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Article: UnNews:A dingo ate my baby	Score: 6 scapedingos
Nominated by:	👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻18:39 11 18 '25 16:23, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
For: 6	First venture into UnNews, and it's strayed away from the "profanity-filled-ends-in-death" to an actually good UnNews. Still ends in a twist, but it ties in to the rest of the article. 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻18:39 11 18 '25 16:23, 29 October 2025 (UTC)  Crikey Blimey Charlie! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:52, 30 October 2025 (UTC)  yeah. here's my opinion i said i was gonna make yesterday 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 23:42, 30 October 2025 (UTC) 4 Four! 12:33, 2 November 2025 (UTC)  For. Sovieт☭ 00:35, 3 November 2025 (UTC) A little short and could have used an extra dimension or concept above just a trashy Aussie narrating this, but defo featurable. ShabiDOO 01:14, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
Against: 0	Against slightly. This article is a bit too short. Not even reading this out loud with a heavily British accent as British music plays in the background could invoke laughter in me. A lil' glance into Category:FA UnNews can really tell you how to write a featured UnNews though. Longer than this, and plays with the subject. (Plus, UnNews generally mock the real news.) But maybe my humour has been screwed up a bit! I did chuckle at the Aussie accent you made though, so that's why this is a half-against. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 16:37, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
Comments	Why the hell did you read it in a British accent? 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻18:39 11 18 '25 16:44, 29 October 2025 (UTC) British = funny. it worked with Hamsters, it worked with HowTo:Burn Your Friends House Down, so why not here? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 16:47, 29 October 2025 (UTC) I'll take a look and get it longer in a bit. 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻18:39 11 18 '25 16:48, 29 October 2025 (UTC) @Gergdown: I imagine this as being an interview with the dingo-eaten-baby lady, so do imagine it like that 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻18:39 11 18 '25 16:57, 29 October 2025 (UTC) and i am also making it more like an interview as we speak 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻18:39 11 18 '25 17:01, 29 October 2025 (UTC) @Gergdown: how about it now? 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻18:39 11 18 '25 18:00, 29 October 2025 (UTC) Neutral. i'll make my stance in a bit, eh? i'm teetering towards being neutral or a slight for. you did improve it though, i'll give you that! 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 18:08, 29 October 2025 (UTC)  Neutral.Didn't make me cringe, didn't make me chortle --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 17:41, 30 October 2025 (UTC)

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