User talk:Cassie/archive17

If DPL fucks up, please this page.

April 2021

Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to blank out or remove portions of page content, templates, or other materials without adequate explanation, as you did at User talk:Cassie, you may be blocked from editing. Notably, this section was not resolved. C'mon, Cassie. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:33, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

C'mon.... And the reason why I'm so open to jokeblocking you is because so many other users want you seriously blocked that I can safely do so without the fear of getting cancelled.  Cassandra  (talk) 09:52am  April 18, 2021

Consider

Advertising VFP and voting in it. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:55, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

...and VFS. And every other VF(letter). JJP_Master 01:01, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

And PFP. JJPMaster, time to cast your votes.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:01, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

Nah, only VFH, VFS, and VFP.  Cassandra  (talk) 09:52am  April 18, 2021

Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate

• Please nominate some articles for yourself
• Please clear it out.

Otherwise, prepare for an L4...Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:56, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

I'll nominate articles anothertime. And fine, one article can be RFA'd for 4/19.  Cassandra  (talk) 09:53am  April 18, 2021

No, I mean taking an article that we nominated and adding it to the queue.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:47, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH please let me take care of RFA in maybe a month or a year or something.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:42am  April 22, 2021

Yes another sanction for Gale5050

Unfortunately Gale is yet again not listening to other users and it being disruptive. He has been asked by multiple users, multiple times, over the last weeks to stop editing closed VFH and VFP. This is annoying because it both: 1) Clogs our watchlists wasting out time reviewing edit changes with pointless edits to old VFH (some of them from more than five years ago). And 2) He also sometimes has made score fixes of which he has made a few errors. Nobody cares about anyone's vote for something that has already been featured or already failed. Nobody even cares about a score fix for an old feature (even on the occasions when he didn't make an error). The last time I asked him to stop, he said he would stick to those no older than six months old (a terribly compromise because he just should have listened to users and STOPPED). But today he edited multiple VFPs which are more than 5 years old. When asked by yet another user to stop he just gave excuses and explanations as always. Can you please add, yet another sanction that he cannot touch closed VFH, VFP and VFD?. Sorry this is even necessary. ShabiDOO 01:57, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

And also do something to take action about him randomly mentioning his political beliefs in random unrelated discussions. JJP_Master 02:01, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

@Shabidoo: @JJPMaster: It's done: I just added three sanctions to help resolve these problems. Although I have a feeling Gale will artificially create another problem...

• Gale5050 is forbidden from editing UN:PFP.
• Gale5050 is forbidden from editing nominations which have been closed for more than 7 days on UN:VFH and UN:VFP.
• Gale5050 is forbidden from displaying support for any political party that has incited insurrection within the last 20 years.

Hopefully this suffices...  Cassandra  (talk) 09:56am  April 18, 2021

Yeah but wait a minute Cassiein. The last sanction was terribly unclear and I would like you to clarify things. If the party indirectly incited insurrection but was a major contributory factor to that insurrection would that count? If the party tried to incite rebellion say 20.5 years ago but the rebellion only started 19 years ago would that still be relevant? Also...what precisely to you mean by support. If Gale were to say something favourable about a particular policy that party supported without clearly showing general support for that party would that be a violation of the sanction? This is all so terribly vague and open to possible arbitrary punishment I think you should clarify the shit out of this please. ShabiDOO 10:17, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

By this last point, I just meant "20 years from the final day a given political party has incited insurrection or has otherwise attempted to orchestrate a political takeover". For example, if the US Republican Party does not do anything from now onwards, Gale will be allowed to talk about it again on January 6, 2041 (20 years after the Jan 6 2021 attempted coup).  Cassandra  (talk) 10:35am  April 18, 2021

I suppose that incredible vague and unclear explanation will have to do Cassie. ShabiDOO 10:46, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

Does this include in articles or only in talk pages? -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:33, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

Maybe just not mention politics in random places? ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  13:04, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

That doesn't stop the issue of using my sanctions as a toy to win a dispute. But yes, he still didn't mention if it's articles but given it's support, if I am in a neutral tone it probably will be fine.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:19, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

I just wanna clarify (tho I feel kinda stupid cuz I think it was at least partially a joke) that it is okay to be a republican (nobody’s perfect). The issue is the unnecessary and useless insertion of irrelevant stuff in discussions. MrX blow me 19:26, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

It's my way of "limiting political discussion" since that automatically excludes politics in at least half of worldwide countries. It doesn't explicitly outlaw all of it though, but if Gale chooses to continue inserting politics in irrelevant manners, I'll have to impose a total topic ban.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:38pm  April 18, 2021

User:TedAddison2

TedAddison2 (contribs  • checkuser • abuse log) has been blocked, but we need to procedually revoke the talk page and checkuser them.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:50, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

No additional spambot accounts detected...  Cassandra  (talk) 11:40pm  April 18, 2021

2A02:2149:88D7:B400:BDCD:475A:C7C5:5DBC

Can I be allowed to warn them for section blanking? Or can you at least do it? -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:17, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

 Done; templates {{Uw-blank1}} and {{Uw-blank2}} have been fixed too.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:20am  April 19, 2021

UnNews:New Cook PVI's released

I think it is ready now.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:16, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

It's probably never going to make it onto VFH at its current pace, but it looks good enough to stay in UnNews-space.  Done  Cassandra  (talk) 01:24am  April 19, 2021

37.114.96.0/19

Please issue a {{proxyblock}}. Somehow was unaffected by Filter 89. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:20, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

Issued a short-term (1 year) block.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:26am  April 19, 2021

Idea

Seeing as no one participates in PFP, I request to be able to make a forum to implement 1 of these 3 options

• Locking a successful VFP nom, similar to VFH. No editing at all once successful. PFP will cease to exist as a whole.
• Only allow PFP voting within a week. After a week, it auto-locks, similar to a forum. This is reset if another user edits during that time.
• Fully protecting any and all PFP nominations, to prevent further editing of them. Admins will of course still be able to participate, but they then must make it clear it's PFP voting, not normal VFP voting.

-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:41, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

I would go option 3, but locking all PFPs would take a prohibitively long amount of time...  Cassandra  (talk) 01:27am  April 19, 2021

@Cassie: May I create such forum?Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:32, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Hurricane Beta released

Please withdraw. Probably not gonna succeed.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:27, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

 Done  Cassandra  (talk) 01:32am  April 19, 2021

April 2021

You may be blocked from editing without further warning the next time you vandalize Uncyclopedia by deliberately introducing incorrect information, as you did at User talk:Cassie. My "shortcut" is not my real name, and I do not appreicate you calling me "Gale". By implying I am a different gender indirectly, you are indirectly implying indirect transphobia. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:28, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

"Gale" is a gender-neutral name, but for the purposes of being polite I'll call you Gale5050 from now onward.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:34am  April 19, 2021

No wonder my sanctions page is 9k bytes!

Because there incredibly complex. I mean, instead of Forbidden from supporting any political party that caused insurrection within 20 years, shouldn’t it be Forbidden from discussing his political beliefs? Gets the point across much more consciely, and more clear. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:29, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

Your sanction list is ridiculously long because you refuse to listen to what multiple users ask you not to do...and you reply with stupid excuses and then do whatever you want. ShabiDOO 17:47, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

So? You're only defending 73% of the length. There's random excursions. I'll cite another example. The For example, moving User:Gale5050/Lorem ipsum to Lorem ipsum requires permission. Moving User:Gale5050/Lorem ipsum to User:Gale5050/Lorem does not require permission. should probably be removed. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:49, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

Gale5050, I’d like to remind you that the sanctions are an alternative to blocking you for your consistently disruptive behavior. If you prefer the alternative, well, that’s your call I guess. MrX blow me 19:29, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

I don't, but isn't 7k enough? Trim the excess comments! -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:36, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

Gale you are breaking your sanctions by challenging them (and you are unequivocally challenging them at this point). Nobody wants to hear it. We are sick of your endless shenanigans. Start listening to people or fuck off. ShabiDOO 19:42, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

My wording is only 8k byts tho. It's more efficent.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:48, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

May I add you are being kind of rude.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:48, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

Congratulations me. I managed to reduce it down by ~400 bytes. More conscience and fixed grammar.See User:Gale5050/Proposed new wording.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:53, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

The exact reason why your sanctions page keeps getting longer and longer is because you always try to get around them and new ones need to be added. Just stop challenging them or proposing new ones, listen to other people and your sanctions will be lifted. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  20:09, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

I wish that would be true. Sadly, because I don't even have a say in them, even on May 1, it is at the mercy of other users, users using my sanctions as a toy to win disputes, ultimately, I wish you are right but in practice I'll be sanctioned forever, because in Shabidoo's eyes there will never be a net positive.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:15, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

Just don't be a dick, Gale, and you won't have to deal with Sanctions. The sanctions are there for a reason, and until you accept that you have done wrong and strive to better yourself, the sanctions will most likely stay. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 20:55, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

Did you even read the above? Please. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:09, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

I read it, Gale. You've got a habit of diverting the blame on something away from yourself instead of just accepting the blame. I (and most other people, probably) really want you to realize that when you've got a large group of people constantly trying to inform you of a wrongdoing, they're not doing it out of spite or that they dislike you, they genuinely want to see you improve. All of your problems on Uncyclopedia would vanish if you just admitted your faults and fixed them instead of trying to always 1-up someone or deflect blame. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 22:00, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

But the problem is, Uncyclopedia is a bad system, in so many ways. I probably shouldn’t have joined uncyclopedia until I get unblocked on Wikipedia, which I’m not sure if ever, as I certainly have a lot of socking to defend, especially users who aren’t my socks, like the Phoner group of socks. These users are not my socks, but I have a lot to defend. This system allows for people to have equal votes, so someone who makes a strong argument has the same say as someone who makes none at all. In addition, the fact that an image or article can’t be unfeatured is bad, especially in cases where an article is meant to be featured in a temporary status. If you want to parady Wikipedia, also parody there blocking and topic ban system. This would not have happened on Wikipedia. And really, it’s a small minor conflict that exploded, which is why we are here. Shabidoo has denied all connections to me, at least in article building. A lot of my articles I put to peereview are sat to months partly because of grudges which is never correct. Nor is attempting to use sanctions to win disputes. Which is the worst part. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:30, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

I guess I should clarify. On WP, there is a dispute resolution and talk page process. When you are tbanned, it is very rare (I can only think of two cases) of when it's booting you into something. You try lesser things first. Sadly that was not the case. My voice is being shined out, by me not being able to vote in PFP and having limited amounts of against votes at VFH and VFP, which is the first part of using my sanctions to win a dispute. The system is flawed because once an article is FA'ed, it is FA'ed forever, and whilst an image can be unfeatured, it has to be very close. On WP, when a discussion closes, you just bring it up again, kinda like a forum or VFD or a failed VFH/VFP. But if an article is featured on WP, it can be unfeatured. We do try to keep an article in feature worthy form, I'll admit, Hack wrtier was a destroyed FA. Sometimes bad articles (I can think of a recent example) wind up getting featured, and Zombie votes oppose more times then I do. There are more examples I can cite.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:48, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

All I am asking for is a few hundred bytes to be reduced. There is no reason this should have exploded, but like every other thing, people jump on me like I am a Gold Scar in Fortnite in Chapter 1 Season 3. (Albeit, negative way). This has to be stopped immediately.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:11, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Until you realize that you are the problem in this situation instead of blaming it on others and saying that everyone is "jumping on you," the sanctions will not improve. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:19, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Gale5050... please listen to what other editors have to say about you. Doing so is only bound to help you. And also, please use common sense!!!!  Cassandra  (talk) 01:37am  April 19, 2021

Congrats on violating your promise above in mere minutes. Good job. Sadly, you may be cancelled for no less then 2 years...Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:39, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

"Gale" is a gender neutral name, don't be a dick and call people transphobic for calling you your username. I found out that my username (that I thought was unique) is an uncommon african women's name, but I don't go around calling people transphobic for calling me my username. You've done this before with calling something homophobic "racist," so I suggest that you don't throw around words to make you sound smart. More often than not, it will make you look foolish. Please listen to Cassie, they know what they're talking about. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:43, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

But then you would spell it "Gael". At least call me that, and btw, you probably don't feel it the same as me whom got a 4im for similar behaviour; name indirectly implies gender.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:48, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

The feminine homophone of gale is "Gail," which happens to be my grandmothers name. As for this whole "Gale" business, people have been calling you Gale for a while, I don't understand why, of all people, you choose to snap at Cassie about it. If it really bothers you, I'll start referring to you as Andrew. P.S. "Gael" isn't right either. THat's a Gaelic-speaking person, not the feminine name. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:52, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Thanks. I will say some users(MrX) typed out my full name and I got annoyed for a while, but today I just pushed it over the top. It's like a volcano eruption; they did it 1 too many times.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:55, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Cassie, several other users here have patiently tried to reason with Gale and shockingly he isn't listening to anyone. This is the fifth time he has made a big deal about complaining about his sanctions which is becoming disruptive. If i were you I would block him at this point for challenging his sanctions (which he has kept doing even after you have intervened in this conversation). If you won't do that, at the very least could you please modify his sanctions so that: "Challenging the above sanctions" reads as "Challenging or complaining about the above sanctions". And if he does so again, actually block him. Nobody wants to hear his grievances for this anymore. ShabiDOO 05:32, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

You even acknowledge its complaning, not challenging, and its the page size. Cassie has engaged in malicious page blanking, and no you are not being patient.How do i know? Bc you always go to Cassie immediately, not trying to sort things out first.You probably did run out of good faith but, still. Like when I edited your article once, you immediately had Cassie ban me from articles written >33% which was disruptive.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:22, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Gale...I have no more patience for your bullshit. Since you cannot listen and won't change...sanctions are the only thing keeping you from making this website a dreary, non-fun shithole. ShabiDOO 16:18, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

I put the "no challenging sanctions" rule in bold, increased the scope of said rule more than you, and made it punishable by 2-week sanctions extensions plus 2-week blocks. Hopefully this is severe enough...  Cassandra  (talk) 04:30pm  April 19, 2021

Thanks Cassie. You are a true trooper! I will send you a gift certificate for a free ball shaving, redeemable at any ball-shaving clinic in the world :) ShabiDOO 16:34, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Question from JJPMaster

If you claim that he "cannot listen and won't change", why would adding more sanctions be a better option that just indefinitely blocking him? JJP_Master 18:00, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

He would just evade the block by socking, like on WP. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  18:12, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

And also no more UnWeather, and just overall fewer articles. While they will be never be on VFH, having some is better then having none. It’s kind of like saying “why should we have this topic and interaction ban of sir Joseph and not just blocking him?” -it’s because of the positive contributions, so it has to be a big net positive to revoke all access. Blocks are hard, especially indeffs. It’s identifying risks of blocking, and being careful. Oh, and @JJPMaster:, stupid question - if you saw an unblock request of me on Wikipedia, would put support or oppose it? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:27, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

I'd probably oppose. Given the fact that you have repeatedly admitted to socking (it doesn't matter if you're "making constructive edits on IPs"), and that you have made several users quite frusturated by your behavior on this site, I'm not sure you've changed well enough to be allowed back on WP. JJP_Master 18:31, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Generally, Wikipedia doesn't hold big grudges against you for other WMF sites, so this wouldn't have much clout, however I do see concerns over socking. But the standard offer does exist, so I may be able to get back. Uncyclopedia is different then Wikipedia. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:34, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

37.114.96.171

Somehow skipped abuse filter 89.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:46, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

Filter 89 detects one specific character, which said IP did not use. I'll throw in something for those characters in at another time... I'm fucking exhausted.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:38am  April 19, 2021

ShellaRicker232

ShellaRicker232 (contribs  • checkuser • abuse log) is a spambot. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:49, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

User is sock of Merryknox80.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:40am  April 19, 2021

General note

How do I uncancel myself??  Cassandra  (talk) 01:41am  April 19, 2021

And why do other editors get away with using the short form?  Cassandra  (talk) 01:41am  April 19, 2021

They don't but because I can't message other editors I can only do it to you. Feel free to cancel others for doing it though!Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:42, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Forgot to @[[User:{{{2}}}|{{{2}}}]]: . @Cassie: Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:51, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

 Cassandra  (talk) 10:47am  April 19, 2021

2021 storming of the Capitol

Please redirect that (and any similar titles) to UnNews:January 6, 2021. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 11:49, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

 Done  Cassandra  (talk) 10:09pm  April 19, 2021

Idea

What if we include Celeste emojis in RedWarn, either in warning templates or in the actual reverting! Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 11:53, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

*cough* Go to Phabricator *cough* JJP_Master 12:04, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

But seriously, how would we do that? You can't include images or templates in revert summaries, and as for "in warning templates", are you advising that we go and add Celeste emojis to every single warning template, or that we should have RedWarn automatically add Celeste emojis next to the warning templates? JJP_Master 12:04, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Either one.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:20, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Also, Phabricator task filed. JJP_Master 13:26, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

User:2400:4153:84e0:ac00:b0ef:5b42:54b0:8cf7

Please extend to 2400:4153:84e0:ac00::/64. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:52, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

I won't extend IPv6 abuse filter blocks unless proof that three or more incidents of spambottery have occured on a given range. Sorry. It's to make sure that I can still admin efficiently.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:13pm  April 19, 2021

/64's is one user. No reason why not to extend it.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:33, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

It's because it takes time to block users manually, and I don't necessarily have the time to "re-block" users based on abuse filter entries. Autoblocks can take care of half of that.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:36pm  April 19, 2021

Question

I assume if I am confused about a set of sanctions, I will be allowed to ask, as long as I don't say anything negative, correct? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:05, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Only things that are explicitly questions, like asking for details, without asking to modify the sanctions. For short, only clarifications.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:16pm  April 19, 2021

qvfd

Please check out QVFD. Also, when deleting the page Bruh, please use "bruh" in the delete summary. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:46, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Whooooooooooops.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:19pm  April 19, 2021

All hail the Hobo King!

File:HoboKingCassie.jpg

Your High Highness

Congratulations on being crowned the new Hobo King Two, Your High Highness! --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 18:46, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Thank you! I'm not sure if I'll accept to hold this title for long though.... we'll see.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:20pm  April 19, 2021

User:138.36.120.176

Please block for a month, and also use Huggle when blocking. Vandalized some more, and I rollbacked it as it was page blanking. I know it's kind of on the fence, but really, it's a net positive in any case. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:10, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Oh, and did even more vandalism. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:11, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

They're starting to vandalize Wii-kipedia!!! AAAAAAA!!! They must hate the Wii. Stop em, Cassie! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 20:20, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Yes, please stop them.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:23, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Huffed for 2 weeks.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:21pm  April 19, 2021

138.36.120.176

Is there any way to put him in UN:OFFICE? -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:35, 20 April 2021 (UTC)

IPs do not go in OFFICE. Further violations will result in blocks becoming longer in length each time.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:42am  April 20, 2021

Walter Mondale

The article must be updated following his death. [1][2].Rest in peace. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:47, 20 April 2021 (UTC)

That article already says he was lost in another universe in 1985. We don’t need to update it with his passing in the non-bizarro universe, that’ll mess it up. MrX blow me 02:54, 20 April 2021 (UTC)

Per the above.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:29am  April 20, 2021

merryknox80

Haven't tripped an abuse filter since 4/15, safe to block them.Spamblock + sockblock = permablock without TPA.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:52, 20 April 2021 (UTC)

I'll give 'em until 4/23 to trip the filter again before going for the almighty huff. Obviously perm + tpab.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:28am  April 20, 2021

Heya...

Your userpage User:Cassie/strawberry.css contains a double redirect.

Thanks for informing me... I feel dumb now.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:19am  April 20, 2021

[[{| purple nurples |}]] for outstanding acts of uselessness

Hey, I had one too, that's why I was there. I would have fixed it for you if I could have ;)

Thank you again for the purple nurples!  Cassandra  (talk) 12:32am  April 21, 2021

Norway RFF

Please procedurally revoke TPA. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:19, 20 April 2021 (UTC)

Per DENY all recognition, I don't want said vandal to think that we're paying special attention: this vandal has socked 15 times already! As such, I'll let all the blocks be given under Abuse filter's name, unless manually detected prior to block.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:47pm  April 20, 2021

He was detected by Hippoonias. And yeah, I am still paying attention to svex. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:48, 20 April 2021 (UTC)

Procedural tagging is necessary in order to determine the severity of any vandalism performed. However, keeping it to a bare minimum is a good idea nonetheless.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:52pm  April 20, 2021

User: Dogeburger

Please warn with {{uw-create1}} or {{uw-create2}}. Create a 91 byte pages UwU, which was promptly deleted. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:04, 20 April 2021 (UTC)

Cassie ? -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:27, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

 Done  Cassandra  (talk) 12:33am  April 21, 2021

VFS

Please fully protect that, but not now, but at midnight UTC on 4/21. At that point only admins may participate. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:18, 20 April 2021 (UTC)

Cassie it is now 4/21. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:38, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

I'm keeping it unprotected so EMC and CandidToaster can vote on it.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:07am  April 21, 2021

User: HarlanKeble

Continuing to spambot. Please CU for IPs. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:47, 20 April 2021 (UTC)

No socking detected, weirdly enough. Only user in /16.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:08am  April 21, 2021

Edna Hill

Broken redir.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:18, 20 April 2021 (UTC)

Looks like someone huffed it.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:08am  April 21, 2021

User:Pugsleyfan69420/OH MAH GAWD XP

Please put in VFD. not needed. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:26, 20 April 2021 (UTC)

Invoked QVFD instead.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:09am  April 21, 2021

207.148.64.0/20

Time to {{proxyblock}}. Long term spambot IP range that is an open proxy.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:32, 20 April 2021 (UTC)

I'm only blocking the range since you said it is an open proxy. There are no socks detected on that range. Only one IP used. Kinda weird if you're asking me.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:10am  April 21, 2021

Q1

Am I allowed to create an UnDebate about if the GOP can retake the Senate or House in 2022? -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:36, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

Nope, sorry. Fits within the no politics rule.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:10am  April 21, 2021

Admin abuse

Fuck I forgot to make the filter private. Please don't cancel me again... Also, if you want me to admit to this so-called "heinous crime" of sockpuppetry... nah. won't happen.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:05am  April 21, 2021

Question

If I mention the user I cannot, won't the abuse filter block for 2 hours?

Also, just as clarification, for any of the "joke" ones (double-hyphen,the user,cancellations), would the punishments be the same?Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:32, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

Those ones, the block length will be random, but won't exceed more than 4 hours at a time.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:40am  April 21, 2021

User:Pugsleyfan69420/Attack of the Reddit Bots

Please delete. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:36, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

 Done  Cassandra  (talk) 11:40am  April 21, 2021

Question about no politics rule

1. Am I completely banned from writing/editing articles about politics?
2. Do I have to make articles in userspace if allowed and request a parole officer move them?
3. Is it only when talking about Republicans?
4. Is it just my beliefs (i.e. neutral tone is ok, you check for that)?

Please answer in backwards order. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 02:01, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

So, here are my answers:

1. If you wish to create an article featuring them nonetheless, please create the article in your userspace and have me urinate on it.
2. Only on federal and state-level Republicans who did not explicitly condemn the January 6 riots, outside of userspace.
3. If it exceeds your article creation quotas, yes; if not, you can create them in the appropriate namespace.
4. You can discuss about politics albeit in a much more restrained manner. I'm mainly forbidding discussion about U.S. federal politics outside of your userspace.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:45am  April 21, 2021

Ok Cassie, the elections I was thinking of making may or may not include it, so just to be safe I’ll do it in user space first. I was also thinking of doing one mocking the GOP for the insurrection, but I got other plans first. Such as my Africa scorched one.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 11:47, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

Alrighty. Please let me know once the article is nearing completion or is complete!  Cassandra  (talk) 11:49am  April 21, 2021

130.185.153.0/24

Open proxy.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:25, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

User huffed.  Cassandra  (talk) 02:39pm  April 21, 2021

User:Pugsleyfan69420/OH MAH GAWD IOS

plz delete sucks Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:35, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

 Done  Cassandra  (talk) 02:39pm  April 21, 2021

Request...

Please hide the IP in this diff. JJP_Master 15:35, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

 Done  Cassandra  (talk) 03:52pm  April 21, 2021

File:Utau Thai cv-vc ขอใจเเรกเบอร์โทร Demo Song SiriLoid.mp3

Orphaned file please delete. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:51, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

Of fucking course it was uploaded by Pugsleyfan69420. Anyways, huffed.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:32am  April 22, 2021

Way to confirm if you are innocent of your socking

Ask Celeste if they are aware of which of my sanctions has the longest block. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:04, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

I'll send them a Special:EmailUser asking to reply here. Hopefully it won't take long.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:34am  April 22, 2021

pugsley

I propose that for an iban violation, she is blocked for 2+n days, that being the amount of messages she sends to JJPMaster, and for the VFD/VFP/ICU/QVFD ban, it should be 3 days per item nominated. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:59, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

Sounds like a good idea, but I'll keep the rules unwritten just so I can perform a higher amount of administrative abuse.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:34am  April 22, 2021

Q2

One of Pugsley's sanctions state, User may not upload files onto Wikimedia Commons for the sole purpose of bypassing this rule. But we have no juristiction over other sites, and only in severe cases (severe xwiki abuse) do we block users who disrupt one wiki. Tldr yes it works in theory but in practice no. If an image is disruptive on Commons, it will most likely get deleted.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:02, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

Basically, to enforce this, if Pugsleyfan uses an image from Wikimedia Commons that was uploaded the day it was used on Uncyclopedia, something fishy can be smelled.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:36am  April 22, 2021

Note

Hi Cassie, it is critical that we alert any new admins (especially MrX) not to delete Freya (cat). First IPv6 logged out edit, very important, but MrX said it is not that important, and I fear that that page might be huffed. as it is extremely likely he succeeds, we should probably do it now. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:15, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

I went ahead and put a small note in the article about that. It's kinda small, but I think admins will notice it before huffing. Please feel free to revise it if I didn't get the wording right lol. MrX blow me 20:24, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

You don't have to pay so much attention to one specific article! Putting it into the editnotice shouldn't hurt though.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:37am  April 22, 2021

Editnotices don’t show when deleting the page. Only editing. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:19, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

Sunkyjay

Sunkyjay (contribs  • checkuser • abuse log) might a sapambot. Please verify carefully. Notify them of false positive if it is deemed to be one -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:49, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

Warned. I also used {{Uw-spambot}}, so please send frogelines over.  Cassandra  (talk) 09:53pm  April 21, 2021

Djeetin

Djeetin (contribs  • checkuser • abuse log) is a spambot.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:53, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

User was warned.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:42am  April 22, 2021

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User_talk:Cassie#Uncyclopedia:Re-feature_queue.2FNominate

Is not resolved.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:06, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

FINE.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:43am  April 22, 2021

MerryKnox80

Please block them, and use this reasoning. An idiot, dumb, and stupid spambot; an idiot, dumb, and stupid sockmaster - in fact, has created over 260 socks, being on UN:LSD, forcing us to write many abuse filters to combat this spam, and I mean multiple. {DO NOT UNBLOCK} . -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:43, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

New socking detected, can't block just yet (gotta hunt down those IPs).  Cassandra  (talk) 11:39am  April 22, 2021

Block evasion

$ encyclopedia 2 (contribs  • checkuser • encyclopedia 2 abuse log), $ encyclopedia 1 (contribs  • checkuser • encyclopedia 1 abuse log), $ $ $ $ encyclopedia encyclopedia 0 (contribs  • checkuser • $ $ $ encyclopedia encyclopedia 0 abuse log), per UN:DUCK are socks of 0 encyclopedia. Please run a sleeper check, block any and all IPs, and create a filter to stop this user. And please add them to UN:LSD. 15 socks, my god.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:21, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

CU'd, filtered (Filter 91) and LSD'd (LSD 12).  Cassandra  (talk) 11:45pm  April 21, 2021

Block the underlying IPs, please. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:48, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

I'll perform IP checks later.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:49pm  April 21, 2021

Two new instances of sockpuppetry detected. Abuse filter is working.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:41am  April 22, 2021

Only warning

 Done.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:43am  April 22, 2021

Widgets

Is Widgets more of a security risk or an actual cool script? JJP_Master 00:25, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

Security risk; please make it so that it can only run Javascript that is specified in one's own common.js file.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:45am  April 22, 2021

I think I'll make it select from a special file like widgetconfig.json instead in order to allow user-specific widgets, but maybe, like the Widgets extension, create a fully protected pseudo-namespace for widgets that can run for all. JJP_Master 12:36, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

 Fixed. I've made it automatically cease running of the script if a widget is not in a user's personal preferences. JJP_Master 13:40, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

Image deletion...

Can you please restore the images on this article? I don't know why Zombiebaron marked them as unused other than personal vendetta.

Nevermind, I pulled them off the spoon.

Glad you could resolve it. Feels sus how it was marked as unused despite very clearly being used...  Cassandra  (talk) 10:39am  April 22, 2021

Arab-Israeli-related Article

Please ICU. Sucks. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:21, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

Gale5050, if that’s the standard you want for ICU, then most of your articles need to be tagged for ICU. I’ll put a construction tag on it because it’s a little short. MrX blow me 13:19, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

There is no joke, and it is random. My articles wouldn’t be tagged because having a high amount of humour isn’t exactly always there and some of them are pretty good, also UnNews has much lower standards and it’s in a situation where it has to be made quickly. Also it’s not too easy to make a great hurricane article.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:53, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

That page doesn’t take you to what you are looking for and if there is a joke, it took me 20 minutes to figure it out. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:54, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

I won't ICU it per MrX.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:34am  April 23, 2021

VFS

There is a tiny dispute. I think inegelible comments should be struck, WohMi thinks removed as he says it clutters. I say that it should be struck as that is how it was done in the April2020 VFS, and also it keeps it public, and there is no reason not to strike admin votes, plus it alerts others to not vote when not an admin. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:23, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

As I said before, Cassie already deleted mine when I posted, so I'm pretty sure I know Cassie's answer already. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:19, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

Yes,but he likes rollbacking and being quick, so...Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:51, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

Image/file rule for pugsley

One week per extra page/file is very harsh. I mean they got blocked for a month for barely anything. I think we should reduce it to a day, maybe 2, really any more is admin abuse. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:24, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

Eh, being harsh is fine. I made the limits fairly generous for a reason. Remember, I'm being merciful towards you because I have hope that you can be a good Uncyclopedian; I'm being harsh towards Pugsleyfan69420 because I do not have hope there.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:35am  April 23, 2021

Celeste

Please redirect to ungames:UnCeleste

Did it for you... whoever you are. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:43, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

 Cassandra  (talk) 11:36am  April 23, 2021

Q3

Does UN:BDH equal w:WP:BLP? And can we bug JJPMaster to make those RW templates. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:33, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

BDH is more of a humorous tie-in to w:WP:STICK. JJP_Master 19:02, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

Q4

Is there a “no consensus” here? Like if a VFD is out for a year and has +1 to delete, would it be deleted or be a “no consensus” (especially if it has a 5-4 score)? Also what about a 4-3 forum, does that pass or default to “no consensus”? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:36, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

It's up to the adminses to interpret what is a consensus or no. Depends honestly. In those cases, a consensus "could be counted"; however, if it is exactly tied, the closing admin could perform a supervote.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:44am  April 23, 2021

Desciclopedia

Please ICU. I mean wtf? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:07, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

Redirected to Uncyclopedia since Desciclopedia is basically Uncyc in another language.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:42am  April 23, 2021

User: 2601:444:201:9e70::/64

Please block. Spambot /64. (Btw can I be allowed to quote w:WP:/64? The essay explains why you need to block a whole /64). Because as it clearly states, The basics are this: each connection that uses IPv6 has access to many IP addresses on a range, and for many users the individual IPv6 address can change frequently, sometimes even within an hour. and While IPv6 ranges can get very large and have many users, typically one user/connection/physical location has access to a /64 range, and you can usually treat this as you would one IPv4 address. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:58, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

Do not quote /64 unless there are 2+ users in the said /64 range who have been blocked or otherwise caught by an abuse filter already. If there are 2+ users please let me know and I'll perform the block. Anyways, I'd like confirmation concerning whether that IP range has 2+ users or no.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:40am  April 23, 2021

Please create a few MediaWiki pages

Please create the following MediaWiki namespace pages:

1. MediaWiki:Gender-unknown with "Use gender-neutral terms when possible (e.g. "their contributions")"
2. MediaWiki:Gender-female with "Use feminine terms when possible (e.g. "her contributions")"
3. MediaWiki:Gender-male with "Use masculine terms when possible (e.g. "his contributions")"

JJP_Master 22:03, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

 Done  Cassandra  (talk) 11:42am  April 23, 2021

A quick request

Please change the parts where you referred to me as "he" to "they" on Uncyclopedia:VFS#JJPMaster. JJP_Master 23:36, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

 Done Fuck transphobia.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:02, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

173.254.192.0/18

Please block. Proxy.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:04, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

 Done  Cassandra  (talk) 11:46am  April 23, 2021

Why

did WohMi get just a L2 for violating UN:PII? I know he has been a big help, but that is extremely severe and called outing. As a baseline, WP generally gives a 4im no matter who it is for PII revelation. A level 2 warning does not assume bad faith, and this is strong where we cannot assume good faith. You'd probably be desysopped if you gave out people's IPs. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:27, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

What did I do? WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:22, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

I'll email you. This material is not to be stated on Uncyclopedia.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:32, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Re: Cassie's comment on your talk page - it's not bueracracy, it's making thejustice systemmore fair. I mean, I got 2 hour block for revealing you are said sock and you get a Level 2 warning for violating a major policy? This is not a "forgive and forget" situation - this is "shoot first, ask questions later" type of scenario, not one that is casually waded off. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:55, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Gale5050, I’m going to advise you to do 2 things (tho I feel I’m hopelessly wasting my time and energy again, just like everyone else who has tried to work with you):

1. Calm down.
2. Stop acting authoritative. You’ve been told this before.

You’ve been warned about a million mistakes you’ve made a million times, that’s why you get blocked. Be thankful that your blocks weren’t longer. You’re way more disruptive than Pugsleyfan69420. MrX blow me 04:46, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

You also let misogyny stand (Megatexas) and don’t wish to act fast when a user reveals there PII, so you’re not the most reliable source, also your statement about pugsley is untrue. Spamming >100 pages in your user space is disruptive, even if it isn’t mainspace. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 11:31, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Please listen to other users, Gale5050. It can only help you, and cannot hurt you.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:45am  April 23, 2021

I was, but he was casting aspersions. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:23, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

No Gale5050, I wasn't casting aspersions, I was straight up telling you directly that you're disruptive. MrX blow me 16:27, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFH/ZombiebaronResignation

Hi Cassie, you said Do not close VFH until shortly before July 11, 2021. Feature specifically on that day (10th anniversary of ZB initially becoming bureaucrat). Note to self: designate that day as National Zombiebaron Day, and prepare a site reskin for that purpose. —Cassie at the VFH above. Please change it to Do not close VFH until shortly before July 11, 2021. Feature specifically on that day (10th anniversary of ZB initially becoming bureaucrat), assuming the VFH passes. Note to self: designate that day as National Zombiebaron Day, and prepare a site reskin for that purpose. —Cassie It's rather bold to come out and say it guarenteed will pass. It' 9-2, +7 support. As seen in Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:As Bernie Sanders starts his second term, we reflect on his Presidency so far, the tide can quickly turn, and as such, probably best to add that just for caution. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:33, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Eh, won't need to change it. It already had 10 votes at one given point so it doesn't matter.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:46am  April 23, 2021

User:Pugsleyfan69420/Adrian Vu Secrets

Please delete. I mean, wtf? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 11:37, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

 Done  Cassandra  (talk) 11:47am  April 23, 2021

User:Pugsleyfan69420/OH MAH GAWD 7

Please throw into VFD. Not utter garbage, but still pretty bad even in user space.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 11:38, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

 Done  Cassandra  (talk) 11:47am  April 23, 2021

213.230.110.100

Proxy, please block a year.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 11:50, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

 Done  Cassandra  (talk) 10:17am  April 24, 2021

WHY

are you closing your talk page on May 1? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 11:50, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

You'll find out from the next UnSignpost. Requests that day will be done on User talk:Charlie (currently a redirect to my talkpage, but won't be a redirect on that day).  Cassandra  (talk) 11:54am  April 23, 2021

Is it the administrators' noticeboard? JJP_Master 11:58, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Maybe, possibly. Also, would I be allowed to edit UN:AN if it ever came to light?Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:08, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Probably yes with restrictions (e.g. one new thread per day). On May 1st I'll just leave a message saying "please msg Charliebot instead"; May 2nd will be business as usual.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:49pm  April 23, 2021

Piss53

Possible spambot. Possible username vio. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:31, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

MrX, please also check the filter log. A {{uw-spambot}} warning might be in order. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:21, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

A block might be in order, I won't waste time with another warning. MrX blow me 16:25, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

I don’t think a block is in order - if it is, it should not exceed mkre then a few days, per UN:BITE.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:26, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

what, im not banned? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Piss53 (talk • contribs)

Piss53 no, but you have done slightly bannable things so I am trying to push for you to only recieve a warning but you might be banned. Cassie, what do you say? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:17, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

MrX can you explain why you should put him at Ban Patrol without warning him? Generally vandalism calls for at least 2 warnings before BP, and what he did wasn't that bad. I think a 4im is the best option, Cassie, it's your call but its probably the best option.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:58, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Although, the existence of dev/random implies that Piss53 uses GNU/Linux, and as such any blocks should be decreased by ±69 milliseconds. JJP_Master 20:01, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Piss53 clearly isn't doing anything constructive. The Ohdear template is a warning. Piss53 removed it from their talk page (the removal alone isn't a problem) and replaced it with "Piss53 off". The user clearly has no intention of working with us in any useful manner. MrX blow me 20:02, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

"useful"? MrX User:Piss2/sig

MrX, I said 2-3. Ohdear counts as warning one. Where is the second? I think a final warning is in order. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:06, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

I don't. MrX blow me 20:07, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Went with a two hour block.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:18am  April 24, 2021

Q5

How do you feel that pugsley will come back? Do you feel excited or are you scared. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:30, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

I predict that she will be re-blocked again less than five minutes after her block expires. JJP_Master 16:31, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

I’m both excited and nervous. I think pugsley certainly has some positive contributions if we stop being overly harsh on her and take it step by step like MrX did, but I don’t think she’ll survive a week. I gave her an offer to expand on my articles, so. I do think pugsley’s sanctions are overly strict. I think that the blocks are the Problem tho, not the content. Weird to see MrX preferring her to me, however. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:34, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

It's because you're more disruptive than she is. But anyway I'm also not holding my breath. I reached out and tried, we'll see what happens. MrX blow me 16:39, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Cassie isn't being harsh. He is notoriously lenient compared with just about all other admins in this site's history. You shouldn't be criticising him but thanking him every day for permitting you to remain on this website. I've seen users permabanned for doing FAR less annoying shit than you do Pugsley is lucky not to have been permabanned yet. Why don't you mind your own business about other poeple's sanctions, blocking and punishments and let the admins take care of it? And yes...MrX is right...you are infinitely more disruptive than Pugsley. ShabiDOO 17:25, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

It's this again.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:37, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Well sinceI have to rebute - Alden and Aimsplode engaged in pediophilia, and Arthur by a minor extent. Kiko had a very long history of disruption, but I will admit they were being hard on them until they made numerous socks. For TigerManCP, I quote Ban evasion, socking, voter fraud, de facto vandalism, stub spamming, being dismissive of repeated warnings, used up multiple second chances, several violations of UN:OFFICE. The list goes on. DO NOT UNBLOCK. Another n00b was in 2011.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:40, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Side note; wasn't Another n00b blocked solely because of minor formatting issues in their comments? JJP_Master 17:50, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Blah blah blah. I was blocked for forgetting to sign a VFD, for being sarcastic and for making a joke vote count change. I've seen users blocked for doing shit a fraction as obnoxious as the stuff you do. You get away with so much and bitch that you are treated unfairly. Recognise how favourably treated you are and let the admins handle blocks and punishments. They don't need your input. ShabiDOO 18:00, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Uh... I don't think I've ever claimed that I've been treated unfairly, nor have I done anything "obnoxious".JJP_Master 18:17, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Be careful! That could very easily be said against you as well. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:12, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

JJPMaster, I'm pretty sure Shabidoo was talking to Gale5050 there. MrX blow me 20:04, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

JJP I don't have the slightest issue with you. This place would see a great loss if you were blocked and there isn't any reason to do so. Of course I was referring to Gale5050. ShabiDOO 21:39, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Shabidoo, check the 4th section to see why I said that comment. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:52, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Gale5050, I don't have time for your stupid games. Listen to people and stop arguing with them. ShabiDOO 21:56, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

@Gale5050: Please listen to other people. Also, I do not understand your fanaticism with UN:OFFICE and so many of our internal site policies. I want & need you to change for the better, so please do.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:20am  April 24, 2021

Latina

Please hack up the latest revisions and RevDel them similar to Kitten Golfing. Needed because you destroyed part of the history and it causes attribution concerns as you were not the sole editor of the page. Thanks. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:47, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

There are no concerns here. Sorry.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:32am  April 24, 2021

Luna69420

Absolutely 100% a sock of Pugsley. Deal with that as you will. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:29, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Apparently they forgot their password. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:29, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Maybe just block Pugsleyfan69420 and let her edit on the new account? Blocking both wouldn't be the end of the world either. MrX blow me 19:32, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

I think we should block Pugsleyfan69420 (with autoblock disabled of course) and leave this account running, however, if they are blocked, Pugsley should be the one to be blocked indef. Luna should be blocked for 11 days. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:36, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

I think we should let Cassie handle it. Also Andrew, not really your place to be putting around block-time suggestions. Just sayin'. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:37, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

WohMi, it states Breach of the "one account only" sanction will lead to a 4+n-day block per logged action performed using a sockpuppet or IP address. Sockpuppets will be blocked indefinitely on sight. IPs may be softblocked for up to a maximum of 182 days. In this case, they made 7 edits, so 4+7=11.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:38, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

I chose to assume good faith and permanently huff Pugsleyfan69420. Sanctions continue to apply as if same account, as if the original block wore off. @Luna69420:: don't fuck up this time!  Cassandra  (talk) 09:44pm  April 23, 2021

Let's hope! MrX blow me 21:49, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Possible UN:BITE violation

This rollback called for an edit summary IMO.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:08, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Gale5050, seriously, calm down. Rollback was fine there. Edit summaries are optional. Your constant shit stirring and wikidrama is getting really annoying. MrX blow me 20:09, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Sorry MrX, but you have also used rollback inappropriately. I can think of one example. Remember Piss53 is a newbie who hasn't had proper warning. If he is blocked, he would've been bitten. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:12, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Gale5050, that wasn't an inappropriate use of rollback. You were trying to "clean up" cussing and other things here for your own "Wikipedia-lite" that you want Uncyc to be. That is vandalism. Even still, using rollback to revert edits really isn't a big deal. You're making a mountain out of a molehill. There's a reason you're indef blocked on multiple wikis. Start listening and calm down. Seriously. I'd say please again, but that never works with you. Nothing works with you. MrX blow me 20:15, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

And Piss53 is literally asking to be banned. MrX blow me 20:16, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

I'll concede Piss53 is behaving disruptively, and a ban might be warrented. As such, Piss53, this is a final warning. However, the reason for my block at least on Wikipedia is socking and also violating w:WP:NOTHERE, apparently. That's also why I was blocked on WD, Meta might have been relating to that. But srsly, dont report users to UN:BP until they have gotten multiple warnings and still persist. Not one but multiple.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:20, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

No, Gale5050, you seriously don't tell others what to do. I'll report someone to Ban Patrol when they obviously aren't going to stop being disruptive. MrX blow me 20:23, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Btw, if you are wondering about your 25 second jokeblock, it stemmed from that incident. For any onlookers, note the cussing was introduced on July 26 by WackyWars, whom MrX welcomed immediately thereafter. (Sus.) I attempted to remove it on August 3. <2 hrs later I got reverted. I tried on 8/10.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:24, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

I'll give you the full story. Piss53 certainly should get a final warning, but not a block. While he ha made disruptive pages and might be a spammer, how he was treated is not ok. We aid him nicely, not report him to BP without a 2nd warning. This edit was made in good faith. He tried to make Uncyclopedia less offensive, which we don't like but does not call for a rollback. That rollback is uncalled for too. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:57, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

thanks, I always knew im innocent! Piss53 (talk) 21:46, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Gale, you've missed both Piss's and MrX's point entirely. Piss53 is definitely a troll. Check their userpage for more proof. Besides, I don't think anybody treated Piss53 with any contempt. And, of all the people to complain about this, I find it ironic coming from the person who frequently insults spambots; most of which are either already banned, definitely a robot, or both. Looking forward to your 1-Up! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 21:15, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Gale5050, listen to the other users and stop arguing with them. ShabiDOO 21:47, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

You don't get it. Multiple people think it's ok to "casually rollback". I give another example - this. Rollback should only be used for edits that clearly don't need an edit summary and is obvious they are wrong, none of the examples are. I know it's easier to rollback but using summaries is helpful. MrX if you really want to make your life easier, you can install Huggle, which will hopefully make it a lot easier to use canned edit summaries. It would also make it to use our series of user warning templates, all in 1 click, and we do need more Huggle editors. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:00, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

As far as I know, it is okay to "casually rollback." I don't feel that I need to add a note explaining why I rolled something back when someone could easily just go to the edit history and see what was rolled back. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 22:25, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

But they don't know why. WohMi I would also recommend Huggle for you as well - but you would first need to create a WP account and log in to use it which is why I can't. You don't need to have rollback on WP, just create an account, log out and log in, maybe make an edit or two as WP does need you.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:50, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

I only have one thing to say... EURGGHHHHH.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:34am  April 24, 2021

forum request

I was thinking of making a forum on introducing Wikipedia like classes, for example start class, C-class, B-class and A-class, to assess how close it would be to VFH. If not that complicated, my propose is start class, average class and good class. Certainly adds bueracracy but also will cut off bad VFHs. Also this is not resolved. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:28, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Please don't. MrX blow me 22:39, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

I'll admit the first forum is a bad idea and I did withdraw it but please lemme do my other one. Yes I'll concede it was a bad idea. The 1st one. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:49, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

And make sure you respond before archiving, Cassie! As well as other sections above.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:39, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

I'd prepare the cancellations if I were you, Andrew. Or better yet, I'd work on an article! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 23:40, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

I'll do both. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:49, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Don't do article classes... please. Too much bureaucracy. And please don't cancel me.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:36am  April 24, 2021