Uncyclopedia:Protection requests/Archive 9
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Protection request on File:Chainsawcharge.jpg
Temporary extended protection: changing the Weapons of mass destruction category 
TURB0-SUNRIS33 00:43, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
Not done. Already cascade-protected. 
15:27, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
Protection request on Papercuts of Doom
Unprotection: why is this full-protected TURB0-SUNRIS33 00:42, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
- Not done. This is protected for the same reason that An article that contains nothing but a full stop is. 15:28, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
Protection request on PlayStation 7
Indefinite extended protection: PS6 isn't out yet... The PS2 Guy (talk) 01:18, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
- Not done. I don't see any reason to protecy this. 07:55, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
Protection request on Forum:Last person to edit wins/Archive50
Indefinite full protection: Archibe-only page 
General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 19:37, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Done. 19:57, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
DoneProtection request on UnNews:Trump awarded another Nobel Peace Prize for ending war in Venezuela he started three hours ago
- UnNews:Trump awarded another Nobel Peace Prize for ending war in Venezuela he started three hours ago (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)
Temporary semi-protection: Persistent disruptive editing. this seems like the best option Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:04, 7 January 2026 (UTC)
- Not done. There has only been one case of vandalism on the page. 13:59, 7 January 2026 (UTC)
Protection request on Monopoly (game)
Indefinite semi protection: Featured article. Sovietβ (Ask for free votes) 18:22, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
- Done this was protected back in 2013, so it's weird it wasn't protected now. πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 19:07, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
Protection request on Uncyclopedia:Proofreading Service
Indefinite full protection: This page is a historical archive and should be protected. Sovietβ (Ask for free votes) 23:09, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 00:31, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
Indefinite full protection: Highly visible page. 
Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:05, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 00:45, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Template:Awardpage
Indefinite extended protection: Eh, don't really see why this template should be admin-protected. It doesn't really link to any admin-protected pages, and you'll basically never see it if you're a regular user. π gergdownπ(talk) βοΈ 22:11, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 22:16, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Template:Sock
Temporary extended protection: Looking to make an edit Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:39, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: which edit? I could do it myself and that way it won't need to get unprotected. πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 01:19, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
- Just adding [[Category:Sockpuppets of {{{1}}}]], so it auto-sorts it to the sockmaster Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:34, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
- That doesn't seem like a good idea. There are lots of people with only a couple of sockpuppets. Those don't need to be categorized. 09:08, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
- Alternatively, just add <includeonly>[[Category:Sockpuppets]]</includeonly>. That was actually supposed to be in the template, according to Category:Sockpuppets. π gergdownπ(talk) βοΈ 14:47, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 22:16, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
- Alternatively, just add <includeonly>[[Category:Sockpuppets]]</includeonly>. That was actually supposed to be in the template, according to Category:Sockpuppets. π gergdownπ(talk) βοΈ 14:47, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
- That doesn't seem like a good idea. There are lots of people with only a couple of sockpuppets. Those don't need to be categorized.
- Just adding [[Category:Sockpuppets of {{{1}}}]], so it auto-sorts it to the sockmaster Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:34, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Template:Dr
Unprotection: Highly visible page. I gotta make it look sexier, man. It looks ugly as HELL! This template is only used in 7 templates, most of which are Zana sub-pages. Un-protect Template:Dr-make too, same rationale. π gergdownπ(talk) βοΈ 05:02, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- ...Nevermind. Dani just did it. Damnifo. π gergdownπ(talk) βοΈ 14:28, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
Temporary extended protection: There's practically no reason that this should be featured protection. You can make it semi if you want to, but it does not deserve to be full. I also want to make an edit on this page, because man, this template is kinda ugly. π gergdownπ(talk) βοΈ 05:13, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 08:24, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on UnBooks:NewPage
Indefinite extended protection: do we really need this to be fully protected? i mean, it's just a creation page. also i wanna edit it :) π gergdownπ(talk) βοΈ 21:48, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 08:24, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Template:Nom Start
Indefinite full protection: Highly visible page. edit notice Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 13:02, 15 December 2025 (UTC)
- Done 14:51, 15 December 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Template:Votevfh
Temporary extended protection: can i add a "{{Documentation}}" template here and remove the documentation here and put it in a /doc subpage? π gergdownπ(talk) βοΈ 01:50, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
- Not done but I can add the documentation myself if you want. πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 01:56, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: yeah, you can π gergdownπ(talk) βοΈ 01:57, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Uncyclopedia:Portals
Uncyclopedia:Portals (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs) Infinite semi-protection. Sovietβ (Ask for free votes) 22:04, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
- Seems weirdly low but ok. 22:25, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on UnNews:Main Page
Indefinite full protection: Highly visible page. how the fuck is this not protected. it's been almost 20 years Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:31, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 15:33, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
Protection request on Template:Edit fully-protected/editintro
Indefinite full protection: Highly visible page. edit notice page Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:36, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 15:31, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
Protection request on Jangles (chimpanzee)
Indefinite extended protection: Featured article. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 20:40, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
- Done πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 21:12, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Orangutang94: but you're an admin, so you can protect pages yourself... Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:58, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Template:Font
Temporary extended protection: looking to make an edit 
Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 13:14, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
- uhhhhhhhhhhhh sure 21:19, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
- hey @Turb0-Sunrise: if you want to do that edit you better do it quickly. i'm not leaving this extended confirmed forever, you know 21:20, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Alula: this can be protected, dani figured it out Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:47, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
- oh ok 23:13, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
- oh ok
- @Alula: this can be protected, dani figured it out Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:47, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
- hey @Turb0-Sunrise: if you want to do that edit you better do it quickly. i'm not leaving this extended confirmed forever, you know
Protection request on Template:UnNews
Indefinite extended protection: Highly visible page. Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 00:24, 27 November 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 06:14, 27 November 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Template:Nicequote
Indefinite full protection: Template:Q is protected, but it transcludes this? Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:06, 24 November 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 22:53, 24 November 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on UnBooks:Main Page
Indefinite full protection: wait for gerg to do his stuff, but how is this not featured Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:22, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
- eh, that may take a bit longer... π gergdownπ(talk) βοΈ 14:24, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
- okay i'm done (probably) but maybe just make it extended confirmed protected in case i wanna edit it again. let's just ignore the fact that this is already extended confirmed protected π gergdownπ(talk) βοΈ 14:35, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Uncyclopedia:Flammable's Office/archive
Indefinite extended protection: how the fuck is this not protected Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:55, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 12:37, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Template:Pee Edit
Indefinite full protection: Highly visible page. Edit notice page Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:23, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 12:36, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Template:VFDRules
Temporary extended protection: Looking to make an edit Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:23, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- Done. Let me know when you've made that edit. 19:49, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on UnNews:Newsroom
Indefinite semi-protection: Highly visible page. same rationale as gameroom's protection π gergdownπ(talk) βοΈ 22:36, 14 November 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 23:06, 14 November 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on UnGames:Gameroom
Indefinite semi-protection: Highly visible page. i feel like, since ungames as a whole has started to become way more popular, and since this page is listed as one of the most important things for there (it's practically the guide on how to make a newsroom), we should take the preemptive decision to semi-protect this. but that's just my opinion. π gergdownπ(talk) βοΈ 22:36, 14 November 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 23:06, 14 November 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Skibidi Toilet
Indefinite semi-protection: Persistent vandalism. 9-11 for toddlers 3: arrow in the knee Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:29, 14 November 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 23:06, 14 November 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Paradise Lost
Indefinite semi-protection: No reason only admins should be able to edit this Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:23, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 06:17, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Uncyclopedia:Accuracy
Indefinite semi-protection: Highly visible page. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:18, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 06:16, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Uncyclopedia:In-jokes
Temporary extended protection: Highly visible page. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 03:05, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
- Done. Kinda. I don't know why you'd want as high of a protection level as extended-confirmed, and i have absolutely no idea why it should've been temporary. 06:31, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on John Pork
Indefinite semi-protection: Persistent vandalism. 9/11 for toddlers 2: electric boogaloo Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:56, 4 November 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Uncyclopedia:Five pliers
Indefinite extended protection: Highly visible page. π»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire π» 23:17, 22 October 2025 (UTC)
- Done — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:14, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Taiwan
Temporary extended protection: Highly visible page. I don't want people to change the lead section to "Taiwan is a country"because its not Teh Spooky Duck (TRICK OR TREAT!) 07:20, 18 October 2025 (UTC)
- Not done. Page protection isn't a tool for protecting someone's opinion, it's to prevent vandalism. 08:55, 18 October 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on The scientifically biggest page possible
Indefinite extended protection: Anti-crash protection π»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire π» 20:19, 14 October 2025 (UTC)
- Not done. 20:53, 14 October 2025 (UTC)
- Well l10n went ahead and did it anyways... π»CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire π» 15:40, 18 October 2025 (UTC)
- Well l10n went ahead and did it anyways... π»CUN Turb0-
Protection request on Uncyclopedia:Sign your posts or DIE!
Temporary extended protection: Highly visible page. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston. 19:19, 9 October 2025 (UTC)
- Don't see the point, sorry. 19:26, 9 October 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Template:UnSignpost wrapper
Indefinite semi-protection: Highly visible page. So IPs don't screw shit up Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston. 19:15, 5 October 2025 (UTC)
- I can't do semi-protection (as in it literally isn't an option for some reason), so it's extended-confirmed now. Consider it done of sorts. 00:22, 6 October 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Main Page
Unprotection: i wonder what happens when you unprotect the main page Your Local Italian (talk)' 18:18, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Can I borrow 5 bucks?
Indefinite semi-protection: Highly visible page. 
Turb0-Sunrise(Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 15:06, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- Not done. I don't see any good reason for protecting this honestly. 20:43, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on South Africa
Indefinite semi-protection: Content dispute/edit warring. this fucking IP doesnt get the fact this is a JOKE encyclopedia Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 19:29, 9 September 2025 (UTC)
- Not done A lot of those IP edits are good edits, and so are a lot of yours. I suggest you take it to the article talk page or the talk page of the IP user. MrX blow me
21:59, 9 September 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Project Wingman
Indefinite semi-protection: Make the ip man use his account Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 12:10, 9 September 2025 (UTC)
- Not done for obvious reasons. 12:22, 9 September 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Albania
Temporary semi-protection: Persistent disruptive editing. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 13:31, 31 August 2025 (UTC)
- Not done. Not bothering unless the same person comes back with more IPs or something 22:22, 31 August 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Serbia
Indefinite semi-protection: Persistent vandalism. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 18:19, 30 August 2025 (UTC)
- Not done. The vandalism is all from one IP address. 19:45, 30 August 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Uncyclopedia's Article on Itself
Indefinite semi-protection: Highly visible page. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 16:07, 27 August 2025 (UTC)
- Not done. I kinda doubt it's that visible, considering it's been edited only 5 times since 2013. 19:00, 27 August 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Johnny Test
Indefinite semi-protection: IP magnet, possibly same person Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 00:23, 16 August 2025 (UTC)
- Are the edits problematic? MrX blow me 15:27, 16 August 2025 (UTC)
- Most of them, but very few are good.
Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 18:52, 16 August 2025 (UTC)
- Most of them, but very few are good.
- Are the edits problematic? MrX blow me
Protection request on Uncyclopedia:VFH/rules
Indefinite extended protection: Highly visible page. Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) UHC 10:21, 14 August 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 12:12, 14 August 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Reductio ad Hitlerum
Indefinite extended protection: no reason for full protection Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:40, 22 May 2025 (UTC)
- Done — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:53, 22 May 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 31
Indefinite extended protection: not just this page but for all anniversaries pages, since they're transcluded on the main page. also, a gary peacock recently screwed up this anniversary in particular by replacing everything about condoms, but forgot to change a solid half of the jokes on the page. honestly, that's funny to me. anyways, all these should be extended protected, much like the in the news template since they're transcluded on the main page and it's too much of a risk for a troll to screw them up Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:59, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
- Sure. Just give it a couple of minutes to maybe half an hour. 15:38, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
- Done. Don't ask me to up the protection again, this sucked. 20:34, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
- will it make you feel better to know I may now in the furure make a tool to quickly protect a large number of subpages all at once? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:50, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on UnNews:Reporter "Leon Sandcastle" gives his two cents on Shedeur Sanders' massive draft slide
- UnNews:Reporter "Leon Sandcastle" gives his two cents on Shedeur Sanders' massive draft slide (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)
Temporary extended protection: Persistent vandalism. That vandal who keeps making new accounts to vandalize seems to keep targeting this page. Requesting protection for 3 months until it's no longer on the main page OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 03:27, 4 May 2025 (UTC)
- Done — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 05:22, 4 May 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on User talk:DeletedUser0015
Indefinite extended protection: Sockpuppetry. Looks like this user is still hopping on as an IP user to be a smartass OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 04:47, 22 April 2025 (UTC)
Already done by danipine (as admin only protection, but it should still be valid. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 05:18, 4 May 2025 (UTC)
Already done by danipine (as admin only protection, but it should still be valid. — 
Protection request on The Lion King
Temporary semi-protection: Page was fully protected from even being created back in 2010. I think Uncyclopedia should have a page mocking "Lion King", even if the blocker didn't like the IP editor's first version. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 15:38, 28 March 2025 (UTC)
- @Orangutang94: There is an article mocking the Lion King called Mufasa, so it's kinda strange the redirect doesn't link to that page. Also, it's true that redirect should have been unprotected a long time ago. πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 15:41, 28 March 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on MrBeast
Indefinite semi-protection: Featured article. The PS2 Guy (talk) 23:07, 26 March 2025 (UTC)
- Not done It's not a featured article, tho? Also this page doesn't seem to be edited pretty often so I see no need to protect it. πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 23:17, 26 March 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Elliot
Indefinite semi-protection: also redirect to Elliot Page Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:44, 28 January 2025 (UTC)
- Done. I'm not redirecting it though, considering the fact that there's more than one Elliot in this world. 21:02, 28 January 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Fisher
Indefinite semi-protection: protection's no longer needed Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:44, 28 January 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 21:02, 28 January 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Sasuke
Indefinite semi-protection: protection no longer needed Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:43, 28 January 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 21:02, 28 January 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Blockland
Indefinite semi-protection: cant mark as unprotected but this page doesn't need protection Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:42, 28 January 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 21:02, 28 January 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Tom Cruise
Indefinite extended protection: Persistent vandalism. The PS2 Guy (talk) 16:09, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
- Not done. No "persistent vandalism" (in fact, no recent vandalism at all) there. 17:15, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Template:Box
Temporary extended protection: Template's currently broken Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:58, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 17:16, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Epic Movie
Indefinite semi-protection: no reason for full protection and should probably be retargeted to Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:45, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Mario
Temporary semi-protection: The PS2 Guy (talk) 00:42, 21 January 2025 (UTC)
- Not done. 00:48, 21 January 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Brain rot
Indefinite semi-protection: Featured article. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:18, 13 January 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 15:28, 13 January 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Deepwoken
Indefinite semi-protection: Persistent vandalism. three gibberish articles have been created under this title, all of which were made by immense penises Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:02, 18 December 2024 (UTC)
- Not done. A page getting created three different times from two different IP addresses within two years isn't persistent vandalism, and also not nearly enough of a reason to protect a page indefinitely. 15:32, 13 January 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Russian reversal (joke)
Indefinite semi-protection: No reason why only admins should edit this non-featured article. Norb (talk) 13:50, 4 March 2025 (UTC)
- Agreed. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:30, 4 March 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on Portal (game)
Indefinite semi-protection: No reason why only admins should edit this featured article. Norb (talk) 13:34, 20 March 2025 (UTC)
- Done — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 05:15, 4 May 2025 (UTC)
Protection request on UnBooks:See Dick
Indefinite semi-protection: No reason why only admins should edit this featured article. Perhaps add the first tidbit from the talk page to the article? Norb (talk) 20:36, 4 May 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 13:48, 10 May 2025 (UTC)
Unprotection request for the articles Teenager and Christmas
They are too restrictive. Greenpickles987 (Freedom For Uncyclopedia! REMEMBER to use he/they for my pronouns and not separately!) 13:34, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- Done. 17:23, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
Unprotection request on Hercules
look, admin protection on a normal featured page has gone too far. unless there's something i'm missing here... gergdown, eh (talk) 22:08, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
- Done. Don't worry, admin-protecting featured articles is just a Kakun thing. 23:41, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
Unprotection request on HowTo:Burn Your Friend's House Down
same reason as Hercules gergdown, eh (talk) 15:12, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- Done. Sort of (we don't fully unprotect featured articles) 20:44, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
Protection request for Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive121 and Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive122
- Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive121 (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)
- Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive122 (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)
Simply because they're QVFD archives. OαΓΆαααα
Hey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 20:55, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
- Done. 15:35, 25 January 2026 (UTC)