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RAEPAGE!
YOUR TALK PAGE GOT RAEPAGE! HA HA..now I have it's virginity and I'll only give it back for that lollipop and $3.96! Ha ha!! /me sticks out tongue - 21:14 25 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Oh you monster! How could you!? How could you!? I thought we were friends? Oh well, i'm sure she'll get over it. Here is you're lollipop and your ransom money. have anice day. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
21:24, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
CMC
Beg a ya pardon, mister, but why is a gentlemanly fine sir like you not in the honourable establishment of the Cow Moo Cult? Beg a ya pardon sir, I just had to ask it, sir. Doesn't a fine gentleman like you, sir, worship the gentle cows? Oh won' ya sign up, sir, my mother's deading in a workhouse and the cows need everything they can get, sir. My father's already died, sir, and so a ma two step fathers, sir. Beg a ya pardon sir, won't you please join up? My babbee sister would be awful happy, she's almost dead now with TB. And me 6 year old brother, who just a come down wiv cholera - awful disease, beg a ya pardon, sir. Oh won't you please join up, sir, be a ya paron. If only for your rep'ootaion, if nuting else? Sir I fear me two youngest sis'ers ar gonna die on me sir, and then where would i be, sir? Me oldest sister already dropped dead wiv typhoon, see. She earned little munneee for us lot, here, now we ain't got nothing. And every nigh' te big man come in a rapes us all, silly, mister. Please, won't you sing up, mister?
- 12:16 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
Congratulations! You have two titles which are exactly the saeme!
Welcome Orian57 to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!
You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.
Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!
I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.
Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!
Bi-bi- 16:29 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Why do i get the feeling i didn't really know What i was getting myself into? is this going to be like that time i signed up to the boy scouts??? Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 16:34, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
- Maybe just a little bit... We go around spamming people's userpages with sections which are named the same things and make people change their talk page rules just for us. All you actually have to do is watch-list that page. Oh and for extra brownie points you can take the initiative and do random things for the CMC. If you check the CMC Parliament you may find a few jobs you could do that would earn you some serious cow mooage respect. - 16:54 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- You should be honered, it takes real skill to have laws changed solely because of you. though judging by our forum discussion you probably already have had several laws changed. and yeah this CMC thing looks fun. it may take a back seat when it comes to PEEING but i'll see what i can do. Also, HV is calling us names! What we have is special! Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 17:05, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
- HV's calling us names? I've got to see this...WHERE WHERE WHERE? - 17:13 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- On his talk page. The evil, evil, man. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 17:15, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
- Oh yes, I found it. - 17:25 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- By the way, if you haven't seen this yet, look ye here. It's a template for whoring, so people don't get upset they're being whored to and instead laugh at it and go "oooh ahh that's pretty". Also, if you use this to whore to someone the ONLY (and I mean ONLY) thing you need to add to their page is:
{{subst:User:YesTimeToEdit/cmc/signup|Orian57}}. It adds all the rest, including the section title, for you. Isn't that clever? - 19:00 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE- But what if they already have a title by that name? what will i do then? and yeah, i think i might include this as part of my welcom message as i am about to create one to welcome new users with. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 19:11, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
- If they have a title of that name someone else's already whored to them! Also, you're joining the welcoming committee? - 19:16 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- But what if they already have a title by that name? what will i do then? and yeah, i think i might include this as part of my welcom message as i am about to create one to welcome new users with. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
- By the way, if you haven't seen this yet, look ye here. It's a template for whoring, so people don't get upset they're being whored to and instead laugh at it and go "oooh ahh that's pretty". Also, if you use this to whore to someone the ONLY (and I mean ONLY) thing you need to add to their page is:
- Oh yes, I found it. - 17:25 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- On his talk page. The evil, evil, man. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
- HV's calling us names? I've got to see this...WHERE WHERE WHERE? - 17:13 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- You should be honered, it takes real skill to have laws changed solely because of you. though judging by our forum discussion you probably already have had several laws changed. and yeah this CMC thing looks fun. it may take a back seat when it comes to PEEING but i'll see what i can do. Also, HV is calling us names! What we have is special! Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
- Maybe just a little bit... We go around spamming people's userpages with sections which are named the same things and make people change their talk page rules just for us. All you actually have to do is watch-list that page. Oh and for extra brownie points you can take the initiative and do random things for the CMC. If you check the CMC Parliament you may find a few jobs you could do that would earn you some serious cow mooage respect. - 16:54 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
I'm a better...
...welcomer than you! Look how many "peeps" I've been welcoming. Impressive, huh? Damn right it is! Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 19:28 27 May
- say something funny on HV's talk page i can't think of anything and i don't want him thinking we've stopped.And i only welcome when i can everytime i look all the new people have been welcomed... Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 19:33, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
Adotpion...
Hey Orian, I've recommended to people two you for adoption, a person called Baseball16 and someone (Rather awesomely named) Nacky. I think you could do well for them. - [07:48 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Like he said...I'm a beginner, alhough I've actually been here since around 2005 (I think that's when I found Uncyclopedia) and I've already put up some articles. My best being Zodiak and Wizwang of Ooze, I also did a vanity page but it's now lurking in my UserSpace or somewhere..but there are some articles I could use some help with. Like The Right Stuff and I did help edit about a dozen other articles. I like to tidy up sometimes. Don't get used to it. Like Gwax, I'm lazy. I began another article on The 4400, and there should be wikis of "Not Good", "Not Bad" and maybe one called "The Wrong Stuff". Just, you know, to make even more UnContent for Uncyclopedia and the Great Potato. Nacky 07:57, 28 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
- I shall be more than happy to adopt you Nacky! and Baseball too if you're listening. i kinda did the same as you. came here posted something and then left for a little while. that's why the clock on my userpage says almost 6 months. in reality it's about 3. basically i can try and help you out with things and i'd be more than happy to Pee review your articles (though we have to go through the proper channels as i need to keep my numbers up and show boomer just how wrong he is.) if you're wanting fancy wiki formatting all i can do is refer you back to Yettie though; you're not catholic are you? got no problem with having two dads? good. so yeah consider your self adopted. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 09:42, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
- I shall be more than happy to adopt you Nacky! and Baseball too if you're listening. i kinda did the same as you. came here posted something and then left for a little while. that's why the clock on my userpage says almost 6 months. in reality it's about 3. basically i can try and help you out with things and i'd be more than happy to Pee review your articles (though we have to go through the proper channels as i need to keep my numbers up and show boomer just how wrong he is.) if you're wanting fancy wiki formatting all i can do is refer you back to Yettie though; you're not catholic are you? got no problem with having two dads? good. so yeah consider your self adopted. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
I could put up articles all over the place if I had the time, believe me! You should read my parody of The Phantom of the Opera (CHING! Wow, just had myself an idea!) anyway...no, not a Catholic. Not even any religion, actually. I tend to be more on the side of the 'There is no God' theory but I know someone's up there waiting for me to wander off into the woods. I know there are no werewolves but sometimes you hear things, you see things, you watch a movie about werewolves and from then on you know that the woods is not a good place to be, in case the legends are true. Chupacabra is scary...but not as scary, and you know...OH MAN! Sorry for going way off topic. Anyway, thanks for adopting me. I shall now commence with being a part of the family. When are we going camping? Nacky 10:10, 28 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
- You'll have no camping trips, sonny-(or daughtery)-Jim until your dad's sorted out his drink problem. - [10:16 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- S'not my fault. s'drink, good for you. What'dya want, boy!? /smack. oh no this'll be HV's Talk page all over again, the house of domestic abuse. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 10:19, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
- *cheery music starts and a camera pans down across a clapping audience* This is Domestic Abuse, with me YTTE and fabulous Orian! Today's guest star: Nacky and later on we'll be catching up with Hv, to see what he thought of last week's show! - [10:21 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- S'not my fault. s'drink, good for you. What'dya want, boy!? /smack. oh no this'll be HV's Talk page all over again, the house of domestic abuse. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
- If it's just Hv (whoever the hell that is) then why should I run? Is he a werewolf? Some days it just don't pay to ask myself if I feel lucky. Nacky 10:30, 28 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
- Oh sorry, you may not have been following this (that is where it began) and this (untill most recent) no i didn't mean run form HV (Heerenveen) i meant run from Yettie's talk show! quickly before the crowd starts shouting and rioting!
- Anyway. i need to go eat and sit an exam, so if you've got questions dump them here and i'll get to them later. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 11:04, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
- If it's just Hv (whoever the hell that is) then why should I run? Is he a werewolf? Some days it just don't pay to ask myself if I feel lucky. Nacky 10:30, 28 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
Okay I just checked the one link you gave, and followed it until my brain started hurting. Is YTTE a girlfriend of yours? I know it's none of my business but since you are my new dad and all... Nacky 12:33, 28 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
- NO!! (I think I said that a bit too enthusiastically, but...I mean Orian...eww!) I've never met him in my life, and also I'm not a girl, thank you very much! That was a bit of random comedy roleplay...I've got a real girlfriend (well I paid her for it, but it's still "real" right) and Orian's got that mop of his. - [12:53 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- As he says that was just a bit of fun. and as it happens i'm not esspecially interested in girls - seriously have you not looked at my user page yet? and Yettie isn't a girl Yet, are ya hon? also HV's archive may take a little while to get through but it was fun writing it (and may help you understand some of the insults me and yettie may throw at each other). i think it's over now though. but Me and him are planning to make up a thing where people can do that improvisational/roleplay stuff (see below). ehanyway... actually i think that's about it. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 17:39, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
- As he says that was just a bit of fun. and as it happens i'm not esspecially interested in girls - seriously have you not looked at my user page yet? and Yettie isn't a girl Yet, are ya hon? also HV's archive may take a little while to get through but it was fun writing it (and may help you understand some of the insults me and yettie may throw at each other). i think it's over now though. but Me and him are planning to make up a thing where people can do that improvisational/roleplay stuff (see below). ehanyway... actually i think that's about it. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
I looked at your userpage, but maybe I didn't look close enough, so I'm sorry that I didn't notice anything. Not that it matters. I'm your adopted daughter now and we can go shopping and do things together. I consider myself very lucky. I could have been adopted by someone who doesn't appreciate the finer things in life. And sorry that I thought that YTTE was my mum. Just like any dysfunctional family, I obviously belong here. I mean ever since meeting you two, I've been confused, my brain turned into oatmeal, been signed up for a cult, been fed some strange food, asked to wear a custom sig so...thanks you guys! I truly feel like one of the family! Nacky 23:50, 28 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
- Oh are you a girl?? you seriously need some userboxes or something for identifying stuff like that (I tend to find stuff like that useful anyway, it is up to you how much you want to say.) other wise people will call you 'he' or 'Boy' (or are you?) i'm very confused now, to be fair it's kinda late. and as for thinking Yettie was my girlfriend: that made my day that did! i think that's all for now, like i say; any questions and just leave them here (in a new section maybe) and i'll get back to you.Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57
- Yes, I'm a girl. The name Nacky should kinda point that out. Ha ha. And glad to make your day! :) I aim to please. I hope YTTE wasn't put out too much but I didn't know what YTTE was and now I'm strangely attracted to him. Not that I'll flirt with YTTE because he does have a
hookergirlfriend already. I don't know what to do with userboxes. I looked at the page you linked there and I didn't see any of them that were gender designated. Further I don't even have a fancy sig for the four tildes after my name. That is how far behind I am with Uncyclopedia. Nacky 06:26, 29 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky (no fancy thingy here :( )- Hey Nacky feel free to flirt with me - we can be like that Austrian guy and his daughter but in a less severe way. - [07:06 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- What Austrian guy? You mean, Arnold Schwartzeneggar? Mind you, my flirting style is strange. I'll meet up with you on the Ley Lines for a bit of time distortion on Muggles, just for a laugh, ya know. I'm here in the Ozarks, so there's a dark fortress landing here. It boggles the mind. Soon you will be sleepy. Winky winky, flirty flirty. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 07:27, 29 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
- /me backs away slowly See this is the sort of thing that makes you think "why didn't they just ban Uncyclopedia?" — this sort of insanity. I mean look what it does to poor, demented people like you, Nacky! You know you can now buy anti-Uncyclopedia drugs, now? They're meant to untwist your mind after having been on Uncyclopedia. They don't work. Uncyclopedia has this way of making your brain turned to mashed up glue with a hint of spice. :-) And yes Nacky "winky, wink, flirty flirty" to you too. - [07:41 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- What Austrian guy? You mean, Arnold Schwartzeneggar? Mind you, my flirting style is strange. I'll meet up with you on the Ley Lines for a bit of time distortion on Muggles, just for a laugh, ya know. I'm here in the Ozarks, so there's a dark fortress landing here. It boggles the mind. Soon you will be sleepy. Winky winky, flirty flirty. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 07:27, 29 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
- Are you trying to tell me that you've taken anti-uncyclopedia pills and that they didn't work? Try not to sniff the glue...no matter how many brains is passed out around here (passed-out brains, now there's a thought) so who is the Austrian guy? And backing away slowly makes me frightened. Please tell me that isn't a werewolf you're seeing behind me. I'm not looking, I'm just booking! — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 07:58, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
- I tried the anti-Uncyclopedia pill, yes. *hangs head in shame* They didn't work, I tell ya. They didn't work! This Austrian guy was the guy who lived in this house and kept his daughter in his basement.... - [08:01 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Hey nacky? are you still around? He is a bit of a freek isn't he? Yettie, this is embarrassing, I need help with my sig. the time isn't working properly. I want it orange small and in ittalics so I tried <font color=orange><small>''{{subst:CURRENTTIME}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}''</small></font> but that doesn't work, it keeps saying Invalid raw signature; check HTML tags. what does this mean and how do sort it? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 13:08, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
- Hey nacky? are you still around? He is a bit of a freek isn't he? Yettie, this is embarrassing, I need help with my sig. the time isn't working properly. I want it orange small and in ittalics so I tried <font color=orange><small>''{{subst:CURRENTTIME}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}''</small></font> but that doesn't work, it keeps saying Invalid raw signature; check HTML tags. what does this mean and how do sort it? Have Fun!MuCal.
- I tried the anti-Uncyclopedia pill, yes. *hangs head in shame* They didn't work, I tell ya. They didn't work! This Austrian guy was the guy who lived in this house and kept his daughter in his basement.... - [08:01 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Hey Nacky feel free to flirt with me - we can be like that Austrian guy and his daughter but in a less severe way. - [07:06 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Yes, I'm a girl. The name Nacky should kinda point that out. Ha ha. And glad to make your day! :) I aim to please. I hope YTTE wasn't put out too much but I didn't know what YTTE was and now I'm strangely attracted to him. Not that I'll flirt with YTTE because he does have a
You don't know who I am...
...you have absoloutely no idea who I am, okay? Shhhhhh! - [16:27 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- you are quite right about that, i really don't. i'm reasonably certain that you're not my daughter or my stalker though. just take a look this though, once i've responded to nacky. aww she's so funny. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 16:32, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
- /me pops up, looks around, becomes very confused, then slooooowly exits. • <16:34, 28 May 2008>
- Cajek...you're a reporter, aren't you? You have links with the outside world, right? Are you sure this place is safe? We're not being watched? Your talkpage isn't bugged, is it? Good, I think I've got something to show you (seriously though me and Orian are working on a little project that could go in the next UnSignpost - not the one you've almost finished, the one after that). - [16:37 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- /me raises microphone-infused bosom to YTTE's mouth for the purpose of hearing what he has to say. • <16:41, 28 May 2008>
- What the hell is that? I've never seen anything remotely like that, before. What's it used for? And as for that microphone, I thought we had a deal, no recordings, nothing, no one can know I told you this...How can you read something this tiny? Ahh, fine me and Orian are working on this thing which is like a place for roleplay comedies to become articles sorta, we'll let ya know when it's done - [16:45 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Hello, Cajek, nice to see you here. yeah i left a link somewhere near UnSignpost to the weird convo me and Yettie were having in HV's talkpage that's sorta where the idea came from now we're just building on that to see if we can make it a whole new uncyc project. long way from that for now, though we need to sort out what we actually want to do with it and (though i don't like the word) rules. Have a look if you want, Yettie started it. I'm Still not sure about the term "Roleplay" but you know, it's a work in progress. also, how are the fish? Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 16:57, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
- Agreed the word roleplay is a little icky, but improv is a bit...er...I dunno and I'm not sure about the long work "Improvisation". How about "Un ---insertwordhere---"? - [17:02 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- How about "Unprovise"? or is it not clear enough what it is, if we get this into mainspace then it sorta needs to have the "un" prefix. "UnTalk" maybe. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 17:29, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
- I like UnProvise, I say we use that. UnTalk's a bit too bland. - [17:32 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- yeah it was just ideas. but i did like UnProvise better i just wasn't sure if it was clear. i just thought UnTalk (the content free talk page was good considering teh roots of the matter) so do you want me to write up a draft of "About"? and what picture do you have planned? Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 17:51, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
- Sure go ahead with an about draft. Oh and should we have a separate page for the rules or does about cover that? I'm working in photoshop on a banner something along the lines of "YTTE and Orian present UnProvise!" - [17:41 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Actually, scrap the "YTTE and Orian presents" bit...And I hope I edit conflicted you! - [17:45 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Sure go ahead with an about draft. Oh and should we have a separate page for the rules or does about cover that? I'm working in photoshop on a banner something along the lines of "YTTE and Orian present UnProvise!" - [17:41 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- yeah it was just ideas. but i did like UnProvise better i just wasn't sure if it was clear. i just thought UnTalk (the content free talk page was good considering teh roots of the matter) so do you want me to write up a draft of "About"? and what picture do you have planned? Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
- I like UnProvise, I say we use that. UnTalk's a bit too bland. - [17:32 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- How about "Unprovise"? or is it not clear enough what it is, if we get this into mainspace then it sorta needs to have the "un" prefix. "UnTalk" maybe. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
- Agreed the word roleplay is a little icky, but improv is a bit...er...I dunno and I'm not sure about the long work "Improvisation". How about "Un ---insertwordhere---"? - [17:02 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Hello, Cajek, nice to see you here. yeah i left a link somewhere near UnSignpost to the weird convo me and Yettie were having in HV's talkpage that's sorta where the idea came from now we're just building on that to see if we can make it a whole new uncyc project. long way from that for now, though we need to sort out what we actually want to do with it and (though i don't like the word) rules. Have a look if you want, Yettie started it. I'm Still not sure about the term "Roleplay" but you know, it's a work in progress. also, how are the fish? Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
- What the hell is that? I've never seen anything remotely like that, before. What's it used for? And as for that microphone, I thought we had a deal, no recordings, nothing, no one can know I told you this...How can you read something this tiny? Ahh, fine me and Orian are working on this thing which is like a place for roleplay comedies to become articles sorta, we'll let ya know when it's done - [16:45 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- /me raises microphone-infused bosom to YTTE's mouth for the purpose of hearing what he has to say. • <16:41, 28 May 2008>
- Cajek...you're a reporter, aren't you? You have links with the outside world, right? Are you sure this place is safe? We're not being watched? Your talkpage isn't bugged, is it? Good, I think I've got something to show you (seriously though me and Orian are working on a little project that could go in the next UnSignpost - not the one you've almost finished, the one after that). - [16:37 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
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I get a piece of this action! I wanna do roleplay comedy stuff in UnProvise. I'll be the alien girl that Orian found in a crashed ship in his backyard near Area 51 and takes in to teach all about Earth. And fashion. Nacky 06:40, 29 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
- Nacky, go to the rather sparse (currently) homepage on UnProvise and then you'll see on the right hand side a demo UnProvise called "Demo" (original, huh?). You either create your own, new UnProvise or continue with the demo. - [07:37 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
A polite word of caution from a friend who is just trying to help
This was really not a good idea. I understand that you want to thank the people who showed support for you in the recent AU thing, but I'm not sure this was the right way to go about it. Seriously. As that template stands now it is boarding on flaming. I know that if I were Boomer I would struggle to see the funny side of it. Have you thought that perhaps it might just have been this kind of thing which caused Boomer to decide not to AU you? Being an AU is a really tricky thing to do. Basically it gives you the right to go around telling other people that their reviews are not up to scratch. To do that you yourself have to set an example, and you need to act in a way which would be considered that of a model Uncyclopedian. I'm just not sure that this template is doing that. Sorry if you think I'm lecturing you Orian because I'm not. I think you are a great reviewer and that you are an awesome contributor to the site. Maybe you could change that template to make it say something a little bit more friendly? All this AU stuff is really not that big of a deal, and it would be terrible if this escalated into something more than the silly nonsense it is now. Cheers. -- Someone Who Is Just Trying To Help
- yeah i see what you're saying. i geuss i was being kinda dumb. i will chane the template. Thanks. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 18:46, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
- Awesome. You will make AU one day I'm sure. What's with the CAPS? guess You aRe joking righT? MrN
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- Yeah i was. thanks again. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 19:18, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
- No problem, I'm happy to help anyone who I think is a great reviewer. You need to work on using capitals a bit better in your reviews though for sure. When you do make AU you might look kinda silly telling others that their reviews are poor if you don't use capital letters correctly yourself. I think that was probably Boomers main objection actually, and I'm sure if you can sort that out you will be well on the way to that coveted AU title. when you write 'i' it's always 'I' grr Oh, keep reviewing! MrN 19:30, May 28
- Curse my lazy hatred of grammar! oh well. no biggie, i will still be reviewing it's just this thing i'm working on with Yettie is kinda flying. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 19:37, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
- Curse my lazy hatred of grammar! oh well. no biggie, i will still be reviewing it's just this thing i'm working on with Yettie is kinda flying. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
- No problem, I'm happy to help anyone who I think is a great reviewer. You need to work on using capitals a bit better in your reviews though for sure. When you do make AU you might look kinda silly telling others that their reviews are poor if you don't use capital letters correctly yourself. I think that was probably Boomers main objection actually, and I'm sure if you can sort that out you will be well on the way to that coveted AU title. when you write 'i' it's always 'I' grr Oh, keep reviewing! MrN
- Yeah i was. thanks again. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
- Awesome. You will make AU one day I'm sure. What's with the CAPS? guess You aRe joking righT? MrN
UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008
The Newspaper That Wonders What Happened To You. You Used To Be Cool.
May 29th, 2008 • Issue 5
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Uncyclopedia Second Most Active Wikia Site  According to local Wikia staffmember Sannse, Uncyclopedia is the second most active site, next to Halopedia. "Yep. People are more interested in Halos than Uncys. I've never really bothered to look at either site, so I'm not sure why one is more active than another, but I'm sure it's because Halopedia is superior." Reporters on-site have looked into the rumors. Apparently, Halopedia is in fact not about halos, but instead is an entire wiki... devoted to a video game. "Oh lord, this is embarrassing," said Master Chief, the main character of said video games. "I thought I could keep this under wraps for a while longer, but you people in the press are like fucking vultures. WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!" Apparently Halopedia's nearest competitor, Uncyclopedia, is some kind of "humor wiki" meant to induce laughter. "Uncyclopedia's laughter is nothing compared with ours," said Evilpedia's founder, User:Dr. Doom, "Our laughter will ring all throughout Wikia, and then: THE WORLD!". Other statistics include the nerdiest wiki and Furwiki, the most disturbing wiki. Uncyclopedia is neither the largest wiki (Wookiepedia), nor the most active (Halopedia), but it does come very close to first in both categories. Who wants to be first place anyway? Nobody wants to win all the time! Like Unsignpost's father used to say: "You learn more from losing than winning!" and really, that's all that matters! ...AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! BASTAAAARRRDDSSS!!! Following Fourth Issue, UnSignpost Does Lame Clip Show  After having not seen his boss for a few days, Cajek, or as his friends call him, "Cuntjek", and his team of writers have been forced to rely on past issues and a clip show in article form. "Don't look at us that way!" said that one guy we were talking about. "A few days ago, when Skull was around, I was only editor of the fetish section, now I'm in charge of the whole thing. Jeez, I hope Skull is okay..." The lame clip show was said to be almost entirely from the first issue, when the Unsignpost was "cool", and before the fetish section took over the whole paper. According to reports to this newsroom, the clip show article included the "weekbox of the week" from issue 1 that instructed Cajek and Skull to slather humor juice on an anonymous reader, and the "Goatse Challenging Gap" from issue 2. "Oh shit, what else we got?" Carjack screamed across the newsroom. As of this issue, the huge portrait of Dr. Skullthumper has been prayed to for nigh two weeks since his mysterious disappearance. Fnoodle, who usually serves coffee to the writers (albeit very angrily), has gone on a quest to find his former master. So far, no word of Skullthumper's whereabouts have reached the press.
Letters to the Editor I am a female student from University of Nigeria, Lagos. I am suitable yrs old. I'd like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about you. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in this transaction. Well, my father died earlier two months ago and left my mother I and my junior brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him before his death. I was a Princess to him and I and my brother are the only people who can take Care of his wealth now because my mother is not literate enough to know all my father's wealth behind. He left up to USD $27,350,000.00 dollars (TWENTY SEVEN MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND US DOLLAR) with a security company, and I don't know how and what I will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and our family, which they were planning to do without my present because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town. That is why I felt happy when I saw your contact which I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me secure and invest this money. I thereby need your help in bringing the box contaning the money out from the security company, based on your reply I will furnish you with more details on how we can proceed. I am ready to pay 10% of the total amount to you if you help us in securing this money and another 10% interest of Annual Income to you, for handling this business for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over. If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me and I will let you know the next step to take towards actualizing this transaction as quickly as possible. Please, note that this transaction is 110% risk free. I look forward hearing from you soonest. Yours sincerest, Miss Lady Princess Irreverent
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The harsh truth...
I'm only telling you this because I love you and I want to impregnate you, but your current sig is well, a little big uglee, what with the bright greens and reds. Just thought I had to break it to ya, I'm so so sorry. I actually quite liked the sig you had beforehand, but I guess it's your choice. - [18:12 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Baseball16
So are you idiots saying my name sucks? please adopt me or else. Baseball16 22:29, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
- Oh hey! Yette mentioned you! Hello, I just moved your message down here as it's a new-ish topic and that bit is already getting too long. Yes baseball I'll be happy to adopt you. Just ask me stuff you need to know here, but if you need help with a custom sig you should probably ask Yette as he's much better with wiki coding. anyway, glad to meet you ect... Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 23:11 30 May 2008
- He said to ask you.Baseball16 23:33, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
- About a sig? well I can do one for you just don't expect it to be marvelous. The one I'm currently using used to be his except I changed the names and colours. Well I shall make one up for you at User:baseball16/sig and when I'm finished I'll let you know and talk you through setting it up. Oh and also take note of proper talk page formatting: add one more colon (:) than used previously, thanks. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 23:45 30 May 2008
- Oh, and do you fancy a spinning shape? like mine but 16 sided and not 57 sided? also do you want a message such as "have fun", "Humph" or "Die cunts I hate you all!" something like that? I've started the sig but it just looks a bit small and basic, need to add to it really. get back to me. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 00:33 31 May 2008
- About a sig? well I can do one for you just don't expect it to be marvelous. The one I'm currently using used to be his except I changed the names and colours. Well I shall make one up for you at User:baseball16/sig and when I'm finished I'll let you know and talk you through setting it up. Oh and also take note of proper talk page formatting: add one more colon (:) than used previously, thanks. Have Fun!MuCal.
- He said to ask you.Baseball16 23:33, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
I ment adoption.Baseball16 13:00, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
- Well yeah, but the sig is part of the adoption. and i shall just sort out the adoption boxes and make everything all official. ok? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 13:09 31 May 2008
- Baseball swore at me! :'( - [13:11 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- that's cos your a whiny little dick. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 13:13 31 May 2008
- But he didn't even put a comma after "GRANDMA"! The humanity! - [13:23 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Wo! - [13:26 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- As funny as this is, Baseball, don't take those guys so seriously, I was fooled by the USERNAME tag both there and on the unsignpost. it's just a bit of fun, ok? You gotta relax a little around here. also, though you were kind enough to censor your expleetives, it could still be construed as flaming. try and think up something wittier and more sarcastic as that will be apreaciated faar more all round. just a heads up yeah? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 13:34 31 May 2008
- As funny as this is, Baseball, don't take those guys so seriously, I was fooled by the USERNAME tag both there and on the unsignpost. it's just a bit of fun, ok? You gotta relax a little around here. also, though you were kind enough to censor your expleetives, it could still be construed as flaming. try and think up something wittier and more sarcastic as that will be apreaciated faar more all round. just a heads up yeah? Have Fun!MuCal.
- Wo! - [13:26 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- But he didn't even put a comma after "GRANDMA"! The humanity! - [13:23 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- that's cos your a whiny little dick. Have Fun!MuCal.
- Baseball swore at me! :'( - [13:11 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Unprovise
OMG I don't know what that is, but I want to join! Writing funnies in its purest form, I love it! Improvise me, bitches. • <2:45, 31 May 2008>
- Okay, it's not yet finished really. I'm going to go and make the two remaining pages now and then I guess we'll be up and running. - [08:32 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Oh Cajek, it appears we're done. Have a read of this and this and then you can get started. - [11:25 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
UnProvise
As you observe this header is different to Cajek's header! Anyway, Orian, I think our UnProvise baby is born and it isn't too mutated. As you'll see on this page I've put up a little notice saying we're looking for one person to help us out and look after everything with us - I think it could be useful. I'll also put this on the main page soon. Once you've seen this all that remains to be done is check over the whole thing, then whore it on the forums and get certain users involved. - [11:12 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Mmm... I need to make my rules a little clearer. Also, Wow! You got this set up really quickly! And SysRq has already offered to help "in anyway he can" so we can gaurantee his help. Also thanks for the comment on UnBlog, much apreaciated. and yeah, just make sure to tell me if anything needs done. (i'm already working on the whoring). I'm sure we can get Cajek to put a small piece in next weeks unsignpost and such. anyway, just wow again and congrats on basically doing this single handed! Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 12:54 31 May 2008
- I didn't do this single handed, silly, (I have two hands) and besides I've had all this week to revise form my exams so what do you think I'd be doing? Revising? We just need to do maintenance and such and you can expand on the rough rules at the moment. Also there's likely to be lots of little mistakes which need to be weeded out with gas. - [13:02 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Thanks for the review!
Talk:Gay#Another Pee Review after some more edits I have left some comments here if you fancy taking a look. Great review. Really useful. :-) MrN 
20:18, Jun 1
Fucking Awesome
That Melty Blood review? Awesome, I tells ya! You so deserve this:
My cap is doffed in your direction. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:51, Jun 3
- Oh cool! I always wanted one of these. And you're right; I deserve it. Seriously it was soo long and worse not very good. Imagine watching the lotr trilogy that cost $75 to produce and starred Haley Joel Osment as Gandalf. Then you have pretty good idea of the pain I went through. Thanks again, I shall display this with pride and return the tipped cap gesture. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 12:41 3 June 2008
A quick question about that UnProvise thing...
Hi. You, uh, don't know me, but that UnProvise thing looks like a great idea...but are we simply allowed to join one? Shouldn't there, perhaps, be a rule that you ask the creator first? That High School one, for instance...could I simply edit it and become accepted as part of it, or would you erase my edits and politely tell me to get stuffed? Just thought I should check...BlueYonder 11:23, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
- It's nice of you to ask but seriously just join anyone you feel you can contribute to. That high school one for instance, SysRq (SissyRq) would probably be glad of the fresh input as at the minute it's kinda dying, also be sure to know that it's ok to ignore minor details if you think you can do something funnier with the character, coherance is good but not vital. so just type away soo what you come up with. Thanks for asking though Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 12:15 3 June 2008
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Melty Blood
WHOA! HOLY CRAP THAT WAS IN-DEPTH! Nice job, Orian! • <15:13, 03 Jun 2008>
- That's possibly the most in-depth review, I've ever seen! You so deserve RotM, now! Jeese...wow...just wow! I like it even more, 'cause you used my pee review quote template! Yay! - [15:59 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Oh, cool thanks guys. It only took me five hours. It was nothing, really. I wonder if that's the longest review on record (is this news worthy Cajek?). Oh and the PRQ template is actually pretty useful. makes it clearer what you've quoted. Nice job on that, Yettie. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 17:47 3 June 2008
- Thanks! The stinkin' (and very nice, I'm sure) noob who put that up for pee better be very grateful. The sad thing is they probably won't read it all. :-( ...unless they're a more committed noob, that I take them for. Anyway you're deserving a Golden Shower for this, as well as your ninjastar. On the topic of ninjastars: Why has no one given me one yet? My vanity demands that my ego be propped up some more! - [18:02 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Oh, cool thanks guys. It only took me five hours. It was nothing, really. I wonder if that's the longest review on record (is this news worthy Cajek?). Oh and the PRQ template is actually pretty useful. makes it clearer what you've quoted. Nice job on that, Yettie. Have Fun!MuCal.
UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008
I love it when the news comes together
June 5th, 2008 • Issue 6
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Sixth Issue Relies on Guest Writers For the sixth issue of Unsignpost, guest writers from outside the fold have been chosen to write a bunch of stupid crap. Among them are the illiterate administrator Zombiebaron and reformed drug mule ThePaleOne. The community's outcries were heard soon afterwards, probably. Jack Phoenix, a respected Wikia staff member, said of one of the articles "Nobody cares about Cajek trolling Wookiepedia anymore. In fact, I'm kind of ashamed of Uncyclopedia for doing something like this. It's like I'm at a well-written version of ED." The Unsignpost staff, full of miscreants and malcontents, hung its collective head in shame and went to the corner for a sit down. Qua, who wanted to be in this issue of Unsignpost to whore his userpage, issued a statement at the press conference located at his Mayan temple: "Why didn't they do an injoke article on the fifth issue? Am I the only one who cares? Where have the lols gone, my friends? Where have the lols gone?" In response, the Unsignpost sent a secret "Fifth Issue Of Unsignpost" article directly to Qua, where it will be housed until his death. The Unsignpost writers, who have had a cut in pay since the leaving of Dr. Skullthumper, are now relying on the work of random people found on IRC for their inspiration. We now present to you an article in the Unsignpost by somebody else about a guy who works at the Unsignpost... /me headdesk [note: "me" refers to the entire Unsignpost staff]
It has been reported on #uncyclopedia that Cajek, our resident editor, has been banned from the "Star Wars Wiki", Wookieepedia. There has been an outrage in the star wars community, as they find Cajek to be a charming and respectable fellow [ed note: Cajek did NOT write this!]. Even us here at the the UnSignPost believe so, ( but don't tell Cajek that! ) [ed note: I SAW THAT! YOU'RE OFF THE CASE!] I spoke to one Cajek fan, Darth Vader, to see what kind of impact this has had on the community. "It really is tragic to see him get banned," said a distraught Vader, with tears dripping from his helmet, "I just don't understand it! How can there be no Cajek?! We've seen his greatest and sometimes his somewhat lameness. But we will be EPIC FAIL without him" Vader's emotionally wrecked state shows the devastation caused by the Wookieepedia senate's unruly vote. I just hope Palpatine wasn't behind this, I voted for him too! I sat down with another fan, Jar Jar Binks, to discuss this radical move. "Mesa think its outrageous! Mesa no like Wookieepedia afta this! This beein worse than <insert name here>'s bombad faggotry!" And indeed it is. Personally, I denounce the Leftist Bias of Wookieepedia and their slander against Cajek. What did he ever do to them right? Personally, I hope Something really bad happens to those immature, pubescent, oxycotin sniffing children. In other news, 52% of Uncyclopedia agrees that Cajek should be set on fire on Sunday's Luau against 45% for drowned in his own discharge. 3% were undecided.
Alright. So. This is going to be cool. Because. You see. Therefore. Once upon a time. There was this really big house. Inside the house was a monster. Oh. This is a newspaper. Well, in that case, the monster was operating a grow op. Right. And the monster was named Skullthumper (because this is his fault, really, when you deconstruct it down to the last proton). Yeah!!!! But. Going onwards and upwards. The cops busted the grow op. It was fucking huge, man. THIS IS NEWS. IN THE UNSIGNPOST.
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~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 12:53 Jun 5
Bulge yes, bulge!
I think we need to pay a bit more attention to this, it's getting a little less active. It needs steroids. - [16:37 9 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- You seem to be intent on destroying my talk page headers, why? And steroids? Why not caffine pills? They're less like cheeting. seriously though I see what you're saying but what can we do? Also sorry if it appears I've not been around much my body clock got re-set to australian time, but I've been keeping my eye on UnPrv.
Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 03:42 10 June 2008
Hey Orian!
Just noticed you welcoming new users in RC. Just saying that it's normal to subst your welcome template in, like this: {{subst:User:Orian57/welcome message}}. Keep up the good work! ~~Hv 10/06 14:26
- Also, try not to welcome indefblocked users. Although I did block him after you welcomed him :) ~
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- Ah ok. Shall do that in future, thanks, Hv. ...erm, what does "subst" actually do? Oh and hey! Mordillio, you escaped from U.U's tumble drier to edit conflict me on my own talk page. And how am I supposed to not welcome indefiblocked users if they've not been blocked yet? I don't know that they'll get blocked. I'll just not welcome shady looking people in future. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 14:37 10 June 2008
- It spills the code of the template onto the page. It's needed for welcoming because otherwise it fucks up the [edit] links on the side, which is obviously a bad thing. ~~Hv 10/06 14:40
- I'd say it's more to avoid someone writing on your template "ORIAN57 IZ TEH GAY XEROX" - and then you'll have that over thousands and thousands of pages....~ 14:42, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
- Even though it's funny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:45, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
- [Gah edit conflict] Yeah, that too. I'm just giving the answer that someone told me when I first did it. And now, back to the dead-end job of categorising pages! What fun! (Sorry if this edit-conflicted you as well Orian). ~~Hv 10/06 14:47
- Oh ok, sorry about that. All fixed now and what's with the uninteresting sig you have all of a sudden? Also: GAH! Mordillo you did it again! also I really need to get a better understanding of wiki and Html code... And OMFG!!! Dexter conflicted me too! AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH! right I'm just not talking. clearly you're all too busy chatting to let me get a word in. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 14:50 10 June 2008
- Oh ok, sorry about that. All fixed now and what's with the uninteresting sig you have all of a sudden? Also: GAH! Mordillo you did it again! also I really need to get a better understanding of wiki and Html code... And OMFG!!! Dexter conflicted me too! AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH! right I'm just not talking. clearly you're all too busy chatting to let me get a word in. Have Fun!MuCal.
- [Gah edit conflict] Yeah, that too. I'm just giving the answer that someone told me when I first did it. And now, back to the dead-end job of categorising pages! What fun! (Sorry if this edit-conflicted you as well Orian). ~~Hv 10/06 14:47
- Even though it's funny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:45, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
- I'd say it's more to avoid someone writing on your template "ORIAN57 IZ TEH GAY XEROX" - and then you'll have that over thousands and thousands of pages....~
- It spills the code of the template onto the page. It's needed for welcoming because otherwise it fucks up the [edit] links on the side, which is obviously a bad thing. ~~Hv 10/06 14:40
- Ah ok. Shall do that in future, thanks, Hv. ...erm, what does "subst" actually do? Oh and hey! Mordillio, you escaped from U.U's tumble drier to edit conflict me on my own talk page. And how am I supposed to not welcome indefiblocked users if they've not been blocked yet? I don't know that they'll get blocked. I'll just not welcome shady looking people in future. Have Fun!MuCal.
UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008
Word to your mother.
June 12th, 2008 • Issue 7
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Cajek banned - New, shittier writer assigned to this stupid job
Recently Cajek, an Uncyclopedia user who has been labelled as a mystical creature, was been given a one month ban by the council of Wikia. Users who feared that UnSignpost would not be written or delivered. But Qua, who is currently in a state of shock, said that "Cajek was a good guy, I didn't expect him to get banned for a month. He was about to help me, I don't know what he was going to help me with but he was going to help me with something.". Many Uncyclopedians that are known have a hold a grudge against Cajek celebrated his recent ban saying "While he might be back in only a month, we should take the time to celebrate and rejoice a Cajek-free environment."
 It has been reported that Flumpa, Uncyclopedia's very own pimply faced ginger-nut has left Uncyclopedia forever, due to irreconcilable differences. He cites the banning of users, fights between the two, the treatment of IP's as "real people" and the lack of cookies in mommas cookie jar. One of our reporters spoke to Flumpa as he was packing his wagon to leave Uncyclopedia "I like the holding hands and the fairy floss but Sophia has icky wiki germs and I just couldn't get past that. However I hear this new EDwina down the street is available, she may play in mud but I hear she has yummy yummy cookies." 127.0.0.1, leader of the "IPs are Real People, Too" Foundation had said that "Flumpa makes some great points on IP treatment, such as telling them that behind that string of random numbers lies an actual person; A person with heart. A person with brain. A person with spleen." When asked whether he would share his hard earned money on a badge from the Keep-the-IP's-out-of-Bannation-Foundation, this reporter simply told them to bugger off and get their own alcohol addiction gawdammit! We do, however, wish Flumpa the best of luck as he travels across the wiki-street with his trademarked brand of Off-topic forums to meet this EDwina fellow.
We at the UnSignpost would like to remind all Uncyclopedian editors that June is Internet safety month. Through the efforts of Uncyclopedia and other sites across the Internet, we can help protect innocent children and frail grandmothers from seeing offensive content BORDER HOPPER Uhm, we're sorry about that. The editor that wrote that previous sentence has been fired, in accordance with the rules of Internet safety month. UnSignpost would like to remind all editors to use extra padding in tables, because we don't want the little kiddies touching the sharp edges and getting hurt. As per Internet safety month, all uploaded porn will be closely monitored to see if the models are engaging in safe fucking. I mean sex. SEX! I meant SEX! We apologize for the previous two editors. They have been shot, out in the hallway, in the most safe method possible, we assure you. We even laid out cushions for them to fall on. Anyway, Websense and other Internet blocking sites will up its sensors to block over 99.99% of the Internet. What will remain is available is the Wikipedia article "Frog", weather.com, and anything unblocked in China. We at UnSignpost wish you a happy Internet safety month, and hope that you stay safe. Remember to always use a firewall. Websense has blocked this column for the following reason: This column contains "humor".
Difficult times lie ahead for schoolbound Uncyclopedians. A series of semi-challenging tests lie in the near future for many, and everyone's workload seems to be growing. Unfortunately for Uncyclopedians, finals are nearly here. However, luckily for Uncyclopedia, finals are almost here! This means that, as procrastination rates skyrocket, Uncyclopedia activity grows proportionally. Haven't been studying for your math final? Those fancy words mean that Uncyclopedia usage is going up, just as teachers pull out their hair worrying about keeping their kids' averages above the department bottom line so they can keep their jobs. However, here at UnSignpost and Uncyclopedia, we pride ourselves on allowing for multi-tasking. So, here is a series of brief study guides that are pretty much all you need: Science: For this final, you will be asked questions about science. However, simply remember a few facts, and your science final will be a breeze. These include remembering that ontogeny does not recapitulate phylogeny, pyruvate and phosphofruktokinase function as glycolytic enzymes, and the kidneys are located three ribs up from the malnuric sphincter. Math: Just prove to your teacher that 1=2, and any answer you give is automatically right. English: ENGLISH, MOFO, DO YOU SPEAK IT? History: To pass this, just try to remember a few important dates: 622BC, 394BC, 211BC, 5BC, 11AD, 24AD, 300AD, 906AD, 1102AD, 1619AD, 1791AD, 1963AD, and 2012AD. Tech. Ed.: Basically, you take a saw and cut shit up. Fucking A. Music class: Try not to fail and blow any notes. You'd sure look like a real tool, then, huh. Art: Just explain to your teacher how deep and misunderstood you are, and paint your feelings. Take a few pictures with a black and white camera setting and write a few "dark" poems, and if your teacher knows how often you cry then you'll have an easy A. Foreign language: THIS IS AMERICA, SPEAK AMERICAN! Gym: If you're really planning on studying for this final, then only God can help you now.
 An article by Zombiebaron has caused a huge feud between the all-powerful admins that could ban me again. Thekillerfroggy has charged that the "Nonsense Watermelon Catastrophe" was not newsworthy enough, while Zombiebaron charges that the article is newsworthy, and therefore should not be deleted. In the fight, many people have cried "drama" and run for their lives. "Oh, this is deliiiicious!" said resident fucktard Drama. We spoke to Drama in his white linoleum mansion. He stopped seductively petting his gay snow leopard long enough to talk to us. "I loooove drama. I want their drama dripping all over my linoleum castle. I want their orgasmic screams of anger to rattle the walls! What do you think, Puffles?" "Oohh, puurrrrr" said Puffles. Some of the more regular users have claimed that the drama will bring unwanted side effects. RAHB has recently said to one of our reporters: "Remember, when there's drama, Ljlego touches himself." [Ed note: he said that on IRC, I swear. to. god. ban: banbanban.] Zombiebaron, an administrator who just happens to be a spectre of the unwept dead, spoke at his crypt this Tuesday dressed in his ceremonial black and red robes: "Hhhgggrrrr, I do not like speaking to the public: They give me a rash. As far as how random uncyclopedia is, we have two admins who are a balloon and a frog, so my article is perfect. The drama will not be settled until I taste the frog's flesh. Suffffeeeerrrrrr..." The Killer Froggy issued a statement soon after, with his frog army in the background: "ribbit? RIBBIT! ribbit. ribbit ribbit ribbit!" Both administrators have promised to ban the poor, misunderstood writer of this article if their statements were printed, but that's the risk we take to bring you the news. That's just how cool we are. Drama is the real winner here. As of this printing, he is planning to buy his gay snow leopard a fluffy red cape with the profits. And remember: every time there's drama, Ljlego touches himself. I'm not fucking kidding. He's all like, "oh yeah, oh, oh yeah I love you drama" and they're both in the love coven, snugglin' n' shit. I have pictures, guys! I swear it's totally ins AS OF THIS PARAGRAPH, CAJEK HAS BEEN BANNED INDEFINITELY. |
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Thank you Orian57
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Thank you! for your support. May your socks stay forever dry!
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And good luck this month, Mightydandylion 
(talk) Fk 21:11, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
- You're very welcome and such. As for this month I'm not sure whats happening People seem to be jumping on the Yettie wagon, not that he's undeserving it's just it should be between me and Javascap this month. Anyway, congrats again on the Reviewer of the month. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 22:50 14 June 2008
- You have to be careful with "should be"s. For my money, UnIdiot should be AotM this month, but it's an opinion thing. For my money, as I said in my comments, it's an impossible choice between you and Javascap - but not everyone watches reviews like I do. YTTE is doing the MDL thing of fewer reviews, but in a hell of a lot of depth. People on the receiving end of one of those may be inspired to vote accordingly. Keep reviewing dude, those of us in the know love you! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:58, Jun 16
UnBooks
You wanna help? Cool. I think we need to archive the inactive vote pages, have a good look at the UnBooks Community Portal to see what's active and relevant and what's just died, and make changes accordingly. To start with. Any thoughts yourself? Any other suggestions? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:58, Jun 16
- Thank you for the above the above comment. UnBooks. Yes. Sorry I never got back to you yesterday I was distracted by stuff (do you read my blog?). I shall work on archiving and stuff and tidying up red links and things. Also Uncycloversity; what the fuck is it? I've read it over and I have no idea, I think it probably should be explained better. I'm not sure if we need a seperate award for UnJunior UnBook of the month and I'm certain we don't need a collab of the month so I suppose we should get rid of them. And the UnLibrary, I think that page could be made to look nicer and maybe expand it a little like add new catergories (UnHorror, UnRomance ect) to encourage people to write for UnBooks and make it easier for people to find what they're looking for or interested in improving/rewriting. I definitly think we should have an UnJournal section for things like diarys and Tarquin cos I think there is a lot that can be done with that kind of style. And yeah, if there's anything you need to me to do just say. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 11:05 17 June 2008
- I like your thinking! Yes, I think we should discontinue the Junior and Collab thingies, and put the same note on them that I've put on the UnBooks:Vote for Featured UnBook page. And I like the idea of tidying up the library and adding categories. (Can I leave the Library to you for now? Happy to help if you like, but have plenty to be doing!) The Uncycloversity I think we should leave for now - it's not directly UnBooks related, so let's stick to this for now, there's enough to keep us going there! I'm planning to set up a quote of the day template similar to the tip of the day template on the HowTo main page, with option tags and the like, and put that in place of the Collab/UnBooks Junior bit on the main page - how does that sound to you? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:20, Jun 17
- Yeah sure, I shall get to it. Trying to do several things at once though: write, review, other writing, and -- shit it's tuesday! My head will implode pretty soon. Will get round to it though. Probably end up stealing wiki code from yettie as I'm no good with it myself. Oh and yeah sorry i didn't know uncycloversity was unrelated, maybe we can do that next? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 12:05 17 June 2008
- Yeah sure, I shall get to it. Trying to do several things at once though: write, review, other writing, and -- shit it's tuesday! My head will implode pretty soon. Will get round to it though. Probably end up stealing wiki code from yettie as I'm no good with it myself. Oh and yeah sorry i didn't know uncycloversity was unrelated, maybe we can do that next? Have Fun!MuCal.
- I like your thinking! Yes, I think we should discontinue the Junior and Collab thingies, and put the same note on them that I've put on the UnBooks:Vote for Featured UnBook page. And I like the idea of tidying up the library and adding categories. (Can I leave the Library to you for now? Happy to help if you like, but have plenty to be doing!) The Uncycloversity I think we should leave for now - it's not directly UnBooks related, so let's stick to this for now, there's enough to keep us going there! I'm planning to set up a quote of the day template similar to the tip of the day template on the HowTo main page, with option tags and the like, and put that in place of the Collab/UnBooks Junior bit on the main page - how does that sound to you? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:20, Jun 17
CMC Promotion!
Congratulations, I've noticed you going around whoring the CMC a bit and your enthusiasm for the ways of the cows! Consider yourself promoted to Musk Calf! Enjoy your new rank! You can now put {{User:YesTimeToEdit/MuCal}} on your userpage.
P.S. I've just started that pee you wanted, but it may take a while. I'm hoping to have it completed by tomorrow evening, or Saturday morning. - [19:02 19 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Oh cool. Care to tell me any preliminary thoughts on my article? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 00:02 20 June 2008
- It looks quite good, just a bit rough. A couple of the images are lacking capital letters, is slightly annoying, but I'll address this all in the review. By the way, it is going to be tomorrow morning, I"m highly, utterly, extremely sorry to say...because I've got to dash out now. I've started it, though. - [15:56 20 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
sepiatone (continued from Cajek's talk page)
This is what I mean by Sepia, I was half joking when I said I was imagining your story in sepia, but it was just that you mentioned things were brown alot. I got a picture as it seems that whenever I talk something get's lost in translation. In fact I think we should just talk in pictures from now on, Cajek. Have Fun!MuCal. 
Orian57 17:24 19 June 2008
- brown is an important color in my story, but you know what's even more important? any time the color changes to something other than brown. Okay, that's all I wanted to say. Have a good day, Orian! • <23:50, 19 Jun 2008>
- What? You mean I have to re-read the story now? Also it's technically Friday (in the UK at least) and I still don't have my issue of UnSignpost, what happened to it? You are still running it aren't you? And when's the next chapters out -- I can't wait -- What does the note say!? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 23:59 19 June 2008
- I'm not running the unsignpost anymore, that's... whoever edits it's job. Also, the note says: "waazzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh???!?!" • <0:06, 20 Jun 2008>
- What? You mean I have to re-read the story now? Also it's technically Friday (in the UK at least) and I still don't have my issue of UnSignpost, what happened to it? You are still running it aren't you? And when's the next chapters out -- I can't wait -- What does the note say!? Have Fun!MuCal.