Forum:Ask Happytimes

Well Bonner is obviously to drunk to do what some dude on Facebook told him he should do. So ask me anything!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  22 May 2010 ~ 23:49 (UTC)

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How does it feel to be so derivative? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:09, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Better than feeling cold and alone like in a barren, uncaring dark world filled with endless days of disdain and disparate thoughts. (How does it feel to be a jerk, jerk?)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  28 May 2010 ~ 08:03 (UTC)

I feel kinda horny, will you anally fuck me into next week with your hard, throbbing cock? —Pelozurian (talk) 07:43, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

Yes. (But I have to get it back from the shop first, I added another 300psi to the throbulator!)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  28 May 2010 ~ 08:03 (UTC)

Is it true that mangoes ... what was the rest of the sentence again? -- Style  Guide 10:50, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

"They shoot mangoes, don't they?" Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:06, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

It is true that in some pacific-rim countries they do freely shoot mangoes, however due to the WTO's trading agreements in the late 90's all non-domesticated mango mangling is prohibited without permit outside of regulated native preserves. (Your mom shooting mangoes across the room is different, and will not be discussed at this time.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  28 May 2010 ~ 08:03 (UTC)

How do you spell antidisestablishmentarianism? Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 20:59, May 25 2010 UTC

With many vowels and consonants. (Avoid using Z's and X's.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  28 May 2010 ~ 08:03 (UTC)

Will you please get people to ask me anything? Really, any question. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 23:01, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

WTF yo?!? Not until I bore of this and bugger off somewheres. (Damnit! a precedent has been set with me starting this after Bonner bonered off. Gosh!)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  28 May 2010 ~ 08:03 (UTC)

I am so disappointed in you.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  09 Jun 2010 ~ 05:03 (UTC)

wan 2 cyber? sexygurl21 05:06, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Yes! Wide Area Networking in a cyberian-styled society has reached the second generation of Internet users more completely than fist anticipated. Long gone are the days of simple textual-based "chat" using nothing more than a simple ROTFLMAO to convey excessive hilarity. Now users simple Face/Space a Youtube video showing a horse, a horse that's amazing, to implicitly grandeurize humor to new proportions not seen since last week four moths ago! (What are you wearing? Fashion is now set by minute-to-minute standards as well!!!)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  09 Jun 2010 ~ 06:04 (UTC)

How did u get so awsum ~ Readmesoon 05:18, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Additional chemical spill. (It's a plus really. As long as you factor out the minuses. (They can really divide your times if you don't.))  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  09 Jun 2010 ~ 06:04 (UTC)

Will I ever find love? Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 06:20, Jun 9 2010 UTC

Yes! (But only if you continue to check dumpsters and other assorted rubbish bins.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  10 Jun 2010 ~ 02:32 (UTC)

Would you consider increasing the sizes of your responses and including this into the new look UnSignpost as an agony aunt type of column? I'm thinking a direct reader/columnist section completely unrelated to anything topical would work well in this now. And would you be happy to expand some of your earlier responses to be able to make them usable as part of this? Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 02:56, Jun 10 2010 UTC

Why certainly! Columnizing the random has been a pastime of mine in the past. Give me a wordcount to hit and I'll break out the ol' Microsoft Word and fill out a paragraph(s) or two. *(But only if someone can answer the following question in return: "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?")  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  10 Jun 2010 ~ 05:38 (UTC)

This is the best answer I could find. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 06:35, Jun 10 2010 UTC

Ha!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 02:38 (UTC)

What is this i dont even <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 03:37, June 12, 2010 (UTC)

Oh Neox!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 03:56 (UTC)

Who dares use my name? I'm looking at you, Neox. I has question, happytimes. Do you like Ozymandias? –   01:28, 17 June 2010

Do I like Ozymandias? YES I abso-frickin-lutely LOVE it when Ozzy takes the stage and the crowd goes all "Rawrawwwwwww-awrawwwwwww!!! and the music goes Bwawwmaaa!!! and I'm all like Whoooohooooo!!! That Ozzy is the King of Kings for sure! His immortal works will never die!!! I don't care how uppity or mighty you might be his legacy will live on and all you posers can despair!!! (I never knew he called the stage a "man-dais" before though. Although it does make perfect sense 'cause he is the man!!!)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19 Jun 2010 ~ 00:24 (UTC)

Have you bought a shirt, yet? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:54, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

The short answer is: no. My computer has Malware on it & I don't trust using my credit cards on teh interwebs at this time. I don't know if you know this knowing or not but sometimes people can capture your CC info and use it to buy porn. My family knows this cause it's happened to me thousands of times. (I tried to be cheap and make my own but everyone just points and laughs at my "Featurd" shirt.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  23 Jun 2010 ~ 01:18 (UTC)

Why do you have a dancing condom in your sig? —Pelozurian (talk) 07:38, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

1. So to be honest I had a really long and clever response that brought both talk-page references and superhero lore into the^{exasperated at Paizuri} answer which made it clear that this little guy () is in fact a non-yellow dancing banana. I then accidentally closed the window and lost it all. *damnit* (It's become clear that this loss has prevented me from answering more questions so now this lame explanation has taken its place, *fuckme* so that I may once again continue to awe and inspire those with my wit and wonder -- or some shit like that. *sorry*)
2. The real question is, why don't you? (Pppppthpttt!!!!)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  14 Jul 2010 ~ 05:10 (UTC)

Who is better; HELPME or PuppyOnTheRadio.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:05, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

PuppyOnTheRadio of course. He can keep going longer than you could imagine.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  1 July 2010 ~ 06:12 (UTC)

I see wat u did thar... Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 06:18, July 1 2010 UTC

Guys! Knock it off! I am patiently awaiting Happytimes response to my question about his dancing green banana "condom" and you're all interfering with his concentration! —Pelozurian (talk) 01 Jul 2010 ~ 06:36 (UTC)

Do you like green eggs and ham--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 15:21, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Why haven't you answered my other question yet? —Pelozurian (talk) 06:37, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Largely because you already knew I had a banana for my user-interface-mascot-icon-thingy. (And that other thing. )

What is this blue thing growing out of my anus? Would you like a cookie, sir? 15:08,11July,2010

Ah... finally got your test results back. It's not a growth, but in fact a smurf with lockjaw biting your ass. We can easily remove him with surgery, or by simply tickling his tiny feet. (Also, the hamster should simply drop out in a couple of days after this blockage is removed; nothing to worry about there either.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jul 2010 ~ 18:40 (UTC)

Can you join the Goa Tse Clan and help me write articles? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 12:08, July 13, 2010 (UTC)

Yes. (The real question is: Will I?)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  30 Jul 2010 ~ 04:24 (UTC)