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Administrative noticeboard

This noticeboard is for all requests that require administrative, or, in a limited number of circumstances, bureaucratic, intervention.

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On the administrative noticeboard, you can:

Ask admins and crats to do stuff you can't do. Examples include requesting an edit to a protected page, and sustaining an erection.
Request that an administrator warn or block a disruptive user when it is not unambiguous.
Report a possible false positive by the abuse filter.
Request non-administrative user group permissions.
Request revision deletion wherever it may be necessary.
Dream about what an empty User talk:Cassie would look like.
Request sanctions or interaction bans on a user.
Request a user rename (requires a bureaucrat)
Request a permanent user vanishing, per UN:DMA (requires a bureaucrat)

If you would like to:

report unambiguous vandalism, spam or username policy violations, see Ban Patrol.
request page deletion, please see VFD, ICU and QVFD.
request oversight on a page, please ask Lyrithya politely.
discuss with the broader English Uncyclopedia community, please visit the village dump.
discuss about Uncyclopedia's administrators, please visit the Ministry of Love.
request administrative privileges, please see VFS when it is open.

Please remember to:

This page might not be what you are looking for. Some pages closer to what you are looking for may be:

Uncyclopedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Protection requests: to request the protection of a page directly.
Uncyclopedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Duck inspection: to report suspected sock puppetry requiring checkuser intervention.
Uncyclopedia:Active Admins: A list of the admins you can contact directly, and
User talk:Cassie: our current makeshift admins' noticeboard.

THIS NOTICEBOARD IS CURRENTLY ACTIVE AND WAS ACTIVATED ON THE FOLLOWING DATE: 7 MAY 2021.

To add your request, type in a title and click the "Add Topic" button below.

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