User talk:The PS2 Guy
Oh Dear...[edit source]
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16:07, 29 January 2025 (UTC)
Consider yourself not to have been whacked with a wet trout, rather a mere minnow.[edit source]
I see that you've been doing something rather… odd on the Mario article (namely adding categories to the article and immediately removing them over and over again.) What is the purpose of this? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ 
(vandalize my talk page) 16:10, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
Mario article[edit source]
Why are you so keen on tagging it in the Turkey and Islam categories? Mario has nothing to do with that. He's Italian-American, in case you hadn't played the game. You've already been reverted several times for doing this, yet you keep insisting... why? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:44, 24 March 2025 (UTC)
- It's just a theory. Pac-Mario64 (talk)
