John Pork
John Pork was an American rapper, gangster and social media influencer who rose to fame with his album "to Pig A Butterfly," which was later copied by rival rapper Kendrick Lamar. Pork was most famous for his beef with rival rapper Biggie Cheese, started after Cheese dissed him in the song "Not Like Pork." Cheese was also arrested for the untimely death of Pork in January 2024, but was never tried for the murder.
Early life
John Pork was born as Jonathon [sic] Rhos Porkchop in Beverly Heights, New Jersey on 2 February 2002. At the age of 7 his first adventure in fame was a viral YouTube video in which he appeared to successfully feed a Nintendo Wii to a pig. His house was subsequently vandalized by PETA, which doesn't like feeding game consoles to pigs for some unknowable reason.
He is on the autism spectrum.
He claimed to have been mocked and ostracized
by his classmates at Ronald Reagan High School for his unique appearance, causing him to drop out of to apprentice as an auto mechanic in 2019 at the age of 17. He continued to work as an auto mechanic until he made approximately one million dollars from his music.
Musical Releases
John Pork has produced several albums and singles in various styles.
Albums
- To Pig a Butterfly (2019) - Pork's debut album.
- Atinlay (2019) - Known to be Pork's darkest project, banned in Canada.
- Lipstick (2020) - Pork's long awaited collaboration with Pusha Pig.
- Pearls Before Swine (2021) - Pork's Grammy-Award-Winning first Billboard Top 100 hit.
- For All the Pigs (2023) - Parodied by Drake's For All the Dogs.
- Feed a Pig Bacon (2024) - Controversial due to its cannibalistic message, released posthumously by his estate.
Singles
- Pigstep (2020) - Created in collaboration with Lena Raine
- Rolling Polly (2021) - Lead single from Pearls Before Swine
- Hocus Porkus (2022) - Pork's only jazz single.
- Not Like Pork (2023) - Pork's famous diss track on Drake, later in Feed a Pig Bacon.
Social media influence
John Pork (@PigEatPeople) was a notable influencer on Youtube, Kilogram Reels, PigTok, Pigg, Snoutbook and X (formerly known as Pigger). He posted reviews of luxury establishments, hype for his upcoming releases and conspiracy theories. The theories include allegations such as Technoblade faking his death and God siding with the Democrats against Donald Trump, leading to his common nickname in the media, The Notorious P. I. G., a reference to Diddy's supplier of baby oil.
Personal views
John Pork was a non-practicing Jew whose grandparents had fled the Holocaust. He was not a Zionist, notably saying in Pearls Before Swine:
Why do you, motherfo'
saved the god-damned Jew
kick us out take all our fucking clout
What Jew think that's all about?
By all evidence, he did not believe the conspiracy theories he was presenting to the Internet.[1]
Rape allegations
In June 2023, noted gymnast and fellow influencer Olivia Dunne accused John Pork of sexually molesting her at a party they both had attended. The perpetrator eventually was proven to be P. Diddy in a pig mask. John was jailed for a period of 3 months until this was resolved, leading him to file a failed suit for compensation.[2]
An otherwise non-notable lesbian woman named Alice Proctor accused him of rape, that case was ongoing at the time of his death.[3]
Drug use
Pork was known to use and extol the use of federally controlled substances such as 6-Methyl-3,4-methylenedioxyamphetamine, lysergic acid diethylamide and 4-phosphoryloxy-N,N-dimethyltryptamine. At the time of his death he was a fugitive from justice of the United States and living in the Seychelles.
An Texas State Patrol raid on his house in Austin, Texas in November 2023 resulted in the discovery of several thousand grams of illegal marijuana as well as an active cannabis greenhouse. It also uncovered evidence that he was commiting massive tax fraud.
Murder
Pork mysteriously disappeared in 2023 with no clues to where he would be. However, a long while later, a group of teenagers came across his body in a refrigerator located at a long-abandoned KFC. In a nearby casket laid Pork's cell phone, where it was revealed he had left one final message to his then-girlfriend:
FInaLLY! KFC!
Soon after, rapper Biggie Cheese was accused of killing Pork and was taken to criminal court, where his lawyer, Robert Kardashian, won him the case. However, he was still forced to pay Pork's family an unknown amount of money. Just a short amount of time later, Cheese was killed in a drive-by-shooting.
It wasn't until almost two years after Pork's death that another prime suspect was found: Barry F. Henderson. Henderson confessed in court and admitted to killing Pork, but only because he had been paid a sum of one million dollars by Biggie Cheese to assassinate him. Henderson also confessed to Cheese's murder, which he had done out of anger after his life had been destroyed because of the guilt he felt. Henderson died in prison of diabetes under mysterious circumstances.
References
- ↑ "Radical New information uncovered about the late John Pork". Diddy Party Express Hour. NPR. Retrieved 1 October 2024.
- ↑ "Generic Citation 1". EveryBody. A.B!. Retrieved 13 February 2014.
- ↑ "Generic Citation 2". Every Body. A.A!. Retrieved 5 February 2014.