Uncyclopedia:Protection requests

As a cathedral of humor and a sanctuary for free thought, Uncyclopedia receives hundreds of edits every day by users from all walks of life, just like you. Unfortunately, this does not always end well, resulting in countless changes being made to pages that are just disruptive. Here, you can request a page to be protected or semi-protected so the problem of constant vandalism may be ended. Likewise, you may also request a page to be un-protected here.

Someone making your article a splode? Rollback and Ban Patrol insufficient? Go ahead and nominate an article for protection here! NEW REQUESTS AT THE BOTTOM. Make sure to specify the length you want and the protection strength you want: for now, it can be semi-protection, extended-confirmed protection, or full protection for either page move, page creation, file upload, or page editing.

Rules and stuff

Create a new header for each submission ( ==Protection/Unprotection request on [[Title of Page]]== ) with a link to the article in question and a reason for the request. Specify whether full, extended confirmed or confirmed protection is neccesary (or if you desire un-protection). If you don't understand the difference, hit yourself over the head with a blunt object read the following: Uncyclopedia:Protected page As always, sign your entries with 4 tildes (~~~~) Admins: please add a notice to this page once an article has been (un-)protected (or why you didn't comply). Then you can get back to your miserable lives. This is NOT a voting page. If you are against the protection or semi-protection of a certain article, either submit your reason under that page's heading, request un-protection, or leave a message on the admin's Talk Page. Don't submit a page unless it desperately needs protection.

Protection request on Template:Votevfh

• Template:Votevfh (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Temporary extended protection: can i add a "{{Documentation}}" template here and remove the documentation here and put it in a /doc subpage? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 01:50, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

 Not done but I can add the documentation myself if you want. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:56, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: yeah, you can 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 01:57, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Uncyclopedia:Portals

Uncyclopedia:Portals (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs) Infinite semi-protection. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:04, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

Seems weirdly low but ok. 22:25, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on UnNews:Main Page

• UnNews:Main Page (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite full protection: Highly visible page. how the fuck is this not protected. it's been almost 20 years Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:31, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Template:Edit fully-protected/editintro

• Template:Edit fully-protected/editintro (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite full protection: Highly visible page. edit notice page Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:36, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Jangles (chimpanzee)

• Jangles (chimpanzee) (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite extended protection: Featured article. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 20:40, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

 Done 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:12, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

@Orangutang94: but you're an admin, so you can protect pages yourself... Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:58, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Template:Font

• Template:Font (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Temporary extended protection: looking to make an edit Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 13:14, 2 December 2025 (UTC)

uhhhhhhhhhhhh sure 21:19, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

hey @Turb0-Sunrise: if you want to do that edit you better do it quickly. i'm not leaving this extended confirmed forever, you know 21:20, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: this can be protected, dani figured it out Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:47, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

oh ok 23:13, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Template:UnNews

• Template:UnNews (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite extended protection: Highly visible page. Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 00:24, 27 November 2025 (UTC)

 Done. 06:14, 27 November 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Template:Nicequote

• Template:Nicequote (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite full protection: Template:Q is protected, but it transcludes this? _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:06, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

 Done. 22:53, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on UnBooks:Main Page

• UnBooks:Main Page (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite full protection: wait for gerg to do his stuff, but how is this not featured _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:22, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

eh, that may take a bit longer... 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 14:24, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

okay i'm done (probably) but maybe just make it extended confirmed protected in case i wanna edit it again. let's just ignore the fact that this is already extended confirmed protected 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 14:35, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Uncyclopedia:Flammable's Office/archive

• Uncyclopedia:Flammable's Office/archive (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite extended protection: how the fuck is this not protected _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:55, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

 Done. 12:37, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Template:Pee Edit

• Template:Pee Edit (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite full protection: Highly visible page. Edit notice page _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:23, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

 Done. 12:36, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Template:VFDRules

• Template:VFDRules (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Temporary extended protection: Looking to make an edit _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:23, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

 Done. Let me know when you've made that edit. 19:49, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: done _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:56, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on UnNews:Newsroom

• UnNews:Newsroom (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: Highly visible page. same rationale as gameroom's protection 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:36, 14 November 2025 (UTC)

 Done. 23:06, 14 November 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on UnGames:Gameroom

• UnGames:Gameroom (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: Highly visible page. i feel like, since ungames as a whole has started to become way more popular, and since this page is listed as one of the most important things for there (it's practically the guide on how to make a newsroom), we should take the preemptive decision to semi-protect this. but that's just my opinion. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:36, 14 November 2025 (UTC)

 Done. 23:06, 14 November 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Skibidi Toilet

• Skibidi Toilet (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: Persistent vandalism. 9-11 for toddlers 3: arrow in the knee _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:29, 14 November 2025 (UTC)

 Done. 23:06, 14 November 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Paradise Lost

• Paradise Lost (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: No reason only admins should be able to edit this _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:23, 12 November 2025 (UTC)

 Done. 06:17, 13 November 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Uncyclopedia:Accuracy

• Uncyclopedia:Accuracy (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: Highly visible page. _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:18, 12 November 2025 (UTC)

 Done. 06:16, 13 November 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Uncyclopedia:In-jokes

• Uncyclopedia:In-jokes (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Temporary extended protection: Highly visible page. _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 03:05, 12 November 2025 (UTC)

 Done. Kinda. I don't know why you'd want as high of a protection level as extended-confirmed, and i have absolutely no idea why it should've been temporary. 06:31, 12 November 2025 (UTC)

fuck. i keep forgetting to change it to permanent on the popup thing _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:09, 12 November 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on John Pork

• John Pork (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: Persistent vandalism. 9/11 for toddlers 2: electric boogaloo _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:56, 4 November 2025 (UTC)

 Done wtf is that article anyway? MrX blow me 05:28, 4 November 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Uncyclopedia:Five pliers

• Uncyclopedia:Five pliers (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite extended protection: Highly visible page. 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 23:17, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

 Done — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:14, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Taiwan

• Taiwan (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Temporary extended protection: Highly visible page. I don't want people to change the lead section to "Taiwan is a country"because its not Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 07:20, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

 Not done. Page protection isn't a tool for protecting someone's opinion, it's to prevent vandalism. 08:55, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on The scientifically biggest page possible

• The scientifically biggest page possible (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite extended protection: Anti-crash protection 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 20:19, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

 Not done. 20:53, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

Well l10n went ahead and did it anyways... 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 15:40, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Uncyclopedia:Sign your posts or DIE!

• Uncyclopedia:Sign your posts or DIE! (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Temporary extended protection: Highly visible page. _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston. 19:19, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

Don't see the point, sorry. 19:26, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Template:UnSignpost wrapper

• Template:UnSignpost wrapper (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: Highly visible page. So IPs don't screw shit up _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston. 19:15, 5 October 2025 (UTC)

I can't do semi-protection (as in it literally isn't an option for some reason), so it's extended-confirmed now. Consider it done of sorts. 00:22, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Main Page

• Main Page (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Unprotection: i wonder what happens when you unprotect the main page Your Local Italian ^(talk)' 18:18, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

 Not done All hell breaks loose. MrX blow me 18:31, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Can I borrow 5 bucks?

• Can I borrow 5 bucks? (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: Highly visible page. Turb0-Sunrise(Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 15:06, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

 Not done. I don't see any good reason for protecting this honestly. 20:43, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on South Africa

• South Africa (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: Content dispute/edit warring. this fucking IP doesnt get the fact this is a JOKE encyclopedia Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 19:29, 9 September 2025 (UTC)

 Not done A lot of those IP edits are good edits, and so are a lot of yours. I suggest you take it to the article talk page or the talk page of the IP user. MrX blow me 21:59, 9 September 2025 (UTC)

And yes that IP does indeed get the fact that this is a joke encyclopedia. MrX blow me 22:00, 9 September 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Project Wingman

• Project Wingman (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: Make the ip man use his account Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 12:10, 9 September 2025 (UTC)

 Not done for obvious reasons. 12:22, 9 September 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Albania

• Albania (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Temporary semi-protection: Persistent disruptive editing. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 13:31, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

 Not done. Not bothering unless the same person comes back with more IPs or something 22:22, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Serbia

• Serbia (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: Persistent vandalism. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 18:19, 30 August 2025 (UTC)

 Not done. The vandalism is all from one IP address. 19:45, 30 August 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Uncyclopedia's Article on Itself

• Uncyclopedia's Article on Itself (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: Highly visible page. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 16:07, 27 August 2025 (UTC)

 Not done. I kinda doubt it's that visible, considering it's been edited only 5 times since 2013. 19:00, 27 August 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Johnny Test

• Johnny Test (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: IP magnet, possibly same person Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 00:23, 16 August 2025 (UTC)

• Are the edits problematic? MrX blow me 15:27, 16 August 2025 (UTC)

  Most of them, but very few are good. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 18:52, 16 August 2025 (UTC)

  They don’t look problematic, and there haven’t been that many edits to the article. I don’t think any protection is necessary, at least not yet. MrX blow me 20:48, 16 August 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Uncyclopedia:VFH/rules

• Uncyclopedia:VFH/rules (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite extended protection: Highly visible page. Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) UHC 10:21, 14 August 2025 (UTC)

 Done. 12:12, 14 August 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Reductio ad Hitlerum

• Reductio ad Hitlerum (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite extended protection: no reason for full protection Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:40, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

 Done — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:53, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 31

• Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 31 (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite extended protection: not just this page but for all anniversaries pages, since they're transcluded on the main page. also, a gary peacock recently screwed up this anniversary in particular by replacing everything about condoms, but forgot to change a solid half of the jokes on the page. honestly, that's funny to me. anyways, all these should be extended protected, much like the in the news template since they're transcluded on the main page and it's too much of a risk for a troll to screw them up Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:59, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Sure. Just give it a couple of minutes to maybe half an hour. 15:38, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

 Done. Don't ask me to up the protection again, this sucked. 20:34, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

will it make you feel better to know I may now in the furure make a tool to quickly protect a large number of subpages all at once? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:50, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on UnNews:Reporter "Leon Sandcastle" gives his two cents on Shedeur Sanders' massive draft slide

• UnNews:Reporter "Leon Sandcastle" gives his two cents on Shedeur Sanders' massive draft slide (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Temporary extended protection: Persistent vandalism. That vandal who keeps making new accounts to vandalize seems to keep targeting this page. Requesting protection for 3 months until it's no longer on the main page OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 03:27, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

 Done — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 05:22, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on User talk:DeletedUser0015

• User talk:DeletedUser0015 (edit | subject | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite extended protection: Sockpuppetry. Looks like this user is still hopping on as an IP user to be a smartass OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 04:47, 22 April 2025 (UTC)

 Already done by danipine (as admin only protection, but it should still be valid. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 05:18, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on The Lion King

• The Lion King (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Temporary semi-protection: Page was fully protected from even being created back in 2010. I think Uncyclopedia should have a page mocking "Lion King", even if the blocker didn't like the IP editor's first version. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 15:38, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

@Orangutang94: There is an article mocking the Lion King called Mufasa, so it's kinda strange the redirect doesn't link to that page. Also, it's true that redirect should have been unprotected a long time ago. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:41, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

 Done 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:42, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on MrBeast

• MrBeast (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: Featured article. The PS2 Guy (talk) 23:07, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

 Not done It's not a featured article, tho? Also this page doesn't seem to be edited pretty often so I see no need to protect it. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:17, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Elliot

• Elliot (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: also redirect to Elliot Page Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:44, 28 January 2025 (UTC)

 Done. I'm not redirecting it though, considering the fact that there's more than one Elliot in this world. 21:02, 28 January 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Fisher

• Fisher (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: protection's no longer needed Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:44, 28 January 2025 (UTC)

 Done. 21:02, 28 January 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Sasuke

• Sasuke (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: protection no longer needed Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:43, 28 January 2025 (UTC)

 Done. 21:02, 28 January 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Blockland

• Blockland (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: cant mark as unprotected but this page doesn't need protection Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:42, 28 January 2025 (UTC)

 Done. 21:02, 28 January 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Tom Cruise

• Tom Cruise (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite extended protection: Persistent vandalism. The PS2 Guy (talk) 16:09, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

 Not done. No "persistent vandalism" (in fact, no recent vandalism at all) there. 17:15, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Template:Box

• Template:Box (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Temporary extended protection: Template's currently broken Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:58, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

 Done. 17:16, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Epic Movie

• Epic Movie (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: no reason for full protection and should probably be retargeted to Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:45, 22 January 2025 (UTC)

 Done MrX blow me 17:15, 22 January 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Mario

• Mario (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Temporary semi-protection: The PS2 Guy (talk) 00:42, 21 January 2025 (UTC)

 Not done. 00:48, 21 January 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Brain rot

• Brain rot (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: Featured article. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:18, 13 January 2025 (UTC)

 Done. 15:28, 13 January 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Deepwoken

• Deepwoken (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: Persistent vandalism. three gibberish articles have been created under this title, all of which were made by immense penises Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:02, 18 December 2024 (UTC)

 Not done. A page getting created three different times from two different IP addresses within two years isn't persistent vandalism, and also not nearly enough of a reason to protect a page indefinitely. 15:32, 13 January 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Russian reversal (joke)

• Russian reversal (joke) (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: No reason why only admins should edit this non-featured article. Norb (talk) 13:50, 4 March 2025 (UTC)

Agreed. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:30, 4 March 2025 (UTC)

 Done MrX blow me 01:27, 5 March 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on Portal (game)

• Portal (game) (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: No reason why only admins should edit this featured article. Norb (talk) 13:34, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

 Done — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 05:15, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

Protection request on UnBooks:See Dick

• UnBooks:See Dick (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Indefinite semi-protection: No reason why only admins should edit this featured article. Perhaps add the first tidbit from the talk page to the article? Norb (talk) 20:36, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

 Done. 13:48, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

Unprotection request for the articles Teenager and Christmas

They are too restrictive. Greenpickles987 (Freedom For Uncyclopedia! REMEMBER to use he/they for my pronouns and not separately!) 13:34, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

 Done. 17:23, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Unprotection request on Hercules

look, admin protection on a normal featured page has gone too far. unless there's something i'm missing here... gergdown, eh (talk) 22:08, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

 Done. Don't worry, admin-protecting featured articles is just a Kakun thing. 23:41, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

Unprotection request on HowTo:Burn Your Friend's House Down

same reason as Hercules gergdown, eh (talk) 15:12, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

 Done. Sort of (we don't fully unprotect featured articles) 20:44, 30 September 2025 (UTC)