{{{story1}}}
“Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.”
 | This template uses TemplateStyles: |
For Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost, the latest community news delivered straight to your door!
Template documentation{{UnSignpost wrapper
|date = January 10th, 2055
|number = 500
|funny = 12 Badgers Eaten
|headline1 = Something happened
|author1 = Some guy
|story1 = It was crazy
|headline2 = Something else happened
|author2 = Some other guy
|story2 = It was insane
|headline3 = Something third happened
|author3 = A third person
|story3 = I think it was the demons in the wall
<!-- goes up to headline8 -->
|biopic = Some new user solves world hunger! We still call them names.
|q1 = Where are my keys?
|u1 = Some guy
|a1 = No idea
|q2 = Where are my keys?
|u2 = Some other guy
|a2 = You just asked me that
|q3 = Where are my keys?
|u3 = Some third guy
|a3 = I ate them
<!-- goes up to q7 -->
|log1 = 00:00, 1 January 1990 {{u|Some admin}} (talk {{!}} contribs) blocked {{u|Some user}} (talk {{!}} contribs) with an expiry time of 1 century ''(you smell like farts)''
|log2 = 00:00, 1 January 1990 {{u|Some other admin}} (talk {{!}} contribs) blocked {{u|Some other user}} (talk {{!}} contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ''(you taste like barfed up farts)''
|log3 = 00:00, 1 January 1990 {{u|Random admin}} (talk {{!}} contribs) blocked {{contr|Some ip address}} (talk) with an expiry time of -3,600 seconds ''(your mamma smells like cat pee)''
<!-- goes up to log5 -->
|vfh1 = Nominated article 1
|for1 = 14
|against1 = 7
|vfh2 = Nominated article 2
|for2 = 19
|against2 = 8
|vfh3 = Nominated article 3
|for3 = 22
|against3 = 1
|vfh4 = Nominated article 4
|for4 = 11
|against4 = 0
|forum1 = [[Forum:Some forum link]]
|forum2 = [[Forum:Some forum link]]
|forum3 = [[Forum:Some forum link]]
|forum4 = [[Forum:Some forum link]]
|signpostnews = UnSignpost authors go on strike!
|quote = {{Q|What?|Some guy}}
|thing = Gerbil
|thingnumber = 7
|thing2 = Mr. Poopypants ate all his oats today.
}}
The above code will produce the UnSignpost you see below:
It was crazy
It was insane
I think it was the demons in the wall
Some new user solves world hunger! We still call them names.
UnSignpost authors go on strike!
“What?”
– Some guy
Mr. Poopypants ate all his oats today.
{{UnSignpost wrapper
|date =
|number =
|funny =
|headline1 =
|author1 =
|author1-2 = <!-- Optional 2nd author, goes up to author8-2-->
|author1-3 = <!-- Optional 3rd author, goes up to author8-3 -->
|story1 =
|headline2 =
|author2 =
|story2 =
|headline3 =
|author3 =
|story3 =
<!-- goes up to headline8 -->
|biopic =
|q1 =
|u1 =
|a1 =
|q2 =
|u2 =
|a2 =
|q3 =
|u3 =
|a3 =
<!-- goes up to q7 -->
|log1 =
|log2 =
|log3 =
|log4 =
|log5 =
|vfh1 =
|for1 =
|against1 =
|vfh2 =
|for2 =
|against2 =
|vfh3 =
|for3 =
|against3 =
|vfh4 =
|for4 =
|against4 =
|forum1 =
|forum2 =
|forum3 =
|forum4 =
|signpostnews =
|quote =
|thing =
|thing2 =
|thingnumber =
}}