Please don't delete this page

Not deleting this page is the national sport of England. Also, cocks.

“This page is redeemable, if for no other reason then because Oscar Wilde hasn't gotten his hands on it yet.”

~ Noel Coward on this page

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Please don't delete this page! This is my first time writing an article and it's not fair if you delete my hard work! I just want to write something funny and I know a lot about lulz so please don't delete my good jokes! Can't you just leave this page alone? It's not hurting you, you big meanie! DDDDDX Oh noes! You can't take this from meeeeeee!

I worked so hard on it!

Little Carl was never the same after the gingivitis.

This page is very useful to me because I put all my hard work into it! You can't delete this page! That would be like deleting a part of me! This page represents who I am! See all the work I did? I drew my own images and everything, except for the ones I stole.

I may not have done any research on the subject, but I really really wanted to!

Also, I put this stuff here so I could save it on the internet permanently and see it whenever I need it. I don't have another copy and if you delete this it will be gone forevar!!! This is my magnum opus and if you delete it, it would be like burning all the copies the great gaysby in the world or shutting down encyclopedia dramatica because the world will have lost a great work of literature! I'm a good righter!

I used all the good jokes!

I draw my influences from some of the best articles on Uncyclopedia! You know how AAAAAAAAA! is hilarious, right? Well check this out! I'm going to fill my page with BBBBBBBBB! If it was funny the first time, it's got to B funny the second time!

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JESUS CHRIST

IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!

Oh, hooray! Chuck Norris saved us with a roundhouse kick! And then George Bush came and didn't care about us and we said he was stupid.

Come on, how could you not love this stuff?!

They loved it at ED!

They loved this page sooooo much when I did one like it at Encyclopedia Dramatica! They said it was full of win and only butthurt aspies and fags who complain for at least 100 years wouldn't like it. You think it's funny too, right? You wouldn't delete it because you're not a butthurt pedo gayfag, are you?

My friend Tommy liked it too

Oh, I have to tell you about my friend Tommy. He's, like, the gayest kid I know! He once hit on me. It was so gay. He was like, "Hey bro, I have this weird bump on my weener. I need you to check it out and tell me what it is." It was so obvious that he was hitting on me and we lolled so hard about it later. There's this French chick who has a crush on him and it's kind of sad because she's never gonna get lucky with him. Haha what a fag

I'm not hurting anyone!

Come on guys PLEEEEEEEEEASE

What others have to say about not deleting this page

I think iz grate and ne1 who wants to delete this or smth should go to the doctor and get a gay pill cuz there gay --definitely NOT the author 04:23, 27 March 2008 (UTC) PS. Chuk Norris rulz!!!

Such brilliance! Rarely have I seen such a phenomenal example of how to structure an article! The images complement the text perfectly to drive the point home with full force. The author of this piece truly has a "perfect pitch" for humor. I declare that anyone who actually has half a mind to delete this page (they would indeed need to have half a mind) may want to visit their family doctor and get their head examined, for they are quite possibly homosexual. --Still Not the Author 04:28, 27 March 2008 (UTC) PS. I too am quite fond of this Norris chap.

It's funny, but you need more text and more begging to get your point across. Humor alone can't save you here. Perhaps when they see how sincerely you beg for the life of this article, their hearts will be moved. Like mine was. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by the author (talk • contribs)