User:Scallop eater

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WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME! WELCOME WELCOME!
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This user is an Uncyclopedia Marshal.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
1 year, 5 months and 6 days.
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This user's real age is:
18 years, 4 months and 9 days.
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This user's timezone is UTC+6 (CST). Their time is currently 10:01. (Purge)
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This user does not understand English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user is a
Trump supporter
& is working on their
messy hairdo! USA! USA!
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This user respects
and admires the
fine art of trolling.
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笨蛋
这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么.
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やらないか
この利用者は水鉄砲で後ろの穴の強姦をするのが大好きです。……君はその……したいの?何で未だ逃げないの?馬鹿!
やらないか
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This user is a serial killer , and they are standing right behind you!!
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Fenris was here.
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THIS IS IT! here it is

hilolo welcome to mine comfortable home
THIS is mine userpageGO GET EM SPACE COWBOY!!
YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAW
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY PAGE YOU BLASTED MONGREL
DONT TRUST THE GOVERNMENT
!!!! |THEY'RE TRYING TO OUTLAW NINE PAYMENT OIL
!GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!
how yo doin today boss? SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE IMMINENT1
DUDE LOOK A STRIPED BOX! isn't that neat? 43d Robotnik1.jpg

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