User talk:Cassie/archive19

If DPL fucks up, please this page.

Your sig

Hi Cassie, your sig fixed up VFH but not VFD. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:59, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

Goddamnit. I made sure it worked. Mind showing me an example?  Cassandra  (talk) 01:20, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

Gross

Have you seen the movie Hard Rock Zombies? Anyways, there's a song about Cassie in that movie, it must be about you.

@Zana Dark: Never heard about it before. What is the song even about?  Cassandra  (talk) 01:37, 1 May 2021 (l:Contributions/JJPMaster|ter]] 01:38, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

You should watch the movie, it's a pretty good dark comedy. Keep in mind that it is a b-movie... This is just the song:

No problem Zana! Thanks for all the good templating these last few months :)  Cassandra  (talk) 10:09, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

Why am I on your vandal list?

• I understand that Uncyclopedia is a humor site. But see the last entry in the table in page Uncyclopedia:Large Shit Dumpyard :: is my presence in this list humorous or is it a serious accusation? If it is a serious accusation, I would be thankful if you could either prove it or remove it. Thanks. Anthony Appleyard (talk) 12:04, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

@Anthony Appleyard: Entry LSD 01 is ALWAYS equivalent to oneself's username. So, in my case, it'll display "Cassie"; if say Zombiebaron were to navigate to that page, it would say "Zombiebaron". As such, it's 100% humorous.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:33, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

Congratulations...

...on your transition. I truly admire you for taking this step Cassie! ShabiDOO 12:31, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

@Shabidoo: Thank you so much!  Cassandra  (talk) 12:33, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

request for a filter

To stop the CEO spam you dealt with a few days ago. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:05, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

Mind giving me a permalink to the spam (or a page history containing the spam) so I can analyze how to block said spam?  Cassandra  (talk) 01:49pm  May 1, 2021

The page is deleted. It was at UnNews talk:Biden will recognize Hillary as 45th President. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:33, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

Thank you for the information. It shouldn't be too tough for me to lump in together with some other blocking spam filter or something.For some reason I'm still using my old signature. How dumb of me.  Cassandra  (talk) 15:05, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

Edit request on Uncyclopedia:Administrators' noticeboard/header

Can we change request oversight on a page, please email Cassie directly. to :* request oversight on a page, please email Cassie, Kip the Dip, or Lyrithya directly. Just because you are not the only crat. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:20, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

Welp, I'm the only active admin for the moment. It can be changed if Kippy or Lyrithya performs more than 25 actions in 30 days.  Cassandra  (talk) 13:50, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

Question

Does my 1 forum a month limit allow me to only request 1 forum idea, or would something like Forum:March 2021 Proposals be allowed under this new limit? I do actually have a pretty uncontroversial idea. Them being closing PFP in some way (I think full protecting all VFP noms, to allow admins to vote). However, it might just be better to close PFP altogether with this forum. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:50, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

You can lump things together into one forum and propose such a forum to me. The "verification" step is to ensure that none of the ideas featured within will fail the snowball clause.  Cassandra  (talk) 17:57, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

Ok, I'll think about other ideas before making a official request. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:24, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

lol

its not april . What does this mean for VFS, though, in all seriousness? -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:48, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

I won't protect it, but will put a notice on it saying that it's open only for de-ops / admin recalls for now.  Cassandra  (talk) 18:55, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

No, not that, the sanctions. Am I allowed to edit VFS? -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:57, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

No de-op nominations but feel free to edit it otherwise.  Cassandra  (talk) 19:01, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

UN:BLP

Please redirect to Uncyclopedia:Biographies of dead horses as WP:BLP = UN:BDH, helpful for Wikipedians. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:33, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

Sure, but remember that Biographies of dead horses isn't meant to be treated the same way as BLP. Instead, it's more of a humorous interpretation of Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Gravedancing.  Cassandra  (talk) 22:42, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

And also a tie to wp:wp:STICK. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:16, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

Yup. Never heard of that essay before though...  Cassandra  (talk) 00:16, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

I also moved that essay once... it got reverted quite quickly. JJP_Master 00:18, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

Wikipedia must hate you.  Cassandra  (talk) 00:19, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

This was the move and no Wikipedia loves him however he was reverted. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:26, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

Oh Cassie...

:: the Formatting Genie was here ::

Don't hate me because I am beautiful, envy me for my templates.

Thank you for joining the AJTA team!
Awarded on: AJTA/D

Well, I didn't really ask or anything. I hope you like it. XOXO

It looks much better. The plain old navbox made it resemble Wikipedia too much (it was one of the first navigation templates I made). Anyways, thank you!  Cassandra  (talk) 10:19, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

I wanted it to match Unlegal. The old design before you was specifically to be obnoxious. To that end, it was successful and you stepped in and redid it. Thank you ;)

I can kinda see that. Well, with the categorization and the obnoxious appearance of it, there shouldn't be any problem anymore. No problem!  Cassandra  (talk) 13:49, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

UN:STICK

Per the above, can we redirect to Uncyclopedia:Biographies of dead horses? It kind of ties in with WP:STICK, and that policy needs more viewers.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:41, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

Fine,  Done.  Cassandra  (talk) 13:49, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

Edit request on JJP's emailnotice

Please change To ask me to delete something, block someone, or protect a page (I think you accidentally typed a J instead of a K to look for an actual admin) to To ask me to delete something, or block someone (I think you accidentally typed a J instead of a C to look for an actual admin). This is because of (1) your rename, and (2) JJPMaster can now protect pages (albeit he cannot delete any, that was not implemented). Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:57, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

 Done. Eurgh.  Cassandra  (talk) 13:47, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

May 2021

Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to vandalize pages by deliberately introducing incorrect information, as you did at User:JJPMaster/Emailnotice, you may be blocked from editing. I also told you to remove the "protect a page" thing. - Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:11, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

Why are you always trying to cancel me? Like, always?  Cassandra  (talk) 13:46, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

Cookie clicker ..

No doubt your favorite video game of all time, other than maybe Fruit Ninja? I of course am still trying beat Sims 3. I have full charisma and my career is on track but no husband or kids. Tomorrow I'm going to rearrange my furniture and do some gardening, maybe one of the neighbors will stop by.

Pie Award

This user has been a good Uncyclopedian, and therefore gets pie.

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KEEP YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF IT!

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Two awards in one day, I think that's some kind of record. P.S. I'm sorry this award isn't more gender-neutral. I just picked the word 'penis' at random as an example of the realism you achieved. Anyways, congratulations! (.)(.)

It's alright, the occasional dick joke can't hurt. And also, Kippy deserves credit for the drawing itself. I only came up with the idea! As for the Sims 3... it's better than the Sims 4. That is for sure. Now go direct your least favorite enemy Sim to eat a cowplant!  Cassandra  (talk) 14:14, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

And my favorite game? Eh, probably Celeste. It's a really tough platformer but it's so satisfying.  Cassandra  (talk) 14:16, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

OK, I will have to check it out. I'm more of an uncharted/borderlands/gta/rockband girl, but Celeste is on PS. I changed your award to pie, thanks for letting me know. Enjoy!

No problem! I do definitely enjoy playing GTA-style games too; it's fun to just "get revenge in a disproportionate manner" in basically any game! However, I've been somewhat constrained by myself being a GNU/Linux user who games on desktop... hopefully that fixes itself soon. I can still emulate San Andreas though!  Cassandra  (talk) 01:55, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

You should check out this game, it's pretty sweet.

Sounds fun! I'll look into it.  Cassandra  (talk) 21:50, 4 May 2021 (UTC)

Another issue from Gale5050

Attribution — You must give appropriate credit, provide a link to the license, and indicate if changes were made. You may do so in any reasonable manner, but not in any way that suggests the licensor endorses you or your use. Apparently we frequently violate it, by moving text without leaving something like Copied text from _______, see that page history for attribution, and also at User:Gale5050/Interstate 40 and User:Gale5050/Interstate 94, please hack up the rest of that history, or else we are violating copyrights. Copying within Uncyclopedia is apparently a crime. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:18, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

First off, where is this written? MrX blow me 18:24, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

Check https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:18, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

SMH. No, we do not "frequently violate" copyright laws. An example of that would be UnScripts:The 2004 hurricane season, where you just copied someone else's work, the fact that you gave them "credit" didn't make it less of a copy. If someone is actually using someone else's work, that's an issue. Using a few small things for the purpose of creating something is a normal part of writing parody, satire, etc. I hope this clears it up for you. If you think that there might be an issue somewhere, feel free to ask if it is an issue before saying that something needs to be hacked up or alleging there is a site-wide problem. MrX blow me 19:34, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

Well, 2 wrongs don't make a right, MrX. It's already a crime on WP which uses the same license as us. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:41, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

I never said they do. I said the thing you’re alleging isn’t happening here. MrX blow me 19:45, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

Then maybe this? Maybe you could explain the large amount of RevDel'ed content on wp:Tropical cyclones in India? If copying within Wikipedia is a crime, and not this despite the same license, then, well, what's going on? Every time I make a contrib, I get credit for it. But with this system, that doesn't happen. Cassie can take over Hipponias's work. How is that reasonable and not a copyvio? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:51, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

I don’t have time to give you a full legal lesson on what’s a copyright violation and what’s a parody, protected under free use, etc. MrX blow me 19:53, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

I know most of that. But wp:WP:CWW is always something that seems confusing. Sometimes a histmerge can be done. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:04, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

Um, k, no histmerge is necessary at this time. There’s no issue here. MrX blow me 20:38, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

We can't histmerge, because the problem is that the edit history is destroyed and then all the Uncyclo-lawyers are going to doom us, or at the very least we'll have 150 people requesting thumbsucker access. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:43, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

This thread rots of bureaucracy. Demanding attribution for even the slightest of edits, like this, is an overzealous act, especially for someone whom might not have necessarily had an edit on the given article. As such, please do not request hist-merges or such actions solely for the purposes of attribution. Please. Or else, I might need to hang out in /Gale5050 sanctions for a little time.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:39, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

So, to be clear, you'd be ok if someone hijacked your work for another page and didn't credit you? -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:25, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

No, not really. Has that happened to anyone? MrX blow me 17:04, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

Idk, I just know I get a little ticked off when I don't get credit for my work, but not sure about anyone else. I do know WP which has the same license makes it very strong punishment though. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:19, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

When did you not get credit for your work here? MrX blow me 17:21, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

I put a lot of work into I-94 and I-40 before they were deleted, but if you check User:Gale5050/Interstate 94 or User:Gale5050/Interstate 40, it seems that Cassie started it all. Not just me, either, but none Cassie yet she gets all the credit.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:39, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

Why were those articles hacked up again? I thought we had all decided in a forum that you started that having a few interstate articles is a good idea but having any more than that is pointless, to say the least. Anyway, I hear your concern, but for so many reasons I do not think that there is any issue here. If Cassie or someone else wants to merge the history back into those articles, that's fine. I still think huffing them is better. MrX blow me 17:44, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

I requested it be in my user space, MrX. This way I can improve it. You really don't get it, the goal was not to have a few interstates, but to restart from the beginning. Now please let me finish those articles and we can move it later. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:35, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

And bc the history isn't hacked up, these articles would not even meet the 51% rule. I know it sounds selfish but really thats the only reason I care for those 2 articles. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:37, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

If it weren't for your absolutely bat fuck insane wikibureaucracy, Gale5050, my talk page would be 8,000 bytes smaller. Or 80,000. Or perhaps even 800,000. Gah.  Not done.  Cassandra  (talk) 21:54, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

Another issue from Shabidoo

Hi Cassie, this is just a theoretical but if uncyclopedia is taken over by seven year old Buddhist-Jihaddist terrorists and they threaten to delete all uncyclopedia data if we don't pay up an extremely expensive 25¢ ransom...would uncyclopedia have the funds to pay it or would we lose everything? ShabiDOO 21:23, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

If they haven't destroyed all the decryption keys, we should be good. JJP_Master 21:41, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

(Warning for JJPMaster) - You may be cancelled from editing without further warning the next time you be like wp:User:MarioJump83. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:06, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

@Gale5050: Gah. And @Shabidoo:, honestly, I don't know; that is something that is of concern to me. I think database backups should be provided by Lyrithya, but even then I can't provide any guarantees. As such, I'll have to discuss it with 'em sometime soon.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:41, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

I'm far less concerned by losing all of this content and more concerned about the out of control 7 year old Buddhist-Jihaddists of the world! Who will stop their love of the great Buddha's belly, hummus and fanatic devoted destruction? ShabiDOO 18:42, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

If a Buddha wins VFS, then we're screwed I guess. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:57, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

That's why we demand significant trust prior to enabling entering VFS. Lest it is a joke nomination, of course.  Cassandra  (talk) 21:55, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

E meme

Hey Cass, at User talk:KommanderC, we were talking about the fairly useless article EEEE, and you mentioned something about wanting to port a meme to E. Which image? Or both? And should I just put them anywhere in E before I huff EEEE? MrX blow me 20:19, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

Let's only port the first one (the Markiplier/Lord Farquaad fusion with the letter E in Impact font), simply because that one passes Codeine's Mom's test the easiest. Feel free to huff the rest (images included!)  Cassandra  (talk) 21:51, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

 Kewl MrX blow me 22:07, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

User talk:MOHAMMAD KEPAYET

Please restore. Orphaned talk page does not apply to user talk pages, unless such user is a spambot who gets no mercy.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:45, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

Cassie, feel free to restore that if you think it's a good idea. I huffed it cuz the user was clearly only here to promote themself, and the only things on the talk page were warnings. MrX blow me 20:52, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

Granted the self-promotional nature of said article, no talk page upkeep is required.  Cassandra  (talk) 21:52, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

Then please block said user. Similar to Jarl Jensen. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:06, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

Probably a very stupid idea

I have an idea but it’s probably a bad one. What if we unblock Svex, force them into a paradox of making positive contributions, and make them reform? (Probably a horrible idea). Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:04, 4 May 2021 (UTC)

Edit request on Uncylopedia:VFH/ZombiebaronResignation

Please change Do not close VFH until shortly before July 11, 2021. Feature specifically on that day (10th anniversary of ZB initially becoming bureaucrat). Note to self: designate that day as National Zombiebaron Day, and prepare a site reskin for that purpose. Cassandra (talk) 12:36pm March 31, 2021 to Do not close VFH until shortly before July 11, 2021. Feature specifically on that day (10th anniversary of ZB initially becoming bureaucrat), if the result is to pass. Note to self: designate that day as National Zombiebaron Day, and prepare a site reskin for that purpose. Cassandra (talk) 12:36pm March 31, 2021

This is because it only has net +5 support, meaning one more against vote and it fails (VFH +5 rule still applies as always). If it gets net one more oppose vote, nomination fails. Or we could just close nomination now and schedule for 7/11. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:15, 4 May 2021 (UTC)

Here is my plan for the article: if the article ends up meeting the feature criteria by early July 2021, I will VFH it the "normal" way. If it does not meet the criteria, I will only put it on the reskin, and it won't appear in Previously Featured afterwards.  Cassandra  (talk) 15:07, 4 May 2021 (UTC)

76.71.26.241

Please warn with uw-create2. Not only did they create a page on QVFD, it’s kind of malicious. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:35, 4 May 2021 (UTC)

An L2 warning is kind of BITEy for a first-time editor, so I went with an L1.  Cassandra  (talk) 00:26, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

220.188.128.0/17

Please {{rangeblock}}. Said IP range has 3 IPs blocked for socking, but please make anon only mode only and allow TPA due to this being a big range. It’s worth it to prevent Svex socks. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:24, 4 May 2021 (UTC)

7 Svex socks detected in /17; I think MrX took care of 'em.  Cassandra  (talk) 21:47, 4 May 2021 (UTC)

7!!! Yeah, we need to rangeblock or else they will continue to sock on IPs/create accounts. Please. Or else Svex will spread. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:53, 4 May 2021 (UTC)

The whole range involved is a /13 based in China. It is a residential IP (not some sort of hosting) though, which is why I'm very hesitant to apply harsher block measures. Maybe one week hardblock if it continues.  Cassandra  (talk) 00:27, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Please softblock for a month. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:45, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Patent nonsense on Wheels

Please delete. Broken redirect. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:46, 4 May 2021 (UTC)

 Done MrX blow me 21:34, 4 May 2021 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFH/Patent nonsense on Wheels!

Please add a see also to Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion/Archive284#Patent_nonsense_on_Wheels! as that is where said article died. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:48, 4 May 2021 (UTC)

Is it even that big of a deal when almost no one checks failed VFHs? Ugh. But if you insist, please let me know and I'll proceed.  Cassandra  (talk) 00:27, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Please do it. It's important to know it's downfall. Thanks.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:40, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Ugh fine.  Done.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:21, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

HowTo:Trip and Fall Carefully

Please put in VFD. Low tier garbage stub. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:00, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Gale5050, a lot of the articles you want to see deleted are way better than yours. I strongly recommend you focus on improving your existing articles using the tips that you've been given by many other editors, mainly WohMi and Shabidoo. MrX blow me 05:09, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

They give poor advice, Shabidoo actually gave minimal advice, and terribly vague. The problem with PeeReviews is that they do it to empty the queue, not give specific advice. That's why I submit them for a PeeReview, for them to be improved, but they just sit there for months. You can help, MrX. And because I need permission to submit them, its even harder as it could be denied. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:50, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Also, you can help improve my articles. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:59, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

If you really think they've given you poor, minimal, vague advice, even after things like this and this, then I don't know what to tell you. You're making it very difficult (and kinda pointless) to work with you. MrX blow me 15:12, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Considering I don't think you've ever listened to Shabidoo's or my advice, I don't really think you should call it minimal or terribly vague. No need to worry, Andrew. I don't plan on trying to help you/Pee review anything else you create, as you seem to be incapable of listening to advice. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:15, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

You give vague advice, saying There is zero funny in this article is way less helpful then The humor could be improved by changing X to Y, etc. And the point is to have articles that aren't bad, but it appears we became VFD-happy.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:19, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

As I tried to tell you back in September, if this is how you're going to behave, then you'll most likely find very few people who want to help you. MrX blow me 15:22, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

You can also fix it yourself. Or give specific things and not be very vague and actually spend 15-20 minutes reviewing an article, not 5. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:25, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

I call the article like I see it. Most of the articles you create are pretty much unsalvageable without a full rewrite (and some of their concepts are just mind-numbing), as they essentially boil down to: "Real facts, Real facts, real facts, Fucking Real Facts, Real Facts, Real Facts, Personal Opinion, Real Facts." If you keep asking for people to help you, but refuse to improve yourself, maybe a comedy website like Uncyclopedia isn't for you. As for not taking enough time to review your article, five minutes is usually all that I need. But you won't have to worry about that anymore from me. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:29, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

I mean, for this, you actually gave specific advice for what should be improved, whereas with this, all advice was vaguely unspecific. The first clearly took 20 minutes to read and review, the second probably took 3 and was probably solely just to get it off the queue. Even this was mediocre, something I may actually spend a few minutes improving, but the other one, you gave me nothing. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:34, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Gale5050, as I've tried to point out, there were many instances where WohMi gave you very good and specific advice, but you kept doing the same thing over and over again. Anyway, let's not keep clogging up Cassie's talk page. If you want to discuss this further, please move it to my talk page. Thank you. MrX blow me 15:38, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

I put as much effort into reviews as the people put into their articles. The article honestly bored me. At least with other bad articles, I can force myself to sit through them and point out why and where they suck at. That one was legitimately just a recount of the election. Nothing in that article made me laugh, or even smile. If I wanted to read a recounting of the 2020 election with a little bit of added Democrat Bias™, I'd go to CNN. As I have stated before, you no longer have to worry about my terrible reviews or lackluster advice, as I won't be providing it anymore. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:42, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

I put as much effort into reviews as the people put into their articles. The article honestly bored me. At least with other bad articles, I can force myself to sit through them and point out why and where they suck at. That one was legitimately just a recount of the election. Nothing in that article made me laugh, or even smile. If I wanted to read a recounting of the 2020 election with a little bit of added Democrat Bias™, I'd go to CNN. As I have stated before, you no longer have to worry about my terrible reviews or lackluster advice, as I won't be providing it anymore. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:42, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

That I can see. However, even before I pumped it up it was low tier in quality. It is also a multi-author collab. That one is also for other editors to do as well. That article could probably be VFD'd. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:47, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Anyway I still think it should go in VFD, much higher-quality articles like Mount Lebanon still got deleted. (I also believe it passed UN:MUM as WP has an article for it and it has some decent search results, certainly equal to Cyclone Bianca). -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:47, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

I'm so fucking sick of your shit Gale5050. You are such an unappreciative dick sometimes. I look forward to the day you are blocked here for a while and some real joy will return to this place. ShabiDOO 20:48, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

I hate to say this, but Shabidoo is entirely correct. Eurgh.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:18, 6 May 2021 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion#Georg_Hegel

Please close as delete. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:44, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

•  Done and huffed.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:35, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

UnNews:Wake up call

Please take construction tag off. Short, but has a few sharp humor twists and can stay in mainspace, albeit be a lower tier article. Not everything goes to VFH, and I can think of articles that are lower quality, like Beak Lions, which even survived VFD 6-2.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:46, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Also please let me put it in the PeeReview queue which requires the construction template is taken off. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:53, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

 Done the first part.  Cassandra  (talk) 02:26, 6 May 2021 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion#Crocs

Please close as delete. 3-0. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:47, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

•  Done and huffed.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:35, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion#Frasier_Crane

Again, 3-0 please delete. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:47, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

•  Done and huffed.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:35, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Notification: Cancelled

You have been cancelled from editing for a period of 48485757487474859549302020248485859593 microseconds for forgetting to update your VFD votes. Once the cancellation has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions. This cancellation has been specifically marked as unappealable, and as such, you are cancelled from VFD until it expires. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:21, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

FYI, this cancellation is 5.6 days. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:28, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Come on.  Cassandra  (talk) 21:08, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

194.156.175.0/24

Open proxy. Time to {{proxyblock}}. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:09, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

5-year block imposed.  Cassandra  (talk) 21:07, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Amazing design media

Please block. Combined with promo username and spam content, clearly here just to promote themselves. Issue a 4im if you must....no softer please. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:10, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Hard permanent blocked because identical spam detected on Wikipedia; as such, CWA applicable.  Cassandra  (talk) 20:26, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Jamesadam123

This user, on Wikipedia, could possibly be a sock of Amazing design media(both editing same draft). Pay attention to any SPIs on WP, because if they are related, then we can add a link.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:54, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Oki-dokie.  Cassandra  (talk) 21:07, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Cassiopedia filed an SPI. I'll add it. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:42, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

 Cassandra  (talk) 21:45, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

A new thread on your talk page

Do you, by any chance, know how to do a classic tween in Adobe Flash CS6? JJP_Master 23:44, 6 May 2021 (UTC)

Nope. And why you would encourage me to use what is effectively the epitaph of non-free software?  Cassandra  (talk) 13:41, 7 May 2021 (UTC)