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“Obvius is a misspelling of my name”

“Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.”

Mispeling reefers to speeling a word incorrenctlly, as opposed to other erorrs in writing, such as uncorrenct grammers, puntuation;., and caPitilazAtion. Mispeeled wrods our offen the reslut of a tpyo, of the lack of knowlege of the correnct form by the riter, or an erorr by a spelchecer that fixis a word incorrenctly. These mistaks often slip thru intu a pubilcation becuse of they're sudbtbltyyty.

History[edit | edit source]

The ghost of Ms. Spelling
Ms. Spelling

Contrary to popaluar belief, mispeling was actually invented before correct spelling. The Chinese philosopher Jackie Chan invented misspeling in the 4th Century BBC, when he inadvetrently wrote the word for "Rhododendron" (字) in place of the word for "Somebody unlock the door and let me out, dammit!" (子). Chan's friends reportedly thought this was hilarious, and the habit stuck.

The irony around the fact that the word "miszpelling" should itself be so frequently mispeled was not lost on Tori Spelling, a television producer who named his first son "Erin" despite the fact that "Erin" is a girl's name. It is assumed that the proud father simply misspelld the ordinary boy's name "Aron". Compounding the irony, Erin later had gender reassignment therapy, acquiring a fairly nice rack.

When Mr. Speleing learned of his son's surgical adventure, it is said that he bought himher the largest Rhotodendron he cuold find, and that this was "over 30 m tall".[1]

Three years later, I am no closer to sovling the mystery. Using a variety of barbiturates and fertilizers, I'm able to get to slep. But still the dreems come...

Grammatical erorrs[edit | edit source]

Their also errors in grammar are. These errors often cozd are by words switched or being misplaced. Making sentence incomprehensible much oftentimes. The rampant or overabundant the use of articles often a causes the grammatical a errors the as a well the. Grammatical errors usage even found in sometimes word spoken. Grammatical example is of errors in normal conversation:

Pitcher: Look out! The runner at first base is trying to steal second!
Runner: All your second base are belong to me.

Improper use of articles note and the ordars of word. zomg lololololol

Erorrs in wiki makrup=[edit | edit source]

Bad wiki formatting can cause frustration...

[File:Dep.jpg|thumb|left|80px|...and ultimately depression for readers.]] Errors in wiki markup are common in wikis like Wikipedia} and [[Uncyclopedia]. They are most often{{ caused by quick typing without stopping to check [whether images, boxes, font styles, headers, and other changes have been made correctly. Since one typo in wiki markup means the ' entire markup code will work incorrectly, this is a major headache [[[fo]]r regular members of a wiki, who are often forced to [mill around]] for hours cleaning up the sloppy formatting of anonymous users, only to have their work rendered null by a speedy delete an hour later.

For all peoples that fails at evn usinh word to corrract their workses, see the unspeller

Seveere mispeeling[edit | edit source]

When a person's graps of word usige is significintli bad, they can becom a seveer mispella. They're sentinsez sloowly desind ento the eddurli inkomprihencible. Wurds our speld wors nd wors, nd son becmoe very diificult to raed. Evntuly tey raech te totily unradeilbe nd bgn to mk no snse ta al, atfr whcg tyr sntcns gtee nrleagy ipssolbem otrdea. Spcaesourofne omttiedas well. Ta o crtn pnt no oen hs ny deai wahta djgy rjff shgying. Afjflw tusoifj sk k ajurru jdo o akf ffkslssath. Sometimes, however, the writer will finally, after hours of typing like a monkey writing Shakespeare on a keyboard, wisen up and copy his text into Micorsoft Wurd, and use a goddamen spellchecker so his writing is actually readable and makes sense.

But usully they don't cuase they're too laze to do so or are unalbe to do so.

Ow to Treet Somewun who c'ant speel[edit | edit source]

Dn'ot make fuhn of tehm just becase they're can't spel. Teart then knidly butt dno't gte two colse ti tyhem bercause rhey mhay ifncet uyo whut tehri ianlibity do spoil. Buat du dnt hve te mak fuan ef pepel tat dotn speel rite et myte noot bea ther folt, but in aall seriousness aye swift kik too the-ir face May be demmed appropriate.

Ore beate thee shite oute ofe theme.

If al els failz, durg's andd terapy arways wokrs!!!!!

Sea Aslo[edit | edit source]

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