User talk:Orian57/Archive 7

Purity must be eradicated

You heard me. You know I had to do what had to be done. And now it is done. Yes. --UU - natter 08:52, Sep 2

It's always more fun when it isn't yettie. Last time Leddy said "Deflowered" and today you're using hardline expressions such as "Purity must be eradicated". When Yettie does it it's all like "readp" and "flying virgin shit lolololololololololololololololoolo!!!11!!!". SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:56 2 September 2008

Damn it! I missed again. - [08:58 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Serendipitous timing allows me to outpace Yettie to the despoilment of another talk page. Yes. --UU - natter 09:06, Sep 2

Arghhhhhh. UU is da Raping Master. - [21:19 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

QVFD & redirects

If you want a page that's redirected to be deleted, list either the full address of the page ([http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Userr_talk:Orian57/Archive_6&redirect=no pointless redirect]), or as a redirect ({{redirect|Userr talk:Orian57/Archive 6}}). This will minimize the chance of the redirected page getting huffed, rather than the redirect. Admins don't pay attention, you see. As a group they're hopelessly incompetent. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:03, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Ah ok, sorry about that. Will do in future. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:05 2 September 2008

No biggie. It's not like you crashed the interweb. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:09, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

How would one go about doing that do you reckon? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:12 2 September 2008

Do you have any mothballs? How about cotton swabs? Now you just need three empty two litre plastic bottles (clear, not green). Okay, once you get those you... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:26, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Do you have one you made earlier that I could use instead? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:29 2 September 2008

No. The apparatus is consumed when it's activated. Your eyebrows, too. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:39, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

What if you don't have eyebrows to start with? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:41 2 September 2008

Hey! I do have eyebrows, it's just the rolls of fat hides them! - [10:43 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Good God, man! The eyebrows are critical! Without them you could have killed us all! Final exclamation! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:44, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

What if I draw them back on? Will that work. Oh noes I don't want to be responsible for the extinction of the world! *panics* *gets hysterical* *pokes out eye with black pencil he's holding* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:48 2 September 2008

Hey, modus, how come someone as sysop as you is talking to us lower class scum? - [10:46 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

He's not talking to you. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:49 2 September 2008

By "us" I meant "you". Obviously. - [10:51 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh I thought you meant you and Ed. Apologies. In answer to your modified question then, it's cos we're conspiritors in cyber terrorism. As you can read if you look there. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:54 2 September 2008

Hah! You've scared him away now, cause only coppers know about Ed! - [10:57 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

You scared him away. Thanks to you I can see myself becomming a bitter and twisted spinster. sucking sherry from a bottle in the middle of the day while sitting in my dressing gown masturbating as the grdener bends down. Thanks. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:59 2 September 2008

Did you notice that things with "cyber" in them aren't as good as the same things without? Cybersex, for example. Cybersushi, too. The internet sucks. Someone with eyebrows should destroy it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:01, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

You're absolutley right. I've never met anyone as inteligent witty and handsome as you. Let's get married. See Yettie I still got it. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:06 2 September 2008

I hear that Australians are the only people who have credible eyebrows. In the UK you have to have a permit to own anything, really...a gun, eyebrows, a slave. It sucks. - [11:08 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Erm Eybrows were outlawed in the 18th centuary. You can't own them even with a permit. They're property of the government. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:12 2 September 2008

Really? Damn shit. I thought they were brought back in 1896.7 in the 1896.7 Act of Eyebrows. - [11:14 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Here, in the country that I am from, we only have one eyebrow. Luckily we're good at sharing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:15, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Wow you mean like the sisters in greek legend have to share that eye, your whole country has to share one eyebrow? Is at least a mom-brow? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:17 2 September 2008

But as long as there's no more than 7 people in your country you can each have an eyebrow day. - [11:19 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

If only! I know a guy who knew a guy who had it once. It sounded awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:26, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Tell us about it, wise Modus!! - [11:31 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Um. I did. I know a guy who knew a guy who had it once. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:39, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Yay, modus made yettie look dumb. It doesn't sound like a compliment but is. Oh modus you're my hero! *swoons* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:41 2 September 2008

Modus was the one who dropped me when I was only a wee baby and therefore he's the one who actually made me dumb. - [11:48 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I said use less colons. Can't you read? Oh... Sorry. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:49 2 September 2008

Less? Oh, I'm sorry, I must have missed that. I'm sorry, Modus, sir, he's not normally like this. - [11:50 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yes I am! I'm always like this. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:52 2 September 2008

My work here is done! To the MOcave! Nah-nah nah-nah, nah-nah nah-nah. MOman! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:54, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Who was that masked stranger!? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:55 2 September 2008

He's sprinkled blood all over my beautiful buttocks. - [11:59 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Beutiful is a bit of an exageration, dear. Adequette may be a more apropriate term. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:01 2 September 2008

Well they shit and they eat, that's all they're meant to do, right? - [12:04 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yes but that doesn't make them beautiful. If you look under my matress. There is some real beauty there. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:05 2 September 2008

A Question

Thank you for your greeting. What please is the name of that song in the vid on your page with the cartoon woman/girl holding what appears to be a leek? I've never heard anything like it! Please tell. Thanks. SmokeyTheCat 14:59, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

I have honestly got no idea. Erm I'll see if I can did out the YouTube page link for you *Digs out link for Smokey* here In the discription it gives you directions to this site "to learn more about teh music". Like you I have never heard anything like it. It amuses me though. And as for teh welcome. You're welcome. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:07 2 September 2008

Shiny slimy witty sly scumbag, you. - [18:55 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

**--||$$!!AnnouncemenT!!$$||--**

Hello, Mr. so called "Orian". I've come to make an announcement. This is it! I've had enough. I don't need you, or your put downs and insults. I don't need your occasional style-related compliment and I don't need your supposed "important friends". I don't need your life style and I don't need your dog foor. I don't need YOU, Orian! But most importantly I don't need your surprising sex anymore! I'm catching the First Oriant Express out of here. I'm moving out. I'll be back tomorrow morning for by railcard, my mattress, fishnet tights and my colelction of whips.

I'm a new man, Orian!


I have a girlfriend!! - [18:55 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

So do I. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:06 2 September 2008

Bastard. Please let me move back in. - [21:08 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

No. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:11 2 September 2008

Are you make my shit there smaller? Are you trying to compensate for that fact that my cock is huge and yours is tiny? - [21:13 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Gay men have bigger penises than Staight "men". True fact. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:15 2 September 2008

By god! It's true! Damn it, why do you always have all the answers. I'm setting up a cordon around me and me userspace in case anyone ventures too near and catches Straight. - [21:20 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Actually you can't catch Straight. It catches you. Like Russian reversals but not. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:24 2 September 2008

My understanding is that gay men have more penises than straight men but not as many as lesbians obviously. SmokeyTheCat 23:28, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Actually you are mistaken. Gay men have one big highly functioning penis. Where as lesbians have lots of little ones. Straight men obviously buy theirs. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:20 3 September 2008

Review

So yeah, you know that whole thing a while back about not leaving your tag on reviews for too long? Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Blackface (reworking) Can you do the honours one way or the other please? Much obliged... --UU - natter 07:52, Sep 3

Fuck I completley forgot! Fuck. I'll see if I can do the review. I've got some time now actually. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:46 3 September 2008

The bastard's getting everyone. He got me, too! It's like those press gang things (not the modern ones). - [09:05 3 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I have a bigger dick than you. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:07 3 September 2008

Well, someone, I forget who, mentioned that there hasn't been much reviewing happening recently. So I thought I'd check it out. I'd blame whoever that was, myself. --UU - natter 09:12, Sep 3

Wow, the noticing, helpful soul who pointed that out. Wow, he really is a saint. - [09:18 3 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I want some of that blame too. I dunno what happened last month, I just couldn't find time or couldn't be bothered. I'm doing one now though and there's that familiar feeling of joy helping someone out "If only I was getting paid for this it might just be worth it" returning. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:20 3 September 2008

Yeh, I hate doing Pee Reviews...They're quite a bit of work, but I feel so satisfied and pleased with myself at the end of it. There's few things that compare with it. - [09:32 3 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh and Orian, your last archive doesn't exist. - [09:33 3 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Hey.

I thought I'd introduce myself to you. I've heard you're quite the cool guy. So yea - I'm the Dark Prince(it sounded waaay lot cooler back when I was 7). Also, I was starting a community for uncyclopedia on this social networking site orkut and was wondering if you were interested to join, or not. Figured it would attract more users, and hence more articles. Do tell me if you give a rat's ass. bye The Dark Prince 10:30, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

(He's me son, Orian, so he's allowed to sit on your sofa and raid your pie supplies) - [10:33 3 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Why would I give you a rats ass? That's not a pleasant thing to get: imagine it's your birthday and you're really exited only to open this little box (you suspect car keys) only to be greeted by a farting dead, detached arse. How about I give a blowjob instead? Also I guess. Give me a link to this site and I'll see what I can do.

Son Yttie? Geeze you and you're latest whore wasted no time. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:32 3 September 2008

Geeze you and you are latest whore wasted no time. Pardon? And shouldn't there be a comma after "Geeze" - which should really begin with a "J" because it comes from the word "Jesus". I would pronounce what you've written not as "jeese" but as geey-z. Also, you're not sucking my son off, he's only an innocent little child. - [11:38 3 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I said "give a blowjob" not "give him a blowjob" I meant like a coupon for when he's older. so there =P SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:47 3 September 2008

I'm not sure if I want my kid carrying around blowjob coupons. It might be considered lax parenting or some other shit. - [11:49 3 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

lol! Do I have a say in this matter at all? And yea, you'd be getting the link pretty soon - I'm working on it now. Nice pie, by the way. See ya. ~ Talk•heDarkPrin•contribs•e 15:30, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

What Pie? I meant to say this before but my pantry was invaded by a family of cockroaches (man they were busy: with three-thousand-five-hundred kids!) and so there's no pie. Or cerial. Hell they even ate teh rats! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:12 3 September 2008

AARRRGGGHHH - I wasn't supposed to eat cockroaches this week! Now you spoilt my lizards-only diet. ~ Talk•heDarkPrin•contribs•e• 15:42 • 4 Sep •

I do apologise, though you should at least look at what you're putting in your mouth. I do, but it's sometimes hard to see; Oh teh pains of a rent boy. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:54 4 September 2008

You can't expect me to keep constant watch on what's going into my mouth - what kind of a person do you think I am?(rhetorical question - please don't answer that) ~ Talk•heDarkPrin•contribs•e• 15:49 • 5 Sep •

The link to the community. [1] ~ Talk•heDarkPrin•contribs•e• 16:38 • 5 Sep •

Heeey-oh!

Note: If you're not a RHCP fan, forget the title

Um... I left a comment on your blog... It's a question... so... yeah. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:58, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

Er, You do realise the thing was a joke? Neither me nor Lyle -- who convincing as he may be, lacks Physical existance -- are dream experts. And if you were playing along with the joke then I'm sorry for the wait but I'm getting more and more busy right now. Er. Yeah. This is awkward. Like that thing Woody wrote. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:18 4 September 2008

but... then why did SysRq... wha?.../me cries -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:48, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

If I was your adopting mother I would say "it's okay" and then cuddle you. However, as your father I feel it is my duty to boom in a deep menacing voice "Stop, crying boy!! Crying is weakness, boy? Are you a weakling? I hope your willy is up to six inches for the inspection, boooy! I hope you know that it's tomorrow! Now get back to working in the boiling hot summer heat on the fields!". - [15:42 5 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I like ponies. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:12 5 September 2008

Yes...*sniffle... father... by the way, do I have a mom? Also, dad won't let me be around ponies cos he says they cause unnatural temptation. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:14, 6 September 2008 (UTC)

Of course you had a mum! She had big breasts and we had sex. Sex between a man and a woman, that's the stuff, my boy! - [08:54 6 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I thought you told me Orian was the mum. You lied to me, and for that, I'm going to go to your house, steal biscuits from your biscuit jar, and then go home. Sire Methamphetamine! 19:47, 6 September 2008 (UTC)

Ew. Get off my talk page. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:32 6 September 2008

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Important Mafia Business!

Dear Mafioso, Important Mafia Changes Have Taken Place!

Hello-a there, fellow killers and maimartists, this is your Don, here. I'd just-a like to tell you that we've had a little jumble up on the Family ladder of honour. The Russian "Digits" has been granted the special title of "Capo Bastone". "Dotnot" and "Grieve" have been made "Capo Bastone Delegato", and will be working closely with Digits as his assistants. A full list of their permissions can be found here. -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 18:31, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

Can I have a large coke with that pizza? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:24 7 September 2008

Only if you can fit in at least three more "clients" tonight. - [19:42 7 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Three all at once? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:46 7 September 2008

If you think that would be more efficient... - [20:58 7 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

If you don't mind bleeding from the arse for the next week it'll be fine. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:17 7 September 2008

I thought we'd talked about this?! You need to draw a clear line between clients and staff...in this case, between clients and bosses. - [21:34 7 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Seriously, Yettie. Get off the drugs. I was readings Meth head's page and I couldn't figure out what you meant there either. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:40 7 September 2008

It's not meth though. There's nothing dismantled or bacon on the floor. He hasn't dry-humped anyone. I'm to no help. Sire Methamphetamine! 23:56, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh right. Well this explains why my dog won't stop taking the TV apart, leaving bacon about the place and... not get off my leg. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:00 8 September 2008

Hmmm... cooked bacon... /me eats bacon good dog bacon. Bad dog. BAD YETTIE! YOU TOOK MY FUCKING METH AND BRUNG IT TO ORIAN'S DOG! By the way, start digging a grave for your dog. Sire Methamphetamine! 00:20, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

Pr0n Pl0x!

Sweetheart, honey, snuggembugger lips, could y'all just take a look at this and add, subtract, contribute to it as you feel it needs to be done? Mhaille seemed to like it, buts I'd like your opinion. Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:22, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

This really should have a new header and OH MY GOD!!! MY EYES!!! They sting, I don't want them anymore. Is thata real picture? Or some photoshop trickery? I shal now read teh article. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:35 9 September 2008

I take my hot chocolate with two marshmallows, please.

I hope you really meant hot chocolate and not something else that's hot and wet. XD Anywho, yeah the hetero lifestyle can be fun! People have been enjoying it for thousands of years! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:55, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh well I was sorta joking. Being satirical: I mean look at all the cool stuff we gays have! You breeders have vagina and children. It does kinda look that the gay community is more diverse than the straight masses. In all seriousness though "Gay Pride festivals" aren't really (or shouldn't be) "proud of being gay" It's actually more about being proud of who you are. Whatever it happens to be. Even straight. Oh and Hot chocolate with marshmellows cream and caramel all Starbucks style. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 01:03 10 September 2008

DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT! I can never tell when you're joking... not even starbucks will cheer me up now -_- ... (ooh, zoloft!) Also, I didn't want to argue over what's better, hetero or homo, i just thought i might understand homosexuality better. Also Also, does that mean I can to to a gay pride festival because i'm gay (in the old meaning of the word) of my pride of being straight? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:18, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Ok well I'll try and be more blatant when I'm joking. And neither is better; they're too different to be compared, really. And as for understanding Homosexuality better it depends on what you don't understand. The whys of peopel being gay are quite complex but the gist of it comes down to prenatal hormones (and means that is unalterable). And as for understanding the atraction of one guy to another (or, gross as it may seem, one girl to another) then that is the same as your atraction to girls. Also yeah everyoens welcome at pride (so far as I know, never been to one yet (I live too far away from Manchester) but I plan to go next year). And I have no idea what you mean by "zoloft". SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 01:29 10 September 2008

I see! Also, Zoloft is an anti-depressant. I'm sorta busy, so i can't explain any further, just re-read my comment with the definition of zolfot in mind -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:52, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Ah it makes sense now! I too am sorta busy (writing about 15 things at once) and a bit tierd but if you find time I have something on VFH and would aprecite your vote. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 01:55 10 September 2008

I'll fuck you up.

N/T.

Inebriated 06:56, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Can't say I know what "N/T" means but the first part sounds nice. when? where? for how long? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:29 11 September 2008

Collab!

Will be here!!! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:06, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

That's looking good! I'll see what I can do in a bit when I take time to wake up. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:35 11 September 2008

Hi again!

Hope you enjoyed your stint of being "the only gay in the village" :P —talk

By the Great Lord Harry's navel lint! Fag! Good to see you - just passing through, or stopping with us for a little while? --UU - natter 08:29, Sep 11

This time, I'm staying probably :P for the community, anyway, don't be expecting any high-quality articles from me, although my stuff on ?pedia's been good lately, but I'll be happy to help around the place. If you want anything done at any time feel free to ask me :P —talk

Pah "only gay"? This place is like Soho all of a sudden: There's my noob Tri3, he's gay (or bi at least) and there's Methamphetamine he's bi and we recently rumbled Heerenveen: his long standing relationship (with a girl) proves what we always suspected: [s]he's a dyke! But yeah with you back we have a full 3.5 gays now! We'll really be able to usurp the breeeders now. Down with the facist heterosexual orthodoxy and all that. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:01 11 September 2008

Breeders, you say? /me sings "Spitting in a wishing well, Blown to hell crash, I'm the last splash, I know you little libertine, I know you're a real coocoo. Want you coocoo cannonball. Want you coocoo cannonball. In the shade, in the shade". Yeah, go Kim Deal! --UU - natter 10:14, Sep 11

...Very little of that made any sense to me, U.U. Whose Kim Deal and what are you talking about Coocoo's for? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:18 11 September 2008

The Breeders young man. Being a Pirate of Men's Pants is no excuse for such shocking gaps in your late 80s/early 90s alternative music knowledge! How dare you not know every single song I know and refer to? --UU - natter 10:35, Sep 11

Maybe my being gay is no excuse, but the fact I was only born in 1990 might be. Doesn't that make you feel old, Grandad??? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:40 11 September 2008

Nope. --UU - natter 10:43, Sep 11

Oh erm. Ok. Way to kill a conversation, U.U.. I expected you to have a witty comeback about not trusting someone who doesn't remember Thudercats or to cry or something. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:46 11 September 2008

Was going to try to think of one, but to be honest, work stresses and wedding stresses are combining to rob me of wit, joie de vivre and good old-fashioned bounce. Fuck it. Mind you, I don't remember Thundercats. I was so much more into MASK. Besides, you've had 18 years to catch up on good music, and it's not like there's been anything decent released in the last 8 years to distract you... And I still don't feel old. I will remain young and invincible until the day I die, leaving a good-looking corpse... Man, I need to get out of this office, I'm tense and rambling. --UU - natter 10:50, Sep 11

Music isn't really something I'm very passionate about I either like the tune and lyrics or I don't. Beyond that I see nothing to get worked up about. MASK? Is that the thing they based The Mask on, the movie with Jim Carey? I remember something like it called Freekazoid, which was either a spin-off or a rip-off. Wait we are talking about cartoons to clarify, or are there bands called Thundercats and MASK? Young and invincible untill the day you die, eh? You'll have an attractive corpse, will you? I suppose that means you died about 15 years ago then? Tense and rambly I have no problems with. Oh and when is the wedding now? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:10 11 September 2008

MASK. Do your research! :p Getting married on Sun. And if I can manage to keep looking good to the missus while, based on this admittedly limited evidence, looking repellent to uphill gardeners, that will be enough for me ;-) --UU - natter 11:17, Sep 11

The hell with that, I say Samurai Cats beats MASK every day! ~ 11:25, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Research takes time. I'm only just now doing some research into my latest article, which is doing great on VFH incidentally (hows that for whoreing skills, eh?). And why are their so many euphamisms for queer? Theres only a couple for Heteros, I'lll need to invent some.

And Mordillo, as nice as it to see you around here, I have no idea what a samuri cat is. That must be really old. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:36 11 September 2008

It's doing better than my article, which I'm not linking to due to my non-whoring vow (not actually a vow). That reminds me, I haven't voted for stuff today. Hope there's something worth a chuckle on VFH, I really needed one. --UU - natter 11:42, Sep 11

It's doing better than anything else I've ever seen! 283% health!!! And I'm just going to read your one, no doubt hillarious. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:47 11 September 2008

Well, yours gave me the laugh I needed this afternoon, so many thanks for that. And now, back to the original point of this section: Hi Fag! (Bet you missed all of this off-topic banter, eh! It's not like they go further off-topic quicker at ?pedia or anything...) --UU - natter 13:37, Sep 11

Yours was hillarious! And once again, Greetings. Also thanks, both of you, for teh vote! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:48 11 September 2008

Comments

Your concern over the Buddhist zealot isn't really helping, I would be personaly greatful if the fun stopped with this - this guy isn't going to change and your comments will only inflame further anger from him, which I'd rather avoid as whats goi9ng on now is largely baiting and unpleasent activity on out part. Thanks:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:07, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, sorry. You're right. Ignore him eventually he'll stop. His accent is pretty cute though. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:09 11 September 2008

ahem. ~ 12:11, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Hey mordillo twice in one day! I could get used to this. and why are you srawing attention to your similarly irked comments? Do you want sycamore to punish you too? He is rather masterful... *swoons* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:17 11 September 2008

Nothing like a masterful Scot in a kilt to make my day. ~ 12:18, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

I have a kilt! Yay me. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:20 11 September 2008

I'm sorry if I sounded a bit off there - I had hoped the whole case with that guy was closed:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:46, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

You didn't really, like I said you're right. Maybe he wont know what to do now with the giant rape message on your page. =) SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:57 11 September 2008

Idea for collab...

I draw blank. Help with idea. Telegram expensive. FIller words 55p. STOP. Sire Methamphetamine! 15:12, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Here's my ideas page, see if something takes your interest. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:45 13 September 2008

I just have a small part of an idea of something having to do with gay marriage (or, as the PC bastards call it, "Joined Union"). We'll keep filling the idea until it's ready to be an article. Sire Methamphetamine! 17:23, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

That was my first descent attempt at something: Gay Marriage. Although A typical gay wedding was an idea I had last night when I was at a straight wedding. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:25 13 September 2008

Okay, then. Make it an UnBook? A regular Uncyc article? Sire Methamphetamine! 17:35, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

UnBook, I find them easier to write. though now we need a plot and characters and shit. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:15 13 September 2008

A typical gay wedding... with 2 men getting married... and about 20 people there... We need names... Phucck Amerika Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! 18:18, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Yeah actually like I mentioned on Tri's talk page I'm no longer sure how good that concept is. There's a couple of my ideas that I think have some merit: HowTo:Get Yourself Touched-Up in an Airport is one I'd like to try. About a guy that's desperate for human contact. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 01:31 14 September 2008

Should he die later? Sire Methamphetamine! 14:10, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

No I think it should end with him finally being strip searched after trying everything else. Maybe something like that. Why bother killing him? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:02 14 September 2008

Thanks for using your own talkpage. Sgar Tri3~Talk 17:49 14 September 2008 17:49, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

Erm. No problem? Don't you liek visitors or something? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:09 14 September 2008

Gardening Pee Review

Thanks for the frankness! Will get to work fixing it. BlackHarrier32 15:41, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

You're very welcome! Glad it's apreciated. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:50 13 September 2008

*sob sob sob*

• sniffle* Methy hates me! *sob sob sob* *cry cry cry* -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:25, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

What are you, soft? Dmitedly I think he did take you to seriously but I'd rather not take sides. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:29 14 September 2008

Alrighty, then :D -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:31, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

Collab w/ Cajek?

Orian, left a note here. If you wanna join in, funnyman, write some ideas on the talk page of the article I'm too lazy to link to.   Le Cejak • <23:29, 14 Sep 2008>

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Please...

...surrender all penises at customs. Thank you. Hello, I've come to start a long and rambling conversation on your page, as revenge for this unsightly shit. When I have finished with you and zipped up I'll move onto RT and finally Meth. This is going to be one long, hard, very ungentle, unlubricated revenge. - [16:56 19 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Just the way I like it! Also could you have a look here and here and tell me if either of those are worth finishing, or how to improve them. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:15 19 September 2008

You really shouldn't value my opinion that much, it's all sloppy and made of elephant dung and stuff. But yeah, I'll have a little look-see. - [17:25 19 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

If you really want to get revenge on Orian, redirect Last Person to Edit Wins to here. That'll be fun! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:18, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

I resubmitted!

Ahoy me hearty! After your *cough* constructive criticism ;-) of the Gardening article, I gave it an epic rewrite and resubmitted it to Pee. Any chance you could do me a favour and review it? It's been languishing there for almost a week...

Oh, and Happy ITLAPD!!! Yarr!!! BlackHarrier32 MUN 20:11, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Err...

Not sure that's what you intended. Just sayin'. Also, hi. —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 22/09 18:14

no me neither. I used his button thing. I too will damn fancy talk pages. and hi, where you been? not that i've been here much either. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:16 22 September 2008

I have been off doing stuff in the real world. Also, I ran out of ideas, basically. Place seems pretty dead now *prods Wikia*. —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 22/09 18:22

I've got no good ideas. And I'll have you know I'm getting a job, where i will sleep with the boss to get promotions and pay rises and platinum bling and shit. It's not demeaning. / Oiran prods wikia with his big meaty stick. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:26 22 September 2008

Gasp! Orian haz job? What do you do with this so-called "job"? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:16, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

Go there, do shit, get money, and go home. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (23:23 09-22-2008)

... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:54, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

!!! Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:03 09-23-2008)

??? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:13, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

I don't have one yet. But I've seriously considered applying for one and that's further than I've ever gone before. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:10 23 September 2008

Hooray for impending employment! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:19, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

Blowjob!

/me kneels down Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:47 09-23-2008)

WHAT THE FUCK YA DA'IN'!?!? Stand up! /me kneels down SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:11 23 September 2008

/me cuts everyone's legs in half at the knee. - [15:39 23 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Me gnaws off Yettie's penis. And it was small to begin with. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:40 23 September 2008

Slut!!

Ridicule Yettie, the poor worthless bastard. - [17:32 23 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

/doesn't look up from romance novel You embarras yourself enough, dear. You need no help from me. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 07:49 24 September 2008

Yay! - [15:28 24 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Look whats all the cool people are getting...

YettieAwesome [09:44 28 Sep] (talk - sign) Slut! Blowjob! Could there be anything more cool and time wastefully? Could there?

Probably. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:58 28 September 2008

Regret Tenenbaum - "": TALK - 18:10, 28 September 2008 (UTC) hey, Yettie! you got one too? Cool! Where's yours Orian? Hmm? HMM!? BLARG!?

They look like waaaaay too much hassle. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:27 28 September 2008

Regret Tenenbaum - "": TALK - 23:06, 28 September 2008 (UTC) Yeah, but they look cool.

One mans cool is anothers obtrusive eye-sore. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:46 28 September 2008

sorry. I'll stop now -_- -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:49, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

I think I might archive actually. Get rid of this ugly mess and seen as how Yettie aint about. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:14 29 September 2008

I see... /prepares to pounce -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:20, 29 September 2008 (UTC)