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This is long overdue

Newcookie.gif Thatdamnedfollowspot has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

So yeah. I'm giving you a delicious cookie of your choice because I am both too tired and too lazy to make a proper template. Anyway, thank you lots for voting for me to be Noob of the Month, and I do hope you enjoy the cookie. It took me 16 days to make, from scratch, with my own bare hands. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 04:35 Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Tsk... so polite. Really, we can't have this. No, no, no... it won't do at all. In fact... um... hells, I dunno.
Far as I can figure, you earned your ~.2pi, anyhow. ~ Pm.png *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100825 - 02:41 (UTC)
Polite? I was trying to come off as groveling. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 03:03 Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Oh... if that's the case, you need to throw in more obsequiousness. I mean, really rub your nose in it and say 'please' a lot... but in a non asking manner. Like 'if it would please you' or 'if you will please' whatever... that kind of thing. Here you're just being nice and expressing hope; how groveling is that?
Of course, if you did do that, I'd be forced to feed you to my cat, so please, for the love of all things shiny, don't! He makes a helluva mess regurgitating the bones. ~ Pm.png *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100825 - 03:09 (UTC)
I'd rather be fed to a cat than a Grue. Cats are cuddly and cute while they kill you, grues are just soul-less killing machines. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 03:43 Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Well, of course grues are soulless killing machines; they're only a game mechanic. Had to replace the bottomless pits in the attic somehow, after all... the cats, on the other hand, why, they're also soulless killing machines. They're a plot mechanic, demonic kitties originally used for messageboard roleplaying that later expanded into... well, more messageboard roleplaying. It just sort of ended when everyone left the site that was on or died; me, I wound up here, taking my kitties with me. But Most of the still live folks wound up on deviantart or got jobs and moved out of their parents' basements, while I moved into my parents' basement and gave up painting entirely... because I'm epic like that.
So what's your story? ~ Pm.png *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100825 - 03:56 (UTC)
(I like painting.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  25 Aug 2010 ~ 04:51 (UTC)
(Paint anything in particular? What kinds of paints and techniques do you use?) ~ Pm.png *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100825 - 16:07 (UTC)
My story? When I was young, I rejoiced in the knowledge that many people loved me, including my own family. As I grew older, those people faded from memory as they too grew and developed their own opinions about me. My mother went insane, and as a result of her constant narcissism, I developed Bipolar disorder. Once she went insane, I had realized that I was truly alone and unloved in the world. That holds true to this day.
Wait, not that story? Oh. Never mind then. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 00:15 Thursday, August 26, 2010
Is there another, then? And also, would you like a demonic kitty to call your own? ~ Pm.png *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100826 - 00:42 (UTC)
There may be, but there's a price. And I would love a demonic kitty! Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 01:19 Thursday, August 26, 2010
Unfortunately, I do not make a practice of fornicating with the unwashed masses and so you will have to hold that thought. But here is your kitty. His name is Scuffy. ~ Pm.png *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100826 - 02:18 (UTC)
Unwashed masses? Sir, I will have you know that I am not unwashed, why, I bathed just last Tuesday! And thank you for my kitty. I shall clone it at once. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 02:23 Thursday, August 26, 2010
Okay, I'll just be rude and say 'those beneath me', then. Better? And when you clone the kitty, don't be surprised when the clones all look completely different and call Scuffy 'mommy', you 'granny', and then try to eat him and bring you the liver in a demented attempt to please you.
I bring that up because I tried the same thing. ~ Pm.png *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100826 - 02:38 (UTC)
Thanks for the tip. I was wondering why the clones were holding him down and cutting him open. What does it mean when they start chanting in tongues, do you know? Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 03:45 Thursday, August 26, 2010
Hmm, good question. Perhaps they're practising carolling, in which case you may want to warn your neighbours that you like to lock their doors and not answer them... or maybe they're planning to bring their true granny out of the depths of hell for a visit involving tea and strumpets. ~ Pm.png *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100826 - 03:49 (UTC)
They ended up drawing a pentagram and now Winston Churchill has possessed one of them. Adolf got another. The two are gnawing on each other and bleeding all over the place. I think I should get involved here. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 04:03 Thursday, August 26, 2010
Maybe. At very least you'll want to hire a maid to clean up the blood before it eats through the floor. Though, really. I'd have expected better of those two... tsk. ~ Pm.png *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100826 - 04:07 (UTC)
As did I. I hired a maid, and she cleaned everything up. Unfortunately, they cleaned her up too. I need to tame these things. Can I feed them a Cajek? Or one of the IPs? Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 04:49 Thursday, August 26, 2010
Well, if you physically can, I'm sure you physically could... would anyone miss a Cajek? Doubt anyone would miss the IPs, though. Especially some of them. Very irritating things.
Shame about the maid, though. Why did they have to do such a thorough job? Maids can give good organs when fired. ~ Pm.png *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100826 - 23:34 (UTC)
I fed each of them two IPs and half a Cajek. Now they just sit and look at me with these bright eyes and kitty smiles on their faces. And they might have done a ravenous job on the maid because they were hungry? Wait, I need to feed these things? Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 22:18 Sunday, August 29, 2010
Oh dear... the poor IPs. Let's hope they rest in peace and don't come back to rattle their ghostly chains at us or something... that never ends well. And yes, you have to feed them if you don't want them to feed themselves. It really all comes down to what they eat, you know? I had this one who got all his subsistence on random passersby - didn't have to do a thing. This other one, though, had this penchant for eating anything metal. And I mean anything at all. Had to supply her with a constant stream of scrapmetal just to protect the metals that actually mattered... kind of annoying. And then there was one that would just plain eat everything, fed or not. If there was something nearby not nailed down, he'd eat it. If a person or squirrel walked past, he'd eat it. If he found he could pry up a fencepost, why... he'd eat that too. Fortunately he rarely actually digested anything and later tended to regurgitate most of it, anyway (although I did find a several-years-old toaster in him once)... he was pretty much just... messy. ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100831 - 15:46 (UTC)

Oh—*klaxon* [screen displays 39.623]

Thanks a bunch for the review. Blimey, I thought it'd never get reviewed ...

So, to respond:

  • The Rules section—do you mean the section itself has a let-down ending, or that it leads into the Reception section and that this Reception section is a bit of a let-down ending?
  • Hodgman and Fry in my mind are very similar comedians except for their nationalities. Actually, no, not really. John Hodgman wrote two books that were supposed compendiums of complete world knowledge (in jest, of course) that were actually about hobos and mole-men and other utterly absurd stuff. It's quite a fun read, The Areas of My Expertise—in fact, I think some of the matters dealt with in that book would feel quite at home in Uncyc. When you look at Hodgman's book tour persona (≠ real life persona), it's a very self-assured, smug, arrogant albeit nerdish-looking character, and it somewhat corresponds to the caricature of Fry that's presented in this article (even though I actually consider myself a fan of the show and of Fry, as well as of Hodgman although he really didn't participate nearly enough in his appearance on QI)—hence my claim that Hodgman was [insert description that could easily pass for one of Fry], except American. I think I should be able to make this claim somehow less ambiguous in the article.
  • Your tea is not drugged—you've just never drunk actual tea before, and what you've known as tea before is actually just Advanced Tea Substitute.
  • Anyhow, my logic behind the image placement was to familiarise the reader with the subject matter of the images before showing them the images with accompanying captions—hence the image of Fry and Davies comes after I've explained the dynamic between the two, and the taunt image comes after my explanation of the excessive Anvilicious reinforcement of general wrongness. Simply swapping the two would probably only confuse, so I'll leave it as is unless I manage some drastic rearrangement of the article ... hm, not a bad idea, actually, since if it went Rules-Panel-Reception, then I could place the taunt image right beside the last paragraph of the rules, and then the Fry-Davies image beside the Reception ... I'll give it some thought.

Yes, I'll give it some thought and some revisions, and then get back to you ... MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[04:41 26 Aug 2010]

On second thought, there's already an established flow to the article that could very well be ruined by rearranging the contents ... what do you think? I'm definitely expanding on reception, though. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[04:45 26 Aug 2010]
Aww, was it that obvious? Dang...
  • The latter. The section itself was quite good, but what it led to... not so much. And yay as to the expansion...
  • Huh. Yeah, that might help. Not that I have any idea who he is. Although you should know I would never normally review something on which I am so clueless. It had just been sitting there so long, you know? Ugh... but hopefully making that clearer will help for those who do know who the guy is. Maybe.
  • Eh, I call it all tea, including the real tea and the tea substitute and the soda-substitute that vaguely resembles cool-aid but tastes like mangoes... this stuff was the weird combination of all three that results from leaving it sitting out and getting refills of random ones while there's still previous ones left. So... on second thought, one of them might have been moulding.
  • Oh. Well, that's sensible enough. Okay.
Heh... I think you'd probably know best since you're a much better writer than me and familiar with the subject matter... I was just throwing stuff out. If you've given thought to it and concluded in any direction, I figure it's still some sort of a success. *shrugs adjectively* ~ Pm.png *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100826 - 23:28 (UTC)

Greetingsss's

On "A new lease on life", I don't know what the flash is you're talkings abouts. The Youtube vids? A mystery that I come to you to find the answer. Tanks. Aleister 18:03 27 8

Yes, they be flash! A ruddy horror upon my once pristine interwebs, this flash. Why, oh why did it have to propagate so, rather like an infestation of ferns on a floor, but without even the pretty greenness, just... flash... *twitch* ~ Pm.png *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100827 - 18:06 (UTC)
I still don't know what flash is. Don't they show up on your page, or do they flash or something? The scene of Weld trying on sweaters that's mentioned several times on the page is there. If you mean youtubes in general, what can be better than a good youtubes accent for the page. My favorite is one of my own (surprisingly), the one used on thes ting here. If fact I haven't seen/listened to it in awhile, and will run now to play it. Excitement. Thanks. Aleister 18:11 27 8
I make a point to block all flash, but some browsers are more vocal and annoying than others when they run into it, so... eh. It's a plugin, an application language typically used in hypertext to stream media such as video and highly-interactive crap that can't be done in java without having some inkling as to programming. Hells, but java is almost as easy as Python! Even I can use Python, for crying out loud...
Er, sorry. Youtube is a website dedicated to the video aspect of flash. And what can be better? No youtube defiling the page. Call me old-fashioned, but I want my interweb good and still. And quiet. I block animated images and sound, too, for the record. I'm just cranky like that. Because this stuff is not bloody necessary! *flails*
Well, I'm happy for you, liking it. But I never will. Never! Do you hear me? This ruddy infestation of my tubes will not go un... un... crap, what's the word? Un... agh! ~ Pm.png *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100827 - 18:23 (UTC)
C'mon, you. Tube(s) are for bringing joy to little girls and boys. What do you(tube) expect from the innertubes than some good entertainment. Still interdebs? UnHeard of! Al 18:26 27 8
Eeeaaaagh! *runs away screaming* ~ Pm.png *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100827 - 18:40 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote

User:Mrthejazz/templatespecialaudio

Here's an audio for you. If i t messes up the formatting on your talkpage too much, you are free to remove it. I won't be hurt. Thanks again! User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:41, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Cheers and neato. But why is your signature not beige as well? ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100828 - 08:00 (UTC)
A mixture of laziness and a lack of certain knowledge. User:Mrthejazz/sig 10:42, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
Oh. Dang. ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100828 - 13:29 (UTC)
Well now I feel all guilty and stuff! Basically though, a long time ago an admin edited my signature pic for me, and I never really learned how to make a complicated signature since. That one's been that way basically since I joined. User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:47, August 29, 2010 (UTC)
It comforts me when things don't change. DON'T CHANGE!!! (Actually, we can help you change that if you like. My sig page is instructional when it comes to being instructed on sigs.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  29 Aug 2010 ~ 03:55 (UTC)
Just because it was set as something doesn't mean you can't temporarily override it, does it?
And Happytimes, you don't like any change? Motion is change. You see by your eyes picking up change in light patterns, and light is emitted by changes in energy levels. Thought and process are change; transmission and progression from one state or step to the next... arguably, everything we know or value is change, or at very least the way we perceive it is, and certainly our interactions are by very definition as well. *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100829 - 15:22 (UTC)

Review!

I reviewed Manhole right here. And now they're coming! They're coming for me... --Some_idiot.png 07:36, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

Shiny, thanks. Reading through, it looks fairly helpful, but I'll probably come back and argue with you (or at least try to pester some elaborations out of you) later when I actually have time to put it to use.
Although you just had to review that one, didn't you? You couldn't review one of the older ones I actually wanted a review on; it had to be one I only put up to be annoying... (not that it didn't need it; I just don't care about manhole as much as the other ones.) ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100829 - 15:27 (UTC)

cancer

Thanks for taking the time to review Cancer (constellation). I will consider your words carefully when I come to revise it. --Black Flamingo 15:30, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

With any luck, the words will actually prove to be worth careful consideration. At any rate, though, cheers. ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100829 - 15:37 (UTC)

Thank You

Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 19:51, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

<witty comment about how back in the good old days, something was different about this> ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100829 - 22:15 (UTC)

Review!

Newcookie.gif YesTimeToEdit has awarded you a cookie!
(Dying banana flavoured)

Thank you. I shall be taking all advice, and making some edits post haste! Is that one word? Posthaste? I don't think so. Anyhow, thank you for the advice. I'll be taking your advice. —BULLCRAP WHORE MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:44 29 August 2010]

*verifies spellchecker is set to the right country for such a word* *becomes horribly confused upon realising that it's the wrong web browser* *starts excitedly shouting about how said web browser has finally implemented a built-in spellchecker, before realising that it's just using the window manager's spellchecker*
Er... what? Sorry, got a mite sidetracked. What... oh, word. Yeah, seems to be two, but I'm only going off the spellchecker. That one I don't ever actually use myself, unlike the other one. On the other hand, spellchecker is supposed to be two words too and I just plain don't care...
Anyhow, you're most welcome. And really, dying bananas... where do you come up with such an epic phrase?
Best of luck with revisions. ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100829 - 22:23 (UTC)
I ran into a dying banana on my travels, you see. Serious bitch. —BULLCRAP WHORE MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [16:41 6 September 2010]
Really... and what was this banana like? How did it feel about being a dying banana? ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100906 - 20:59 (UTC)

Pursuit of Disguise

Yes, I'll play with disquise, it's a waste of bandwidth now aside from the pic. And on Pursuit, why did you remove the pic of the child chasing a smiley face, that was perfect, imnho, for the topic. Me so confused. And I will not vote for it on VFH in any case, as I do not vote for any page which has no flash. Aleister 14:56 30 8

P.S. Thanks, and I've put up a disguise user page to do a rewrite. Please visit, and linger. Cows come home and all. Bully pulpit and all, pip pip. Aleister 11:53 31 8
Yay! I don't have to do it! *runs around excitedly flailing*
I mean, thanks. *huggle* And that flash is a mite better, anyhow. Hmm... rather nice indeed... oh, and the pursuit, er... that was... oh, right. Because it wasn't good enough. *nods sagely* I just stole it off some website. If I'm going to steal something off some website, I want it to at least be better than what I could do myself... hmm... *wanders off* ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100831 - 15:51 (UTC)

Potato

Isn't "potato" a beautiful word? Gomphog 19:55, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

P.S - Can I have a cookie please?
It is? Oh... er... you can have a potato. All my cookies came out groarnge; believe me, you wouldn't want one. ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 12:41 (UTC)
Ow...! PLEASE!!! Gomphog 17:57, September 4, 2010 (UTC)
Eh? Did something happen? ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100904 - 20:41 (UTC)

Thank you for the Pee!

Hi there, Lyrithia, thanks for Peeing I am better than fish. I appreciate your feedback! You had quite a good eye to catch the weasel debate tactics, that's actually how I got the idea for the article. I thought, "What if I took typical logical fallacies (also why I used that word by the way) that people use to justify things like racism, and applied them to something absurd, like fish?" The end result is this article. That's also why I have the word jews on there and striked out, because Hitler would use these tactics on the jews to turn people against them. [citation needed]The joke was supposed to be that the guy forgot for a moment he was talking about fish and not "the chosen people". Thanks for the feedback, and I'll see what I can do with it! User:Mrthejazz/sig 11:37, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

It seemed to need it, so long in the queue... then again, so does most of the rest of the stuff. Poor neglected stuff...
I dunno, it sure took me long enough to figure it out. Granted, instead of paying attention in rhetoric classes like a good little student, I spent the time playing Guild Wars on my laptop. Actually managed to justify it a couple of times, saying it was research for a vaguely related class project or something... but I digress. Point is, I never even made the connection to calling them fallacies (that word in my head always associates to Firefly, sorry), but maybe others would. But it is rather out of character... oh well. But since you're already using Hitler as an example of why fish are bad, doesn't bringing up jews kind of contradict that? Maybe some group Hitler didn't go after would work better. Were there any?
Glad I could be of assist, Mr. Next WotM. ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 13:57 (UTC)
Hey there now, don't get cocky! Um...not me. Also, what complaining were you wanting to back up? I'd be more than happy to assist you in your unhappiness. User:Mrthejazz/sig 21:20, September 3, 2010 (UTC)
Cocky? Who said anything about cockiness? *overly innocent kitty eyes* And I don't remember, now. Something about your writing. Would you be happy helping if it involves being unhappy about your writing? ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 21:33 (UTC)
Well, I don't see why not. If I were you, I would feel the same way you do about my writing. Oftentimes, I'm quite unhappy with my writing myself. But then I suppose, dissatisfaction is the natural state of humanity. Also, thanks for reviewing my other article. Feedback = good, and I have to say I much agree with the majority of what you have said. User:Mrthejazz/sig 22:31, September 3, 2010 (UTC)
Oh. What? You... lost me. But why should you be unhappy when it's... um... well... actually, a lot of it does need some fixing. Folks seem to just see the good stuff, or something. Is that why you hid the main list?
Shiny, shiny, though. The article was just there. It's nothing personal. I am definitely not stalking you. ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 23:40 (UTC)
I didn't really hide it, per say. It's just a little less obvious to get to. There's a link on my mainpage that leads to my subpage, and a link on the subpage which leads to my work. It's there for people who want to see it, but I see my work list as more like the credits at the end of the movie. Yeah, it's there at the end, and if you take time to read it it's fine, but most people aren't interested in my E-penis, you know? Bragging only stirs up ill will, and I do have it there to "advertise" my work to outside parties and make myself a more successful writer, but I'm trying lately to write less for recognition and more for the pure creative fun of it. That's when my work is at its best, you know? Also, I should say I'm happy with some of my work and not with other work. I'm always getting it reviewed because I know that's how it will be better. I try to beat my reviewers to the punch. It's not good until thousands of holes have been shot into it, that kind of thingy. Okey dokey. User:Mrthejazz/sig 23:46, September 3, 2010 (UTC)
Hey, for someone like me who can't find things right in front of me, that's hidden. *shifty eyes* Although I guess I see your point. Some of it does seem to start out better than other stuff, though. ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100904 - 00:21 (UTC)

THANKS FOR NOTHIN'!!!

No really, thank you for no particular specified thing. I just like that you're doing what you're doin'.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  04 Sep 2010 ~ 05:12 (UTC)

Huh? What am I doing? ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100904 - 05:33 (UTC)
Um, stuff.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  04 Sep 2010 ~ 05:41 (UTC)
What kind of stuff?
...aw, crap. My computer forgot how to take non-standard keystrokes. - Lyrithya
You know, stuff and junk. Just take the damn compliment already!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  04 Sep 2010 ~ 06:08 (UTC)
But... well... I really don't take compliments well. ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100904 - 06:31 (UTC)

I haven't show you my erecti....i mean affection either

[SPAM repeated 510 times]

Yes I've done it again... this time with of bit of mercy. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 12:06, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

And I've abbreviated it again. Cheers. ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100906 - 16:15 (UTC)

We've Been Watching You!!

Faithfullservant2.png CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELL!!


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Thanks!


--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  11:08, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, gods... >.< ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100907 - 12:51 (UTC)

Announcement...

...WANGERNUMB!!! That is all... Gomphog 18:44, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

...that's... nice? ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100908 - 18:58 (UTC)

Here, have some Spam...

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Congratulations, Lyrithya! You have won some Spam, from the one and only Spam Man! In fact, you happen to the be the 9th person in history to win some Spam! Now, eat up!--Spamsig.jpg 01:07, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

This reminds me of the time some utterly hilarious guys tried to feed me a lunch of sauerkraut and old eggnog... why, one of them is sitting behind me right now, at that. Guys... ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100909 - 01:25 (UTC)

Grocho beard

Hi homes. Why do you still have the disquise beard on your user page? It was just a joke vandaizm, I'z didn't thunk you'd keep it up all this timez. Later, josie. Aleister 19:20 12 9

Ah, but I likes it. *beams* It's annoying to edit around, and it makes it so much more fun, and it gives me this wonderful thing to complain about in the edit summaries! I ain't getting rid of the thing for nothing. Well, for awhile, anyhow. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100912 - 19:36 (UTC)
  1. Coolness in the fullness. Aleister moments ahead of you in time and space

Care for a spot of tea?

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FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you ever so much for your vote.

And no, my dear, I will never change this template.

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:45, September 14, 2010 (UTC)


Is it ready?

I made some changes to I am better than fish after your Pee Review. Could you scan it quickly and let me know if you think it's ready or if it needs other changes? Thanks. User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:24, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

...You didn't punctuate a sentence. O_o ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100918 - 04:58 (UTC)
I keep re-reading it and I'm not finding it. User:Mrthejazz/sig 11:44, September 18, 2010 (UTC)
well, it has a period... it's just only in the footnote, you know?
Ugh, sorry if I'm being even more unhelpful than usual. I've been so tired lately. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100918 - 16:27 (UTC)

Tired??? Wake up, get out of bed, drag a comb across your head. And of course hydrate and take 3,000 mg of Vitamin C everyday. Aleister 16:33 18 9

But Mommm, I don wanna get up and go to school. Kids hit me at recess! ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100918 - 16:41 (UTC)
Hit them back! They ain't never gonna stop until you bloody their nose. Ya momma moments in the future tense
They sent me to theeeh princ-i-pahl. *sniffle* Said I needed to... to give you... erm... this. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100918 - 16:46 (UTC)
Give me what? Oh, WHAT THE, a Dildo??? WELL I NEVER, ah, by the way,what does your principal look like honey? Momma Mia
Like... honey? ...mommy? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100918 - 16:53 (UTC)
What are you implying! I'm going right over to see your principal and see what he's filling your little head with. There's some peanut butter in the fridge, and don't wait up. /walks out door wearing nothing underneath but what Goddess blessed her with Momma a daybefore the troubles
I'm scared. o__o ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100918 - 17:00 (UTC)
Don't worry, it ends up not so bad: UnNews: Naked mother breaks up international human trafficking cartel, adopts prostitutes. See, no more bullies & you've got 5 older sisters who know everything about boys and makeup!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  18 Sep 2010 ~ 17:26 (UTC)
Thy keep... giving me weird looks. And being strange. They're so... strange! You should actually write that, though. O_o ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100918 - 18:36 (UTC)
Oooooooooooh. THOSE footnotes. Well I feel sheepish. Here I thought I got them all. Proofreading fail.User:Mrthejazz/sig 01:44, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
Oh well. Those things are trickier to see than most typos, considering the refs. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 02:51 (UTC)

1200

Newcookie.gif Happytimes has awarded you a cookie!
For, like, 1200 edits or something.

And about 23 actually useful edits! YAAAAY! ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100918 - 18:36 (UTC)

Who tracks these things? User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:33, September 19, 2010 (UTC)

Gremlins.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  19 Sep 2010 ~ 02:52 (UTC)
Special:Editcount... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100919 - 02:53 (UTC)

The floral patterns on that couch really are not pleasing

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Huh... nice overly large template. *claps* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 03:33 (UTC)

What're you wearing?

It's for the journal. Send pics if possible. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:34, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

What journal? Huh?
Well, right now I'm wearing a purple spandex sequin suit... and yes, it's a sequin suit, not a spandex suit. I can't send you pictures, not even to demonstrate the difference between the kinds of suits, though, because the ATF is onto me. I need to lay low. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 03:37 (UTC)
The Washington Journal. Now, if we were both in New York City, would I be arrested for raping you or statutory raping you? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:42, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
*blinks*
*blinks again*


Why NYC, exactly, and why would you be raping me? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 03:52 (UTC)
Because "consensual sex" is lame. I can't get turned on by that. What is this? The 50s? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:56, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
No, this is the 60s, man! It ain't consensual if none of the fellas are, like, not stoned enough to know it, issit?
Oh, how's this... I could just rape you first. That'd work rather nicely, I think. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 04:01 (UTC)
No. I'm actually not interested now that you've asked if it's normal for me to want to rape someone. All the magic is gone. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:02, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
Damn. You weren't supposed to know about that. All of the magic really is gone now... you've ruined it too. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 04:04 (UTC)
Fine. It's really RAHB's fault though. I should give him crabs. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:06, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
Yes. Yes, you should. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 04:11 (UTC)
Of what ethnicity are you? Are you one of those types that I lynch? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:17, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
While you probably could lynch me if you wanted to, I really don't know since I don't know which you like to lynch. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 04:19 (UTC)
Okay, let me put it this way, are you masculine? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:22, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
It'd be pretty hard to rape you without one, now wouldn't it... or would it? Hmm, this bears investigating... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 04:23 (UTC)
(I don't really have anything to ad, per se... I just think it's weird that this conversation is exactly how all my dates start.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  20 Sep 2010 ~ 04:25 (UTC)
Bud out, Happytimes. Anyway Lyrithya, bears are the greatest threat to America. Anyway, TITS or GTFO!! this is a great interview. Hopefully we can finish it before it's time to print the morning edition. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:29, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
I like bears. Could you get me some bear arms, then? I've always wanted a set, and RAHB doesn't seem to want to actually get me any. Er, anyway... Happytimes, how to they end, then?
And Dexter, I'll have to get back to you on that. This shipment is already late and I think I hear sirens. If the lawmen catch me with this one, I am so... fired. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 04:34 (UTC)
Well, you have my number if you ever wanna get in touch. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:36, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
And you've mine! Check your inner pocket. Taa! *carts off pile of previously obfuscated questionable-looking packages into the smoggy night* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 04:47 (UTC)
That's my cardboard condom... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:49, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
Perfect. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 04:51 (UTC)

People Who Like to Fuck Naked

As either a woman or a womanly-like creature, can you do a critique of people who like to fuck naked? A new user wants to work on it, and you said it was "ugly", so I'd appreciate some comments now before an overhaul begins in earnest. Please? Pretty please with stuff on top? Thanks for any comments, yours always seem to contain gems buried in the play. Aleister 13:47 20 9

I'll, er, try. If I remember. You may have to remind me, though... life's a little hectic right now. But yeah. Don't expect any gems or anything, though. Seaweed, perhaps? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 13:58 (UTC)

Pee Week

This user took part in Pee Week 2010 and finished with a positive score.

In recognition we hereby award them the title and rank of "A rather spiffing chap". Envious? Want to get templates, fans, stuff and more?

Review something! It's more fun than sleeping!

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Thanks for helping out! --ChiefjusticeGameCube 22:37, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

It was an accident, I swear. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 22:40 (UTC)

Why you so funnies

... all the time? Do you need a date for prom? Sometimes I think you're crazy with the stuff you write... keep up the good work. What's your favourite colour? (You're American aren't you- why do you add those u's?) Meow. That is all? Bam!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  25 Sep 2010 ~ 02:09 (UTC)

I would like to interrupt this message and say this instead:
cocks lol
Also, what is this, going al alter-ego on us? Running two accounts at two wikis is pretty evil-villain-like. ~ Readmesoon 02:12, September 25, 2010 (UTC)
(Well if you consider the other wiki it's moar liek superherodom.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  25 Sep 2010 ~ 02:14 (UTC)
So, er, what you mean, love? Funnies? And maybe I am crazy... dunno what good work you speak of, but I'm rather fond of groarnge. It's a nice colour, though I never said it.
An cocks? Now, really, RMS, you're supposed to be a representative here. The least you could do is give us illogicopedians a good name... and at any rate, I've made no secret of either residency and nor do I see any shame of either. Frankly, I rather adore them both, thankyouverymuch, and am neither agent nor villian nor some sort of masked nut. ...well, okay, I may be a masked but, but that's not the point. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100925 - 02:38 (UTC)
Answer my original question.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  25 Sep 2010 ~ 03:02 (UTC)
Huh? Oh... Ĩ missed a line. Er, because. And is it? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100925 - 03:09 (UTC)
Now answer my original statement.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  25 Sep 2010 ~ 03:10 (UTC)
...no! ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100925 - 03:13 (UTC)
Very good, that answer is acceptable. (The enthusiasm is heartening as well.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  25 Sep 2010 ~ 03:33 (UTC)
That wasn't enthusiasm. That was indigestion. On that note, I need to go find the washroom. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100925 - 03:43 (UTC)
Masks = evil ~ Readmesoon 04:12, September 25, 2010 (UTC)
Why, thank you. I do love when people call me evil simply for the patterns used without even going so far as seeing what the patterns are used for... they could at least get to know me first and then find out that I actually am evil. *huffs disdainfully and stomps out* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100925 - 04:35 (UTC)

Hellooooo

Birds in the sky. Hi. I've further worked on and mainspaced Disguise, it seems to be in pretty good shape. Will go over it a few more times, but seems fun and almost complete. Could you take a look at it and see if there are any weak areas. Maybe I'll add a few more feetnotes too. Hey, lots of mice to you! Thanks. Aleister 2:15 27 9

You've done rather amazingly, not that I expected any different. It's certainly an interesting style for the most part; perhaps it could use a little more consistencising, but it's definitely not a take on disguises one might expect. And it might use another picture. And perhaps prettiness; the disguise on the article makes what's behind it possibly need a bit more symmetry... or less. I'm not sure. I may poke it too if I see/think of anything easy, though... and feetnotes... I must ask. Any particular reason behind that? And... mice? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100927 - 02:30 (UTC)
Footnotes is rather incorrect anatomy, no? If an article or page is seen as a human, which would be the only possible explanation of why those things are called "footnotes", wouldn't there be two feet down there? Hence, Feetnotes. Mice is random, always, just ask the mice if they don't usually run random when they reach new lands. Thanks for the very nice comments. Ah, another picture, yes, must find picture. . . .Aleister 2:43 27 9
On the other hand, the foot of things is generally the bottom; the foot of a page is the bottom, the foot of a mountain range is where it hits the plains or hills or whatever... but since this is something being disguised and generally people are the first to do so, I do suppose the feet thing does make more sense. Yes. Lucky mice, eh? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100927 - 03:00 (UTC)
The foothill, why if there's more than one are they still called foothills and not feethills? Give me a foot and I'll take a mile (but then what do I do with the foot that you gave me?). When something is done very well it's a great feat, not great foot (lol). Oh well. My turn to run away screaming. Dragging someone's foot through the mud along with me. eeeeeeeeeeeeee Aleister 3:08 27 9
Eh, it's a silly language... just... silly. But you could be dragging several foots if you wanted... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100927 - 03:12 (UTC)
Would you both please stop this tomfootery?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  27 Sep 2010 ~ 03:33 (UTC)
Don't you mean tomfeetery? *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100927 - 03:44 (UTC)
Yes. Er, both of those?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  27 Sep 2010 ~ 03:45 (UTC)
I don't know. What do either even mean? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100927 - 03:47 (UTC)
Um... whatever! Just stay grounded ok?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  27 Sep 2010 ~ 03:51 (UTC)
...what if I already bolted my chair to the ceiling? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100927 - 03:53 (UTC)
Then your den will match mine. (We should have a play date.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  27 Sep 2010 ~ 06:11 (UTC)
Are you bolted into your chair bolted to the ceiling? Because I think I'm stuck... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100927 - 06:26 (UTC)
...bolted in my chair bolted... wha??? Now I think you're just being ridiculous. Stay up there and think about what you've done for awhile. (When you're done I'll bring around the "kids" with a pinata bat & blindfold to get you down. You can thank me later.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  28 Sep 2010 ~ 00:14 (UTC)
I... er... well... oh, gods. I should have known it would come to this. It's that place, it's just so illogical... I thought I could master it, but... but... I've been turned! Oh, gods, I've been turned! Happytimes, you have to help me! You have to get me out of here! You're my only hope! Although could you try a less painful method? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100928 - 00:58 (UTC)
I prefer the first method as it knocks some (additional) sense into you, but I supposed we could go with one of those methods that gets gum out of hair or something. I've got a de-bolter around here somewhere... lemme find it. (Cute droid by the way, reminds me of Star Wars. Obi-wan you're my only hope! lulz!)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  28 Sep 2010 ~ 03:53 (UTC)
I prefer methods that don't kill further braincells. I've lost too many arleady! (Star Wars programmed into a dalek! Ruin for your lives! Er, run. I meant run. Or something. What's a dalek?) ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100928 - 13:23 (UTC)
You prefer methods that don't kill (further) braincells??? I think this conversation begs to differ that.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  29 Sep 2010 ~ 02:44 (UTC)
Wot? How so? I never killed them here, Nevah. ...did I? Crap, I wasn't paying attention. Did I get drunk and rape someone again? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100929 - 02:58 (UTC)

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Happiness

The ending is actually pretty good now. The article as a whole is a lot more focussed. The only thing I could suggest for the conclusion is that it might be better if the squid didn't die. It would be good if, unlike happiness (which is fleeting), it lived forever... always looming over us and our petty ways. Frightening. --Black Flamingo 13:43, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

Oooo... you, sir, have a glorious mind. Glorious. *scuttles off* Also, thanks a bunch. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100928 - 14:12 (UTC)

Hello!

It'sa me from illogicie, Gomphog! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Gomphog (talk • contribs)

On my talkpages, you will sign your posts! Or else! Do you understand me, private? And what's with all the socks? I though Chief unbanned your main... or did you not notice? Anyway, let's see if I can get this sock banned. As a small... gesture of how annoyed I am at your not signing. That, and there's this little 'ban patrol' thing I've always wanted to try using... On second thought, meh. I'll let someone else worry about it. But your main has been unblocked, if you weren't aware.
Anyhow, hi, dear. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100928 - 14:52 (UTC)

Congratulations on 1,500 edits!

That's like 5 x 300 or something.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  29 Sep 2010 ~ 02:46 (UTC)

Are you... following me around, or something? *pokes happytimes with a stick* Seriously, why are you tracking my edits? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100929 - 02:56 (UTC)
It's just one of the cool things that shows up on your GPS tracker. I love the "mood ring" feature the best; it gets the loveliest shade of reddish-purpled when you get paranoid.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  29 Sep 2010 ~ 03:33 (UTC)
I'm always paranoid, though... are you sure it's not tracking something else? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100929 - 03:39 (UTC)
Well it turns green when you're having sex; so yeah, I'm pretty sure.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  29 Sep 2010 ~ 04:39 (UTC)
And you have records of my fornications against which to verify this, then? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100929 - 04:59 (UTC)
Does high-definition (bluray quality) video count? Then yes.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  29 Sep 2010 ~ 05:07 (UTC)
Interestingly, blurays aren't actually much higher quality than regular dvds... they like to throw in so much extra encryption and random other crap that they tend to be a bit of a letdown. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100929 - 05:13 (UTC)
Well, these videos are never a letdown... if you know what I mean.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  30 Sep 2010 ~ 00:30 (UTC)
Oh, are you one of them pixelation fetishes? I swear, these things just keep getting weirder and weirder... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100930 - 00:40 (UTC)
Oh I should certainly hope not! I don't want pixies to have any sorts of fetishes involving me. Wood nymphs now; that's a different story.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  30 Sep 2010 ~ 00:59 (UTC)
What's the difference? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100930 - 02:50 (UTC)
Wood. and nymphomania  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  01 Oct 2010 ~ 01:39 (UTC)
You like wood? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101002 - 02:21 (UTC)
Who doesn't? Downsized Lumberjacks, that's who.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  02 Oct 2010 ~ 03:03 (UTC)

Congrats on Reviewer of the Month!!!! And thwanks

Congrats, now you are a real live reviewer. Yay!!! And thank you very much for your tricky trick on UotM, you singlehandidly gave me a tie, and now, like the Godfather, you can ask me one day, and that day may not come, to do something and I cannot refuse. That was very nice, twanks. You are my witchy or witch-like person on uncy, and we have miles to go before we sleep. Aleister 00:21 1 10

*muffled sob* A... steel kidney. It's awful. Bloody awful. I didn't want to be a real live reviewer! *flails*
At least the thing with you two worked. Seriously, how's folks ever supposed to choose between a pair like that? I mean, you're running around cleaning crap up and categorising everything and he's running around cleaning crap up and finding stuff everyone else had forgotten about, and... urg. Guess it's good, lumping you together, amazing folks.
But... er, okay. o_O Yay, I'm a witch. And I'm your witch! Heehee. And indeed, I have a very long way to go, this morning. A very long way, indeed. Have three articles to write and a template to port and some articles to steal and a wall of text to linkify... wheeeeeee! *dies* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101002 - 02:21 (UTC)
You're overlooking the mostest awesomest part! And I quote: "Currently, only one user each month may win the award."
Lyth made the freakin' impossible possible!
Unless you and Monkey Crisco are both half a user.... nah, I perish the thought.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  02 Oct 2010 ~ 02:23 (UTC)
Eh, apparently that was just at the time it was written. Currently is only for current, you know? Current is always changing. Also, did I mention, bad? *hefts frying pan* Why do people keep nominating me for things?! At least this one I definitely don't deserve, so unless it's a really bad month I should be fine... but still... come on. >.<
Those two being half a user each would probably mean a lot of the rest of us would be like, 1/8 of a user each, or something. Although you'd probably still be up there around them, what with IC and other stuff, and all... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101002 - 02:34 (UTC)
(Honestly with the way UN:IC has been going I think it makes me, like, 1/16th of a user or something.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  02 Oct 2010 ~ 02:56 (UTC)
(I dunno; the fact that you've actually been trying at all in the face of such apathy seems pretty damn impressive to me...) ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101002 - 02:57 (UTC)
Awe, shucks!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  02 Oct 2010 ~ 03:01 (UTC)

Here you go

Pee Reviewer of the Month Reviewer of the Month September 2010

Now I know you didn't want it so let me be the first to offer my most heartfelt commiserations. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 07:00, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

Frankly, that just doesn't mean much, coming from the jerk who nominated me... I'm not forgiving you for this any time soon. Hodge, no. Although I guess you must have meant well, right? You're not actually that big of a jerk... right? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101002 - 02:21 (UTC)


A Moose ate Your Review

But I pumped it back out of his stomach. The remnants can be seen here. Overall (yes I like that word), the article needs some polishing and revising; but the idea is solid and just needs some expanding upon.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 05:37, October 2, 2010 (UTC)

I was hoping for more specifics, but alright... and yeah, the thing ain't exactly even remotely polished yet, but I'll get around to it. Eventually. The review should help, too. Thankees for going to the bother, love. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101002 - 05:48 (UTC)
I try not to throw in too many specific because after a while, it stops becoming a guideline for the author to improve their article with advice from the reviewer and starts becoming a checklist for the author to rewrite the article as dictated by the reviewer.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 05:54, October 2, 2010 (UTC)
Specifics can be ideas in any direction... or even conflicting directions, for that matter. While I see your point, I did ask for specifics when I submitted for a review, so... eh. Just saying. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101002 - 05:57 (UTC)

HOLY FUCK YES!!!

THANK YOU for fucking voting me the motherfucking writer of the month!!!1 You rule!!!1 Fuck yeah!!!1 !!!!! Since you voted for me, you win a prize too. I will keep Dexter at least 100 yards away from you at all times for the rest of the month. After that, you're on your own. I suggest you use the opportunity to buy a stungun. User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:25, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, but I didn't vote you for motherfucking writer of the month... I voted for you for writer of the month, including both motherfucking and non-motherfucking. But seriously, you seemed to deserve it.
A stungun, though? What would I want a stungun for? I already have a shotgun... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101003 - 04:32 (UTC)

Brave Protagonist

Is witty, deep, plays the observer just a little-bit outside the story perfectly, and the goats come home after all. Wonderful page. I removed Category:Stupid because it doesn't fit and we shouldn't put obviously random categories on very good pages. Yay! You could tell I'm impressed, and if this is what you do in the middle of the night on caffeine then what will emerge in the light of day????? On other stuff, with your encouragement and needling I worked on Bed for that contest thingy, and did more edits on Disguise for fun thingys. How are your wrists shaping up? Aleister 19:30 4 10

It... is? But what does that mean, plays the observer...? Er, thanks, but you should know that it had the category stupid because it seemed stupid at the time. And frankly, it is kind of stupid. Would 'intentionally bad' work better, or is that for specific stuff?
Don't worry; I only started it in the middle of the night, then I passed out. I do that, though, get really strange ideas while tired. And tend to write better in general, actually. When awake, I fail utterly, though if I already have an idea things come easier.
And yay. Really. The bed looks lovely, especially the sheep... and... well, I didn't read it all yet, but you've definitely taken it somewhere. Somewhere is good. If I read it, I suspect it'd put me to sleep. And not in the boring way. >.< The disguise has been an interesting thing to track, watching how you progress... very interesting, indeed.
And the wrists, eh. I got nothing; so far it's just sitting as an idea. I dunno. Do you have any ideas for... um... how to make it actually... have... substance, or something? Whatever it is it's needing. Something. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101004 - 22:08 (UTC)
Bull left and right. Wrists is very good, Protagonist is wonderful (or are you unaware of how deep you write. Letting go and just typing without thinking is often the key to the best stuff. I used to wear headphones when I wrote, not here, haven't tried that yet here but an idea. And it's not stupid or bad or any of that. Thanks for the bed stuff, and Disguise words. Anyway, caught me as I'm off again, so away I fly. . . . . .Aleister 22:12 4 10
Well, for when you get back - I gave Bed a more thorough perusal. I will say this, I like what I see so far. It needs a proofread, as usual (I may or may not be bothered... as usual). And I was going to spew some random thoughts, but I got bored and proofread it.
Although there are a couple of things - I don't rightly understand the 'got up on the wrong side' bit. Specifically, the picture. What, exactly, is going on there?
And 'the used bed stores had overflows like you would not believe', what does that mean?
'All of these examples' would indicate more than three. Unless I missed something.
I like how it's full of sexual inuendo without ever actually going anywhere with it. Especially on a site like this.
The haunted bed might do better directly after the famous ones, since it's sort of ish. ...I think I'll move it. *shifty eyes*
Crap, that messed up a picture I wanted to add. Er, that --->
This is two beds; if you revert it, it's an old-fashioned canopy type. Maybe you can use it. If not, whatever.
Some of your links are a mite... odd. A mite. Although your ability to remember and link to the incredibly odd is quite impressive, really.
I cannot believe 'parapsychologist' is actually a word. Not that it makes any difference. It's just surprising.
And... should I even have done that messery? I mean, you don't mind, do you? Guess that's what the revert button is for, though, if all else fails.
Will the TAW judges mind?
And I'm glad you like Wrists (and Protagonist, too, of course, though I still have no idea what it's supposed to be), but Wrists, same as Crossbow, both of those, they are missing something. I do not know what; they have the hearts of the madness, but not... I dunno. Something. The dream? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101005 - 00:58 (UTC)

Hi. Thanks for all the ticks and treats. Alas, the contest has ended for new changes, so I had to revert (spelling errors must live on for the moment) but of course will put lots of them back in once the curtain lifts again. Sexual stuff would be too easy on this topic, so I held off on those. The picture of getting up on the wrong side of the bed, that's what happened to him when he did it. No one ever shows you what happens when you get up on the wrong side of the bed, so now you know what happens. Good idea about the haunted bed. You did lots of work, thank you. Much of it will go back in, in time, slipping slipping slipping, in time. And since there have been beds for hundreds of thousands of years, there must have been overflows at used bed stores throughout human history. No? Ah, protagonist, that's why it's so good if you really don't know what it means, because you just let it flow. Some of my early stuff took me years to grow into and to see what my subconscious or soul or whatever was talking about, mostly deep mystic crapola and stuff. Protag to me is a perfect page of describing a standard plot but just a tiny bit off the plot, just enough to describe it as it occurs. Brilliant. As for linking to odd, what I do in most cases is start typing a name in and then use the strangest sounding link that pops up for the first word, no fancy memory trick, just playing. Long note. Aleister 1:14 5 10

Oh, it did? Oops. Well, hopefully some of that'll help after, I guess.
Ah... but why did that happen, or some such? Where is he in all that? Perhaps some more clarity? Or maybe I need to be less thick-skulled; the premise does rather fit. And do beds not deteriorate, then? Just seems a mite odd, I guess.
If you say so. Would that explain Illogicopedia's success, then? That seems to be a primary principle on which they operate, after all (and no, I'm not sure if i'm joking or not). How long can you keep ideas going, though?
Heee... it's a giant cliché with goats! I figured it out, that's what it is! And... ah. Your link suggestion thing works. Right. I keep forgetting that feature exists, but for some reason it never works when I log in with this account (and it is turned on; I checked)... huh. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101005 - 01:29 (UTC)
As you say in protaginist, it's all told in metaphor (which you explain on the page). The more I "talk" to you about Protag the more I see its brilliance, and I want to read it again a few times. I'm not really aware of Illogico, I know it exists but I hesitate to even look at it, as to stick to Uncy. I limit my contacts here on purpose too, never have gone on IRC or facebook or UncySkype, any of those things. Just spreads the stuff too thin, at least for me. Yeah, links are fun to explore. Off topic, but could we just grab Illogico's entire pic base and bring it here? Maybe when they're asleep? Do they have a good pic base? And is that where Ethine and Dexter and EMC and the others have run off to? Questions questions. Aleister 1:56 5 10
(Symbol for vote.svg For. Happytimes.gif)
It... is? I do? Er... neat. And oh dear. And my stomach seems to be trying to eat my lungs... this is... odd. Most odd. Um... anyway.
Oh, it exists, alright. It's full of madness and crumpets and morons and doom. But I like the madness. And harassing the apathetic admins is fun, too... but it does seem to have the side effect of making me like the ones here that much more, and if it goes too far I might forget to be angry at this one guy, I could tell you about this guy; I'm very upset with him. Very upset. Er, anyhoo, the limitation is not a bad idea, frankly. Although IRC seems to be a means to bring out the idiocy in everyone; perhaps it is a side effect of taking less time before speaking, so to speak? At any rate, folks who seem pleasant enough on here come across so horridly there. And I dunno about the other things. Facebook is Facebook. Skype is... another thing I'd have to install, and installing things takes effort.
Their pictures are... alright, I guess. About what I'd expect from either place, some overlap, some not, with an entire large category as a gallery of ms paint art. The question is, would it be worth it? How does one tell? It sounds like work. And I haven't seen any of those there recently... but I think I did see those three on IRC.
From around here, PF999 and Gomphog and another nice fellow have been on Illogicopedia, though. Gomphog actually hasn't done anything crazy there, either. And... smell. O___o ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101005 - 02:32 (UTC)
Er, amendment - he hasn't been entirely crazy. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101005 - 13:36 (UTC)

A fine analysis of what lies over the horizon. Thank you. Since we played so well on Disguise, would you like to take the pee review of it or let someone else fall into the rabbit's hole. I put it on pee right after Magic Man dashed off a disguise stub article and put it up for pee, and before that gets identified wearing a disguise I figure letting our disguise go to a party may brighten it's day. Or you may think it is perrrrfffect as is, but find the flaws in perfection nonetheless. On the first thing, I hesitate to look at illogica, but maybe Gomphog's stuff would be a funny job and worth the trip. I dunno. 'Aleister'Aleister 20:02 5 10

Hmm... I could, in an unprecedented (for me) incident of reviewing things before they've been in the queue a month... review them both! Now that'd be funny. In all seriousness, though, I actually saw the thing in recent changes and found myself thinking I'd be utterly unqualified to review that... too close to it. Maybe if I put on a disguise, though, I could... we'll see.
The House of Illogic is a strange place to peruse, but the utter lack of activity tends to also make it an easy place from which to pull away. And the guy hasn't done much, but why not, eh? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101005 - 20:13 (UTC)

Hey!

This; aces!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  05 Oct 2010 ~ 04:01 (UTC)

It... really? Neat. O_o ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101005 - 13:35 (UTC)

I'm answering yur knot above, cause the sextion iz weigh 2 lng, yeah

Hi. You are most certainly correct, you have been too close and very helpful on the page, Disguise, so some new eyes looking at it will have a perspective that both you and I will be shocked and astounded by. You will say "How did we miss that???" and I will answer "Damned if I know" and then we will laugh. Someone will do very well. The other disguise page needs some help, but it was a good try. I am now in disguise as I write this, and if you see me you wouldn't recognize me, some kind of pirate I think but can't be sure. Thanks again. Aleister 23:00 5 10

Don't worry. I have no intention of reviewing anything for another week. Or possibly five. Did I ever mention I hate reviewing? I only do it because I'm a masochist... well, okay, maybe not. But aye.
I'm in disguise, now, too; I took my cape off! It's... like... um... not wearing a cape, or something. *stares off into space and pokes random things* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101005 - 23:04 (UTC)
Wasn't worried, your comments or review or a yell back as you flee are always helpful and interesting. Reviews are gold for writers, and we should . . .wait. . .I must run. A hawk just grabbed the baby and I must get my camera. Aleister. . .here birdy, birdy, birdy, that's right. hold the baby up a little more, that's it. 23:08 5 10
Could also be an opportunity to try some fly fishing, at that... grab the fishing pole, too. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101005 - 23:21 (UTC)

Barnacle

Most of what I said was actually true and I've tried translating the stuff I originally wrote pretty accurately. I'm pretty sure I stole most of that stuff from some website, though. I intentionally didn't link to the article so as to make the author appear as (even more of) a jerk. If they figure out that I'm from Belgium and realize that I've provided them with a link to the equivalent English Wikipedia article, they might find it nonetheless, though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:53, 5 October 2010

Honestly, I'm so bad with languages I went through a whole pile of them looking for it, got lost, and then found myself reading about gypsies on the spanish wikipedia for some reason, but... eh. Right. Although I thought to actually check your language afterwards, went to it... and I have no idea what happened next. Maybe that was when my class started and I had to run off, or something. And the author is a jerk? Oh. ...why is the author a jerk, then?
But that explains that, then. Truly is another funny 'cause it's true article. *nods* Good. But still... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 00:04 (UTC)

Nomination of Spike

Thank you! it is a surprise, coming from a lady who always seems to hate to take one side or the other on the VFD page! Oh...now I see the actual nomination. "Haven't been paying attention...might possibly vote for," that's more in character. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 11:58 6-Oct-10

Oh, I'm just saving it in case I need to try something crazy again... don't think it'll happen, though. See, you, meersa Spikey, are mildly amazing. And by 'mildly', I am intending to understate. And if I were to actually pay attention to things, people would expect me to actually remember things. I can't have that. Good day. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 13:26 (UTC)

"Mildly amazing"--I am bowled over. Somewhat. Spıke ¬ 14:18 6-Oct-10

Good. That's... fitting. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 16:05 (UTC)

Yes, you do have new messages...

...Go on wikipedia and re-direct random pages to pegging {sexual pratice). The picture is sooooooo funny! I did it to st. patrick, enimem and potatos. Gomphog 13:55, October 6, 2010 (UTC)

I'm with Aleister in saying that vandalising wikipedia is pretty stupid, and why are you bragging about it? And whatnot. Why do you repeat here what he already pointed out what a bad idea, anyhow? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 14:00 (UTC)
I'm not bragging about it. I'm just... bored... very, very... bored. Gomphog 14:21, October 6, 2010 (UTC)
Tsk... why not do something useful, then? Read things. Write something. I dunno. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 16:06 (UTC)

Sammy

I looked at your Illogi link, and Sammy is a beautiful picure. Bring him/her over here, please!!, maybe we can put it full size on some page or make a new article ("Sammy the ginger cat"). It's shiny. Aleister 16:28 6 10

His name is actually Terumvra, but he went and bothered some researchists and they decided to keep him and call him Sammy. o_O But... er, okay. I'll try to upload it when the database quits being a pile of idiocy. What happens next may prove interesting... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 16:57 (UTC)
Thanks! A beau-teas-fulll pic. I looked at your page there, and it was good of course, and poked around, lots of overlap. Gomphog is running around. And Some Idiot, and you, and Sims. You have Manhole on the voteforfeature or whatever they call it page, and we really should have featured it here (brilliant, another brilliant page). Is there anyone there who doesn't edit here who you would really want and could coax over, like stealing someone elses baseball players and sending them to Japan or the States? Or are they trying to steal you from us, and we need to tie you down with string and silly putty to keep you here? Thanks again. What do you want to do with Terumvra here? I've got her interested in a use on something if it's okay with you and her. This message too long, goes on forever. . .Aleister 17:32 6 10
No, that's Crossbow. Manhole is the one where the madman enters, and I really need to fix up manhole... one of these days. One of these days. *sigh* Eh, far as I can tell, the folks there are all already here if they want to be. It's odd. And they could try to steal me, but I seem rather glued to this place. Like a muffin with an egg. Or something.
Her? Wot? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 17:58 (UTC)
Crossbow then, should have still been featured here too. And he or she looks feminine to me, maybe all the red and shiny. Thanks for bringing herhim over. Do you have any more awesome pic there, in that far-off place, that would be perfect here, in this land? Away I fly. Aleister 18:11 6 10
I just looked at what the some idiot said on the Illogicopedia nomination page, got annoyed, and nommed it again here. Because 'good enough' is not... *mumbles* As for images, I dunno. I have quite a few lying around across my computers, though, so if you ever need anything specific, just ask; I might have it. If not, no harm. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 18:35 (UTC)
Good, I hope Crossbow flys here. Thanks for the pic offer. In the judging phase of the MadMax contest RAHB thinks you are Dexter and EMC and that gang, another TOAST clone. Scary, him thinking that I mean and not that you are, and I run away, but not before thanking you for bringing over the cat pic. Aleister 11:01 7 10
What's the deal with the TOAST clones, anyhow? It is a mite disturbing, though, aye... especially considering... well, things. Various things. *shifty eyes* And hey, pics make lovelies. Usually.
And the crossbow damn well had better. If not, it'll prove the guy right and I may have to retire to Illogicopedia, and we cannot have that. Nuh-uh. Or I'll just have to keep trying until it does... wait a month between each, it's doable, no? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101007 - 12:51 (UTC)

Jack Dempsey thanks you

Uncyclopedia vs. Wikipedia --- and much thanks for making Jack a hit on VFH – from humble servants of the farce, Aleister and Funnybony

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:58, Oct 6

Disguise, again

Thanks again, you are a speller from heaven, or wherever it is you crawled in from. If you hadn't spell checked the page several times it would have looked like a first grader's after-summer essay. The carnivale spelling, I was trying for a latin flavor to go with the American Mardi Gras, and maybe a link or two would be the way to go with that. I'll look at the carnival entries on wikipedia. Crossbows is doing well, as it should. And have you noticed we have no admins to police the crowd or put up a new feature (Ann Coulter seems likely)??? We are left, you, I and SPIKE, to fight off the vandals, and I will die at your side in defense of uncy. Take up the Crossbows and charge!!!!!!! Aleister 1:17 8 10

Ah, I thought as much with the carnivale thing... but when you apostrophed the plural, I just sort of got annoyed. Don't apostrophe pluralisations! Sorry about thatn. Crossbow... was doing well at first the other time, too. I'm not getting my hopes up this time. They guy I'll pick up my crossbow for to shoot if it fails might get his hopes up, though...
Er... I was fighting a vandal on Illogicopedia for about an hour today. Or three. I wasn't actually paying attention (or even actually trying, for that matter; it just made a good distraction from these damned cramps), but I'm all vandaled-out. Looks like it's up to the proper uncyclopedians. *shifty eyes*
...oh, fine. So how does this Uncyclopedia thing work? *pokes it quizzically* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 01:24 (UTC)
Yeah, some of the vandals are turning out to be good IP users who have done some good edits. Anyway, cramps? Are you really female? I've thought either that or a female-like guy. But more importantly, cramps of any kind can be helped by lots and lots and lots of water. Hydration cures about 90 percent of human ills, because humans don't drink enough water (me, not being human, am a hydrated creature). So, yeah, drinking water, good stuff. Aleister 1:37 8 10
The illogicopedia vandal was a new user who had started out so promising... then it got a stupid idea. It grew very attached to said stupid idea... alas. Oh well. So, no vandal issues here, then? Good. *emits aura of laziness*
Okay. I really am female. I also get cramps whenever I drink too much, and this crazy girl kept pushing drinks on me and then started pushing... er... well, suffice to say, it was an odd evening. o_O I got the impression humans tend to drink too much water, myself... have you seen how often they have to dash off and find restrooms? Silly things. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 02:00 (UTC)
I guess a new user can be taught manners, like a puppy, or a flea for flea circus fans. Jeez, water water water. Like a plant. I know a guy who says you have to have two relationships in life, one with water and one with the bathroom. Bathrooms are the place we go to show we are healthy, I guess. And drinking beer or whatever actually deydrates the body, hence the cramps. Iz true! I think a couple admins showed up, and Happy Times, who is coolness in one place, has shown up, so I'll be drifting away soon, or maybe to edit one of my pages for a few minutes. Or to drink water, or fight my way into the bathroom, or. . .Aleister 2:15 8 10
Can it? Maybe successively longer bans can... or not. Who knows. But I think it was actually the strawberries I was eating... I knew they were starting to go bad, but they were so big and red and... I couldn't stop myself! And now... now... ugh. Hail the Happytimes... and the cranky admins, too, I guess.
And you know what's weird? I saw this edit on recent changes before a 'new messages' thing popped up... so I came here. And then, when I left, then it popped up. Odd. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 02:30 (UTC)
Either ghosts in the machine, or you are psychic, or both. Probably both. Aleister 2:39 8 10 and out
Naw, just lag between functions... 'sa difference. But.. eh. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 02:43 (UTC)
So I've read this a couple of times now trying to figure out how my name is involved and I'm so confused... stupid youtube music videos-- makes it hard to concentrate. Happytimes.gif Oh, shown up! I get it now.
Lag is often the harbinger of psychic ability.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 03:35 (UTC)
Yesh! You showed up! Like a... thing that... shows up! And lag is... well... actually... yeah. o___O ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 03:36 (UTC)
(I had something else to say but an edit conflict lagged my response.)
I knew you were going to say that. *wink*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 03:41 (UTC)
Eeek! I mean, perfect. That means one of us actually did, because I sure didn't. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 03:44 (UTC)
So... water crossbows to defend against invading cramps?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 03:51 (UTC)
It was strawberries. *flails* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 03:57 (UTC)
Lies! Everyone knows strawberries are pacifists!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 04:22 (UTC)
Like ipecac? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 04:37 (UTC)
No, that's for dieting.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 04:45 (UTC)
As were these strawberries, apparently. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 04:50 (UTC)