User talk:Cassie/archive21

If DPL fucks up, please this page.

Upload image

I want to upload a diagram of a Minecraft machine that rains cats and dogs (and chickens), but it does not pass file verification. The file is now at https://ibb.co/tY9nbSz. Could you upload it? --Kabberwock (talk) 04:07, 3 July 2021 (UTC)

Now I have uploaded it in some way. --Kabberwock (talk) 07:49, 3 July 2021 (UTC)

Probably a file name issue -- there is a filename blacklist, IIRC.  Cassandra  (talk) 17:30, 3 July 2021 (UTC)

Might...

...be a good idea to clean up VFH? There are at least three worth closing as unsuccessful and even Zombie's letter might be worth closing at this point. ShabiDOO 17:36, 3 July 2021 (UTC)

Sounds like a good idea! I haven't really maintained VFH as much recently, simply because there has been no Gale5050 to pester me. Oh well, cleanup time!  Cassandra  (talk) 17:38, 3 July 2021 (UTC)

Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 69 seconds for committing Buzz Aldrin-esque conspiracies. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop committing Buzz Aldrin-esque conspiracies. Thaaanks! MrX blow me 03:51, 4 July 2021 (UTC)

Eurgh, fine...  Cassandra  (talk) 11:18, 5 July 2021 (UTC)

oops...

I messed up trying to take care of this. Can you move Uncyclopedia:Beginner's_Guide/Overview to Uncyclopedia:Beginner's_Guide over the redirect? I can't do it. That would make the pointless redirect link at the top disappear. Uncyclopedia:Beginner's_Guide/Overview should be the redirect.

 Done (I think). I guess I should have left a redirect behind. Feel free to create that if it's still necessary. MrX blow me 06:08, 4 July 2021 (UTC)

Thank you! XOXO

Thanks for taking care of this MrX! Sorry I was down yesterday, food poisoning FML.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:20, 5 July 2021 (UTC)

Fo sho babes. MrX blow me 18:26, 5 July 2021 (UTC)

Hey...

This series of templates... {{Uw-notcensored1}}, {{Uw-notcensored2}}, {{Uw-notcensored3}} are all unused and heavily referring to wikipedia. Any idea why they exist? I'm sure we could make something much better and more concise. {{Uw-disruptive1}}, {{Uw-disruptive2}}, {{Uw-disruptive3}} and {{Uw-generic4}} also.  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 10:57, 7 July 2021

@Zana Dark: I imported most of them, and they are meant to be substituted: the templates are meant to be used with tools like Huggle or RedWarn, in order to warn disruptive users. However, many of them haven't been modified to work with Uncyclopedia yet (they were implemented just as we were getting started with the Uw system). I definitely agree that they can and should be modified to be much more Uncyclopedia-esque and concise!  Cassandra  (talk) 14:11, 7 July 2021 (UTC)

OK, gotcha... I will keep that in mind for the backburner. I need to understand more about how they are used, but it seems most of that action can be handled with a switch template. In the meantime I can go through and change Wikipedia to Uncyclopedia, etc. But I still have 200 advisory templates and 1300 user templates that I'm sorting and displaying for usage. Thanks!  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 21:27, 7 July 2021

No problem! I doubt a switch template would work for automated input though, because the tools used are literally Wikipedia carbon-copies with a hint of Uncyclopedia salt applied on top.  Cassandra  (talk) 13:19, 8 July 2021 (UTC)

Your official re-coronation!

Sorry for the delay, but congrats on changing into Uncyclopedia's official Hobo Queen Two! All hail Her High Highness! --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:29, 8 July 2021 (UTC)

Thank you! Now I'm casually thinking of who should be Uncyclopedia's official Hobo Royal Three...  Cassandra  (talk) 03:04, 9 July 2021 (UTC)

I'm thinking either Cat or Kippy. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 19:55, 12 July 2021 (UTC)

PLS

Hey, you still need to judge the best template for PLS. Once you do and Wohmi does the best main article, you can declare the winners. ShabiDOO 11:23, 14 July 2021 (UTC)

Sounds good, will do now.... and done. Sorry for the delay.  Cassandra  (talk) 13:37, 20 July 2021 (UTC)

Great. If wohmi doesn't do the last one by tomorrow, that will be a week since I asked him and a month since the competition ended. If he hasn't done it by tomorrow, let's just get someone else to judge that category no? ShabiDOO 02:04, 21 July 2021 (UTC)

Hello again

Can you create MediaWiki:Dot-separator ( <b>·</b> ) – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 16:45, 19 July 2021 (UTC)

 Done MrX blow me 18:20, 19 July 2021 (UTC)

Thanks. 41.254.65.252 (talk) 13:08, 20 July 2021 (UTC)

Thanks again for covering this for me, MrX.  Cassandra  (talk) 13:38, 20 July 2021 (UTC)

Fo sho. MrX blow me 16:11, 20 July 2021 (UTC)

Thanks so much

For the PLS contest, it was a great joy and fun! ~ Kakun · talk 07:15, 21 July 2021 (UTC)

No problem! I know I haven't been as active on Uncyclopedia as of lately... hopefully someone can take care of the payment, hehe.  Cassandra  (talk) 19:25, 26 July 2021 (UTC)

Hi

Do you think i am eligible get any user right here ? (Eg rollback and other such shit)Burds890 (talk)

Yep! The usual way is just to politely ask an admin (or in my case, a crat) and hope they treat you nicely. I will treat you nicely this time. I emphasize: this time.  Cassandra  (talk) 19:26, 26 July 2021 (UTC)

i was only questioning about eligibility but Thank you so much anywayBurds890 (talk) 11:59, 28 July 2021 (UTC)

No problem!  Cassandra  (talk) 13:57, 29 July 2021 (UTC)

New feature, Also an overlook of VFD.

I think we should feature a new article, and also close transsexual and POV from the vfd. Also I found preggobear. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rt5XfhEs5kY – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs)

I'll look into it in a moment! Next time, don't forget to sign your messages.  Cassandra  (talk) 19:28, 26 July 2021 (UTC)

Site notice

Hi. Could you please put up a site notice for the results for PLS please? You can use this link: Uncyclopedia:Poo_Lit_Surprise#2021

CHEEEEEEERS ShabiDOO 15:50, 27 July 2021 (UTC)

 Done MrX blow me 20:44, 27 July 2021 (UTC)

Thank you so much for taking care of this before I could log on!  Cassandra  (talk) 22:04, 27 July 2021 (UTC)

Any time :) MrX blow me 22:06, 27 July 2021 (UTC)

Do you believe in magic?

MAGIC 8 BALL

Okay

Technically I guess it's viewed as paganism or a dark art in terms of religion. Scientifically it's the stuff that the X Files are made of. I'm sure Fox Mulder loves these things. I use mine pretty much every time I have to make a decision, especially important ones. Here you go...  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 10:18, 30 July 2021

I feel that it really depends on the situation. Some things in this world kind of have to be magic, in a way, but I'm not sure. Hmmm...  Cassandra  (talk) 12:13, 1 August 2021 (UTC)

I have to apoligize

I thought you had an alt acc, I had no clue that it was a dead name, I am very sorry for what I did The extremely perverted girl (talk) 16:07, 6 August 2021 (UTC)

No problem, don't worry about it. The important thing is to not repeat mistakes!  Cassandra  (talk) 16:12, 6 August 2021 (UTC)

Por qua?

Z Templates

•  Template:Z1 ( edit | logs | links | delete )

•  Template:Z10 ( edit | logs | links | delete )

•  Template:Z number doc ( edit | logs | links | delete )

Sorry to bother you, but... uhh...  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:12, 16 August 2021

Yeah, I see. w:Template:Z_number_documentation should explain why these exist.  Cassandra  (talk) 13:42, 20 August 2021 (UTC)

Those are redirects with a master list. They are being considered for deletion at Wikipedia also. What is their purpose here? Can you categorize them? Charlie maybe? Category:Templates used by RedWarn or something... I've whittled the 'uncategorized templates' page down to under 500.  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:00, 20 August 2021

I'll categorize them once I have some time. Which means soon™.  Cassandra  (talk) 14:18, 21 August 2021 (UTC)

I took care of it.  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:13, 25 August 2021

Can we get a new featured article?

It’s 5am where I live and I stayed up all night after overdosing on taurine Willy on wheels (talk) 09:08, 5 September 2021 (UTC)

Hmph, time to check VFH for the first time in a good couple weeks.  Cassandra  (talk) 14:57, 5 September 2021 (UTC)

Hi

2601:192:8701:B4C0:0:0:0:D14A (talk) 21:39, 12 September 2021 (UTC)

 Cassandra  (talk) 23:38, 12 September 2021 (UTC)

Medieval Marginalia

Hi. I left a message on WohMi's talk page in reference to this article. He hasn't responded to my enquiry. Medieval Marginalia was written by Sog1970 and currently resides on the Spoon with the full edit history. I don't know why WohMi chose to post this here as you are aware there is a long standing tradition between the two Uncyclopedias that writers are free to post their articles to either location. However there is no permission to simply lift one article from one site to another without asking the author(s) first. This wasn't done here. I trust you can delete this as soon as possible. Thanks. RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:29, 13 September 2021 (UTC)

Hi. First off I can assure you that WohMi meant no disrespect. Please see the discussion on my talk page. You'll see that we were appraised of another site by a random IP address. This particular site appears to have a lot of our history, like a lot of it. WohMi was simply attempting to unite everything. I'm sorry that he was too busy to get back to you, I'm sure he will soon. Please also feel free to hit me up. MrX blow me 09:43, 13 September 2021 (UTC)

K I went ahead and huffed it. Please always feel free to hit me up for anything. Cheers. MrX blow me 09:54, 13 September 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for your quick response MrX. The matter has been resolved. I will also check your talk page. RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:44, 13 September 2021 (UTC)

Fo sho. MrX blow me 16:07, 13 September 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for taking of this in a timely manner, MrX. Much appreciated  Cassandra  (talk) 20:04, 16 September 2021 (UTC)

Ayo thanks

Thanks for unblocking me - 2601:192:8701:B4C0:0:0:0:D14A (talk) 18:57, 18 September 2021 (UTC)

No problem!  Cassandra  (talk) 14:15, 2 October 2021 (UTC)

Question

I changed UN:TRANS, I just want to ask what I did was ok since I don't think xenogenders should be part of the policy since many of them have 0 people identifying as them. Also, I've only seen TERFs say that gender was a social construct.

I changed the latter half to be safe - mentioning that no neopronouns have been generally accepted by a style guide / formal dictionary means that we can just keep it that way. Always better to be proactively inclusive instead of reactively.  Cassandra  (talk) 13:12, 3 October 2021 (UTC)

What happened to r/uncyclopedia?

title Willy on wheels (talk) 13:26, 5 October 2021 (UTC) my tilde key isn't working

Kip isn't posting there anymore for some reason.  Cassandra  (talk) 16:41, 9 October 2021 (UTC)

Abuse Filter

IMO the abuse filter needs cleaning up. It works pretty well, but there are too many extremely specific spam patterns, I think they should all just be merged into a "Rare/Specific spam pattern" section. (15, 44, 52, 61, 62, 63, 64, 67, 77, 78, and 85 would be examples of a very specific spam pattern.) Also, full abuse filter details should be available, spambots probably don't target Uncyclopedia but just go on random "wiki" domains to advertise their website, and Uncyclopedia is on the list. A full list probably wouldn't find them bypassing, since they often use euphemisms anyway. (such as "penis enlargement" changing to "male enhancement") Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:45, 22 October 2021 (UTC)

I agree, but I must admit that the abuse filters were often created on a whim to target a specific sub-class of vandals. I could merge them if needed. My main concern (however) with such a merged filter is that it might hit the limit and get throttled; there is an internal limit as a safety valve, but if an abuse filter is hit too many times it can easily reach said limit. I'll look into it one day...  Cassandra  (talk) 20:34, 31 October 2021 (UTC)

Gale's ban

Hey Cassie, I thought this might interest you. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 20:57, 25 October 2021 (UTC)

VFS

I’m pretty sure we’ve talked about forgoing the admin only runoff, and I highly doubt there would be any difference if we held it for WohMi. Would you please do the honors when you get a chance? MrX blow me 03:40, 1 November 2021 (UTC)

I know I'm late, but I'll cast my symbolic vote now @MrX:.  Cassandra  (talk) 00:02, 4 November 2021 (UTC)

Old Request

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Talk:ICarly&oldid=6115368

I mistakenly edited a talk page and even though I reverted the talk page, I want this old edit history of mine to be removed. Can you make it inaccessible so no one can see it? Thanks!

2603:8080:1E03:87:D9F6:F0AD:EE92:39F1 (talk) 04:35, 3 November 2021 (UTC)

Unless it's really important, it's unlikely that that's gonna be changed. I don't think that they'll take much offense to it, as you made a point to censor the no-no word. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:30, 3 November 2021 (UTC)

Hi there. I appreciate the response. You got a point. However, I would really prefer the old edit history page to be removed. I want to wait for a response from Cassie and see what happens. Thank you for understanding. 2603:8080:1E03:87:D9F6:F0AD:EE92:39F1 (talk) 04:35, 3 November 2021 (UTC)

May I ask why you would like it removed and why you did the same thing on wikipedia? MrX blow me 15:40, 3 November 2021 (UTC)

Because I was stupid enough to post a message from someone and tried to scratch out my name but after my edit, I realized people would mistake it for a cuss word (and I do not want people to take it the wrong way). I would also like to say I will NEVER do this again. I just want my post removed please. Thank you. 2603:8080:1E03:87:D9F6:F0AD:EE92:39F1 (talk) 16:10, 3 November 2021 (UTC)

Well that doesn't really answer my question, and I see no reason why this needs to be removed. If Cassie or WohMi want to remove it, they can tho. MrX blow me 16:18, 3 November 2021 (UTC)

Okay. I respect your decision. By the way, I had no idea WohMi was an admin. If I came across as rude, I apologize. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 2603:8080:1E03:87:D9F6:F0AD:EE92:39F1 (talk • contribs)

You didn't come across as rude, and WohMi just became an admin like just now. I just don't see any reason to remove it, and since an almost identical thing happened on the parody, I find this all kinda odd/interesting. MrX blow me 16:53, 3 November 2021 (UTC)

Personally I'm not against nor for. As such, in order to balance privacy and transparency, I've hidden your IP on the aforementioned edit, but I have not hidden the edits themselves. Additionally, I won't remove your edits on my talk page, once again in order to leave a paper trail! However, I must insist that no disciplinary action of any sorts will be undertaken. Since you reverted your own edits I believe that you did the edits in good faith, and as such, despite the evidence that there are similar edits on the parody, I'm okay with doing at least some steps to hide your mistakes (but not too many though).  Cassandra  (talk) 00:00, 4 November 2021 (UTC)

As MrX said, I'm the n00b adm1n, so it's all good. Besides, I didn't take any offense to it. But yeah, basically what Cassie said. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 12:36, 4 November 2021 (UTC)

The abuse filter need an update

Uncyclopedia has recently been attacked by some vandals and spammers, all of which I'd assume are the same guy. The abuse filter is failing to detect him. I personally think that he should be moved to UN:LSD, and we need an LSD filter as well. Also, there was some guy posting "Pagemove vandalism" on my userpage, which may or may not be connected. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:31, 9 November 2021 (UTC)

Not Entirely Off Topic, but I actually got the guy to stop, surprisingly. Apparently he had 500 more IPs, but when he DM'd me on discord, he said he wanted to speak to you, Willy. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:51, 9 November 2021 (UTC)

Welp, I'm intervening late, but if any similar patterns are detected please let me know so I can set up a new abuse filter.  Cassandra  (talk) 16:04, 18 December 2021 (UTC)

0 encyclopedia has returned

Their new account is The real Joe Biden, please block them and add them back to UN:LSD. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:47, 18 November 2021 (UTC)

Thank you for tagging them, etc., it's really appreciated. They seem to be still on UN:LSD so there isn't much I can do, but oh well - I think we're good for now.  Cassandra  (talk) 16:06, 18 December 2021 (UTC)

ZOMG THE HORSE-HUGGERS HAVE RETURNED!

DO IT, YOUR HIGH HIGHNESS! PROTECT UNCYC! --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:48, 29 November 2021 (UTC)

Swooping in now!  Cassandra  (talk) 16:07, 18 December 2021 (UTC)

Help???

Cassie... I dunno how to archive my talk page. I think I have the rough idea, but something's not working. My archive pagenames are basically the same as yours, so if you could tell me what to do/help out, that would be greatly appreciated. Thanks! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 14:01, 7 December 2021 (UTC)

Just create a page in your user space with whatever name you like ( User:WohMi/archive1 ) for example. Then paste the archived text in there. Make a link, usually at the top of your talkpage to that archive. Voila! ShabiDOO 17:01, 7 December 2021 (UTC)

As per shabidoo! Just do so as such, maybe adding an archive header template just so people know not to message you there.  Cassandra  (talk) 16:09, 18 December 2021 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…

See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021

Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?

Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny — Sign Up Today! (pretty please)  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:03, 13 December 2021

We'll see if I have the time to concoct up something!  Cassandra  (talk) 16:11, 18 December 2021 (UTC)

Urgent I guess

Hello Cassie, it's Senny from Illogicopedia. There's a crosswiki serial vandal going around and he has an account on here, User:Sdtfcygvbhkkk. He's hit both wackypedias and illogicopedia too. If you could block him ASAP, I'll be so thankful :) But he might have some socks here aswell, although I wouldn't know of any here. ☮Senny is a Hippie☮☮An Everlasting Love will Never Die☮ 20:22, 16 December 2021 (UTC)

I think thats just his freind he never hit illogicpedia that was j

who is "j"? Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 23:38, 16 December 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up, we'll keep a close eye on them, but seeing as they haven't done anything YET, we (or at least I) am going to give them the benefit of the doubt. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 04:42, 17 December 2021 (UTC)

they are a sock – Preceding unsigned comment added by 152.22.41.27 (talk • contribs)

@152.22.41.27, your only contributions seem to be calling people socks... So I'm a little skeptical. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:57, 17 December 2021 (UTC)

@WohMi this seems pretty sus ngl https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Special:Contributions/75.181.210.53 so whos the sock here? Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 16:56, 17 December 2021 (UTC)

also, i went to that uncyclopedia parody, and i am certain this is them, they seem to have a state mandated wikibreak for a month, and most of their contributions is trolling on the WikiHow and Uncyclopedia articles https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/75.181.210.53

as for the other IP it hasn't made an edit yet (it it could have been removed), but its from the same area as to other one (not writing where for obvious reasons), if you want you can use the geolocate tool https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/152.22.41.27 Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 17:03, 17 December 2021 (UTC)

Multiple people can edit from the same range you idiot that’s why it’s called an IP range 2603:6080:F400:2CF:84AE:C6BF:D5D3:51C6 (talk) 20:40, 17 December 2021 (UTC)

I assume your Siamese twin vandalized the uncyclopedia page on wikipedia, and then by chance you decided to come here and troll. Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 13:36, 20 December 2021 (UTC)

I'll look into it!  Cassandra  (talk) 16:13, 18 December 2021 (UTC)

Vandals incoming

they will come soon we have to make a verdict soon I dislike vandals (talk) 19:03, 18 December 2021 (UTC)

I don't see any yet...  Cassandra  (talk) 00:08, 19 December 2021 (UTC)

Vandals incoming

it’s only a matter of time before a horde of them come you should still take precautions but that’s just my suggestion these vandals are trying something new it’s been very rare that sites like this have to take precautions like this I just want the site to be normal again were we could just laugh our ass off at articles instead of having to worry about vandals I dislike vandals (talk) 01:05, 19 December 2021 (UTC)

how do you know vandals are coming? kinda sus nglWikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 13:37, 20 December 2021 (UTC)

Additionally it is really hard to predict what a vandal would do. That is why so many of our defenses are reaction-based, which is a necessity considering the vast variety of vandal attacks. Remember, we do not have a Cluebot NG here!  Cassandra  (talk) 21:39, 20 December 2021 (UTC)

Well the vandals are DEFINITELY planing something but thatz just a prediction but have a nice day 75.181.210.53 (talk) 00:12, 21 December 2021 (UTC)

Please note...

The Emoji template that you know and love has been moved to {{Celeste}}. I've hooked you up with some better shortcuts, although the ones you're used to will still work. Like {{celeste|g}} :

and {{celeste|f}} : 

. XOXO  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:12, 23 December 2021

That works! Hopefully Emoji could be a distinct template in itself which enables using any emote (including Celeste emotes but also more traditional ones) later on.  Cassandra  (talk) 00:48, 24 December 2021 (UTC)

Indeed. {{Emoji}} is now available for all standard emoji usage. However, since there are over 3000, the celeste emojis should remain separate. Only took me 3 days 🤶🏽 Enjoy!  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 04:30, 28 December 2021

The emote template is going to be so useful. Thank you so much 💜  Cassandra  (talk) 16:37, 28 December 2021 (UTC)

Merry Christmas and all that jazz

Santa Baby… Wishing you & yours a Happy Holidays & a Zana Christmas.

I heard that you were single again, well then—we should hook up real soon. Santa baby, Facebook me and give me some likes. Santa cutie, Snapchat me and send me some pix, not dicks—but if you want, I don't mind. Santa cutie, favorite me on Instagram. Slide into my chat DMs—add me to your list and we'll be more than friends. I'll follow you on Twitter too, and this Christmas won't be quite so blue. Santa baby, I saw you had a Tinder and I swiped right—found your Bumble account. Santa baby, Match with me so we can Meetup.

Santa honey, if you call me up on the phone—we'll bone. I won't play hard to get. Santa baby, do you have white hair down there? Santa baby, you don't have to wear a condom, come on—we can play 'Just the Tip'. Santa baby, even if it's just for one night. I haven't been with lots of men—but last time I got laid he said I was a ten. I'm sure that we could have some fun—if you work out and don't weigh a ton. Santa baby, don't forget the presents this year—like beer, or perhaps some good wine. Santa baby— let's get drunk, Netflix and chill…Here's a hundred dollar bill?..I'm on the pill…

 –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:39, 24 December 2021

Thank you so much, and merry Christmas to you too Zana Dark! Not sure if you're aware of this but I'm a lesbian so I'd probably finger Mrs. Claus if that were an option (and if she'd consent, of course).  Cassandra  (talk) 02:19, 26 December 2021 (UTC)

Very interesting. Well, if that's the case you may not want to go post-op. Winky poo  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:36, 26 December 2021

@Zana Dark: I'll be blunt - I'd rather use one of those silicone dildos. The preinstalled one doesn't work well with the influence of estrogen, dildos are immune to that ;)  Cassandra  (talk) 02:42, 26 December 2021 (UTC)

Sorry to hear that, whatever works for you! No judgement, but I am a fan of teh penis. XOXO  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 11:48, 27 December 2021

We all have our own preferences after all, so don't worry about it!  Cassandra  (talk) 16:40, 28 December 2021 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas Cassie! And a Happy New Year! Dababy (talk) 18:08, 25 December 2021 (UTC)

Thank you so much!! Wishing you the same - please don't freeze outside, that ain't fun!  Cassandra  (talk) 02:20, 26 December 2021 (UTC)

Thanks lol! being from new england, i will try not to :) Dababy (talk) 04:18, 26 December 2021 (UTC)

It's worse in Canuckistan, trust me.  Cassandra  (talk) 16:37, 28 December 2021 (UTC)

Could you please check this out?

hey, a sock of the user you banned, is being an ass with a previously banned ip, would you mind checking it out, as its starting to get annoying https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Special:Contributions/75.181.210.53 Dababy (talk) 18:01, 28 December 2021 (UTC)

Verifying now  Cassandra  (talk) 03:43, 31 December 2021 (UTC)

PF4Eva took the lead. However, if anything else comes up don't hesitate to reach out to me.  Cassandra  (talk) 03:44, 31 December 2021 (UTC)

If you have time..

I need judges for * Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition. It's mostly images and I've set up scorecards. It shouldn't take very long. If not, no worries. XOXO  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:33, 29 December 2021

I probably should have time around January 2 or 3. I'll do some judging then if that works for you!  Cassandra  (talk) 03:45, 31 December 2021 (UTC)

Ips

can you help my ip get unblocked I want to make an alt account in case of emergencies I dislike vandals (talk) 02:19, 30 December 2021 (UTC)

 Done. Thank PF4Eva.  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 11:46, 30 December 2021