User talk:Piss53

Oh Dear...

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Piss53, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

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If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  MrX blow me 16:18, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Additionally

Don't delete stuff on talk pages. Ignore this if you're trolling, but if you aren't, it's common courtesy to leave stuff as it is. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:42, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

Additional Question

Is this pugsley? I noticed that you said on MrX's page "please don't ban me a third time". Funny enough, neither the Pugsley69420 account nor your newer account "luna69420" are blocked... If you're just some rando, then never mind this. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 21:19, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

The edit to Hyena makes me... confused. JJP_Master 21:29, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

It was likely a form of trolling. In any case, I also thought that this user might be Pugsleyfan69420, mainly from Dev/random. MrX blow me 21:33, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

No sock detected.  Cassandra  (talk) 09:49pm  April 23, 2021

Notification: Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 2 hours for trolling and vandalism. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions. If you think there are good reasons why you should be unblocked, you may request an unblock by adding {{unblock|your reason here}} below.  Cassandra  (talk) 21:49, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

When you are unblocked, consider making some good contributions. I'm not always right, but I think I detect a hint of funny in you, which is (usually) all that you need. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 21:50, 23 April 2021 (UTC)

In jail

You can watch Uncyclopedia, but you can't shag the sheep.

Oops... looks like you are having problems that landed you in jail for 1 day. Once the guards release you, please be sure to check the local laws to make sure you understand what you did wrong. If you feel like you have been wrongly imprisoned, then you may grab the attention of a guard by copying the following code onto the bottom of your talk page: {{unblock|reason=Your reason here}}. Please be sure to provide a valid reason, or else... you will find your mouth taped shut for the duration of your jailtime, or possibly see it extended.

MrX blow me  15:14, 6 May 2021 (UTC)