User talk:Anthony Appleyard

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!    t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:38, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

Question

What is your opinion on history merges? JJP_Master 00:09, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

• @JJPMaster: I do plenty of requested history merges on the English Wikipedia. 17:07, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

ICU on Squi

Hi! I've added an ICU tag on your new article Squi. This is because it is too short and needs more humorous content. Try to expand the article, and message me on my talk page if you have any questions.

P.S. Have you really been here since 2006? ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  15:59, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

@Hipponias: I have looked at this site from time to time since 2006. Thanks for the advice. (Oops sorry: editing blunder) Anthony Appleyard (talk) 17:07, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

And they still haven't made a userpage... WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 17:17, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

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