John Pork
John Pork, born Jonathon [sic] Rhos Porkchop Al Ghazzi (February 2, 2002 – December 2023) was an American-Hungarian rapper, gangster and social media influencer who rose to fame with his album To Pig A Butterfly, which was later copied by rival rapper Kendrick Lamar. Pork was most famous for his net worth of $14.2 billion and beef with rival rapper Biggie Cheese, which started after Cheese dissed him in his 2016 diss track "Not Like Pork", one of sixteen tracks on Biggie Cheese's Beats To Have Sex And Commit Tax Fruad [sic]. Pork received press coverage and attained online virality for frequently calling random people's phones, an activity that was very common throughout his last days.
Early life
John Pork was born as Jonathon [sic] Rhos Porkchop in Beverly Heights, New Jersey on February 2, 2002. At the age of 7, he uploaded a YouTube video in which he successfully fed a Nintendo Wii to a pig. The video went viral on the platform and received extensive criticism. His house was subsequently vandalized by PETA, which doesn't like feeding game consoles to pigs for some inscrutable reason.
He is on the autism spectrum.
Pork claimed to have been mocked and ostracized
by his classmates at Ronald Reagan High School for his unique appearance, leading him to drop out and to apprentice as an auto mechanic at the age of 17. He continued to work as an auto mechanic until he was signed by Ganglion Records and pursued music full time.
Musical Releases
John Pork has produced several albums and singles.
Albums
- To Pig a Butterfly (2019) - Pork's debut album.
- Atinlay (2019) - Known to be Pork's darkest project, banned in Canada.
- Lipstick (2020) - Pork's long awaited collaboration with Pusha Pig.
- Pearls Before Swine (2021) - Pork's Grammy-Award-Winning first Billboard Top 100 hit.
- For All the Pigs (2023) - Parodied by Drake's For All the Dogs.
- Feed a Pig Bacon (2024) - Controversial due to its cannibalistic message, released posthumously by his estate.
Singles
- "Pigstep" (2020) - Created in collaboration with Lena Raine
- "Rolling Polly" (2021) - Lead single from Pearls Before Swine
- "Hocus Porkus" (2022) - Pork's only jazz single.
- "Not Like Pork" (2023) - Pork's famous diss track on Drake, later in Feed a Pig Bacon.
Social media influence
John Pork (@PigEatPeople) was a notable influencer on Youtube, Kilogram Reels, PigTok, Pigg, Snoutbook and X (formerly known as Pigger). He commonly posted reviews of luxury establishments, released promotional material for his upcoming releases and shared conspiracy theories. He most often posted theories that Technoblade had faked his own death and that deadmau5 was actually a real mouse. It was later revealed by his inner circle that despite frequently sharing these conspiracy theories, he did not believe them, and only shared them to "build his legacy as [an] urban legend."[1]
Personal views
John Pork was a non-practicing Jew whose grandparents had fled the Holocaust. He was not a Zionist, notably saying in Pearls Before Swine:
Why do you, motherfo'
saved the god-damned Jew
kick us out take all our fucking clout
What Jew think that's all about?
Rape allegations
In June 2023, artistic gymnast and fellow influencer Olivia Dunne accused John Pork of sexually molesting her at a party they both had attended. The perpetrator eventually was proven to be P. Diddy in a pig mask, revealed by Ring camera footage.[2] John was jailed for a period of 3 months until this was resolved, leading him to file a failed suit for compensation.[3]
Drug use
Pork was known to use and extol the use of federally controlled substances such as 6-Methyl-3,4-methylenedioxyamphetamine, lysergic acid diethylamide and 4-phosphoryloxy-N,N-dimethyltryptamine. At the time of his death he was a fugitive from justice of the United States and living in the Seychelles.
An Texas State Patrol raid on his house in Austin, Texas in November 2023 resulted in the discovery of several thousand grams of illegal marijuana as well as an active cannabis greenhouse. It also uncovered evidence that he was committing large-scale tax fraud.
Philanthropy
Pork was a frequent donor to the Dust Association of America, the Humane Society of Peoples Affected by Ligma (HSPAL), and the Department of War.
Murder
Pork mysteriously disappeared in 2023 with no clues to where he would be. However, a long while later, a group of teenagers came across his body in a refrigerator located at a long-abandoned KFC. In a nearby casket laid Pork's cell phone, where it was revealed he had left one final message to his then-girlfriend:
| “ | Finally! KFC! | ” |
— John Pork
| ||
It wasn't until almost two years after Pork's death that the menace accountable for the deed was discovered: gang leader and hitman Tim Cheese, nephew to none other than Biggie Cheese, the very gangsta rapper who publicly disavowed Pork in his final album before his own assassination in Westminster, setting the stage for a deadly feud. Cheese confessed in court and admitted to killing Pork, arguing he had cause in doing so. "He was never supposed to exist. He thought he was untouchable. He thought he was a legend... but legends fade," he coldly stated before the jury. During his confession, Cheese also revealed that he had a hit list, though the full scope of his targets remains classified. Investigators believe Pork was just the beginning.
Tim Cheese remains one of the FBI's most wanted, having fled Area 51 in a stolen military helicopter after being held hostage there for two months.
References
- ↑ "Radical New information uncovered about the late John Pork". Wrigley's Putty Factory. NPR. Retrieved 1 October 2024.
- ↑ "Ring Camera Footage Exonerates Rapper 'John Pork'". Baal Daily. Retrieved 5 February 2014.
- ↑ "John Pork's Fraught Legacy: Explained". Ichor Chalice. Professor Pyg Publishing. Retrieved 13 February 2015.