From The Logs
Quote(s) of the Week
“When one has weighed the sun in the balance, and measured the steps of the moon, and mapped out the seven heavens, there still remains oneself. Who can calculate the orbit of his own soul?”
Notes
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|biopic = Some new user solves world hunger! We still call them names.
|q1 = Where are my keys?
|u1 = Some guy
|a1 = No idea
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|a3 = I ate them
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The above code will produce the UnSignpost you see below:
In Pure Russian Fashion, The Newspaper That Reads YOU!!
Biopic
Some new user solves world hunger! We still call them names.
- Where are my keys? — Some guy
- No idea
- Where are my keys? — Some other guy
- You just asked me that
- Where are my keys? — Some third guy
- I ate them
From The Logs
- 00:00, 1 January 1990 Some admin (talk | contribs) blocked Some user (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 century (you smell like farts)
- 00:00, 1 January 1990 Some other admin (talk | contribs) blocked Some other user (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (you taste like barfed up farts)
- 00:00, 1 January 1990 Random admin (talk | contribs) blocked Some ip address (talk) with an expiry time of -3,600 seconds (your mamma smells like cat pee)
Top VFH Competitors
- Nominated article 1 (14/7)
- Nominated article 2 (19/8)
- Nominated article 3 (22/1)
VFH Highlight Of The Week
- Nominated article 4 (11/0)
From The Forums
Quote(s) of the Week
“What?”
– Some guy
Gerbil of the week #7
Mr. Poopypants ate all his oats today.
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