User talk:The PS2 Guy

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Consider yourself not to have been whacked with a wet trout, rather a mere minnow.

I see that you've been doing something rather… odd on the Mario article (namely adding categories to the article and immediately removing them over and over again.) What is the purpose of this? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:10, 23 February 2025 (UTC)

Mario article

Why are you so keen on tagging it in the Turkey and Islam categories? Mario has nothing to do with that. He's Italian-American, in case you hadn't played the game. You've already been reverted several times for doing this, yet you keep insisting... why? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:44, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

It's just a theory. Pac-Mario64 (talk)

...what theory? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:26, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

I did see some official licensed Nintendo cards proving that Mario is Muslim. Pac-Mario64 (talk)

I've never heard of such thing before. Do you got any proof to back it up? also, sign. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:04, 25 March 2025 (UTC)

Yes I do. https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/File:Mario_praying_to_Allah.jpg Pac-Mario64 (talk)

Hey

Could you stop adding random categories to the Mario article? I know it's you, even if you're trying to hide as an IP. I don't get why you're so obsessed with that; specially considering it already has the Stalin category, so the joke of "Mario = Stalin" has already been done. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:03, 26 May 2025 (UTC)

It's not actually me. I was in private mode. I am aware that Mario is already in the Stalin category. Pac-Mario64 (talk)

Daisy

Do you want to combine Daisy articles? -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 23:01, 30 August 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, sure. Pac-Mario64 (talk)

Let me know whats valuable in User:MagicBus/Princess Daisy. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 12:23, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

File:!0Russia-map.png

You should've uploaded the file with a new name so that it wouldn't replace the previous file. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:54, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Hey.

Do you really have to add the nazi symbol to every flag? There's already a lot of nazi-related stuff on Uncyclopedia; we don't want to beat a dead horse that much. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:01, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

I am not a nazi, I am an anti-zionist, so that's why I had to do it to expose Israel's government. The PS2 Guy☭ nuke me 16:23, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

eh... I never said you were a nazi. also, I was also talking about those other flags you made with the nazi logo on it -several of them which seem to be unused at the moment. as for the Israel thing, although I also agree that their government isn't really that great, there might be a better way to mock that without -as I said earlier- beating a dead horse. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:35, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

Bro, I did not mean to violently beat a dead horse.The PS2 Guy☭ nuke me 17:04, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

Blocked for being too cliche

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 1 day for plastering nazi flags everywhere. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop plastering nazi flags everywhere. Thaaanks! --MrX blow me 19:34, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

Sorry for posting nazi flags everywhere

Look @MrX, even though I'm not a nazi, but I'm sorry for plastering Nazi flags everywhere. I'll stop. Could you please unblock me?

Ok. And again, please understand that nobody here (to my knowledge) has called you a nazi. MrX blow me 20:25, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

I already know that I was never called a nazi. – Preceding unsigned comment added by The PS2 Guy (talk • contribs)

Um, k, then try to avoid messages like this, which at best simply don’t make sense. MrX blow me 23:37, 15 February 2026 (UTC)