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Roman Nigger Bird[edit]

<3 ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:18, 13 January 2013 (UTC)

omg hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-eeee --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 05:21, 13 January 2013 (UTC)

Unsignpost - 20130119042144 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:24, 19 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130124050125 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:03, 24 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130131002159 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:25, 31 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130207013217 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:34, 7 February 2013


It is the day of USP love, Valentine’s Day[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:34, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

Crikey! It’s a rare, wild UnSignpost![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:36, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Surprise, Motherfucker, USP[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 03:52, 28 February 2013 (UTC)

I thought I heard the Imperial March. USP time, everybody![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 20:36, 7 March 2013 (UTC)

Lee Harvey Osmond[edit]

So are you back to old RDB now? Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 01:47, 12 March 2013 (UTC)

I couldn't log into that account here so I had no choice but to go back to my old one. So how are you? --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 00:44, 14 March 2013 (UTC)
Good. How 'bout u, Dawg Bird? Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 00:12, 15 March 2013 (UTC)
Same here, duder. --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 19:10, 16 March 2013 (UTC)
So now are you going to continue on your trail of making quotes that make no sense at all and tell really cheesy jokes? Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 20:30, 16 March 2013 (UTC)

Can I have some salad with my UnSignpost?[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 11:45, 14 March 2013 (UTC)

"Roman Dog Bird"[edit]

??? What is a Roman Dog Bird? — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM No uncyclopedia.png (talk) 04:33:06 03-19-'13 UTC

i don't know --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 05:46, 19 March 2013 (UTC)

People like the UnSignpost because it’s hot! It has the best graphics and everything. Marcus, USP! Step yo’ game up![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:28, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost’s BONER TIME![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 21:54, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

This isn’t an April Fool’s Day Prank! This is the UnSignpost![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 18:24, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost Time, Folks! I repeat, UnSignpost Time![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:36, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost, late and lazy![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:41, 19 April 2013 (UTC)

The 2 Days Tardy USP![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:05, 27 April 2013 (UTC)

I hate to be rude but......[edit]

You make no sense to me, RDB. Could you try to explain to me what goes through your head? Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 01:03, 8 May 2013 (UTC)

Barbed wire? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 09:05, 9 May, 2013 (UTC)
what the fuck is this --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 01:16, 6 June 2013 (UTC)
Why am I even here? I mean, what ungodly set of events brought me to this specific section? --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 04:34, 6 June 2013 (UTC)
The random page button? Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 15:51, 6 June 2013 (UTC)
now i really am condused --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 23:59, 6 June 2013 (UTC)
What does condused mean? Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 15:30, 7 June 2013 (UTC)
I've been fazed and condused for so long it's not true. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 20:32, 18 June 2013 (UTC)

Week-old news two weeks late: The UnSignpost![edit]

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UnSignpost is back[edit]

Enjoy! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:17 7 July 2013

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news[edit]

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Anton (talk) 13:29, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

Allright...[edit]

Tell me who you are, what you do on this site, and why you're remarkable, ye olde user. Or else. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 22:49, 9 September 2013 (UTC)

1. some guy 2. nothing 3. i'm not --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 21:51, 30 September 2013 (UTC)
Like.pngMatthlock likes this Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 15:21, 5 December 2013 (UTC)

Hai mate[edit]

Glad you're still around here. So, in case you didn't already know, here's a pee review by Simsilikesims for our Primus-article, which was done btw last december :D It got fairly good numbers. Just wanted to share this because I'm a lazy fuck ansd didn't share this before. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 12:23, 10 September, 2013 (UTC)

i feel really stupid responding almost 3 weeks later like a fucken jerk, but thanks and shit. yeah, i saw the p-view, pretty nice. --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 21:46, 30 September 2013 (UTC)
Heh, no prob Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:20, 1 October, 2013 (UTC)

Strange[edit]

Strange on how the old site still functions & here we are. Mind givin' me a reach 'round? Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 18:21, 30 September 2013 (UTC)

Lemme give you the fast version. Wikia pulled a NXWave, fucked up a lot of shit. A lot of admins made a new site. Dr.Skullthumper did something, Olipro is sitting this out, and Aleister is god. Anyways, the cabal formed this site, and now there are two uncyclopedias. Its sexy. Like uh... an androgynous girl... with glasses. Also, I joined. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 20:23, 30 September 2013 (UTC)
I believe it's more of an "E.M.C. with female maid costume" sexy than "Androgynous girl with glasses" but that's just my opinion. --Mimo&maxus 20:27, 30 September 2013 (UTC)
More like shy androgynous boy crossdressing in a female maid outfit and wearing cute girly glasses. Thats sexy. In fact, its so sexy, I am typing this message with my dick. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 20:29, 30 September 2013 (UTC)
That actually describes me in some way! --Mimo&maxus 20:33, 30 September 2013 (UTC)
holy moly, get a room. --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 21:42, 30 September 2013 (UTC)

Am I the only one who plays Team Fortress 2 on a school netbook? --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 15:41, 1 October 2013 (UTC)

Music fan?[edit]

What is the name of that sixties one hit wonder that was about crying teardrops?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 06:46, 13 April 2014 (UTC)

um, uh....96 tears???? --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 12:56, 13 April 2014 (UTC)

Got it correct! Thank you! I've been looking for this song forever!--Ketchup Boss (talk) 19:29, 13 April 2014 (UTC)

Oh, you're welcome! --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 19:39, 14 April 2014 (UTC)

Remember "Your Woman"?[edit]

That 1996 one hit wonder by White Town?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 03:31, 21 April 2014 (UTC)

UnSignpost: yet another new format but still less news[edit]

The UnSignpost
May contain traces of humor!


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120.149.99.17[edit]

That address seems to be Alphaslucas who generally seems to be doing stuff right. I'm not sure why you blocked it since I didn't see anything bad happening, so I unblocked it. I hope you're ok with that and thought I should let you know. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 01:17, 31 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Yeah, I saw that the template was being edited afterwards. I'm okay with it, but the reason I banned it is because that IPs first edit had the summary of CHICKEN, and I recalled at least one IP vandal a little while ago who did the same thing. --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 03:54, 31 May 2014 (UTC)
Oh is that what the chicken was about. Wasn't immediately obvious to me though possibly should have been. From what you say I don't know if you're aware it's actually an abuse filter tag that says CHICKEN, not an edit summary, and it's a spam filter but gets attached to good edits fairly often. If you were aware of all that, sorry for explaining it over again. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 04:15, 31 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
I wasn't aware of that, although I kind of had a feeling that it was one of those tags as I was observing all the edits. Thanks for clearing that up. --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 05:33, 31 May 2014 (UTC)

What's with all of the random music videos that you post every once in a while?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 20:13, 8 June 2014 (UTC)

When I hear a song that I like, I put it up on my page. It's just a habit, really. I don't really hang out anywhere else these days (online or in real life for that matter, I'm a fucking shut-in), so I figure this is a good enough place to do it. --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 21:28, 9 June 2014 (UTC)
That, and for the music. JFC 21:57. Jun 9
Yeah, that too. Jeez, I was just thinking about that one a few hours ago, brah. And I see that the numbnuts who uploaded it got the title wrong. Roman DOG Bird, is the way to go, my friend, not this "Roman Bird Dog" nonsense (unless you're a Roman who likes bird doggin' chicks and gettin' loaded I guess). --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 22:10, 9 June 2014 (UTC)

Good taste[edit]

What do you think about The B-52's "Rock Lobster" from 1979?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 21:00, 10 June 2014 (UTC)

Oh man, that one's a killer. If I had a top 50 tunes of all time list it would have to be on it. And all that screaming near the end is just spine-chilling. Love it. --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 21:11, 10 June 2014 (UTC)

Marquee Moon[edit]

This ten minute art punk classic from 1977 still kicks ass to this day!--Ketchup Boss (talk) 22:03, 10 June 2014 (UTC)

Yeah, so I've heard. I actually haven't gotten into Television to be honest. I've had the album (well, just MP3's, I'm a cheapskate) for awhile and I have listened to it, but I don't know. I didn't dislike it, but I just didn't let it sink in much. I think I'll put it on sometime soon now that you've brought it up. --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 05:54, 11 June 2014 (UTC)

Finally[edit]

California Dreaming' by the Mamas and the Papas--Ketchup Boss (talk) 08:01, 11 June 2014 (UTC)

this is a great one

It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit]

The UnSignpost
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~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:35, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit]

The UnSignpost
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~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:46, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost![edit]

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Dear RDB[edit]

I absolutely crave your perspective for my Uncyclopedia retrospective. Please email User:TKF if you wanna A) be a part of history, and B) discover my personal email address. --Argylesocks (talk) 04:29, 10 August 2014 (UTC)

More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost![edit]

The UnSignpost
The periodical without any junk in its trunk!
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We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular![edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper Whose Mom Said It Was Cool!
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 22 '14 2:09 (UTC)

Winner!!!1!!!1[edit]

Hello, you have won the August Writer of the Month.

Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month August 2014  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 03:32 8.31.14

lol --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 23:17, 31 August 2014 (UTC)

OMG! A WILD USP IS ON THE LOOSE![edit]

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SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 03:14, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit]

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Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit]

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The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit]

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Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit]

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dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit]

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The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit]

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Quick unprotection of Athena Asamiya[edit]

Hello. Please unprotect her article for a while so I could add this: he:אתנה אסמיה. LaG roiL (talk) 17:31, 2 January 2015 (UTC)

I added the interwiki link for you. :) --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:21, 2 January 2015 (UTC)

Vote, Vote, Vote[edit]

It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:24, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

judgery[edit]

Hey RDB..a second Aristocrats article has been written after no one stood up to me with my totally unfair multiple day extension. Go ahead and finish evaluating the two articles and pick a first and second place. Leave some constructive criticism if you can. ShabiDOO 00:27, 16 December 2015 (UTC)

judgery[edit]

Hey RDB..a second Aristocrats article has been written after no one stood up to me with my totally unfair multiple day extension. Go ahead and finish evaluating the two articles and pick a first and second place. Leave some constructive criticism if you can. ShabiDOO 00:28, 16 December 2015 (UTC)

Get out of bed[edit]

[walks into Dog Bird's bedroom and makes furnace noises through snuffle] f-f-f-f-f-f-f [in a Mexican accent] Get out of bed! [pokes Dog Bird with snuffle, Dog Bird jumps out of bed] -Senor Snuffalupago (talk) 01:07, 2 March 2017 (UTC)

excellent excrement[edit]

i invite u to chow down on my sloopy turds. also my cock is at least 50 tiems as long as yours --199.189.108.73 (talk) 08:34, 3 May 2017 (UTC)

"dear" idiot 199.189, how dare you to offend RDB our great and rightful and long-dicked leader? You have to hope I'll never find you or you'll be smashed by me as a Tower Bridge-related puzzle. Firts of all, you have to swallow RDB turds, cuz they are juicy. Second, you have what? 50... Yes, 50 micron of dick. RDB has the longest dick evur, John Holmes' suicided himself after see RDB dick. Only 2 person in the world has a long dick as RDB: FROSTY and RAHB. So, fuck you 199.189! You basturd! ROMAN DOG BIRD IS OUR RIGHTFUL GOD and you is only a doggy turd. shut up or i smash your skull! --82.61.112.182 (talk) 05:08, 21 May 2017 (UTC)

excellent excrement[edit]

i invite u to chow down on my sloopy turds. also my cock is at least 50 tiems as long as yours --199.189.108.73 (talk) 08:35, 3 May 2017 (UTC)

"dear" idiot 199.189, how dare you to offend RDB our great and rightful and long-dicked leader? You have to hope I'll never find you or you'll be smashed by me as a Tower Bridge-related puzzle. Firts of all, you have to swallow RDB turds, cuz they are juicy. Second, you have what? 50... Yes, 50 micron of dick. RDB has the longest dick evur, John Holmes' suicided himself after see RDB dick. Only 2 person in the world has a long dick as RDB: FROSTY and RAHB. So, fuck you 199.189! You basturd! ROMAN DOG BIRD IS OUR RIGHTFUL GOD and you is only a doggy turd. shut up or i smash your skull! --82.61.112.182 (talk) 05:08, 21 May 2017 (UTC)

Hello roman dog bird[edit]

Today, your favourite diarrhea consuming vandal returned to Uncyclopedia. For his sake, please see it in your heart to return :( ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:29, 21 May 2017 (UTC)

Dear Roman Dog Turd plos come back. I luv yuo miss you and Spikepedia is really a shitty place. I luv yuo, the super long-dicked Frosty and RAHBot[edit]

Plos RDT come back.I miss u and love u. Spikepedia is a shitty place and of bored me. Plos come back i'll write you Wolverhampton upon The Super Long Dick of Frosty and The Super Juicy Turds of Roman Dog Turd and Plos RAHB I Luv Yuo but use RAHBot. Luv! --87.20.158.33 (talk) 04:50, 21 May 2017 (UTC)

If you come back, I'll eat your turds every day. --WOLVERWANKER

Plos, my luv, come back[edit]

Plox, come back, is da Wolverwanker. And, take a look to this stupid nick I adopted just for you, after 4 blocks of dat manure named abusefilter. "Not too kawaii nickname, indef block"... Btw, a true love is unstoppable. Am here to witness my hope and luv for your comebackings. --Dat Guy Not From Birmingham (talk) 12:18, 22 May 2017 (UTC)

no

Roman GOD Bird is back. Allelujah! Wolverhampton! Alle-e-lu-jah![edit]

IT... CAN... WORK! --79.23.155.175 (talk) 23:49, 3 June 2017 (UTC)