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Hello Uncyclopedia Community. How are you? Good, good to hear that. Right what with the YTTE running into various cute little bots (including, but not limited to, Fnoodle and THEDUDEBOT) more and more, YTTE has decided that he would quite like a cute sex-slave bot of his own. However, YTTE would now like to know if this is all right with Uncyclopedia Community? YTTE's bot, which will have a suitably awesome name, I'm sure, will be a pretty basic bot (since YTTE is not particularly adept at the coding needed to make complicated bots). YTTE would probably only use this bot for sex, reverting any vandalism to YTTE's userspace (i.e. blanking or replacing the whole page with one or two sentences - but only when it's not YTTE making the change - if that's possible), for all-user whoring for alerting YTTE when certain events (or random stuff on Uncyclopedia) happen and for other menial tasks within YTTE's userspace. How does this sound to you, Uncyclopedia Community? - [12:45 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

tl;dr. Pie? -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:19, 29 May

Depends what kind of tasks, and what you're planning on doing in your userspace that needs a bot to do it. There's no point in using a bot for single edits like reverting one page, especially as someone's always going to revert it anyway. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 18:44, 29 May 2008

Can the bot be called Roy? -- remarkable Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 19:27, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Roy would be a sweet name. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:32, May 29

The HerrDoktor has a bot of that nature, already, for reversionating the vandalitism so common among the common folk, who commonly do such things on a community wiki such as ours, commonly. It's not much for sex, though. On the plus side, it does kill all humans. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:53, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

I was thinking of using the bot for things which I'm sure everyone will support, for example whoring any stuff of mine far an wide, putting "YTTE rules" templates on everyone's talk pages, for bumping my forum topics, for bribing with sex and more stuff. You're okay with this, obviously? I jest, I jest, what's actually going to be used for - SCRAP THIS, actually. I've got a few other things I want to be doing before I get round to bot-en-ating. So I guess you can just ignore this topic from now on, unless some clever person can think of a witty and amusing way of hijacking this topic... - [16:32 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

...and like magic, we moved on to another subject entirely...

"I'm so magical, that I can sit on a rainbow! A god-damned, friggin' rainbow!" Doug Henning

How did I know it would be Modus, with his little Operandi, that would be the person to change subject? - [16:45 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Because I'm always here. I find that being here helps me to not focus on my job. I'm always there, too. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:56, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

Hence the name? Or am I reading into your name a bit too much? - [17:18 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Read whatever you want into my name, just stop undressing me with your eyes. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:23, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh beg a ya pardon sir, but since my muvver died, I've 'ad to sup'ort me family, see? And the cheapest way of getting food is by mentally eating peoples, sir. So I was only undressing you, see, so as I could get to your fleshiest bits, sirree. - [17:27 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

I'm all fleshy bits. They poke out all over. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:41, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

Mmm...sounds delicious. - [17:46 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Sounds erotic...-- remarkable Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 18:45, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

Hey, back off, this is a FRIDAY and this is my meal! - [18:48 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

You're both right. Now get away from my window. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:49, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

What if I don't want to, huh? Please don't call the cops - [18:51 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

What if I'm actually in your room sneaking up behind you trying to touch your ass? What then? What's your "modus operandi" then? Should that be modus operandum? -- remarkable Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 18:58, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

Trying to sneak up behind me? - [19:03 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Those crazy bastards!

They moved the island! -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:57, 31 May

I have no idea what that means, so I'm going to assume that it refers to a lyric from the rapping music that you kids these days enjoy on the radio. If my guess is correct, it's by Puff Doody. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:22, 31 May 2008 (UTC)