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Great job on the articles

I like the writing - good work! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:15, 24 September 2022 (UTC)

Thank you, I appreciate it! Have a good one! Sodapoppers (talk) 03:00, 24 September 2022 (UTC)

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Well done on Jimmy Blackman

Hilarious shit. Been a while since we've had 10 votes on articles. ShabiDOO 18:43, 24 November 2022 (UTC)

Thank you very much! Hopefully I can be in the Hall of Shame soon. I'm working on an article currently and I've completed another Jimmy article, but I'm not sure if its up to the expectations and hilarity of the Jimmys. (EDIT) I would also love to see if one of the articles could get featured on Top 10, I'm not sure how the voting or nominations work for it but I'm glad people like my articles. Sodapoppers (talk) 18:51, 24 November 2022 (UTC)

Jimmy Parmesean

Hey Sodapopper, this article defintiely has some amazing potential, but I think it could use a few stylistic changes. Are you up for some feedback or if I make some edits? ShabiDOO 00:09, 28 November 2022 (UTC)

Feel free to edit the article and provide feedback. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 00:28, 28 November 2022 (UTC)

I failed the cheese bandit nom as its only one vote and I think it still needs work. Would be happy to keep editing it with you if you like ShabiDOO 13:09, 17 December 2022 (UTC)

Sure, I'm planning on working and fixing on some of my articles so go ahead. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED!

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PF4Eva starts to think that ARandomPage isn't a real person

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Over on the Uncyclopedia Discord, PF4Eva commonly makes references to stuff that ARandomPage doesn't know about. This causes ARandomPage to get confused, which thus confuses PF4 over how Page doesn't seem to know anything about the sort of stuff he's referencing, once saying that "he's probably the only person outside of my family who's this oblivious" and that he's "half-expecting him to ask us what the sun is". Kippy then remarked that Page ruins comedic flow worse than PF4 (PF4 ruins comedic flow by following a joke up with a worse joke or pop culture reference, Page ruins comedic flow by taking things seriously and making Kippy spend several minutes explaining it and trying to salvage the joke's comedic potential). This confusion from Page happens in many other situations as well, causing "AwhRyan" (who doesn't have an account here but is on the Uncyc Discord) to think that his cluelessness is an act. Spoiler alert: My confusion and cluelessness is (usually) not an act.------------

Zombiebaron wants to propose the creation of an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee next month By You probably know who the only person making UnSignposts is by now
Just under a week ago, Zombiebaron, the baron of zombies, said in the Uncyclopedia Discord that he plans to propose an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee in next month's VFS vote. ARandomPage commented that he felt like Uncyclopedia is too small to make such a thing a good idea, as well that it would probably just be more useless bureaucracy. Zombiebaron then said that Uncyclopedia, being a Wikipedia parody, should parody useless bureaucracy as well, which... fair enough, I suppose. Page then questioned if an UnArbCom would even help anything, and Kippy said that UnArbCom's parody name should be the "Arbitrary Committee", which is a name ARandomPage found quite funny (and descriptive). Page then expressed fear over how important ArbCom decisions could be, which was quickly removed when Page actually read about what an ArbCom usually does.

Biopic I have no idea how to write biopics. I also don't know why we have them in the first place.

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ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 15:18, 19 March 2023 (UTC)

Under investigation https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Reid9999

Why am I under invesigation? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Reid9999 (talk • contribs)

Well I am not exactly sure, it looks like Executive put the template on your page. Leave a message on his talk page and ask him. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 18:43, 15 June 2023 (UTC)

Thanks for the welcome!

Thanks for welcoming me to the site! Scallop eater (talk) 09:04, 6 July 2023 (UTC)

Glad you have you on board at Uncyclopedia. Welcome to hell. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 09:05, 6 July 2023 (UTC)

Love the Welcome thing and...

...need help with the Unnews article: Unnews:Hell Discovered in Canada. My device placed a Unnews title one time too many in Unnews, and the content as well. Aliens are in love with me (talk) 09:12, 6 July 2023 (UTC)

Well, from taking a look at the article you made, you were reformatting it I assume. You don't need to create a separate article for making things look neat. You can edit the actual page for the edit you would like to make, as long as it improves the article. I'll fix it for you, good job on making the article more neat! Good work! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 09:19, 6 July 2023 (UTC)

Thanks. It started to smell funny.🥰🥰😘🥰🥰 Aliens are in love with me (talk) 13:49, 6 July 2023 (UTC)

Um ...

Why? --Brogo13 (talk) 02:25, 8 July 2023 (UTC)

Maybe use English instead of Brogo L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:22, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

New Unnews article....

....Bigfoot Discovers POOPF, a cleaner the can remove really vile smells Aliens are in love with me (talk) 09:26, 8 July 2023 (UTC)

Bad mF,

Starrted a (hopefully) long tradition. Bad MF, you made BarFightClassic, and the images were good. Can you do the same for Presidential Football Classic? BeAnsman1 (talk) 19:26, 9 November 2023 (UTC)

I just found random images online (except the beaten up abe), but I've had plans to make the Presidential Football Classic but I've been kinda busy recently. I plan to write some articles soon though. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:16, 9 November 2023 (UTC)

LOL SO I BEAT YOU TO IT

LOLLLLOLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOO BeAnsman1 (talk) 17:53, 10 November 2023 (UTC)

I am not sure

Why you are reverting to a much older version of the article, which was in place before the vote and which substantially removes major contributions by one of the collaborators in your article. The article is now very different from what was voted for and has scrubbed most of my contributions. You might have at least chatted about that with me on my page? You originated the article, so you can do what you like with it I guess, but I certainly would never have done something like that myself. ShabiDOO 00:52, 30 November 2023 (UTC)

You ever been so tired at night browsing the web you think anything you do is a good idea? Yeah, that's what happened to me. My bad. I reverted it after I realized what I did. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 03:47, 30 November 2023 (UTC)

Hi lol

U DA BEST Hi lol (Talk|Edits) 01:39, 17 December 2023 (UTC)

Btw merry Christmas 🎄 🎁 Hi lol (Talk|Edits) 01:41, 17 December 2023 (UTC)

Congratulations, you won WotY for 2023

With Sophia's blessing, it is my honor to congratulate you on winning Writer of the Year! I used to make a halfassed award by editing a screenshot on my iPhone, but since each iOS update makes things worse and worse, that's no longer possible. Anyway, @PF4Eva: could you please create the award/template? And again, congrats!! MrX blow me 20:45, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

Hell yeah, brother! I would like to take a moment to say thanks to Jimmy Blackman for always believing in me. Also a big thanks to this awesome little community we have here. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:59, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

Thanks for being a part of it! MrX blow me 21:09, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

Shaft plaque. Can you dig it?

You're damn right. We can dig it. Now shut your mouth. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:13, 25 March 2024 (UTC)

PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 20:06, 25 March 2024 (UTC)

Welcome to the admin team!

Congratulations! You won the VFS, and as such you are now allowed to carry powerful weapons. Please use them carefully, and make sure to not accidentally hit yourself with them on the way out. 23:44, 30 April 2024 (UTC)

Thanks! This community means a lot to me. Which is why I'm using all of my power for evil. Suckers! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 00:16, 1 May 2024 (UTC)

Good luck

Just saw your update on your user page. Good luck with training and thanks for your service! MrX blow me 16:14, 11 June 2024 (UTC)

Thank you very much! Keep it real over here! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 16:30, 11 June 2024 (UTC)

I wish you good luck too! 22:19, 11 June 2024 (UTC)

JimmyBones24 message

I have started to contribute again to Uncyclopedia, but under a new name as I cannot remember the original one and my password. Previous articles I had written were GB NEWS, PUB BORES and BANNING CHRISTMAS. Since Saturday I have contributed a new entry TALK TV. I have received guidence to contact an active admin as it might be thought I was previously banned here, and my present entry removed. I hope this is alright. --JimmyBone24 (talk) 17:13, 8 July 2024 (UTC)

Oh no

Its a bad motherfucker. I dunno, I was hoping to say something funny here but my brain is drawing a blank. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:52, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: what's the point in talking to them, then? DaniPine3 (talk) 15:53, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Dunno, saw them in rc and wanted to say hi. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:57, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker

Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 17:53, 14 October 2024 (UTC)