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au-P This f****r speaks 'Straylyan heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
usbx This user likes to use userboxes.
This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)
You-have-failed.jpeg This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
This space for rent.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Q! This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
-21 This user is -21 years old. Woop-ti-doo.
Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
NOV This user is a userbox novice.
? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
sub subliminal!
Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.
40px This user should not be trusted.
NO This user doesn't care.
No Wikipedia.png
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
hey! The above wasn't my fault!

Mikaruge.png WARNING:
this user is a little floating ass
Now get the fuck out!
Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies, the only reason they use it is because they have to.

Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Netscape-logo.png This user plays Netscape instead of Runescape.
OperaLogo.jpg This user surfs the interweb with Opera, but is above petty musicals. Crack on.
Chromelogo.png This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.
Sucrose b small.gif This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

Finder.png This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
(List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)
Utorrent logo.png This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

Sacred chao.png This user is a Discordian. If you don't know what that means, consult your pineal gland. Perhaps the Goddess will tell you, if She feels like it. Maybe not. She might be in one of Her moods.

This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

Sunglasses.jpg This user is actually not an avocado. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.

Villianc.jpg This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
Buddychr.png This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.

This user be a pirate in disguise.

no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.

Pie chart.JPG This user believes that thare are only 3 kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, & those who can't.
LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.