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Username[edit source]
To anyone who ever decides to read this, whether they are a human or a monkey or an elephant, I severely regret my username. Call me 95 instead. SirGreenhagen (talk) 02:44, 21 March 2022 (UTC)
- Yo, a bureaucrat can change your username for you. I recommend reaching out to Cassie. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me
00:32, 24 March 2022 (UTC)
- Thanks man, very helpful. SirGreen95 talk 23:37, 31 March 2022 (UTC)
- And there you go, you have been renamed. Enjoy, and don't hesitate to reach out if anything else comes up! Cassandra (talk) 00:09, 2 April 2022 (UTC)
- Thank you, have a good one. SirGreen95 talk 03:51, 4 April 2022 (UTC)
- And there you go, you have been renamed. Enjoy, and don't hesitate to reach out if anything else comes up! Cassandra (talk) 00:09, 2 April 2022 (UTC)
- Thanks man, very helpful. SirGreen95 talk 23:37, 31 March 2022 (UTC)
