Uncyclopedia:Protection requests

Protection requests As a cathedral of humor and a sanctuary for free thought, Uncyclopedia receives hundreds of edits every day by users from all walks of life, just like you. Unfortunately, this does not always end well, resulting in countless changes being made to pages that are just disruptive. Here, you can request a page to be protected or semi-protected so the problem of constant vandalism may be ended. Likewise, you may also request a page to be un-protected here. Someone making your article a splode? Rollback and Ban Patrol insufficient? Go ahead and nominate an article for protection here! NEW REQUESTS AT THE BOTTOM. Make sure to specify the length you want and the protection strength you want: for now, it can be semi-protection, extended-confirmed protection, or full protection for either page move, page creation, file upload, or page editing. Rules and stuff Create a new header for each submission ( ==Protection/Unprotection request on [[Title of Page]]== ) with a link to the article in question and a reason for the request. Specify whether full, extended confirmed or confirmed protection is neccesary (or if you desire un-protection). If you don't understand the difference, hit yourself over the head with a blunt object read the following: Uncyclopedia:Protected page As always, sign your entries with 4 tildes (~~~~) Admins: please add a notice to this page once an article has been (un-)protected (or why you didn't comply). Then you can get back to your miserable lives. This is NOT a voting page. If you are against the protection or semi-protection of a certain article, either submit your reason under that page's heading, request un-protection, or leave a message on the admin's Talk Page. Don't submit a page unless it desperately needs protection.

Protection request on UnNews:OpEd Columns Editorials Letters

• UnNews:OpEd Columns Editorials Letters (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Temporary semi protection: I feel like this has to be protected, no? It's like a newsproject of an uncycloproject... that counts?!? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:42, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

Protection request on UnNews:UnComics UnHoroscopes UnWeather UnMagazine

• UnNews:UnComics UnHoroscopes UnWeather UnMagazine (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Temporary semi protection: This has a long long name! Better protect is as being the longest article name in history... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:43, 25 January 2026 (UTC)