. You ut one more colon before your message than the person you are replying to used. ok? And be sure to read through those links I gave you in my welcome message. That should help you get started. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:05 15 August 2008

Cool. Trrri333 19:10, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

press

hey orian, just wondering if you had any comment for the signpost about your kidnapping of uncyclopedia last week. what was your motivation? what did you do with it for an hour and a half? did someone deliver a ransom before you returned it to it's rightful state? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:44, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

I do have a comment, just let me talk to my lawyer first. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:59 14 August 2008

To be more creative... My motivation for this cyber-terrorism wasn't something trite like "Because I could" or "It wasn't me" no. It was because nobody was paying me any attention! and that dissapointed me. After absconding with the server (s?) I locked it up in a dark, concrete room and tied it to a chair blindfold. I hooked myself up to it using fancy cyber-terrorist technology that cannot be disclosed for legal reasons and began my attempt to make everything about me (a reckless thing to try considering current laws). After a few minutes the voice of uncyclopedia (I didn't catch her name) began speaking to me... And then I got distracted. Sombody must have found the server thingy and Uncyclopedians around the world stopped masturbating and returned to peeling potatoes or whatever they do. Hope that gives you something to work with. I couldn't think of much else and in a bit of a hurry (and other generic excuses) SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:03 14 August 2008

PLS

Ha, you got an honourable mention. - [10:16 15 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

did I? Alls I saw was a one beside it at the very bottom. I don't thgink the article I made was very good at all now that I've looked at it again. maybe put it up for a pee review, and let you look over it properly, or just rant here, I don't mind. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:07 15 August 2008

Oh I see, it was cos there was only five entries in that category, they mention the top five, I was still last. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:27 15 August 2008

Heh heh. - [22:04 15 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

...*burp* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:30 15 August 2008

I gave it some feedback. I did like it. As per my normal suggestions... It can be chopped back a bit. It's probably too long. MrN 20:21, Aug 16

Oh thanks, I guess it was a bit dry. I don't like it anymore regardless. Glad you liked the wordsearch. Thanks. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:44 16 August 2008

RE: Not being around that much

Just some personal life issues. I will still be on though. - [22:04 15 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Is it that girl you mentioned? She not fucking you around is she? Only I can mistreat you. Nah seriously I hope it gets better. or whatever, you know, Some generic sentiment. I care. Also I updated my story. Is it any good? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:15 15 August 2008

No. I hate it. It sucks, you should be shot for writing something as bad as that. And you should be shot for the whole gay thing. CAN'T YOU HEAR BABY JESUS CRYING? You make me sick. :-) - [09:17 16 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Stupid breeder. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:15 16 August 2008

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Uncyclopedia kidnapped! By Gerrycheevers In a shocking development, a brazen individual absconded with Uncyclopedia just over a week ago. Users were shocked when their attempts to access the site between 18:33 and 20:07 UTC on August 4th resulted in a sinister message being displayed, promising the swift return of the wiki should the kidnapper's demands be met. Panic ensued, with several Uncyclopedians wandering off to places unknown, never to return. Once the site was restored and the intertubes reconnected, the identity of the culprit was obvious: Orian57 had made the last edit before the ninety-minute gap, with the ominous and puzzling edit summary of "I AM STEALING UNCYCLOPEDIA!!!" The site itself seemed to be mostly fine after its harrowing ordeal, with the exception of VFP, which turned all of Zombiebaron's against votes into ten for votes during the first few hours back. This reporter caught up to Orian57, and had the opportunity to talk with him at some length about the reasons for the abduction. After consulting with his lawyer, Orian agreed to comment on the situation. On why he stole the wiki, he said, "my motivation for this cyber-terrorism wasn't something trite like 'because I could' or 'it wasn't me'. No. It was because nobody was paying me any attention!" It seems that Orian, in a desperate bid for attention, locked the Uncyclopedia server in a basement, and attempted to edit it so that all content referred to him. Perhaps his subconcious got the better of him, or perhaps the spirit of Sophia came to Uncyclopedia's rescue. In any case, Orian claims he heard a female voice speaking to him, which convinced him to return the server and allow "uncyclopedians around the world to stop masturbating and return to peeling potatoes or whatever they do." Some sort of competition finishes By UU So as you may have noticed, recently a contest of titanic proportions has been gripping the world like no other event. Palms have been sweaty, nails have been chewed, bribes, threats, and allegations of stimulant abuse have been rife. But now, the latest incarnation of the Poo Lit Surprise has drawn to a close, and so our attention can drift to that bunch of steroid-enhanced nutters at the Olympics. Finally, the questions on everyone's lips have been answered. Providing they were related to the Poo Lit Surprise, and who was going to win. Other questions, unfortunately, remain unanswered. However, if you do want to know who won, and haven't found out already, you can find out here. We could just tell you here, but where's the fun in that? We should, however, point out that if you haven't seen all of the articles yet, there are some real crackers amongst them, and not just the winners either - which probably reflects well on the Uncyclopedia Community as a whole, although it may just hint that everyone saved their best articles for this one small period of time and now has nothing else to offer for another 6 months. We'll see, but in the meantime, have a look at all the entries - there should be chuckles on offer whatever your sense of humo(u)r!

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Soooo...

I am fine thanks. Oh and how is the featured article nomination coming along? If you need some help with it you can ask around for help, just not me. 00:15, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

I was kidding on the last part. Trrri333 00:45, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Not really looked at in a few days. I got a feeling it's gonna fail though as it's now below 10 but we'll see. If it does fail I'd be more than happy for you to have a go at it see what we can do and then try again. Also generally if some starts talking on your talk page just continue it there as they'll have your page watched. See this is what adopt a noob is about: me gurning at you about stuff like this. Also you mentioned above that you "weren't sure" if you're gay or bi or whatever, if you want you can e-mail me and then we can talk on MSN. Also do you want a fancy sig? cos I can help you out with that to morrow, if you want. where in the world are you by the way? Uk, USA or that other place with snakes, desert and that big red rock? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:05 19 August 2008

Hey, sorry I couldn't awnser before but my computer has a virus or something and I can't use the internet. Right now I am at the library. who else?, me! 15:00, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

That's fine don't worry, No one really expects immediate replies on here anyway. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:29 19 August 2008

I started a page, it's embarassing, but here's the link. I know I need to expand it and make it funnier. If you any advice that can help it, please do tell me. Trrri333 17:06, 19 August 2008 (UTC) Oh by the way I live in the USA, where do you live? Trrri333 12:03, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

Other end of Oceana. By which I mean The UK (Read 1984 by George Orwell if you havent already). Though I have been watching the US version of Queer as Folk. Also I'll look over your article as soon as I have time, though Reading by title alone I'm not sure it's very Uncyclopedic (kinda looks like it might be vanity, which is fine for user space but not main-space). SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:01 20 August 2008

Title change, cool. anything else? Trrri333 16:10, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

The colon thing. It may seem trivial but it's important to me. Also, do you watch QaF? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:14 20 August 2008

Yeah, the US version. I used to always watch the first season. Now I don't watch it as much because of that new character, Ben. Trrri333 16:29, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

I've got the first three seasons and am half way through 2, Ben doesn't seem so bad. If I were to stop watching it it would be due to the rampant lesbianism. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:34 20 August 2008

You are right about that, the lesbian sex scenes get annoying. Trrri333 16:42, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

I need to log out now, see ya. Trrri333 16:44, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

That's ok, but you know you don't have to say so. Just dissapear for a few hours then come back, it's ok. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:01 20 August 2008

changed the title, is it any better? Trrri333 20:25, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

Oi, fancy a handjob mister?

Not really, but I'm whoring you see? Anyway, I know you're not a sports person, but I'd quite like my recent article nominated (just cos pee review is a bit slow at the moment, and if I wait seven days it will have lost it's element of zeigeist), so if you feel that way inclined I shall not be complaining...

Incidentally, I see you liked my shaggy dog story? Oh and ont he subject of whoring, a funny true story for you. Before my (as of today) former employer moved, our office was just ont he outskirts of Leeds City Centre - on the street which was basically the main red-light district in the city. About three years ago a hooker got murdered and was last seen there - they only ever found her left leg or something. Anyway - one evening, my colleague drove in to park at the office to go to the gym in the town centre. He parked up and got out of his car (depsite the fact that it was a Mazda MX5 (two seater sports car - it's the 00's equivalent of Stuart's dodgy jeep think in QaF - anyway) he's straight, and not a hairdresser) then realised that there were a few pretty obvious hookers hanging around... and two coppers stood at the end of the street.

Not wanting to get done for kerb crawling, he went over to the policemen and told them he was just off to the gym. "No worry", they replied, "we're not coppers". Turns out he'd driven blithely into the middle of a Crimewatch reconstruction...

Anyway, in case you were distracted - voting etc - see ^^^ up there. And cheers and wotnot. Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 19:48, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

Mmm, crimewatch reconstruction. That's bound to have some humour in it. And I look into it in the morning. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 01:59 21 August 2008

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August 21^st, 2008 • Issue Sixteen • The periodical without any junk in its trunk

And the award for Sluttiest User goes to... By Gerrycheevers ...Mhaille! With over fifteen thousand links to his userpage strewn willy-nilly about Uncyclopedia, Mhaille takes home the Slutty for the sixth consecutive time. Everyone's favorite moustachioed chappie overtook Codeine in early 2007 and never looked back. When asked about this momentous achievement, Mhaille was still in shock from the victory. "I'd like to give thanks to my mother and my father, for first taking me into the family business. Without their years of experience and their guidance I would not have become the Slut I am today," he said. "It is for them that I hope to make it a seventh title!" Coming in at second on the list was the legendary Benson. Despite having only twenty edits in the past year, Benson has managed to rack up over twelve thousand links to his userpage. He still enjoys a several thousand link lead over slut number three, Thekillerfroggy. When asked how Benson managed to not only maintain his lead, but actually increase it, TKF said, "A wizard did it." In-depth investigation by this reporter revealed that Froggy's signature may have something to do with it, as random selection feature will occasionally cause TKF's sig to spam dozens of links to Benson's userpage, mostly in Dr. Skullthumper's userspace. UnSignpost gets new paper-boy by An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays Uncyclopedia's semi-official newspaper, enjoyed by literally several readers each week, has hired a brand new paper boy. This individual has been delivering the UnSignpost for the past two weeks. This cost cutting measure was announced after the guy with the keys to the delivery robots disappeared, taking the keys, several thousand dollars in cash, and a stapler with him. Unconfirmed rumours made up by me suggest that he intends to staple the money to the keys before turning the stapler on himself. The paper boy, who calls himself Gerrycheevers, says that it is a tough job, but he is glad to be able to contribute something. "It's a tough job," he told UnSignpost reporters "but I am glad to be able to contribute something." The young paper boy is saving up his pocket money to buy a new frisbee. The mammoth task has taken its toll on young Mr. Cheevers, leaving him with severe wrist pain and an acute hatred of humanity. "It totally messed up my wrists. I was out of action for days!" he said. Most Uncyclopedians are said to be happy with the new service, saying that they prefer the more personal touch that comes with human delivery. "Those damn robots trampled my garden, broke down my door and killed my dog with their death-rays" said one unfortunate Uncyclopedian. In a related story, Gerrycheevers has been 'throttled' from such activites as moving pages and making mass edits. His repetitive edits have apparently pissed off at least one admin, and Gerry is now limited to one edit per four hours. He has used these edits carefully, and has managed to find a new paperbot. This week, the UnSignpost will be delivered by MantiBot. Subscribers can only hope the new delivery system works out, or the UnSignpost may be doomed.

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A cookie for you!

...kind of. pillow talk 20:21, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Congratulations!! For your enduring contributions to Uncyclopedia, Hyperbole has awarded you with the prestigious Herpes Simplex virus.

Yay now I give people reasonable doubt when I say I'm not a virgin! I was talking to Hv (as I reviewed his article too and never a cookie) but thanks all the same. *swoons*. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:24 22 August 2008

Fine fine (though I'm sure I gave you something!)

You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about.

―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 22/08 20:27

Yay! Cookies Piss and Herpes! Sounds liek a good night in! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:58 22 August 2008

cajek's pee

hey orian, it seems a large number of reviews got left off of User:Cajek/Pee, namely the ones between the two 'Cajek might be gay' entries. just a heads up. incidentally, if you need any help in the upkeep of cajek's pee, i could add the reviews onto the list for you to judge at your discretion, if you so desire (UU's been really busy lately). SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:33, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

Yeah I've been meaning to do it -- I did do some yesterday -- but I'm insanely easily distracted. If you would keep adding from the reviewed pile that'd be a big help. Your probably going to have to nag Hv to update the list for a while though (as my "vacation" template says my Laptop is being taken away for a bit (tehy were meant to come today and didn't)). Thanks though, maybe you could re-order teh maintainance list to make sure the unreviewed ones are on top. That's be a huge help. And I'd just like to say thanks in general, you've been doing loads for this site, not just in PEEING (your reviews ae excellent) but with the unsignpost and other things too! You should get an award of some sort. I propose Cheevers of the Month (CHotM). SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:45 28 August 2008

cool. i've re-ordered the list and added all the reviews that were missing. i'll go bug Hv to tend to them - there's quite a few. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:27, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

Hea guys. I'm just passing, and I can't stop, I'm out of Uncyc for the night. I just thought I would mention that I can see no reason why Gerry does not update the list himself. I know we have "rules" and stuff about that, but I don't think the rules really matter. If Gerry wants to update the list, I for one would be very pleased if he did. I can't talk for UU, but I feel sure he would agree with me. Anyway guys. Night. :) MrN 23:38, Aug 28

I feel quite the same but isn't it Boomers descision? Oh and thanks very much Gerry! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 06:59 29 August 2008

It's Boomer's decision over the ranks, I believe. Updating the list, however, should really be Cajek's shout, it being on his space and all. That said, I agree with MrN, and don't think Cajek would have a problem (it means he wouldn't have to do it!) Off to Gerry's talkpage for a quick chat I go. --UU - natter 08:56, Aug 29

*Shrug* I bassically thought it'd make him an attending. Why is the list in Cajek's space anyway? Why not your's? Or was the list his idea? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:00 29 August 2008

He started it. I just began tending it while he was on his several month wikibreak, and just never really stopped! I know the Peeing rules and whatnot, but TBH I don't think this is a big deal - updating the list is hardly a reward, is it? It's dull, as you found out! If Boomer even notices, and has any kind of a problem with it, he can butt heads with me. But I don't see him worrying over it. --UU - natter 09:05, Aug 29

Yes but structure! if we break rules now who knows what could happen! The proles will rise up! They'll want in on it too and you know they can't count worth a damn! They won't love Big Brother the structure U.U.! </ delerious ravings> Nah, I don't care either. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:18 29 August 2008

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Porn Wars End in Sticky Truce By Regret Tenenbaum At exactly 10:28 pm (UTC), Sir Led Balloon did the honors of emblazoning a golden '1000' in the count to a million project, a true milestone on the journey to seven-digit greatness. Another user celebrated by gracing the page with an unprecedented one-thousand-and-one pixel high "1001", which was quickly taken down. The user was, needless to say, embarrassed, yet happy that the uncouth horde of devoted Uncyclopedians had finally reached the number 1000, as such a milestone had not been reached since the number 100 and the end of the Porn Wars. On that note, the Porn Wars ended earlier this week with a tentative truce between Commander Jailbait and General Pervert. The war began the week before, when Regret posted a pin-up girl to balance Orian's photo of a scantily-clad male, claiming he was "bringing balance back to the universe." Regret also stated he would "fight to the death"... or at least until Leddy stepped in, this time to call a "three-pornstuffs rule", which eventually ended the erotic feud. Meth, a constant editor on the forum, said "'twas a fortunate day for all under 18." Still, even with peace returning to the forum, not all is well in the land of counting. On the subject of reaching 1000, one dissenting user said: "Perhaps we should seriously consider stopping there. I mean that would be 1/1000 of the goal! Imagine doing this whole thing, 1000 times. That would mean 3000 archives, give or take." To which another user responded, "unfortunately for you, Nobody cares." Nevertheless, as long as there are users with nothing better to do, the Forum will always trudge on, giving Uncyclopedians something with which to kill thirty seconds, and also giving UnSignpost reporters something to write about. Lack of cure for testicular cancer kills 100 Uncyc members By Methamphetamine Uncycloversity members are still failing to find a cure for our previously mentioned testicular cancer, and to date, 100 people have died of said cancer. When nobody died, some user said it was a rumor made by some other user to piss us all off, right before clutching his balls in pain and dropping dead. Within an hour, about 16 more people died a cancer-related death. A live update shows that 105 users are now dead. You could be next! Don't panic, that'll make you die faster. Regret Tenenbaum, the user who originally warned of the disease, had this to say: "I TOLD YOU SO!" to which he added "Na-nanana-nanana!" The death toll is expected to reach into the thousands, with no end in sight. A memorial was set up earlier today to remember the dead, with one number added for every fallen Uncyclopedian. With fear and panic filling the hearts of users everywhere, there is one question that is on everyone's mind: "WHY GOD, WHY?!" Another live update show that 200 people have now died, and out of those, 10 people killed themselves in anxiety. Remember to always feel your testicles with your fingers. That's right. It helps prevent the cancer from reproducing.

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–—Hv (talk) 30/08 20:14

'Grats on the feature

You now have as many FA's as such noble Uncyclopedians as...uhh...me...and...uhh...YTTE. Well done, and keep going! Also, we have just raised the prices of all shoes at the Hv Emporium. –—Hv (talk) 31/08 09:54

To be honest I forgot I'd even written that it was on VFH for so long. I am no preparing a thank you template and shall get to you last you evil, shoe hating bitch!!! Seriously thanks for comming all the way out here, the back o' buggery, to say "congratulations". That was very kind, you've made lonley man very happy. Now drink this vodka I spiked prepared for you. Anyway, this should prompt me into finishing something. And damn you and your superstitious curses! I've done 1 pee this month. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:01 31 August 2008

Plabafllfagblaalfkgjflaallbablalfioooafgjoaooalblooo (Yettie's Back!!!)

Hello! Okay, so I decided that being away is shitty and so I've decided to come back...and try and get into the swing of your balls of things, again. Sorry if I acted....kinda...er...bullshitcrapfuck to you. I think I became "disillusioned" or whatever these modern ecologicalastick types call it these days.

Anyway, from now on I am going to operate in an efficient, German way, powered only by lists and what not. Also I have purchased a vicious dog to protect me, in case those earthquakes try to rape me again (Yettie, blindingly witty as ever). On my current list I have the following items... [Ask Orian out on nice little date beside the local pond]...[Get back into the habit of harassing all my friends]...[Have another go at relaunching UnPrv, get Orian support]...[And have a look at my "PROFIT!" articles]. - [08:10 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Hereenveen will be pleased. I'm so glad you're back! Yay! I'm glad you're so flaky and never stick to anything. Did you see yesterday I got my feature? And that UnTune I made, Sissy said he'd sing it when he get's time. Oh and YAY! Yettie's back! *Dives at Yettie and wraps arms around his neck* I'm never *kiss* Never *Kiss* gonna let you go again! *Sobs with relief* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:00 1 September 2008

If you don't let go of me this instance I'll waddle right back out that door, taking you with me. And NO, you wouldn't get to come with me, I'd just dump you in a recycling bin. So :P. I saw the feature (congrats) but not the UnTunes (you beat me to it, you bastard). - [09:12 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yeah see if there's anything you can do to it as there's a few lines that are still the same as the origonal. I am glad you're back mate. Wasn't the same without you. *nibbles your ear* *takes your hand and leads you upstairs* Hv Doesn't even try to tidy the place up. Get back to it. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:20 1 September 2008

Good ol' Orian, slowly gaying up Uncyclopedia, bit by bit. :-) I like the UnTune just the way it is, do you think it'll sleep with me? - [09:57 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

As it says, get it drunk enough it'll sleep with anyone. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:58 1 September 2008

Awesome shit! Also, you're invited to this noob's talkpage. - [10:07 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

NO WAY! OMG! Awesome! Did you see? Did you see? Insomnia became one of the top three articles of August!!!!! OMG, congrats, girlfriend (let the gay smiling, accents and high fiving commence). - [10:37 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I did indeed see that. About 15 days ago when it was first announced. But it was lyke so todally awsome! I was all like "That is teh cool" and then My mom was all like "Yay" and I was all "lyke I'm tottaly faboulous" and then you came around lyke a billion years later and then I gave you this awsome highfive and gave you a gentle slap on the bum and you were all lyke "do it again, mistress" and then you took my viginity and we lived happily ever after with Little Yettie and his hermaphrodite sibling. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:43 1 September 2008

I didn't no RT had a hermaphrodite sibling. I guess that would be Little Orian, then, eh? - [10:49 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

and then you goes "you've got both parts" and i was all lyke "what the fuck you sayin about me, bitch?" and then you were all lyke "you've got both parts, ho" and then i was all lyke jumping on you clawing your eyes out and everything and then you're all lyke "Gah! bitch get off me you crazy ho, you're messing up my hair" and then i was all lyke "fuck you!" before i squatted on you and took a piss. And then i also added that you don't kno how to spell kno as in like knoing stuff "Dyke" SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:57 1 September 2008

Um...yo ho? - [11:16 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Darnell!? That bitches callin me a ho, you gonna let you're girl get talked at lyke that? He's gonna kick you're ass now bicth. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:18 1 September 2008

I um would *cough* sorry. I lyke totaleeeee wud, Darnell, coz ur girl is a total slutbitchwhorehobastardess. She totally sed lyke "you're" instead of ur, she's a total lame grammararsetist. Hey, Darnell, u wanna see my tits? - [13:41 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

oh no you di'n't! yoo iz gonna be sorry about that now. Darnell stop looking at the skank! You fucking two timing shitbag. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:46 1 September 2008

Darnell u totally no tha' u can'' look away from these babies. *tit jiggling commences* - [13:50 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh that's it ho I'm gonna rip of yur tits and stitch them to your head, then no guys'll find you hot. Taht'll teech yoo to be such a slag!!! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:59 1 September 2008

i wish i cud do the same 2 u, but sinec u have no tits, it wud be kinda hard LOL LOL LOL. WTF? (Omg someone just logged onto MSN with some name about a "Darnell"...jeesus, you're not one of my friends are you, you perv?!?!?). - [14:03 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Say do you wanna trade MSN adresses? Or not. The last time I asked you said it wasn't working. Maybe things are moving too fast? And no I'm not your friend Homo! I iz got tit's bigir than spac hopers and that. you flat chested bimbo ho. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:07 1 September 2008

Trade MSN addressees with you, ya great big fag? I'm sure I've already said this, I don't want to mix work with home. What if my missssussssusss found out abouts you? Just because I sleep with you doesn't mean I have to be nice. - [14:50 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Fair enough I guess, Just thought it'd be fun. We're not really dating after all. And what do you mean "found out"? She doesn't already know? you don't talk about me!? *sob* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:04 1 September 2008

I never mention any of the people I fuck. - [15:08 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

If you're gonna fuck me could you lay off the rhypnol, next time? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:11 1 September 2008

Yessir, I will try, sir. - [15:45 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

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Sixth video on your userpage appears to be that of eminent Uncyclopedia atheist "Patcondell" or however you spell it or write it or shit. I totally watched his videos, what a coincidence, eh? Also, have you come across the Amazing Atheist on the same video sharing website? The man thinks that he is a vampire shit. Meh. - [13:49 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

What? eminent? Is thata word or a typo? Is he on Uncyclopedia??? Agh I'm confused, and no Amazing Athiest rings no bells. So do you like Condels videos? I think he can be hillarious sometimes but there was one video he kinda scared me cos he got too angry for it to be lighthearted. Whatever he's absolutley right about religion. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:57 1 September 2008

Yes, eminent is a word. LOOKS IT UPS. he's not on Uncyc as far as I know, but he should be. - [13:59 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh cool word! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:03 1 September 2008