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About me[edit]

Hi guys. I actually was a user 'back in the day' but forgot all my information. My name is Kat, I am a chick (I am a paradox, considering there are no girls on the internet). I love video games, I love making people mad, and I love reading Uncyclopedia. It's much better than that Encyclopedia Dramatica place. Uncyclopedia is actually FUNNY. Anyways, I'm 20 years old, in college working on my criminal justice degree with hopes of being a forensic anthropologist in the future. Got a question? my talk page is OPEN. ^_^

Moar About me[edit]

I am: A sarcastic, misanthropic, curmudgeonly genius who writes fiction in her spare time. I also roleplay, and have a girlfriend (I'm bisexual). So beware!

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