User talk:Cassie/archive13
If DPL fucks up, please this page.
Please
Edit User:Lost Labyrinth/autowelcome.js so that, instead of showing {{IPjoin}}, it shows {{welcome-anon}}. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 00:46, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Psst I created that template ;). One thing I did pre-sanctions. That's why it kinda sounds like me whenever it's put on. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:11, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Done, let's hope I didn't break shit.... Cassandra (talk) 01:59am March 22, 2021
- On that note, please edit {{welcome-anon}} to change "special privileges(such as editing semi protected pages)" to "special privileges (such as editing semi-protected pages)". JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 10:56, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Edit request done. Also, please note that my talk page archives now uses DPL to only show the ten most recent archives. Cassandra (talk) 11:19am March 22, 2021
- But I like the double dashes. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:04, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Edit request done. Also, please note that my talk page archives now uses DPL to only show the ten most recent archives. Cassandra (talk) 11:19am March 22, 2021
- On that note, please edit {{welcome-anon}} to change "special privileges(such as editing semi protected pages)" to "special privileges (such as editing semi-protected pages)". JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 10:56, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Done, let's hope I didn't break shit.... Cassandra (talk) 01:59am March 22, 2021
Uncyclopedia:VFH/EthanGamer
Please delete, per wp:WP:CSD#G8 (which also applies here). The page EthanGamer was deleted as an abandoned article. Oh, and it was closed by Y at 0-0, meaning no one voted. Also, that user (WackyWars) is long gone. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:09, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Done... Uncyclopedia doesn't have G8 but it enforces the rules in a similar way. Cassandra (talk) 02:00am March 22, 2021
Can JJP be added to notable users
~2000 edits, ported 2 scripts to Uncyclopedia, notable on Wikipedia, most likely VFS candidate.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:31, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
1.128.107.2
More disruption, as seen in your rollbacks. Please either (1) give an uw-4im (using RedWarn) or (2) block for 7 days (using Huggle). Thanks. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:17, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Done using User:JJPMaster/easyTemplate.js. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 14:19, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Also I don't know what to think about the edit summary "U Madeline Bro?" JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 14:20, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Cassandra (talk) 02:28pm March 22, 2021
- Yeah, I was about to ask about this. Guys, I know that this IP has caused some disruption before, but these three edits are not vandalism. In fact, I'd say that the edits to Pokemon and Pissicle were really funny. If you think the articles are better without them, that's fine I guess, but can we please not go slapping warnings on talk pages for edits that are definitely not disruption? MrX 14:34, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Honestly, it's the emojis in the edit summary that made me go ahead and spam rollback. I've reverted the stuff on my end; I'll also remove all the warnings now. I guess maybe my "rapid-paced moderation" strategies aren't a hundred percent effective... Cassandra (talk) 02:38pm March 22, 2021
- Cool, thanks! MrX 14:39, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Yes, but they need to be told stronger NOT to put emojis. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:46, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Cool, thanks! MrX 14:39, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Honestly, it's the emojis in the edit summary that made me go ahead and spam rollback. I've reverted the stuff on my end; I'll also remove all the warnings now. I guess maybe my "rapid-paced moderation" strategies aren't a hundred percent effective... Cassandra (talk) 02:38pm March 22, 2021
- Yeah, I was about to ask about this. Guys, I know that this IP has caused some disruption before, but these three edits are not vandalism. In fact, I'd say that the edits to Pokemon and Pissicle were really funny. If you think the articles are better without them, that's fine I guess, but can we please not go slapping warnings on talk pages for edits that are definitely not disruption? MrX 14:34, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Cassandra (talk) 02:28pm March 22, 2021
Thumbsucker
Can I have thumbsucker for 18 hours? Just a few things I need to do (copy a few articles into userspace, and also take a screenshot of a deleted VFH on a talk page - having thumbsucker would make it a lot easier. I just need it for 18 hrs) Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:21, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Since you'll be asleep in like 12 hours, I'm only granting you 12 hours. Use it wisely! Cassandra (talk) 02:29pm March 22, 2021
- er, trying to fall asleep. But yeah. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:32, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:VFP/PresidentSanders.jpg
6-1 to promote. Please feature and leave that comment that says "featured" (just like in 2006 and 2007!) Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:49, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
Request
Can we alert 72.10.127.194 in some way (message, {{uw-create1}}) that there page was deleted? It would be useful for them to know. Since there is also a coherent idea, an ICU may also work. Content was, for any onlookers
It is horrible, no more needs to be said.
Thanks. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:40, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
82.32.44.47
Please warn with {{uw-spambot}}. Please do not block because even though they tripped the filter many times, they made productive contributions on Wikipedia, so this gives them the benefit of the doubt, but only once. Plus, that template hasn't been used yet, so I think it would be nice to use it. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:42, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- All edits seem legitimate, so I'm giving a "normal" welcome and a quick notice on the abuse filter. Cassandra (talk) 12:51am March 23, 2021
42.117.64.204
Meanwhile, this IP is a spambot. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:43, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
23.229.96.0/19
Open proxy. Though not spammed since 11/3,so I dunno if a block is necessary, especially of a /19 network. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:29, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Confirmed MerryKnox80 sock, proceeding with procedural blocks. Cassandra (talk) 12:58am March 23, 2021
Earthquake
While in good faith, WohMi made the entire article unreadable. Please revert. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:00, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- It's a little difficult to read, but my opinion is that it's a very funny edit. MrX 21:06, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- That's why I've made it move even faster. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 21:09, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- I think you mean slower. Either way, I went ahead and changed it from infinite to ending after like 5 or 10 seconds. I think it's a lot better now, but let me know if you guys disagree. Cheers. MrX 21:12, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- It has to be slower. 3 seconds max. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:14, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- And now JJP just made everything worse....Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:19, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Why 3 seconds max? And JJP's change makes it a lot less noticeable, but also kinda cool that it's easier to read while going on a lot longer. But then again, earthquakes are usually a lot shorter. MrX 21:23, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- I'll agree with you on the 3 secs part, but I literally cannot read the article. Something has to be done to make it legible. The article would need several <big> </big> tags. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:48, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Gale...the role of an admin isn't to decide to revert or not revert edits made by established users unless the edit is clear vandalism or breaks policy. Just let the editors of the article work it out. ShabiDOO 23:05, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Yes, except my sanctions require me to ask here. Also adding on to stale discussions is generally unhelpful.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:17, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Gale your sanctions are there for a reason. You aren't allowed to edit non-weather articles. Asking Cassie to revert an established user's edit on a non-weather article is just trying to edit non-weather articles by-proxy. It is simply a way of getting around your sanctions. Meanwhile you could be improving your weather articles. Let the editors work out their issues themselves. Dragging an admin into it is just creating bureaucracy. Also Gale...a one day old topic is never stale and yes, saying or doing what I can to limit the burden placed on Cassie and avoiding wikipediafying this place is always helpful. ShabiDOO 23:28, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Yes, except my sanctions require me to ask here. Also adding on to stale discussions is generally unhelpful.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:17, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Gale...the role of an admin isn't to decide to revert or not revert edits made by established users unless the edit is clear vandalism or breaks policy. Just let the editors of the article work it out. ShabiDOO 23:05, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- I'll agree with you on the 3 secs part, but I literally cannot read the article. Something has to be done to make it legible. The article would need several <big> </big> tags. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:48, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Why 3 seconds max? And JJP's change makes it a lot less noticeable, but also kinda cool that it's easier to read while going on a lot longer. But then again, earthquakes are usually a lot shorter. MrX 21:23, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- I think you mean slower. Either way, I went ahead and changed it from infinite to ending after like 5 or 10 seconds. I think it's a lot better now, but let me know if you guys disagree. Cheers. MrX 21:12, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- That's why I've made it move even faster. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 21:09, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- It's a little difficult to read, but my opinion is that it's a very funny edit. MrX 21:06, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
Not even one day old. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 23:29, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- technically though Earthquake falls under geography which I am allowed to edit, so therefore it is not proxying. I just don't know how to fix the CSS myself. People who don't even take time to read my sanctions shouldn't be making any edits quoting them. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:45, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Gale...Earthquakes is not a geography topic anymore than "meteorites" or "icebergs" are (even if they are super super indirectly related). If you put as much effort into improving your articles as you did in trying to push the limits of (and change or complain about) your sanctions you would have a featured article by now. ShabiDOO 00:11, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Forgot to reply till now, but earthquakes have to do with tectonics, so it is. And no, I can't have an FA. My sanctions deny my into huge entry, and I have to rely on someone else to post to VFH, because I can't do it. No one else does so. A better thing would be If you didn't have sanctions, you'd have an FA by now, which I would agree with. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:29, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- That is an interesting claim. Which article have you written that you think is feature worthy? ShabiDOO 01:34, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Probably UnNews:Governor Cuomo is screwed as it was on the UnNews main page, and got approved by an admin for {{RecentUnNews}}. Also, Interstate 95, of which it was a collab I was involved in (0.5 features). But it doesn't really matter, because this discussion has resolved and can probably take place elsewhere. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:40, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- If anybody thought those were feature-worthy they would have nominated them by now. The fact that they haven't been suggests there is a considerable amount of effort that still needs to be put into them. Having written a small amount of Interstate 95 I would personally protest at that being nominated in it's current condition. If you put the required amount of effort into those articles, there is no doubt someone will eventually nominate them. I myself would personally nominate them if they were transformed into humorous and/or conceptual and or effort-driven articles. ShabiDOO 01:48, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Meh, I-95 probably would've counted before half of my work was blanked without an edit summary. If/when I-95 is featured, we can talk about it then. Until now, talking about I-95 is pointless.
- UnNews I find hard to be able to make funny, because it's like a newspaper. That's why we have few UnNews features, and I am reluctant to support one. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:50, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- If anybody thought those were feature-worthy they would have nominated them by now. The fact that they haven't been suggests there is a considerable amount of effort that still needs to be put into them. Having written a small amount of Interstate 95 I would personally protest at that being nominated in it's current condition. If you put the required amount of effort into those articles, there is no doubt someone will eventually nominate them. I myself would personally nominate them if they were transformed into humorous and/or conceptual and or effort-driven articles. ShabiDOO 01:48, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Probably UnNews:Governor Cuomo is screwed as it was on the UnNews main page, and got approved by an admin for {{RecentUnNews}}. Also, Interstate 95, of which it was a collab I was involved in (0.5 features). But it doesn't really matter, because this discussion has resolved and can probably take place elsewhere. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:40, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- That is an interesting claim. Which article have you written that you think is feature worthy? ShabiDOO 01:34, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Ahhhh, the sweet sweet scent of bureaucracy. Well, here's my personal recommendation: make the "earthquake" breathe in 10-second intervals with 10-second breaks in between, like a real earthquake. Note that this is a recommendation and not binding. Cassandra (talk) 01:01am March 23, 2021
- Can you do that? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:01, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
Janekxd4
Please welcome and leave him a note I put a construction tag on his page. Btw, since he had <10 edits, and it went unedited for ~22 hours, I am allowed to do that. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:02, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
edit request on UN:ANV
Please delete the Dennis the Menace portion on Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/July 10. Article deleted. Also am I allowed to edit UN:ANV, no mention in my sanctions...? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:49, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Rollbacked. And as long as you do not fuck anything up, I'll allow it under the condition that you notify me on which UN:ANV pages you have edited within the same hour as your edit. Cassandra (talk) 01:04am March 23, 2021
- Cool, thanks! Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:05, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
Partial voting
I got a feeling partial voting is actually becoming really bad and is beginning to harm Uncyclopedia. Especially on VFH/VFP. It is starting to become disruptive as it causes weird VFH/VFP scores, it can hurt DPL (probably not, but), and overall just shows someone it's only semi good.
However, this is simpler said then done. First of all, if we were to do this (which may be dropped in the "everything" 3/27 forum), my sanctions would need to change. I can't have a max of -1.5 against votes when I can't do votes of -0.5 weight. In addition, my entire sanction page would have to be modified.
If you think about it, you can't do partial votes in an election, so I am starting to think it should be banned. Btw for other forum ideas they include
- Huffing all interstates minus Interstate and Interstate 95
- ECP'ing all FAs
- Making UN:XNR a policy
- Including autopatrolled in ECP.
Well, hope you survived. if anyone wants to know my most obscure edit, see this, in addition they edit may need a citation on Wikipedia. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:15, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- And this is my most obscure edit. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 22:24, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Nope, it's this one. [1]. Unless someone asked you to do it, why would you? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:31, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- I probably shouldn't have used that edit summary... JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 22:34, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Cassie, can JJPMaster be immediately reported to Wikipedia administration so he can face a Wikipedia block of 3
yearsminutes? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:43, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Cassie, can JJPMaster be immediately reported to Wikipedia administration so he can face a Wikipedia block of 3
- I probably shouldn't have used that edit summary... JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 22:34, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Nope, it's this one. [1]. Unless someone asked you to do it, why would you? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:31, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
Please remove rollback from Kiko4564
Permabanned user. Also could be an UN:LSD given how his user page was deleted and salt protected by Frosty in May 2017. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:39, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- More evidence to put on LSD - sock detected - Jeremy Corbyn Fan Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:42, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Can you take a screenshot of the legal threat mentioned in UN:OFFICE using your thumb-sucking ability? JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 22:44, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Hang on...Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:03, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Done Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:05, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
Another thing concerning Kiko
They had used crosswiki abuse on WP, proven at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Sockpuppet_investigations/Kiko4564/Archive. Please add that to there user page only. In addition they are probably gone so denying them may not be needed, and this would alert people. (Please do not do anything on there talk page.) Thanks. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:48, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Account is also globally locked since Halloween 2019. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:51, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- ...and RationalWiki. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 22:52, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- No, they got unblocked. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:21, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
- Doesn't matter. Recreated the userpage, albeit with {{Cwa}} and {{Tpblock}} slapped onto it. Cassandra (talk) 01:10am March 23, 2021
- Ok, please add a note of that on UN:OFFICE now. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:13, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Doesn't matter. Recreated the userpage, albeit with {{Cwa}} and {{Tpblock}} slapped onto it. Cassandra (talk) 01:10am March 23, 2021
- No, they got unblocked. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:21, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
User talk:Gale5050#Note
Please see it. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:06, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Proceeded as per the message. Cassandra (talk) 01:15am March 23, 2021
- Any further violations should result in the block being extended to the average time it takes someone who has never played <platformer game> before to complete Farewell. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 01:17, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- No, any further violations should result in a block of 5050 seconds, the amount of numbers in my username. Which really sucks, but I need to learn my lesson. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:25, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- 1 hour, 24 minutes and 10 seconds. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:26, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Any further violations should result in the block being extended to the average time it takes someone who has never played <platformer game> before to complete Farewell. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 01:17, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
I mean, it takes most people who haven't played it before several weeks to complete Farewell, so... JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 01:27, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Week block is extremely harsh for such petty offense. You complained it was harsh when I got a week block for treating {{RecentUnNews}} as a vanity dump. No more then 5050 seconds. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:28, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- I don't recall saying such a thing. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 01:30, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Edit conflict galore. Anyway... Farewell... That's like 10 hours. For someone who has completed ALL the B-Sides. I think 5050 seconds is more reasonable. Cassandra (talk) 01:30am March 23, 2021
- Maybe ten hours on a third offense. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:33, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Edit conflict galore. Anyway... Farewell... That's like 10 hours. For someone who has completed ALL the B-Sides. I think 5050 seconds is more reasonable. Cassandra (talk) 01:30am March 23, 2021
- I don't recall saying such a thing. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 01:30, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
*fifth JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 17:35, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- I did it 4 times already? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:35, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
UN:ANV/March 17
Added tornado outbreak article. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:10, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Okay. Please try to refrain from adding too many weather-related articles. Uncyclopedia's main page is NOT UnNews Weather only! Cassandra (talk) 01:17am March 23, 2021
Forum:Two admins for this coming VFS
Can I participate in the discussion/? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:42, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Sure, go ahead, but don't get yourself bonked up in an argument. Cassandra (talk) 01:44am March 23, 2021
Gale did it again...
He used an exclamation mark in an edit summary. Time for a 5050-second block. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 13:18, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Please make sure to disable autoblock, and please use Huggle when blocking. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:39, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Oh, and make sure to add in my sanctions I am banned from doing so. Failure will result in a ten hour block next time. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:34, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
110.54.132.166
Can we alert them I put there page into ICU? (Would be so much better if I could do it).Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:38, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- I would encourage you to first create some sort of a Uw-icu template for this purpose. It's meant to be a single-level user warning template. And then afterwards, if the template is good enough I'll allow you to. Cassandra (talk) 05:44pm March 23, 2021
- I actually already did that; {{ICUwarning}}. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 17:44, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
John Legend
Way overexpired fix tag. Please put in VFD. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:46, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Hurricane Wilma also has an overexpired fix tag. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:49, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
q
would you vote for jjpmaster if i nominated him for admin? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:32, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Personally I'd abstain. JJPMaster is definitely a "shining light" when it comes to proficiency with MediaWiki, but... granting adminship after 3 months is very risky. I would go with a {{For}} for the October 2021 VFS though, since by then, 9 or 10 months should be enough. Cassandra (talk) 05:54pm March 23, 2021
Another n00b
He is marked as being permabanned, but per this, he was able to make a sock and come back. I therefore propose this be added to his UN:OFFICE thing, possibly also parolling/unblocking him (parolled on sock account; it was decided he wouldn't be blocked for that). Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:34, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Since this is a Stale case, not proceeding as such. I think the aforementioned user should have learnt their lessons already. Cassandra (talk) 06:02pm March 23, 2021
- But you know, if you get yourself involve in this, you'd have been involved in every single permaban case. No need to present evidence for Aimsplode & Alden, you are well aware. For Arthur, you have this. Note Arthur was also immediately permabanned like Aimsplode & Alden, for bragging about his crosswiki abuse. The creation of Kiko4564's userpage and this prove his awareness for that. And for TigerManCP, see this and that. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:19, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
Nschlagel
Please alert them there page is in ICU. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:47, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Done by JJPMaster. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:58, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
Sockpuppetry
I am confident in Celeste and you being the same, and you blocked yourself for 10 minutes. However you forgot to block Celeste. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:13, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- You forgot to censor the alternate universe name, so I've done that for you. Anyway, {{confirmed}}. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 16:19, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Please block JJPMaster for 1 minute for being fake checkuser. Again. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:15, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- I'd rather keep that cross-wiki user a "clean slate" for now. Eh. Maybe in the future. And yeah, I'm J-blocking JJPMaster now. Cassandra (talk) 06:03pm March 23, 2021
- U forgot.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:07, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- I'd rather keep that cross-wiki user a "clean slate" for now. Eh. Maybe in the future. And yeah, I'm J-blocking JJPMaster now. Cassandra (talk) 06:03pm March 23, 2021
- Please block JJPMaster for 1 minute for being fake checkuser. Again. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:15, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
Even more sockpuppetry
Hi, I am suspicious of WohMi and DoctorJones. Based on there interactions, of both opposing the 25:61 VFP (viewable at Uncyclopedia:VFP/Failed/Archive. There are other similarities on there talk pages and Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Seasick. Enough coincedences for me to be suspicious. If confirmed, both need to be blocked for 6 months seconds for this extreme crime of socking. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:18, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Unrelated, not taking any action. Cassandra (talk) 06:04pm March 23, 2021
- Was this an actual serious RfCU? JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 18:05, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- I have no idea, but I did CU DoctorJones just to be absolutely sure. I do have a feeling that this was a joke CheckUser request though. Cassandra (talk) 06:09pm March 23, 2021
- It wasn't. I just want to see WohMi's ugly clean block log have an entry. Mine has ~20, of which
- 3 were unblocks. One was a serious unblock and two were joke unblocks.
- 2 were completely serious. One was by Zombiebaron [2], and one was by Leverage [3]. The one from Zombie resulted in an unblock ~45 minutes later, whilst the one from Leverage resulted in just a commution to a day.
- 2 were "jokeblocks", but reflected either warnings or sanctions
- Two were via the abuse filter for linking to 17ebooks. One resulted in a commution to a second, one resulted in an unblock.
- Actually, a 3rd was a jokeblock for spambottery. And a 4th. And a 5th, for messing up Cassie's tp.
- Um.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:13, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Eh. Zana Dark's block log is much dirtier than yours. Electrified mocha chinchilla's too (although he's only Discord-active nowadays). I'll keep WohMi's block log clean for now... Cassandra (talk) 12:05am March 24, 2021
- It wasn't. I just want to see WohMi's ugly clean block log have an entry. Mine has ~20, of which
- I have no idea, but I did CU DoctorJones just to be absolutely sure. I do have a feeling that this was a joke CheckUser request though. Cassandra (talk) 06:09pm March 23, 2021
Request
Please take all of the user scripts here and surround them with nowiki tags (but in the form of a JavaScript comment, like //<nowiki> instead of <nowiki>). JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 16:53, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Before I do so, just to make sure I don't break the site.... do I need to do //</nowiki> for the sake of closing it at the end? Cassandra (talk) 06:05pm March 23, 2021
- Yes. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 18:10, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
VFD
Please put Template:atop and Template:abot in VFD. Extremely unpopular. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:37, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Maybe on April Fool's day. I don't really understand why it would come into play right there. Cassandra (talk) 06:08pm March 23, 2021
Question
On a scale of 1-10, we know you gave Aimsplode -3 and Alden -5. What about Kiko, TigerMan and Arthur? In a way, sometimes I feel what they did was worse especially with Kiko I feel like. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:39, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- On that note, please unprotect Uncyclopedia:Interface administrators, which Aimsplode created as a fully protected redirect to Uncyclopedia:Administrators for literally no reason. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 21:41, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Just delete that redirect entirely. But please answer my question as well. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:48, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- Unfortunately I was, ironically enough, not around when any one of them have existed. I would personally give Arthur something between a negative 2 or a negative 4. Not as long-term as Alden or Aimsplode, that's why. As for Kiko, I'd say, maybe a 0 or a negative 1, since pedophilia wasn't in the formula (that's a big no-no for me!) For Tigerman, I would confidently say a 0. Basically Pugsleyfan69420 on steroids. Cassandra (talk) 12:01am March 24, 2021
- @JJPMaster: I lowered the protection to extended-confirmed. Have fun tinkering with the page! I think the redirect was originally there simply because no one actually bothered using this thing called "interface admins". Cassandra (talk) 12:02am March 24, 2021
- You were around for Arthur. You had an account in February 2019. I am suprised you gave the lowest for him, because he didn't engage in pediophilia but yeah, he was kind of a jerk. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:04, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- @JJPMaster: I lowered the protection to extended-confirmed. Have fun tinkering with the page! I think the redirect was originally there simply because no one actually bothered using this thing called "interface admins". Cassandra (talk) 12:02am March 24, 2021
- Unfortunately I was, ironically enough, not around when any one of them have existed. I would personally give Arthur something between a negative 2 or a negative 4. Not as long-term as Alden or Aimsplode, that's why. As for Kiko, I'd say, maybe a 0 or a negative 1, since pedophilia wasn't in the formula (that's a big no-no for me!) For Tigerman, I would confidently say a 0. Basically Pugsleyfan69420 on steroids. Cassandra (talk) 12:01am March 24, 2021
- Just delete that redirect entirely. But please answer my question as well. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:48, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
Request
Can you reinstate my VFS idea (found in Special:Permalink/6038296?) Shabidoo removed it, but it is semi related and best not to dump too many forums and rather keep it in one place. (Consider also adding your opinion). Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:47, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- No Gale. You are hijacking the forum which I created to deal with one issue but you are turning into another. Basically you are creating a forum without having to create a forum (which you do not have permission to do at the moment). Once again you are trying to get around your sanctions. Changing how a VFS works is an extremely contentious topic here (which led to an enormous amount of drama which I must admit I played a not too admirable role in). If this is brought up again in the future it should not be done a week before a VFS. On top of all of that Cassie asked you not to get bonked up in an argument and opening up the rules of VFS will definitely make that happen. Basically Gale...if someone is reverting you on a forum...they probably have a very good reason to do so. ShabiDOO 23:37, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
- So what you're saying is, the forum should be made after the VFS. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:06, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- Honestly, I wouldn't try to start drama right now. Remember back when I caused an outcry when I tried implementing activity-based vote weighting for the purposes of automatic admin desysopping? I think the only legitimate proposals I can pass forward for the purposes of VFS Apr 2021 are trivial ones, such as changing the decorative appearance of the VFS rules box. Cassandra (talk) 12:12am March 24, 2021
- No I didn't say there should be a forum...just that IF there was one...it shouldn't happen before a VFS. I know Gale that you have a strong almost irresistible urge to change policies, create new rules and bureaucratise this wiki. I would highly recommend resisting these impulses as much as possible and only press for things if they are truly needed, likely to be supported and won't create other problems. Basically if your instinct says "change something" you should usually move on and find something else to do, or putting it another way, pick two or three battles a year and get over it quickly if no one cares. ShabiDOO 01:13, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- I see, which is also why having an everything forum, in a few days, is the best ideas. I am gonna limit it to (1) should we delete all Interstates minus the main article and I-95? (2) should FAs be ECP'ed? (3) should stale VFHs be automatically closed after 90 days as "failed". That's it. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:26, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- Oh, and one on eliminating partial voting. Whoops. Everything else can be let go. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:33, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- No I didn't say there should be a forum...just that IF there was one...it shouldn't happen before a VFS. I know Gale that you have a strong almost irresistible urge to change policies, create new rules and bureaucratise this wiki. I would highly recommend resisting these impulses as much as possible and only press for things if they are truly needed, likely to be supported and won't create other problems. Basically if your instinct says "change something" you should usually move on and find something else to do, or putting it another way, pick two or three battles a year and get over it quickly if no one cares. ShabiDOO 01:13, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- Honestly, I wouldn't try to start drama right now. Remember back when I caused an outcry when I tried implementing activity-based vote weighting for the purposes of automatic admin desysopping? I think the only legitimate proposals I can pass forward for the purposes of VFS Apr 2021 are trivial ones, such as changing the decorative appearance of the VFS rules box. Cassandra (talk) 12:12am March 24, 2021
- So what you're saying is, the forum should be made after the VFS. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:06, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
CurateThisPage...
is now deprecated in favor of CurateThisPage2! JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 00:33, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- Boo. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:06, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
UnDebate
Can I add my newest UnDebates to the UnDebates/newest page? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:27, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- (Is there an UnDebate about GNU/Linux vs Linux yet?) JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 01:34, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- No, but tomorrow I'll make an UnDebate relating to the 2020 elections. In some form, in userspace of course. Creating UnDictionary now. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:40, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- Actually you do it, since you have low mainspace contribs and have only made one article - an UnGame. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:44, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
Svex 88134kg
Can we add to UN:LSD? He has 6 socks, more then Alden. Also in addition, are there stewards to lock his account? Is he blocked on Spanish Uncyclopedia? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:01, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- We don't have CentralAuth, so we can't globally lock accounts. But I do support LSD'ing Svex (preferably also create a filter). JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 12:04, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- Time to bug Lythryia! Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:33, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- I'll throw 'em onto LSD if I catch one additional sock on any Uncyclopedia in any language. I've also already suggested the implementation of SUL and CentralAuth before, but this'll be somewhat of a challenge - hence why it's merely been "planned" and not done yet. Cassandra (talk) 05:09pm March 24, 2021
- Time to bug Lythryia! Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:33, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
UnDebate:Does the unnamed Philippine Islands Tropical Depression of 2021 deserve a Wikipedia article or section?
Please take construction tag off. Complete. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:28, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
Hang on
In my sanctions, it says I am banned from "Insulting other editors." Does this include spambots, who aren't really editors? P.S. If not, can I go to the talk page of a spambot and say something like "This is what happens to spambots?" Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:05, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- Feel free to insult spambot USERs (not IPs) as much as you'd like, but only after they have been blocked (either manually by an admin, citing "Spambot" as the reason, or via CheckUser (they should have {{Tpblock}} on their page)). Cassandra (talk) 08:23pm March 24, 2021
- Does the abuse filter count as an admin? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:42, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
Alden Loveshade
Is it worth adding {{Cwa}} to their page? They are permanently blocked on English Wikisource. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:10, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- ...and also is IPBE on enwiki for some reason. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 19:27, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- JJPMaster, you can request there global IPBE removed here I guess? Cassie can do that too, linking to the Wikisource block and Uncyclopedia permaban. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:56, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- Speaking of Wikipedia, JJPMaster failed to get global renamer. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:13, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- JJPMaster, you can request there global IPBE removed here I guess? Cassie can do that too, linking to the Wikisource block and Uncyclopedia permaban. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:56, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
Can we like... not talk about that? JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 20:13, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- No, we can't not. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:20, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- There would need to be consensus at the English Wikipedia first. User:JJPMaster, I think you're probably the person here who is most qualified to make such a petition; I'm granting you the honors. Cassandra (talk) 08:21pm March 24, 2021
- Gale5050, that type of thing that happened at WMF is completely irrelevant here, and your posting of it here, unlike some of the things you've cried victim over, actually could/does constitute "shaming". I have no idea why you would want to post it here. Whether or not someone is permablocked on Wikipedia or has the same user rights as the Almighty Jimbo makes no difference on Uncyc. MrX 20:25, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- Per the above. This may constitute defamation, and for that, I may have to drop a uw4im on your talk page. Cassandra (talk) 08:27pm March 24, 2021
- It's the other way around and no, does not constitute an uw4im. However, it may result in a section blank and revisiondelete, and a uw3. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:28, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- Gale5050, please try listening to what the other editors have said here. You just told another editor on your talk page that this is not the place to discuss Wikipedia matters. MrX 14:10, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- Gale you keep talking about user rights on other websites. That is entirely bloody irrelevant. STOP DOING THAT. You earlier talked about my user rights on wikipedia which has but-fuck nothing to do with me here. Nobody cares about JJP's actions on any other website unless they are relevant to us here (in this case they are not). This is actually a super-mild form of doxxing so cut-it-out. The only time it would be relevant is, for example, in your case where a user has been problematic/blocked/sanctioned across multiple websites which informs us of a larger problem. Unless that is the case...please leave wikipedia stuff on wikipedia and other website stuff on other websites. NOBODY CARES. ShabiDOO 14:32, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- Per the above. The only thing we care about is whether say, IP is an open proxy, user has been permblocked, etc. User rights on other sites do not fucking matter. I could boast about my adminhood on multiple wikis and still end up getting throughly rejected at Wikipedia's RfA system. Cassandra (talk) 02:46pm March 25, 2021
- Gale you keep talking about user rights on other websites. That is entirely bloody irrelevant. STOP DOING THAT. You earlier talked about my user rights on wikipedia which has but-fuck nothing to do with me here. Nobody cares about JJP's actions on any other website unless they are relevant to us here (in this case they are not). This is actually a super-mild form of doxxing so cut-it-out. The only time it would be relevant is, for example, in your case where a user has been problematic/blocked/sanctioned across multiple websites which informs us of a larger problem. Unless that is the case...please leave wikipedia stuff on wikipedia and other website stuff on other websites. NOBODY CARES. ShabiDOO 14:32, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- Gale5050, please try listening to what the other editors have said here. You just told another editor on your talk page that this is not the place to discuss Wikipedia matters. MrX 14:10, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- It's the other way around and no, does not constitute an uw4im. However, it may result in a section blank and revisiondelete, and a uw3. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:28, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- Per the above. This may constitute defamation, and for that, I may have to drop a uw4im on your talk page. Cassandra (talk) 08:27pm March 24, 2021
- Gale5050, that type of thing that happened at WMF is completely irrelevant here, and your posting of it here, unlike some of the things you've cried victim over, actually could/does constitute "shaming". I have no idea why you would want to post it here. Whether or not someone is permablocked on Wikipedia or has the same user rights as the Almighty Jimbo makes no difference on Uncyc. MrX 20:25, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- There would need to be consensus at the English Wikipedia first. User:JJPMaster, I think you're probably the person here who is most qualified to make such a petition; I'm granting you the honors. Cassandra (talk) 08:21pm March 24, 2021
69.105.96.36
Please unblock. Permanently blocked IP back in 2007, probably reassigned to a legit customer by now. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:51, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- Last vandalized Wikipedia in April 2009. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:52, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
Pugsleyfan69420 needs a warning.
Using IP and account to create a disruptive talk page on QVFD. Used an IP to vandalize. No, I am not asking for a block, but two things.
- To send Pugsleyfan into UN:OFFICE. What they did is worse then me and would warrant a section.
- A formal warning (L3 or higher) as a cease-and-desist. This cannot continue
Thanks. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:19, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- First of all, I did not create the page, the page was originally created by someone else and was deleted and I just left a comment on the talk page, second of all I was using incognito mode so that the page did not end up in my search history. Pugsleyfan Get 𪟧ed, fools! 20:57, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- First time we'd believe you. Sorry, but you exhausted our good faith. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:18, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- Gale you are not an admin and you shouldn't be talking to users in the collective "we" or doing Cassie's job for him. You don't speak for other users and certainly not for me. Considering you yourself are a problematic user under a very long set of sanctions (for many months now) I don't think you are in a position to be playing tough cop with other users. Let Cassie work things out with the user. You pointed out a potential problem...it's the admins turn now. ShabiDOO 22:58, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- Ok, but many users (me, JJPMaster, MrX), are starting to get annoyed. Last 2 have no sanctions, and jokeblock make p every entry in that log. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:05, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- Whilst I do agree that Pugsleyfan69420 deserves a warning and an OFFICE entry, suggesting the exact punishments that I should apply is definitely pushing it. In the future, saying "Pugsleyfan is being a bitch again, because Lorem ipsum dolor amet est" would be a good way to state this. Stating the actions the aforementioned user did is usually the best way to get an admin to determine the best judgement possible. As for now... yeah. I'll go ahead and apply a set of sanctions to Pugsleyfan69420 in a way that would benefit the most Uncyclopedia. Hint: they won't be soft. Cassandra (talk) 11:09pm March 24, 2021
- Thanks Cassie! But Pugsley may want clarification...Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:46, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- Whilst I do agree that Pugsleyfan69420 deserves a warning and an OFFICE entry, suggesting the exact punishments that I should apply is definitely pushing it. In the future, saying "Pugsleyfan is being a bitch again, because Lorem ipsum dolor amet est" would be a good way to state this. Stating the actions the aforementioned user did is usually the best way to get an admin to determine the best judgement possible. As for now... yeah. I'll go ahead and apply a set of sanctions to Pugsleyfan69420 in a way that would benefit the most Uncyclopedia. Hint: they won't be soft. Cassandra (talk) 11:09pm March 24, 2021
- Ok, but many users (me, JJPMaster, MrX), are starting to get annoyed. Last 2 have no sanctions, and jokeblock make p every entry in that log. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:05, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- Gale you are not an admin and you shouldn't be talking to users in the collective "we" or doing Cassie's job for him. You don't speak for other users and certainly not for me. Considering you yourself are a problematic user under a very long set of sanctions (for many months now) I don't think you are in a position to be playing tough cop with other users. Let Cassie work things out with the user. You pointed out a potential problem...it's the admins turn now. ShabiDOO 22:58, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- First time we'd believe you. Sorry, but you exhausted our good faith. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:18, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
AmadoNewby811
Spambot, and can't wait to roast a spambot! Likely my first one! Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:34, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- Rangeblocked. Go ahead and roast them until they're charred! Cassandra (talk) 11:33pm March 24, 2021
- Roasted! Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:49, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
Time to bug Lythriya
About adding IPv6 to Uncyclopedia. Will allow me to edit not on WiFi, and will improve a lot of people's editing ability. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:39, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
- I'll send a request over shortly. Cassandra (talk) 11:34pm March 24, 2021
- Done, first IPv6 edit made. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:35, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
Template:User teen
Please delete. Violates UN:PII. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:19, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- I modified the template so it no longer is a "dead giveaway". Like this, it should still comply with UN:PII. I'll probably add a notice onto a template documentation talking about this... – Preceding unsigned comment added by Cassie (talk • contribs)
Question
On a scale of 1-10, how aware are you of the cases of Arthur, Kiko4564 and TigerManCP? You were involved in all of them, btw. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:40, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- What I mean is, you removed rollback from Kiko and recreated there userpage, you reblocked TigerManCP, and you added the CWA template to Arthur’s userpage. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:13, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- Say if I put 10 for Aimsplode and 0 for (insert name of vandal I do not know here), I'd say a 6 for Arthur and maybe a 1 or a 2 for Kiko and Tiger. I was only active during the Arthur era and beyond. Cassandra (talk) 02:47pm March 25, 2021
- hm. That suprised me. I did expect kiko to be below a 4, but I also thought Arthur you’d give around a 4 as well. You said you were barely involved, tbh you were. TigerMan I thought you’d give a 5, given how you were involved in there case. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:09, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- Say if I put 10 for Aimsplode and 0 for (insert name of vandal I do not know here), I'd say a 6 for Arthur and maybe a 1 or a 2 for Kiko and Tiger. I was only active during the Arthur era and beyond. Cassandra (talk) 02:47pm March 25, 2021
Pugsley's sanctions
Hi Cassie, good to see that Pugsley now has a new set of sanctions. I suggest adding a clause restricting her to using standard latin characters in all namespaces, as she has used chinese/vietnamese characters to spam before. ~ HipponiasCUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles 15:18, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- What? Did I do it again? Pugsleyfan Get 𪟧ed, fools! 15:32, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- I think I may add a rule specifying "51% Latin characters at a minimum" for the sake of being safe. We'll see, depending on whether sh*t explodes or no. And yeah... I don't think you're realized the severity of your actions. Many of them have been, well, harmful to Uncyclopedia, and that's why many users have implored me to send you to the principal's office. Cassandra (talk) 04:13pm March 25, 2021
- I think >51% Latin is too harsh, as they may be doing something funny in Greek, but I would say <10% in Chinese or Vietmanese letters. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:17, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- Greek? Pugsleyfan Get 𪟧ed, fools! 17:30, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- I think >51% Latin is too harsh, as they may be doing something funny in Greek, but I would say <10% in Chinese or Vietmanese letters. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:17, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- I think I may add a rule specifying "51% Latin characters at a minimum" for the sake of being safe. We'll see, depending on whether sh*t explodes or no. And yeah... I don't think you're realized the severity of your actions. Many of them have been, well, harmful to Uncyclopedia, and that's why many users have implored me to send you to the principal's office. Cassandra (talk) 04:13pm March 25, 2021
Uh... JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 17:57, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- Lol. Sun finally sinks below 49° altitude. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:00, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
Billiam
Please put a {{Expand}} tag. It doesn't need expansion, but it could use it. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:26, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
The site just went down on my end for a few minutes
What the frick happened? Pugsleyfan Get 𪟧ed, fools! 18:25, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- If it's "cannot access the database", it's perfectly normal. Otherwise, the problem is on your end, unfortunately. Cassandra (talk) 07:14pm March 25, 2021
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/1240348
Oh no, JJP tripped the spam filter! He must be blocked for 25 seconds, the ID of the filter he tripped. Spambottery is totally illegal. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:27, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
67.185.36.196
Please block a year. Proxy spambot. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:41, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- This section was skipped. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:00, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
2601:444:280:5E40:202E:E017:BC90:4223
This user made the first IPv6 edit to uncyclopedia so not only do they need to be welcomed with {{welcome-anon}}, but congratulated for such a milestone achievement. And no matter what, that page should not be deleted, if it goes to VFD it should be redirected, because it needs to be viewable forever. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:34, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- So like the AFD for Death Breathing which happened to be the article where the billionth edit was made? JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 20:21, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- Yes, and you should know that, per this and that. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:49, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
More disruption from Pugsleyfan69420
While not in there sanctions as banned they caused this (which was immediately rollbacked), and this is getting disruptive. Please add that to there sanctions and give a 4im. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:58, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- How would that be written in her sanctions though? JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 20:59, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- It could be "not disrupting talk pages", which they definitely did. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:06, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- Gale, let Cassie decide what the sanctions are. ShabiDOO 21:46, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- Ok, but I am suggesting. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:37, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Gale, let Cassie decide what the sanctions are. ShabiDOO 21:46, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
- It could be "not disrupting talk pages", which they definitely did. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:06, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
2601:444:280:5E40:202E:E017:BC90:4223
Can I congratualte them for being the first IPv6 to ever edit Uncyclopedia!Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:01, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Sure! I went with a ninjastar - you can go with anything else. Cassandra (talk) 10:57am March 26, 2021
Forum:Protection on AAAAAAAAA!
Please close that. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 00:26, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Sadly, it passed (5.5/1/1). And the extensive discussion around my vote made it bad faith. I'd say using strength of the arguments, mine would get .6 strength Hipponias is .3 Shabidoo is .4(so you see I already lost, no need to do more). Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:02, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- You are so endlessly obnoxious Gale. Nobody was showing bad faith. Bitching about a forum that doesn't go your way is bad faith. Considering the criticism of your argument as bad faith when nobody was being malicious is VERY bad faith. Acting as though your argument is somehow stronger when others make equally fair arguments and nobody agrees with you is bad faith. Giving a rating of other users' arguments in a spiteful way is bad faith. Try to keep your endless commentary about things to yourself and when things don't go your way...get over it and move on. We don't need a play-by-play about everything. And while we are at it...I think we've done enough discussion of past problem-users and ranking how bad they were out of 10. I find it ironic that a problem user like yourself is asking an admin to rank previous problem users out of 10. ShabiDOO 01:41, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
196.242.0.0/16
Open proxy, recently tripped the abuse filter. Please block. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:29, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- I'll have to verify that via CU (/16s are quite large!), but alright. Cassandra (talk) 11:03am March 26, 2021
98.180.218.47
Blanked a lot. I propose some sort of level 2 or 3 warning. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 11:28, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Went with a 4im. I tend to be much stricter when the vandalism implies homophobia, homofetishization, transphobia, and/or transfetishization. Cassandra (talk) 11:59am March 26, 2021
request
Can you remove the links to names on Uncyclopedia:Child protection policy/draft1? No need to highlight specific cases, and it is defamation. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:01, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
Can I create the "everything" forum
So I broke my ideas into 2 categories. This is the everything forum we agreed to do around now.
The first category is things relatively uncontreversal and likely to pass
- FAs are ECP'ed
- Huffing most interstate articles, if not all.
- Making UN:XNR a policy.
This is things pretty contreversal.
- Requiring consensus over pure voting.
- Having stale VFHs and a minimum closing time(3-5 days)before passing a VFH
- Making sanctions a community involved process, rather then having just 1 or 2 admins patrol it. Kinda like Wikipedia.
I understand if you only want me to do the uncontreversal ones, but still, let's do at least some of these ideas. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:14, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- And I have a few proposals that serve literally no purpose:
- Creating an abuse filter maintainer user group with
abusefilter-modify
,abusefilter-view-private
,abusefilter-log-private
,titleblacklistlog
,managechangetags
, anddeletechangetags
- Allowing some abuse filters to be viewed by all
- Turning User:JJPMaster/bundle.js into a gadget
- Creating a "draft" namespace
- Granting
browsearchive
to the thumbsucker user group - Deploying Extension:SandboxLink (click a link in your personal toolbar to view your sandbox), Extension:TemplateStyles (import CSS code from other pages in templates), and Extension:PageTriage/Page Curation (see Wikipedia:Page Curation/Help)
- FINALLY ALLOWING ACTUAL PARTIAL BLOCKS TO BE MADE!
- Creating an abuse filter maintainer user group with
- Yeah, these are all random technical changes if you didn't notice. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 13:31, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- No. We should just make JJPMaster admin. I'll nom him at VFS.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:07, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Being an admin won't really help with my proposals though. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 14:13, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- No. We should just make JJPMaster admin. I'll nom him at VFS.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:07, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
Cassie I think the FA being ECP'd doesn't require a forum but just an admin to implement it or not. It is not of a level that requires community input (I think its a fairly logical idea if someone is willing to do all of the work). Huffing interstate doesn't require a forum either, someone can just nominate them all one by one over time if they care that much. I also don't think XNR needs to be an actual formal policy, just a logical thing admins should do or not. None of those require forums IMO. ShabiDOO 14:17, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- I would highly recommend that Gale be made to choose only one of his three "controversial" choices for the forum. None of them are remotely likely to pass, three would be a big time waster and a potential drama creator. One would be enough.ShabiDOO 14:17, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- As for JP's suggestions, I don't any of them but the last one require a forum and can simply be implemented by you as an admin (and if another admin has a problem with it they will let you know which they almost certainly wouldn't). However the partial block it may be useful to have a forum (though maybe even not...it could be something you admins can work out amongst yourselves). Naturally all of this is in my humble opinion. ShabiDOO 14:17, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- I am ok with Shabidoo only allowing 1 contreversal proposal. However, giving JJP admin would solve his issues. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:18, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- However, XNR should be a policy because it has been ignored. Which is bad. And if we put all interstates into VFD, it will take like 2 years for any to pass. No one will go to VFD. And ECP'ing FAs can be contreversal.So they should still go to a forum. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:20, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Forgot one - including autopatrol in ECP.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:23, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- As for JP's suggestions, I don't any of them but the last one require a forum and can simply be implemented by you as an admin (and if another admin has a problem with it they will let you know which they almost certainly wouldn't). However the partial block it may be useful to have a forum (though maybe even not...it could be something you admins can work out amongst yourselves). Naturally all of this is in my humble opinion. ShabiDOO 14:17, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
God damn this is kinda scattered. I'll try to address everything as concisely as possible. I'm not sure if a forum is really necessary.
- ECPing FAs, kinda against it.
- Huffing most interstates, fine go ahead, I still think it's better to VFD articles individually, but whatever.
- XNR does not need to be a policy. Gale5050 simply states that ignoring it is bad with zero justification. If a redirect is bad, it can be huffed. We don't have the volume of this issue that Wikipedia does. We don't need a formal policy for every little thing.
- On Wikipedia, consensus is poorly defined and absurdly poorly used. It would be a very bad idea here.
- We don't need to define how long a VFH needs to go. The system is working fine (as we've been over countless times already). Having a minimum time of anything over 72 hours would be a terrible idea.
- Sanctions are something that do not get used very often here, unlike Wikipedia. We do not need to change this. Gale5050, I'd like to remind you that if we used community consensus for your case, you would have been blocked, not just sanctioned.
- I don't think autopatrol for ECP is a good idea, but it's not terrible either. I mark good edits as patrolled, but I don't even look for the red ! when I scroll through recent changes.
- JJP's techno stuff looks good to me.
Cheers. MrX 15:36, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Here's what I say. Some XNR's stay, which is a problem. A link to your user page exists on every single UnNews article you right, which violates UN:XNR.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:45, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- You still haven't said why it's a "problem". MrX 15:57, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- FAs should only be edited by experienced users. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:45, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- I disagree. I think this can discourage new users from joining. If an article has too much vandalism, we can protect it, simple. But again, this is one that wouldn't be terrible if we implemented. MrX 15:57, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- If someone nominates a VFH on Tuesday and someone can only sign on to weekends, they may not be able to contribute until Saturday and therefore not be able to give there oppose vote before. Once an article is featured, it cannot be un-featured, nor can it be maintence tagged or sent to VFD.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:45, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- If someone isn't able to check VFH once every three days, that's on them. We can't be expected to cater to every single user's scheduling concerns. MrX 15:57, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Not requiring consensus does not encourage discussion/debate.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:45, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Simply not true. We've had plenty of discussion about everything. MrX 15:57, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Doesn't it waste time to patrol edits? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:45, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- What are you talking about?? MrX 15:57, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- The other stuff I'll agree with you on MrX. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:45, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- How about this? I'll agree 72hrs is fine if we make a contreversal proposal that articles can be "unfeatured" if there is enough consensus for it. Sometimes an article funny for 2010 is not funny now, and this way it won't show on the Main Page. Probably gonna fail though, so it probably isn't worth it. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:57, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Yes, probably gonna fail, definitely not worth it. MrX 16:03, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Let's not debate FA policy on Cassie's talk page. Gale we don't need a minimum days policy but if you want to make that your one controversial topic, go for it. But please debate that issue on the forum...not here. Unfeaturing an article is a totally separate topic and you should NOT try to jam two such topics in a forum. It is a deranged proposal that will never pass in a million years and I highly recommend not bringing that up.ShabiDOO 16:05, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- I'll probably choose 1 of the 3 FA options, only 1. And probably ECP is the best thing to bring to a forum. I'll think about it tho.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:46, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Gale...please stop using the world consensus. Uncyclopedia DOES NOT DO CONSENSUS. For the last time STOP USING THAT WORLD! ShabiDOO 16:05, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Well, we should. Because otherwise, discussion is not encouraged. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:46, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Let's not debate FA policy on Cassie's talk page. Gale we don't need a minimum days policy but if you want to make that your one controversial topic, go for it. But please debate that issue on the forum...not here. Unfeaturing an article is a totally separate topic and you should NOT try to jam two such topics in a forum. It is a deranged proposal that will never pass in a million years and I highly recommend not bringing that up.ShabiDOO 16:05, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Yes, probably gonna fail, definitely not worth it. MrX 16:03, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- How about this? I'll agree 72hrs is fine if we make a contreversal proposal that articles can be "unfeatured" if there is enough consensus for it. Sometimes an article funny for 2010 is not funny now, and this way it won't show on the Main Page. Probably gonna fail though, so it probably isn't worth it. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:57, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
Although I oppose the idea of changing Uncyc to solely use consensus, I don't see what's wrong with using the term "consensus" when referring to Uncyclopedia procedures, as it just means "agreement". JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 16:52, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- I think the issue is with some things being stated, almost as if they are official declarations, often with Wikipedia terms to assert their officialness. MrX 16:59, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- (edit conflict)Personally, I don't necessarily think a full on switch to "consensus" is needed, but maybe something like "provide reasons for your vote", just like any good Senator, or in the Iowa presidental caucus.(or any other state like that) Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:01, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Discussion is great, and we already have plenty of discussion, that has not been a problem. Sometimes when people vote, they don't need to provide a reason. Sometimes they simply agree with what had already been said. Sometimes the vote itself can make their reasons obvious, like VFH or VFD, for example. MrX 17:06, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- VFD? Maybe. VFH? Occasionally. But not forums. Forums is where discussion/debate should be required because it basically just, um... creates a policy change or something and it should be required for people to express why. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:09, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Do you really want to force people to say "I agree with what was said" every time they vote in a forum? Is that really necessary? Do you not see how others might find your suggestions more of a burden than a help? MrX 17:12, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- But sometimes, you need a burden. Sometimes, you need bureaucracy, and to make things more complicated. In this case, we need to put in more effort to get things to have a stronger discussion. Burdens are unpleasant, but sometimes we gotta do unpleasant things. Think it was easy making those FAs? No, but we had to. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:15, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Do you really want to force people to say "I agree with what was said" every time they vote in a forum? Is that really necessary? Do you not see how others might find your suggestions more of a burden than a help? MrX 17:12, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- VFD? Maybe. VFH? Occasionally. But not forums. Forums is where discussion/debate should be required because it basically just, um... creates a policy change or something and it should be required for people to express why. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:09, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Discussion is great, and we already have plenty of discussion, that has not been a problem. Sometimes when people vote, they don't need to provide a reason. Sometimes they simply agree with what had already been said. Sometimes the vote itself can make their reasons obvious, like VFH or VFD, for example. MrX 17:06, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- (edit conflict)Personally, I don't necessarily think a full on switch to "consensus" is needed, but maybe something like "provide reasons for your vote", just like any good Senator, or in the Iowa presidental caucus.(or any other state like that) Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:01, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
Gale you have been attempting to wikipediafy and beaurocratise this place for some months now. You are taking a loaded term that comes from "wikipedia" which includes the baggage of wikipedia policies and using it here as though that is how we do things. It is not. If we have an important policy to be made it is passed by a simple vote (if a vote is necessary) which is not consensus. No weight is given to the more convincing or passionate arguments. It is raw democracy. That is in most cases an admin simply does what needs to be done to avoid unnecessary drama. If there are conflicts on an article the editors work things out (virtually never by vote) and if it gets out of hand an admin comes and sorts it out. I agree discussing things does happen and can be useful but in virtually no cases does consensus come into play but majority rules, admin just doing what needs to be done or editors just working stuff out. You have previously tried to claim there is a consensus over doing minor things when it is actually up to an admin to decide or editors to work out. Just leave wikipedia and beaurocracy over there on wikipedia. We are NOT wikipedia. Fuck wikipedia. ShabiDOO 17:21, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- But this is the thing that is not being understood - voting =! discussion. I see in some cases it can spawn an argument but...generally it's more needed. I'll throw an example - at VFS with Roza. A big reason why it failed was she was ineligible, no reason was really given to vote for. But it had more support in the 1st round but not the 2nd. One statement can change many people's opinions. Sometimes, everyone is forgetting something, and you don't. If we try to avoid being like Wikipedia, we will inadvertently fail as a Wiki. That's what's not being understood.
- In addition, what part of I am blocked, and can't appeal till July do you not get? I can't go there till July earliest, after an AN discussion. I also have to explain why Phoner8/Phoner89/Phoyner/CrownAlextoria isn't me, which will be hard but possible.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:30, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- There is nothing wrong with the term "consensus" (and please stop refactoring comments that use that term), and we actually do use consensus, but Gale doesn't understand that consensus just means "agreement", and it has absolutely nothing to do with the strength of arguments, outside of Wikipedia's context. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 17:31, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Ok, maybe consensus isn't the right term. But, majority ≠ right. That's the problem with voting. When you give reasons, it no longer has that. Just because 393595403 people disagree with me doesn't necessarily mean I'm wrong, which is the problem with doing only voting.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:33, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Love it when my talk page asplodes! But anyway... going with the simple majority vote (50% + 1) for many simple cases, such as VFD, going with 50% + 5 for VFH (as it currently is), and maybe going with a supermajority (66.67%) for extremely controversial stuff should be enough. We do not need this mythical concept called "consensus"; requiring consensus would make Uncyclopedia so bureaucratic that it would stink of Wikipedia. Additionally, we do not have nearly enough active users to be able to implement a more consensus-based system. Voting overcomes many of these shortcomings, which is why we have Votes for deletion instead of Wikipedia-style XfD. So... that is all what I meant to say. Consensus, in our current interpretation of it, just means "a majority of people agree that X should be done". Cassandra (talk) 05:58pm March 26, 2021
- Ok, maybe consensus isn't the right term. But, majority ≠ right. That's the problem with voting. When you give reasons, it no longer has that. Just because 393595403 people disagree with me doesn't necessarily mean I'm wrong, which is the problem with doing only voting.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:33, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- There is nothing wrong with the term "consensus" (and please stop refactoring comments that use that term), and we actually do use consensus, but Gale doesn't understand that consensus just means "agreement", and it has absolutely nothing to do with the strength of arguments, outside of Wikipedia's context. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 17:31, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
So here is what I am allowing you to do:
- Put up one entry in the village dump for ALL interstate articles minus the ones that actually don't suck - effectively a mass VFD;
- Debate a draft namespace proposal
- I think partial blocks is basically unanimous consensus, but I'll have to wait for Lyrithya on that one.
Cassandra (talk) 06:01pm March 26, 2021
- Wait, like Wikipedia? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:21, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Well that forum got really complicated really quickly. I wish it could have been kept simple. I feel like some things have been ignored, but I will go offer my two cents. MrX 19:46, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
qvfd
there is a backlog. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:17, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
191.102.176.0/21
Open proxy, please block a year. Tripped the abuse filter. Not a single IP in that range is currently blocked. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:20, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
User:Gale5050/SpambotBlock
Please move to Template:SpambotBlock. It's a better template. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:56, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Moved to {{Uw-spambotblock}} since this one is more suitable for user warnings. I'll implement the spambotblock template at a later time; that one would be used as a block reason (à la Wikipedia). Cassandra (talk) 06:04pm March 26, 2021
Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion#Interstate 180
It seems discussion is stalling. It's 2/4/1 keep/delete/abstain (and that abstain should be factored in when deciding what to do). It leans delete, but more input is needed. Wondering if we could broadcast...Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:25, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
Also please archive Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion#Fringe (TV Series). Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:25, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
Colab
Hey Cassie...what was that collab we were working on? With the online traders? I don't remember it and cannot find it in my history. ShabiDOO 19:30, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- (Not Cassie) Wallstreetbets? ~ HipponiasCUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles 19:47, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
3 proxies to huff
- 67.164.65.133(2 weeks per Wikipedia. Very new proxy)
- 70.173.52.124(1 year per Wikipedia)
- 23.235.252.0/22(3 years per Wikipedia, but 5 also works)
Thanks Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:42, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- 2 weeks is too little, NWI. I'll only impose 1yr+ blocks on proxies. Will block the latter two. Cassandra (talk) 02:50am March 27, 2021
- Nyeh, the abuse filter blocks for 3 months, so I'd say 3 months is reasonable. No more though; IPs do switch and it could very easily not be a proxy. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:42, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
Pugsley
Does edit Wikimedia Commons. So we do need to watch out. Also, check out wp:c:Commons:Deletion requests/File:Gyuhjikol;'.png lol. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:04, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- I DR'd one of her files. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 21:17, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Well that was just mean of you. MrX 21:19, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- I gotta agree. If I could edit any WMF site, I would vote "keep".
I also invite anyone watching to chime in on that discussion with a Wikipedia account.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:28, 26 March 2021 (UTC)- I was joking. That was sarcasm. MrX 21:33, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
Still, I don't think it should be deleted. And anyone with WP accounts may chime in. JJP provided the link. I also propose JJPMaster get a 7 second block for his rudeness, which is exactly .01% of how long the discussion will take. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:39, 26 March 2021 (UTC)- Struck out due to JJP removing the link, so my canvassing planned failed. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:44, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- Oh welp. :winkeline: I'll look at the page history. Anyways, heading to sleep now, will respond to remaining queries tomorrow. Cassandra (talk) 02:52am March 27, 2021
- Or as we say now, :winkeleste:! JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 02:53, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Oh welp. :winkeline: I'll look at the page history. Anyways, heading to sleep now, will respond to remaining queries tomorrow. Cassandra (talk) 02:52am March 27, 2021
- Struck out due to JJP removing the link, so my canvassing planned failed. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:44, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- I was joking. That was sarcasm. MrX 21:33, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- I gotta agree. If I could edit any WMF site, I would vote "keep".
- Well that was just mean of you. MrX 21:19, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
Tb
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Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:08, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
Possible disruption
[4]. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:11, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
- I already huffed the article. Nazism has no place here; this isn't Conservapedia, this is Uncyclopedia! Cassandra (talk) 11:10am March 27, 2021
File:Old Town Road (Cherokee Version).mp3
Please add {{orphaned file}}. Put there 4th on QVFD - please check it out. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:14, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
jabberwock
OH MY GOD! He created {{mess}} to allow Uncyc to be messed up. I therefore propose he be blocked for 86 seconds, because it is blocked by filter 86. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:17, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
UnNews:Long Island's 80° weather ruined by extreme wind
Please take construction tag off. Not great, but given how it is 62°F(17°C)where I live,no more can be done. UnWeather isn't normally too great. I'll work on my tornado one though. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:07, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Yeah... still a little too short for me to keep in mainspace w/o construction. If you wish to userify it, please do so. Cassandra (talk) 11:30am March 27, 2021
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia_talk:Poopsmith%27s_Lounge#New_Poopsmith
Should be in your attention if you wish to allow him in. I'd say no given how he has no thumbsucker access and votes reguarly in VFD. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:11, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- I’m sure he’d stop voting on VFDs if given the shovel, and I’m sure WohMi would make a fine poopsmith. MrX 02:53, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Well this is where Cassie signed off. I'm neutral. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:05, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Cassie appeared to skip this. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:48, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Well this is where Cassie signed off. I'm neutral. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:05, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
Bad DYKs
Recently I've noticed low-quality DYKs on the Main Page. Some of them are listed here. I recommend some admin to revise or remove them.
Did you know ...
- ... that dihydrogen monoxide is a substance found in car exhaust, pesticides, acid rain, and YOUR ENERGY DRINK!?!?!? (Abuse of capitalization and punctuation)
- ... that the word "alphabet" contains every letter of the alphabet? (blatantly false and stupid)
- ... that I just had sex, and hey do you got any napkins? (uses first person, second person and is too informal for an encyclopedia parody)
I came up with a somehow better one.
- ...that Earth has 1 sextillion grains of sand?
Also, add the apostrophe one.
- ...that the apostrophe is a small animal that has infected millions of books?
Jabberwock (talk) 09:45, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
Add Svex 88134kg to UN:LSD?
They have made another sock, so it might be beneficial to do so. ~ HipponiasCUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles 10:34, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Since all his socks have similar usernames (Word [number]letters) maybe make an abuse filter to stop account creation if the name fits that pattern? ~ HipponiasCUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles 10:40, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- It would be tough for me to implement such a filter, but I could make a more "behavioral" filter that detects their behavior (notably blanking 1000+ bytes to implement a redirect). The user has been added to UN:LSD. I wouldn't usually do so with only 6 socks, but granted how this user has also socked on the French Uncyclopedia, this is an extremely severe instance. Hopefully the IP hardblock I put on also helps. Cassandra (talk) 10:41am March 27, 2021
Pearl 71643
Can we update his block log to say he is a sock? Also, can we add {{checkuserblock-notalk}} on his talk page? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:07, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Eh, the fact that there is a userpage should already suggest something. No need for checkuserblock, since it's a repeat block. DENY recognition. Cassandra (talk) 07:52pm March 27, 2021
User:Gale5050/Guided Missile
Thanks for deleting but it wasn't a sanction violations. Is there a way to change delete summary. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:26, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
Spambots. Please block so I can roast.
- HallieMatra30
- JudithWithrow83
Also please use my new template in the procedual notification (instead of {{tpblock}}, use {{Uw-spambotblock}}.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:19, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Oops, I went with tpblock because I keep on forgetting. Please remind me next time you report a murder of spambots to use uw-spambotblock on talk page. Cassandra (talk) 07:54pm March 27, 2021
Dude 123
Please welcome to Uncyclopedia with a note saying the filter sometimes makes false positives. (So much easier if I could do it). Otherwise they may have been scared off by the filter. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:20, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- {{Done}} Do your sanctions forbid you putting a standard welcome template on user talk pages?~ HipponiasCUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles 16:08, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Yes. Because Gale5050 has a very, very long history of incorrectly using templates, incorrectly warning users, biting behavior, etc. Here's just one example. MrX 16:34, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- They do, but that's probably something that I can get lifted in the 4/4 sanctions. Putting a welcome template on can't possibly violate UN:BITE. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:52, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- And Hipponias forgot to even mention the abuse filter thing which is more important then the welcome message. And all these problems will be solved if I could welcome users. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:54, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Yes. Because Gale5050 has a very, very long history of incorrectly using templates, incorrectly warning users, biting behavior, etc. Here's just one example. MrX 16:34, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
Cassie, you skipped over this section, as it has not been resolved. As such, I tl'ed the Done. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:23, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Goddamnit, stop putting double dashes on my talk page! I'm leaving a 4im warning on your talk page owing to this. And yeah... I'll mention the abuse filter on their talk page. Consider this thread Done. Cassandra (talk) 11:25pm March 27, 2021
- But it's so hard not to! Why can't we just bug Lyrithrya to fix DPL? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:28, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
Dispute on your closing statement
There is an edit war because Shabidoo removed the consensus part, and from there there has been an edit war. Time to discuss - do you mind having your words changed? No matter what option is picked, please full protect the page. Nothing useful can come out of any edits. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:25, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- ...on which page? Cassandra (talk) 07:54pm March 27, 2021
- the forum on AA! protection.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:55, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Jesus christ Gale. Can you please try to go one day without turning what should be a non-controversial issue into something sticky? The whole reason I removed the word is because of your endless mission to turn this place into a wikipedia like consensus bureaucracy which it was NOT. Cassie himself said yesterday we should avoid the concept of "consensus" so it shouldn't be controversial to remove it when it is not necessary and just adds wikipedia baggage. It also wasn't an edit war until you stuck your nose into it like you do with everything. Why would we waste Cassie's time with something so trivial? Why don't you go write a weather article? ShabiDOO 20:56, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- the forum on AA! protection.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:55, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
< Why don't you go write a weather article?
- Because today there is no significant weather. Maybe I'll write one on the 2016 tornado in China that killed 99. Idk.
< It also wasn't an edit war until you stuck your nose into it like you do with everything.
- JJPMaster reverted you. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:21, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Gale...it officially became an edit war the moment you made your pointless edit. That was the 3rd revert/change. So thanks for making an edit war. I don't know why you are complaining about it when you turned it into one. Even after Cassie clearly stated on his own talk page we should avoid the term "consensus", something that hasn't been a custom on uncyclopedia in its entire history...you still decided that you know better and snarkily complained about its removal and then changed the term three times. And after all of that you decide this should become a "discussion" and then come to Cassie's talk page whining about an edit war (that you turned into an edit war) and waste Cassie's time with pointless drama. We don't need to question everything, turn everything into policy discussions and make issues out of what should be uncontroversial edits. So...try not to. Please. ShabiDOO 21:48, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Edit wars don't have official beginnings. It could begin at any edit. It's not like war is formally declared. Technically you started it by modifying his statement, which is a violation of wp:wp:TPG(WP:TPG also applies here on Uncyclopedia, because modifying someone's words is against the rules). So, I'd first see if Cassie is ok with you changing his words. Persistenly changing someone's words is blockable behavior. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:20, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- For the fiftieth fucking time Gale WE ARE NOT WIKIPEDIA. Are you incapable of listening to something that multiple users have told you dozens of times? Is there a place in your brain that is incapable of processing repeated information and respecting it? Correcting a term that is expressed better in another way is not blockable. If you haven't noticed Gale...you're the user with a large list of sanctions and a history of obnoxious behaviour and a history of badly interpreting uncyclopedia policy or just making up whatever policy you like. When multiple experienced users tell you something is not the case or you shouldn't do something...99% of the time you should listen. Why won't you listen? Your troublemaking is bloody relentless Gale. ShabiDOO 22:31, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Just because we aren't Wikipedia doesn't mean Wikipedia policies don't apply here. In this case, modifying someone's words on the internet is inappropriate everywhere. On Wikipedia, on Uncyclopedia, on Illogicopedia, on Fandom. It's like in real life. I actually got a strong warning for doing basically what you are doing (albeit what I did was slightly worse). Maybe Cassie should make Uncyclopedia:Talk page ettiquette, so that your WP excuses no longer apply. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:39, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- For the fiftieth fucking time Gale WE ARE NOT WIKIPEDIA. Are you incapable of listening to something that multiple users have told you dozens of times? Is there a place in your brain that is incapable of processing repeated information and respecting it? Correcting a term that is expressed better in another way is not blockable. If you haven't noticed Gale...you're the user with a large list of sanctions and a history of obnoxious behaviour and a history of badly interpreting uncyclopedia policy or just making up whatever policy you like. When multiple experienced users tell you something is not the case or you shouldn't do something...99% of the time you should listen. Why won't you listen? Your troublemaking is bloody relentless Gale. ShabiDOO 22:31, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Edit wars don't have official beginnings. It could begin at any edit. It's not like war is formally declared. Technically you started it by modifying his statement, which is a violation of wp:wp:TPG(WP:TPG also applies here on Uncyclopedia, because modifying someone's words is against the rules). So, I'd first see if Cassie is ok with you changing his words. Persistenly changing someone's words is blockable behavior. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:20, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Gale...it officially became an edit war the moment you made your pointless edit. That was the 3rd revert/change. So thanks for making an edit war. I don't know why you are complaining about it when you turned it into one. Even after Cassie clearly stated on his own talk page we should avoid the term "consensus", something that hasn't been a custom on uncyclopedia in its entire history...you still decided that you know better and snarkily complained about its removal and then changed the term three times. And after all of that you decide this should become a "discussion" and then come to Cassie's talk page whining about an edit war (that you turned into an edit war) and waste Cassie's time with pointless drama. We don't need to question everything, turn everything into policy discussions and make issues out of what should be uncontroversial edits. So...try not to. Please. ShabiDOO 21:48, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- JJPMaster reverted you. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:21, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
Cassie can you please do something about Gale and wikipedia policies and his drive to wikipediafy this place. It is intolerable at this point. ShabiDOO 22:47, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- No, what's more intolerable is how you get to get away with changing someone else's words and I don't, and then wikilawyering your way out of it by saying Wikipedia polcies don't apply together. Therefore, Shabidoo needs to be told to not change others statements without your express approval, which has not yet been given. How come you get to get away with it, and I get a Level 3 warning for doing so? That's what you failed to explain. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:51, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- This thing as a whole is starting to get intolerable... but I'm more referring to the personal attacks and wikidrama that would not have existed otherwise. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 22:54, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- In any case, this is Cassie's decision. No one else. Cassie is the final person to decide if he is ok with you changing what he said. Not you, not me, not MrX, not JJPMaster. Cassie. This is Cassie's decision. And Cassie, no matter what you do, please fully protect the forum to prevent further edit warring. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:57, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- This place has become a toilet. ShabiDOO 23:38, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Haaaaaaaaahahahahaa. That was brilliant Cassie! Should be voted most helarious edit of 2021 so far :) ShabiDOO 23:49, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- I guess it does a good job. Anyway, I think Shabidoo had good intentions when modifying it. Gale bringing it to my talk page, and subsequently enabling a relatively ungood conversation.... this is, well, too much. Whether this is an edit war or no can be debated though. In the future, Gale, please refrain from escalating discussions regardless of the situation. Please. Cassandra (talk) 11:53pm March 27, 2021
- Haaaaaaaaahahahahaa. That was brilliant Cassie! Should be voted most helarious edit of 2021 so far :) ShabiDOO 23:49, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- This place has become a toilet. ShabiDOO 23:38, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- In any case, this is Cassie's decision. No one else. Cassie is the final person to decide if he is ok with you changing what he said. Not you, not me, not MrX, not JJPMaster. Cassie. This is Cassie's decision. And Cassie, no matter what you do, please fully protect the forum to prevent further edit warring. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:57, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- This thing as a whole is starting to get intolerable... but I'm more referring to the personal attacks and wikidrama that would not have existed otherwise. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 22:54, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
HarlanKeble
Please block with my new template. Spambot. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:59, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Done. ALso, I noticed how you push double dashes and subsequently removed them. Try using single em-dashes if you need it! Cassandra (talk) 12:00am March 28, 2021
- Someone else does them. I like the sig button, but...ok. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:46, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- It was my bot who did it. Go blame him. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 00:48, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
User:Gale5050/UnDebate:Which state is more Republican - Maine or New Hampshire
Please move to UnDebate space. Ready. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:04, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- Sorry, but I don't feel that it is long enough... mind boosting it to 5000+ bytes first? Cassandra (talk) 12:01am March 28, 2021
- How bout now? Longer, it is now over 4500 bytes. But I can't make it longer. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:26, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
182.253.0.0/16
Please block. Proxy one of the IPs spammed Uncyclopedia. And I believe there are ranges in that /16 already blocked. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:55, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
- CUing now. If confirmed, blocking. Cassandra (talk) 12:02am March 28, 2021
- Was it confirmed? -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:49, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
Bozoboy
Please add {{User not here}} on his user page. Notable as first user to be blocked. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:56, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
Derp
Derp de derpity derp derp derpity derp derp derp??? ShabiDOO 00:23, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Oh no... does my help from the ohm thing need to return? JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 00:23, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Double derp infinity derp!!! ShabiDOO 00:35, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Okay, the help should be there by now! JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 00:37, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Derp derp Vallium derp? ShabiDOO 00:58, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- I'm starting to feel super concerned... Cassandra (talk) 01:07am March 28, 2021
- Oh no... WE NEED TO SEND BACKUP! (edit conflict) JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 01:09, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- De-de-de-de-de-de-deeeeeerp? ShabiDOO 01:20, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- (edit conflict) Cause I can't double dash. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:22, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- De-de-de-de-de-de-deeeeeerp? ShabiDOO 01:20, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Derp derp Vallium derp? ShabiDOO 00:58, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Okay, the help should be there by now! JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 00:37, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Double derp infinity derp!!! ShabiDOO 00:35, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
Why don't you just try to do a superdash? JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 01:25, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- ShabiDOO 01:27, 28 March 2021 (UTC) !!!!!!Pred pred ytipred ed pred
- Because my shitty computer won't let me. I can on mobile though. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:42, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- I wasn't aware Celeste existed on mobile but... JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 01:43, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
Hey help provider, why does your help never work when I send it to Shabidoo? JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 01:31, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- There's no Celeste on mobile... Cassandra (talk) 09:35am March 28, 2021
- Wait. Does that mean that he plays it on... on GOOGLE STADIA?!? JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 17:28, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Time to block Gale5050. @Gale5050:, please tell us the truth! Cassandra (talk) 05:30pm March 28, 2021
- I'm extremely confused on what's going on. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:51, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Time to block Gale5050. @Gale5050:, please tell us the truth! Cassandra (talk) 05:30pm March 28, 2021
- Wait. Does that mean that he plays it on... on GOOGLE STADIA?!? JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 17:28, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3APugsleyfan69420&type=revision&diff=6040892&oldid=6040342
Yeap, Pugsley abusing her talk page (again). Time to revoke! Also, please put a note in sanctions to say that when blocked, TPA should be revoked to prevent further misuse, cause this is actually getting annoying.Also your talk page DPL is still fucking up. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 02:00, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Already blocked last night; putting notice in sanctions now. Cassandra (talk) 09:36am March 28, 2021
Red Bomb 78319
Forgot the {{tpblock}} notification. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:54, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Not done: original user has already been tpblocked, and the sock has already been tagged as such. Additionally, human sock (not bot). Cassandra (talk) 02:02pm March 28, 2021
User:Gale5050/UnDebate:Which state is more Republican - Maine or New Hampshire
Please move.Significant expansion occured.Also your DPL is fucked up cause you gotta remove it from the archives or summon JJPMastest Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:47, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
UnNews:Tornadoes re-destroy south, but this time spread further north.
Please take construction tag off. Only 4180 bytes, but longer then two FAs. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:50, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
You got mesages
Message added 15:50, 28 March 2021 (UTC). You can remove this notice at any time by removing the {{Talkback}} or {{Tb}} template.
-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:50, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
Sudo
ICU expired. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:55, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- page redirected to Command Line. Cassandra (talk) 05:21pm March 28, 2021
User:Gale5050/Blocked proxy
Please move it to Template:Blocked proxy(and delete the original one, since mine gives better advice). In addition, when blocking an open proxy, please use that in your block summary, as it gives better advice. I can remind you if you need it. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:01, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- I moved it to {{proxyblock}} instead. Like this it kind of matches with checkuserblock and the like. —𝔎𝔢𝔳⠀Ꮠ
Proxy found
176.103.222.0/23, 193.124.176.0/20, and 216.41.232.0/22. In addition great place to test out new template. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:08, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- section skipped. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:29, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:VFP/Slutbarbie.mov
Please delete, per wp:wp:G8 which also applies here as well. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:10, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- For that reason, Uncyclopedia:VFH/university of cambridge and Uncyclopedia:VFH/PBS Kids also need to be deleted. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:20, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate
Severe backlog. Please clear with re-featuring, and consider putting some in yourself! -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:38, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- There has always been a severe backlog there. I'll wait until Uncyclopedia can no longer feature two new articles a week (which is highly likely), and then I'll start pumpin' em out daily. If Uncyclopedia's activity levels increase sufficiently, I'll start doing daily RFAs regardless of VFH. Cassandra (talk) 05:27pm March 28, 2021
172.107.201.134
Can I welcome them? Legit IP. (Also I kinda feel better when my sig is on, because it feels like I actually welcomed them). Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:39, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- eh, sorry. Those sanctions still exist, and I cannot unilaterally cancel them lest I'll get cancelled myself. Cassandra (talk) 05:30pm March 28, 2021
Uncyclopedia:VFP/Houston Pool.jpg
Please copy contents over on Uncyclopedia:VFP/Failed/Archive. Thanks. It's done so that the VFP remains in the public archives so we can see who voted what on the VFP. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:28, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia%3AVFH%2FMona_Lisa&type=revision&diff=6040161&oldid=6040160
JJP had two dashes and thus fucked up the DPL. He needs to be blocked for at least 2 years minutes because wow did he mess everything up. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:22, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- But first you need to confirm whether or not you play Celeste on Google Stadia. If so, just note that your punishment will be very... badeline. JJPMaster 19:25, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- I don't have GoogleStadia nor do I play Celeste. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:30, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
205.185.192.0/19
Open proxy. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:30, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
Funniest Edits of the Year
So, first off, my bad if this already exists in some form somewhere else. But Shabidoo's comment that Cassie's edit "Should be voted most helarious edit of 2021 so far :)" got me thinking. I invite anyone and everyone to please check this out: User:MrX/Funniest Edits of the Year. Feel free to add more edits to 2021 and 2020, and I'll def need help from some oldtimers for anything before 2020. Cheers. MrX 20:08, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- First of all, having even 1 hyphen fucks up DPL. So we need to fix it. Anyway, I disagree with 2020; it wasn't even clever. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:11, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
1.128.107.2 being bad
They are not using Celeste emojis! Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:56, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
IBan needed between JJPMaster and Pugsleyfan needed
When block expires. Multiple fights have erupted. Disruptive. In addition, this disruption on Commons, so yeah. No sign of positive interactions, IBan needed. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:53, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- I'll make it one-way; Pugsley will be forbidden from directly replying to JJPMaster's comments on Uncyclopedia. I don't mind the roasts though. Cassandra (talk) 11:45pm March 28, 2021
- Could you add that to UN:OFFICE? JJPMaster 23:48, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Done! Also archiving this talk page in like three minutes or something...– Preceding unsigned comment added by Cassie (talk • contribs)
- Template:Uw-tilde Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:58, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Done! Also archiving this talk page in like three minutes or something...– Preceding unsigned comment added by Cassie (talk • contribs)
- Could you add that to UN:OFFICE? JJPMaster 23:48, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
2048
Anyway you can make an article/UnGame for that? It's cool and I play it. And I suck at it, though I normally hit the 256 tile, I can't hit the 512 for some reason. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:18, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- You mayyyyyyy have to ask JJPMaster for that. Cassandra (talk) 11:53pm March 28, 2021
- But I can't due to sanctions. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:58, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
Gale's sanctions
Hi Cassie, Gale has broken his sanctions at least six times today putting content on at least six user's talk pages which don't deal specifically with an article he wrote 51% of or relating to a VFH he wrote 51% of. This includes bugging me about a vote on VFH he doesn't agree with. I honestly prefer to be able to make my VFH in peace without being second guessed on my talk page about it (unless the user is seeking constructive criticism which in this case doesn't count because he didn't even write it). He has also posted on three new user's pages which his sanctions definitely don't permit including a strange improvised welcome message (semi-helpful but not the standard message nor the best way imo to welcome users), a constructive but not permitted interaction over a single sentence edit and a spambot template (not a problem but again not permitted). I don't believe he is ready to start interacting with new users on their talk pages especially doing things his sanctions clearly don't allow. ShabiDOO 22:40, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- I don't think I broke them. The thing is, it's a VFH/VFP/VFD or an article I wrote more then 51% of, not both. I understand if you don't want to be second guessed, but it is not a sanction violation. However, I'll try not to spawn a fight and just led Judge Cassie decide. If I create a fight, it makes it more likely I get blocked. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:46, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Actually, on second detection, I am not sure. However, no harm intended if I did, I didn't see that, it was relatively harmless, so at most a warning should come out of it, and possibly a teeny-tiny extension (like 3 days max) and no blocks. It is way to ambigious, especially as the two seem redudant. As such, even if decided it was a sanction violation, blocks should not be imposed unless repeated.A cause of confusing could be due to the last set of sanctions. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:49, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Gale...bothering users about their VFH votes is not constructive and you should recognise that. I'm not sure a block is needed either but I think it should be made very clear that Gale should not be challenging users on the VFH/VFP votes (this is hardly the first time), writing on new user's pages (clearly against his sanctions) or putting any templates on any user's talk pages (also clearly against his sanctions). Good intentions no doubt, but at the moment simply too open to unintended consequences. Perhaps a reminder here would help? ShabiDOO 23:49, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- It's kinda ambigious. But if it's a sanction violation, ok. But it was implicit. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:51, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- I'll put it more explicitly on the sanctions. Please note that us admins must hold users accountable for their actions! Cassandra (talk) 11:54pm March 28, 2021
- I know, I just was saying it was implicit. Thanks for sparing me of a block or further sanctions, and I won't let this happen again. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:57, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- I'll put it more explicitly on the sanctions. Please note that us admins must hold users accountable for their actions! Cassandra (talk) 11:54pm March 28, 2021
- It's kinda ambigious. But if it's a sanction violation, ok. But it was implicit. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:51, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
- Gale...bothering users about their VFH votes is not constructive and you should recognise that. I'm not sure a block is needed either but I think it should be made very clear that Gale should not be challenging users on the VFH/VFP votes (this is hardly the first time), writing on new user's pages (clearly against his sanctions) or putting any templates on any user's talk pages (also clearly against his sanctions). Good intentions no doubt, but at the moment simply too open to unintended consequences. Perhaps a reminder here would help? ShabiDOO 23:49, 28 March 2021 (UTC)