John Pork
John Pork, born Jonathon [sic] Rhos Porkchop (February 2, 2002 – December 2023) was an American rapper, gangster and social media influencer who rose to fame with his album To Pig A Butterfly, which was later copied by rival rapper Kendrick Lamar. Pork was most famous for his beef with rival rapper Biggie Cheese, which started after Cheese dissed him in his 2016 diss track "Not Like Pork", one of sixteen tracks on Biggie Cheese's Beats To Have Sex And Commit Tax Fruad [sic] To.
Early life
John Pork was born as Jonathon [sic] Rhos Porkchop in Beverly Heights, New Jersey on February 2, 2002. At the age of 7 his first adventure in fame was a viral YouTube video in which he appeared to successfully feed a Nintendo Wii to a pig. His house was subsequently vandalized by PETA, which doesn't like feeding game consoles to pigs for some unknowable reason.
He is on the autism spectrum.
He claimed to have been mocked and ostracized
by his classmates at Ronald Reagan High School for his unique appearance, causing him to drop out of to apprentice as an auto mechanic in 2019 at the age of 17. He continued to work as an auto mechanic until he made approximately one million dollars from his music.
Musical Releases
John Pork has produced several albums and singles in various styles.
Albums
- To Pig a Butterfly (2019) - Pork's debut album.
- Atinlay (2019) - Known to be Pork's darkest project, banned in Canada.
- Lipstick (2020) - Pork's long awaited collaboration with Pusha Pig.
- Pearls Before Swine (2021) - Pork's Grammy-Award-Winning first Billboard Top 100 hit.
- For All the Pigs (2023) - Parodied by Drake's For All the Dogs.
- Feed a Pig Bacon (2024) - Controversial due to its cannibalistic message, released posthumously by his estate.
Singles
- "Pigstep" (2020) - Created in collaboration with Lena Raine
- "Rolling Polly" (2021) - Lead single from Pearls Before Swine
- "Hocus Porkus" (2022) - Pork's only jazz single.
- "Not Like Pork" (2023) - Pork's famous diss track on Drake, later in Feed a Pig Bacon.
Social media influence
John Pork (@PigEatPeople) was a notable influencer on Youtube, Kilogram Reels, PigTok, Pigg, Snoutbook and X (formerly known as Pigger). He posted reviews of luxury establishments, hype for his upcoming releases and conspiracy theories. The theories include allegations such as Technoblade faking his death and God siding with the Democrats against Donald Trump, leading to his common nickname in the media, The Notorious P. I. G., a reference to Diddy's supplier of baby oil.
Personal views
John Pork was a non-practicing Jew whose grandparents had fled the Holocaust. He was not a Zionist, notably saying in Pearls Before Swine:
Why do you, motherfo'
saved the god-damned Jew
kick us out take all our fucking clout
What Jew think that's all about?
By all evidence, he did not believe the conspiracy theories he was presenting to the Internet.[1]
Rape allegations
In June 2023, noted gymnast and fellow influencer Olivia Dunne accused John Pork of sexually molesting her at a party they both had attended. The perpetrator eventually was proven to be P. Diddy in a pig mask. John was jailed for a period of 3 months until this was resolved, leading him to file a failed suit for compensation.[2]
An otherwise non-notable lesbian woman named Alice Proctor accused him of rape, that case was ongoing at the time of his death.[3]
Drug use
Pork was known to use and extol the use of federally controlled substances such as 6-Methyl-3,4-methylenedioxyamphetamine, lysergic acid diethylamide and 4-phosphoryloxy-N,N-dimethyltryptamine. At the time of his death he was a fugitive from justice of the United States and living in the Seychelles.
An Texas State Patrol raid on his house in Austin, Texas in November 2023 resulted in the discovery of several thousand grams of illegal marijuana as well as an active cannabis greenhouse. It also uncovered evidence that he was commiting massive tax fraud.
Murder
Pork mysteriously disappeared in 2023 with no clues to where he would be. However, a long while later, a group of teenagers came across his body in a refrigerator located at a long-abandoned KFC. In a nearby casket laid Pork's cell phone, where it was revealed he had left one final message to his then-girlfriend:
| “ | Finally! KFC! | ” |
— John Pork
| ||
It wasn't until almost two years after Pork's death that the menace accountable for the deed was discovered: gang leader and hitman Tim Cheese, nephew to none other than Biggie Cheese, the very gangsta rapper who publicly disavowed Pork in his final album before his own assassination in Westminster, setting the stage for a deadly feud. Cheese confessed in court and admitted to killing Pork, arguing he had cause in doing so. "He was never supposed to exist. He thought he was untouchable. He thought he was a legend... but legends fade," he coldly stated before the jury. During his confession, Cheese also revealed that he had a hit list, though the full scope of his targets remains classified. Investigators believe Pork was just the beginning.
Tim Cheese remains one of the FBI's most wanted, having fled Area 51 in a stolen military helicopter after being held hostage there for two months.
References
- ↑ "Radical New information uncovered about the late John Pork". Diddy Party Express Hour. NPR. Retrieved 1 October 2024.
- ↑ "Generic Citation 1". EveryBody. A.B!. Retrieved 13 February 2014.
- ↑ "Generic Citation 2". Every Body. A.A!. Retrieved 5 February 2014.