Uncyclopedia:Protection requests

Protection requests As a cathedral of humor and a sanctuary for free thought, Uncyclopedia receives hundreds of edits every day by users from all walks of life, just like you. Unfortunately, this does not always end well, resulting in countless changes being made to pages that are just disruptive. Here, you can request a page to be protected or semi-protected so the problem of constant vandalism may be ended. Likewise, you may also request a page to be un-protected here. Someone making your article a splode? Rollback and Ban Patrol insufficient? Go ahead and nominate an article for protection here! NEW REQUESTS AT THE BOTTOM. Make sure to specify the length you want and the protection strength you want: for now, it can be semi-protection, extended-confirmed protection, or full protection for either page move, page creation, file upload, or page editing. Rules and stuff Create a new header for each submission ( ==Protection/Unprotection request on [[Title of Page]]== ) with a link to the article in question and a reason for the request. Specify whether full, extended confirmed or confirmed protection is neccesary (or if you desire un-protection). If you don't understand the difference, hit yourself over the head with a blunt object read the following: Uncyclopedia:Protected page As always, sign your entries with 4 tildes (~~~~) Admins: please add a notice to this page once an article has been (un-)protected (or why you didn't comply). Then you can get back to your miserable lives. This is NOT a voting page. If you are against the protection or semi-protection of a certain article, either submit your reason under that page's heading, request un-protection, or leave a message on the admin's Talk Page. Don't submit a page unless it desperately needs protection.

Protection request on User:Gergdown/The Full TropicalPanther Talk Archives

• User:Gergdown/The Full TropicalPanther Talk Archives (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite full protection: archive, no reason to be edited. also, what does "Archived by MelloRange eating Watermelon" mean? is it just random-access humor? Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:18, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

 Done. Also MelloRange is a furry animator (whom i assume has animated themselves eating a watermelon at some point). 20:35, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

Protection request on Uncyclopedia:Large Shit Dumpyard

• Uncyclopedia:Large Shit Dumpyard (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Temporary extended protection: I want to add that most of Gale5050's vandalism is just page blanking. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:22, 26 March 2026 (UTC)

 Not done. It's not worth mentioning, and also not... true? Most of Gale's vandalism on here is harassment, not blanking. 16:26, 26 March 2026 (UTC)

While Gale5050 did blank some pages after his first very long block, it wasn't a regular habit of his, and it isn't something he has been doing in the few times he's been back over the past roughly 2 years. MrX blow me 16:53, 26 March 2026 (UTC)

Might be worth noting that much of Gale's vandalism is on IPs, though Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:54, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

But it's been a mix of IPs and accounts. MrX blow me 18:16, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

Protection request on My Neighbor Cthulhu

• My Neighbor Cthulhu (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Unprotection: This should be unprotected, it is admin protected for no reason ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  19:34, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

•  Done MrX blow me 19:54, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

Protection request on An article that contains nothing but a full stop

• An article that contains nothing but a full stop (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Unprotection: why? 00:48, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

 Not done. This page doesn't need any changes. At all. 19:42, 18 February 2026 (UTC)

Protection request on Brevity

• Brevity (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Unprotection: unneeded Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:26, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

 Done — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:40, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

Protection request on UnNews:OpEd Columns Editorials Letters

• UnNews:OpEd Columns Editorials Letters (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Temporary semi protection: I feel like this has to be protected, no? It's like a newsproject of an uncycloproject... that counts?!? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:42, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

 Not done. Not really, no 16:17, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

Protection request on UnNews:UnComics UnHoroscopes UnWeather UnMagazine

• UnNews:UnComics UnHoroscopes UnWeather UnMagazine (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Temporary semi protection: This has a long long name! Better protect is as being the longest article name in history... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:43, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

 Not done. Not a good reason to protect a page at all. 16:18, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

Protection request on Saturn (disambiguation)

• Saturn (disambiguation) (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Unprotection: why? ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 17:41, 24 February 2026 (UTC)

•  Done But if the Yankees finish above .500 this season, it will be because you didn’t put this request at the bottom. MrX blow me 17:50, 24 February 2026 (UTC)

  @MrX: it's RedWarn's fault. It automatically puts it at the top. ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 18:47, 24 February 2026 (UTC)

  Will the Royal Rooters accept that excuse? MrX blow me 19:56, 24 February 2026 (UTC)

Protection request on Uncyclopedia:Skype

• UnSkype (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Full Protection: Who uses skype anymore? i don't want anyone touching history. so... lock it. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:18, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

• Eh, I think it’s fine. MrX blow me 19:55, 11 March 2026 (UTC)